If you were pressed against a wall and had a loaded gun pointed to your head and you were forced, FORCED to immigrate to the US of a but given the option to choose which state you'd want to live in which american state united are you going to pick?If they catch me again and this happens to me again I'd choose Maine instead of Oregon this Time.
>>221404137pull the trigger
>>221404137can I pick the United States Virgin Islands?
>>221404137I'm moving to WMAF paradise aka Seattle
>>221404137Don't threaten me with a good time
You people act like America is some torture dimension. Outside (or honestly, even inside) the big cities I can guarantee it's 10xs better than anywhere in your shit hole countries lmaoJesus Christ
Milwaukee
>>221404516do you like them above or below 300lbs?
>>221404516Based. Them black queens are a US national treasure and it rubs me the wrong way to see them not value it as much as they should.
>>221404555Fuck is an LBS?? lobotomy surgery???I guess it'd make things easier if she had a lobotomy but like 300 fucking lobotomy surgeries are a bit of an overkill, you'd think one would be enough?
>>221404137https://youtu.be/N8OpqvCsTcA?is=Fc_n_P-FuFNhcAkq
>>221404371It is a torture dimension unless you're a CEO
>>221404371We are right, tho.
>>221404619trying too hard
I think Washington or maybe Massachusetts
>>221404137One of the square ones in the middle with no blacks or jeets, bliss
>>221404137maine and hop on a car to quebec
I don't really know enough about different states to make an informed decision. Probably one of those flyover states realistically, like if I wanted to be boring I'd say one of those states with a similar climate and nature as here. But on one hand people in the deep south seem pretty chill
>>221404755You were asking for it. You know damn well no one other than you used British currency to measure weights and that we don't understand how that retarded system of yours works. What even is the point of tell a non-united_statian how much something weighs in pounds. It's disrespectful. You do that again and I'll pound you.
>>221404137Anything north east of Boston except towns with more than 1% of blacks and fag flagsVermont and Maine look the best
>>221404839>people in the deep south seem pretty chillNo they are not. If your neighbor's wife let's slip that she finds you cute to her husband he's immediately going to kick down your door and shoot you in the chest with a double barrel shotgun. Staythefyck away from the racists bits of the US if you know what's best for you. A Norwegian once told me a story of how his co-worker went to the US for tourism in the south and they were on a boat on a river and they saw the bloated, mutilated, chained corpse of a black man floating down the river. What person in their right mind would want to live among such uncivilized barbarians? I much, MUCH prefer northerners.
>>221404923not hard to google the conversion unc
>>221404137Texas or Colorado
>>221404137Florida
>>221404137Idk, I dont know shit about most states. California is the sunny homeless one, new york is the crowded subway tweaker one, texas is yeehaw and florida is the funny news title one. The rest are literally who states that I don't know anything about
>>221408345Buddy... It's not a great loop for us, mutts are the ignorant ones. You're giving them ammo right now. When we make fun of them for not knowing anything about geography they'll fire this right back at us. Go watch some YouTube shorts about american states then come back.
Live your myth in Charleston, West Virginia
>>221404160Fpbp
>>221404137Dare to come to maine, and I will feed you to the Lobsters you ugly bitch.
>>221408420Americans are right, foreigners are obsessed with them. I don't know what happens in westphalia, germany and most likely you don't either but Im ignorant if I don't obsess over everything american.
>>221404692You're not tho and that's what's hilarious
wyoming but you have to give me a farmand im migrating back asap
>>221408464Wasn't that the city with the sizeable Tunisian expat community or is it a different Charleston in north Carolina? I can't remember.
>>221408513Jokes on you. I'm suicidal and I wrote in my will that if I die I want my corpse to be fed to the lobsters because they're my favorite animal and it hurts me how unethically people boil them.https://youtu.be/cU1ldlOxPvY?si=6pzDCiUWAxBqRJrR
>>221408606Shit Im sorry, I'll throw you in the pot right with them.
FWIW my favorite state is Pennsylvania but the weather can be pretty dreary. It’s kino come fall and winter but by May it’s still cool and wet and you just want the sun and lush grass.
>>221408651Can you at least make sure those lobsters are in fact from maine and not Canada? I bet you yourself can't tell the difference anyway.
>>221404137Why would I want to go to the USA
>>221408728Pennsylvania is cool, the atmosphere there reminds me of left 4 ded 1.
>>221408828Because you're a Russian sleeper agent sent to do espionage on the american public on behalf of the Kremlin. You will be paid handsomely and if caught they'll just send you back home to Russia and can't do anything else about it.
>>221404137Either Carmel-by-the-Sea (California), Astoria (Oregon) or Portland (Oregon)
>>221408880>>221408828OOOOOOOOOR...! you could defect and tell the CIA everything you know and you will be paid INSANELY Fucking well! There literally are no losing options for you. Either way you win.
>>221408950Portland Oregon is a complete fucking dump, I'm a hardcore leftist but you I would never live in a fent zombie outbreak containment zone.I love the redwoods vibe of Oregon and Washington but if I had to live in either state I'd choose an open-minded sleepy shore side town that's not too conservative. Big towns our out of the question for me.
>>221409031I wanted to add drug free portland but I was too lazy
>>221408880>>221408960You're deranged and in need of forced electroshock treatment. Get help.
>If you were pressed against a wall and had a loaded gun pointed to your head and you were forced, FORCED to immigrate to the US of a but given the option to choose which state you'd want to live in which american state united are you going to pick?If they catch me again and this happens to me again I'd choose Maine instead of Oregon this Time.
>>221409132Sir. I'm not yuropeon. I'm a north African Berber.
>>221409094I'm perfectly normal. It's you who is not right, you're not profit oriented.
>>221409203Should I even bother posting a picture of a jew to that reply
>>221404160as sad as I am to say it: this is the correct answer. the usa is basically a giant prison and it was like this long before orange hitler gained power. and by the way: he didn't even stop immigration. human rights activists have been turning people away at the border for decades because literally any situation they come from is going to be 100x better than the hell hole called the "united states". my one piece of advice to all foreigners is STAY AWAY. i wouldn't even catch a connecting flight here, lest you be snatched up by ICE goons.
>>221409285Pav my boy... I really, REALLY hate to break it to you but the Soviet union unfortunately is not a thing no more. Putin was right when he called the collapse of the Soviet union the greatest geopolitical catastrophy of the 20th century. I assume you grew up watching Soviet cartoons right? How in the future world envisaged by Soviet creatives where communism won there's no depiction of money, people do things for others out of a sense of duty and camaraderie like how when your mother sends you to run errands for the households you do it out of love for your family and duty without expecting to be paid at the end of the day. That's the world I wish we live in today. I genuinely believe just like capitalism replaced feudalism, the next step on the progression ladder is socialism replacing capitalism, then communism, and that would be the end of history. The fall of the Soviet union set us centuries back on this progression ladder.We live in a capitalist material world, this fact forces us to accumulate wealth to the best of our ability, there are no alternative options.
>>221404230close enough
>>221409677Fall of the Soviet "Union" was the greatest gift to this world, one could only wish that it kept falling apart further.
>>221404137Id van life everywhere so throw me wherever. I guess DC capitol would be a good starting point.
>>221409302If you want to actually feel like living in an open air prison come to uk.
>>221409812Standing in line was too much for you, huh? Let me ask you this, post Soviet union collapse is Russia's standing in the world better? back then you were global super power, a world hegemon equal in stature to the US. one of the two poles of global hegemony. Where are you now...? A regional power at best. How many days has it been since the two days special military operation now? And you want Russia to decline further?Mutts Fucking hate you, they resented having to compete with you over global supremacy more than words can explain. They cheered and parried like it's 1991 when the Soviet Union fell, if the fall of the Soviet union was in your best interest would they have celebrated?Think, pyotor Petrovitch Petrov, think!
>>221410111Why would I give a damn about Russia's standing in the world?
>>221410128Because your ass is a fucking Russy, cuh!
>>221404137Anchorage, Alaska
>>221410194 You need these
>>221410314Unfortunately the US won the cold war so as I consequences it's English that I speak fluently instead of Russian. If the turns were tabled I would've been able to read and understand the picture you're showing me, but alas!Did you know we have a saying in Tunisia for untermenschen like you? "He who fears climbing the maintains lives in dark holes for all eternity."
>>221410441You'd be thrown into a psych ward in USSR for reading Nietzsche lmao
>>221404160BasedNever let them make you somewhere and also don't come here>>221404371Don't lieIt's the oppositeIf you visit stick to NYC, we feed tourists to the CEOs round these parts>>221404826You don't want that there's still both and also there are corn monsters>>221404923I am fining you 200 fahrenheits for making this black magic voodoo thread trying to transport innocent folks here
>>221410525Fuck it we ball', if I'm an enemy of the glorious October revolution and they want to exile me to mexico then so be it, I will have fun breeding cacti, if they want to throw me in the slammer under lock and key so be it I'm gonna fart in the mouth of a gas passer untouchable and become the boss of the prison gangs, if they want to send me to Siberia to build rails for 4 years in a gulag so fucking be it, I always wanted to settle down in Siberia anyway and manual work builds character à la comrade mao Zedong, if they want to make me face the firing squad and stand tall before the red army, the army of hope, the hope of all proletariats then so fucking be it, I was suicidal anyway.
>>221404993Vermont is 100% fag flags and 5% black now, it is the designated kneeler state. You wanted it pre 1980s.>>221405047You will also get et by chiggers not to mention>>221408345This is just the truth THOUGH the other states are more just territories and it is best to avoid them>>221408464Don't do thisUnpost this>>221408516This is the enlightened principleI apologize for the things I have learned about Scandinavia, my sin was browsing this board>>221408547No longer existsPick New York instead please >>221409031Rural people of New England or Cascadia will still eat your trans gf. They are much better at being racist because of long experience with your sort from the nearby cities. It's like they've already been putting up with you for a lifetime by the time they first see you.>>221409302This man is right Someone please help him with his papers so he can escape to Canada>>221409677You're right Don't come here, if you speak this sacred truth in my country you will be eaten by the president Simple as
>>221410718All this cope to avoid working to eat in favor of working so the glorious party may eat
I like the Midwest, idc what anyone says. There’s plenty of good places to go be it urban preferences or otherwise. The only thing I would change is transportation but we all know about that American stereotype.>>221410314As someone who has sedated patients before, olanzapine or better yet ziprasidone are more effective for acute agitation
>>221410718You're the most pretentious person I ever knew
>>221408531Whatever makes you sleep in your shithole.Who am I kidding? You can't afford to sleep.
>>221404371They're just poor. America is amazing if you have money (which I do).
>>221411099I see you're of German heritage. This is what we call a joke, I'm not actually Being serious. I'm being hyperbolic for comedic value.>>221411133Bruh, you're literally a namefag! It's the pot calling the kettle black!
>>221404137No, clue 2bhJust somewhere that's not dead boring, not populated by blacks or rednecks and not unlivably hot.
>>221411202>don't care got minePeak american post
>>221405047What does a dirty sandnigger like you know about my Dixie? You're just mad because I have a good life here but your Arab ass would end up hanging from a tree. Nigger.
>>221411228Forged in the fires of centuries of European immigrants coming here to be nepotistic, do crime, and then cry about discrimination when English and German stock want nothing to do with them
>>221411228Yes sir. I'm going to continue living well while you remain poor. God bless.
>foreigners pretending to not want to live herelol, will never not be funny
>>221411330You don't fool anyone, Paco.>>221411375No you do not. Evil cannot thrive and your rotten soul will fail you.
>>2214114071/5, made me reply. There's a reason only people fleeing literal warzones want to move in your shithole these days. Enjoy your refugees.
>>221411276Wow... A literate hillbilly! Now I've seen everything! Hey, Shouldn't you be drinking yourself blind from your homemade moonshine distilled in a latrine?
>>221411499I only have some east Asians near me besides white people, don't think they have many wars going on.
>>221411569Shut the fuck up, retard. The fact I don't have to deal with idiots like you is reason enough to avoid your hell-hole like a plague. The myriads of other reasons aren't even neccessary.
>>221404137I'm choosing the gun
>>221404137Montana or Alaska. Actually does the US Virgin Islands or American Samoa count?
>>221411500Northerner here from Oregon. Stay out of Oregon, Washington, Idaho, Montana, IDGAF. If I find you here or Canada I will throttle you by your entrails and cast your body to the crabs and pigs of this world.By the way you treat Southerners, you are bound for Hell and perdition you dog.
>>221411716lol, look at how mad it is
>>221404137Some random literal who state with nice scenery like Idaho.
>>221411986Bold of you to assume empty words with no way for you to back up your threats will intimidate me. Quite the contrary, if I wasn't being serious before about moving to the US then just to spite you now I am. I'm A very pretty and vindictive person, I hope you're happy now that you've achieved the polar opposite of what you set out to do.And another think, you see your hand? Yeah, it's firmly wrapped around zebbi.
>>221404137Hawaii, easily. It is expensive, but it is nice.
No one wants to move to Oklahoma and get a nice half, quarter or full native girl? Webm related
>>221404137Apparently Alaska if I wanted a similar climate.
>>221404137Probably Texas, lots of trade jobs and houses are affordable somewhat. Also weather is nice year round.
Live your myth in New Jersey
im going back to south dakota
>>221404137No one ever says Suburban Chicago
