british electricity edisi
fpbp
Normies love showing you little videos on their phones
>>221408923Ah yes Rorke, Twitter was definitely just like Hitler wasn't it
all watched over by machines of will and grace
gary eats in kfc again
>>221409131gp
Hitler broke the mould
>>221409121you think you're woke but you just did a microaggression by not putting a space between trans and woman
If you carry on an argument from the old you've automatically lost it sorry
that green party councillor would fucking love my smelly boxers right now
>>221409173going to btfo you about this in the next thread
>>221409121this post is more spaki then an actual spaki post
>>221409129Nah Hitler had some redeeming qualities
>>221409131that show for benders on channel 4? huh
>>221409154only shooting stars break the mold
>>221409159get him in the woke gulag
thai green party curry
*farts in the corner of the thread*
no babe yours perfect the tight ones hurt
>>221409215you seem confused
sir oy vey
what does a councillor even do vs an MP?
Sir Nigel Farage
shooting stars mentionedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlXgmxQa3RI
My mental health problems first became problematic in sixth form. In secondary school I was lonely but I didn't feel depressed. After beginning sixth form in 2013, however, it truly began. I remember at the start of sixth form I considered dropping out because I hated it so much. Thank goodness I stuck it out, got BBB, got accepted into my insurance choice uni on a course I wasn't interested in and became extremely mentally ill, dropped out and began employment at Greggs on the 2nd October 2016.
Dunno if navy lasses end up full of seamen every night or if they’re all gayers on the boats
>>221409243screm
>But think of the food Rorke*eats English breakfast*>For fuck's sake Rorke it's not all about food you spunktrumpet
>>221409232is a breakfast a valuemaybe if it's two for one
Why did Paul McCartney write songs for old grannies
>>221409279My dad always wanted me to join the Navy for some reason
Am I a monster for not wanting to visit my dying aunt because it’ll take up my vacation time?She’s dying and refuses to take her medication, my family are thinking of visiting her in Pakistan after Eid.It’ll be 2 weeks, I really hate going to Pakistan, the village does not have reliable internet, water or electricity.I don’t speak Urdu or anything other than English so I can’t really talk to my relatives.It’s also hell! 25c and plus as it’ll be summer, that’s too hot for me.I also don’t really know her apart from her being abused by her estranged husband and being autistic like me.She did say she wanted her family but I’m assuming just her siblings because I or any of the British cousins really talk to her on the regular.I don’t know her, she’s practically a stranger, and if I go I’ll eat up a lot of my vacation time for work.For more context when i visited as a child I would run around and she’d follow me, she was basically my babysitter for the duration of the times I was in Pakistan.But am I a monster for not wanting to go? I like her but I don’t know her.
So this is rorke
*turns the thread's mood lighting on*
>>221409312cuz the old grannies now were the target audience back then
>>221409276have you ever been on a lad's holiday?
don’t respond to it, it wanks to the insults
>my family are thinking of visiting her in Pakistan after Eid.
Reckon my great nan was a looker back in the day
>>221409354thats AI
Might myself
>>221409322where did you copy and paste this fromreddit?
Never was so much wanked by so many to so few.
>>221409325Why did the mother punch the son in the first place
>>221409371Yeah
>>221409368but you have so much to for
>>221409368yeah?
day has gone by a bit too quickly for my liking
>>221409354That's an AI edit of a screencap from the TV series "Father Ted".
>>221409392Friday soon
describing myself as rorkeishly handsome on my hinge bio
You wake up to this and you know you’re dead. This is what the gate to heaven looks like
>>221409354Corr would still shag that now just to say I have
>>221409407in the office on Friday :(
>>221409368can i rape u first
remind SHE won a seat and you guys can seethe all you want but won't change the facts on the ground
>>221409388Cracking post this
Brown girls - yeah or nah?
>>221409449how mfs who glaze Rosa Parks be acting
>>221409453hell yeah
>>221409418ratcatcher-esque
>>221409427Again?
rorke's band
>>221409449based, rorke dildoing his own arse in a seething shoot forever
>>221409232>guy eating breakfast>WHY AREN'T YOU SAVING RETARDS THAT PUT THEMSELVES IN POVERTY???fascinating
want to suck a hanty v bbc cock and let it bareback me with its virus seed
It's mad how young men are getting radicalised by propaganda online instead of going out and shagging>In the US, 60% of young men are single and sex is at a record low. https://www.theguardian.com/world/video/2026/may/11/men-and-women-hate-each-other-the-global-dating-crisis-episode-2
>>221409513what
>>221409513want you to seek out therapy
>>221409517blame rorke for creating infinite rorke jrs
>>221409335No, I went to Spain and Zante on a family holiday before though
>>221409513deranged post
Take me back to Magalufffffffff.
Find bent over rows really energising
>>221409496Greens will unironically help out the areas in which the won
>>221409517mindless behavior, internet:|mindless behavior, irl:O
>>221409517Definitely hate things more when I go outside and see the biomass trundling about
gonna try this wanking with a full bladder thing sometime later
Tilde's mortal enemy Poleaboo is set to return tomorrow
not sure how brazil got out of the flag filter
https://streamable.com/psjerp
thought i lost my fluffy socks but i didn't
Aghhhhh. I'm covered in scabsssssss.
>>221409453Would
>>221409513>>221409574why is /brit/ extra freaky tonight
why is every brazilian a retarded leftypol freakyou live in a favela and dont see the consequences of it lmao
>>221409574its goodjust put a sheet down, i've sometimes leaked in excitement especially if stuff is in my arse
Fuck are Skyowitz playing at putting the relegation game and the promotion game on at the same time
>>221409616i don't live in a favela though do i
>>221409513Didn't know you posted in /brit/ mumberg aha x
>>221409550did you wear a bikini?
unironically, is BBC unstoppable? just think about, every convo boils down to sex and BBC is the epitome of SEX
>>221409619ngl lad it sounds bloody amazing i just hope i won't make a mess
>>221409625Post view
>>221409325heem
>>221409625cant afford basic skincare so what difference is it
>>221409620Hopefully the Yid bastards get fucking battered
Just want to DIE
>>221409663i'm not that nigga bro, thankfully my skin is in perfect condition x
Thread quality plummeting
>>221409672ktim
British twink boy butts smell like hp sauce, lea and perrins worcestershire sauce, cheddar cheese, black tea leaves, chip grease and lynx spray. there are variations depending on region and mood as well
>>221409629I haven't been overseas since 2008 mate
poo brarbdley
>yeah bro the epitome of sex is bbc mm ye skaty tek it
>>221409695do brit twinks smell different when they start getting horny?
>>221409702im not your fucking mate
can only imagine what kind of hideous freak is behind that faggot post
Jamie Carragher just said it best. There is a HUGE asterisk next to any trophies Arsenal win this year. Clearly the Premier League are doing everything they can to make sure they win to appease Arsenal fans and distract from the 115 charges.
>>221409744It's Jason kek
@ 221409711 ur a coward you know im right. BBC tends to always win and has mind broken not only whites but browns and asians too
take it to /sp/ yeah
Sir Its Over
>>221409695mine smells like roses
>>221409725no but their butt temperature increases so it can make some notes stand out more. like a yorkshire boy butt in heat might smell more like wensleydale. if it's rainy they take on a 'wet dog' scent or barn smell as well
Been in bed for 36 hours and my body is hurting
>>221409768account based in india
>>221409779corrrrrrrr
you niggas just be saying stuff
gooble gobble gooble gobble
>>221409790>eating meat
>>221409779you are extremely mentally unwell
>>221409790big sausages for a big mouth like yours
I had fish and chips for tea
how can I get to bed at 9 when it's still light I hate summer
just heard that keir starmer is going to go full ayatollah on london protestors this weekend
I had chips pizza and salad for my dinner
>>221409790summer body loading..
>>221409777might ave to ave a quick smell of ya bum frew ya trousers mate haha just ta check n see right
>>221409325
right that's a woman and her wife sucking each other off until they both splooge in each others mouths
>>221409855take the eyemask pill
How Chinese are you
>>221409888this is beautiful
refreshing /brit/ like i'm a rat in a skinner box
My neighbouring garden was “overgrown” with wildflowers, brambles, shrubs and had a huuuge majestic tree at the end of the garden. They sold the house, someone came in and bulldozed the entire garden. Wildlife dead, plants gone, tree chopped down. Absolutely devoid of life. They rolled out some grass which I’m very sure is plastic, it’s vivid green and hasn’t grown at all since the new family move in. The most vivid and abundant garden has turned into a hellscape.
>>221409354if the vintage retro threads are anything to go by then quite hairy>>>/s/22401307>>>/s/2237113
>>221409325battered that fat boomer
>>221409888they're chimping out!
>>221409888hot
>>221409888where the fuck does the cunt at ~45 secs in from lmao
>>221409936>>221409354oops copied the retro japan thread link wromg>>>/s/22371137
>>221409931
>>221409936interesting how torpedo tits died out
>>221409931this garden is england
>>221409243SCREAAAAM
why do viruses all look like bouncy ball toys
>>221409888new left 4 dead kino
>>221409931my neighbours wanted the hedge removed for some fucking fence they'd seen on instagramtold them no wayseen their arse with me since, the deano cunts
did 2 wanks during working hours todaygetting paid £25 an hour to wank to trans porn what a life
>>221409931how are you so stupid you can't tell artificial turf from real grass??
Turning Point UK
>>221409946his mom, you wrongun
>>221409322>I don’t speak Urdu or anything other than English so I can’t really talk to my relatives.That is another experience that seems foreign to me, like being bilingual, or having parents that grew up speaking different languages. Imagine your parents relatives, your cousins and grandparents, speaking a different language than you.
"everyone" aka biomass is npc paedo daemon cattle but me.
>>221410097everybody*
>>221409325What was the name of that legendary sitcom with Carl Winslow, the black cop from Chicago? Family Issues? Family Values?
i fucking HATE the biomass
horny for some east african pussy
>>221409550Were you shagged in Zante? I bet you got hit on constantly.
any Aryan Gigachads in?
>>221410149Family Matters
Tyla is a such a hot little african gyal
I'm gayryan
>>221409488Smegma nuts!
>>221410175:/
>>221409154Aura.
>>221410175No I was only a child
I ate enjoyed a KFC for early dinner then went to the gym to burn it all offI'd say that's relatively optimal
off to walmart like a true aryan. anyone need anything?
if you was in a life or death situation how do you think u fare against bear i think if you gouged its eyes out you’d win but you would get fucked up a bit still
why is that poster pretending to be sacked tranny anyway?
>>221410239would get absolutely battered, don't think my jiu jitsu would work
>>221410222EggsAR-15BeefMilkYoghurt
>>221409711LOLERING
> After beginning sixth form in 2013Oh my day UNC
>>221410176more of a Dorian beast me
*does a little dance*
>>221410165let's not beat around the bush hererorke has changed, and we need to get used to it
>>221410239you would have giant wounds before you even got to its eyes
>>221410259*sacked trans womanplease don't use transphobic language
>>221410185Thanks>>221410217Ah sorry, thought you went as a "woman". Are you really a trans?
shaking my black arse
I think Enoch's right, I think we should send them all back. Stop Britain from becoming a black colony. Get the foreigners out. Get the wogs out. Get the coons out. Keep Britain white. I used to be into dope, now I'm into racism. It's much heavier, man. Fucking wogs, man. Fucking Saudis taking over London. Bastard wogs. Britain is becoming overcrowded and Enoch will stop it and send them all back. The black wogs and coons and Arabs and fucking Jamaicans don't belong here, we don't want them here. This is England, this is a white country, we don't want any black wogs and coons living here. We need to make clear to them they are not welcome. England is for white people, man. This is Great Britain, a white country, what is happening to us, for fuck's sake? Throw the wogs out! Keep Britain white!
began Sixth Form in 2012 me
ew said she would do me over vocaroo think im in lads
not a single letter
>>221410305tend to prefer sacked vs non-sacked trans women, me
>>221410270you mean yogurt
>>221410302Yeah I already said you would get fucked up a bit but still win
>>221410089Fucking hell, if anything, immigration and imperialism in general is wiping out cultures around the globe.
>>221410222spritejolly rancherssome of dat purple stuff
The curryTimes it excellently to stick the football on too so well done me
>she
>>221410283I'm only 29>>221410296Mental how shit he was in gen 3. Literally no level up moves besides astonish absorb nature power uproar and hydro pump as a Lombre at level 49 or something. At least you could teach it surf>>221410316I'm a real woman
>>221410339you mean go-gurt
>>221410318anyway here's Tears in Heaven
>>221410334the de-sacked ones tend to be more feminine as testosterone is produced in the balls
So so so beautifulI love her
>>221410359Uh, where's the MEAT?
>>221409931Sad when that happens. >>221410005Ustashit
>>221410386its sad when they go young like that
>>221410239You'd die lad, there's no other outcome
>>221410368>Mental how shit he was in gen 3bullshitSurf/DiveIce BeamGiga DrainRain Danceplus ThunderPunch and FirePunch in Emerald
>>221410359>no meat>chiclet keyboardrunt-esque
She.
2.40 for 3 cans of guinness and 2.50 for 3 cans of abbott in sainsburys damaged packs fucking get in i thought they couldnt do those reductions anymore fuck tesco im a sainsburys man now
>>221410381the protein farts must be insane
>>221410426you're from the sainsburys
>>221410318>I used to be into dope, now I'm into racismThere's no way he fucking said that. He night have gone on a tirade, but he wouldn't have said that.
>>221410416They are all TMs or move tutor moves. TMs are single use in that gen and most of the moves listed are not available until late game or post game
>>221410368>i'm only 29if you were a dog you'd be 203 years old by now
>>221410384*pulls out dick*right here motherfucker
*tippytaps into the thread*
>i'm not that nigga bro, thankfully my skin is in perfect condition x
>>221410400Was thinking about writing that initially
>>221410484shaggable poke
>>221410359so this is the british national dish
There is nobody with a morally consistent position on AI. Everyone has settled into a 'It's OK when I/someone I like uses it', and 'bad when someone I don't like uses it.'
£9 for an aperol spritz rather drink me own piss
bloke thinks he can take on a 500kg bear lol
>>221410359no meat carb slop JUNK to sit down n watch t'footy withabsolute slop brained mong you aredreadful human you are with a horrific existencebrown perhaps? i think so
>>221410484*aims with rifle and blows on deer-whistle*
roman houses must have been mad at night if that's what their candles do
rorke sold his dignity for a tikka masala
>>221410516I have oneTotal AI Death
>>221410516I have a morally consistent view
>>22141022210 bag of weed please guvner
>>221410516pretty sure the vast majority of anti AI people are consistent about it actually
>>221410359mtor deregulating insulin raising MONG
/our gyal/
>>221410538I'm a Roman candleMy head is full of flames
bloody sky’s gone gay
>>221410566Wrong. See: all the anti-AI Twitter lefties glazing Iran for those dumb slop LEGO videos>I'll make an excuse this time teehee
Total AI DeathTotal Cloud Computing DeathTotal Cryptocurrency DeathTotal Windows Death Total Social Media Death
>>221410519Literally never said that but whatever
>>221410578/brit/'s new darling
>>221410580alri elliott
>>221410581vghhhh the plains of Scandinavia
>>221410581crazy how faggots stole the image of a rainbow in order to lure young childrencrazier how faggots are still allowed to live
>>221410586well twitter is full of insane people and spambots so i don't care
Viva l'Italia!Fascisti, a noi!Il Fascio è simbolo di tanti EroiBrigate nere, dai saldi cuoricontro i nemici di dentro e di fuori!
>>221410581looks like america
>>221410600so nice to meet you, angeles
It`s Solovely ..Coopers Is BusyonaMonday !! usuallyitIsn`t ..
smug vegan bastards need their faces smashed in
>>221410581woke gone barmy
>>221410581Fucking woke gone mental. What's next, bulls getting cow-affirming surgery?
>>221410658alcohol makes you fat and stupid
alri
thr cooperdem
>>221410657she looks composed, so she is, I suppose
>>221410660go and do it then YOU WON'T
>>221410612it’s a quiet life out here must be said
>>221410646Drop a molotov with copious amounts of sugar and engine oil inside the bottle
enjoying reading again me
>>221410692Fuck off stop teasing us
>>221410710go read your shit books and stop bothering us
>>221410581>>221410692tarkovskian
the what stream
>>221410692not possible to suffer in sweden
>>221410672Won't need neither looks nor smarts to shag when drunk however.>>221410717>>221410717Plot twist: he is a black fella
>>221410692npc swedes: me tink me gwan paint me gaff red
need a new balance 740 gf
and the latest from catberg?
>>221410692the only have red paint in rural sweden
what are you meant to do if your kid goes to a state school and the english teacher is some nigerian and your kid comes home sounding like a nigerian
>>221410646prove you are white ignore this request if you are brown
>>221410791sucking down some zognip
>>221410791imprisoned in a submersible at the bottom of the challenger deep
>>221410760it’s a special sort of red, dyed with iron oxide that comes from our mines slamfärg, or faluröd is specially made in sweden
>>221410791blehp :p
>>221410755>shag while drunknot even fun in the slightest
>>221410791
>>221410811>leafyou are asian or indian
creps just arrivednot bad for £40
>>221410802you'll never shag rorke so you need not worry
wagwarn bredda gwan gimma a curry goat rice n peas
inside you are two wolves
>>221410853yes
>>221410791he wake up smell the flowers :)
>>221410710SameReading some European New Right books atm
lot of city boys itt
>>221410858mad how> men wear new balance : ick>woman wear new balance: ooo so retro vintage depop girlie xx
>>221409159they deleted the message lol
>>221410672also almost all of it contains estrogenic components
>>221410858very feminine hand and feet rorke x
>>221410692Get the fucking horses fed NOW
fat and stupid freaks love they booze
>>221410692would be jealous except no guns which is kinda crucial for rural living like that imo
>>221410012That's what many victims of mass migration from the third world did in their final moments
>>221410946ktim
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1778482425798743.mp4
not into cuckoldry or pegging or any of that nonsense but would like a nice assertive girl to lock my willy up in a cage
>>221410883Handsome berg, this
>>221410951just move to montana..
shan't be clicking that
u can find me in the treescallin up the goatman
>>221410957check this out
>>221410908MiUSA or 99X is good but the rest are for women
rorke reading Always with Honour on the zogtrain but shaking his head so people know he disagrees
>>221410846How so? I don't think I've done it.
u guys are my only friends
new balance still makes shoes in the US and UK so new balance is based
221411012nobody tell him
>>221410973ok..................
>>221410692wouldnt be posting pictures of your gaff on here desu lad even if you think its in the middle of nowhere
>>221411015reebok makes shoes in bolton
>>221411026:/
>>221410791he sleepy
New>>221411045
>>221410958I didn't like pegging until I saw a tiktok of an Chinese women where the joke ending that she was good at pegging and it made me want a classy Chinese woman to peg me. Also I've lost it so if any of yous have seen it I would appreciate a lead.
