Are Sam edition
>>221410692emmett garcin's resting place
stunning and brave
>>221411045if you kicked him up the arse hundred cocks would fall out
keir starmer announced he is planning to nationalise british steel and a bunch of rightoids freaks are against it. Are these people fucking retarded?
might go to one of those local meetups and try and make my first friend
Ooh yeah team
>>221411074i remember literally screaming when he revealed that his "rough" city was called maple ridge
sick of this vpn faggot need him dead
*makes bear noises*
>>221411118jeff isn't on a vpn newfag
>>221411116what should it be called
>>221411116the mikey vs em vocaroo days was truely a golden era.
that charlotte in that sainsburys advert is fit
rain3ow star
he couldn't even spell "nationalize" in the american way lmao, god you britfags are pathetic, you can't even hide behind a vpn without exposing yourselves
supporting Reform UK from the other side of the world
>>221411194I voted for greens
Feeling tired
got a poo coming onnot normal at this hour
>>221411094Should have nationalised The Number of the Beast instead
>>221411216shitty leftist
>>221411165post her or be quiet>>221411194foden-like physiognomy on the left
Either the entire world will be White or none of it will be White, there is no inbetween.
>wake up >sit at computer>'hm, would be nice to do [x productive thing] today'>'just think, if you do that a little every day, life would be so much better'>'nah'>load up video games>play all day>load up porn>wank all night>repeat x8 yearsany kahteemers?
>>221411223Same, and it's teasing my prostate too. Absolute nerve of it
anyone got the pic of zesty foden as a bunny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjBhbMMgLzc
>>221411227I'm just sensible
>>221411254Uhhh...do you want any sauce?
It's clear if you look at that idiot Greta. Anyone who talks about the environment is scum. They're eco-terrorists.
>>221411194かんじできない
>>221411265this one?
>>221411298lol
mad how there's so many youtubers whose content i watch for free and have given me hundreds of hours of entertainment yet i have never once subbed to them or given them moneyeven block ads on their feeds
>>221411294注目イギリス総選挙「リフォームUK」右派政党が与党不満の受け皿に厳格な移民政策
Just watched an episode of a TV show and it was good
got a headache :(
>>221411343good
got my name painted on my shirt I ain't no ordinary bloke, I don't have to work
pining for her particularly hard tonight so might just go to bed early
>>221411261>wake up at 6AM>make a coffee>go into my office>log on>set my pomodoro timer for an hour>do an hour of work on my business>5 minutes of /brit/>repeat until lunchtime>go for a walk and a sandwich from a local spotit's that simple
>>221411342dont say what it is or some bastard here will spoil it
>>221411342was it
>>221411290>Reducing the risks of famine and lung disease is bad actually>Making fossil fuel CEOs wealthier is good actuallyYeah?
>>221411342he dies at the end
>>221411350no need for that
Baby, I'm not here to start a fightBut I just thought I'd let you (Just thought I'd let you know)'Cause the way that you've been treating meIt's so unfair baby, it's so cold
>>221411406sick to bastard death of the sadposting cunt. and you can get to fuck as well
>>221411402no he didnt
>>221411419no petersno eggs
remember greg wallace
>>221411440it appears ross relaxed
egg wallace
>>221411449Gregg?
learning jazz guitar, aren't I
need a bwc receptacle in my life
>>221411449saw him in the gym today bench pressing a midget
>>221411440he won't do any prison time. he'll be back to dancing his little feet on broadway in no time
>>221411484hi
got my gay little house shorts on
>>221411484*wags my 6 inch bwc baton*
>>221411261i toil but then come home to do this kinda stuffmy weekends however are exactly this except add in starting to get steaming from a bit after luncheon
pinkpanthress webmspost them
>>221411449saw him in the shop today hydraulic pressing a midget
>>221411437i remember this
rorke: celebrate good times come on
don't really want a gf per se just need something to cum into
You and egg wallace
>>221411440>the grinning maniacadd it to the list
you now remember penguin biscuits
I feel you creepin', I can see it from my shadowWanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo?
>>221411472tried learning jazz pianoit hard
>>221411548i had two of them this morning
you lot would've loved 190
>>221411548mogged by timtams
>>221411562and now you remember them
>>221411045Fucking faggot. I like the Muslims for throwing these mother fuckers off roofs. I don't even have a problem with gay people, just the ones that act like this
>>221411563190 of what
>>221411514here you go m8
>>221411541um hi x
>>221411548not allowed to call them biscuits these days. thanks to woke
>>221411561not like you do anything else all day so try again you fat sponger
>>221411548Kid was always a dumb fuck though
>>221411562what were the jokes on the wrappers lad
Anyone ever have a tiny Asian woman walk on their back? Is it better than just a regular massage?
yorkies = NOT for foidsshrimple as.
>>221411548enjoyed the cheeky joke on themi hope they still have one
>>221411588bizarre and false allegation, apologise immediately
>>221411605you're not allowed to say that anymore
>>221411576>I like the Muslims for throwing these mother fuckers off roofs>I don't vene have a problem with gaysThose "muslims" by the way who do that are on the payroll of your taxes.
>>221411109your dads dead LMAO
you now remember SMart
you now remember transform-a-snack crisps
essbee teevee
>>221411602no but in an asian massage place a chinky massage therapist stuck an oily finger up my arse without asking during the happy ending and my cum nearly hit the ceiling
you now remember school shoes with a toy in the heel
>>221411639rip mark speight
>>221411635Good? I just said I like it?Money well spent, hopefully they're killing Jews with it too
you now remember chimpanzee chocolate wafers
you now remember mum died in front of daughter after head got stuck in rocks when tide was rising
hmmm what are some other things you could now remember
>>221411514
>>221411628YORKIE YORKIE YORKIE YORKIE YORKIE YORKIE YORKIE YORKIE YORKIE YORKIE YORKIE YORKIE YORKIE YORKIE YORKIE YORKIE YORKIE YORKIE YORKIE YORKIE YORKIE
somebody is hungry
fruit shoots and being on the bus on a school trip in primary school
you now remember the video game second sight
what opps could sematary POSSIBLY have?
>>221411690gp
>>221411668>hopefullyThat's your whole life isn't it? "Hopefully".They are not killing jews.
>>221411012:D
you now remember squirting people with a lucozade sport bottle
you now remember you are breathing
sydney sweeney pressing her tits against glasshttps://archive.4plebs.org/tv/full_image/1778504226377245.webm
>>221411638distasteful cretin
you now remember wanking in class as a degenerate teenage coomer and spunking your pants
being battered so hard in a fight at school that your trousers and pants were ripped off and the latter thrown into a tree so high up that they stayed there for the whole year
you now remember poleaboo pouring his piss into his roommate's ribena
>>221411578screaming the dog he punch the man
>>221411641Lushberg
any good porn recommendations going?
>>221411747sup cancer daddie
>>221411770ashlyn rae
>>221411770no mate. you need to stop watching that muck and focus on wholesome things
people who wanked in class were another breed of freak
>>221411751sremember wanting to trip someone over in a play fight and accidentally smashing his head into some correlated metal thing outside one of the school buildings and he threatened to tell a teacher
Become Orthodox
>>221411561in a way it's easier on guitar, a scale is more or less the same everywhere on the neck but not so on the piano
>>221411770gay porn
have never actually ever been in a fight and I'm not a shut-in before you say
Want to go to kfc but it's 20 minutes away and it's already 8:45.
>>221411838Just fucking DO IT
>>221411828meet me in the fields outside chop gate and we shall engage in a duel
>>221411803shag that puppy
might take an orphanage hostage..joking
>>221411838its all shit since they changed the chips anyway
red bull contains bull sperm
>>221411600it just had a message telling me to look in the mirror
>>221411838oh no :/
never had kfc before
right well
>>221411820no thanks, I'm Catholic, church of England near me shut down recently and became an Orthodox church tho which is interesting
>>221411865It's not great
>>221411807Didn't know it was an international phenomenon. Thought our guy was mentally handicapped to be quite honest with you
would love to lose a fight and be raped afterwards
>>221411828https://voca.ro/1oQbw1LrDrTN
it is happening kier is getting fucked as we speak
>>221411856right well ktim then
I'll show you the ramen I made at lunchtime today.
>>221411883sort of makes it consensual though
the owner of two side-by-side wells when the well maintenance engineer arrives and has to direct him to the well that is due for inspection >>221411868
>>221411880Catholicism is heresy
>>221411883i need you
... Swipe down ... Sticker ... Team Moose ... Singer !
starmer is on the ropesfarage will be pm before the end of summermad
>>221411261yep
OOOOHHHH KIEREMY STARMER
Lots of bizarre posts
remember playing fifa street for hours on end back in the summer of 2007
are we ever going to have a PM that lasts long enough to get re-elected again?
>>221411912appreciated this post
Stronger Fairer Britain.
what the actual fuck is starmers problem? seriously must have some sort of humiliation fetish. he knows the entire country despises him and should have quit a year ago
oops i raped my own arse again
all the hot girls in school were doing this at sleepovershttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1778279729389966.webm
>>221411748Wanking? Yes. But it was the preliminary stages, so no cum, just orgasm.
>>221411971What about Championahip/Football Manager?
>>221411971what was that ult you could build up to and you could do a mint power shot? Gamebreaker or something
splashed out on two full sets of Egyptian cotton bed sheets and two down pillows in the hopes that one day a girl might appreciate the extra comfort
why are people talking about starmer all of a sudden? is he on telly?
raping my arse with a toblerone
sir battered so hard in a fight at school that he ripped off my trousers and pants and threw the latter into a tree so high up that they stayed there for the whole year
>>221412000lads were too with girls unless you were a neek
>>221411096Out of the loop here.Is there one for the South East?
too queer keir
>>221412000no we weren't
>>221412027he resigned
right so that's a woman sucking on another woman's vag
>>221411847>>221411853>>221411859Might wait until the weekend. Post-toil walks never feel good, and I don't trust uber eats or whoever.
>>221412033how does a man ever bounce back from this
>>221412027he's being projected into the sky it's the new mode of ministerial address
>>221411994It's time for real change. It's time for PM Galloway.
>>221412000>yank>/gif/let me guess they're sucking a black dildo or something
what classical music should i listen to?
>>221412016>>221412016Not a bad idea that.
>>221412014well saidhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KMitEV8n2Q
fitting that spaino thinks of nig shit right away
>>221412037>unless you were a neekktim
>>221412000absolutely lush
obviously starmer isn't ideal for labour but do they really have anyone betterthey need a corbyn type leader if they want to win
>>221412000Me with Ruby Granger
>64 Labour MPs now calling for Starmer to resignHe's going.
>Ireland’s state broadcaster will show a Eurovision-themed episode of Father Ted instead of the contest’s grand final, which it is boycotting over Israel’s participation.
>>221412090sc
>>221412033Pardon the question but are you small and cute?
keir isn't resigning
the king should rule again seeing as how british prime ministers all get fired
>>221412060https://youtu.be/vLNLvcBmoqo
>>221412100Are they repeating it 10 times to cover the entire time Eurovision takes?
>>221412060Debussy
>timid>coward>meek>worthless>ugly>slugI cannot tell a lie. You've clocked me good and proper. Bang to rights.
>>221412100based
>>221412100Sure all the Irish benders and trannies will love Eurovision being replaced by a Linehan show
>>221412118did he really say that?
RIP Sir Keir Starmer!
sir white killer
wondering what the university professors are teaching on their courses now they've been made obsolete by chatbots LOLuniversities are just a place to take out an extortionate loan in order to be around like-minded people who you could be able to shag
by god hes posted it again so he has
>>221412162that's what they were long before chatbots
>>221412162haha yeah and then you spend the whole 3 years sat in your room not shagging
The best /brit/ gimmick of yesteryear was that one chap who came up with the neo-cockney rhyming slang word of 'danny' which meant dire because of actor Danny Dyer
is Christianity just judaism for gentiles with a Hellenistic coating?
please fight me and fuck me
This board swore up and down that Keir was going to be ultra based when he was picked as PM. Why are they like this
>>221412185
>>221412162It still has huge value for social signaling. Basically the new secondary school.
if barmer resigns who becomes president?
sir fight fucker
get the fucking peters posted
that nihha starmer BIDEN BLAST
>CS:GO - Tilting a pro female teamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rZAYYbbk0AWhat is /brit/'s opinion on women playing video games?
someone posting from a caving and his messages are echoing
>>221411971me? i was playing runescape and fable
>>221412213saka
Love eating pussy when they squirm
>>221412195>>221412199*pushes you against the wall**kisses you*mmmm tastyi want more!
sir orphanage stormer
>>221412239don't care
Fable 2 should have got an anniversary edition because it is very rough around the edges playing it today.
the umpeters
>>221412269Cry about it to Microsoft, not us. YOU WON'T
>>221412214me
>>221412199Why are these types never local man fml
>>221412251can't do it i get too nervous and start farting
Doing an incredible amount of rank farts after a spicy chinese last night
sir niggeir starmer
Sacked by the morning
Culture has been stuck in a nostalgia cycle since the 90s
>>221412213Koala Singh
so it seems like israel's main social media strategy to combat people calling them genocidal racist freaks is to... post cute girls wearing military uniforms and its working
wish Diego was here for Eurovision
>>221412291every homosexual in a 3 mile radius is now descending on your location
Miss that Ranjeet prime minister forgot his name
>>221412213the bosh man
>>2214122971890s
>>221412279bizarre
Boycotting eurovision
lost all respect for my dad after he was all 'mens mental health' toward me when i was unemployed but after i got a job and showing clear signs of depression not once did he come up to my room for a similar conversation
For 6 years of my life I've been speaking English with an american accent, but now I will chamge it to a mix of British mannerisms. We'll see how it goes.Gallery, gorgeous, right, frustrated, car, etc.; all of these sound better with a British accent.>>221412118The words "genuinely" and "insane" are too much overused on the internet these days and it annoys me
Arise Sir DAVID LAMMY!
>>221412316But anon I am a homosexual
>>221412344that is sincerely bonkers
I reckon we've all fantasised about being the opposite sex on occasion (I have), but then the moment passes.Convinced troons are just autists who develop of fixation on this desire, like some do with trains or birds.
>>221412332men truly have no reason left to be alive if they don't make it by middle age maybe 90% of men over 40 are worthlessly depressed little creatures just looking for food and walking around all day, finding little tasks to entertain themselves
>>221412297That's a sign of a dead end. Recycling the 80s and 90s because of cultural decay.
when people talk about london what do they mean? everything inside the m25? just looking on google maps and I can't imagine living in bromley (which is supposedly part of london) being that different to living in the middle of nowhere up northwhen I think of london i think of neoliberal enterprise
>>221412349Most politically informed farage fan
>>221412363bravo
>>221412284different in the wizarding world innit
>>221412372the greater transhumanist / genetic engineering movement is incredibly important for the future of our species and we should be celebrating the work of transwomen at the frontier of transitioning obviously most transwomen are not really scientists who care deeply about the biohacking / transhumanist component of it. but some are. and they shouldn't be lumped in with the freaks
>>221412383It's the 00s that are the next things the y2k aesthetics they call it.
>>221412372no nevermost common fantasies ive had: cougar sex, knocking up some local when im abroad as a tourist, being the only bloke on the planter and being used as a reproductive machine and forced to donate spunk for food.
get the black niggers quartered and beheaded
>>221412269loved the original, disliked the other 2guns dont belong in a game like that
>>221412372that's precisely what it isgay autismos who get too into the fantasy
>>221412372went through a phase of wanking in my sisters clothes but grew out of itregularly imagine i'm the girl when watching porn but always stops the moment i cum
>>221412414
dunno why my retard housemates never put clean dishes or cutlery awaytakes like 2 seconds but they insist on making piles and piles of clean shit on the side because they don't want to put away something they haven't used or cleaned personally. fucking dickheads
>>221412408Yah y2k is mad bougie rn im wearing my $500 jnco and my limp bizkit TRUE VINTAGE shirt right now that someone find in the trash.
>>221412428did I just see Tim?
>>221412414s
sir autogynephilia
>>221412426i used to steal panties from the laundry room in uni and jerk off in them good times, fun times.
>>221412450Why are you telling us and not them?
listening to Green Day, they become more musical-theatre-oriented from Warning onwards
>>221412459not how the gimmick workshas to be two words after sir
why don't you take your physical fitness seriously yet?
>>221412372if a young man can become a beautiful woman I think he should do it.
>>221412387havent been able to stay interested in politics since the clegg betrayal
I swim twice a week for an hour, proper good workout
>>221412332not a rorke but that pisses me offpeople saying men should talk about their problems. it's a lie, nobody in the world cares except possibly your mother, you are fully expected to solve your own problems and that's just how it always will be for men
Finished reading I Never Promised You A Rose GardenAuthor seems ill in the head
>>221412488Sir Missing Cock
>>221412501Ahhh julian huppert, voted for him once
is it possible for that Q mannavian guy to get deported? he doesn't have a work visa to do the job he got, right? how does that even work lmao?
>>221412489lost cause, my internal organs are in a right state
>>221412471as I said, it takes two seconds so it's not a massive deal, I'm just a bit disgusted they are too retarded and lazy to do it.taking the bins out is a lot shitter and I never do it, to be honest
>>221412488i was going to do autogynephilia wanker but felt it's just too many syllables to work
sir syllable wanker
>>221412489what's the point
>>221412531>>221412531>>221412531
sir hypothetical subjunctive
sir gimmique policer
Sir Restroom Lurker
>>221412526trying to force something to fit a gimmick is the sign of a poor poster
poo
fin.
>>221412344oi lads this favela's a bit grim innit?
>>221412100Eh, they could have done more, but at least they are doing that.
>>221412194Yes
