movie
>>221412531sam from game of thrones
Sir Poor Poster
Sir Android User
what car you lads drive?
mental how the only gimmicks I've made that caught on here are to do with keir starmer
DARKNESS IMPRISONING ME
>>221412612Fiat 500
my life movie
>>221412606ktim
>>221412531
Nicol spoke of her struggle to maintain her mental health following an incident of phone hacking two years earlier in which personal videos were circulated online
Rorke: The Motion Picture
I'm fartingDogbergs are fartingHouse reeks
off tae bed
>>221412612
>>221412653
>>221412661nite nite x
>>221412660Farthouse
david fattenborough
adam won
sir poo screamer
sir classroom wankerwer
Starmer bros its over its fucking over
>>221412667almost two years ago already
whatr is with these noncensical borderline spamposts jfc
>>221412687
Watched The Godfather when I was 9 because of the PS2 game and enjoyed it.
We at /brit/ call for Starmer to resign
Do you pronounce "lad" as /LAD/ or as /LED/?
>>221412670in the middle of fartstreet
>>221412668see you tomorrow x
>>221412704do lod
>>221412637>personal videoslike what?>you're telling on yourself freak!o-oh aye..
>>221412637why do you spam this stuff here
school girl legs
>>221412697thought it was ok. most old films are boring
>>221412687we fucking increased the welfare bill, did nothing for the boats, but these wins just weren't communicated to the publicwith the next pm, we need to increase welfare more and do even less for the boats
ngl I think Starmer is mostly shit because his cabinet is full of complete mongs.
Sir Employed Woman
In the Starmer bunkerUNLEASH the Starmtroopers
sir spammer
Britpop is all dogshit can't believe people listened to this shit in the 90s
>>221412632>NikephorosWhat a based nameWish they weren't rare nowadays
>>221412733I disagree
If you're going to blame the country's problems on immigrants and get them deported, sort your own shit out first. Stop littering. Clean the front of your homes at least. Learn how to talk instead of defaulting to screaming. Otherwise you're no better than the immigrants you shit on.
>>221412704lids...
sir heathermong
>>221412736Immigration is down by 80% compared to 2024 m8, Labour has done what the tories never did
>>221412765Let's do that after we get them gone x
>>221412755Posh fucking name, fuck you shag you
>>221412661Women love herMen want to be her
lady head betwixt rocks
>>221412765Juden Peterstein
>>221412765*yawns loudly in your face*
And the latest from Tim?
genuinely hate some of you
UPDATE: 75 Labour MPs have now publicly called for Keir Starmer to resign
>>221412800having an excellent wank and wiping his excellent cummy nob on his excellent sheets
>>221412800hes got some excellent glasses
reminder if west ham get relegated they stop paying for their stadium so the cost will be passed on to the taxpayer
>>221412718She was fucking a fellow a coach at some camp that was married and like 20 years older than her. They fucked all over the camp and he even came on one of the computers.
>>221412808why
>>221412765Immigrants are actually better
>>221412800clacking bollocks as he pounds employed woman's bussy
>BREAKING: Queen Elizabeth II calls on Sir Keir Starmer to step down as Prime Minister
spuds ahead nothing ever happens
ᵃᵘᵍʰʰʰʰ
Ruby spreading her arse cheeks wide open for me to feast on her succulent arsehole. Corrr!
Just came inside my gf.While thinking about her sister ofcourse.
tie rorke up and wank him until his knobber falls off
>>221412780so there's still immigrants coming into the system, driving wage growth down?and the boriswave, have they gone home yet?
>>221412861Is this her fertility dance?
>>221412863this nigga loves to eat shit
>>221412863pretentious little gob
>>221412861hobagi chaoayo
>>221412822um wow
so apparently they don't like it when you call it a "princess wand" which I think is unfair since I learned the term from them in first place, go figure
>>221412863probably hairy and pooey.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4R4hAA6wGc
>>221412861Hauntaholix u bastard!
>>221412864ROWRING
>>221412863vegan arses STINK
>>221412899oh i bet you'd hate that
here comes the leftypol armywith their fists raised to the sky
>>221412822my point is why would you film that
he's watching frasier
>>221412885are those Ruby’s feet
>>221412863What the fuck is wrong with her? She exudes "boys are dumb/we will go to the races with my aunt on the weekend, hurray!" vibes
>>221412863somehow her caption is worse than your comment
>>221412934yesher only redeeming feature
>>221412921yeh i would actually
>>221412941you give off a pretentious dostoevsky character vibe
>>221412923pov: my willy
Fraiserposting was comfy
>>221412923fucking ugly bitch
It's over for Millwall
Imagining an ESL who learnt english entirely from /brit/
>>221412958was never a thing
hull have scored
Ruby just seems like a sweet normal girl and the vitriol she receives on that weird forum you copy and paste from really shows how much vile people feel implicitly challenged by good people.
This just in: Keir Starmer to nationalise Denim and Leather, British Steel and Ace of Spades
Irishgreekmong buying some chop from the local alvanos and shitposting on /brit/
>>221412970Sometimes see someone on another board end a post with "you see" and immediately suspect them as one of us
sir mohamed belloumi
Why is he here with my flag posting gibberish
YOU'RE GETTING *MAULED* (grrrr) BY THE TIGERS
>>221412995same thing happened to spaino
>>221412954How about I punch your mouth?
>>221412995nah shes a fucking bitch
>>221413021spaino is a bully
>>221413011I fucking wish, was thinking about it but was too lazy. You have a suspiciously good grip on my intentions this night.
>>221412995she's a bit weird and pretentious but yeah the people on tattle are far more freakish and dislikeable than she ever could beshes not really remarkable to warrant spamming here so much i don't know why he does it
>>221412995She's also absolutely PENG
>>221413049yes, he bullied people by... posting holiday snapshots and eating biscuits?
>>221413085girly what rhe duck
he raped me
>>221413087no he bullied people by bullying them
>>221413085oh my days girl what is you doing???
Sonion
>>221413087conveniently leaving out the part where you posted cp on your trip spaincunt
Gobbledygook Tepe
>Searching for posts with the filename ‘cravendale.jpg’. 1496 results found.
millwall sissies...
simply refuse to believe anyone actually cares about this random ugly woman let alone several people
>>221413134drinking wee milk
>>221413128would love to LOL SUPERMAN out that window aha
Love getting chav girls in the sack they always have fantastic minges and arseholes and I love to lick them for hours at a time
>>221412861what game is that
>>221413116mental how close britain is to civil war, you can feel how thick the tension in the air is
how's it foing
gotta leave for work in 2 hours
Do young brits (zoomers and millenials) drink alcohol these days? Do you drink beer only or is there place for stuff like vodka and such?We've heard that british pubs are dying... Could be because the muslim newcomers don't drink but are OK with r8ping young girls!>>221412970Should have been me!
the singular dream I have, my sole goal in life, is to cum inside a woman and produce a child
>>221413159then you wake up
>>221413165food, hbu?
>>221412811What a sissy
just ate half an easter egg
>>221413160fifa
>>221413103I'll refer you to the original post >>221412995>>221413116I'm not spaino, just a spainoholic
>Arse lad night
thinking about putting aside the rhetoric
>>221413128would unironically cost several thousands a week to rent
>>221413148It's literally just one of hethernonce's special interests.
>Number of Labour MPs calling for Starmer to go rises to 218It's over
>>221412925Because it's naughty?
>>221413085Maybe good in that picture, but all around eh. It would be a completely different case if she was someone you knew. To each their own land.
>>221412995I’ll protect her and play with her clit drink her squirt eat her arsehole out and shag her posh minge
>>221413128*installs blackout curtains immediately*
1-1 with spuds lol
>>221413178nou vill eat ze bugz and be happy, ja? u vill own nutin' and be good goy, ja?
>>221413184i refer you to all the bullying he did (does)
>>221413194you say that like im supposed to know what that is
>Coastguard 'waited as tide submerged mum trapped in rocks as they had no PPE'
thinking about the 'thinking leftypol thoughts so I don't die' post
>>221413222please do so
>>221413204Gross and weird >>221413159Healthy and erotic
>>221413229Can't risk injury for some slag
really don't mind a leffemight become a belgian beer guy
love doing [Thing I've never done] it makes me feel [emotion I've never experienced]
mates gf had a contrapoints video essay on one of her uni reading lists
Is Ruby Granger on OnlyFans yet? SimpCity?
>>221413159How do you manage?
>>221413229how did she end up like that?
>>221413270become a brewery monk
rubbing my arse with tarmac
>>221413159A chav girl was into me once but I was almost 18 and she was about 14 or 15 so I didn't want to risk it. :(
>>221413246you're already aware of how you've treated people here in the past. i remember some very malicious behaviour when you were a reddit flagger.
ruby granger
Word to the wise: remember Palestine.
>>221413313corr spaff
like making makeshit cheesecakes with a digestive, philadelphia and jam
school/university must be an absolute doddle for students with a semblance of technical skill now with AI
>>221413159my guy.chav vag from the 1997-2005 era was something else
>>221413313
>>221413159alri jay off the inbetweeners
>makeshit
Prime Minister Shabana Mahmood!
Hold the line.We will win.Evil will lose.Our plans are measured.Never interrupt your enemy while he's making a mistake. Heil Starmer.
>Searching for posts that contain ‘lad||lads’ and posts after 2024-01-01 and posts before 2024-05-11. Returning only first 5000 of 22998 results found.>Searching for posts that contain ‘lad||lads’ and posts after 2025-01-01 and posts before 2025-05-11. Returning only first 5000 of 17424 results found.>Searching for posts that contain ‘lad||lads’ and posts after 2026-01-01 and posts before 2026-05-11. Returning only first 5000 of 13267 results found.and you're only worried about the red squirrels?
Get the new wog crowned Prime Minister Get the small boats inGet the migrants fedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants mentoring 11 year old English girls on the merits of diversity This is MY Britain
>>221411659>Popular kids' TV presenter>Fiancee dies from drug overdose>Can't handle all the stress so hangs himselfShakespearean tragedy shit
>>221413338Actually, that's a good fucking idea if philadelphia wasn't rank chemicals. Maybe substitute with ricotta.
>>221413338add pouch of gelatine to thicken it and calm your nervous system
>>221413407soggos face when his female owner locks the door, puts on the face mask and sets up her phone to record a video
>>221413394Shouldn't have been a druggie, simple as
lugging an MG34 around for hundreds of hours in the desert
>>221413296wouldnt mind thati have opinions on luther and i like weissbierdon't think they let you have a laptop and internet (and wank) in the abbey though
Been Good to Know Ya
labour surge
>>221412531has anyone here listened to fashion victim yet
cats shagging outside my window
>>221413518No, I have never listened ro your mom LOL
mauled
wish that was my mum
>>221413533stick to the socialism and we'll do the banter
>>221413531just not fair, is it?
starmbots goneits on sky now
if ruby had a cock i'd throat it
>>221413517clungeingtons
starmypops
Goth, scene and alt girls are the worst value currently due to rampant hoeflation over a 15 year period. Chav girls however are available at near historic lows and, many analysis agree, are soon to enter a prolonged (Anglo) bvll market
>>221413533Scooby Doo insulting people be like
want to post a naughty pic for the lads but /brit/ is 1984 these days and full of homo jannys who delete anything if it doesn't have a brown cock visible.
sir no longer a relevant gimmick
got a colleague who's borderline obese with really bad skin and a giant unkempt beard and he's happily married yet I remain a khv as a slim tall 5/10
janny let us have the local leccy talkbut now we're back to no politicsyou've got to respect that
A fascinating demographic fact is that the UK is more white than nearly every US stateIt's whiter than Iowa, the Dakotas, Wyoming, Idaho, and Utah, to name a few
what's new in the UK
>>221413656confidence really does work with women btwcan't fake it tho unfortunately
meanwhile rorke's looksmatch
>>221413634Chav girls have actually adopted goth and alt personas
>>221413683one positive about the sexual revolution is that we can never be deluded about women again
>>221413656He's probably got a monster dong and licks puss and arse whereas you've got a little willy and won't go down on a woman because you searched bowcat on urban dictionary
>>221413599that's a man mate
feel sorry for sir kier starmerbet he's alone in his room crying his tits off this very moment
>>221413683
The Big Fat British Meltie
>>221413695rules are clear that you can't post about current events or politics yet you somehow think you're going to be the exception?
>[Deleted]lol
>>221413734i just rang him and he's in high spirits x
>>221413646mister and missus prime minister
>>221413670i was talking about the general electric actually and my electrician whom we call keir star and his assistant mer
you now remember smarties pop up ice cream
t
>>221413761omdz
starmers got a man on the inside
u
o
just fuck my shit up
My sleep cycle is fucked, I had it dialed in for a while. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hK6IgvZ0CY
>>221413772if she was a bit part actress in a soap then she'd be a milfthe fact she has any kind of power or influence is so terrifying that it makes you lose wood
>>221413789could suck on one of them right now corr
>>221413549sγrεαμ
what are some examples of british culture
>>221413780they do remove those posts though matemay i suggest /pol/ if you want to impotently moan about politics?
Need need NEED a TLDR News video to break the Starmer situation down for me
>>221413822id bum both
need some new clobber from uniqlo
>>221413822Well Keir obviously just so I can say that I have bummed a prime minister
>>221413836Garage music
>>221413822i may have to reply but i dont have to answer your vile politics related question which appears to have been posted outside of /pol/
mental that Arabs and Indians are listed as white in the US census
>>221413789coooooo[...]ooooor
>>221413836morris dancing
shabana mahmood wet backshots
>unqiloomds rorke >_<
>>221413847gone downhill. avoid
good evening gents.
>unqilo
Never liked icecream cos its too cold and hurst my teeth
>>221413822bum keir and afterwards let zack gnaw on my willy like a beaver
>>221413876those aren't smarties, these are smarties
Petal
>>221413885>>221413902french man at the butchers
>>221413895frogs don't have ears
you better not have no brother. im not tryin' to deal with no other niggas
Did you know we have regular brit in our thread?
mexican zoomers be like unqilo
>>221413919screm
>>221413919fucking shit shouting
>>221413912turn your tap on as hot as possible and put your face under it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na79dfVHpp0
>>221413939joke's on you, my water heater is busted
in bed naked
rorke acting bratty
>>221413927I only know about the Czech guy
uncilo
you now remember these
>>221413964cor
bit grim getting old and being single isnt itam i still going to be here at 50 or 60 posting away on the chondrinking away my sorrows every nightwaiting for the grim reaper to take me away
>>221413970You're not alone, alex, most of these spackers will be up all night
>>221413836Pints and gear
>>221413978>you've just had a very fucking mid chicken korma and dads on his third cobra
>>221413970Yes him too
>you now rememebr thing from 10 years agofuck of mate i havent got dementia
>>221413927I posted in your thread today saying that I hope for peace between Jews and Muslims. I posted it in Hebrew (I used Google Translate).
getting bumblacked
im yellin danceryellin timbeerrrrryou better moveYOU BETTER DAYNCE
sanford lane
>fuck of
>>221413647rorkeychops and leftypops
you now remember cheese strings
>>221414002lol kormafucking spicelet
>you now rememebr thing from 10 years agofuck of mate i havent got alzeihmers
>>221414033
remember tazos?used to get them in crispsand the pokemon pogsremember pokemon pogs?
>>221414024Are you the one with the AI shorts?
>you now rememebr thing from 10 years ago fuck of mate i havent got dementia
Nirty diggers
stop doing that
>you now rememebr thing from 10 years agofuck of mate i havent got nelscon scrandela
>>221413991Alex?>>221414007He's alright, he's one of the few people that respond to me in your threads. Him and the two guys that are fishing.
dementiacord raid
spastic MONG freak
cracking stuff ladsjust cracking
is it illegal to pull a reform sign down
you now remember covid
>>221414105YeahDecided last night I'd call you alexnot sure whyrussians had a few tsars called alex and all that
anyone remember poo barms
>>221409087>>221409087
>>221414155>>221414155
>>221414151they used to give you the poo in a separate packet and you had to add it yourself
