Short Magazine Lee-Enfield Mk III edition
beautiful princess
Could you rizz a celebrity?
you now remember may 10th 2026
WASH YO ASS
>>221414155Shit gun mate
currently having an orgasmically splendid poo
>>221414180could do with are vladi doing me in
>>221414193
>>221414190I remember like it was yesterday aha
Would be great if after we die we just start over here on Earth as someone else. Earth is comfy :)
anyone seen my dimentia
got an average magazine lee-enfield mk iii, me
>>221414187is this actually how sex-havers message each other? this is cringe
>>221414155
>>221414207What do you think you were in your previous life?
>>221414207>50% chance to be african, indian or chinesewould rather not
>>221414197No don’t be weird
>>221414232he was you it's like that book where you experience the life of every single individual
Missed out on the solo travelling experience. Now I'm 35. Toilberg had me by the balls in my mid-late 20s.
choose your loadout
>>221414232Someone African, Indian or Chinese
>>221414242well what else is she going to do with those big strong arms
bedtime award x
reborn as gut bacteria
>>221414207earth is terrible
>>221414250This is why I want to move to Alaska and build a off grid cabin
>>221414229sex is cringe
>>221414253Oh well, time to do your duty as an Englishman and shack up with some Hingefodder
>>221414256we're getting mogged here lads
>>221414142Problem is I have work in the morning. For a while I was going to sleep at 10pm waking up at 5am which was perfect and that's even when working on Friday night and sometimes Saturday. But something changed. Anyway, you can call me Alex, in our capital every 3rd person no matter woman or man is called Alex. Alexandra's are usually cute.
>>221414262She’s not like that. You’re into men
>>221414256my heart says russia but my dick says germany
>>221414256Obviously Germany
I have licked the arseholes of pretty much every one night stand I have ever had, and I'd say half were really uncomfortable with it, and maybe 1 in 10 absolutely loved it
We at the BBC regret to announce that the poster formally known as "Heatherpaedo" has been found dead in Tooting
>>221414302theres literally a video of her crushing a mans skull to pulp
>>221414311sir shit licker
>>221414311well you've eaten actual poo faeces then
>>221414293> I have work in the morning.It fucking looms mate, IT LOOMS>in our capital every 3rd person no matter woman or man is called AlexLooks like I was bang on the money then
>>221414320By doing me in I thought you meant fucking you
>>2214143111 out of 10 hadnt pooed that daythe other 9 were probably post poo
>>221414316howd he pass?
>>221414311have a female friend who has admitted she loves itnever shagged her though
take a look inside your heart is there any room for me?
THREAD THEME>THREAD THEMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8k_f2QK77ew
>>221414347not very well
>>221414347He wasn't trans
>>221414180>>221414197>>221414262
>>221414311cool mate. you’re a virgin
>>221414329>>221414324Probably have some kind of scat adjacent fetish desu but the actual sight and smell of shit turns me. If I go down on a bird and her arse smells of shite (very rare) I make her wash
>>221414337good lord no
>>221414311That's about right. Some women really feel self conscious about, even about pussy eating. But when I get familiar with a girl and sense that her hagyiene is on point I start munching on that ass every time.
>>221414256kar98k everyday
oh now nobody is gonna remember this
>>221414187>TriesteNigga what?
>>221414359Still looks female.
>>221414359don't like this
>>221414359corr gay sex
>>221414381have always said women should be soft bodied and curvy
>>221414347Witnesses on scene report that he was incoherently muttering to himself about "the cronem" before taking his own life
>>221414361>giffuck off
>>221414359not on being dressed like that in public is it reallyits just not on
>>221414193If you must
>>221414334>It fucking looms mate, IT LOOMSI actually love my job. I just don't like being groggy. I have the option to work from home half of the week but I choose not to.
https://youtu.be/teNUDJ38KUk?si=VeSGVDR06ZdG5YE4
>>221414371tally counter
>>221414347
>>221414288we've never really been too good with our army anyways, we navy mogged however, although nowadays we're nothing
>>221414390
lord nigar
>>221414393It’s pronounced jif
Knackered, shattered, simply tired
>>221414442scrommy
state of the runts that jaypost whenever someone posts a perfectly believable sex anecdote
>>221414393Ancient gimmick
>>221414439Ew boring plastic slag post the Russian bodybuilder woman more
learning about our country, government and how things workhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRqMEx9WZXk
>>221414155Allo? Is this /Brit/annia? Yeah I received a message from the man above and he told me to pass it onto you, I might be paraphrasing a bit since I didn't have a pen and paper to write it down at the time but if memory serves it's something along the lines of "RULE BRITANNIA! BRITANNIA RULE THE WAVES! BRITTONS NEVER, EVER, EVER SHALL BE SLAVES!"I think he's wants you to stop selling your companies to foreign business and return your economy to manufacturing instead of finance, basically not having neoliberalism done to you and.
someone who still has a television in the UK could you tell me if babestation still exists?
>>221414469mad because someone called you out LOL
Any girls or smooth twinks online? I wish to give you a virtual rimming
>>221414354>>221414357>>221414392>>221414415sc
nostalgia is expensive
>state of the runts that jaypost whenever someone posts a perfectly believable sex anecdote
>>221414476she only had her chebs done because they weren't too big after the HRT
>>221414510wtf, why is this so expensive?
>>221414482this isn't /Brit/ lad this is /brit/easy mistake to make
>>221414407parth
GIGI DIED TAKING A SHIT!
>>221414518
>>221414518grim
>>221414559people tell me I look like him
>>221414534brand new and sealed from forty years ago would be my guess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY9LamJjppY
>>221414545Now there’s an image
can't fucking believe rorke died for this
mmhmm
>>221414577you must be barely old enough to post here with zoomer female shit like this
>>221414510looks like less than 50 bricks in therefucking pisstake
>>221414604You’d like that wouldn’t you fucking nonce bastard
>>221414584what a whore
If I could propose a change in this board to the moderation team, I'd make them implement in this general a 'Have they Survived the Jive?' system a bit like rolling dice or fortune, only automatic for each post!
>>221414604am old enough to be ur dad bitch!
>>221414535Good, lad. So are you going to rule or should I tell the man above you're not up for the job?
>>221414596That's right, cocksucker, go back to brit/pol/
melatonin gummies consumed
EAT MY DUST DUST EATERS
>>221414573Oh I see. Fucking collectors ruined everything.
Any nonce bastards
KEIR STARMER:- IMMIGRATION PLUMMETING BY OVER 70%- PORN BASICALLY BANNED- MASSIVE DEFENCE INCREASE- LABOUR COMMIES PURGED- FASTEST GROWING EU G7 ECONOMY- THOUSANDS IN FREE CHILDCARE- RENTER & WORKER RIGHTS ACTS- WAGES UP, BORROWING DOWN- NEW RESERVOIRS & NUCLEAR PLANTS
spread that bum, slut.
>>221414584is this ai? she's such a slag i cant even tell anymore
Why are you guys so random and chaotic? One can't have a coherent conversation here. /brit/? More like/b/rit
>>221414719gay porn
I want to cuddle him
Thinking about doing a madone and becoming a leader of a band of roving africans who plunder with force and making them call me snow white like in far cry 3>>221414719/birt/
quite the fan of blue raspobery sour patch kids
freaky looking kid
Rorke, whatever happened there
>>221414739He won a Oscar or something for his shitty little Netflix movie
>>221414739Clearly he was molested
>>221414510i wanted this so bad as a kid
cronem a shift up him big, ashy foot dem inna him adidas slide while him a dish out di rapidtappy same way
>>221414739wtf is dis yout wearin omdz
mad how good this is
>>221414733the sour patch chews are better especially the lime flavor is the best
>>221414739The other day I saw a guy that I used to play soccer with back in the day, he is a lot older than me. He had the broccoli haircut, I almost started laughing.
They found a cue ball in his side pocket
I won't post my cute feet again until you make the bad posters go away
pinkpanthress belly
wearing my excellent glasses
in london they're building a skyscraper called 1 Undershaft
>>221414830and a hankerchief with your lipstick in his back pocket
>>221414647cant rule mate im not of royal blood innit
>>221414794i thought to go laoganma last timeBIG MISTAKE!!!not remotely good as my guy lee spunk keehe makes a chilli oil that'll put a poo straight through you
the man kicked the balllet's go fucking mental
>>221414584>tanlines
heinous bashing, MLE yelling, drill musicaverage monday night
>>221414858yummy
>>221414884just need the hammers to get their bloody act together
>>221414884cool short runup
>>221414831hi
The last thing you see before divulging State secrets
>>221414921your man tel weepinghe crying
>>221414739this white dude was saying shit like "bomboclaat" in the golden globe ceremony when he got awarded lol wtf, didn't know brits used jamaican slangs randomly like that
>>221414949hes black
>>221414954would snuggle the fuck out of that thing
The Elephant Man is my favourite film
tugging the ol' willard
Give me one thousand dollarx 5I need 5k to fix my life
12.5% animalistic slammingsharp screeching muffled permanent physical changes
getting the plus sized fashion ootd tiktoks wanked to
>>221415000where's your mouldy sidekick
>>221414990same
omds
fuck it is vaping ACTUALLY bad for you cause zyns are fucking nasty
>>221414934
>>221414990
>>221415039
>>221414884fucking GOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL
Off the Greece with the missus in 3 weeks lads, need a sodding break from this isle
https://voca.ro/15JoCQOWiVLcanyone who recognises this gets a rape as a reward
ow ju kno i dominican papi?
>>221415039poo screaming
>>221415074bach the well tempered clavier book 2, can't remember the piece
>>221415073With your mum then
sad bc toties didnt win
Another midterm with 0 study
>>221415112why do you not support palace?
>>221415073That's nice, where in Greece if i may ask?
>bach the well tempered clavier book 2, can't remember the piece
>>221415136not neoliberal
Belgium is a Gooner
was wanking to some latina and she said "ai papi" and i immediately spaffed so hard the coom flew over my shoulderi know i'm gonna be on the look out for more ai papi saying latinas haha
>>221415137Just a cheeky week in Crete my friend
>>221415136half castes love tottenham for some reason
>>221415139imagine being this much of a plebFILTERED
>>221415150but they're local
>>221415029what on earth
>>221415189i know… but i cant betray my neoliberal values
>Nimrod Workmanlmao imagine being called dumbass wagecuck
Just tried the gfs cooking and was skeptical already but upon eating it, it wasn't good.Not just psychosomatic it was weird tasting, the flavour combos were off. Not exactly sure what to tell her.WHY HAS SHE DONE THIS TO ME!?
>>221415225you are demented
>>221415243rude
still don't know what neoliberal means
>>221415236ever she shag her arse?
if you ever used London City Airport you're an utter tarq
>>221415257conservative who likes free markets but allows government to step and benefit corporations when the market fails
>>221415274paid £25 for a burgoid there recently
watching this professor jiang masterclass
>>221415274it's the best airport in london mate.
>>221415236gfberg does very bland basic meals because she is a picky eater but she does them very well so I can't complain
Latinas Love Caliente CreamPies
>>221415305>flagyeah shocker
>>221415305whats a professor to a doctor?
got toil tomorrow so will be missing the announcement
>>221415257Neo means new and liberal means liberal
>>221415288hmm
for me? Bit of Gatwick always. Heathrow is never an option
>>221415163Nice, never been there. Want to go. Cretes consider themselves different from mainland Greeks. Hope you have a good time. I would recommend trying the Pork Gyros - dzadziki, tomato, onion, mustard, fries (some people put a little bit of ketchup) - TRUST!Also the lamb chops (grilled). And Bougatsa with cheese or cream.
>>221415315is she autistic
>>221415334What's a God to a King?
>>221415274flew out of there oncewhen i went to board, they told me they ran out of seats on the plane... ???never been more mad in my life. how the fuck is that even possible? after some pushing they let me on. i don't know what changed.
>>221415364gotta be a bbl right? no way an english woman has an arse like that
>>221415364holy SEX
king charles after trip to turkey
mmm thats so fucking erotic
>>221415364Vile
>>221415364The things I would do to her. There was a pic of her in a tanktop during some show Surviver maybe. Her bobs were really popping.
>Jake Paul reveals there’s a real possibility he may never fight again due to complications stemming from the broken jaw he suffered against Anthony Joshua
>>221415369It is a bbl but I know plenty of english women with big arses
Well Rorke?
Tried the Papa Johns Buffalo dip - it's disgraceful
>>221415399R U M P
>>221415407tried having sex with a woman, son?
>>22141540110cm en dun
>>221415399>>221415369it;s shapewearshe's always been curvy, now she's saggy but she pulls her fat cheeks up with tight shapewear pants
>>221415439No, she has literally had a bbl
>>221415398what a pussy
>>221415439shapewear is a crime, now every girl thinks they’ve got a peng perky bum but it’s just being held in place
>>221415439
>>221415398didn't he die in a car crash while getting bummed in nigeria
i read that the group of people most against immigration is first generation white immigrants themselvesi get it, you come here, things were great, and now everything's going down hillexplains people like >>221415403
>>221415425Sorry Prandeep but the sauce is not good
>>221415439retardliterally had it done years ago shes well bogged now
>>221415466that's how i want to go out
>>221415439Love a good sag me
>>221415478>>221415454>Carol Vorderman has not confirmed having a Brazilian Butt Lift (BBL) or butt implants, frequently attributing her figure to genetics and extensive exercise, including over 20,000 squats a year. While observers and clinics have speculated about a potential BBL due to her fuller silhouette, Vorderman has explicitly denied having implants.it's the 20,000 squats a day mate
>>221415471Doesn’t explain anything. Reform are quite literally the tories under a new name. There is NOTHING anti immigrant about them fucking boring hearing the same shite 24/7
girls want to be pawgs
>>221415515bested with the scars to prove it
>>221415403so this is rōku
>>221415524i support them in this choice
SCREAMINGi thought the london underground posters, where a white guy is harassing a girl while a group of black youths defend her, were cringelook at this shit. old white man blastic music from portable speakers while muslim lady in the backdrop looks offendedhahahah
Well that's me off to that there London yet again UP THE FUCKING TIGERS
>>221415524Girls wanna heem
laughing at this(i am employed)
are houseboats kinda like here where only wealthy live in them or is it more common among the middle class?
Sir Red Crosser
im gay
I'm turning 29 this year and I have the urge to start buying Nintendo products. What the fuck is happening to me?
>>221414155Have any of you ever shot a gun?
>>221415403dont care about this at all, Koreans are highly intelligent and civilised people
>>221415553They're doing it across Europe. There's a Swedish one where a young white guy has his bag on the seat and all the wogs look mad at him
>>221415562giwtwm
>>221415553that is very obviously ai
>>221415609Yes once in Bulgaria once in England. Both over-under shotguns
>>221415236She put sprouts in a frozen meal and upon reheating it had a majority flavour of them. I would've thought this was common sense.Clearly she can't cook. Fuck SAKE
>>221415609yeah
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dRlvIkTKdsAHolodem oyakodon
>>221415609no but i've shot people before
>Yes once in Bulgaria once in England. Both over-under shotguns
nth for the baddiedem
>they had a mother's day party yesterday and today they're having a birthday party>didnt get invited to neither
for me, it's the Eisenhower Interstate Highway System
>>221415657Scrmg
>>221415657>S(he) thinks it's impossible to shoot guns in two different countries
>>221415663you are extremely mentally ill
>>221415667tuff shit
>>221415439True, Syren de Mer is on the same path as Carol
>>221415609ak, m4, glocks, 1911, ak74, g3a3, beretta, browning high power, mp5, famas, m1 garand in burger town
>>221415609Yeah, one time they took us from school to a Parachute parade and they let us skeet with something that looked like AK-47 but it was smaller, maybe a Galil?!>>221415657lel
>>221415705Sup ghostie
for me it's remembering these
>>221415714
>>221415757corr spaff sexxoooooooo
should I watch TV show "The Sopranos"? I only watched them once, last year, for the first time. thinking of watching them for a second time.
>>221415714Cute
>>221415805:3
holly willoughby has a nice english arse too, maybe that anon is right
The Mughal Empire. New this week on PBS. I'm sure /brit/ will be watching
alright me mates might pop a tune on
dame holly willybooby
>>221415843yes; will be activating the ol proton vpn to watch this
>>221415830we love her
For me it's young Claudia Winkleman and then slightly older Claudia Winkleman in the late 2000s to mid 2010.
>>221415843BorjiginCHADS ww@
Have a negroni. Have two.
thoughts on palantir getting nhs data
>>221415843>>221415907Steven Harold Jorchen Borjigin should claim and rebuild the Borjigin Empire, a new prosperous Catholic Empire*
shagging a cup of tea
>>221415954bloody love are nhs
>>221415720>burger townRAMIREZ
look at this fella
nog
>>221415891WTF she looks like a completely different person
Turn thee and look upon thy death
>>221416085>>221416085
