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Haven't I felt the way I feel today in so long its hard for me specify
5/10 Mexican GF! RAH! RAH! RAH!
Pigs don't actually sweat that much.
>friend lost 100lb on Ozempic>friend's wife lost 60lb>brother just started, already lost 10lb>mom starting soonWhen will they invent a reverse Ozempic? I want a body transformation too
This thread is now property of Mokou
>>221418541White fudge covered Oreos already exist
>>221418544>troon toons
during the run of the Sopranos Chrissie explicitly mentions 'out Jersey accent' to underscore that they're not speaking Noo Yawk. Maybe that Scorsese quote about not relating to mobsters living in suburban houses was covertly a reply to that.
>>221418256>jap guys are probably the most likely to be able to get a white gflmao cope
>>221418557Eating doesn't work for some. I have never been over 10% body fat despite eating junk food everyday and my most physically intensive activity being using the keyboard.
*our Jersey accenthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Cos7id7HtE
I have never watched the Slopranos
>>221418541Start lifting. Being fat is gross and I don't want to know how it feels.
takagi > n*ggertoro
>>221418588Niggas be like ayo this food broken
>tfw no gf
Heard one of my employees pissing in a porta pottie I couldn't help but tell him that he sounded like a fucking race horse pissing
>>221418603it's hilarious
canadian twinks of /cum/ be like: momberg made bbq wibs and nanaimo bars~ scoooooore~ *dances and wiggles my butt >;3*
My instincts are the enemyI warned youuuuuuuuu
>>221418603It's not slop
>>221418649>ywn be a zip
>>221418631Shut the FUCK up
>>221418621Vito?
Please take this post seriously for a moment. If I were to theoretically rcta into an Indian/SA, which specific ethnicity would be the easiest to pass myself off as? I'm thinking not Sikh because I have bad facial hair genetics and I'd be starting to grow facial hair out late anyway.I can't tan very well, so I may look into fake tans.I am already dyeing my hair black.I tried coloured contacts but they're quite difficult to put in. Eventually I will get the hang of it.The shape of my eyes isn't quite right. I'm wondering how I could use makeup to appear to have a more Indian shape of eyes.I am short. I think that helps me a bit.
>>221418693
>>221418699I can't take this post seriously because I don't know what rcta means.
All the countries that are coming to my city are hoes that I’ve fought around these parts
>>221418703Race change to another or "transracial" (not a believer in this term). Essentially, I am curious about passing myself off as an Indian.
>>221418700Vito's actor appears as a bit player in S1 when Chrissie robs a pastry shop and beats the clerk up
Hands in the air
>>221418704I keep forgetting that’s soon. There’s no hype for it
my crodie shot ur brodie
In the very near future, I will either quit or get fired from the job I just landed. Cumulatively, it's about a 12 hour work day mostly sitting in an office + a long commute and I already can't fucking take it anymore. I'll kill myself if I keep working here. Everyone in my life was so excited for me and I'm about to let them all down. I'm such a weak, pathetic, worthless piece of shit. I'm a loser. I'm a complete and total fuck up. I cried the whole way home today. I can't do it. I'm sorry.
I feel like I'm incapable of feeling any emotional connection to someoneI can be fucking a girl and it's like in my mind she doesn't exist
>>221418753Why what happened
>>221418719Why would you want to do that?Also, in the future, avoid using obscure acronyms without defining them please.
Which one of you maple syrup butt chuggers did this?
>>221418753You are not a loser. 12 hours is too much. It is reasonable to quit this job.
aaaaaaaaa i have a easy comfy office job I'M GOING CRAaaAaaAAAZY
>>221418530>>221418508rotting service animal carcasses attract rats and allow them to proliferate, which in turn causes the spread of battlefield diseases which infect your troops. one of the reasons WW1 was so hellish is because the areas between the trenches were riddled with rotting corpses from horses and humans, and the rat population exploded by several thousand times its natural state spreading fleas and causing damage to supplies/food/soldiers.
>>221418797That's the plot of Office Space and Fight Club
>>221418753Work is a scam. Humans aren't meant to be bound to a singular place for any length of time. It is unnatural
>>221418753Could you just move closer to reduce the commute?
>>221418797I need the Hentaivirus report by EOD
Whatever happened to personal responsibility?
Think not whither ye may serve yon governor o' the Port o' Spain but consider how the bedwench o' that wretched lubber can serve ye! ARRR!
>>221418767I'm just asking theoretically if you were to make this happen...Anyway, I assumed you'd figure it out from context or even just google the term.
>>221418813What is in it for me?
One of you nerds fix Sega Saturn emulation
>>221418820Sorry
>>221418753>let them all down.If they love you then they'll understand. You won't be letting anyone down
>>221418753You're not quitting shit, you're just being dramatic again. Smoke some weed and get your shit together. Boss needs you tomorrow. The shareholders need you tomorrow.
>>221418827>he didnt flash his saturn and run isos off a CD
>>221418767hate how much people on reddit do dissesp they do it wiv words when its just easier to write down a very obvious easily understandablr abbreviation rather than the exact acronymlike when retards could just like refer to the bowie album as "ziggy" which everywun eould understand but instead go for the full acronym which is something like TRAFOZSATSFM which is just fucking retarded
Has a white ever tried to become black like melanin implants?Probably the biggest obstacle is the facial structure would have to be redone too
Just took a huuuge shit
>>221418825Dave Ramsey-level wealth
>>221418847I'm sitting in the bath growing a tail
just took a massive Mcdavid
>>221418842The new thing is sd flash on the Saturn UNC
>>221418835corr can tell diss kittingtonshire dun take shidd from goycattle
Total jeet death
>>221418846There was that one lady the pretended to be black and got in trouble Forget her nameI think she just spray tanned and curled her hair
9/11? Whatever happened there
>>221418857thats what I said, you fuckwit
>>221418541just eat junk food + three course meals + sedentary lifestyle for about two years
>>221418868She has an onlyfans now she's pretty hot
tfwNO GF
>>221418868rachwldolehide or summatdolezamdunnon**** just let a bitch be black if she wantmichael jacksons duaghter is self idenifying black too
>>221418876You said >ISOs off a cdYOU UTTER REEEEEEEETARD
>>221418872A bunch of schizos in a cult thought that they would be transported to another dimension with 72 virgins if they blew up some Americans
>>221418886>Michael Jackson's daughterSo the daughter of a black man? Black.
Should I talk like a cowboy, a pirate or a Victorian British explorer?
Brazil.
>>221418901Depends on what you need
>In April 2026, Rachel Dolezal (now known as Nkechi Amare Diallo) revealed she was diagnosed with stage 1A melanomawhat a crazy timeline
>>221418901pirate
>>221418903That's fucked imagine how much loose hair is falling on that cake and they are scooping it up
>>221418898n**** you seen her?shes white as the day is longshe whiter than dolezalshe not even tryna look black and she say shes black
>>221418901pirate is actually really hard cause it's 17th century unlike the other two, just read the lyrics to Dead Man's Chest, even a native English speaker wouldn't know to write that
>>221418893OK but what REALLY happened tho
WHAT A LIFE
>>221418877Can't forget soda and beer/liquor for insane unhealthy fat gains
>>221418932That is what happened. The CIA knew it would happen, if that's what you mean.
>>221418910she's doing onlyfans now tambien
>>221418934Yeah
What's your favorite STD
>>221418948headaches
tho, looking at the song, it's just a bit of nautical vocabulary and perhaps a touch of Scots, my bad
>>221418948Super-gonorrhea
>>221418940i think you're...forgetting something
Mr.Pink was actually right not to tip because if you pay attention to the movie he made multiple motions for the waitress to refill his coffee yet she never came
>>221418948syphilis, watch that B&W Ken Russel biopic about Delius, it's really good
>>221418948pooey urethra>>221418963did homegirl survive?
>>221418963bike cuck deserved it
>>221418948Syphilis is pretty cool. That's the one that makes you lose your mind right?
>welfare fraud>being a whoreShe may have white skin, but she gets the spirit of being black
>>221418982its fashionable in japan
>>221418982It can make your nose fall and eyes fall off
>>221418964
>>221418984my fav part about all those mob movies is how the cops ultimately make their court case on 'wire fraud' even though the wops are shooting everyone in sight
>>221419012That speaks volumes about American society
>>221419009Yo mama, nigga.
lounge playlist going on for maximum relaxation
drinking wine
My body feels tired and achey all the time even when i havent worked out. there's definitely something wrong with meit's like my body is permanently in the sore state after an intense workout. it's pure pain
>>221419046How often do you rest between workout days
>>221419041https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-C2iQ-YAkkyes
>>221419041based, another boozeaholic in
>>221419046You probably have lyme disease. Could also be Marfan syndrome.
>>221418964I don't tip
>>221419046for me?a good pooing does the trick
erm what the nigma
>>221419067Ktim
>>221419134Nigger Michelin Man
>>221419146Alien syndrome
Just booked my hostel in Belgrade, Serbia. Everything for this trip has been booked, all that's left is for me to get on the plane with my passport and wallet.4 nights in Sarajevo, Bosnia 1 night in Mostar, Bosnia2 nights in Dubrovnik, Croatia6 nights in Kotor, Montenegro, 3 nights in Belgrade, Serbia3 nights in Skopje, Macedonia 3 nights in Ohrid, Macedonia.I'm doing a day tour of Kosovo from Skopje. 6 countries in one trip, my autistic map loving self is so excited. I leave next month
https://youtu.be/B3BQbVPL9Fo
>>221419146>>221419152ayyylmao syndrome
>>221419163Looks painful
I'm a sissy goonslave
gooned a massive goon
Goony goony gooner!
>>221419170at least he's not a manlet
>>221419158a brilliant command of Eurodance, but without the tuneful braindead racially mixed vocals...they're more like the Bloodhound Gang, really
Galunga
I don't really want to work I want recline leisurely for the rest of my days with a massive tub of alcohol on my left side and a massive tub of food on my right. and whenever i get bored i can ladle one or the other into my mouth
>>221419196yeh mate, I've broken colts there befoh, aye, fackin oath
finna get dominos tomorrow for my munchies. Need to make up for that travesty of a frozen pizza I had
>>221419192they don't like Henry anymore because he's not a woke libtard he's also a huge Warhammer40K fan, he has a huge collection
Shinji Ikari running around naked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMjwb13TFCowahey what a life
the art of the goon
>>221419192Who the fuck looks at this and says left is more handsome than right
>>221419237Kpop stans
>>221419232https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27b1yhdjEvwI've just got to post this Edmunds blues oldie rendition, I love this song so much
>>221419237Women on the pill
>>221419201American dream
Hell yeah basedhttps://youtube.com/shorts/4CmT_D_shbM
Dogberg has a birthmark on her anus that makes it seek like there is permanently a piece of poop stuck to it
>>221419261post dogberg
why are you looking so intently at your dog's asshole you fucking weirdo
>>221419254https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPkc5-2McG0
>>221419261why are you investigating your dogs poophole
sex with canada
ummm she's a brunette, not a blonde
>>221419237pajeetas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPQPdYttl7Upost dancing pepes
>>221419271possibly one of the best albums of all timeLonglegs quoted this album in its epilogue and everyone hated the movie, but it's as cult as the Texas Chainsaw Massacre back in its day, it will be revived & remembered
like, a chill gamer gf might be good, a bitchy demanding gf i dont know, might be better to be an incel
>>221419291
>>221419294nigga its not even the best Trex album
>>221419294>comparing Longlegs to TCMTCM had a satisfying ending and third act, Longlegs did not.
I have never listened to Paramore, not even once. I treat them like the Homestuck of music judging by the demographics that like it and avoid it like the plague.
yknow what had a terrible third act?Sunshine
>>221419308Faggot
>>221419306the pacing of the final escape is nowhere near what horror movies have been like this century, it comes off as a bit random
>>221419313FilteredThe final few minutes are kino
>>221419313Wasn't great but the movie is exceptionally good
>>221419321dogshit. absolute dogshit
though one of the greatest horror movies ever is Cabin Fever, that movie has great pacing despite fucking around too and not even having a villain
>>221419271https://youtu.be/3k1comdW1Ig
Henry Cavill is catholic
>>221419298>>221419338hella yeah niggazhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bpX8MFTahg
>>221419340RIGHT ABOUT NOWthe funk soul brothaCHECK IT OUT NOWthe funk soul brothaRIGHT ABOUT NOW
>>221418541down one of these puppies everyday
>>221419308Literally me
suddenly remembered Harmony Bliss
>>221419308Do you have Culver's in Arizona do you drink oreo shakes
*drinks le beer*
>Bobby Heenan: he's been arrested in 10 states with 11 cases of rape.... not bad
https://youtu.be/WgzttbutvUc?si=9g5h7eOHQScFg5g3
>only one game todaywhat did gary mean by this?
>>221419363Impressive. Let's see Tom Pearl's rap sheet
Moving back to the NA next week. Would Canada accept me?
Strolling down the highway with my shoes in my handI don't talk much, I'm a quiet manBeauty and silence both run deepAnd I'm running like crazy while you are asleep
Red Hot Chili Peppers song catalog ain't worth $300 million. They'll never make back their money.
Kekhttps://youtube.com/shorts/97fJVxFiRX0
>>221419353>Do you have Culver's in ArizonaYes they're in the areas with lots of Midwest transplants, and no I don't eat there because when I grew up in MN they were are only fast food option and they sucked balls (they always got the order wrong and every so often they'd get me food poisoning. Last time I was there I got sick from a fucking concrete mixer). Here I can throw a rock at any given direction and hit tons of fast food places be they local or regional and they're all better.But in general I don't eat fast food almost ever. It's like a once or twice a year thing apart from when I'm at work or school and even then I usually get "healthier" stuff like Subway or local spots to mix it up.
>>221419376Come to California
can my fucking beer PLEASE stop fizzing over everytime I take a swig
>>221419385i feel like their band name is a euphemism for dog dicks
>>221419376>CanadaWhy are you going to Canada if you're in one of the associated states, Hawaii is right there.
>>221419392fuck off we're full
>>221418935I think it's underappreciated how much of americas fat problem stems from drinking caloriesI've known a lot of fat people that don't really seem to eat anything in excess, but they drink sugar like it's water at every hour of every dayif we were to ban sugary drinks outright, the fat percentage of this country's population would plummet in a month
SHOOTIN AT THE WAAAAALLS OF HEARTACHE, BANG BANGI AAAAAAAAAM THE WARRIORWELL I AM THE WARRIORAND HEART TO HEART WILL WIIIIINIF YOU SURVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVETHE WARRIOR
>>221419410>if we were to ban sugary drinks outright, the fat percentage of this country's population would plummet in a monthPeople would riot, NYC tried to do this and it backfired badly because of muh freedumz
It's a dog eat dog world and brother you're the milk bone
>>221419410>they drink sugar like it's water at every hour of every dayIt's probably a vicious cycle they develop diabetes which then makes them crave sweet stuff because of blood sugar reasons
>>221419376What flag?
its a doggy doggy world
>>221419418I love this song and listened to it a lot on my commute to work back in MN but guiltily admit that I first heard it in a Family Guy episode
>>221419394stop drinking during the week it leads to increasingly degenerate behaviour>>>/gif/30640548
>>221419440fuck you, Its my friday
bope a dope a dope dope bleep doop deem meep-pop da zip zop hooooly micka murk murk ziip plurpl splurt blurg murg burg da dirg birg hapano mappy pfftt blarp flirp
I got a bone you could milk
my dinky is stinky :3
Saw a car crash on my incel walk today. Also a coon drinking rain water on the street. I want to kill the people that infest my life.
>>221419430Marshall IslandsWe nuked them
WELL ITS A DRAG I KNOOOOOOOOWBUT THERES ONLY ONE PLACE TO GOOOOOOOOOBaby where I come from, I'M COMIN HOOOOOOOOME
>>22141939220+ yrs in the states was enough for me. If anything, anywhere near Maine.>>221419405Chinese-infested economy and infrastructure has gone to shit. Hawaii is not ideal either.
I just came blood.Like my semen was 25% blood and 75% semen
>>221419479ur moms ass is 25% poop and 75% my semen
>>221419473>Hawaii is not ideal either.I'd suggest The Carolinas then.
>>221419479nigga stop beating on your dick holy shit you're literally damaging it
>>221419486sent than nigga FLYIN
My phone feels so hot
>>221419473Why not Australia? Canada is kind of a dump (no offense to Canadians)
>>221419503thats very bad for the battery
>>221419503it's transmitting a lot, that's typically what causes it to heat up. likely you're being tracked.
>>221419514Or it could be because I'm watching a livestream
>>221419522no it's mossad, probably a bit of C4 in the phone too. they're going to detonate it and blow your penis off one day.
when will things start getting better
>>221419543When you start getting some bitches
>>221419543>Brazilian asking thisohhhhh sweaty...oh buster...sweaty buster boo...
>>221419551yoo fax
how hard is it to have sex with me, like seriously whats wrong with women
imagine being a virgin in brazil
>>221419561these are drastically different questions and each answer would exceed the post character limit of 4chan
imagine being canadian
>>221419567i can imagine that
Perfect pot of coffee Approximately six scoops of Folgers in the maker After the coffee is brewed approximately half a cup of sambuca to the pot When serving add three shots Kahlua for creamer Finally add Russian standard French vanilla vodka in a quantity of two shots to the cup
imagine being so fucking stupid you didn't instantly recognize bitcoin as a scam
I can feel guilty about the past, apprehensive about the future, but only in the present can I act. The ability to be in the present moment is a major component of mental wellness.
stupid peanutposter
>>2214195432070
my gock is pulsating
fat people who smoke weed need to be put down
yOu WoUlDnt doWnLOaD a BuRnIng ToiLet PaPer FaCtOrY
FUCKFUCK
too much fagposting going on right now
i'm just kind of hoping millions of dollars fall on my lap
>>221419579it's easy if you try
>>221419638almost as easy as your sister
I hate that I live in a world where it's literally gay to like anything.I peeked into the GITS fandom around the web to see what their thoughts were on the new show and it was literallly just a bunch of trannies talking about "erm, bisexuality" instead of anything about the new show.
>check my city's reddit every now and then>there's regularly blatantly fake posts by brand new accounts to push political issues>everyone just takes it at face value without exercising an iota of critical thinking or scrutinyI think about how going on 4chan so young fucked me up pretty regularly but one of the best things it did was teach me that basically nothing on the internet should be misconstrued as genuine
>>check my city's reddit every now and then
>>221419675There's nothing worse than random location subreddits especially for U.S cities and states. I have no idea why anyone uses that site for anything other than really niche specific subjects. I only use it for tracking Box Office numbers for movies.
>>221419675i lol'd at that image, well memed good sir
>>221419693I've used it to make a non-emergency report on someone who posted their own antifa graffiti and then they made a post about needing help with legal fees
I'm a sick fuck I'm inappropriate
guys I think Zoom Zoom's 4chan account got hacked
>(Filtered name /^Zoom Zoom$/)TND is a double entendre
>>221419715giwtwm
>>221419723No I'm just bored
>>221419704Snitches get stitches
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXgkuM2NhYI
Got the fan BLASTING fuck summer
>>221419740got a generation 5 glock 26 that'll leave something that needs more than stitches pussy
Fantasy > Reality imho
>>221419755
>>221419754Keyboard warrior
>>221419652ok but actually, how is the show?
>>221419754How are you going to aim when your eyeballs pop out after I smash your head with a lead pipe
idk what you guys are talking about I'm the same old Zoom Zoom you know and love
>>221419766I didn't buy a self-defense weapon to not self-defend, retard
>>221419776>how is the showDoesn't come out until July, it's supposed to be a direct adaptation of the manga so it should be interesting. Style reminds me a little bit of the 2022 Bastard reboot.
*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEELCH*
Pre teens in 1980-1990s tv shows always have this sort of gee willikers look "wow gee where'd you get that suit mister!"
it's insane that people can be American and not own and carry a gun
>>221419811gee willikers mister, how come you got no bitches?
>>221419788I will always be partial to the 1995 version, but ya I can appreciate that it's actually adapting the manga
>>221419813You should only kill another person with your bare hands. Using a gun is cowardly
>>221419819Is that a 3DS in the lower left
i wish i was gay
>>221419829Laptop
i wish i was asexual then i wouldn't be distracted by sex i could just devote myself 24/7 to intellectual ideas, inventing stuff, having fun
>>221419835invent yourself some bitches
choose your fighter
All my life is still unpaintedRelease my soul and make it beautiful All my dreams are full of colors Go on paint it in my own colors
I'm majoring in computer science and philosophy so I can immigrate to America as an AI ethicist
>>221419847I could pound them all down in one sitting
>>221419835This>>221419830Also this, but alas>>221419847>no Monte CristoCroque Monsiuer it is
>>221419825spoken like a fat fuck that's never touched a weight in his life let alone a gun
>>221419847>Thanksgiving sandwichHell yeah
1kg of perogies in my gut
>>221419847Gyro, reuban, and caprese are all god tier
>>221419847for me, it's #13
I know you see those leafs
>>221419875That's so many perogies, a trailer park boysesque amount
>>221419875What you need is a bottle of vodka and for me to jump on your stomach forcefully to projectile vimt a katyusha at a bunch of jeets
>>221419875I make the frozen ones sometimes, but i add a bunch of random stuff ontop
I like watches
I mean no one wants to admit they just ate a kilo of perogies it's embarrassing but shit just happens sometimes
i guess I'll just check my emails tomorrow idkPENIS
>>221419847patty meltits a grilled cheese, but has beef and onion
>>221419914I have a watch on my phone
Women are better at being e-drama reactionaries.Brittany Venti and Shoe0nHead are still kicking after like three different waves of their male peers crashed and burned because they got too high on their own supply.
>>221419914let me guess, you need more?
>>221419920Neat
>>221419920you also have no bitches
>>221419920*slaps you firmly across the cheek*
>>221419914I think watches are cool, but I also think casios are as cool as rolexes or whatever the fuckbut I find the amount of autism put into making a seiko to be a good balance between craftsmanship and being cheaper than a rolex
>>221419930I have a small collection including 2 casio gshocks
>>221419923>Brittany Venti and Shoe0nHead are still kicking after like three different waves of their male peers crashed and burnedFor every one of these there's like 50 Sarah Stocks and Lauren Southerns
>>221419923If you're a guy you gotta just report on things and never have an opinion
What if you contract herpes and it travels up your optic nerve into your brain and kills you? What would you do in that situation?That'd be a real bummer
>>221419869inorite it's top tier
>>221419940Theres also cool microbrands that are around the same price as seikos, you can even get Swiss watches that are the around the same price as Seikos
out of beer
>>221419972
>>221419847Cubano>>221419863>no Monte Cristo#29
I think the worst victim of this decade's politics was ShortFatOtaku. I discovered him in 2021 and he made the most kino shit ever with some of the best takes but he fell off the deep end sometime in 2022 and has only gotten worse since. It's sad because he was one of my favorite people on YT for a minute there. The CHAZ documentary is still a masterpiece.
>>221419974go make some grilled cheese sandwiches
>>221419993dont have any cheese, need to go grocery shopping tomorrow
>>221419945Lauren Southern is still doing her thing.
