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>go to the boulangerie>couple taking their sweet ass time to choose>wait patiently>lady from the couple sees me and tells me to go ahead of them>"oh thanks">boulangère sees me "skip" the line, and tells me passive aggressively that the couple was here before>serves them and they go in front of me again
morning
>>221421149why not explain that they let you
>>221421259he cute
Incel morning /med/.Got access to the remote desktop for my new project, I will soon be working with Indians.
Good morning, sisters.Got out like an hour earlier out of bed today than yesterday. Still, I kinda did waste a whole ass hour doing nothing.Time to hit the gym it is.>>221421328I will attempt 50 kgs on db rows today for (you) bby.>>221421052gemmie edish
>>221421328bob your head to confuse them during the next meeting
At this point I'm positive that M*loni will be elected a second time, considering the stupidity of the average Shitalian There was some heavy hailing yesterday in Verona, Padova, Brescia etc. which destroyed a lot of plants and damaged carsI saw a couple of videos about that on Instagram and the comments were full of 50-60-70 year olds just repeating bollocks about fucking chem-trails and "geoengineering" in stilted ItalianConspiracy theories are fun and edgy on 4chan but when you see that many boomers actually believe them it's scary
>>221421052Hahaha, I also love motorcyclists :D
>>221421272Would have been too long to explain and I don't care that much kek
>>221421052video source? i wanna hear the audio
>>221421726Dio? Cane.
Been consistently dropping weight and am now 66kg. I blame work. Funnily my squats, OHP and rows haven’t suffered, but my bench press is starting to become shitty.
>>221421328My nibbaAdded somewhere between 5 and 7,5 kgs to plate loaded unilateral cross body lat pulldownHit 50 kgs on db rowsCouldn't be assed to train 'ceps and rear deltsDid 3 more sets of pulldowns, just regular lat pulldowns on the cable machine and the weight was absolute ass. tbf that was to be expected after 6 heavy ass sets of back, and 3 sets of weighted back extensions
>>221421052>running over every biker fagGod, i want to do that irl so much. I hate those obnoxious fags so much. How can one enjoy going around with those things so loud?Sometimes i am in my balcony, they drive through my street, and all i wish i had a shot gun, and i would fire at the wheels and watch them fly 50 mOne day, i am going to be driving my car on a lonely road, and i am goign to run over a biker fag, and i will carry on driving, no witnesses.I can't stand them, i just can't fucking stand them. EVen worst in Portugal where people have these cheap ass, ver old bikes that are no longer in production, casal, famel, zundap. Oh God, they are so slow and loud.
>>221422768*braaaaapapapap*VROOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM*pap braaaaap*old bike with five gyppos on board passes by*BRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP*
>>221422768>*drives by at your place at 3 AM*
Already in my comfy pjsWFHcel W
>>221424637https://youtu.be/PQyqrlFOe5sForgot to post this obligatory song yesterday
>>221424681https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWu4Uz2sqlw
>>221424758Holy boomerslop
>>221424771You say it like the one you posted isn't boomerslopBtw I forgot to ask. When are you starting working? I assume like a week after you finish this semester.
>>221424848I'll have an exam on the 27th and then start working a couple of days after
>>221424910What are the work benefits? And the salary? Is it above normal, below or the usual?
>>221424960I'll probably get 1500-1600 euros, just like in every other place I could've worked at, and no benefits to speak of
>>221424910I will say this again if I don't forget 2 weeks from now on, but I probably will so I'm saying this now.Good luck with your exams bby. smart ass nigga. you will ace them.
>>221425104Grim. I started at 1250 eurolidoos and no benefits besides lunch allowance.
spent 150€ on clothes again
>>221425403Where did you get them from?
>>221425442bought them at a billabong shopI wish I wasn't such a goywhen I tried them on I knew my fate was sealed
>>221425508>billabongThought it was some chinkshit just by looking at the name fr fr ong.>open site>everyone on front page is white except for a polynesian brown qtHoly basedYou did well by supporting them with your shekels o algo
>>221425235Thanks Magyar>>221425396Well I'm not starting anything, this is just a summer job like I had in the past
Still talking with her, but she sends me vocal messages and Im chained at the cagie until 17 00. Today or tomorrow Ill ask her if she wants to meet again
>>221425841I also have to take a really big, big shite btw. Think ill wait until Im home to do the needful in peace
>>221425618aussies are known cyberfascist scumsthe souls of a thousand abos are probably woven into the fibers of that jacket I bought but alas I could not resist my animal consumerist nature
What you pinning today?
>>221422390Shut the fuck up you leftist, self-hating, Muslim-worshipping PSOE-voting anti-white faggot. You suck the cock and balls of Pedro Sanchez
>>221425873Ferme ta gueule, pédale de merde adoratrice de Mélenchon teinte en bleu. La crasse de gauche pute des youpins comme tu, tolérant, contre le racisme, veulent qu'un pays avec un peuple qui a des têtes de bougnoule, donc absolument rien d'Européen. La seule chose que tu sais faire, c'est embrasser les pieds des bougnoules en disant pas d'amalgame. Comme la plupart des français, tu n'es rien d'autre qu'un cocu castré qui se déteste, anti-blanc et qui vote LFI, qui lèche les pieds des nègres et qui écarte les fesses pour les immigrés tout en applaudissant quand Black Merde a vomi son "rap" le 11 novembre pendant que les bougnoules que tu aimes tant faisaient de la course d'orientation sur les cimetières à Verdun
Why is there a raging chink here now?
>>221425992I fullfill every every adjective you said and I do everything you just said.
>>221425942Today I'm pinning kebabs and water for lunch, then roasted veal and red wine for dinner. Pretty heavy stuff man.
>>221426012JE SUIS MASTER POULET
good morning everyone>>221425992this is bait, right?>>221426121kek
>>221425873
Doing a big fat shit rn. Work is so boring, I'm just exploring google earth.
question for my fellow tugabros: recently I've started to draw for money, it's not much but it's nice to get something extra each month do I have to explain these to the IRS?
>>221422602>starting to>>221422671Nice.Now keep hitting the gym instead of taking 2 months vacations and you'll probably keep progressing.
>>221426354It’s a municipal holiday today, no cagie for me. Though you should know booma.>>221426514I’m also losing some weight at my ceramic throne.>>221426557>drawWhat? If it’s below 12000€ annually you don’t have to tell them shit. Don’t tell them if you earn more anyway, you don’t want your shekels to go to the local gyppo’s fifth kid.
>>22142697690kg 3x6 is respectable at 66kg, right? RIGHT?
>>221427009>12000€oh nice thank God
finna go to the gym and only do cardio while listening to cheesy songs
>>221427009>Though you should know booma
>>221426368this is a proof of intelligence reallyanother aminal would simply ignore the ressemblance while the noble chicken shows proof of imagination and ponders the possibilities in this world they struggle to understand
rip catnigga
>>221428454>>221428471this one is for you Magyanon
>>221426354its a known bot that responds to euro flags
My fren's ghosting is messing with my brain (and heart a little). I hope her boyfriend will leave and she'll talk to me again so I can ghost her as well
>>221428039Why do you think I eat kebabs and not pizza?
>get to grymforge>duergar bitch ass nigga tells me to get rid of the scrying eye>check scrying eye stats>weak against thunder>yeet a thunder orb at that nigga>whole ass duergar camp and even their slaves start attacking meBitch ass game.At least I left shart behind at the myconids so I did not lose the run.I'll continue tonight, but now time to go back and work a bit again.>>221428489ZAMN>>221426976>Now keep hitting the gym instead of taking 2 months vacationsIt was two and a half weeks. And I lift more often than you cuz your bitch ass lately (prior to getting the shoulderussy) only trained 5 times a week o algo.Lower your tone when talking to me o algo. Does your shit also give you the 'ick when pulling or does it mainly only affect push?>>221427270insane trvke
>>221421052the way he goes out of his way to run over the motorcycle a second time cracks me up every time
>black girl jerking off white guy while watching saint george footageThe shit I found on this website is insane sometimes
>>221427270chickGODS i kneel...
>>221429417Hai un'impellente necessità di fare sesso (nel tuo Paese di residenza e/o domicilio)
>>221429417Weird>>221429564Pay a prostitute if you are that desperate
Any whores on Tenerife?
>>221429564You reminding me won't help thoughbeit.It will soon have been 3 years since I found /med/ and I have not had sex in that timeframe. Not to mention for years more before that.I will literally send you flying with my autism in shitaly and (you) will understand the magyarcel.
>>221429734Mentalcel= fakecel thoughever
>>221429810>Mentalcel= fakecelCope thoughnevertheless.
Finished cagie for today. Can't focus for shit.Will just work a bit more in the coming days ig.
>>221421052Good afternoon /med/, I'm finally progressing on my Morrowind save in my mother's computer! It's going well so far, I managed to find a female khajiit in the sewers of St. Olms and did a quest where I had to find someone's husband down below in the sewers, and... Killed him, 'cause he was a fentany- I mean, skooma addict. I got the weird serum thingy he left behind and his ring, gave the ring to his wife, and sold the serum.I also accidentally entered a temple in the St. Olms waterworks and got killed in a short while, but I managed to tank some hits before one of the guys hit me with a special attack. Now at the moment that I'm writing this I'm looking and snooping around in another Khajiit's store in Foreign Quarter, and read the book "Mixed Unit Tactics in the Five Years War" Volume One. Shit goes hard af ngl.There's so much lore I gotta find out about I don't know where to start even, but investigating feels fun! And I like doing side quests and feeling like I'm a neutral good khajiit.Also on another note, I'm no longer a milk intolerant person I think. I can drink liters of milk and feel fine now!
>>221428748Should have plinked it from the gangway high above while in stealth.At least you didn't fail the run though - you're really speeding through the game on subsequent playthroughs.
>>221430000>Killed him, 'cause he was a fentany- I mean, skooma addict.If you need someone to take all that delic- I mean dangerous skooma off your hands, I know a guy who'll pour it down their throa-- I mean drain. Also, if you find any moon sugar, that's mine that I dropped earlier.Are you wearing a skull on your head?
>>221429889his logic is absurd, the mentalcel is the highest tier of truecelness. that being said, you are a fakecel (let's remember the copious amount of pussy you got when you were 18 years old, so much in fact that you decided to stay back in magyarország due to some std [no one buys the covid story btw] instead of going to scotland) so all of this is irrelevant for you.
>>221421474Remember to bob it sideways
>>221430295I mean, there was no skooma on him, but dude looked like he got the ultra sloppy joes HD ReMaster 1.5 and was left to die on the sewers. I tried to interact with him and talk like a normal human but seems he wasn't into that.I shall not tell the authorities my friend, but I cannot recommend you losing your entire teeth to cocai- moon sugar.And yes. I am wearing a skull on my head. Because I cannot wear other types of helmets for the moment being HAHAHAHA.I do wonder though where the hell am I meant to find the ministry of justice/hall of justice, this place is not the most self-evident for navigation if you're a n'wah outlander like me.
Good /med/ evening
>>221428748I used to train 6 times a week, I still do but I used to.My shoulder injury also affects my pulling strength, less than my pushing strength I think but I haven't tried it out, I'm going slow.
Good day med am back from the cagie, last day of wageslaving for this week tomorrow
Where are the medders ?
>>221430049>Should have plinked it from the gangway high above while in stealth.Sure. I just thought that if nibba asked me 0.0001 second ago to btfo it, then he wouldn't go full aggro after I do the needful.Also almost fucked up the run even before this fight at BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL. Left shart behind like usual but team got downed except for astarion who only had like 5 hp. Enemies were also really low so I wanted to bring shart down to there too so she can do her healslut duty. Well... I kinda did jump next to where you are supposed to climb down... but the thing is... I jumped next to an exploding mushroom thingy, which pushed me right into the crevice which results in death. AstariGOD actually had a potion of invis on him about which I forgot so I could run away like a faggot.Just killed Nere btw. La goblina ran away without giving me smokepowder so I had to get the hidden stash, which I did. Placed it next to the rocks and it did not do enough dmg lmao. Was thinking about what to do. I had some bombs on me earlier, but I used that where the rothé btfo the rocks for you so you can go up the stairs cuz the rothé when they were about to charge the rock, ran into my cloud of daggers that was there from the fight and ofc they died to it, fucking retards.So my solution was going to the zhentarim camp and picking up a smokepowder barrell. Obviously I was in stealth but literally in 0.01 second the nigga turned towards me when I picked it up so a fight took place from which ofc I ran like a faggot again by gulping down an invis potion. Nibba cast detect hidden presence on me like they always do against magyarcels, but I was not close enough for it to work.>>221430891evening>>221430924btw shitposted about veneto about why i did not gymcelmaxx for that 2 and half weeks. idk if you saw it or not though
>>221432250having seggs, those fakecels
>>221432890Damn, everbody's having seggs but me
>>221430891Good evening, recently watched a video about that Michelin star food court in Singapore, have you been there?>>221432250I was in the gym.>>221432883>btw shitposted about veneto about why i did not gymcelmaxx for that 2 and half weeks. idk if you saw it or not thoughNot sure if I saw it.I might have but my brain is mush and I can't recall it.
>they tried delivering the package in the 5 minutes window that i left my apartment during the whole daythe rothschilds are back trying to destroy me, i see.
>>221433115>Good evening, recently watched a video about that Michelin star food court in SingaporeHill Street Tai Hwa? It's pretty affordable for a Michelin Star'd Food Court so I may drop by one day.>>221432883>eveningWhat're you up to at this hour?
5000 hours on hoi4 award
>>221433260Yeah, that one I think.Another food question if I may ask, do you have Spanish restaurants in Singapore?
>>221433396I'm over 600 h in Europa Universalis V.
>>221433441>do you have Spanish restaurants in Singapore?Yeap. Spanish Fine Dining Restaurants exist here.
What do you think of the theory that your current conciousness dies every time you fall asleep?
>>221433516If that's true how do they explain why we keep our memories ?
>>221433396hopefully one day the devs will stop constantly shitting the bed with these new DLCs
>Gym time>Could only do 2/5 of the leg exercises because the machines were taken and I didn't want to exchange words
>>221433396That's quite sad honestly
>>221433260>What're you up to at this hour?I'm going to play bg3 on honor mode, where if I die the game is over. Either that or I can change game mode to custom, but then it won't be honor mode.That and I'm going to some cold cocoa now. I love making choccy milk, then letting it cool down, then letting it sit in the fridge for some hours.What about you?>>221433115>Not sure if I saw it.Here in case you care >>221397036
>>221433790What else is my autistic ass gonna do
>That and I'm going to some cold cocoa now.I'm going to drink some cold cocoa now*
>>221433475Based>>221433687Still gonna pirate every single one
>>221433607Nothing changes about your physical attributes. It’s still an exact clone of you down to the last synaps storing your memories. You’ve just been rebooted after REM. You’re not the same guy anymore. It’s basically the teleportation paradox. Is it actually you coming out on the other side?
You see a glass 5/9 full and think it's 4/9 empty; or... you see a glass 5/9 empty and think it's 4/9 full? Do you even see this glass? What does it look like? What's poured into it?
>>221433931What makes your consciousness yours?
>>221433859Yeah the bloody nose thing.I didn't know a bloody nose could be so troublesome, are you hemophilic?
>>221430711>I do wonder though where the hell am I meant to find the ministry of justice/hall of justice, this place is not the most self-evident for navigation if you're a n'wah outlander like me.Vivec is one of the confusing places to navigate I've ever encountered in a video game, it's a maze of endless brown hallways. Felt like pic related the entire time I was there.When I retire, I'm moving to Suran.>>221433396>tfw only 3764 hours playedI kneel.>>221432883Couple of near misses, but you handled it pretty well. Grymforge fight is easier if you side with Nere btw, with the added bonus that you don't have to deal with Barcus for the rest of the game. Hope you get to slaughter that little nibba who ran away with the runepowder bomb in act 2.
>>221432250I'm playing Morrowind and getting lost! And confused! And getting called a ni- n'wah!>>221433931I mean technically every few years none of our cells are the same we had when we originally began this life, so it's kinda like a Ship of Theseus. It's quite curious, but I mean, matter changes throughout existence. I find it beautiful if we "die" every day just to be reborn like a phoenix again.>>221434710I swear to God I'm gonna lose 50% of my time in this game in Vivec, feels like exploring Buenos Aires. It's SO immense. And also I killed a random dunmer lady who murdered 7 people, now I'm at the guild of mages of Vivec cause... I got overencumbered... And reloaded my save before I got encumbered. Fucking ghoul lookin ahh dude hit me from behind and suddenly estaba paralizado con mucho miedo y no me podía mover.There's so much to do and the world is so big, it's incredible for a NEET like me.Also call me a normie but I like Balmora. Vivec is beautiful but I get lost. And I've yet to explore other cities more deeply!
>>221433859>That and I'm going to some cold cocoa now. I love making choccy milk, then letting it cool down, then letting it sit in the fridge for some hours.What I would do to eat or drink something sweet right now...>What about you?Trying to sleep since its 2am here XD
mła żapel lo-lita
I have a webm of hot girl's big boobas but if I post it I'll be banned
Also for Magyarino, and Andaluzanon and honestly anyone who's curious about how my diet's going, these last two days I had an average caloric intake of 1000-1200 kilocalories, I did not have a perfect 100% wheat-free diet, and one day I did buy 5 gummy candy, but in total, my calories are on the right way to lose weight! I'd do a bit of exercise and walk around but I got a horrible hay fever that left my nose and skin feeling like utter crap.I'm eating a lot of salad to fill up if I'm hungry, liquids if I feel like I need to eat, and ironically now I feel like when I go to the bathroom I fight against the Gods because I sadly don't have enough meat to eat. Being poor's rough! But at least I'm taking care of myself, for once!
>>221432250I was busy roasting the roast, it may have been my best roast so far.Crisp on the outside, absolutely melting on the inside.Bonus knife that I use to cut big pieces of meat, previously used by my grandpa to kill pigs. Probably very useful if being assaulted or during a war too.
>>221439320Excitante. Would 10/10 look at that roast as if it were Hitomi Tanaka in the flesh.
>>2214397023h at 180 degrees, then 30 mins at 250 degrees.
>>221439320Tell us how it smells
>>221439740Sexo. Salvaje. Con frenesí. Sin parar. Duro. Mating press. Todo el día.If you're Portuchad I imagine your wife must be fucking beaaaaaming at that roast. At least she has the excuse that she's eating for two lmao.
>>221439811Divine. I also used paprika as an homage to our magyarboy.>>221439829She was very unhappy because she was feeling nausea, it went a bit like this, after eating a tiny bit>it's so delicious, but I can't simply eat more, my stomach won't be able to keep it inside *sad face*
Night fakecel walk. Cozy>>221432250I went to see a tennis match. 85th world best player against 115th o qualcosa
>>221439967>paprikaSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEXOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!Also F, poor girl. Can't you save some portions for her, maybe for when she's feeling less nauteous? Maybe the spices could've triggered something in her tummy. RIP to a queen.Did you invite friends or family, or was it just you and the lil' kiddo?
>>221440141Calm your tits, it's just a roast.Just us, there's food for another three servings kek
>>221440183Hey, at least someone has to get excited over good food. I mean, I'm on a diet, and a roast with no wheat sounds like heaven.
>>221440243>roast with no wheatIs roast supposed to use wheat of some kind?
>>221439320Looking very good my man.
>>221440278Nevermind, sorry. We're used to eating it with bread here in Argentina. There's bread in everything. but nvm.Anyways, seems this hantavirus thing is expanding. Wonder what'll happen with it.
>>221440445I usually use potatoes. Some people do like bread with roasts over here too.>hantavirusNothingburguer as usual.
Good night med see you tomorrow
>watch atom 2 trailer>it looks like absolute dogshit>head over to the 'dex immediately because i know the thread is going to be a laugh>dev is desperately trying to defend himself while everyone rips him a new asshole>trannies, jews, russia and george floyd are all blamed by turnsDevs must have drunk too much vodka or something because I dunno why they would spin off in a random direction like that, after having made three successful games based on a winning formula.>>221440445>Anyways, seems this hantavirus thing is expanding. Wonder what'll happen with it.Everything will be fine.Or everyone and everything you love will die. One of the two.I just hope they don't shut down the economy again because I don't want to pay £5 for one Snickers bar in 2030.
>>221441155I hate codex so muchI've never opened that website but there is this autistic fucking faggot who constantly spergs out in crpg threads on /vg/ so I hate them by proxy
>>221441760There is no better on the internet to discuss RPGs or get RPG recommendations. Also, many indie devs post there so you can talk to them/call them fags when they do something you don't like.
>>221442367>Also, many indie devs post there so you can talk to them/call them fags when they do something you don't like.AAahhhhh, the joy of calling Johann (or someone from his ilk) a faggot and get banned for eternity from the paraslop forums. Or enter a shit flinging contest in TW Center that results in the closure of a mod because the dev got extremely butt blasted.
>>221442702>TW Centerthe nostalgia of watching Greeks throw autistic fits :D
>>221442750>mod devs coerced into adding a bazillion greek factions>*clap*clap*clap*>dev has the idea to add maybe two more northern european factions>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIt really do be like that.
>>221442791Greek people are just that autistic bro
>she finally followed me on Instagram after months of ghosting>but she won't talk to me (when she'd talk to me all the time before)SIGH
Having a soup right now
>she's now talking about her boyfriendfuck my life, I'll miss the flirting and all the time we'd spend together
>Huge study of ancient British DNA reveals only minor Roman influence>Despite the Romans’ huge cultural and social impact on Britain, the genetic trace they left behind was surprisingly small, according to a study of more than a thousand ancient genomes.>Marina Soares Da Silva at the Francis Crick Institute in London and her colleagues analysed the genomes of 1039 people in Britain spanning from 2550 BC, in the Bronze Age, to AD 1150, after the Norman conquest. Roman occupation began in AD 43, immediately after the Iron Age, and lasted until 410.>They found that most people who lived under Roman rule in Britain traced 100 per cent of their ancestry to Iron Age Britain, with only 20 per cent carrying detectable ancestry from outside Britain.
Greek-bros is this true?
>>221433516It's wrong.
>>221445826what about cat influence
i bought an s26 ultra coming from iphone 16 pro but i feel poor now, might go back to iphone
>>221446786>Ottomans>Arabs
>>221445826>Marina Soares Da SilvaBetrayed by a Portuguese women, sad.
>>221447673least brainless consoomer
drank cold water and my stomach contracted and hurts ouch
Hello medsters.>>221445826It's ok, you're part of the 20% for sure
>>221445826I mean can you blame them not wanting to racemix with the Britons?https://files.catbox.moe/fctpc3.mp4they're not exactly high IQ specimens
miss Maltanon fr fr
would SAW kidnap you? are you grateful for being alive?
>>221448786
Good morning, sisters.Woke up at 7 to hit the gym bit instead I only got out of bed at 9:30 cuz I was instead staring at the ceiling while laying in bed.>>221445826You shouldn't care about the plebs being saxons, catnigga. You are as /med/ as it gets and that's all that matters.>>221439163>I had an average caloric intake of 1000-1200 kilocaloriesGood job, sister. Just make sure that when you stop being on a caloric deficit, don't start eating too much cuz your body will really just tell you to eat a shitton of calories. Been there done that.>>221434373>are you hemophilic?Nope.
>>221449284>Woke up at 7 to hit the gym bit instead I only got out of bed at 9:30 cuz I was instead staring at the ceiling while laying in bed.Maybe it's time to do something different, isn't it?
>>221448266Yeah same. Without Brune and him, you can feel something missing>>221449284I also didn't go to the gym this morning. It's ok we'll go next time.
>>221448926>that hairstyle>turtleneck shirt>brown coatHoly kino>>221449662>Maybe it's time to do something different, isn't it?probably
>>221448926goddammit first malta anon now thisbe strategic with your racial insults to avoid getting jannyd
>>221446786Bloody Ottomans...
>>221450060>>221450259you know who that guy is? he's the ultimate bane of Anglos
Can't wait to play the new Project Tamriel releases to meet these niggas.
>bored and looking at big dick porn someone posted>girl is measuring a guy's dick to show how big it is>it's my exact measurementseither my dick is huge or i measured wrongtmi i know
kinda fucked how few good racing games there are nowadays
She said yes to meeting me
>>221451093Italians?
>>221451241How big? Mine is 17-19cm depends on the conditions. On monday I couldnt fap for three days and it looked hung as a horse
Post quality on a staggeringly harsh drop these last days
>>221452252What are you contributing to?
>>221452291No need to feel targeted, this is a collective effort.
>>22145220416.5 length and 15.24 girthwhich google says is above average but i dunno
>>221452252its all me
>>221452558You account for 22% of these by my calculations
>>221452501You're right, we need to be better, we need to be better posters
>>221452576thank you i try my bestnow behold slop for today
>>221452514A medic friend of mine told me the avg length is like 13cm everywhere on Earth
>>221452619Now and always>>221452623looks good if a bit unealthy
>>221452647feels like the internet makes it seem like the average is 20 or something>>221452656it is but yesterday we had manti which is healthy so today we eat slop
>>221452656also notice we bake those things instead of deep fryingmakes it slightly healthier
>>221452152Fakecels deserve the rope.>>221452252Lack of Maltese posters do that.>>221452647Mine’s 11cm erect.
>>221453239peculiar
today we got our first state minister president with Turkish backgroundI voted for himnot because he's Turkish doe
>>221453451and you're german? damn you're truly race blindbased
good morning everyone>>221451027a real nigga
>>221453509yesI'm not race blind>>221453535he's my idol
>>221453555you will be when i gouge your eyes out
>>221453616come try big boy
>>221453773you know im like an hour away from stuttgart
>>221453839I'm shaking
Germ fight, germ fight!
Two less g*rms on the face of the world contribute to a cleaner and more hygienic world.
>>221452066The last racing game that I enjoyed was split second.They either release hardcore simulators which I dislike, because I could just go and drive a car if I wanted something boring.Or they release something extremely arcadey.Games like need for speed underground 2 and split second have this perfect but rare combination of simulation and fun.I guess the market is not profitable and they would rather keep releasing live service flops one after another.
South /med/ QTs…>>221453953
>>221454379Huge areola.
>>221454379im in that thread
>>221453945no i mean we should hang out
>>221421052him thanking the drivers in front of him is fucking hilarious
just left the countrylet me check real quick if the mobile data still keeps my original flag or not
>>221453839is he from stuttgart? damn i be close as fuck to these two niggas fr fr
>>221454511oh okwe can still beat each other up doeand hang out afterwards o algo
>>221454895stuttgart is his state capital so he can't be far>>221454928based we can tend the wounds after
>>221454760Why did you leave Portugal?
>>221454760data roaming keeps your flag
>>221454997>we can tend the wounds afterbit gay desu
>>221454379saw quite a number of beautiful girls when I went to Tunisia
>>221451027I was uncertain from that pic if it was him or not, so I did a quick reverse search.Yeah I know who he is. Still, he has insane drip on that pic.
>>221455147wife complained that a 14 year old teenager there had a bigger ass than any woman she's ever seen and i kept telling her its weird to do that and that her ass is average in north africaa fond memory
>>221455198Despite bumming men, it is surprising that he came out clean after being tested.
>>221455198maybe if you were more like him you'd be less depressedthink about it
>>221422768Hello. I am being forced to go to your country this summer against my own will to attend my cousins wedding. I don't want to get shot with a paintball gun by locals who are trying to embarass "los gringos" or w.e. 1. where should I go in ur faggot country after the wedding to avoid big ass crowds (fuck sintra, porto and algarve)2. should i wear a shirt that says "i am forced to be here" to avoid being attacked/swarmed by locals who loathe tourists3. i am sorry for being another faggot gringo invading ur country, i REALLY don't want to go there
>>221455516While there have been anti-tourest protests in Portugal it's very unlikely you will be attacked for being a tourist.Also, the way you phrased your question seems a bit like Americans with white guilt, yeah overtourism can be a problem but you don't need to act like a fag over visiting a country.
>>221455030so it would seem >>221455013my brother's weddingI'm actually the witness, so I even get a translator of my own since I'm a VIP and don't speak a word of Rivianafterwards it'll get interesting since I know only some of the younger members of my (future) sister-in-law's family speak any English, but it'll go well as food and drink are universal languages
>>221455657>Also, the way you phrased your question seems a bit like Americans with white guilt, yeah overtourism can be a problem but you don't need to act like a fag over visiting a country.well i seen on youtube portuguese and spaniards shooting tourists with squirt funs and yelling in their faces "fuck off go home" - and i want it to be clear that I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE. I am a RELUCTANT tourist. DESU i might just book a hotel and stay inside the whole time so i don't bother anyone. i never ever EVER wanted to visit a "mediteranian country" cause i NEVER EVER wanted to be a faggot visiting to suck them off like so many westerners do. and now i am forced into it. fuck this.
>>221455783Just go away if you see a protest?
>>221455372sure.However I don't want to be like him.>>221455234Well putting your pp in people's butts is like 80 or so times less likely than getting pp put in your butt when it comes to catching stds.The number is close to 100 times, but it's not actually 100, it's somewhere around 80. Can't be assed to search for the study rn tho.>>221455013Quick update for the negro who also somehow happens to be a cat.Nere sent flying, no regrets. Never tried asking him for help so idk how much he actually helps with Grym. I tried spamming minor illusion on grym to bait hit but it did nothing despite me thinking it should. So I sent down 2 characters and had to shill out some shekels to withers cuz they died. Tried 3 characters, had to shill out even more for withers. Was running low on gold, so I looked up online why the actual fuck minor illusion did not work. Turns out, I have to hit him first for it to work as it only baits him to investigate why a cat appeared out of nowhere if he's already in a fight. So I just put a minor illusion on the plate, he went there, I shot the lever, then just kept repeating it. I was not even in attack range for him cuz I was staying on the stairs that lead you down to him. Also killed that lava thingy where the laughing amulet is in literally 1 single turn.Halsin is dead cuz he got stuck in another realm. Was supposed to defend his portal but the sheer amount of enemies got us even with all the AoE damage. Hitting level 7 soon.Going to look for another fight before heading to Balthazar's bdsm cave.
>>221456146>The number is close to 100 times, but it's not actually 100, it's somewhere around 80. Can't be assed to search for the study rn tho.Yea. The chances of catching a bug is higher if you're not on the pitching end.Anyways, what's /med/ doing at this hour? I'm eating dinner right now.
>>221455783just don't go. Honestly your cousin is probably inviting your whiny ass out of obligation and politeness.
>>221455750>weddingEnjoy your time, brother>in PolandWe're practically touching each other. This is probably the only time in our lives that such a short distance separates us
>>221456239>Anyways, what's /med/ doing at this hour?I'm going to work a bit then I'm continuing my bg3 honor run.>I'm eating dinner right now.What are you eating?
tomorrow is a day off but im already bored off my asswhat the fuck am i supposed to do i suddenly don't feel like anything
>>221455750Ah, the land of kabanosy and cabbage rolls. I can already picture the rows of tables filled with them in the wedding hall. Pitchers of homemade kvass and cherry liqueuer. Pyramids of Varena glazed cheese curd bars and bowls of sauerkraut big enough to drown a baby in. How I envy you.Also grats on your brother getting to marry a Polish woman.>>221456146I'm confused, does this mean that you skipped the creche again?What did you make in the Grymforge? I usually get the two armours, and use them all the way into act 3.>Halsin is deadNice.
>>221456478yeah I understand you. I got a 4 day weekend too and dunno what I should do either>>221456541gonna kill Halsin too, he's a nasty ass nigga
>>221456469>What are you eating?Leftover Beef Kaldereta.
>>221456609>gonna kill Halsin too, he's a nasty ass niggaUntil you do, make sure you sleep with your back to the wall.
>>221456361I've actually been to Poland several times before, so maybe we've crossed paths on the street once and never knew it :D>>221456541thanksnow that's a description of a proper feast, not even GRRM could make a feast sound that delicious, and he's a fat man who spends half of his fantasy saga describing food
So true.KARA BOĞA.
>>221456541btwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrKmJpGpQ34>Nice.kek>I'm confused, does this mean that you skipped the creche again?I ain't be attempting shit on honor mane.I even skip some sorcerer only dialogues just cuz I'm afraid me gently telling people to fuck off will trigger a fight. cuckmaxxing by being a people pleaser o algo.>What did you make in the Grymforge?I could only get one thing both this run and on the og run. on the og run it was the scale mail which I gave to shart, on this run it's the longsword but I already sold it fr ong.Arcane archer bae'zel still has no chill btw.Discovered a somewhat hidden area beneath the tollhouse which I'm uncertain if I found or not on my previous run. Also found out that on the main square or whatever near moonrise where there are 3 plaques, you can open up a staircase that leads to a temple of Shar. I missed that on the og run.
What are you pinning today fellas?
>>221456800>that last symbol
>they tried delivering the package while i was outside AGAINand tomorrow is a holyday so i won't be able to get it until friday. fml.
>>221456673>>221456609Why do y'all hate him so bad?Also thinking about it now I kinda sent Shart flying by letting him die.
>>221456830>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrKmJpGpQ34Was not aware of this particular way you could break BG3. Shame I already played monk on my last run.>Discovered a somewhat hidden area beneath the tollhouse which I'm uncertain if I found or not on my previous run. Also found out that on the main square or whatever near moonrise where there are 3 plaques, you can open up a staircase that leads to a temple of Shar. I missed that on the og run.Oh yeah, I remember both of those places. I stepped on the pressure pad by accident in the tollhouse basement, otherwise I never would have even found that area. Susprised you missed the little Shar area in Reithwin though, it's right in the middle of the village.
>>221457114He's a zoophile freak and just a lame weirdo in general.I will kill him and also Astarion, Karlach and Wyll to remove all cringe characters.
>MGS V save data wiped
>>221457368>data wipedkek wtf did you do?>>221457205>Susprised you missed the little Shar area in Reithwin thoughI think you need to pass a perception check for the game to tell you that pressing the plaques in an order does something. I probably did not pass that perception check.Or maybe I did find it it's just that my boomer brain already forgot.>>221457326>I will kill him and also Astarion, Karlach and Wyll to remove all cringe characters.If you want to kill all cringe characters you should start with yourself first#bodiedthatfreak #senthimflyingthroughthedoor #stickaforkinhimcausehesdone>He's a zoophile freakI wonder if druids find funimals attractive when they are in funimal forms tbf now that you mention it.
>>221457076Delivery companies seem to have the same way of thinking in every country.Sometimes I will write them which hours I am available and they will still ignore it.
>>221456673words from the wise>>221457447Why are you like this?>>221457447>find funimals attractive when they are in funimal formsthey dohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeq-VTePMoAHalsin tears you a new one in bear form
>>221457447>kek wtf did you do?My PS4 doesn't recognize the data backup I made when I swapped its hard drive for an SSD.
I like my drow qt and being evil but I just realized I have to replay the whole game to get to the evil parts and I don't really feel like it actually
Good day med am back from the cagie and it's the weekend, 4 days of sleeping desu.I got my elastic for pullups now I have to figure out how to install it on the pullup bar
>>221458280You don't need to install them just wrap them around the pull up bar so they are hanging and place your feet on top of it so they act as a spring.
>>>/s/22417623As promised
>>221458642Yeah there's a hook and and hole I have to figure out how it works desu
Sup bros
>>221458880Sup Xlebian, any pork to cook ?
>>221458770
>>221458899lol, No, I fasted for two days and I ate fish today. I might fire up the grill on Sunday if I'm feeling well..
>>221459016Told you they were really big and hot desu>>221459044Here it's raining the whole week, no barbecue for us
>>221459100It doesn't matter for m since I'm doing it on my balcony. It's been really hot here and sunny which is awesome. Might go hiking in the near future.
>>221457690and this time they don't even let me select a pick up location or change the delivery instructions so i guess we'll play this stupid game for a while. they are truly the worst companies.
>>221439320Hell yeah dude, looks good. >>221440278dare I say...would>>221450060short girls like this are always DTF>>221452152You gotta date? That's awesome bro!!
Hello frens, hope everyone is doing well>Go home after waging>Hit an arms and delts training sesionHaving a small home gym feels so good damn
>>221459519Based, I had a whole Multi-Gym KETTLER thing but gave it to my cousin, might take it back although I do enjoy going to the park gym in the morning.
>>221458280>weekend>wednesdayHow does it work in france?
>>221456853Are you doing H bro?
>>221460137Tomorrow is a holiday and cagie is closed friday because of it
>>221460254Well have the same junes 1st. 4 days off. Looking forward to it
>>221460435Noice, also we have another holiday on May 25th
>>221459519zased, that probably makes a world of difference than going to the gym
>>221460553I still go the gym on the weekends, but it just feels so nice having the freedom to do it wherever you plase without waiting for anyone.This is gonna sound gay as shit but these days I've been reminiscing a lot about the camino, my drive from work to my village goes like 20km all along the camino (that area full of fields after our first night)
I'm a french northerner, can I be honorary mediteranean? I live near Kortrijk.
>>221421052so funny
>>221460853You're welcome, most of us are fake /med/ders, I live like 1000km away from the mediterranean
>>221460746not gay at all, it was a great time! Maybe we'll get to do another path again one day.>that area full of fields after our first nightthis place was great, it felt like some fantasy place. Great times
>>221460922Wow. Learn a new concept every day.
out of boredom i have studied big dick porn both racial (bbc bwc etc) and non racial and have come to the conclusion :this type of porn is aimed at people with tiny penises as the dicks are rarely big and at best above average most of them use camera angle tricks and always use a flat model who is underweight and they rarely if ever have a curvy porn star the one i found with a big tiddy black woman had the guy intentionally avoiding his dick getting close to her breasts to hide how small they make his dick seemalso a lot of the pen porn is just the tip being inserted to show as much of the penis as possinble leading me to believe that the straight men who watch this are not as straight as they thinkthank you for reading my thesis
>>221457921rip>>221458222>I have to replay the whole game to get to the evil partsDid you suppress the urge or wdym?>>221458280vgh...Any plans, Momster?>>221457800>Halsin tears you a new one in bear formI asked if they find animals attractive when they themselves are in animal form thoughbeitever.
>>221460922The Atlantic Ocean near Galicia and northern Portugal is part of the Mediterranean Sea, in case you didn’t know. You’re at most 50km from it.
>>221456853why? :(
First deadlift sesh after the injury, did up to 140 kg, I didn't want to push it.Also the back exercises felt better than last time I think.
>>221461834
>>221462041i have autism okayi obsess randomly with weird things
Favorite EU4 country?
>>221462120tunis and morocco because i love attrition warfare
>>221461889Sleeping, watching Laughing Salesman, exercising
thinking of replacing butter in my eggs with olive oil starting tomorrowthoughts?
>>221462158>tunis and morocco because i love attrition warfareI guess my favorite country is either Morocco or Korea. As of now, I'm doing a "comfy" Granada -> Morocco run where my main goal is to expand and trademaxx as much as I can in the region. For my Korean run later on, I'm thinking of conquering Japan, Taiwan and potentially SEA and parts of India with the goal of being a parody of China.
>>221461889>ripMy Combat Unit on my old save file was majority female too because I grinded the mission where you fight Eli/young Liquid Snake. But I don't mind replaying the game since I get to do things from a veteran's perspective.
>>221462120Bianfang in Anbennar.
>>221462389I love butter but for some reason I don't like it with eggs, I've used olive oil on eggs since I was a kid, I love the combo.
>>221462423i hate end nodes they make fighting outside europe so badas morocco im always forced to take genoa or venic>>221462551i never knew you could eve fry with butter before meeting my wifeshe taught me about grilled cheese too which was funny everyone i tell i didnt know what grilled cheese was thinks im jokinganyways if we use olive oil for eggs we no longer need to buy butter
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>>221462551also thats some amazing sarma
>>221462708Tbf trade node influence grows proportionally to how much you control the surrounding area and how much you develop it. But I think its just a matter of taking the right idea groups to max your trade power in a node and giving burghers everything they need to assist in that.Eastern Plutocracy the best starting government systen imo. I love me a free merchant.
>>221462912they can fix the system if controlling enough trade power let you change trade directions
>>221462708>anyways if we use olive oil for eggs we no longer need to buy butterBut butter is better for sauces, toasting bread, baking ect...>>221462753thanks
>>221462479I never played any of the MGS games tbf. Might try them sometime.>>221462551zamn
Just saw a tall, smartly-dressed, short-haired ginger tomboy in the supermarket accompanied by her slightly shorter, slightly more Germanic-looking, femme-leaning friend/lesbian lover wearing a jogging outfit and it ruined my day.>>221463122>I never played any of the MGS games tbf.I've only played MGS1/2/3, but I can confirm that they're prophetic schizokino, and I'm usually the first person to shit on anything that comes out of Japan.I actually think they're some of the best games of all times. GOATs, if you will.
>>221463122>Might try them sometime.I started with 2 and 3 on the PSVita since its physical release was a 2-in-1 game. They're the most approachable compared to 1 where things like First Person Mode didn't exist unless you're using an RPG.>>221463431>but I can confirm that they're prophetic schizokino, and I'm usually the first person to shit on anything that comes out of Japan.I've seen folks shit on Kojima for making movie games. But the MGS series deserves its medal for interweaving socio-political commentary with its overarching story.>>221462965>they can fix the system if controlling enough trade power let you change trade directionsI think it was suggested at one point but nothing came out of it.
>>221456285who says i am whiney. me and him are super close we're like brothers. wtf im tryna be nice
>>221463431That reminds me of watching some lesbian porn, there were 2 girls one was a redhead with amazing ass and short hair the other had a very hot body too
>>221463606>I've seen folks shit on Kojima for making movie games.I mean, he does have a fair few games with 30+ minute cutscenes in them, he has every right to get dunked on for that. At least he didn't forget to put actual gameplay in his video games though.>But the MGS series deserves its medal for interweaving socio-political commentary with its overarching story.It's been a strange experience slowly understanding more of what the games are about as I get older. I played the first three when I was really young and didn't know wtf what was going on half of the time, now I'm slowly coming around to the idea that Kojima actually is a very smart man.
>>221463431understandable, seeing cute girls makes me want to scream>MGSGood taste, they're true ludo experiences.>>221463765>wtf im tryna be nicedidn't seem like itSeriously, nobody really cares, the odds you get even a slightly passive agressive look is close to 0 if you're nice and behave well
>>221455516>faggot country
>>221463861>I played the first three when I was really young and didn't know wtf what was going on half of the time, now I'm slowly coming around to the idea that Kojima actually is a very smart man.What I find endearing about the Metal Gear Series is that when viewed from a different perspective, it's a story about a son who lost his mother and trying to live by the ideals she stood for in his own ( but misguided ) way and how that has caused such an impact that even his offspring is living through its consequences. It's bittersweet.
>>221463431>catnigga loves MGSWhat is this alternate reality I fell into?For me it’s MGS1 and MGS3.
>>221463861>didn’t forget to put gameplay Please play Death Stranding and then come back to me. Worst fetch game I’ve ever played. Extreme flashbacks of shitty WoW quests where I had to kill ten monsters and bring 5 hides or something.
I like this man so much
>>221463817>That reminds me of watching some lesbian porn, there were 2 girls one was a redhead with amazing ass and short hair the other had a very hot body tooWonder if they practised irl while the cameras were off.>>221464339>>221464421>Please play Death Stranding and then come back to meSorry, there's a limit to how much japslop I'm willing to play.I'll get around to playing MGS 4/5 eventually though - after I've cleared my CRPG backlog.>>221464278Yeah, beneath all the wackiness, there's a lot of tragedy and melancholy. It's pretty sad at its core.
>>221465029You know you'll never clear your backlog, as you'll have to replay every single one several times.
>>2214620311001.
>>221464278It really is. It's the kind of game where you can accomplish cool feats in gameplay and feel like a damn hero yet the characters are doomed to grim fates in the story and lore.>>221465029You should definitely try 5. I never finished it but the gameplay is great fun.
>0 goals>0 assists >7 goals by my fault >left abductor broken once againI love football, but every time I play is a humiliation ritual.
>>221465176That's not me desu
me and my friend want to do sex tourism in Tanzaniawe want to convince our third friend but he is opposed so farwe have another friend who's dad apparently lives there now with his black gf
>>221465366Is he opposed because he doesn't like sex tourism or because he doesn't like black queens ?
>>221465444he doesn't like blackshe's Ukrainian
>>221465366why Tanzania?
>>221465511Show him your hottest black queen webms, if that doesn't work tell him he's gay
but without the Ukrainian it would be half as funwe might meet the other friend tomorrow and should consult him about his dad, I think he said something about him organizing safaris for other krauts there o algoI think it's a good idea>>221465605because of the friend's dadwe thought about going to Bulgaria first because that's where the Ukie friend always went to and knows but this was another idea in case the Black Sea is polluted by oil due to the war>>221465631he fucked more than me (at all)but I still call him a faggot regularly so it's fine
>>221465656I just looked at some pics of Tanzania, it looks nice, for some reason I thought it was inland
>>221465792I'd like to go there unironicallyonly issue is flights are expensive but whateverBulgaria is probably more realisticany clue if the oil pollution is a real issue?
>>221465837Well they say there's no threat but who knows, I don't believe the news anyway. Just don't go in the water much idk...I would recommend going South of Bourgas because the beach and water is much clearer and nice.
>>221465901>Bourgaslooks nicethe Ukie lived in Bulgaria for 2 years or so before coming here and he said it's cool
>>221465972Bourgas is so so in terms of beach and water, I'm not really a fan but it's a fun city, I like Varna too. I'd recommend going somewhere were the red line is. If you want to party go to Sunny Beach and Cacao.
>>221466051thanks, saved postin the end I may stay here all summer, but we'll see
>>221466234np bro, for girls and partying Sunny Beach/Cacao is the best (at least in my experience), beach is not very nice but still will do the job (I'm saying that cause I'm used to pristine Greek beaches).
>>221463431maybe they were just bisexual friends and looking for an innocent Englishman to have in-depth discussions on old-school crpgs from the 90s and early 2000s with and also have threesomes with
>>221464888check'd. also, did you see his latest press conference? i only watched the video uploaded to the official channel and he sounded a bit delusional despite the flattering editing, but apparently the full conference was crazier. nigga really be showing signs of dementia, too bad no one but him can become president.
>>221466869>but apparently the full conference was crazier. nigga really be showing signs of dementiaWhy? He was honest about everything, and he actually has a sense of humor, something the media seems determined to punish for some reason
>>221465236>>221465029>yet the characters are doomed to grim fates in the story and loreThe original ending of MGS 4 was meant to end with Snake and Otacon surrendering themselves to the UN or some other governing body and being executed for the "crimes" they committed in MGS2 and up to 4. But Kojima felt that it was too depressing so he decided to end Solid Snake's Saga by having him live the rest of his remaining life as a freeman.
>>221467013>Why?no idea, i was told it was crazy, that's it. the video i watched was okay, but i think the whole thing was unnecessary given that no one else can realistically become president.>and he actually has a sense of humori think this the part i don't like. he is just deflecting criticism and making a joke out of the current state of the men's football team, which he shouldn't, because it is entirely his fault. yeah, he is the best president since bernabeu; yeah, the team has had a second golden age during his second tenure. all of that is undeniable. however, with every year it becomes more apparent that some change in the leadership is needed. the whole change of ownership bullshit, his awful squad planning and his leniency towards the brats in the first team should be enough to question his leadership. him making a big joke out of it is not a good look.
