Luddite edition
non-auschimp edition
Right which one for you then?
>>221424220
>>221424236#3
why havent you fled the accursed british isles and moved to australia
Beer garden weather this weekend
>>221424236ar rook same
>>221424208>>221424220Omds these freaks waited and tried to time their dogshit news and they still got btfo LOL
just WHO is biomass andy?
>>221424254too hot
>>221424269Done them lad
>>221424254costs money, being a happy immigrant in aus isnt as stable as loathing life here etc
m&s trousers abuse
>>221424134yay>>221424205wtf
>>221424269no need to rub it in was there
>>221424251bizarre post
>>221424278horrible, post more
… early breakfast wearing my excellent glasses watching myself tell the cabinet I will "get on with governing" on sky news on my tv via sky stream in home …
>>221424269hi
>>221424282First one was me
I love turnip so much it's unreal
love it when girls wrinkle their nose they look like CATS
>>221424279t. frog in rapidly boiling pot
>>221424294LOL
more tat
>>221424306um
>>221424294scromgaging
some bloke mentioned maccas earlier and now i want some ffs
>>221424324sweet <3
... early nothing wearing my shit glasses watching nothing say nothing on nothing at home ...life lost its spark when i started gcses and still hasnt regained it a decade later
time for your rape
how common is it for girls to hide their mouth like picrel when they smile or laugh? I thought only jap girls did this but I've noticed a colleague does it and it's unbelievably cute
>>221424347have you tried sex?
>>221424311poor, frugal, insecure, paranoid frogs have literally never escaped from boiling pots in the past, why would you expect anything differently now?
>>221424366i do that
>>221424366scratched her minge and catching a whiffof the pong
>>221424366hate to break it to you but theyre laughing at you :/
>>221424318millions of pounds behind that fidelity icon
>>221424366a lot of people do it when they're insecure about their teeth or think they have an otherwise ugly smileIn the west I think it's a symptom of the perfectly straight white teeth psyop by big dental
>>221424366performative guff
disgusting how women have massive bunions and scabby heels from wearing shoes that're too tight. ick ick fucking ICK.
how do gay men feel about balding bottoms
i’ll stomp that fat green fuck into red paste
for me its bald fanny
>>221424446You're supposed to bleach your arsehole, not strafe it
blood is actually blue until it's exposed to oxygen
>>221424446I discovered im not gay i just want to glaze women's holes and went temporarily insane from incel issues
>>221424476>t. Blandi Cocksnig
>>221424470right and how else can I make my bumhole more appealing to gay men (as a straight man)?
>The Department for Work and Pensions (DWP) has boosted the benefits husbands receive if they have more than one wife.>People who are classed as an ‘additional spouse’ in a polygamous marriage and are above state pension age were in 2025-26 able to claim an additional £119.50 per week of Pension Credit or Housing Benefit.>This was increased to £125.25 per week per additional spouse in April, a 4.8 per cent increase.>While bigamy is illegal in the UK, polygamy is not illegal if the marriages took place overseas.I'm sorry what?
alright they’re kind of getting excited to hop in the steamy showers
>>221424498there are signs asking you not to do thatrude behaviour
>>221424494I'm not that gay but surely a shitten ringpiece is more alluring than a clean one?
>>221424498fucking disgusting quirk chungus foid with the shitty tattoos
>>221424498very funny and quirky and not at all an ugly trollop get her tits out get her tits out
>>221424520nigga what
>>221424498face like richard simcott
>>221424507who gets excited for a shower?
>>221424532go out and enter your penis into a vagina for the first time and i promise you these thoughts will all melt away
>>221424420the girl in question has a lovely smile so I don't think it's thatfucking drives me wild for some reason, I think it's because it comes across as very feminine
There are 486 ski resorts in the United States, spread across 37 states.
>>221424562not surprised an ausdog loves that genre of foid
>>221424554they love their jobs, only natural to get excited
>>221424507love how you get progressively more homoerotic when you get no replies for a few hours x
Sir Tim Starmer: GOTY?
>>221424572It's because you perceive her as doing something modest and subconsciously think it's because she doesn't want to turn you off.
>>221424578not my type at all you’re just a horrid little hobgoblin
>>221424596nothing homoerotic about that
>>221424572do you watch a lot of anime
that lad who really wants attention from aussies is online
>>221424562yeah mate it's an established fact that you suddenly and inexplicably start to find nasty chubby skets with ugly tattoos attractive the minute your penis enters vagina
>>221424590didn't realise it was their job. thought the gherkin was a social club or something.
>>221424608mhmm dey big and naked x
Visit Leicester
>>221424366>common human gestures-_->common human gestures, japan:o
>nasty chubby skets corr
>>221424622i didnt mean job in its literal sense but yes its a social club
>>221424600that doesn't make a lot of sense to me>>221424612no
Gamer girl I met on OW during the pandemic is a tranny... Fml
>>221424617me?
>>221424645That's because you're less intelligent than me
just thought of a great post but saving that for later, keeping it in the notes app
>>221424645hmm dunno then my exgf used to do it too but her teeth were all fucked up
need someone to pound my hole ngl
>>221424648uwu
I do the hand on face thing and I'm an ugly Englishman.
Sir Bald Nonce
>>221424663“cronem challenging shtarmers leadership yeah?”
>>221424688blokes doing it just comes across as zesty
mi notes, dem a sync yeh? mmhmm x
>>221424688This nigga zesty as brev
right so is sir kier starmer gonna get sacked or not
researching zoomerly behaviours
>>221424669nah its definitely not her teeth, I've even directly complimented her smile before and she appreciated it rather than going "nooo I hate my smile" or something
>>221424708>>221424715I know, I have naturally feminine body language even though I'm straight and balding.
>>221424730maybe she has bad breath
>>221424701power shlipping outta him hands yeh?
alri lads
>>221424726At the pub quiz last night some zoomer started doing the finger clap thing when the quizmaster said fuck trump Googled it and it's another thing that's come from the black ghettos of America via battymans "culture" and now normal people in the UK are doing it
mental how I have to work but I don't want to because it's boring and gay
>>221424846only boring and gay people have boring and gay jobs
For me, it's Yuan Yang MP
any zesty mandem in?
>>221424879I'm not boring
>>221424889why did you post this again be honest
>>221424840the wot
going to go to a fun and exciting job and tell him im qualified because im not boring and gayreckon ill get hired on the spot
>>221424919blog on you boring gay bastard
>boring and gayktim
dragging myself out of the primordial ooze
>boring and gaymad that this is what the world has come to
why, you fools don't even know the meaning of gaiety
Cannot listen to a politician or commentator seriously if they're fat or visibly weak.If you have a job where you're public-facing to potentially millions of people and can't even stop shoving pies in your face you need to fuck off.
>>221424991the raped
I am highly expected to go to this event where there will be significant quantities of people from my work life showing up, and they will all be accompanied by family/spouse/partners/friends.I was going to avoid going all together to avoid the humiliation of walking around on my own, but then I remembered seeing, on TV at-least, that people hired plus ones in such situations. Can I do this for real somehow?
>>221424934Why are you here all day and night that you could tell
big things happening in china
>>221425017you mean when homer gets raped by the panda
>>221425021You'd be better off going all together if that's an option because then you won't stand out. If you show up alone it will be more obvious
As long as I have a face, Lisa Nandy will always have a seat
>>221425021You need to find a good-looking girl at work who needs help getting up to speed with the job in exchange for pretending to be your partner. Over time you'll develop a genuine connection and through a series of heartwarming ups-and-downs realise the real love story was right there in front of you.
>>221424937You could have googled finger clap and got results showing exactly what I was talking aboutFuck off
was mid major fecal expulsion at high pressure when a scurrying cockroach triggered the emergency sphincter shutdown sequence instantly halting the whole operation
Having a maid is the worst unironically. Woman is always in my space slinking around
MAKE ME A WIIIINNEEEEEEEEERRR
>>221424602Unfortunately 4chan is infested with horrid little hobgoblins
>>221425071dont want to
penis rapist mode activated
hi guys :) x
>>221424222get to fuck
so much hatred in people's heart :( we must change
90% of mental health issues young people face would be solved by religion. it gives purpose, meaning and a correct way to behave. it also gives hope beyond the grave. a society that does not believe in the sacred dies.
>>221424366i do this all the time and i'm a hairy man
>>221425169get to fuck mate
>>221425169Money >>>There is no afterlife
>>221425169shame young people today are too educated to believe in that sky fairy nonsense
>>221424366only people with shitty teeth does it so i guess it's pretty common in the UK
well that's not-Diego done then
heard calling black people spear chucking rubber lipped wog bastards is 'racist' now
>>221425169correct and truepilled
>>221425164it's hard to love when nobody wants to love you xx
>>221425169trvke
*smirks rapistly at rorke*
>>221424879So you have a boring and gay job too?
>>221425169ah yes as soon as a suicidal young person hears a story about two of every animal going onto a big boat they will immediately develop a zest for life
yuh, one of the biggest club in the worldhttps://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c3e2njyd2w1o
>>221425240the love you take is equal to the love you make
uh its all part of my plan or something *left clicks on a newborn infants head and selects mental retardation and brain cancer* heh thatll teach him
Honestly if you're depressed just get on a plane to beefah. Can't be depressed sat watching the sunset at mambos
>>221425286activeeeee
>>221425286mental how this is actually good actionable advice for most /brit/ lads but they will ignore it
scran
right well i open xitter to see what's on the news and then BOOM, gigantic african arse on my screen, wasn't even in the mood for that, fucking elon, need to get my algorithm sorted
>>221425327jack scraniels
>>221425342*Brazilian arse
supposed to be warm next week. supposed to be
awaiting an important email
just sent an email that says 'poo'
>>221425397bank holiday goodness
>>221425327mercury-brained mong
>>221425134
>>221425378we're all mixed, the one i saw was a vantablack authentic arse from the motherland
nobody:rorke: say walahi bro
>>221425342>>221425378Interesting how Brazil is a multi-ethnic country but I don't think they have much fighting between ethnicities. Of course Brazil has issues with poverty and crime, but there are lots of countries with issues like that, including white countries in eastern Europe.
>>221425199if that’s the view you have of religion then it’s no wonder we’re in this mess. and we will be replaced by people who do believe life has meaning and that there is something transcendent than mundane material life. i’m not even saying it has to be one specific religion or trying to convert you. i’m saying that an atheist society dies.
>>221425433is that from porn
Is racism Aussie the same as the gay porn Aussie?
cute hapa woman on politics live
just gaslit myself into getting out of bed :/
>>221425492racismlad posted himself in a sailor outfit once but I don't think he is the current racist aussie or gay porn aussie I think they perhaps just all like gay porn and are racist
off to londinium later
>>221425464segregation by race is non-existent, impossible to be incredibly racist when you have all kinds of colors in just one family
>>221425540very clever using the ancient name for london, not many would pick up on that but we have a mutual respect for each other now
big fan of the the sex spaff corr postersvery nice to know another anon is getting a semi at some peng little ting
>>221425540more like donedinium it's overrun by heathens these days
remember when Charlie kirk got shot in the neck and died lol!
>>221425553>not many would pick up on thatreckon the yank is being serious here
love love LOVE washing my hands
>>221425583
>>221425583worth it for the tiktok banger AI song tbf
>>221425591the last white man in britain
L I N D V Mhvme...
went through my porn folders to try to clear up some space and ended up wanking LOL!
dude! politics!
Ive been a bottom for so long till I discovered how hot a hairy mans ass is. Now I love to top daddy types, but the thing is I only want hairy holes. I dont know why but it gets my dick so hard seeing a man with a natural ruff of hair on his ass. Its the sexist thing to me now and its addictive. A perfectly shaved ass can be ok, but a man with a furry rump gets me a raging hard on. My first bottom was this short hairy daddy. I sucked him for awhile, short fat dick but whem he showed me his ass. It was the hairiest ass ive ever seen. Fur everywhere and a super hairy hole, my dick got rock hard. I rimmed him good and Injust had to fuck him. It was amazing, I had no problems staying hard and could just plow away inside him. It was better then when I tried pussy for real. I cant believe how gay I am after hooking up with guys over the years because its helped me realize that I do like to top but its always masc hairy bottom. I dont go for the shaved twinks either, it used to be round big butt girls were my favorite but now ive realized I only want furry plump man ass. Ive become alot more verse once I let my attraction for men go further.
>>221425583:|
>>221425621I was born in London but moved out when I was a wee lad
charming
my reaction to that information
hilarious pic, mj looking like a kpop nigga
muzzie cuties
>>221424204Is that a giant tranny? Employed luddite woman?
>>221425673is that a butt plug?
>>221425651coolstorybro x
>>221425636LMFAO
right then someones bunning a zoot outside and now I want some too :(
>>221425691
>>221425691how many more months are you gonna be spamming the ugly little goblin?what do you get out of it? is spamming an ugly bint part of your fantasy because you think she unattractive enough for you?
>>221425673>one race
>>221425705
get the raccoon posted
sexo racoon girl detected
>>221425621racist as fuck need a vape shop, turkish barber, nail bar and a phone repair place there pronto
>>221425705She is quite cute
hope someone has checked in on the zesty niggas I fear for their safety in this political climate
https://soundcloud.com/bossman-dlow/chicken-talkin-bastard-feat
I hate poor people. Disgusting rats who use taxpayer money to have children they can't afford and then use their numbers to vote for parties that give them even more benefits that taxpayers have to pay forChild benefits absolutely should not exist. Hard workers work to pay for the children of poor dumb lazy parasites
>>221425691sexo racoon ripped tights erotic
>>221425636Those big shoes on those tiny legas are comical
bet alysa liu has an absolutely smelly arsehole though
>>221425768she does gives off smelly vibes
sexy racoon hour?
>>221425759depends. if they are british they should get child support. unfortunately 90% of child support goes to fatima and maryam
>>221425779real women not pedophilic cartoons for developmentally disabled twerps
>>221425759One of the most discussed topics on r/HENRYUK is child benefits. These are people earning £150k+ and are still dependent on those benefits.
>>221425038im not thoughwhy did you avoid answering the question
>>221425768imagine she had a hairy hole but dyed it racoon style as well
alysa and pink pantheress spammers in full force today
love fannies me but asian ones just look a bit... :/
>>221425803real women can't be raccoons
>>221425821>r/HENRYUKwould love to see every single person on there stripped naked and forced to starve on the streets while everyone else laughs at themmost obnoxious group of people on the planet
>>221425601Kek
>>221425874They look fine, maybe a bit dark but in a bad way. Hm
>>221425540Alri Asterix
>>221424840Black pipo finally invented a quieter way to do something and you're complaining
business idea: send horny incel spammers to reeducation camps
>>221425874dark meaty pussy with stubble >>>
>>221425433
>>221425433bih makes me so haaardd
I'm incel
>Moving to Japan soon>Can't download roms because that's very illegal over thereThis is the karma I get for being a smug PCfag for so many years
>>221425966how do you move to japan sensei
was in town and heard a man say to presumably his wife or gf "hello my cheeky little bacon roll"
.
>>221426002
he was seriously going for Strictly too facking hell
dead general
dancing bradleys
mad how every time I drink I swear it'll be the last time and it doesn't even feel fun any more yet I still do it day after day
The 1 million year old Yunxian Man
>>221426041funny how people were scared we would be suddenly banned from 4chan but in the end /brit/ has just withered away as people leave and don't come back
Just some of the 269 Afghans murdered by Pakistan strikes at a drug rehabilitation centre
>>221426075Rorke's ancestor
>>221426082whyve they done that then
>>221426082shame, afghans are way better looking than pakis, some of these lads would look decent well groomed like normal humans and not insane jihadists
>>221426050kek came here to make this exact post but also that i wake up every morning at 3am with an aching stomach and racing heart and im confused tossing and turning for an hour or 2 and swear to remember how painful it is to convince myself not to do it again but then by 7pm in the evening i open the bottle again without fail
>>221426108They accuse Afghanistan of sponsoring terrorists is Pakistan, particularly the Pakistan Taliban
why doesn't Connor Tomlinson just get his ears pinned back / fixed? it literally costs like $200. He is so hard to take so seriously with his elephant ears
Pakistan just launched an air strike at my house
is this a polite way of telling me i look chinky
destined for a life of uncdom
who
should i have a coffee @brit lmk
>>221426122we've been pulled into the trap
>>221426229No
>>221426229@grok nuke this man
Get ya money up, playas.
>>221426229coffee is the answer....but i don't remember the question!!
cheesy bread respect button ->
>>221426239do you drink all day or just at night? i get home from work and wait for 2 or 3 hours and then i just cant help it. i look forward to it all day. its probably been like 3 years since i tried a night without it but doing anything sober is just so boring
Dame Jess Phillips has stepped down and it has the big red headline on Big Black Cock news
>>221426283just at night, I am unemployed runt so everything is boring
I cannot wait to vote Reform in at the general election.Starmer will be gone by September. Whoever takes over unelected will do even more evil shit than he did.
reckon that german streamer who keeps getting harassed called dragonlord would be a chad if he wasn't obese
>>221424204
>>221426265can't be arsed with allat
>>221426122Lol funny how that works. Not always booze with me but drugs also. Always get close to stopping and then just don't. Mad how much I judge fat people and gambling addicts when I'm out here literally abusing substances every day
corsets do a lot of work for dua lipashe has quite the trans inclusive body type
Scottish students are complaining this years exams were too hard written in a completely different way to all past papers and that AI was used to write the questions
Just found out the australian huntsman spider can grow up to 30cm bigbit too big for me you can have that
Heard you want your country back, sorry you can't have that!Starmer is going to go full Pakistani mode now that he knows that cow towing to the white mob won't work
just realised i've been pronouncing it "gen zee" not "gen zed"rorke's thoughts on this?
>>221426384i wish i liked weed i could rotate between drinking and smoking every night and give the old liver a chance. weed just makes me paranoid thoughi have heard that you only get weed-induced panic attacks if you have the soul of a warlock. those who are pure of heart receive nothing but the giggles.
Was making dinner last night while wife was watching TV, I went in to ask something and Sydney sweeney was on TV being a giant, stomping around and squishing some little lad between her tits and then pushing them up against the tower block. Blew my fucking mind, just completely tarded out and stared at the screen. Feel like maybe I've been missing out by not watching it.
>>221426402everyone's complaining about OTHER people's use of AIjobseekers whining about recruiters using AI to scan cvsrecruiters whining about applications using AI to write csvengineers whining about managers using AI to write documentsmanagers whining about engineers using AI for everythingnobody can see the hypocrisy
Need to cut a card from my Food deck, any suggestions?https://moxfield.com/decks/wgiT840MQ0epnZqvL3MTsA
>>221426429I also can't really enjoy weed, not unless I've got some benzos in me otherwise I just think about how I do too many drugs. Certainly not a healthy way to be.
>>221426459I'm not clicking that shit habibi
>>221424220>>221424220recycle
just towed a cow
>>221424632Scr
>>221424204stron man
