>>221424220
Hot

looking at faces of int thread

want to post there but afraid of a 3 day ban for posting a picture of myself

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balk'd

Watching this Vanessa Blake characters take a fat one.

>>221424220
needs to sort her hair out

>>221426490
never once seen a british flag post a picture in those threds
probably because they would get spammed all over /brit/ for weeks afterwards

Swear every day I go on plebbit I have to hide yet another India sub from all.

I hate the shit but I need something to do on my work computer, can't spend ALL day shitposting on my phone

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The end of white people is here

Moni wants you to know that she posts anon now

might scream, let me know if thats ok with you and we can go ahead with it

>>221426549
i tried to hide subs once...
>celebrity gossip
>yank sports
>british politics (all left wing whinging btw)
>formula 1 celebrity gossip
>askuk, askreddit, and other ask cringe shit
>zoomer memes (dank memes, me irl)
>relationshit
>women subs
and i kept going and going and there was nothing but shit like the above

Hearing reports that Wes Streeting has breached the Dyle Line

>>221426563
yeah we know, it's because he gets nothing but grief and insults when he namefags cause nobody likes him

Morning team. Woke up with some cold symptoms today. Headache, congestion, cough. Not sure if it is a cold or something else. If it doesn't go by Thursday I'm calling in sick simple as

aussies screaming be like AAAAAAAWWWWWRRRRRR NAAWWWWWWRRRR

>>221426634
lmao just tried to scream exactly like that

leftypol making coffee his whole personality

a comfy afternoon of hopelessly pining for the toilfu on the cards

Andy Burnham has found an unguarded crossing near Dinant and his Panzers are now advancing across the Meuse

let me be real with you the way aussies say "naur" is fucking sex to my ear

>>221424220
yennefer of vengerberg core

>>221426606
giwtwm

peak song for getting drunk niggas hyped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZtGlbrFMyc

Desperately need the hantavirus to result in another global pandemic except this time it's real and billions of people die haha

deeply unfunny thread, grow up spastics

>>221426683
whats brown and rhymes with snoop

dr dre

>>221426661
*notices Bulge*

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what are they are actually restoring?

smashed the armbergs at gymtoil just now

very funny thread, keep it up kings

ambivalent towards this thread, don't really care if you keep it up or not lads

>>221426720
routine?

need a horny gilf to rape my dick off

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my girlfriend and I

>>221426704
deez

Put up a fake camera yesterday since every other cunt on my road has ring doorbells and I don't want to be the victim of a crime wave. Just an old IP cam I nicked from work I drilled into the soffit.

why are there so many british "professionals" moving to new england? I'm sick of seeing these fags

Can't believe Poley's back!!!!!

>>221426774
>Just an old IP cam I nicked from work I drilled into the soffit.
holy wogoli

>>221426741
upper/lower where i skip the lower 99% of the time
today did pullovers, reverse curls, preacher curls then neck and abs

>>221426771
deez?

lmao
https://lowtierfailure.com/debt/

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I like feebing the birbs in my garben

>>221426802
DEEZ NUTS

>>221426820
damn... got me..

looool why tf is rashford speaking like a retard in interviews I never noticed that

>>221426760
is this shakespeare?

>>221426792
>i skip the lower 99% of the time
bro... why?? cus girls can't see legs in the nightclub?

year 9 girls PE

>>221426839
why does he try to mask his thick mancunian accent lmao does he know he isn't from London?

this is liek a dying general, brit used to move units, like 350 a half an hour

procedurally generating a poo

>>221426760
An intriguing insight into the female mind.

>>221426815
dunno who that is

>>221426853
cba with leg training and i have long legs so when i squat i just get big glutes and nothing else

>>221426857
um

>>221426857
:/

>>221426857
:/

>>221426815
that nigga has the most dedicated haters on the planet

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If Andy Burnham was so good why didn't they make him Labour leader before?

>>221426877
it's some black streaming lolcow
dunno why that yank posted that here though. last place i think people would care about ltg

subtle nonce post wow epic !!

Fucking headache de lads and it's hurting all my upper teeth aching facio-cranial pain it not nice at all

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… early breakfast wearing my excellent glasses watching myself tell the cabinet I will "get on with governing" and I will not resign on sky news on my tv via sky stream in home …

>>221426857
No that's not right

both starmer and poolanski in hot water

ReformChads just cant stop winning

>netflix & amazon prime users to pay licence fee

lol

>>221426815
howling@the disclaimer

>>221426843
shakesabrina methinks

>>221426815
>A terrible, bigoted, misogynistic, deadbeat father. Read the Dale Dossier and Reddit.
Sounds based to me

>>221426922
need a MARK or makaveli version of this

>>221426930
SIR TAKE THE PISS

>>221426941
*pretends I'm not home*

>>221426961
Sir Tier Charger

>>221426930
and how are they going to justify that one exactly

>>221426941
um right well i can see her fanny

Catberges squabbling

>>221426985
boomers and the elderly will pay it

they live in fear of the detector vans

Sir Excellent Glasses

>>221426980
chortling

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>>221426877
>>221426898
>>221426934
>>221426943
you guys haven't seen anything. This google doc has kept track of Dale since 2013. Every action he's made, everything he's done, every moved and stream archived.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1cL9XqG-GRzRv7tOq4AAYcw2mlE8wNgM3NMRcObexaCU/mobilebasic#heading=h.vxa6asasn8lg

sir teddy swiper

I CANT SNEED

Generation Rorke

Need to get some scran in me team

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>>221427004

3 uni exams left this month and then ive graduated. reckon i might just kill myself after i confirm i got a 1st since things will only go downhill after that. wasnt made to toil you see

basketball players are like 7 feet tall but the nba still makes benches for regular people so the players look silly sitting down on a little bench

>>221427026
The gravel I bought from Aldi doesn't cover the area fully and so I'll need to buy another bag. Can you pass this feedback on?

>>221427004
no one gives a fuck take it to kfarms

>>221427034
go on to a masters degree, that's the standard play for workshy dossers

>>221427034
computer science at ucl lad?

>>221427034
Oh don't worry lad, after ten years or so of full time work you'll be sufficiently mindbroken to the point where you can tell yourself you like your job

>>221427034
What subject?

>>221427048
Will do mate

>>221426755
she looks so happy to see you mate thats lovely x

middle of may and it's still cold and overcast, sick of it

That's odd, I thought it would be big news. There seems to be an absence of a certain ornithological piece. A head line regarding the mass awareness of a certain avian variety.

>>221427048
Gravel is really more of a b&q purchase

>>221427034
You won't. You don't have the guts to do it.

>>221426886
squat more upright. you're doing a hamstring dominant squat. or do leg extensions.

sir ukrainian rent boy bummer

>>221427099
makes you think doesnt it

watching the film Pale Rider
there's a super cute little girl in it

Greggs is actually very grim. The staff areas were old and run down with peeling paint and cobwebs. The clocking in system was done on a computer running a copy of windows from the 90s.

At ALDI, the staff room is clean and modern. There's a staff fridge, a toaster an air fryer and communal tea and coffee should you want it. The clocking in system is handled via a scanner that scans your fingerprint.

>>221427052
hate studying, dont even like my course i only picked it because teachers told me it would be good for employability
>>221427053
>>221427063
economics, mostly econometrics/computational stuff for public policy
>>221427055
care less about the work itself and more about the inevitable breakdown ill endure from the job search. ill slash my throat if i ever have to do an assessment centre for an entry level job

mental how noncey everyone used to be until New Labour won in 1997

>>221427116
*props up chin in my palms and kicks legs in the air* watcha thinking bout

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say hi to Vinnie

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age is catching up to unc, he can't keep larping as 25 at 41

>>221427119
British vs German innovations

>>221427156
holy shit its the cat that has the same name as me. i never thought id see you again vinnie!

>>221427156
ahreet

had a bit of a lunchtime shave then

Sir Glasgow Subway Mong

>>221427121
Yeah seen younger people and recent graduated get fucked by this job market. I've got no advice, whole thing is a disaster. Hope you survive. Maybe 15 years now you can be like me, married, mortgage, gainfully employed, addicted to drugs.

>>221427119
Did Greggs give you free food?

I view Greggs as a low point in my life. After leaving education and giving up on myself. At ALDI, I'm pursuing a STEM degree. Hope is back. The embers are once again scorching torrents of flame.

>>221427121
Economics sounds very boring ngl

>>221427156
um hi

>>221427178
idiot

mad that you lads are seven hours ahead of me

how's the future looking

>>221427187
No, you get 50% off their own products like sandwiches, cakes and pasties and 30% off externally sourced products like Coca Cola and Walkers crisps.

>>221427190
Did you get free sausage rolls?

>>221427121
You will search for a job, you will create a lunkedin account, you will humiliate yourself for the approval of HR ghouls and you will like it

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>>221427205
not good

>>221427205
its looking grim… for you! *whips cock out*

>>221427205
israel nuked you lot 20 minutes ago. stop them before its too late for you

>>221427121
Fuck all clue what you're doing here, this is a retirement general for millennials

>>221427205
Our government is having a melty [again]

ALDI would probably be excellent if they gave me shorter shifts. Anything longer than 8 hours is shit

>>221427215
No I didn't, see >>221427211

>>221427244
Just remembered, you only get £25 worth of reductions a month at Greggs via their discount. When your overall discount value exceeds £25 you have to pay full price

the world cries out for biology BSc holders

with breasts up top and a willy down below

>>221427211
Fucking hell I would get so fat working there. Did you work with any big fat fuckers?

>>221426606
Corrrrrr, is that the spy boy meets girl anime?

hi

>>221427269
Biology is a good, respectable degree

>>221427273
Not really, like I said the maximum amount you can get discounted is £25 after that you have to pay full price and it resets every month

I met her in a Greggs down in old Shrewsbury
Where you eat steak bakes and the coffee tastes like dishwater
D-I-S-H-water
She walked up to me and she asked 'Eating in?'
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said 'Tilde'
T-I-L-D Tilde
Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walks like a woman but talks like a man
Oh my Tilde

saw a groundhog in my yard, better not be eating my tomato garden or i'll punt the cunt into next year

>>221427290
What’s your dream job after you graduate?

>>221426774
>and I don't want to be the victim of a crime wave

First make sure your pasty ass don't fall victim to a heat wave, you know what I'm saying, pft hm *raises hand to the rest of the thread*

>>221427301
Working with animals or the environment

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>>221426815
>>221427004
KYS NOW

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got a lamb curry pizza the other day, was lush

>>221427311
you're 30. your dreams are finished

I'm also doing extra credits in Russian team

thanks for stopping by

Take all your overgrown infants away somewhere
And build them a home, a little place of their own
The /brit/ int memorial
home for incurable
tyrants and kings

>>221427121
civil service / public sector

>>221427321
be lying if I said I wouldn't eat it

I am also a registered mental health first aider :)

>>221427317
dale is 41, you are defending a man who's a failure

>>221427321
the 'ki 'za

>>221427345
Not the only register you’re on

old.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/1tazgb7/safeguarding_minister_jess_phillips_has_resigned/

The cope in hear is delicious, they're coping harder than Berniebros

>>221427306
*boooooooo* get off the stage you hack

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/brit/ battalion storming Bandar Abbas, Iran

just tossed rorke into the fires of mount doom

they had a dying girl on the news the other night
got a terminal diagnosis at 22
the female interviewer said that's tragic because at 22 you should be graduating uni, travelling the world and falling in love
that's what you did at 22 right?

>>221427345
registered paedophile too you are, I have a news article to prove it

>>221427156
Hey Vinnie what do you say?

I'm 36 and in the best place physically, emotionally and financially that I have been ever

>>221427354
she voted against a rape gang inquiry and basically called all the victims liars. vile human

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>>221427379
hell yeah work it unc

>>221427205
Somebody made a joke about you, you got mad and the whole thread ganged up on you.

>>221427369
Yeah, that's exactly what I did. No alcoholism, breakdowns, or pissing in bottles

Piehead meltdown because his only "qualification" is a certificate for getting 100% attendance in year 8 because his mum would force him to go even if he was sick LOL

>>221427369
Yeah. Well, couldn't go on my gap yah until 26 because I had to save some money but I did be fucking and was living with a bunch of mates drinking and doing drugs.

>make me young! make me young! make me young!

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And now to Sean Batty for the day's weather...

>>221427397
We like you even less than Yanks, Greekmong

>>221427404
who is piehead and how do you know so much about him

BANG! leftypol blow to the jaw

imagine going through a mental health crisis and fucking sacked troon shows up to help

>>221427418
Piehead is the one who keeps posting Tim here

>>221427408
Batty ting

>>221427431
He is indeed gay in real life as well.

Caught a glimpse of the top of my head on the security cameras at the self serve and apparently I've had a visible bald spot for fuck knows how long that none has deigned to tell me about

>>221427428
We are the Brit team Brit team Brit team

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>>221427369
haha...
yeah

>>221427428
genuinely and truly no one in the history of employment has ever contacted their workplace's "mental health first aider" during a mental health crisis and they never will

for this reason it's a great little CV padder

Sacked Tranny flexing his degree in Animal Studies from the Open University that he’s been studying for 8 years (still less than halfway through)

>>221427414
I think you are under the misconception that you speak for all the thread and that you are not universally hated. You are wrong on both accounts.

>>221427481
You’re one of the biggest lolcows on here mate, sorry if this is news to you and you thought we all loved you haha

>>221427488
Would NOT have happened if he was white (because he was put there as a decoy scapegoat probably)

tilde, horse therapist, at your service! *does a curtsy and my cock and balls flop out*

might roll up a zoot

>>221427508
Poor Rorke, you have to build this delusion to keep yourself going. I don't mind playing along.

>>221427531
Did I touch a nerve?

>>221424220
Taigs wouldnt drink this

ah yes the prestigious university of shrewsbury

>>221427531
This conversation is over, your concession has been accepted

Goodbye

Little Asian fella winging his way to me right now with a Bacon Big Tasty meal and 20 chicken McNuggets x

they ran him out of town like a common pygmy

>>221427574
*jiggles your belly*

>>221427558
He’s doing it at the Open University, where there are literally no entrance requirements whatsoever (he failed his GCSEs and did not do his A Levels)

>>221427558
I've always got the league tables open when I'm checking CVs

you do have to feel a bit for alphoomers who are facing the prospect of starting university though

imagine staring down the barrel of a 3 year degree when you know you'll be up against whatever AI can do in 3+ years time. Sat there memorising your textbooks and all that, feeling like a clown

set about trying to work out how I'm supposed to claim my deductions this year so I'd have it figured out once and for all without all the fuck around so they don't try to rob me of $1000 like last year. Waited half an hour on hold to the ATO, got a guy who told me he'd transfer me to another department, spent another 30 minutes on hold for that then hung up by mistake trying to dismiss another incoming call. Smashed a glass against a table while still holding it, cut my hand up and saw shooting stars at the edges of my vision, beat the fuck out of my desk chair with a dumbbell bar
first aid me that mental elf

>>221427514
Dats rite!

>>221427119
does any of that stuff actually matter during your 4 hour shift

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>>221427425
*shags* rorke's oneitis

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>>221427609

all those in favour?

>>221427597
I’m at uni right now and it’s just made the whole process easier lol, I literally get Claude to write all of my essays and projects

>>221427609
This is a ching chong chinaman though

>>221427597
now is the best time in history to be going to university
you get AI to do the assignment for you, then your lecturer uses AI to mark it, you collect your diploma after three years of that and get a job you can have Claude do for you

>>221427621
Eye

currently dilly dallying. considering a shilly shally.

>>221427609
day drinking is wild

>>221427621
*doesnt raise my hand*

>>221427548
Uhh, yes!

they got rid of the boring homework and made university 100% social life and activism

it peng

sometimes I feel so happy sometimes I feel so sad

lollygagging at the moment

>>221427354
They're right thoughbeit
Starmer isn't going anywhere and Phillips is a loudmouth sket
HAIL Starmer

>>221427621
*crosses arms and leans back in a non-participant manner*

>>221427488
shocked

>>221427657
mightve done a protest if it was conveniently in an area I was going to be in anyway and I had any convictions at all

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>The cope in hear

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>>221427694
Its always the ones you least suspect

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right. that's the even reading sorted

Anybody here do law at uni

>>221427720
Old school /brit/ guy: Mousey knows a thing or two about Florida law... *stifles laughter*

>>221427720
yeah mousey, at the university of life

he lost his one case (advising sacked troon)

graduated university as a stemcel many years ago and worry my degree is worthless since it's been almost five years since so I don't even bother to apply

they want sir poo barmer out but have no plan for a replacement. very strange

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>>221427713

business idea: utopia

I got into a much better uni than I should have because my predicted grades were too high and I wasn’t revising at all but they cancelled all the a level exams because of the coof in 2021 and I somehow lucked into getting into a top 10 russell group uni

I take a gap year, start in 2022 and struggle all the way through my first year. But then AI comes along and I have literally cheated my way through the last two years incredibly easily and I’m probably going to get a first even though I sit in my flat all day playing vidya and going out and getting pissed and shagging at night. It lush

>>221427759
>westernised names not edited to Brad and Lee

unfortunate

>>221427772
i aint doing that tedious shit nigga

>>221427759
brad lee

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>>221427317
>>221426815
>>221427004
>>221427158
DSP won

I mean if you get AI to do everything what's the point
have you actually learnt anything

>>221427771
Just a blatant fabrication

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.

>>221427771
FOLC

>>221427797
AI is going to do everything anyway so what does it matter? I have picked up enough knowledge myself, AI just helps me put it down on paper properly in the right way

>>221427797
there's an argument to be made that no one was learning anything prior to rampant AI cheating

>>221427770
Feel like it wouldn't be an especially efficient material

>>221427807
There's about 5+ generations of council estate dwellers behind that phenotype.

>>221427771
same experience here, ive done fuck all work in uni these last two years and im almost certainly going to get a first
zoomers cant stop winning

>>221427803
nope. there's an entire generation of chancers making their way through the pipeline. slowly but surely. they'll be working alongside you soon.

they know nothing, they want everything..

and they're going to get it.

im just an innocent young 33 year old boy suddenly being told i have to find a way to make a trillion pounds or starve

>>221427771
Dont believe you but that would be based

everything in my life is great and I'm well above average at everything and other metrics except for the fact that im unemployed, makes it all pointless

posted a picture of my willard on /b/ once
nobody responded, even to insult it
genuinely did more for my confidence to know I'm unremarkable than anything a woman has ever said or done for me

>>221427807
Good, Phillips should never have been anywhere near an institution as prestigious as parliament
Rancid woman and common as muck

>leaves university with no work experience
>w-where are all the jobs?

>>221427846
I make about 950 pounds a month working part time 16 hours a week, pay no tax, pay my bills then just chill out. There's no money left over to save and I'll never retire but who cares. I'd rather live like this than work a 40 hour week.

Waging 40+ hours full time makes sense if you're a norm with a girlfriend / family but if you're on the path of lifelong celibacy then it makes sense to do as little as possible and relax.

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someone in this general is called vinnie

*waves AI generated degree in the air*

>I'm employable!

>>221427807
This looks like Boxer looking submissively to Napoleon as the latter prepares to betray him

>>221427898
hear he has a huge willy
x

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because of the metric system?

Just be born wealthy and get your dad or uncle to get you a nice job lol

>>221427894
Happiness is more important but you are living hand to mouth

they've suspended Sir Pothole Melter

not interested in AI until it can wank me off

>>221427935
What was the actual quote and context?

Sir Wogfiller Meltdown

>>221427969
Th missus' cooking

>>221427953
he was quoting rorke at a stand up to hate meeting so he could condemn him, but the internet wokesters took the clip out of context and pilloried him

gives me chills thinking about the tards getting a good degree now that I'm in competition with when I missed out by a few years just before AI came along

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sir keir starmer

Sir Air Friar

very glad to have graduated in 2007 in computer science and now as a senior developer i have job security over zoomers which has never happened in the history of software

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HAIL Starmer
HAIL Britain
HAIL victory

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>>221428012

>>221428023
she's got cum on her skirt

if i tell kweens that im voting for kemi will they like me for supporting a black woman or hate me for supporting the racist tories?

Kind of annoyed at how easy ai makes everything. I had some issues with getting the right torrent client version to work with my Linux version and my private torrent tracker. Have bodged it in the past using google but it broke after some updates, I was considering reimaging my TV slave but I asked chatgpt and it literally just gave me the exact commands to get everything working. Haven't done that before since I'm a millennial luddite but that might be it for me, going to stop actually working at stuff and just the let the wave of the future roll over me

>>221428012
unironically, how is you back doing?

>>221428046
same

in the gym

>it's another old people vs young people /brit/ day
sigh

terrible day at the basketball court today. the shots just weren't going in

Vietnamese Saw Dub
https://voca.ro/1nhWW4IC0lPu

Sir Nige Tarmac

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>>221428077
easily distracted eh lad?

>>221428070
shut up, zoomer

>>221428070
All part of the plan x divide and rule

>>221428094
sorry but her technique is terrible

>>221428105
BAME

>>221428105
Sir Nitpicking Nancy