Rorke on a a made on edition
In the beginning God created Rorke
Aethiop sub-edish
love my mum but i can't live with her any longer. i need to move out asap
spaino's dream is to be in a jordan mccann video
The Lord Jesus Christ
who is it then
>>221431987looks chopped and clappedzero auraL christianity
>>221431968>t. Honourable Member for Grantham and Bourne
i call upon all honourable /brit/posters to exterminate rorke in the event that they cross paths with him. evaporate him
>>221432006cause he’s in the desert fasting
>>221432005no reggies
>>221431994jamie oliver 100%t. have connections
cotton pickers
>>221431987The Biomass Defender
>>221432013starvemaxxing should make you look chad and chiseled
I call upon nobody to do anything. It's wrong to call upon another and burden them with your duty. Bare that duty yourself and PROUDLY.
>>221432013bro should be bulking not cuttinghe's DYELcel mode
rorke can't have sex
>>221432013hes sitting, matehow is that fast
>Brits who just stream Netflix and Amazon Prime may still need to buy TV licencehttps://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/netflix-bbc-licence-fee-tv-37142727?int_source=amp_continue_reading&int_medium=amp&int_campaign=continue_reading_button#amp-readmore-target
what's the point of working so much just to get barely paid enough to cover your commutes and your food when you could just slum it up on the dole and have all the free time in the world to actually enjoy the little money you're allowed?
LOCK. IT. DOWN.
All I want to do is go to the range
>>221432012Ayatollah Khomeini putting a Fatwa on Rorke
>>221432070Pride. Normies consider toil virtue in itself
>>221432095Mum's on a weekend be like
Ah yes, the well-known reliable source of medical information of *checks notes* an Internet gambling website.
LADS need your opinions Brother wants a couple of coffee cups for his birthday so naturally I'm looking for quality British made optionsWhat do you reckon is better the minimalist style or the one with a bit of character?If YOU were receiving them which would you prefer
>>221432126right :>
>>221432126Right. It's mandatory that every British household have an array of chintzy random mugs.
>>221432070i wfh 37.5 hours a week for £50k/year. probably do 5 hours a day of actual work
>>221432126sheep one obviously
>>221431693>>221431874These people need locking up. Simple as that. Preferably, in a max security prison guarded by ugly freaks like myself.
>>221432126>coffee cups>not tea cupsbroken britain
i work in SOC
squimbly wimbling
crazy to think how fast pc hardware evolved into the 90s and 00s to the point where your gpu could be made obsolete a year later and now it's like "eh, this 3060" is still fine.
>>221432070Having been NEET the accompanying social-death is absolutely not worth it. Far better to work even part time than have every person look at you like cretinous vermin when you tell them you're long-term unemployed.
>>221432151So you sit chained to a desk for 3 hours a day for no other reason than because bossberg says so? You call that a life?
>>221432181technological is advancement exponential innit
my name is pink and I'd really like to meet ya
>>221432181video games will get more realistic
>>221432033>>221432039>>221432058bet you thought these posts were really funny(they were)
replied to (You) bait from the previous thread award
>>221431987he's been living rent free in billions of minds for 2000 years now. quite something.
chipping balls (golf balls)
wonder who the tv chef is
dunc
>>221432139>>221432161Noted, looks like the sheep are the clear favourite>>221432165He's already got a gromit mug for tea>>221432147Nothing chintzy about Staffordshire pottery mate
>>221432218
>>221430069I asked this question yesterday and got no answer. What the hell are you people? Are you just a mix of everything like Brazilians? Some see you as a real race
>>221432151Are you literally me? Only difference is I'm contracted for 35 hours and do 5 hours of work a week
>>221432240Roadmen
don't tek di vaccine
What happened to thr flags
you're going to have to pay a tv licence just to post on /brit/ lmao
>>221432200and more optimized
>>221432240They're jews m8
>>221432297those are so yummy
>>221432181don't get excited by new games anymore i just think "fantastic, something else my computer won't run"
>>221432297wash your hands matechocolate al over em
starship troopers but they fight roadmenand they start suspecting there's a roadman with a brain...
>>221432297
>>221432293Dumb answer
>>221432297What's that then?
>>221432331
>>221432349Only because you're ignorant
>>221432327lmao
>>221432372Jewish is a religion. You're ignorant
Black pussy CHANGED Rorke……
>>221432345>ate half of itits over
>>221432390Half truth you ignoramus
funny they call it beta israel
help me get xanax
take me back to the summer of 1997
didn't need to see that
BREAKING NEWS: Starmer is declaring Hantavirus a "national emergency" and institution martial law "to prevent another Covid oandem and prevent the risk of national disorder sweeping the nation".
>>221432396quite the romp
>>221432360https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@52.9222936,-1.4741822,3a,75y,339.25h,82.61t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sFIbekzjZET7V8BNu_wqV_w!2e0!6shttps:%2F%2Fstreetviewpixels-pa.googleapis.com%2Fv1%2Fthumbnail%3Fcb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile%26w%3D900%26h%3D600%26pitch%3D7.386560349814616%26panoid%3DFIbekzjZET7V8BNu_wqV_w%26yaw%3D339.24896924715785!7i16384!8i8192?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI2MDUwNi4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D
>>221432390Boring bait
>>221432396vile
wonder how many old c++ codebases are just fucking FULL of buffer overflows waiting to happen
>>221432427c o m f y
>>221432412is that the one that evolves from natu
starmer and the oandem rollin' up on yo bitch
>>221432404You answered my question in a way that you knew wouldn't tell me what I wanted to know even slightly. I don't know what's wrong with you. Go away
>>221432444gay
>>221432460Spastic
>>221432438oh my lord what is that link
>>221432430Would love to noisily lick and slurp like a dog from her clit all the way to the top of her arse crack CORRRRR
bruh
>>221432476You seem really intelligent
I'm on my last warning nigga
>>221432477google?
>>221432469she has quite the large fannois
I can't post
washed the air friarwill only look like i've been roasting poo in it again next time i get steaming at the weekend and cook drunk wont it
>>221432497In comparison to you sure
>>221432491craziest most radical protestant sects in europe end up in america. 200 years later, europeans are still surprised by stunts like this.
why do lasses match on bumble if they're not going to start the convodo they not realise I literally can't
>>221432535micro done him
>>221432557They're fully aware. It's a game
>>221432557keeping you on the bench aren't they?yes, keeping you tucked away.a safe pair of hands aren't you?yes, you're always there, for a rainy day.
>>221432572holy fuckHOW ABOUTPAYING YOUR EMPLOYEES PROPERLYYOU STUPID FAGGOTS
>>221432572we're no different these daysevery restaurant i go to has a 10-15% "service fee"let them all go bankrupt shant be eating out any more
Bit of advice for when you're dating, if she has gay friends leave her. Trust me. If they haven't already, they will make her insufferable. Gay men love ruining straight relationships.
>>221432557chatting up the fit lads before stooping to you if it comes to that
>>221432572an AI photo that is sure to cause rorke dismay
>>221432604that's communism
>>221432572Not my problem.*leaves no tip*
saw this on the catalog last nighthttps://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/int/image/1778/55/1778559608153.jpg
>>221432611You are a "Black swan" event for the service fee economy
never opened a yank link
>>221432604Go back to the good old days when tips were your actual wage
>>221432616umm, don't think I'll ever be needing this advice haha
>>221432643i am such a retarded ape i had to resist the urge to tongue my screen
me? i never tip. always ask to remove the discretionary charge.
>>221432611Yeah takes the piss don't remember the last time I wasn't charged service at a restaurant
>>221432616exblatt had a gay matewould be out as a group of 5-6 having normal conversation and he would be making jokes about all the casual random sex he had or otherwise mincing didn't dislike benders that much until i met him
Don't listen to this cunt >>221432618Trust me it's not this, anon just wants to get you down, if she matches with you she finds you really attractive. Women online down stoop or settle, they think they deserve the best regardless whether they are or aren't themselves and would rather go without like a queen>>221432557
>>221432529alri pater
I'm a girl !!
got matched with a fit paki on bumble but she never texted me
if i want to get on the dating scene is bumble goodtried hinge but nobody on it took my fancymight even try tinder but think thats still just the hookup app
gta6 will be slop for goyim change my mind
>>221432751daring today, aren't we?
I've been working in my first office job for 8 months now and I'm starting to really hate it. I'm so bored all day and I hate working with women
>>221432751Doesn't matterIt will rake in billions
>>221432749don't know I had it once and a girl messaged me but I was too anxious to reply and she must have removed me then I just deleted the app and settled back into my comfort zone
>>221432688You don't tip?
>>221432751Same as all games
>>221432769any of them fit?
rubbing my green boner
>>221432803not reallysome of them are cute but they all work in HR, they keep to themselves
>>221432749>if i want to get on the dating scene is bumble goodjust an app for women to build their egos; i know that's true of all dating apps but with the "women message first" rule is gone it's just another app, with more "compliments.">tried hinge but nobody on it took my fancyit's kinda difficult because women looking for a ltr have even higher standards.
>>221432769I would have worked my way up to the top by now
>>221432807whys it green
rubbing my purple boner
>umm can you p-please remove the service charge umm from the ch-cheque>yeah i umm i don't want to pay that i will just pay for my food>thanks umm yeah i'll pay now>no i don't want to add a tip thanks sorry
>>221432842yeah by being gay and selling your ass for promotions like a gay faggot lmfao
>>221432838corrNEEDto grapple 'em breasticles
rubbing my orange penis
Rate my recommends and any suggestions?Want this bint to like me
>>221432848it's jealous but also turned on by bbc
went outside for five minutes and nearly got run over
rubying my granger
>>221432838damn well are there any other? i know there are smaller apps like badoo but i wonder how small, i dont even live rural but im in an awkward position where most of my matches will (probably) be in london but im just far enough from it that going there is a trek and i dont loik crowds
>>221432885that eddie murphy song is fucking garbage
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVkpc0MjY2ybros voice is angelic
the yanks who post in this thread are incellious chuds>>221432902why would you listen to that mong? just try those apps and see for yourself lad
>>221432885omdz unc
>>221432886would love to introduce her to my helicopter if you know what i mean
why didn't you guys tell me about this new british banger https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRAJowgHqxA
so many uk food reviewers on youtube look like they are on the register
>>221432885uncbops
>>221432854foid called me out for not leaving a tip on a first date once as I went to pay so I put my card away and told her she could pay and just got up and left
>>221432923yeah what causes this why is EVERY yank a freak
>>221432572saddest part is that they couldn't have even bothered to print out a fake poster, they had to AI slop itsecond saddest part is how you fell for it however x
>>221432916i had low expecytations btu somehow you still didn't even meet them lmao
>>221432945I'll take things that never happened for $500, Alex
>>221432961scary
>>221432969fuck up incel
>>221432971FOY
Women are lovely and I enjoy going on dates with them even if it's just to talk.
>>221432885>Wang ChungBasado
>>221432885Crackin picks tbqh lad. Big fan of Young Turks (not those ones haha). Did she like them?
>>221432885San Andreascel kek
so all these ministers are just saying they're not running the country anymore because they don't like starmer yeah. if you resign a ministership for a bullshit reason like that you should have to resign your parliamentary seat
>>221433015i aggre ebut dont like that they all hate me romantically
Sir Green Trannard
>yeah katy tek it tek it tekit mm mastercard yeahh
what scares me with dating apps is thinking someone could screenshot or repost my photosnothing remarkable about me at all but just dont like posting any photos of myself unless i watermark them
>>221433015big gay anon
new spargo video is out
>>221433024kek it actually is pure San Andreas picks
>>221433028mad how you can look at the entire government of your country and not find a single noble individual or anyone that inspires hope
>>221433015the idea of taking a stranger on a date makes me ill
>>221433052tried to watch south park the other day but my distaste towards a certain tribe has left me unable to stand kyle anymore
>Cool and Gang
>>221433075why? noirvous? stop treating it like a job interview and just have fun
>>221433015I like women purely as an expression of my narcissism where them laughing at my jokes and touching me makes me feel good because it means I'm class.
>>221433015ktim but i normally mess it up by getting too attached
>>221433046girls only do that when your fit
>>221433039it's just sad let how unfeminine they are him get his tranny surgery on the nhs
>>221433107bartley
>>221432749Found the gf on hinge
>>221433085actually wild how ever single straight woman ever is good at rubbing/massging men's backs
>>221433102what if he's fator embarrasses himself
>>221433109bbc pidgin ahh post
When I was 20 I had no fear and would approach girls, even sit next to them in pubs, introduce myself, get numbers.Since I started balding and becoming a fat middle aged fuck I have lost that ability and now I'm scared to even talk to the cashier.Do it while you're still young lads, it doesn't get easier.
>>221433085incel freako style
Leftypol's heroes:>Karl Marx>Friedrich Engels>Pyotr Kropotkin >Rosa Luxemburg >Vladimir Lenin >Leon Trotsky >Sylvia Pankhurst>Emma Goldman>Antonio Gramsci>Amadeo Bordiga>Anton Pannekoek>Mao Zedong >Murray Bookchin>Jean-Paul Sartre>Michel Foucault >Jacques Lacan>Guy Debord>Gilles Deleuze>Slavoj Zizek>Yanis Varoufakis >Mark Fisher>Judith ButlerRorke's heroes:>Adolf Hitler>Benito Mussolini >Oswald Mosley>Julius Evola>Ayn Rand>Nigel Farage >Elon Musk >Peter Thiel>Jordan Peterson >Ben Shaprio>Nick Fuentes>Donald Trump >Twitter accounts with Roman statue heads as their profile picture
Entered my early midlife crisis running phase
>>221433147
>>221433147too late for me haha
>>221433145fuck me I keep doing that I think I have brain damage
so we are going from an atheist in charge of the country to a homosexual in charge of the country the march to progress continues
>>221433140not fat i would even say i am decently good looking but not too good looking about a 6/10just hate posting photos of myself and being paranoid about someone taking them for whatever reason
>>221433039George McFly lookin ahh
>>221433039shooting globs of hot spunk down her throat while she fingers my arse
>>221433164grow up
cracking weed gromit
Wes Streeting hates trannies despite being a poofterWhat's that about
>>221433206Sort your life out
got the bangers on
>>221433217gays hate ugly things and trannies are the ugliest of them all
>>221433217Not uncommon
>>221433217a man without a cock, what good is that to a bender
>>221433217gays are based trannies are cringe
>>221433208?
>>221433164>>Karl Marx>>Friedrich Engels>>Pyotr Kropotkin>>Rosa Luxemburg>>Vladimir Lenin>>Leon Trotsky>>Sylvia Pankhurst>>Emma Goldman>>Antonio Gramsci>>Amadeo Bordiga>>Anton Pannekoek>>Mao Zedong>>Murray Bookchin>>Jean-Paul Sartre>>Michel Foucault>>Jacques Lacan>>Guy Debord>>Gilles Deleuze>>Slavoj Zizek>>Yanis Varoufakis>>Mark Fisher>>Judith ButlerThere isn't a single person on the planet who likes all of these thinkers at the same time and you'd know that if you were truly leftypol and not a rorke trying to bait rorke.
>>221433230GOOD lad x
meetingtoil tomorrow I'll have to iron a shirt for once fuming
>>221433217most lesbians hate trannies because they take over lesbian spaces but they keep their mouths shut because theyre scared of themgay men just outright say they hate them and wont have sex with a trans man
>>221433217You rally need to get it through your heard that fetishising troons is a heterosexual thing. It might not make sense, but it's true.
>>221433217worst gays are the feminist ones.
Can someone please tell me exactly why Starmer is hated so much?It can't be immigration because he is the only PM in 20 years to reduce itIt can't be the cost of living because it isn't his fault that an orange pedo decided to bomb the middle east It can't even be the online safety act because the majority of this country has an attitude of "if I've done nothing wrong I've nothing to hide" and don't care about their privacy like 4chan or Reddit. Please, I genuinely don't understand.
leftypol worshipping mao because he killed millions of chineseleftypol hates the chinese
>>221433276
>>221433291gave billions to israel
>>221433268This simply isn't true
>>221433217trannies are just mentally ill freaks
>>221433301very true if youve ever met them
NEW: Keir Starmer has fled London and declared the formation of a "Great British Social Republic" following a rebellion by the Labour frontbench
>>221433296Gays don't wank to troons
>>221433265Had meetingtoil today, excuse for zero productivity and a free lunch.
>>221433291no charisma simple as. only recent popular pm was bojo and he was unquestionably shite, but you know what he was; a bloody good laugh
>>221432749Bumble has always been the best in my experienceHinge has never worked for me, I don't get why it gets so hyped up
>>221433308Please, just die. Schizo retard.
>>221433294difference here is the FEELING of lonliness vs actually BEING lonely. women can and do feel lonely; but never truly are. men can experience both
lesbians like trannies more than gays do it's straight women that hate troons
Met my gf at art club last year.Would not catch me DEAD on dumble or inceldr.
really need to quit porn
>>221433129lesbians are good at it too from my limited experience with touchy lesbians
reckon lesbians like trannies because they get to have a girlfriend but also get fucked... with a penis... must feel better than a plastic dildo?
>>221433308thought this was a picture of a mr kipling cake
>>221433339wtf is an art club
... scored an early resignation wearing my excellent glasses watching live sky news on my tv via sky stream in no 10…
I'm stuff
>>221433358never had a lesbian that was willing to touch me
Most transphobic person I know was the only gay man at my previous toil
Just ate some avocado toast.Enjoyed it a lot.Reckon I might make some more.I'll keep you updated. X
>>221433230love gimme gimme gimme
>>221433373screamer
>>221433360trans women are basically boyfriends because they dont know how to act like womennot a coincidence that every one of them likes coding and dark souls video essays
trannies are literally insane it's complete and total mental madness even the gays can see it
went for a poo just now but had a really violent fart instead
got my bum out
whats that song that goes likedo do dodo do dodo do dodo do do
call me old fashioned but I like girls without a cock
Absolutely mental that saying "men who say they're women are not actually women" gets the same reaction as saying "kill all women, gays and blacks".
>>221433421baby shark
>>221433373it's all about the he said she said bullshit
>>221433430it not that
>>221433426only thing mental is how much you love cock
im incel as fuck bitch
>>221433422retro women they call them
>>22143288511/10
>>221433421foo fighters - all my life
nobody:rorke:
posh woman on my puter keeping me company
>>221433461SCREMA THIS IS MEIM SO INCELLIUS ITS UNREALLL
>>221433300>>221433324Is this serious?
Mumbergs 40th on Saturday
>>221433490seen her ass (arse)
trannies attach themselves to enbys now hoping to get them to turn some real vampiric shityou'll often see trans AND non-binary when trans stuff is mentioned these days
was in thailand once and saw a bunch of ladyboys and they just made my skin crawl
>>221433465analog gals
>>221433461multiple independent peer-reviewed studies have confirmed that this is in fact rorke
>>221433392>not a coincidence that every one of them likes coding and dark souls video essaystrue
not sure why i still call myself incel and virgin when i have in fact had sex
facedna results:>finn 72%>russian 50%>swede 25%is this a polite way of saying i look like a chink
>>221433505what size bbc dildo did you get her?
>>221433421vocaroo it sweetums x
>>221433291>Can someone please tell me exactly why Starmer is hated so much?I don't know what the man stands for or believes in. I have no idea who he is. I don't like him. I don't trust him. I've only see his government do evil things. I'm sure he'll be replaced by someone even more evil but will be more upfront about their evil doings.
>>221433542dirty fakecel*spits in your direction*
>>221433553>I've only see his government do evil thingsLike what?
the trimbarber did a splendid job
>>221433552too scaredx
>>221433291Fuck him he banned Ye he can GO FUCK HIMSELF
>>221433542are you born an incel or can you become an incel?
>>221433513yeah same quite nice isn't it
our eurovision entry is dogshithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XR2RvfZ-68
>>221433582it ok bb x
>>221433581maybe a bit too short on the sides
we are the winnersof eurovision
>>221433582nooo it’ll be cutee xx
>>221433616same as it ever was
Sir Keir Starmer is unfathomably based. Not only is he ignoring the noise and screeches from his own party, the media, and the public telling him to resign, but he also managed to get several ministers to resign instead. Keir is an immovable rock, he will never leave. We kneel, King Keir.
>>221433622>>221433647um um UM x
learning to play the guitar
>>221433582sing it into googles music identifier on the google app. it got me a song that had been stuck in my head for 20 years that i knew zero words to and ended up being an incredibly obscure song with like 200 views on youtube.
i don't understand how eurovision works who gets to pick the groups why don't we just send our best bands like the rolling stones
>>221433578He won't answer because he can't>>221433656This
Why are all the arts full of gays and trannies
>>221433656he's done great things but, sorry, i just can't support an antisemite
mad how 99% of spanish or portuguese speakers are you brown
>>221433616not that bad
some very organic starmer posting going on
im in love with stuntpegg
>>221433712>antisemiteyou're retarded
>>221433708because the right has spent decades telling young blokes that the arts is full of gays and trannies and to get a real degree and a real job.so now we have a media landcape dictated by gays and trannies and its all to blame on right wingers
>>221433750>>221433750>>221433750
only watching eurovision so i can see what shenanigans happen with israel this time
>>221433738yeah same
>>221432838mental how the simple AOC pic was deleted
