City: Vienna, AustriaArena: Wiener StadthalleBroadcaster: Österreichischer Rundfunk (ORF)Hosts: Victoria Swarovski and Michael Ostrowski.>Where can I watch it?YouTube (use a VPN if Geoblocked): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy510SZZDw4Swedish broadcast: https://www.svtplay.se/eurovision-song-contestIcelandic broadcast: https://www.ruv.is/sjonvarp/beint/ruvFinnish broadcast: https://areena.yle.fi/tv/ohjelmat/57-mW7OY44xJGerman broadcast: https://www.eurovision.de/>Who is participating?15 countries will participate in Semi-final 1 (determined by draw). The best 10 countries from Semi-final 1 will qualify for the Grand Final.1. Mסldova: Satoshi - Viva, Mסldova!2. Sweden: FELICIA - My System3. Croatia: LELEK - Andromeda4. Greece: Akylas - Ferto5. Portugal: Bandidos do Cante - Rosa6. Georgia: Bzikebi - On Replay7. Finland: Linda Lampenius & Pete Parkkonen - Liekinheitin8. Montenegro: Tamara Živković - Nova Zora9. Estonia: Vanilla Ninja - Too Epic To Be True10. Israel: Noam Bettan - Michelle11. Belgium: ESSYLA - Dancing on the Ice12. Lituania: Lion Ceccah - Sólo Quiero Más13. San Marino: SENHIT - Superstar14. Poland: ALICJA - Pray15. Serbia: LAVINA - Kraj Mene
who the hell is steve jobs?
At least this feels original
It was good till he switched to English.............
>>221439195isn't everyone?
:/
a tear has fallen out my eye
did china joins too wtf
actually pretty soulful
Can someone tell this stupid wanker that living statues aren't supposed to move and they're certainly not supposed to sing!
TYVM
>>221439255lost
not bad but its perfect jury bait so im gonna call it gay
Silver Surfer if he Lithuanian
Very spoopy indeed
That's clearly blackface, Very problematic
I didn't know Fantomas was a singer.
>>221439275IT's clearly Darth Vader
Skyfall mentioned
Better than most
THIS IS KINO DIDNT KNOW SEAL WAS PARTICIPATING IN EUROVISION THIS YEAR
now this is eurovision
>>221439219Lithuania anons i enjoyed that :)thank you :)
>>221439115Tell us anon, what is going on in Africa?
EVEN IF WE'RE LIVING IN A MAD WORLD
>>221439277Its tryhard winner bait, completely soulless.
>>221439105So I guess Turkey is a deadname now. Tranny tier.
Was actually not that bad
of all the songs with bad mixingthis has had the worst so far
>thank you at youbased
KINOOOOOOOOOOOO
Thanks, chromenigga, for the piss break
BOY GEORGE FOR SAN MARINO?
>>221439305t. Brad from Ramstein military base
i dipped my lithuanian northernlion in tar and he started singing loud as fuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>221439219I for one think the colonialist racist nation of israel should be abolished, I'm a leftist yes ahem
Doc Manhattan core
Can't tell if black or just italian
>>221439338its the most jakable so far other than montenegro
san marinese girls look like THAT?
>>221439290Il Duce
I like Lithuania but that might change if he takes his face paint off to reveal that he's black.
>>221439290
>Boy Georgeyeah im thinking based
IT'S HER AGAIN ANON!
Why does San merdino always buy niggers to perform for it?
Na, anonai, kaip manot - pasiseks mums ar ne?Bent jau aš visai teigiamai nusiteikęs.
jumpscare
This bitch can’t sing lmao
>saar marino
>tax evasion state>entry is daft punk with orange womanalright
Her skin colour doesn't match her bone structure
straight out of the Sahara with this one
MAKE. ME. FEEL.LIKE I'M THE ONLY GIRL IN THE WORLD
BOY GEORGE IS IN THIS SONG
>>221439105you cannot just change something in a language thats not yours. It will always be Turkey just like how its still sulphur
i am tired, /int/
whats wrong with her skin
a disco song eh
>>221439394Nah just a huge fag
San Marino gud lach
Tranny time
hey thats the first black one today,cant remember the last time it took this long
I hate that san marino is in this, it's like a small town from any country being a participating nation
oh shit I unironically love this eurobeat revival. Where the fuck is San Marino? is it the one between Spain and France?
>>221439205i'm probably not even gonna celebrate it at all but thanks
I will NOT fap to this. This is NOT SEXO
>>221439411nesitikejau kad ciongui patiks... bet visai neblogai buvo, postmodernas bsk
>Basketball hagYep, I'm thinking its time to piss.
>>221439411Better song than last year
She sound like mike tyson retarded nigger
>>221439219The zionist settler-colonialists are acting on behalf of western imperialisms, yesHalf of the settler colonialists are whites of slavic, spanish, greek and german origin, the other half are arab jews.
>>221439411ne, nepasiseks
orange woman bad
>>221439440high melanin content
Groovy
>>221439451im on vol 34 rn and it really went down the shitter after the arthur dragon fight
>>221439465Not even to the background dancers?
Lmao San Marino ganguro girl
>>221439462inside northern italy
What happens in San Marino?
Holy shit that was sad
THE BOY ANON!!
pretty grim so far desu
boy george jumpscare
Senhit is supposedly just 46 years old (according to wikipedia) bitch doesnt look a day younger than 60 she looked old 20 years ago
did she really have to announce his name
ok so hes just a prop lel
Is this the same boob flasher lady from some years ago?
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>221439411man nuoširdžiai pochui, bet manau vos vos į finalą pateksim bet sėdėsim dugne su anglais
>>221439462>Where the fuck is San Marino?In Italy> is it the one between Spain and France?You're thinking of Andorra
REMINDER THAT BOY GEORGE LITERALLY WENT TO JAIL FOR HANDCUFFING HIS GAY HOOKER TO A RADIATOR AND WHIPPING HIM WITH A CHAIN
i can't decide whether i like this one or not
SAN MARINO HAS DRAGGIE CHAPLIN
>>221439138>>221439185
Wow, he seems really into this performance
>>221439465not even to Boy George?
Random Hat Gay Guy appears!
san negrino kino
complete trash
why microstates bring some irrelevant faggot like flo rida or boy george
Humiliation ritual
another negerenes
Didn't Boy George die a couple of years ago?
>>221439504tax evasion
>>221439504they have an open eurovision qualifier so anyone from around the world can enter itsometimes it results in kino
>>221439477Hell no katarsis was too good for eurovision
I'm entirely convinced that Finland is taking it
finallythe jesus of europe
>>221439512check her eurovision entry in 2021, she looked thicc and healthy. it's sad what ozempic does to people.
The women where so hot this year
San BOREino
This undermines the integrity of the tournament
SALSA STARK?!
>PolandTime to go and abuse my toilet
Why is Israel allowed to compete?
>>221439556linkin park ripoff
>>221439530Gay and based, I say.
>>221439564I hope not, it's honestly very mid
Don't block the hot backing dancer with your hand, you bent cunt Boy George!
Don't let this distract you from the fact Boy George locked a twink rentboy to the radiator of his hotel and passed out
>>221439564yeah same these are lame
holy fuck this is so fucking sad never do cocaine bros HE HAD TO GIVE HIM A SHUTOUT TO REMIND US WHO HE WAS hahahahahahaha...this is like those star trek stars appearing in comic cons
>"boy" george>is actually old man george
PO
im already sick of this, how many are left
>>221439514I recognize this furry porn
>>221438922>>221439016>>221439069can we reunite with hungary and austria and make her queen, she can marry Ferdinand Zvonimir Maria Balthus Keith Michael Otto Antal Bahnam Leonhard von Habsburg-Lothringenplease and thank you
>>221439477Tavo Akys is by far my favorite Lithuanian entry
>>221439374Holyyyy redditscarepod
san marino, i remember her
>>221439550I think you’re thinking of Dead or Alive’s Pete Burns
Is she American?
At least this one can sing.
>>221439587very anti semitic post anon
Lmao even Poland have a negress
>Poland is whi- OHNONONO
facefuck
polish people are black?
>>221439597We've all been there
+100 armor
>>221439587They pay the EBU tribute for a chance to clean their image.
>>221439506sam hyde?
THE POLES ARE BACK TO SAVE VEINNA
polish women look like THAT?!?!?
>amerislop genres
>>221439587moroccanoil is actually israeli oil for real like for real nigga
Alicia has to work extra hard because my boner is kill after the belgian slag, the silver bald man, and san marnigro
>>221439611omg did you reply this to me last year too
Poland is black?
ELLO GEORGIE BOY!
>>221439564Moldova dark horse winner.
>>221439587Money.the sponsor is theirs
>>221439550They exhumed him for tonight
Just one more after thisHave strength and it will be over soon
>mulatta>"FREEDUMB OOOH FREEDUMB">"OOOOH LAAAWD">bix nood rapPoland licking American balls as always.
nu pšekučiai, pažėkim kas čė bus
>>221439530man this is some Rick James tier methhead behaviour
once again i am sick of listening to shitty accents
polish beyonce? lol
Poland's Mel-B sexo
>>221439638kekmao
>Poland
cussing
Poland with the blackest song yet
>>221439680Beyonczię
Did 4chud like Felicia?
>>221439614Yeah that one was good enough to actually listen to after eurovision, which is rare af
is it a mutt? and another foidsloppa
>>221439668
It's just not good music any of it
kurwa zo to za guwno
>>221439651I don't remember watching last year
This Polish mutt would get it
Poland why did you send this niggerslop song
Poland's been bringing some hot garbage these past couple of years
>>221439612you have my vote.
Honorary Haitians moment
why are they running up a slope
meh
>>221439694mid but hot. needs to show more boobs next time
holy shit fucking garbagewhat the fuck poland?
KURWABROS LMAAAAOOOOOODJANGO PIEDROLAAAAAAWE WUZ GANGSTAZ AND SHEEEEEITstill would and still love you though
>>221433910Let’s have a moment of silence for Wolfgang Heichel, the lead singer of Dschinghis Khan and representative of Germany 1979.He died January of this year.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejQ0N2SMZNA
This would be better without the outdated trap beat.
BBC mating chant
Bobr Kurwa!
I keep waiting for the song to start.
>>221439710keep the good stuff coming
this song sucks and she is not hot
>"in my era"is everything in this entry meant to appeal to amerimutts? the fuck is this Polan??
We're sorry
>Guy singing a ballad about a girl he loves>Girl singing a power ballad about how she don't need no oneThis is like 70% of Eurovision now
you mean to tell me that there wasn't a better singer in the whole of Poland?
Poland, explain yourselves
SHE KILLED THEM HAHAHAHAHAHAHA she murdered them with her screeching
white beyonce
why she do the borat chen qui thing
You keep hitting the fucking home runs, America!
>>221439694Atleast we don’t spam 4 gay niggas dancing around the singer
>>221439710Imagine peeing on her like that while she's drunk and uploading it on xvideos
Poland’s singer is great, maybe the best of the night But the song is just a mess
>>221439742ok then
Best voice, but shittiest song.Poland I am disappoint
>>221439587To make /int/cels seethe.
faggots incoming
OPOPOPOVO JE BALKAN
kino incoming
Poland is unironically amazing and the only reason why people don't like her is because she isn't white.
>>221439710seconding >>221439742and thank you for your support
sorry, but I shan't be interacting with this thread
Maneskin, but Serbian
Kino incoming
who invited the yanks
PACK GRANNY IN THE OTHER ROOM NOW
>>221439761Yes and besides no one wants to represent poland in eurovision because of our poor performance
our fag said>r'n'b must be as rare in Poland as metal is in the Balkans
remove kebabserbia strong like the eagle
>>221439735Wait a minute.THE SINGER OF MOSKAU DIED!?!
SCARY
I want to like Serbia but the vocalist just doesn't work for me
Hahahahahah obviously the serbian is a flaming faggot
All the Balkan songs have been edgy satanic ones
serbia!!
ITS ARTHAS
serbian Måneskin? I'm in
Which WoW character is he cosplaying as?
>>221439812very scary eurovision this year
Praise Satan?
Least genocidal serb
>>221439791
>>221439778>Poland’s singer is great, maybe the best of the night
fat gerard way
Serbia is the Mordor of Europe
>metalDont dissapoint me now S(e)rbia
GRANNY IS HAVING A HEART ATTACK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo
As a completetely impartial viewer, Montenegro was the best, they should win
>>221439735F
Serbia let’s fucking go!!!!
Serbian Lich King
wtf? Is this intimidating in serblanda?
Classic Serbia.
spoopy
why all of the balkan entries so far (aside from greece) have been edgy?
wtf serbia
KINO SERBIA
I don't remember this part of Baldur's Gate 3
>SerbiaHello Bitch
>An ex-yugo country doing a darkasmysoul performanceWow haven't seen that one before
ahhh metal?
>>221439843Absolutely nothing metal about this.
we'll have another lordi some daybut not today
UBI UBI UBI USTAŠAAAAAA
WAITERWAITER!MORE BELTS PLEASE
wtf we just send to slopvision this yearI apologize you all bros for our retarded national jury
>>221439833Topkek
His mic voice sounds so fucking fried oh no...
>>221439846For me it is Italia and after that Germany
holy top 3
he looks like the pink floyd actor from pink floyd the wall movie
AAAAAAAAAAAAH
bro's just whisperin'
Arthas
>>221439846i would vote for sash and ECUADOOOR
do you remember the jew lipa israel act from a few years ago?i still remember wanting to worship her feet in boots
>>221439825arthas with a bit of illidan...blizzard has mind broken slavs more than heroes of might and magic
HOLY KINO
/biz/ - Business & Finance
holy cringe
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
decent breakdown, rest of the song sounded like ghost
as much as I love our hrvatskabros, Serbia always sends good entries
>>221438868can u guys zoom in on her ass
>croats send a gigafaggot last year because we got robbed by the swiss gigafaggot the year before>serfs send 6 emo gigafaggots this year to one up us like always
bretty gud rog
another demonic worship but blue themed + boring metal
kino 2bh
You just know they played wotlk
HOLY KINO SERBIAAAAAAAAA
I joined at a good time \m/
>>221439875It's goth metal you scrub
>zoomermetalboring
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
So is there any black metal band there or it's all gay nigger faggotry from outer space?
>>221439817the croatian one was very catholic inspiredunless you're implying we're not balkanar, in which case thank you for understanding
Rammsteinic
for me 1: croatia (5 barefoot women)2: serbia (lich king)3 idk italy maybe
>all those beltsBravo Nomura
metalcore in eurovision damn
I liked their performance at least
metal acts are instant kino
cool flames and stuff
>metalIt's sunday morning cartoon core at most
What a racket
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
good job serbia that was pretty kino
Soundmixing is ass, they sounded better in nationals
we made it
HAIRY SWEATY CHESTS (MALE)
wtf the hosts are trying to tank serbias entry with that cringe commentary
Not bad
>>221439938No it isn’t you faggoty fag, it’s pop.
SCREAM IF YOU LOVE SERBIA
As a metal song this is one of the shittiest things i’ve ever heardFor eurovision’s context it’s okay
>>221439904ecuador is overrated slop. Encore Une Fois was his true contribution to euro trance.
That was the most generic metal imaginable
MUTEworthy
Alright, back to watching CS2Ping me when the results come in
Why do all the singing voices sound bad? Are they all bad singers? I feel like songs would be much better if nobody sang
>>221439920Another serbian genocide by croats inc
>>221439937you sure did, it's over now
WHAT'S THAT ANON?
host is gay saul goodman
>>221439906The bird from last year? Yeah, she was a babe.
>>221439986aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>221440002Who's playing
>>221439989is this the german singer from a year or few ago?
abysmal entries tonight both stage performance wise and vocally....even the songs that you d expect to be vocally good like italy and portugal were fucking awful
>Spread the love and vote for Israel 10 times
TELL ME IN FRENCHthank you
>>221439860It's slavic culture
lmao the comentator is saying you should split up your vote
ok, thats not bad
Don’t forget Nethanyu will pay you to vote 10 times for Israel, don’t be a sucker and get paid to call in for the gay show
I'm not voting And I am gonna complain about the results :)
>>221440032Vitality is getting gaped by russians
>>221440014A hags ass???
>>221440038
>>221440004they're singing live, it always sounds a bit different compared to a record
>>221440023
I CAN'T VOTE ANON
CROGRE(ITA)ISRFINMDASERPOLSWELITEST--------------MNE(GER)GEOPORSMABEL
I'm voting for Germany.
>>221440054Sad
real objective 1488 gigaton truthnuke (i will never listen to any of these songs again)
>>221440053lol
is serbia's song incel coded? that would be kinda based
>metal?>UMMMM AHKSHKHUALLY this is super duper soft dude, like not metal at allwhy are metal fans so elitist??
>>221440004At Eurovision you can't use voice correctors, you have to use your real voice.
>This years eurovision forgot the twink metadissapointing
>>221439957why didnt finland send their yearly metal act
Did anyone get an ad to vote for Israel or did they shut it down?
Those kisses? Yeah mine
>>221440034yes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETZ96rSw25g
>>221439993he doenst have the voice to vocally support it the guy doing the back vocals carried him
>>221440066Genocidal milkers
>>221440002As much as i dislike russians it’s entertaining to see vitality lose to them
/FERTO/ CHADS WHERE WE AT?
>>221440053Based
going to take a massive dump wish me luck
i feel like this vote is going to be dominated by the unholy trinity of blue-white flags
really hope moldova manages to squeak through to the final
>>221440076Label things correctly shitnigger.
>you can not vote for your own country https://www.reddit.com/r/Jewish/comments/1takvdm/action_item_vote_for_israel_at_eurovision_open_now/
>>221439920Denise, znamo da volis pusiti srpske penise.
>too epic to get through
>>221440076Aggressive gatekeeping is metal culture albeit
>>221440086not this year surprisingly
>>221440066
>Delta GoodremI remember this name but none of her songs
>>221440043The EBU made a big deal about getting people to split their votes this year, and this was all it was. Pathetic.
The German band who did that blood and sugar song, or whatever, played at a festival I went to last year. Would be fun to see the Serbian band live.
Why don't they invite them on Eurovision?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjKyzwqIT7s
redditors are all voting epic greece aren't they
>>221440076it wasn't metal, though
>>221440066 Where is she looking?
>>221439990i like both songs
>>221440103not that hopeful for a top 5 finish they tried to do too much on stage for no reason
>>221440053same, just like every year
>>221440073marry and reproduce> -- Sal Da Vinci
do people here really like the italian one?
>>221440108remember to put your used toilet paper in the used toilet paper bin :)
Italy and Serbia are my favorites for now (not counting ourguy)>>221440073based kartvelianbro
I got a job interview tomorrow bros.
>>221440076it wasn't metal, get over it>>221440158better than the average, i'd vote for it
LET'S RECAPMoldova - "we're totally European guyz plz gib EU status"Sweden - face mask electro trashCroatia - Slavic folk womenGreece - redditor in pussy hatPortugal - some "saudade" shit AGAINGeorgia - epileptic brain rotFinland - hang on this is actually good wtfMontenegro - "strong woman" song no305161928Estonia - toilet breakIsrael - Hebrew AND Fr*nch? (throws up)Belgium - all I remember is the plucky synth beatLithuania - Silveras DraculaisSan Marino - Rihanna_Only_Girl.mp3Poland - BeyonczięSerbia - /biz/ Business & Finance
>>221440162this is how some people live
>>221440158Compared to everyone else yes
this sticky was underwhelmingly SFW
Estonias girl 90’s shit is unironically the only thing that didn’t suck ass
>>221440158yes, but the last song was the best
ok gn /int/, see you on thursday
>>221440158it appeals to my boomerzoomer sensibilities (reminds me of back when the Toto Cutugno song from the 90s was one of the 15 foreign songs on the radio)
So Georgia, Montenegro, Belgium, and San Marino are all fucked. What is the 5th song not making it?
>>221440178Good luck broski
>>221440158yessprobably the best
>>221440178Be sure to look them in the eye and do a firm handshakeLiterally that easy
>>221440073:D ipaly number 1
>>221440119
>Lithuania wtf was that
>>221440122I liked it, top 5 for me.
>>221440162i only use wet wipes like a civilized person
>>221440162Nigga uont even have lukewarm water on tap nigga shut you goofy ass an sit down be humble brittisher niggas ain't got no right talking bout plumbing ya feel me?
>>221440200Or it might have not been estonia, it’s the three blondes with the guitarr, i’m drunk
See you on thursday lads, cant wait to see Ukraine and Austria succeed
>>221440185>Finland - hang on this is actually good wtf
>>221440236
time for bed, i doubt i'll remember any of these songs come tomorrow
>>221440238A queer theater kid with a massive attention addiction
>>221440076First time on 4chan?
>>221440185https://voca.ro/149hYjqjVOl8
>>221440236Lul
>>221440178gl mate
>austrian cafeisn't that where marx, stalin and freud linked up
Based Serbia making sure the semi-final didn't end on a Amerimutt stink note.
moldova: badsweden: sex dungeon, song shit as alwayscroatia: shitgreece: its fun if you listen to just 5 seconds of itportugal: i sleepgeorgia: LALALALALA BADitaly: minchia i napoletanifinland: kino violinomontenegro: estonia: absolute dogshit. this is forced teenager burger musicisrael: somehow not as shit as i imaginedgermany: boring and badbelgium: sleeplithuania: based and funnysan marino: idgipoland: sleepserbia: mid
>>221440185>we're totally European guyz plz gib EU statusId give them EU status just for this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9RJQPZsj8E
green is not a creative colour
>>221440200yeah i had trashed them in the estonian final because of how generic it was but they shined like a gold nugget in the midst of all these garbage..i get it that eurovision isnt about professionals but all the others felt like they have never sung live before
>>221440247No you got it right
final ratingsMoldova 7.5Sweden 7Croatia 6Greece 6.5Portugal 4.5Georgia 3Italy 5.5Finland 7.5Montenegro 5Estonia 5Israel 7Germany 7Belgium 5Lithuania 6.5San Marino 5Poland 5.5Serbia 9
>>221440277mad you guysdidnt send the 16 yr old pagans
>>221440287you forgot about hitler and tito
my king
>>221440274sleep well
AUSTRIANS!
her surgery is extremely whelming
STYRIA mentioned!
>HEY GENERAL PUBLIC, PLEASE ASSOCIATE US WITH ANYTHING EXCEPT HITLER
>>221440264I look like this and have this opinion.
>>221439735Forgot to mention, only 3 of them are still aliveDschinghis himself contracted AIDS and the bald guy got cancer (even though he grew hair later)Only the 2 girls and Murderface remain.
>>221440313Andreas Hofer reborn
Am i’m insane or did the swedish turk petra mede spawn this insanity of all these hosts trying to do a performance instead of just presenting the program?
>>221440226Portugal
>>221440185You've missed Italy...
here's what bookies think
>>221439411nu blet, sakyčiau visa sidabrine galva geriau už daugumą šito etapo pasirodymo dainų, top 3
anyone got a video clip of the shouting during israel's song? I wanna spam it all over the internet
>>221440290That and pic related were absolute kino
>>221440313>>221440318What's the brush on his hat used for?
shitaly was god tierlithuania had me laughing whole performancerest was forgettable drivel
>>221440325deport all styrians no typo
so, how do we think the jury is going to rig this semifinal?
>>221440352fashion
Oh be nice, Angela, we've seen much worse hosts than this!
>>221440342>even with riggi riggitoni italy is only at 6lmao
>>221440336Yes and it's cringe every single time
>>221440318will the funny beard man make a apperance
>>221440342lmao wheres serbia?
Do they tell you who qualifies ad who doesn't right now or do you usually wait until both semis are over?
I missed the whole thing. Didn't even know it was happening tonight. :(
>>221440290Moldova always delivers
>finnish flags cutting into the shot:DDDD
Finnish flags appearing :D
god, i hate the jury
Hahahahaha
>>221440327What do you think Michael's next costume is.
>>221440338Italy and Germany are already qualified but here you go...>Italyamore amore berlusconni>GermanyFUCKING RHYMING "FIRE" WITH "LIAR" -200 POINTS FUCK OFF
i'm scared
>>221440358Germany will somehow be eliminated even though they're auto qualified.
I don't get the finland hype at all after hearing it
i just want sal da vinci to win because heterosexual sex would win eurovision for once
>>221440404noo, she's too close to the tv!!
>>221440236>>221440358this eurovision was promised to the jewish people 3000 years ago
>>221440395somewhere BELOW albania, lmao
too much white culture, get this filth off the screen
extremely antisemitic segment right now
>>221440423Same
>>221440311you forgot Lenin
>>221440342Finland was extremely mid and Greece was cringe and not in a good way, how are these entries top 2?
comfysadly sooner or later someone is bound to discover the ‘satanic’ side
I dont like this when half of songs are gay and sex
>>221440423yes you've posted this ITT ten times already, Sven
wtf they are using real kids
Gay Pedophiles tossing kids now
>>221440432very bad for the eyes
>>221440423it's boring but he can actually sing unlike most of tonight's performersthis year was honestly really bad, at least this first halflast year was waaaaaaaay better
Fun fact: Did you know there were blacks in Austria too?
>>221440281this happens IRL too
Reminder that these old fairs used to have black people in cages that you could look at
I did not think I would say this but I miss the swiss host
>>221440423Yeah im sure i saw something like that before. Honestly your song is better lmao
I LIKE IT
what the fuck is happening my dudes
This is some Murray Gold shit.
>>221440404juryGODS rigged the vote against i*rael last time so as long as they keep doing that i'll forgive them
please understand this was the only way gay people could get legal access to children for a day
>>221440481Muscle mommy
How dare they, throwing around lolis so carelessly like that?
Is this the famous German humour I've heard so much about?
>>221440416>swarovski nepobaby
>>221440460Why are you even watching Eurovision?
>>221440465disturbing indeed "culture" people are known pedos
show is europemaxxing rn
>>221440490Some real "I am the doctor" vibes yeah
>>221440416Love her "access port"
>>221440481hazel was goat
Tbh, Moldova was the best in this semi-final, Serbia gets points for not being a ballad
Little giiirlsss
this shit is boring as fuck
>>221440513I thought they were dolls at first tbf
>>221440481same
>Dubstep in 2026
Suddenly dubstep
you cant vote via text?
>>221440463>same flag must be same posterPekka...
>>221440481I don't.
>>221440511i mean kids on the stage, they dont belong here
IT GOT SCARY ANON!
fucking dubstep in 2026?????
>* gets voted by neapolitans en masseit's over
ΤΗΙS IS DEMONIC!!!!!!
>>221440427I want Sal da Vinci to win so that Naples explodes
holy shit i thought it was freddy fazbear
>>221440481yeah looking back at it she was a fun lady, rare instance of a woman being naturally funny
>>221440490Look at me, I'm the doctor now, innit
/r/eurovision is making fun of us
wub wub wub
>>221440416
>eurovision is now CSAMmaxxingyou know there's gonna be a bunch of pedos on /tv/ reposting this shit
What nice music right there
>>221440580Pics?
>>221440561Can't sleep, clown will eat me...
>>221440580 Who?
Austrian performance artBravo
Sounds like Pirates of the Carribean
I need a webm of them twirling the kids around and them looking like ragdolls. That shit was hilarious
>>221440490i am a bigger doctor who fan than you, i still have my DW adventure mags
>>221440566Inizia a piacermi
>want to see some cool circus acrobatics>camera keeps cutting to different angles every 2 secondsgods, how i hate zoomers
>>221440481
>>221440566go back to serie asshole
>>221440555for only 9,99€
>>221440416looks like a discount android
>>221440580Screencap
>>221440580Link?4chan is refuge for non-gay eurovision fansLeave us alone
>>221440580with good reason
I need the names of the Moldovan girls
>>221440613You got Battles in Time too?
>>221440580why do you care what some faggots say
>>221440580reddit + Eurovision can't get more cancer
>>221440625ah ok i only saw it online with the credit card, thought they changed it lol
>>221440529>>221440579>>221440490>>221440613when did dr. who go to shit?
Is this a real controversy?
>>221440623stfu
How did this soulless host bag a hot millenial with 45 billion dollars in the bank? It's not fair.
HEJA HEJA
>>221440620Erika is so cute
>>221440416Literally looks like the titan that ate erens mom
>>221440671They're not even in the contest anymore
>>221440580Proof pls
cant stand the eurovision reddit desu and most "europe" ones
>>221440656was more of an Alien Armies and Monster invasion collector
>>221440669>2017You just posted it, bruh, though frankly it was rotting ever since Matt left.
>>221440671>it's slander for people to cry about how you killed themit's basedwhy are turks such fags nowadaysaverage turk is more concerned with human rights than american libtards
>>2214406691980
>>221440580about what?
>>221440580why are you on reddit?
I think my fav here is actually SwedenAlso Estonia sucks but in comparison to the rest i appreciate cougar pop punk
>watching the recap againWhy are Portubros always so depressed ffs? They send the same moaning song every year.
pissrope
violent rape sex with all 5 montenegro girls at the same time
>>221440646The redhead is Aliona Moon. She represented Moldova herself back in 2013
>>221440639>4chan>non-gayAnon, I...
i liked moldova and israel the most
>>221440580I don't blame them>only 1000 posts in a sticky/int/ is truly dead
>>221440721
don't forget to hydrate
I didn't vote
>>221440697but they had a literal zoomer faggot prior to capaldiit makes me angry because he was good in the thick of it
STOP THE VOTE ANON!
Oh shit. I forgot to vote.
>>221440744Well its only the semis. I dont usually even bother watching semis since final show is way more interesting as a whole with points and all.
He's back in his terrible outfit
>>221440757Homo jump scare
>>221440727
>>221440784you mean flamboyant
>>221440671Turkey find a song to complain about every year as being a personal attack against them. It’s always a nothingburger.
I couldn't vote
serbia was best
>eurovision quizwhat is this?
For me it's >Finland>Italy>Sweden>Estonia
>>221440786nearly as bad as the one across the bridge
>>221440799tfw too lazy, israel will win due to my neglect
https://youtu.be/PfYnvDL0QcwThat song could easily win the competition
>More ad break fillerOh, hell!
>>221440804Filler whilst other countries go on mandatory ad breaks
Deutsche Bröder, Metal Leute, what is Tynna up to these days?
Get the little girls back on stage please
SHOW ME THE VOTES YOU FUCKING CUNTS
swiss intellectuals
>>221440825>it's been 8 years since he diedbros...
>>2214339101. Finland2. Sweden3. Georgia4. Greece5. Croatia
>>221440756>Matt Smith>zoomerHe's a millennial gigachad.
My guesses for who'll fall -Montenegro, San Marino, Sweden, Estonia (rip bros), Sakartvelo
>>221440852RIP BIlly
>>221440784is he always like that or is he trying to do a character of what 70s variety show hosts were like ?
yawn
>>221440693i lied, they didn't say anything
>>221440671muh poor bashibozuks, they were just following orders :(((((
>you now remember jedwardchrist
>>221440865That's a man
>>221440852
This is boring I miss Swiss cringekino
Georgia is just absolute ass
>>221440825i had one of the top comments in this video saying exactly that but was removed due to youtube kids bullshit
>>221440903what about this one?
Why did Poland sent a mulatta? I thought the Chuds were in control there
>>221440865porn
>>221440895I was really comfy not remembering. Thanks, Eurovision.
damn it was boring this year, I actually prefer maxium pozzed eurovison than whatever this is
>they are bring up us alot..
>>221440908same
>>221440899I hated her at first but I kinda miss her now
>>221440895they immediately came back to me like a blocked trauma
We are just having an ad break kekLRT is looking for pre-2004 recordings for their archives that they may be missing, any archivist bros itt have anything to contribute?
>>221440932That's my wife pls don't post her
>>221440895I unironically liked their first eu song, what does that says about me?
>>221440867doesn't matter he looks like a faggy zoomerthe doctor is supposed to be middle aged at YOUNGESTit's like having a 25 year old bond
>>221440934>mulatta
>DanaVintage qt
>3 Swedish songsRIGGED
>>221440873>SwedenNot a chance. The Jury will always save them, and they have a guarantee 20 points from Finland and Estonia to start from.
>>221440959i never even owned a dvd
what's this gay shit
>>221440934it's called virtue signaling, you on the other hand don"t have 5 people with blue eyes in your entire country to send there kek
>>221440946same>>221440962sorry!
This panel has only whites. Where is the diversity?
Jeez there really are middle aged europeans whose hobby is eurovision facts and statistics? Fucken nerds
>>221440987filler content
>>221440899amateur
REPOSTING MY RECAPMoldova - "we're totally European guyz plz gib EU status"Sweden - face mask electro trashCroatia - Slavic folk womenGreece - redditor in pussy hatPortugal - some "saudade" shit AGAINGeorgia - epileptic brain rotFinland - hang on this is actually good wtfMontenegro - "strong woman" song no305161928Estonia - toilet breakIsrael - Hebrew AND Fr*nch? (throws up)Belgium - all I remember is the plucky synth beatLithuania - Silveras DraculaisSan Marino - Rihanna_Only_Girl.mp3Poland - BeyonczięSerbia - /biz/ Business & Finance
>he remembers past contests' hosts and even wants them backmega soicore
>>221440580Lithuania didn't seem bad
START A NEW THREAD FAGGOTS
>>221440966Songs used to be better then so even though i didnt like their songs, their songs were still better what we currently have
>all the song clips are Swedish songs when one of the hosts in the quiz is the Swedish hostEven the dumb filler quiz shit is rigged
>>221440987The Eurovision Song Contest
>>221440986frfr no cap type shit
>>221440983vice versa.Jury won't like Sweden, but crowds will.Estonia part is true, Finland might betray for metal (Serbs)
>>221440959r/lostmedia will get right on it after they've found the unaired pilot of Peepoo's Kindergarten Playtime
ANON.......
>>221441015https://vocaroo.com/149hYjqjVOl8
>>221440991 >tf >tp
>>221440991rude and unnecessary remarkyou should kill yourself, faggot
>>221441012wtf
>>221440991Awfully defensive aren't we.
aussie buldge
Austria and Australia are two different countries?
I'm glad the swedish commentator explained the austria australia joke
We had to send some literal whos because most artists here boycotted the contest
>>221441015I agree
I'm now realizing that I've become too jaded for Eurovision and I can't enjoy it anymore
what horrendeous lipsyncing lmao
>>221441048a mouth made for blowjobs
>>221441076>swedish education
Gojos outfit doesn’t work without chest hair
Is this a shitpost song against Australia?
>>221441079 What’s the joke?
>mimingLame
>>221441104Stop genocide
>>221441101
>>221441015>tfw when no strong woman from 'negro to dominate me
>>221441087drink
I'M LEARNING ANON!
>>221441076Austria are the one with kangaroos, and Australia got dingoos i think
holy australian fail
>>221441114no
Ahh yes, the mandatory reddit joke song, at least they brought back Milkshake man
>>221441087I had this in my early 20s. Now Im old and jaded and glad to back.
>Austria is smallDon't remind me that again....:(
cant wait for slovakia to win
i miss switzerland year so much bros... this sounds ai generated
is this song AI?
Raping vs rapping
fuck, the one aussie fren I have is most definitely asleep, I'll have to link him this some other time, even if it's kinda slop
>>221441104keep doing what you are doing
Please tell me someone webmed the MILF's arse walking off
Time to kiara post
australia has a red square or dot in the middle of their bollards
>guys we definetely belong in eurovision>guys>we are one of youguess israel would have been too on the nose?
Australian-Hungarian
Now do Slovenia and Slovakia next
i baked you a pie
This is fucking bad
>leaving out shitposting as part of australian cultureI see your play, Gojo
>>221441127I finally learn the differences
>>221441152VGH Gott erhälte
>>221441053kek not bad VäinöI feel honoured to have my whole post read out
>>221440991crorats be like>yoooo 10% of our pop are Austro-Hungarian rape spawn we iz blue eyez white dragon aryan german nazis n shieeet!!!!
>>221441181oh fuck no
This is fucking awesome
mfw
>>221441144Ok, I tried
who gives a shit
>>221441181Oh boy, what flavour?
This only serves to remind me of last year when Gojo's well-performed joke song didn't get through but Tommy Cash's horrible vocals got Estonia's joke song to third place in the grand final.
Its already dead, stop beating it
KANGA
>>221441181imagine the gnashjob
>>221441219ROO
>>221441106The joke is australia and austria are actually two different countries or something o algo
thats not a real kangaroo......its a guy in a suit
It's Roger Jr!
This is so shit I want to gun down everyone on that stage
>>221441219KANGZ
>eurovision 'gay' contest>unfunny aussie literally only hot guy of the night vs sexxo slags every second
>>221441229KANGA
>>221441188Also leaving out gassing Jews and incest bunkers for Austria
>GO BACK TO AUSTRALIA
how long does the voting go on for
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA AUSTRIALIA
I admit to my ignorance, why is australia considered euro approved for being a british colony but not the usa which was a colony too? Or even brazil (portuguese colony) or mexico (literal Spaniards)
This is fucking awful compared to the circus
they are bombing so hard lmao, no one in audience gives a shit
>>221441232That's a big roo.
thats not even a real kangaroo
Did someone say kangaroo?
from last years I have always seen Balkan girls are really sexy at what they do, I have seen their porn tier chubbyness and botox lips
>>221441257Rare
This cringe filler makes me feel right at home.
Holy shit there's a kangaroo on stage, and he doesn't like the gays!
>>221441177>slovakia>official language slovenčinabruuuh
>>221441200smiri se kuckojebe
>>221441251They are rigging it right now anon
The Aussie singer should have brought his ebony queen with him
where's ireland
>>221441259everyone in the audience is high on poppers
ROOO
>>221441257uuum.... noone likes americans
>>221441257it has nothing to do with any of that
should have been poland and upside down poland
This is really making me feel EVROPAN
Why's the stage so small btw?
I regret liking eurovisionHope no one talk about this piece to me
>>221441257something something broadcasting system
LOL
if they don't want the kangaroo I could be her pet :3
>>221441053Kek
>Austrialia
>>221441257The Eurovision is the last stand of implicit whiteness.
>>221441257Probably for population reasons, Canada and Australia are very small population size and they have nothing in common with the countries surrounding them other than US and NZ.
>>221441288boycotting Israel... like four other countries
>>221441257Australia is populated by Europeans
>>221441257eurovision is considered EU soft power so they wouldn't allow a direct opponent into it
>>221441257Australia is in the European broadcasting area
>>221441305the elites fear this
UNGA BUNGA
>>221441259yeah noticed it too but it must be mostly because most of it was obvious playback...akylas bombed hard as well because of prerecorded video bits only we could see
muting this because i dont want spoilers
fuck sake, the 2nd semi looks so much better
>>221441305STRAYATRAYA
>>221441212it was a sad day
>>221441288RTE Love durka durka towlies
Warriors of Virtue chads, we are so back
Why the fuck is Eurovision posting spoilers this time?
>>221441243The world is healing, slowly but surely
>>221441340same
I have been watching on mute and it feels like this voting segment has been going on for over an hour already
>>221441053kek
Who here Bangaranga pilled?
the czech twink is qt
This is a sexo year.
BANGARANGAbros
Cyprus has the exact same act like every year
I can’t pick between the Cypriot baddie or the German baddie
Austrias sounds so good
>>221441340i did the exact same thing
>>221441260For roo.
Second semis seem to have way more aura than todays semis.
CYPRUS MEGA SEXOOOOOOOOO
>delta goodremodd name
>>221441326Not so much anymore :^)
>>221441340that is a good ideathankfully I have a terrible memory
Bongbros...
LOOK ANON LOOK!
Phhhwoooar Delta Goodrem
Looks like the UK is going for zero points again
>>221441404null pwa
>>221441288Watching Father Ted.
That's a 0 points pour le UK if I ever saw one
Yeah, this year might not be kino, but at least we're low on fags and twinks and high on SEXO
Swedish commentator said "there's a risk five more countries boycott after that"
>>221441288Out, alongside the Netherlands, Slovakia, Spain, and Iceland
Albania sends the same song every year
>uk sent pyrocynical and his gang of furry TVs
>>221441408CANT WAIT FOR THE 0 POINTS FROM AUDIENCE
>>221441408
>>221441408nil, zero, nada
>>221441254HAHAHAHA SO FUNNY
Our votes, huh
>>221441181> because the beauty of the White Aryan woman must not perish from the earth
Fucking godless year
swiss didn't send a twink?
>>221441395Cyprus never disappoints
>>221441257Isreal's there as well
>anyone in between
>jury votes in the semiso nothing matters
>>221441436lol
>>221441393Second semi is going to be brutal. Azerbaijan feels like the only DOA song, and even that one would probably finish 11th in Semi 1.
>>221441409Phhhwoooar indeed
>>221441408>at least we don't speak germ-ACK!!
spoilers are finally over \o/
The host looks very similar to sydney sweney, makes me think of her fat tits
As long as Moldova qualifies I’m happy
Test. Fuck janny
I know Delta Goodrem from XFM.
ISRAEL
This eurovision is dedicated to the brave mujahideen fighters of palestine
so true
>>221441481Too many garbage acts, Moldova is fine.
COME ON ISREAL
>>221441413LOOK MUM NO COMPUTER
>got rid of the triple split screen from last year Shame. It was actually kino, especially the Portugal-Azerbaijan-Slovenia split
as long as we don't qualify I am happy
what?? greece????
>>221441481yep
redditttooooors
shitpostbros we won
LETS GOOO
>>221441464Ukraine should be DOA too with that tone deaf lady who everyone always insists on showing the snippet of her hitting the world's flattest note, but they'll get through just because it's Ukraine.
>greece qualifiedat least we know that moldova is in then
did you remember to vote israel 20 times?
the moment where the jury will fuck everyone who payed for their votes
I guess i'll suck a dick then.
COME ON SERBIA
Oh fuck we're going straight into it ladsI am nervous
THIS DOES NOT FUCKING SLIP !!!!!!
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO FERTO BROS
>>221441413We're going for negative points this time
FUGGGGGGGGGGGG :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
our MILF looks just like pamela anderson
BINLAND :DDDD
They’re going through the obvious ones first
owned
FERTO FERTO FERTO
Ain't that the nigga from Art Attack with Greece
>Belgiumwtf
WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT AAAAAAAAAH
how did this dogshit qualify?????????????
it's over for silver gay
guess she danced on the ice after all
Hail Satan
congrats binlandbros :DDD
How did Belgium qualify lol
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Belgium? Really?
>>221441559Lmao
WHAT this shit went through????? puffy cheeks could barely sing
>>221441541Pammy has finnish roots
booba wins
>>221441558they where nice
Greece number 1finland number 2
>BelgiumHow? With that voice?
>israel not number 1
what?
RIGGED
serbiaserbiaserbiaserbiaserbiaserbia
Who the fuck voted for Belgium?
let me guess, we're out?!
sorry sweden not a fun but happy for you
>>221441569sex curves
lmaoing at Lithuania cam
M O L D O V A
>slav heavy semi>0 slavs qualify
Passing through as always
>>221441559
moldova was my favoritewill never win but alas
wat
VIVA MOLDOVA
>>221441367based
>>221441583The big showdown will be kino
FINALLY
>>221441563>a christian catholic tradition in oppositon to mudslimes>satanicyou have to go back mehmet
>>221441614hello king
>>221441556Lmao
>>221441597First time anon?
>>221441257Relatively big fanbase prior to 2015 apparently
BOOOOOOOOOOOO
LMAOOOOOOOOO
ISRAEL IS IN
HOWthe swedish cabal is real...congrats to Moldava though
I forgot about them
Pissraeli win cannot be stopped this time
SERBIAAAAAAA
lol
>Israel to final>AI generated cheers follows
these are in (semi)random order, you retards. obviously Israel gets through with massive vote
ofc
I S R A E LSRAEL
i want my croatian qts
>>221441597You're in the Big 4 (formerly Big 5), bro.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck mossad wins again
rigged by the jewish kabal of gay niggas from tel aviv
das rite
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
screaming
>audio instantly cuts off as soon as israel is announced
SHALOM
is Lithuania doesnt make it i swear to god
Why did they mute audience?
We are SO fucking back
TEL AVIV 2027 CONFIRMED LET'S GOOOOOOOOO
pissraelis gonna rig the fucking public votes so gg for every fun entry
>>221441625why does your catholicism look like paganism dobeit?
damals wie heutemeddl loide
god is a serb
>>221441669Why can't the audience behave?
TOTAL SERBIAN SWEEP
>>221441654nice
I really dig Croatia’s song
>>221441614we ve made it to a final with risky kid and freaky fortune and that fat girl with the coarse voice
>>221441667it wont
They used spells and stuff
sorry Estonia, Georgia, Lithuania, Montenegro, and San Marino
only shitters left now
>>221441676Germany is one of the five (four)
>>221441656oh i forgot
BALKANFIGHT IS ON
turks on suicide watch
eestibros, hang in thereyour song is shit, but still
>Bootleg Sinitta>Is called SineetBravo, Token.
>>221441713I know
brutal semi lots of robbery
>>221441709....
>>221441709YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK YOU BITCH
K I N O
SILVER BOY
>>221441713-ACK!
estover.
>>221441707Problem?
portugal is gonna be announced as the last qualifier aren't they
>>221441681why does the uneducated mutt associate tattoos with paganism?
>Greece>Moldova>Israel>Lithuaniathe shitpost squad is IN
>>221441679half is jury vote, even the songs that are sent live on stage
>>221441721it was better than yours thoughbelt
VALIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
please punish portugal for their shitty ballad
>>221441731>>221441733...
It’s Portugal vs Poland I would say
>>221441713Whatchu talkin' bout foo'!?
>>221441717yeah, i forgot
I HATE SAN MARINO FUCK OFF YOU MICROSTATE FUCK YOU'RE NOT A REAL COUNTRY
>>221441754jewries vote for ballads
>tfw no Serbian gf
AHAHAHAHAHAH LAUGH AT ESTONIA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA AS PREDICTED THEY HAD TWO GUARANTEED TOP 5 CONTENDERS AND THEY SENT A SONG THAT DIDNT EVEN MAKE IT TO THE FINAL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Where is Spain? anyone seen them?
Insane that Estonia didn’t make it
WTF WTF WTF WTF
better luck next time, eestithanks for making bolt
jau galvojau kad nemakinsim god bless
Brutal for moortugal
not epic at all...
THAT'S NOT VERY EPIC ANON......
Alright that's enough of this shit.
>no EstoniaWTF
>polandwut
goodmaybe this'll teach us to send non-garbage next time
CHRIST OF EUROPE
>Poland AND fucking Belgium over Estonia???
>>221441709Lol
Nooo, not Portugal…
POLAND???????????????
PORTUGAL NQPORTUGAL NQPORTUGAL NQPORTUGAL NQPORTUGAL NQPORTUGAL NQPORTUGAL NQ
poland and belgium snoozeeeeeeeeee
rigged
I knew it
good night /int/
>>221441798the power of ice cream
thank god we qualified, i was getting a little worriedtoo bad most people don't understand what their markings are and think it's something edgy or satanic>>221441705i'm glad to hear that, i also like it
I'd take estonia and georgia over poland and belgium
>>221441825now this is epic
Montenegro deserved to qualify, what a shame, their song had great rythm
Portugal deserves it for sending that suicidal inducing song
>>221441752>dodging the questionif they were christian they'd be crosses or similarthose are pagan symbols not christian
>>221441849good night adolfkun
>nonqualifytugal
welp that sucked time to go jerk off to the montenigresses
Moldova is in. I’m happy :)
>Pooland's mutt made it to the final over Georgia and MontenegroOh, fuck this shit.
So.... what now?
see you saturday int
Faggy af. Old mom porn
>>221441849good night
>>221441860agreed
>>221441790I jump for she>>221441865>american education
>>221441880see you thursday
>>221441681they're literally covered in crosses you retard
BUT BOY GEORGE ANON......
night everyone
Nuuu san marino
>>221441856>too bad most people don't understand what their markings are and think it's something edgy or sataniour presenter explained the sad truth behind them
>>221441880wanna spoon?
>>221441880I'm going to fap to some large japanese titties.
>>221441863ripped off by israel vote cheating again
Horrible results
>>221441798>>221441822What was the other songs that could've been better? :3
i really liked montegagro :(
YEAHÖÖÖÖ
>>221441900I also wanted San Marino
rip eesti
croatia my favorite
>>221441865>crosses are not christian
>>221441894all i see is pagan symbols displayed prominently
just a reminder but I'm sure everyone knows about it already
How the fuck did Belgium get in over Mountain negro
POLSKA GUROM
Goodnight, little threadCongrats to all the winners, condolences to the defeated
>>221441880post old bangershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXwgZL4zx9o
>>221441917same. poland shouldnt have passed
>>221441896lmao, Georgia knew they were fucked so we’re just happy for whoever won. Boy George didn’t give a fuck so just laughed. Everyone else is salty as fuck.
>>221441917Same :(
>>221441863It's the only song I have no memory of desu.
Place your bets: who will Senhit rope along to fail spectacularly Eurovision 2032? My money's on Lou Bega.
A ova jednostrana ljubav ubija meeee
>>221441925>>221441894>>221441752>>221441625>b-b-b-b-b--b-but there's a cross there too o kurvaits PAGANITY above all else on their foreheads
>>221441880see you thursday bro
>>221441926Only rootless new world scum have a problem with the syncretism of old ancient european culture and christianity.
>>221441896a legend like him deserved more>>221441920:(
Should I still watch SF2? I don’t really care for any of the songs that they put in the rotation there
ameriglobohomo catholics support Trump more than they support the pope kek
>>221441865>the mutt is actually retarded every time lmao
see you in two days
>>221441825Poland was kinda better, but that's comparing shit to shit. There's no excuse for Belgium though.
>>221441966Just take the L bro, you're only digging your own grave of stupidity
>>221441966>normal crosses>muh pagan!!do amerimutts really?
>>221441950Boy George is just glad to be relevant again for 15 seconds
>>221441984The pope is a leftist libtard.
>>221441984not wrong
>>221441925He's wearing his excellent glasses
>>221441982if you enjoy live shitposting with int then give it a try
>>221442020>>221442021those aren't croses those are pagan sybmolscrosses are canonically t shapedsee : the nordic cross
>>221441912>the final is on youtube in its entirety https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpQZxZVL1fs
>>221441938I'm happy for my tone deaf waifu. The real question is how Lion "Ten Seconds Behind the Beat" Ceccah got in over Mountain Dew Pitch Black
>not a sticky anymoreThanks for the laughs, frens, see you Thursday.
>>221442021talking to Americans about Christianity is like talking to Europeans about Gospel music
Imagine we actually win, can we even afford to host this shit?
>>221442034still the pope
>>221441959Not recently washed up enough. My bet’s on Sam Smith
>>221442026he just did it for free cocaine
>>221442034Christ was a leftist libtard
>>221442074A little debt have never hurt anyone
>>221442044
Did Montenegro make it?
Ban Amerimutts from Eurovision threads, they don't get it, they never will and are too stupid to see this error in their ways.
>>221441959Bold of you to assume that the old bag will still be alive in 2032.
>>221442063
>biggest European event in the year>only 1049 posts>/int/ is truly dead
>>221442112where are Kriss Kross?
>>221442112it's blatently pagan over anything elseit's reminiscent of those nazi memesbasically 1488 coded
>>221441800they once represented Switzerland, back then they were cute teens, now they are milfs, I really do know how the Eurovision system works, it was uncovered in a theater.
>>221442043I do like it a lot, been here for every contest since 2023 and this thread is pretty much the only reason I come on /int/ anymore. I gotta wageslave on Thursday though so I won’t be able to post much
>>221442095The Pope can suck my fat one. That's like saying Kier Starmer is still Prime Minister, Charles is still King or, going back, saying Obama is still President.
Only the Latin Cross is Real
>>221442074>>221442111Greece's denbt, whatever happened there?
>>221442156>since 2023Noob
>being a papist post vatican 2
>>221442046Real sad about this one, kinda feels like Ollie peaked right there. His hardest and heaviest entry to date, and I can't see him topping it. I don't even mind Chocolate Pirate, but this was Ollie's moment, and it got tooken away.
>>221442121No, one less sexo act in the finals,
>made a thread to seethe and shit himself over how retarded he is
>>221442206At this point one has to wonder if ERR is actively rigging it against him
>>221442074are you joking?? thats the main reason we are in it do you know how many ferraris eurovision semertzidoudes will buy with all these EU money?
>>221442206he can try with another country this isnt the olympics
>>221442209Sad to hear that. They where very sexo and the song was good too
>>221442313Unironically if he tries San Marino he might get in. Pretty much every UVPSM song is slop so sending one that’s not slop pretty much guarantees a win
>>221442126She'll wheel the IV drip filled with orphaned children's blood that keeps her alive onstage with her if she has to, just a matter of scheduling around her monthly botox injection and getting a ride from the nuclear tanning salon
>>221442206are you a drag queen by any chance?
>Senhit (born 1 October 1979)wtf she looks older than my mother (born 1962)
Israel will win
>>221442557>>221442578lul
>>221440227>>221440232>>221440286thanks bros
it's over
>>221441912>Jolly Roger>Slave>Days Like This>The Game>Wounds (Don’t Wanna Fall)>Last Man StandingUnironically all would have either done better or at least been more memorable in defeat. You all missed out on the cringekino of giant tentacle grabbing one of the singers and pulling them into the screen, as the other pulled out a flamethrower guitar to fight the monster off.
>>221442777skip the sisa and youll be all good bro
>>221442923Cowboys might have been cringekino but noone wants that 2020 netherlands edm slop (or netherlands edm slop of any era desu)
Announcers are really bad this year. Last year’s were annoying but at least they had personality
>>221442923>Jolly Rogertrash meme song elevated by great production and chorus, but let down by abysmal performance>Days Like Thisnah, Moldova used the amen loop betterSlave would have been the best option, obviously>The GameI hope we never send portugalcore again>Last Man Standing>>221442958
Whilst on the topic of what the NQ countries should have sent, San Marino should have gone full meme and just sent this guyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIDuVQ7aBF4
>>221443125Portugal sent pretty much the only song they could have because all of the other artists said they’d boycott over Israel
>>221440002For me it's Gentle Mates
>>221443125Georgia should have gone with the song they did at the Junior Eurovision interval insteadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCpmcAUj4X0Montenegro probably did pick their best song because Temperatura was wrecked by bad staging and nerves. But I did kinda like this one as a weird alternativehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5vzJEp_h9oAnd like this anon says, >>221443153 Portugal were fucked because they had a choice of two songs and already picked the vastly superior one
make a post game eurovision thread
>>221443275>>221443587
>>221441984problem? the pope kisses the feet of africans, like literally bends down and gives them a smooch
