Toil on the morrow edition
are the mass effect games still worth playing?
sucking a cherry ice lost mary
>>221439687I tried to replay them but got bored with 1
>>221439687great question, would mass effect greg care to answer?
>>221439727is that code for a tranny
>>221439765yes
watching the day today while doing another bagpiss (at the beach)
nth for the holodem
>>221439800aprende inglés, señor gomez
euroshopper35penergydrink
garminberg has a threshold run planned for me tomorrow wish I had no self respect and was content just staying in bed wanking like you runts
Thoughts on 2010s hipster music?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpcoX6gG4vU
Being a well-groomed, educated, intelligent, and healthy man, is enough for British women to be repulsed
fucking seething seeing all of the overweight normies getting into running and making content about it while I'm slaving away on my runs, shredded, looking and living like a machine
begging for a hat
>>221439822never post my wife ever again
>>221439975hope coep
>>221439929forgot about themi like ambling alp too
>>221439975>>221440003speccy virgin hour started has it?
>>221439687no
compressing rorke into a 3 kilobyte audio file and trapping him in pokewalker
>>221439929fifa innit
>>221439687gameplay and writing is kind of mediocre in all three of them, they're okay but never rise to being great games
>>221440058was just waiting for you to arrive mate
You unlocked the Content Connoisseur achievement in the /brit/ community. Check it out.
Indian lads
Yesterday, I watched a travelogue by a South Korean vlogger who traveled directly from Seoul to London using a super-cheap ticket via Virgin Athletic. He said that he had never wanted to visit the UK before, but he was glad he went because the night view of London was more beautiful than he expected and the people were nice. He also mentioned that he liked that there were several public facilities in London that were free to use. However, there was one strange incident that happened to him. While he was looking around the Egyptian section of the British Museum, three white girls who appeared to be in their late teens kept following him and started talking to him. Flustered, he apologized and hurriedly left the place. He's shy and we have no small talk culture.
>>2214400035k time?
>>221440109they're great gameswhat the fuck do you call a great game then
>>221440065right you're not doing that are youyou're spending your canadian day trying, desperately, to fit into a british 4chan thread
>>221440058This ain't gon undo the train ran on your future wife bro
Reposting because I'm gay and retarded.Has anyone here ever imported a vehicle from Europe? Is there any point at which they really ask for ID/Residency? I'm a tourist not a boat person, trying to figure out if I can use a family member's place to register a bike without being on some non-tourist visa.Pic unrelated, different bike
>>221440174why do you type like an american negro
>>221440150Didn’t read any of this.
>>221440037Yeah good song. I listened to the first two albums back in the day and liked them. Never tried the albums after that though.Also of course their song in GTA 5 was good:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4KOfBx_XPM>>221440097That song's in FIFA? I played a couple of FIFAs but there's so many of them
>>221440150They thought he was in BTS
>>221440175I should make it clear that I'm not french, I'm American.
>>221440022Nun u cud do about it
>>221439687I think so.
>>221440208fifa 11 yeah
>>221440156sub 19
>>221440194Trying to suavemaxx
warwick davis spotted in cornwall
>>221440255why are you asking /brit/ about importing cars to america?
>>221440249wish there was more planned content for nightreign
>>221440333great age
>>221440343that cannot be real i screamed
>>221440333very nice
>>221440343imagine using him like a fleshlight
>>221440343how does one even live like thiswhat a ridiculous being
>>221440343Video cut as Rorke entered the frame running behind them with gardening scissors
>>221440380>>221440385>>221440386>>221440394replied to AI slop awardlikely indian award
>>221440343imagine going back a few hundred years and showing people thislitreral dwarf demigod voodoo magic
>>221440440i am indian
>>221440157ninja gaiden 2
do they have no shame
>>221440343he looks a bit like jeffrey epstein from a distance
>>221440386We call them white people dear
>>221440343warwick look out!
>>221440157Tetris
>>221440166this is my first post of the day, gimmie a break
>>221440440how good do you think ai is at making videos of warwick davis riding around on a swegway in cornwall mate
ok going on the bumblechances of me getting a forren bird? i live in kent btw maybe it will start detecting them from across the channel
>>221440440Text in the background is consistent even on the flag
https://youtu.be/qP4fYwmEX9s
another pooey day sat on my pooey arse doing nothing with my life
>>221440440you need to look at it closer
>>221440523vastly overestimating the capabilities of ai is also an indian trait
>>221440523>>221440551>>221440564baited for these exact replies
>>221440343stomping on that little runt with my steeltoed boots
>>221440563get it wiped rorke
>>221440584ok
bit of a weirdo me dont like terrorists like Hamas and the IRA bit of a right wing gammon
>>221440619concession acceptance award
just pushed a big pooberg out me arsestein
>>221440584you need to think about my reply harder
>>221440501why did he stop recording? you can clearly see the cyclist caught his interest
>>221440621would you like a standup specialshould we invite the king
>>221440649ran away from britain award
Limeys fuck off. This is a Yankee thread now
>>221439566when you see hunter schaefer with no clothes on you can see she's got a male body. Aside from the penis shes got very male hips. Even the best passing trannies who transition when they are children dont pass.
why aren't you running yet? you could meet a girl at a run club
>>221440231I really believed it because the Brits in /int/ always said that London was a terrible place. Aside from the difficult public transit and the exorbitant prices, it seemed pleasant. No, he is in his mid-20s and isn't handsome. However, he is a kind person who likes the unorganized, chaotic wild places, such as India, Pakistan, Nepal, Egypt, Thailand, and Vietnam etc.>>221440196Why?
>>221440681you forgot to post a gigachad
>>221440704*runs towards you*
>>221440704I'm running away from it
>>221440704Run clubs are the new night clubs
>>221440681nah the mumberg moved us here when i was a teen so i don't even get that award, im good for nothing
>>221440348May 30th 1 year anniversary everdark heolstor announcement surely
>>221440724will run away from spain in a few years award
>>221440700that's a man's cute tummy
>>221440704I only like fat women with a body count of 100 because I'm a modern Anglo-Saxon feminist man
>>221440157Dark Souls
Rank them
can't stand uk drill because they all use the exact same drum kit in every beatload of rubbish!
>>221440780wank wank mint wank wank alright wank mint
>>221440780all shite space isn't real they made it up to sell cars
>>221440780solaris > 2001rest are pish
https://youtu.be/W3dkVzwX-4A
is /britfeel/ down or somethingwhy the sudden influx of incelposting
>>2214407802001 > wall-e > interstellar > the martianhaven't seen the rest
blud needs HEV just to survive in london
>>221440157Kingdom Hearts 2
>>221440780
>>221440780thought i'd hate Arrival because it has a woman but i actually really liked it, probably my favourite of those along with 2001
>>221440780a woman told em she didn't like interstellar cause it was a 'cry fest'
>>221440795The reverb is too nice
>>221440766SLUT SHAMER! I'LL NEVER LET YOU FUCK MY PROLAPSED ANUS OR MY BLOODHOUND EARS LABIA!
>>221440856hate gordon freemanfucking stupid little neek runt freak with a shit beard
need to stop sleeping next to my laptop watching youtube videosnot good for mecant fall asleep listening to my thoughts you see, my bastd thoughts
>>221440780Reddit slopNever seen itBoomer schizokinoReddit slopKino because of J-Lo and her titsIncoprehensibleNever seen itClassic and ahead of the curve
I hate this cold team please help me
Everybody's too embarrassed to admit they liked Gravity best
>>221440897haha don't let the snowflake SJWs see this post!
rorke having prolapsed anus for tea
>>221440440Either bait or retard
>>221440780I'll comment on the ones I've seen>InterstellarIt's alright but the ending with the tesseract is pretty stupid. I thought it was meant to be a realistic movie>The MartianBeen a while since I saw it but I think it was pretty good if I remember right>GravityYeah this was pretty good
Jealous of people who watched anime when they were youngI'm just watching the very good ones when im 24 and I don't get that same feeling
>>221440942Prolapsed COW anus, leftypol. It's a Scottish delicacy
i actually might make a series of absolutely fucking inane posts about wanking and poo
>>221440914Why should I when you lead me on all the time after my romantic advances
back from the pub. my mates wonder why all you freaks are friendless virgin losers
might do some toga tomorrow morning x
>>221441002if i knew i might be able to "fix" myself but it's too late now nearly in my 40s never had sex never had a gf
>>221440982Then don't watch it. I can't relate to anime and I'm not going to force myself to pretend like i do.
>>221440745Oh so your mum is getting med cock?
>>221441002thursdays my pub day xwill be imbibing several lagers or ales depending on the weather
>>221441002if you think about it there have certainly been losers throughout history. some people are born with genes which make them unable to function in society. simple as that.
>>221441026I like themBut I can recognise I would like them more if I were younger
>>221441002because i do things like this mate thats why>>221440993
>ales Poof
>>221441032Well she is a med herself
>Jackson planned to duet on "Bad" with Prince, but Prince declined the invitation; in a later interview, Prince said: "The first line of that song is 'your butt is mine'. Then I said 'Who's going to sing that to who?' ... because you sure aren't singing that to me, and I sure ain't singing it to you."Why was Prince so insecure
>>221440780>>221440796>>221440806>>221440807>>221440836>>221440860>>221440872>>221440874>>221440910Todd here, play Starfield
>>221440982i watched cowboy bebop and death note and akira as a teenager but still just don't really like anime very much. i think i just genuinely hate all of the tropes and anime-isms that are in every single series with how the characters talk and act and stuff
>>221440780theyre all midi didnt watch solaris but the book's kino>>221440905yea>'lets hire a mute to operate a dangerous teleporter device we use to kidnap alien wildlife and experiment on them.
>>221441078i did play starfield and it was SHIT
>>221441089>i think i just genuinely hate all of the tropes and anime-isms that are in every single seriesthis is why i don't like it toosome of the anime films are good though
>>221441051Anime is infantilism and leads to things like gender confusion and believing you're Ariana Grande.
>>221441073based jacko
>>221440343best post I've seen all month
>>221441022>>221441046>>221441049>>221441055ok i'll give them all these reasons and see what they say
love the smell of the bf's colon
watched my neighbour totoro and now feel urge to crossdress as ariana grande
>>221441184*cologne
>>221441051Have you watched Clannad Afterstory?
dogberg doin his dogberg thang
>>221441195See? This is what I'm talking about.
>>221441195do it on twitch stream as an epic prank, like finnster did
Standard elected british official
suicidal empathy
think it’s actually good that AI is destroying the internet. It’s a terrible tool that has completely warped human minds and interaction.
me fighting She and winning (morally)
rorke slowly having his confidence and sense of self worth eroded over years of failure and isolation until he finally accepts his "life" is not one worth living
Haven't watched anime since about 2013.
>>221441269ktim
rorke leading the first unitleftypol leading the second
>>221441292Ktim responding
Why does having a cold make my teeth hurt? My upper row of teeth all ache.>>221441290Your loss
big zuu got done for rape
Wish I could go back in time and get my 20's back so I could do it all over again but with faster internet and more delivery options
>>221441329Big who?
get them shaved
It's gonna be mental when I die and me and my spirit guide have to review my life and its just me wanking to willys for 40 years before I die of a bloodclot.
>>221441269the country erodes and so do I
>>221441110Todd is fixing the game, belive in Todd
go for gold, rorke
the london jaguars
>>221441358post the peng one on the bed who wiggles her arse
>>221441358whos this then
>>221441322youre dehydrated you mong
no space left in prisonsthe government will now force lonely bachelors like you to house criminals as lodgers
>>221441506roll
>>221441420no
>>221441425alri
>>221441506rollin
>>221441411can't fix the fact that they created a fundamentally bland and unintersting universebethesda have been coasting on the fact that elder scrolls and fallout both have decent universes with worldbuilding established by other people
>>221441506>RosarioThat is a man.
>>221440493I SHALL CALL HIMMINI-ME
>>221441411loved it when i started shooting civilians and the old bint partner said she didnt approve of me doing it and that was that I continued to rampage for another 15mins before uninstalling
>>221441566mass effect killed space games imodestiny etc all same bland dogshit thats been donw hundred times
really grim how this place declinedi remember when i first came in the early 2020s it was actually quite funny. most posters were shut ins and failed normies but the jokes were good. now zoomer /brit/ is woeful. avatar posting with your favourite e-whore or actress or singer is not a gimmick. in the past, you’d rightly get hounded for this. i hate to say it, but late millennial /brit/ was probably the best. this will get ignored though and responses calling me a “boring ahh unc” or whatever the latest negrified talk is
>>221441506would have shagged snooki in her prime
Feeling depressed. Got nothing to look forward to except death.
>>221441695except when you die entities are going torture you for eternity
>>221441684blog on
>>221441684now imagine if you were there for 2015 /brit/
221441684sershlad, caralad, kkpop mong etc nah weve never had simp gimmicks til now spot on
>>221441606it's a female name
And the latest from Tim?
>>221441684well said
>>221441695world cup is always fun on /sp/ lad thats something to look forward to
my back acne is too fucking ugly
>>221441684all /brit/ used to talk about was some australian fella that got brain damage from eating a slug and mashing their bollocks
>"get the greens elected"
>>221441735This but 2013 /brit/
>>221441755I don't care about football
>4chan has really declined>From the early 2020sMy brother I have been here since 2008
>>221441546want to shag her in the face and palm her head like a basketball
>>221441763would just start beating the shit out of this freak if i ever saw him
>>221441695get out in nature and befriend animals. i was chilling with my snowshoe hare friend earlier today.
>>221441763glad the text is there otherwise i wouldnt know this cunt is mental
>>221441735i was 12 at the time lol wish I would have found /brit/ in say 2019, because it’s something 15/16 year old me would have absolutely loved at the time. but it probably would have made me an even bigger freak than what I am. I don’t even post that much on 4chan anymore apart from the odd /his/ thread and /brit/ out of years of habit.
Got some new glasses today and I must say they are rather excellent.
>>221441684you're just getting older it's no different to the first threads
>>221441804Bit hard when you live in a concrete shithole with no way out
>>221441763the lad all mocap studios want to hire
>>221441684they're all low iq half caste muttoid mongs who shouldn't be in this countryneed oswald mosley back
>>221441763this bloke needs Jesus
2015 lads whos on
Mate you werent here for 1995 /brit/? Back in my day we could only bradleypost through fax machines
sick and tired of AI providing overly positive feedback
Just drank 3 huge glasses of water back to back because that Canadian said I was dehydrated now I feel extremely sick
>>221441835concrete jungle where dreams are made of
need these coffee coloured wogs out of the countryThey can take their jive talking wog talk with them tooVile dark demons
>>221441835are you close to any parks or urban trails? can you put up a small bird feeder?
>>221441763do have to wonder how this fella was before tiktok convinced him he has all those issues
up the boro
Mental how years from now people will be saying "I miss the good days of 4chan from 2026".
>>221441915you only need to track overall water consumption. Aim for 2 liters minimum per day and spread it out.
it's a Tuesday evening and I'm very very drunk for the second day in a row
>>221441906how is it not full
>>221441932No I live in a flat and the nearest park is packed with people walking their dogs at all hours
>>221441506here we go
There’s probably some autismal 12 year old born in 2014 that posts hereHarrowing thought
>>221441964this site doesnt have "years" left in it tho
>>221441899oi oi
>>221441930don't be so mean to the irish
the nhs is absolutely shit
>>221441915you can die doing that, lass be safe xx
>>221441973Why
>>221441973Get in
>>221441979do you have any pets?
>>221441973hefty measures them like what does a bloke like this do for toil
cant wait for some hantavirus kino
>>221441964>we are on 2026 alreadyI wasted 6 years here.
>>221441973i had a cheeky tuesday cider
>>221441973if they just locked him in a cell for two weeks and only gave him water and food he would recover in 1-2 weeks
This is now a Marian thread in reparation to Our Lady's Immaculate Heart
>>221441964neo-rorke uploading a neuro-scanned copy of his consciousness into the starmersphere to verify he's over 35, just to post that, at the price of having said copy be subjected to an eternity of neoliberally justified cybertorture
>>221442025Get the nails cut
I bet anons ITT unironically have no clue that britchan existed until 2009 when the foreign IP restrictions were lifted and we got raided and DDOSed to shit by Russians so hard YubYub decided to pull the plug on the whole site, with refugees moving first to krautchan and then to 4chan's newly created /int/ board where we made a /brit/ general we're a raped people without a past oh my days I feel old
I was a /britfeel/ lad from 2015 until 2023.Then I started coming here.
>>221442006my cousin injured her rib last summer. she went to the hospital and waited 30 hours to get an mri
Uniform attention to the same entertainment content has been a cultural disaster for Anglophone countries
>>221442027A cat
>>221442058been on 4chan since the ps3 came out as I used to browse it on it
>>221442122what a bizarre response
>>221442134raped bame
>>221442087/epl/ for me for about a decade until I migrated here in 2021
There was a distinctly higher amount of general cheer in life, even here in /brit/, just 3 years ago. It's so fucking grim how fast everything has declined.
>>221442122most mentally stable brexit voter
Have used "-berg" and "-toil" multiple times in real speech, luckily always with strangers too polite to say anything. Told the bloke at the shop earlier I was preparing for cookingtoil tonight
>>221442134done you
>>221442080aslan ahh post
>>221442088only 30 hours?
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>>221442098not orange i hope
Got warned but I stand by what I said.
often find myself howling at my own posts before they've even posted and can't contain my excitement waiting for a reply
>>221442163the janberg didn't like his post one bit
haven't seen the local robin for a week now and the cat seems very smug
Don't care about newfag/oldfag shit, but I do feel like /brit/ was more entertaining when we were all uni students.
>>221442188how long do you usually wait at outpatients in the uk?
I'm sorry I may have gone off the rails a bit there
on your best behaviour now lads, he's here
bame status?
>>221442219greedy little (you) slut
cartman just called the green hat one on south park a jew again oh my goodness you cannot say that on television
pooing on a janny's head
>go to watch Eurovision>can't find the youtube stream>put VPN on yankland >suddenly can watchWe live in such a Draconian shithole
bit sad lads i was genuinely hoping that ufo revelations released by the american government my shake the very foundations of society but it turned out to be fucking nothing, guess i get to continue my smelly incel life
Fuck sake lads I just lost the game.
>>221442240months
>>221442272you wouldn't get away with that on 4chan.org/int/britthe janitor wouldn't allow it
>>221442321Always the last place you look.
>>221442272
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFhBC9vXMqg
Thank you Great Britian for providing us with the road maps needed for quality culture
>>221442321you bloody blastard
>>221442360Tim is looking rather rotund and porcine these days, what happened to him?
oh dear oh dear the fat man's just called the orange head a mong again you can't do that on the radio so you can't
>>221442366america was great when it was majority anglo and started to decline when you took in millions of irish upon others and became mystery meats... curious...!
i want rorke to do better
>>221442384ricky gervais xfm is the only thing that can make me laugh anymore even though ive heard it about five times over, my humour is broken
I'm not mad at rorke, just disappointed
been shadowbanned again it seems
>>221442401the real reason isnt the irish it's the italians
>>221441787Yeah I first started coming here around then. 4chan has changed a lot since then.
>>221442444worried i know you
bed time x
>>221442472you dont because i dont go outside and have no friends online either
off tae bed
Keir Starmer poo barmer
>>221442489based same
>>221442272doing my bumble profile and put that the fictional character i relate to is cartman but worried thatll reflect very badlywhat if an employer finds it or i get reported to someone idk thought it would be funny though
hate when you let the beard grow too much and it enters that itchy stage
anyone remember thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XH0XZ1LDOtM
away tae bed
>>221442485gnight>>221442527nacht
>>221442458signoreeee they were zainichi terroni southerners
>>221442444should i just start listening to that from s1e1
>>221442543you do not relate to cartman
>>221442570>>221442570>>221442570
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1778543891899706.webm
>>221442581you can but i listened through compilations and gradually pieced it all together even though it was out of order