music
my man bobby f
>>221439714true
>>>/tv/220462106>>>/tv/220461973
omg
>>221443699no u
What happened to Br*tish "people" being banned from 4channel.org?
>>221439640Fripp is a legend
>>221444583As with everything else Kuck Starmer tries to do, it failed miserably
Keir knows we are his biggest supporters
Done my fucking bollocks in aint I, spent just under 200 on cards.
mental
Keir Starmer won't renounce his seat
just recieved word/brit/ has been renewed indefinitely/brit/ is officially going on forever
>>221439640>>221444612https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahyxR_v5otA
>>221444635Mousey back on the sim swap game
I remember when people were saying that /brit/ would die due to keir starmer and nothing came of it, was before my hiatus
>>221444650That the fella that shouts people out then proceeds to shit in his own hands and eat it?
>>221444646Macron has managed to hang on despite 3% approval rating. If the Lord Rothschild tells you to stay on, you stay on. Voter approval means nothing.
>>221444648you could say /brit/ has been... rebirthed
>>221444646based
>>221444646catberg will take it the instant he gets up
>>221444664Yeah mate Robert Fripp
>>221444650That's so sad what he did to that Black Beauty lmao
>>221444646nigga name Keir
>>221444686dirty bastard
got some minestrone soup warming up in the microwave and some hovis bread to go with it
>>221444695
>>221444682hehe
>>221444702You get that in south africa?
>>221444635what cards?
Keir really sounds like Brian Badonde
>>221444723WE MUST STOP THE BAH RIGHT
>>221444716Preorders for the new Pokemon set.
kemi badenoch sex arse
Time for sleeptoil, gn x
virgintoil been going on a bit too long methinks
i am canadian
>>221444740Nite sleep well bret
>>221444711course we got microwaves in south africa you cheeky sod thought we still cooked over open fires did ya
>>221444748what do you think of tate mcrae
might start learning to properly singbuggered up the karaoke a bit at the weekend
arsed up my life like that lads singing
mmmm mmmdffhggffgh mmmmffgfhh
>>221444766i've never listened to her music but i hope she gives that jezebel taylor swift a run for her money
The Prodigy were kind of assSmack my bitch up and firestarter are novelty songs
Reckon if there was a /brit/ 100 man royal rumble I would come out on top.
Need her to fart directly up my nostrils.
for me it was chumbawamba
>>221444809Their best song is neither of those 2https://youtu.be/W3g65qvqkvY?si=AfRU10xijW8NcKok
>>221444828Ever seen Highlander the tv adaptionI haven’t but it’d probably be like that
>>221444803yeah we really don't need taylor swift running the show anymore, tired of her dusty ass
and the yankees are rolling folks they lead the orioles 6-0 here in the top of the 6th
>>221444894Who are you supporting for the world cup
>>221444899canada
Is this true?
>>221444933bloke on the left looks a bit upset
>>221444933blueboard sfw btw
The vibe, as it were. https://youtu.be/xXwRDsXCF-w
considering another wank but i think im too tired
>>221445006I can help.
Can't go to sleep, the gay thoughts start creeping in.
i heard that song when i was 15 and i was in lovenow i am 36 and Lilly Allen is selling feet pics on OF and being an lefty commie slutwhat happenend to planet earthhttps://youtu.be/8VFCslLuPfY?si=VG1Xh-M0NME-FbT5
who was in the wrong
>>221445077Keir Starmer.
>>221445077Depends on their ethnicities
#ClapsForStarmer
>>221445102https://voca.ro/17foERJao28d
>>221445074Wild you’re German and we have to pretend you aren’t our enemy
>>221445077Husband obviously. More than likely a performative elder millennial loser.
>>221444733why the hell did you do that
why is everything about starmer so fucking funny
Lmao inbred sprayhttps://youtube.com/shorts/5fYWt3MCV9U
>>221445077*checks notes*who cares
>>221445127No impulse control innit, also in one of the most recent sets I pulled a card worth 1.6k so that spurs me on also.
Wogs
>>221445140He's British
>>221445143I care.
>>221444844Enjoying your holiday Emmayank?
>now i am 36
Need a wet hot pussy to fuck tbqh with you lads
Yeet!
curled up in my incel blanket that has never felt the warmth of another woman
>>221445160I am.
>>221445186you want to fuck one with us?
I'm not gay anymore. Grindr made me more homophobic Trannies made me transphobic Now I've discovered my inner alpha chad and I'm loving it
Man that party was crazy last night. Everybody was gettin turnt up
>>221445111scr
hey cody i made it with a chick last night under the bleachers, i got to third base!
miatta fahnbulleh sex arse
Might watch Lost Highway
weird how the americans pronounce the name craig as "creg"
yo tanner let's get an extra 6 pack of bud light this party's gonna be way past turnt brochacho
Weird how bongs pronounce London as لندن
Alysa Liu golden showers
>>221445334they’re never recovering from this LOL
do women really
yanks be like "BLACK LIVES MATTER"
kek the yankee bodied that freak
Moment Lammy emerges from Downing Street to make Starmer statement
Remember when thr footy players all knelt for a black guy that was killed like 3 years previous
Reform UK councillor who called for Nigerians to be 'melted' to fill potholes suspended days after being elected>https://www.lbc.co.uk/article/reform-uk-councillor-nigerians-melted-down-potholes-suspended-5HjdYzk_2/
i bet if i joined a cult id finally make friends
>>221445353not to me they dont
*pussy purring*
might plan an audacious heist
sir pussy purrer
>>221445362Sir George Harlequine Floyd MBE OBE KBE MD GCMG
>>22144538470s cults were kino
>>221445334Howling
Is Blackpool your guys's Cleveland?
>>221445409it's all about covert archaeologymust be thousands of buried treasure troves in england
>>221445362Have they stopped yet or are they still doing it cause I remember them still doing it last year
>>221445458It’s their Myrtle Beach. A place where poor people go on vacation.
>>221445486Watch it
wade barrett is from blackpool
mad how the bahamas is part of the commonwealth but vastly more americans visit it than brits
americans consume 'crawdaddy' by the bucketload
>>221445515too poor you see
>>221445507Are you poor or do you live in Myrtle Beach?
>>221445515not that madso is canada
>>221445527obviously, but its due to proximity, more brits visit spain im sure
>>221445531people where i live go to the dominican republic, florida or cuba
Lads!https://youtu.be/L762HQ-ha7I
americans think driving 50 miles a day between various fast food and retail outlets constitutes culture
>>221445550Yea You can go to Punta Cana, DR or San Juan, Puerto Rico cheaply.
im sorry mate i don't care i dont want to hear it
>>221445552*puts on a zesty foden face and starts shimmying*
Bongs think paying £20 for poorly fried fish made by the local heroin addict is culture
>>221439640corr fripp on left innitwas considrin liseenin to some king crimbo today but fate decided against it
Just vomited from anxiety because of the fear of going outside and meeting people and etc etcHow's your night going?
>>221444792phwoar would vote labour if they got her as pm
americans be like "im american" *waves flag of mexico/quatamala/somalia/afghanistan*
>>221444809inly song of that genre i like is come to daddy by aphexx twin
>>221445575*shimmies across the /brit/ floor to you and we start dancing like that scene from pulp fiction to everyone's amusement and amazement*
>>221445600The current ruling party in Britain's anthem is just a bunch of Pakistanis chanting the Quran whilst they rape some child
Tirzepatide injectedAnother week of weight loss commences
Nick At Nite used to have an “instant gratification” block where they would air not one but two episodes of a given show in a row. Nowadays Nickelodeon is 95% SpongeBob. Same thing with every cable channel nowadays. It’s all either one or two shows day in and day out.
America is so muttified that any black I see even in the UK I instantly assume they are american.
>>221445353If we didn’t want to fuck them then we’d have to come to terms with the fact women are by and large cringey and embarrassing as fuck
>>221445568i went to punta cana once
Why do I always buy things when I get drunkLast night I ordered a $230 gorka suit and some baofeng anniversary radio
Brits vacation in Thailand for sucky fucky
This is what the next general election results would be, projected by the data from the recent local elections.Any thoughts relating to this?
>>221445634That's just Purple Aki mate.
just us, anonmay as well kiss
>>221445641Was it nice?
>>221445647britannia has been saved
>>221445647Until that map reads 100% for BUF I'm not convinced
>>221445647destroy the lib dems
>>221445647How can they determine that when a lot of the country didn't even have local elections
>>221445647Monster raving looney party sweep
Rupert Lowe please collab
>>221445656very nice!
>>221445613holy fuck are those two shmoovin? HEY EVERYBODY LOOKS AT THESE TWO!
Rupert Lowe sex arse
Keir Starmer's got my vote
>>221445647Too complicated sorry lads
>>221445713That's SIR Keir Starmer to you.
Emma Watson sex arse with real farting action.
I remember this phase of my life and can honestly say being a virgin was better
>>221445713was just saying this down the working mens club. nods of approval all around
>>221445725You ever been to that place where all the cute little piggies go to the beach and swim in the sea?
cowabunga dude
For me it will be either Greens or Your Party or spoiling my vote by putting a bigger hammer and sickle and "read marx" on the paper
>>221445647what are your thoughts
>>221445733not that any woman would waste their time on me but it does scare me if such thing were to happen
>>221445761Reckon I'll claim asylum in some socialist nation if it comes to pass, that or start an underground communist terror cell
>>221445739Pig island? No.
I am escaping the US (and by extension Israeli and British) century of humiliation
Listening to that new Keirs For Fears album
Was an hour late for work today but told nobody and reckon I got away with it
>>221445805Shekelberg is not pleased
>>221445812He won’t do shit
>>221445801To where
The Rt. Hon. Catherine Atkinson MP Sex Arse & Bundled Jerk-Off Instructions CD
americans be like: *gets cut off in traffic. empties a mac10 into the vague direction of the car that did it*
>>221445841Start Doing This ^
>>221445828Spain would be nice
in america they have special bullet hole insurance because everything ends up with bullet holes in it
Need a huge swastika tattoo
As they say in Mexico, "¡Viva Mexico!"
>>221445841https://voca.ro/1lXI241E1Jwd
>>221445853There's no work at least in the south, other places may be decent for you however I have no clue about anything Spanish outside of my region
can't imagine not having foreskin
Foreskin piss balloon
6in L x 4.5in Circumference
Metink it gwan ren
*slaps your balls*alri lad
alarmberg furiously shaking his head and tapping his watch at me, silently mouthing something like 'less than four hours' in the dark of night
in britain everyone has a mould problem
>>221445914This is true.We have thick walled brick houses with no AC.Means mould and extreme heat indoors during summer. 35C/95F heat indoors in the UK feels hotter than the equivalent in California for example.
amerikkka
SoThey spied on us before the first gameBoro had two stonewall penalties denied, and they equalised while fouling our captainOne of their players abused Aylings speech impediment and somehow Ayling got cardedTheir manager tried to assault ours while the referee explained that he was reporting said abuse and fuck all happenedTheir ball boy decided to stop Morris getting the ball and when half the Southampton bench jumped in the ref...held back a Boro playerWhat the actual fucking fuck did I just fucking watch. Weapons grade cuntery and I hope Hull fucking BATTER them
england more like penisgland
>>221445717Me in the blue
Women are soooo fit
Genuinely amazing slogan
>>221445717How much relevance do third parties have in the US? Like do they get any elected officials at all, even on a hyper-local level?
>>221445946so true
>>221445986
7 minutes to brush and floss and rinse with mouthwash and fill up my water jug and start my electric blanket and get undressed and fall asleep alone for another night or else I won’t get a full 8 hours of sleep before toil tomorrow
>>221445989Nta but Bernie was mayor of Burlington as independent, thats about all i can think of.
>>221445989Like occasionally the win some city council positions in some random small city somewhere but they’re basically powerlessGreens and Libertarians are the only ones worth mentioning
>>221445989In the vast majority of places no. There might be a few Green or Libertarian city or county officials in the country but anyone actually serious about getting elected runs for the main two regardless of how well their beliefs align with the larger party.
>>221445986google rachel reeves and change your mind
*throws a net over all the yanks*I got 'em mates! I'm one of the good ones!
piss faggot
Some of you would probably lick this
Rorke being bred by dirty piss stained boat cronem
>>221446061own oneliterally using right now to point my pointer at the capcha and submit button
>>221446034cor blimey guvnor your're a proppa gent you are fancy marrying my snaggle toothed sister?
>>221445989America could have been a three party system if Ross Perot wasn't a retard
Imagine if all human men had 2 big knobs and all human females had 1 useless small knob that just bounced around during sex and 1 fanny
>>221446089Yeah? And we could be gay married if you finally came out the closet
posting at 3am award
A four of fish and finger piesIn summer, meanwhile back
>>221446119then we'd be saying 'mad how we have so many knobs even though one could get the job done'
The moon is pretty fucking mental when you think about it
>>221446152so is this but we arent allowed to talk abou it
>>221446160Don't think Lunarians did 9/11 mate :/
>>221446160the rule on /his/ is only events that happened over 25 years ago so that's coming up
What, art thou drawn among these heartless hinds?Turn thee, Burnham; look upon thy death.What, drawn and talk of peace? I hate the wordAs I hate hell, all Tories, and thee.
>>221446152whats so mental about it
>>221446185have sex
>>221446192Good. Good.
wonder if the moon disappeared if we'd feel it
>>221446191it's very ominous
>>221446197In sadness, cousin, I do love a woman.
>>221446199it controls the earths tides
Imagine turning up at your usual office job in the big city and then bang when you're all groggy on the 100th or whatever floor at 8:46am some plane smashes into the building beneath you and shortly you will burn to death, jump out the window or die from a collapse
>>221446234I would walk down the stairs in a calm and orderly fashion
>>221446234i can only imagine
>>221446233yeah but would we feel the gravitational shift from its absence
>>221446061depends on the womanwas probably a hambeast
>>221446199The Moon is responsible for ~69% of the Earth's tidal forces, the Sun for ~31%, and Jupiter for ~0.00001%.So it means tidal forces would reduce significantly, which could like, effect life on coasts and in tidal pools.Nighttime would also be darker overall, it would be like having a New Moon every night. This would harm animals that rely on the Moon to see at night.Also it would disrupt the cycle of many animals that have life cycles which revolve around lunar cycles, such as corals.t. Asked chatgpt
>>2214462342bh the jews are kind of goated for pulling it off like that's insane
>>221446277idk
Wouldn't be that surprised if I found out the moon landing was fake
>>221446288werewolves would be chuffed presumably
There's billions of Chinese and Indians.Statistically speaking there's probably someone who looks exactly like you if you were Indian or Chinese.
>>221446299what are you good for even
>>221446310so this is rōku
>>221446199>>221446288pretty sure it has a stabilising effect on earths tilt too so seasons would become extremely dramatic with months-long dark periods etcbad news
Mental how if ukraine fell Russia would control 1/3 of the world's carbohydrates
>>221446312other stuff
>>221446264good lad>>221446292yeah but you have to consider 9/11 was pre 9/11 so you can do it easier due to the laws which and stricter security at airports which would only come about post 9/11 due the the 9/11 terror attacks on 9/11 (the 9th of September 2001)
>>221446334I’m on the keto diet wouldn’t effect me
>>221446334oh yeah? *yawns loudly*
>>221446334Not my problem or yours
>>221446337presumably sucking and getting fucked
>>221446346prefer not to say
>>221446343Why won't you farm
They don't make things that look nice anymore
>>221446355we grow cows and solar panels now
british press is so openly biased against labourcant see how this country can recover
>>221446381david lammy said it best really
>>221446381reckon keir should sort out the press, its borderline treasonous what they say
amercians say: what's the gag here see, listen jack im no rube so beat feet and scram
>>221446381yh it's over
We should do a PM swap and send Albo over to Albion. Reckon he'd sort it out, poms need a masculine, no nonsense Aussie in charge.
>>221446421charles needs to make it happen
>>221446410>>221446411Why are you awake and posting here on a wednesday morningFreaks
Pretty scaring thinking that one day I'll be dead, but then again, living for infinite time also seems terrifying. There is no winning move.
>>221446454why are you a yank posting in the British thread freak
>>221446410Beat it toots these streets ain't what they used to be.
English people are a cruel race Scots now that's a noble people
Had an interview. Group activity went well. Absolutely fucking stuffed frigged fucked carked bottled it on the one-on-one.Couldn't remember my STAR prep for the life of me and just rambled.Kms.
Do you think God knows we exist?
>>221446403he couldve backed leveson like corbs didstill remember the way they treated gordon brown, the country has gone the way of government by daily mail and its going to be the end of it
When was the last time you shagged?
>>221446539probably got favourites on other planets or summat. arrogant to think we're the favourite in all the universe
hey it's my old thread haha
>>221446514Spastic
>>221446546last year
>>221446539he's supposed to know about everything
Hello. Hello? Hello! Hello... Hello “Hello” Hello‽
If there's life on other planets and the other planet is too big they might be stuck on it because gravity is too much to take off
I like to watch videos like and pretend I'm really sat there but instead of studying I'm wanking my cock and I have to get it back into my pants before the guard sees and if I fail at making it through the whole video without detection I wrap my dog shock collar around my knob as if the guard is torturing me for what I've done and electrocute it until I can't take it anymore but if I'm successful and manage to get it back in my pants every time the guard comes around I shock my penis regardlesshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eb5l31BZKR8
>>221446546*leans back in rocking chair* the year was twenty aught six, twas a fine year *puffs pipe* a long summer and mild winter, i was just a boy when.. *dies*
>>221446569Was reading about this recently. Probably the solution to the Fermi Paradox.Single cell life may appear everywhere it can. Even so, multicellular life evolving is probably rare. Sapient life even rarer.But then there's probably lots of aquatic water worlds where the life can't live outside oceans and they can't make fire or electronics.There's probably life trapped under ice sheets on exoplaneta and such that can't reach their surface.But more than that, most Earth like planets are super-Earths. Overwhelmingly their atmospheres would be too thick to escape and reach space. They're all trapped.There's also the fact that atmospheres of a certain thickness can literally ignite into a global fireball if exposed to a nuclear explosion.Luckily before the Manhattan project we realised this and calculated that we are, barely, within the safe range where nukes won't ruin our atmosphere.
>>221446569
>>221446615wasnt there that experiment where the yanks tried to nuke the sky enough to set it on fire
>>221446615weren't the calculations just a 'we did worst case scenario' and the actual probability of ruining the atmosphere impossibly small?
>>221446658Wouldn't surprise me but if they succeeded it may have meant human extinction which is not very nice of them
alien incel sat in his smelly bedroom posting crime statistics about earthlings
>fermi paradox Reddit bullshitWe don’t understand a single variable about the likelihood of life so it’s all horseshit
>>221446683Immature post>>221446615What exactly were you reading and was it specifically about the possibility of alien life cause I'd read it if it's about that
rorke spontaneously combusting
Search And DestroyYour Pretty Face Is Going To HellPenetrationGimme DangerI Need SomebodyRaw PowerShake AppealDeath Tripcorr fink diss is genuinley the greatest rock n roll album of all timesecond?Down On The StreetLoose TV EyeDirt1970FunhouseLA Blues
Doing a lesbian porn dance
>>221446795gimme danger is a choon
>>221446795https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ5tILS6bHAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXIw1BvfEQ8
There are quite a few Brits here btw. I’ve heard many a British accent. Also, the hotel room comes with both a Keurig coffee maker with coffee pods AND tea bags. That’s the big tell that Brits stay here.
Zach Polanski claims nigel is science dying while believing woman can have dicks and testicals. Fucking Jews
Zach Polanski voters are either cuckolds or upper middle class white woman that live in their little bubble away from the real dangers of “multiculturalism”
>>221447011>>221447034*Zack
Do dislike about 50% of the women I work with if I'm keeping myself honest and humbled
Humbling. Humbling.
Need her stinky girl gas up my nose.
Is this Zack Polanski guy related to that nonce that made that Pianist movie?
Let’s just get rid of prisons bro Let’s print tons of money to pay off our debt and become Zimbabwea 2.0 bro
rorke sarcastically apologising to leftypol for triggering him
Zack Polanski is satan in disguise. He’s just another white hating Jewish paedo that wants to destroy British people and British culture
Right, well
Zack Polanski is so evil for wanting to destroy boiled beef and veg and Morris dancing
>>221447270Claiming British culture is shit while typing in OUR language on the World Wide WebBritish culture is the main culture of the world Everybody loves football, tennis, cricket and boxing all BRITISH inventionsBusiness men wear suits, also BRITISH. Modern society was created by the industrial revolutions- also BRITISH. Suck my dick you paki fuck
He’s really revved now
>>221447295Greggs snag roll tastes like shit anyway. Britain needs more Afro-Carribean lads for the gyaldem and cuisine yeh?
Morning sweetheart
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
