would be a normie NPC homeless that asks for money at the train station and do drugsor would you ask the goverment for help to get an apartment?or would you go into the woods and just fuck off civilization?or would you sleep in your car if you have one?what would you do?
>>221442862i would go to to the beach and live on government gibs and harass people to give me money
>>221442862>ask the goverment for help to get an apartment
I would leave graffiti everywhere and clean the streets of trash.
I would also dedicate myself to shouting and insulting people
I dunno. Im honestly too proud to beg for money and I'm too lazy to work. Thank God for my parents crib I cant imagine the stress and pain of living on the outside desu I probably couldn't do it so I guess I would slowly starve to death in some peaceful forest near a stream hearing the birds chirp nearby or freeze to death on a beautiful overlook on a breezy sunset.
>>221442862Probably rob markets o algo asiNo one carries money anymore so robbing people is hard, and I don't know who can bu ystolen phones
>>221442862i think id be finei would build a shelter in the woods and take food from the garbage. some businesses like bakeries, grocery stores, pizza restaurants, restaurants in general throw out food. I could forage some food and hunt and trap but not enough to live off of, reallyi would basically live in a log cabin deep in the woods
>>221442862Steal sources of copper like a mongolian horse archer would pillage a Chinese city
>>221443890thats a good strategy. dont forget about catalytic coverters on cars too. if you're high on meth you get the motivation and the power to saw the metal pipe with the hand tool hacksaw
>>221443927Genuine question who do you pawn these off to a fence? Because the scrap metal yard in my town requires a government ID to use. I would suspect the cops would be there real quick had something been amiss.
>>221443957thats some commie shit. my towns scrap yard does not require a permit. how do they run a metal recycling business without hordes of sketchy men pulling up in busted up old cars with burnt up wires and disassembled motors?
>>221444002not permit. i mean, they don't check my ID or anything like that.
>>221442862I do sleep in my car right now. Plan on upgrading to van soon(not here, in another country). Already bought a 2kw power station+solar panels. Will fuck off inawoods/beach and>learn how to cook proper food >learn french(more languages after that)>start making a videogame>lose weight>gooning, lots of it>videogames, lots of it>learn painting
>>221443755>I guess I would slowly starve to death in some peaceful forest near a stream hearing the birds chirp nearby or freeze to death on a beautiful overlook on a breezy sunset.Based. I plan on cutting my wrist in a similar setting.
>>221443890Based
>>221444137How will you make a videogame living in a car?
>>2214442092kw power station+400w solar panel can theoreticaly power my laptop indefinetaly.
an old guy died in prison herehe was in his 60s and could have been out for 20 years, just never applied for parolefigure he felt too far behind in life and just prisonmaxxed it
>>221444209>>221444241My mistake its 4kw. I have left it in storage back in my country. Ecoflow delta pro 3. Its too heavy for car, only van would hold it in perma basis.
>>221442862Move in with mom and dad
>>221444137Oh yea I will also make a bow and practice with it. There is a channel called paleoaleo that shows how to handcraft legitimate bows for hunting.
>>221444563https://m.youtube.com/@PaleoaleoThis one
>>221444303A battery? NiceBut wouldn't you be robbed o algo?
When will Trump close all the homeless shelters like he promised?
>>221444610Idk. Plenty of van lifers. If i pick an isolated spot i doubt that anyone would target me more often than an appartment.
>>221444642Plus they are gonna get stabbed and burried
I'd fucking kill myself like what else am I supposed to do. It would be pretty difficult for me to become homeless in the first place. I inherited a small shitty apartment in another town plus a shitty old house in a village in the middle of nowhere where less than 100 people live. So if somehow I lose all of that I'm probably not fit for life to begin with. I even paid off all the severe debt my dad had on his apartment bills so it would be mind crushing to realize that was for nothingIn theory thoughever, sleeping in my car doesn't sound that bad as a temporary solution but I would need to find a place to take a shower. I'm capable enough to work in a supermarket or something and live off of minimum wage until I save up enough to rent a shitty studio apartment. It would be easier if I lived in a warm climate in a coastal city because I could just go to the beach showers every day. But again that's just theory. In reality I wouldn't be able to mentally handle that type of life so I'd just jump off a bridge or something
>>221442862I would try to find a job as soon as possible. I am too proud to be a beggar. In the worst case scenario where everything fails I would abandon society and become a monk
>>221444993>become a monkLol where. Do i just simply show up at a monastery and ask for a robe?
>>221444849100% serbian spiritSviđa mi se tohttps://youtu.be/N2Cv6yuvC4I?si=F6-z064rlL_MB-0n
>>221443927I would literally rip the rims off of someone's car while it was parked at a red light. I'd be unstoppable
>>221445026Agion Oros. It is a small independent state where only men are allowed to enter. It is inhabited by monks who live in monasteries and pray to God. Maybe I should make a visit sometime for a few days to see how it is.
>>221445093lmao like a pit crew
>>221443890GypsypilledRomamaxxing
>>221445196Dude that place need special permits to enter. Your basically entering another state. Unless you plan on fulfilling your monastic vows of daily prayers and fasting I don't think they could just trust anyone that shows up randomly. But I guess it's worth a try I think they even have hermit cave monks but even that is extreme for most.
>>221443154What's so funny?
>>221442862Suicide.
>>221445345Even people with decent jobs cant get apartments in this country right now. The government isn't going to do shit to help. There is no social safety net in Canada, it is a myth.
>>221445329>you need a special government permit to be a hermit in a caveGrim
Break the windows of as many places as possible at night, destroy public infrastructure in general. If I'm suffering everyone should
>>221442862>or would you ask the goverment for help to get an apartment?>or would you sleep in your car if you have one?lol
>>221442862If a homeless person got a job then they'd be able to work without paying rent or bills.
>>221442862Become a vagabond and travel across the land
Get a minivan, drive to california, collect welfare, enjoy life
>>221442862Beg gubbermint/beg relatives/(try to) live in car/die
>>221443755>>221444161>I'll just KMS lol!
Two options: 1. Commit a crime and get sent to a comfy Norwegian Prison. They provide food, shelter and water.2. Just go to to NAV, or the social security office and get 2300 euros in gibsFuck sleeping in car without help, it's uncomfy. Woods have a food and water problem. Try living one month in a remote place, i'd rather go to prison.
>break into shop and hit owner>get herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IepJqxRCZY
>>221442862>Go to mom>Go to social services>Find abandoned house/cabin to squat in>Stab someone and go to prison and play vidya at taxpayers expense (200-250€ per day wagies :^) )
>>221450442>Tutorial: the country
>>221450542High karma country you mean. We are trying to make people who have fallen out get back into society, and it works. Imagine punishing inmates, medieval. How long is the study to be a guard?
>>221450637>stab someone>get rewarded with a free college dorminteresting "justice" system
>>221450749There's smaller communities too, maybe 60 a block. If you stab a person you are retarded and exhalted. Though there was a pedo who was worked and tortured hard in the workshop. They smashed him, but this is not Halden, this is Oslo Kretsfengsel. He raped a 8 year old boy on a cruise ship and got six months.
I know some dude here living in a forest which is pretty cool
>>221450863Are there even forests in Israel?
>>221450893Id say 2 quite large ones, and there are many small wooded areas with pines or eucalyptus. Does norway have some or is it too rocky? It must be difficult being homeless in cooler countries
>>221442862I'd do what my uncle did when he was alive. Just find one of the many thousands of abandoned houses in the country and move in. And then cycle around towns and pick through grocery store dumpsters, collect cans and bottles and fish a lot in the summers.
>>221450961Nice. I read that Lebanon used to be very foresty. No offense to Israel. We have forests here which you could walk for a day and not meet a single person, just fish and camp. Being homeless in cooler countries is mostly about fires. We can drink from rivers and fill our bottles. We have this DNT-thing. The Norwegian Tourist office, and a lot of open cabins with beds and even food, if you trek you can find a map to the next in the house. People leave behind stuff. One could basically trek 50 km easy with the stops. We have a horse lol
>>221450893The Sharon literally means woodland
>>221442862It's impossible because I can just buy a house. But in case I couldn't, I guess I'd buy a van or a boat and sleep there. Alternatively I could just go back to my parent's house
>>221451056show me israeli forest
>>221442862>would be a normie NPC homeless that asks for money at the train station and do drugsNobody uses cash here so that wouldn't work. >or would you ask the goverment for help to get an apartment?They already pay for my apartment, I got permabux aka retard pension. >or would you go into the woods and just fuck off civilization?No idea how I would survive 7+ months of arctic winter here in the north. >or would you sleep in your car if you have one?Don't have one. >what would you do?No idea. Die most likely.
>>221451049Sounds very relaxing. Forests in rainy areas always gave me old fairy tale vibes. But I know nothing about surviving well in that terrain
>>221451129Look up mount carmel forests
>>221451192I hope your military prepared you for the winter, because i was prepared for hot months. How to clothe. Arctic Response is heavy for most of recruits here. Redpill me on your marine and ship situation,
>>221451260> Redpill me on your marine and ship situation,Non existent
>>221451299Did you even have a Cruiser? Destroyer? America is fixing it all right?
>>221451260Winter in the army is usually freezing in not so deadly weather. And lots of mud. Afaik they dont really teach us much besides downing liters of water, and not doing unneccesery work in the hot hours. The uniforms are pretty airy and comfy so thats not an issue. I dont know much about our ship situation. We have a few missile ships for protecting the gas platform and shoot down missiles around the country. Do norweigians train to defend mainly against russia or are you untrusting towards your normal neighbors too?
>>221451395We have like 3 missile corvettes and that’s it
