Who will win Eurovision?
greece and akyllas the pundits said so
>>221443639Probably not. Jury winner has won last 3 years in a row and Ferto isn’t jury friendly
>>221443587Not watching. Until they kick Israel out I'm not watching.
>>221443587Not voting Israel is antisemitic
>>221443738israhell not being kicked out does more to harm them than not and is a stark reminder that they are undesired
>>221443797He’s trvke
>>221443587I think denmark and will win jury but finland and it seem neck and neck. Tbh, could go either way. I think australia is a red herring and has no chance to win jury with that song.
They've drawn positions for the final now.Belgium, Greece and Serbia are in the first half.Lithuania, Poland, and Sweden are in the second half.Croatia, Finland, Germany, Israel, Italy, and Moldova are "Producers Choice".Austria as a reminder perform 25th/last in the final by a completely random draw.
>>221443905Do you think they’ll give Israel the death slot? Considering the past few years they might
>>221443945All I hope is that they don't stick Lithuania behind them for the third year in a row.
Finland’s entry is very overrated, I don’t understand the hype around it. I guess I can see why it would win though.I think the song is too messy that the juries won’t be giving it as many points as people think. The transition between the bridge and the chorus is rough, and the vocalist isn’t exactly the best. It’s a song that will get a lot of televotes, and maybe the jury will be swayed by public opinion and give it a lot of points, but overall I just don’t register the song as winner material.Greece has no chance of winning. Anyone who thinks that is delusional. There’s no way it will get as big as entries like, say, Kaajira, that it will rack up an insane amount of televotes. I wanna say that it won’t get many jury points, but after seeing Estonia get points from the juries last year, I guess you never know. I also think that there will be sort of a split between televotes with Moldova and Greece. Moldova may even get more televotes than Greece, which is deserved because Moldova’s song and staging are so much better.Denmark appeals to both televoters and juries, and in my opinion is a very strong contender to win. France may be the jury winner but will not get enough televotes to win the whole thing.Australia has no chance of winning.The juries will try to nerf Israel, but I don’t doubt their ability to win entirely, and it’ll be a disaster. Israel’s participation is going to fuck up the overall results again. Why hasn’t the EBU just kicked them out already??I wanna believe that Romania has a chance at winning
>>221444201Completely agree on Finland. I’ve tried getting into it multiple times due to all the hype behind it and it just refuses to click with me. I want Moldova to win, but I don’t see Satoshi doing well with the juries at all. Overall this is just a really weak year. Even weaker than 2025.
>>221443587100% blue and white flag country, either Finland, Greece, or Israel.
>the real battle of civilization
>>221444317>israeli flag voting for Israel The fix is in
>>221443587TOTAL SERBIAN DOMINATIONGOD IS A SERB
I watched the SF and literaly all the songs are bad. I heard Finland were favorites supposedly, but I don't see the appeal. Then again not hard to be the favorite in this festival of mid>>221444348Serbia's song is meh but I do like this band. Their song "Id" is pretty good
>>221444412Listening to Id right now. Sounds like a CoD Zombies song in a good way. Think i might add this to my playlist. Thanks for the recommendation anon
The top 10 on Saturday will be (in alphabetical order):>Albania>Australia>Denmark>Finland>Greece>Israel>Italy>Moldova>Romania>SerbiaMaybe swapping one of Albania or Serbia with Ukraine
>>221444201>>221444292>>221444412You need a very high IQ to understand "Liekinheitin".https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yyrvl97aamY
>>221444670Ukraine going top 10 is likely because of the massive diaspora. Don’t think Romania will go top ten even though they deserve to
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>>221444201The problem with Israel is that the EBU answers to the national broadcasters. It isn't their decision, but you bet your ass broadcasters like austria have been lobbying hard for that shithole, I wonder which countries in europe are pulling the strings behind the scenes for this other than germany and austria.
>>221445009AFAIK Germany was the main voice pushing for them to stay in during the EBU meeting last December
eurovirgin
>>221444201our entry captrues a certain nostalgic je ne sais quoi, but i agree that the execution is rough - namely pete parkkonen's unimpressive vocal talent.
Sex with the bangaranga
>>221444201I hate how juries very clearly just look for that one specific kind of vocal performance (a male singing very high tones) to the point where everything else that makes a song worth listening to gets ignored.
>>221445009If Finland wins, they might get removed. But they definitely won't join Eurovision Asia.I think this year's resignations from 4 countries is just too much of a hole to patch.>>221444201Romania (maybe Albania) and Croatia for me is a secret Top 5 sneak-in, if they win, it'd be the Perfect Ending alongside with placing jews into the SCP Containment. I think Greece winning is still on the table if only because of the last part to his mom and because we have juries in semis back so Televoto winner in this year specifically would make most sense.Eurovision rarely makes sense however. I think just the fact enough Lindita has managed to bring live violin to the stage for the first time since imho greatest song of this contest has won in 1996 - Nocturne, I think will impress both juries and televoto. But I'd be okay with Denmark Twink stealing it all. As long as it's not France, Israel or Ukraine (I like her song, but still am sour over 2022 or that they won semi in 2025), I'd be content.
>>221445526to explain what i meant with Juries being in Semis making Televoto choice victory.Basically with Juries in semi it means they get to have more of their favorites and more of jury baits in the final, thus spreading their votes more evenly instead of putting all eggs in one basket as see by Sweden 2023, Swiss 2024 and so on. Then again, they did save us a year ago from the contest's end.Also please bring back Hungary
we NEED tel aviv 2027
>>221444317>Votes>FeeWhat
I remember what board was like when Conchita Wurst won.What happened? The hype didn't die because lil old Ireland, Spain, Netherland and Slovenia hate Israel, did it?
>>221445781That’s always been a thing
>>221446220All irrelevant minnows....
>>221444201The less people talk about Israel, the less people are likely to mass vote for it to own the other side
>>221443587Finland
>>221445593this but jerusalemwe already had tel aviv eurovision
>>221445526Romania's song makes me cringe, always made me, i dont remember ever having any good performance in the last decades, this shows clearly that our music industry is computer adjusted slop good only for clubing, once they step for live performance its cringe and embarasing
>>221443738>t. muzzie>>221443587I'm all in for Greece and Israel, can't wait for The Usurper (Pedro Sánchez) to lose elections so we can rejoin the world after his distract-from-corruption-scandals antics
>>221447861Spain is a big 5 country I wouldnt call that irrelevant
>>221444201>Why hasn’t the EBU just kicked them out already?? To appease inbred slimes and degenerate leftists? KEK
>>221446220>>221447861It's always safe to assume we're the opposite of whatever the Usurper and his govt does/says.
>>221448535We're irrelevant until 2027 or if a no confidence vote is done
>>221444337looks like a twitter filename doe
Israel is taking part, so everybody loses. I'm watching an old one instead.
>>221448530>hating israel means you're a muslimwhy are you retarded?
>>221443587Official ratings:>>221450524
size of this bitch tho
Finland is going to landslide the jury in a long shot, and it's not really even a contest. France's vocals aren't going to carry them very far since that's really the only thing they got going for them.
>>221450697>Sweden 3/10nigga
>>221443587noone cares about eurovision in big 2026 dawg
>>221452216It all went to shit when maNga was robbed
>>221450697>italy in 2nd Based
>>221443587Who cares? It's deader than ever. Shitshow for shabbasgoys.
>>221444412>Serbia's song is mehI like it, but they got shafted by the sound mixing. Compare their performance in the national finals to last evening, the difference is huge.
>>221452824the jew fears the tvranic bvll
>>221450471Good point
>>221454769>>221452216>being this buckbroken by israelkek
>>221452824Tweet makes no sense, it means if WE win over Finland?
>>221443587Finland wins. SUOMI SUOMI SUOMI
>>221443587Probably a disabled transgender black jew (from palestine/iran/ukraine) like always
didn't watch yesterday, just hope our agrobetos finished last in the semi and that Israel wins it all
>>221455693They think they’re gonna get kicked out if they lose
>>221445247ThisWhat i would give for a bangaranga on me
Absolute scenes if jew nation wins it
>>221456412Probably won’t but it would be funny
Can they even go five minutes without mocking Christians?
>>221457428 apparently they mocked Lithuania and Poland too, but I havent seen a translation of that yet. They can’t help themselves
>>221445526Albania's song is kind of a banger, surprised how much I like it. Romania is sexo and I like when countries submit rock songs but I doubt it will get many votes. Personally I hope Croatia gets top 3 if only for the seething it will cause
>>221457587Actually from what I’ve heard Romania’s rehearsal was really good so they’ll probably qualify and end up on the left side of the scoreboard. Really hope that happens
>>221457629wouldnt mind that
>>221457428christianity in 2026 is a mockery in and of itself never mind the contest where a crime punishable by death according to the bible is committed there every other minutehow about translating the post that got their panties in a bunch because to me it seems like a fake outrage stems from the extreme butthurt due to our presence
>>221458003
I love niggervision
>>221458265Is there even a nigga in Eurovision this year? Does Lithuania count?
>>221458245and how is this offensive to christians exactly? looks like something taken from dune lol
>>221458311France’s artist is half nigga. Her dad is from the Congo
>>221458387They're medieval Catholic tattoos to attempt preventing rape from Turks. If a Jew flashed a menorah and any broadcaster made a comment on it, you'd be yodelling in pain and fake outrage calling it a second Holocaust.
>>221458444she gets a pass because cute
>>221458495eurosissies broadcasters make crude remarks about israel all the time so your point is mootnot being familiar with the fascianting history of *check notes* the balkans aside, in medieval times they didn't cover their entire faces with tattoos so get the fuck outta herehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sicanje
>>221458708also i don't think we ever used a menorah or even a star of david during any of our performances since the 70s because we're not retards bringing religion into a faggot show
>>221458495bullshit nationalistic myths, like the greek secret school, the zalongo dances, and old ladies chasing turks with broomsticks
>>221458680The strangest thing about her is that both of her parents are Mormons which threw me through a loop because I thought they pretty much only existed in North America (besides the missionaries)
>>221458809Technically you use the Star of David on stage every year because it’s on your flag
>>221458809your mere existence is bringing religion to the fore
>>221459002@grok can you display the flags of nordic countries
>>221458311Poland's representative is a black woman, with the most american, niggery, knock-off beyonce "gospel hip hop" song ever
>>221455693>>221452824Part of the reason the EBU was so resistant to kicking Israel out this year is that Austria is hosting. Austria, like Germany, still feels a little bit guilty over Adolf's disproportionate crash out over not getting into art college, so will tend to leap to defend Israel whenever they can. The EBU didn't want to risk losing their host and having to beg I guess Estonia to do it at the last minute with no budget in place to do it.Finland and the Nordic countries do not share the same levels of sympathy. If they host, they will have zero objections to Israel getting the boot. A Finland or a Denmark win means Israel's delegation start shitting bricks when they get to the December meeting this year without a safety net, especially when the EBU's bait and switch "change the rules, don't read the small print" vote trick won't work a second time.
>>221459186To her credit. she was the best singer last night. The rap part is just shite.
>>221459186Believe it or not she’s fully white and is simply pulling an Ariana Grande
>>221459270oh then it's important you dont vote for Germany guys!Ideally you should make us come in last or second to last place, ok? Just dont vote for Germany!Phew, glad we sorted that out
>>221459344Are you serious??? This is blackfishing on a whole other level
>>221459501Yes. Here’s another pic
>>221459270It’ll most likely be a nothingburger unfortunately. Germany will block anything that even slightly threatens KAN. Realistically the only way Israel is out is if Netanyahu actually commits to shutting down the public broadcaster like he wants to
>>221443587I don't understand the hype for Finland. The song was meh. They've had much better contestants in the past. Or is it just because of the live violin play?
>>221460645At this point the only thing I can think of to explain it is the near complete lack of decent competition. The only real good songs this year are Moldova, Romania, Greece, and Italy. Serbia’s pretty decent too.
>>221460645I honestly think the odds influence opinions too much, both jury and public vote. When it's high in the odds, it will get special treatment: more coverage, more media coverage, better position in the show, commentary teams telling you it's the favourite to win and so you should pay attention. I think if you put some people in a room blind and lied about the odds to say that Finland was an outsider dark horse and someone like Albania or Czechia were favourites to win, you would actually be able to convince people.
>>221458809Its in your fucking flag.
>>221460927ESC Gabe riding Finland so hard this year probably has a hand in it too. His channel has exploded in popularity and a good chunk of Eurovision fans nowadays are parroting a lot of his takes
>>221459270I krautpologize
>>221445327They also like female ballads a lot
>>221460645yah finland is very low energy/our girl/ and bangaranga girl are the hottest btw
>>221460795>The only real good songs this year are Moldova, Romania, Greece, and Italy. Serbia’s pretty decent too.https://youtu.be/J3oGYo_mekw?si=Y7bDvjBzl-xLnWug
>>221461770Bangaranga is just ok
>>221461770i love that despite this shit being political rigged and satanic show, multiple countries each year are trying to gather tasty coomer points
>>221462042sexo sells (votes)
>>221461770Songs that change their tempo mid-song are an instant write-off
>>221461867>>221462680its the best song
>>221462798Me no like unga bunga song
>>221463048rock unc
>>221463303Rock is based doebeitever
>>221463649rock died in 2009dubstep and david guetta killed it
>>221463707
>>221463899sure, i guess you had imagine dragons
oooga booga contest
>>221460795>Moldova, Greece>GoodLol no, they were garbage
>>221457428it's their entire identity so of course they can't, and when called out on anything they'll pretend to be a victim or that it wasn't serious
>>221464453bangaranga contest
>>221457428>Some 21 year old KAN social media foid sees another foid with temp face tattoos>ahaha that looks cute, it’s like those face ones I got with my other foidettes on my trip! I’ll make a cute meme about how it looks just like the time I put on a bunch of face tattoos so that Chad can notice me!>6 hours pass>Get condemned by half of the ESC, thousands if DM’s floating from angry Balkans wanting lynch you>Omggg this is so offensive meme and mocking of my religion of course you evil Jews all you do is mock and oppress others all the time no empathy empathy empathy unlike me flawless got>Caption gets posted on /r/Eurovision, gets 2000k upWatermelons in 2 hours>Gets front page New York Times hit piece about you the next week, and how it’s connected to systemic White Zionist privilege o algo
>>221465884Holyyyy Reddit
>>221467689rare Israeli gem
Youtube views a day later>Greece 1.1m>Poland 734k>Italy 714k>Finland 608k>Croatia 603k>Serbia 559k>Israel 506k>Moldova 488k>Germany 320k>Sweden 291k>Belgium 236k>Lithuania 232k>San Marino 160k>Montenegro 141k>Georgia 116k>Portugal 116k>Estonia 96k
>>221444317>>221443860this is what ruined Eurovisions.
>>221443587 Romania sent a BPD song to represent them
>Bangaranga won the SF2 audience pollbased bangers
>>221468690thank god if it doesnt make it tomorrow im not watching the final
>>221448530You're a retard
>>221468690full results
>>221468609Sex with the gothic BPD gypsy foid
>>221448530Nigga what? You're a muzzie for pointing out that Israel is suspiciously immune to the contest rules and is manipulating votes?
>>221470853(You) me when an actual goth band makes it to Eurovision
jew bots in this thread btw
>>221470979lavina
>>221469163dubs and it nqs
>>221443587When is the Eurovision 2026 part 2 going to happen?
>>221473121today at 9:00 CET/ 3:00 EST
bump
Choose your characterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EgF63eicgI
>Currently 9°C, RealFeel 2°CIT WAS WARM AND SUNNY A FEW DAYS AGO WHAT THE FUCK IT'S THE MIDDLE OF MAY
>>221477324fucking state of thatembarrassing
>>221477798>Sings in German
>>221477798RULE BRITANNIA
>>221477798If we're going to finish last with 0 anyway, I would rather we send dumb cringekino like this instead of the last couple of years where it's serious attempts that flop horribly.
>Swiss ESC hope Veronica Fusaro has to accept a breakdown again today: wrong material was used for her rehearsal performance in the Wiener Stadthalle, and props were taken to the stage late. In the first dress rehearsal, even entire props were missing - the ORF had brought them to the warehouse.They can only win by sabotaging the best act
Norway is so damn cringe this year..
israel will win
wtf I love Poland now
>>221443587Hope Iran nukes it
>>221478852EBU head Martin Green claimed Swtizerland never asked to play live. Yet another lie from him then.
>>221477798At least it has soul
>>221458904I don't think they would even bother with the missionaries if they didn't get any converts. Now how many people convert permanently is a different thing entirely.
>>221443587who are the straight male performers this year? metrosexuals edgelords like käärijä or joost klein don't count
>>221479988Moldova is the straightest entry this year as usual
Let us take a moment to appreciate the shitpost songs which failed to make it to the contest:Albania: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QNvRuLYVLwCroatia: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3GM6nbQjMcEstonia: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP2JdFfodh0Bonus Estonia: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WV8xpixfI00Finland: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQNMBYSvFVQGermany: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9cEimHLFFYItaly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKi7s0TdY8YLithuania: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cw341gQskvELuxembourg: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nD5Ge25LWAMBonus Lux: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqsKo_1Q5qoMalta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZzC41ZyF3gMoldova. Not a shitpost song - it's about the anger of absentee fathers. But then he went and fingered a bear on stage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsUdntj10oMMontenegro: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg8B2sWjK-YPoland: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjRVx1ZnXpQRomania: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmhaM5I9mqsSan Marino: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIDuVQ7aBF4Serbia: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNSq5clJq24Bonus Serbia: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS_dC5xqUy8Sweden: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS_dC5xqUy8Bonus Brazil via Sweden: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9o4qa-lxU2c
>>221480492I'm glad Finland is winning but losing Takkatukka was brutal. Truly entered in the wrong year. It would've been the greatest host entry ever in the contest.>Copacabana BoyHe's still a massive meme over here. Fucking love that retard
>>221480492Man of culture. I love Eegor he's so funny. This was the second time he took part in the national contest thoughever. His first one is unironically my favorite entry everhttps://youtu.be/-JtESWgny6c?si=HHNvhhGOMpcD7al3
>>221480638Pze is unironically better than mello. Pze 2022 was the first foreign NF I watched in full, probably because of booba.
>>221480492Fucked up one of the Sweden links. Was supposed to be Delulu.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fb8XCM4JKtg
>>221479988Italy
>>221480599Might be an interval act if they win
>>221443587As if we all don't know who's gonna buy votes again and bribe the judges again this year...I'm still boycotting.
>>221443587can someone explain to me what eurovision is? is it like international american idol? why does anyone care about it?
>>221482151A bunch of European countries (+israel, Azerbaijan, and Australia) send an original song to represent their country and then a combination of juries and the public vote on the best one
>>221482151You'll find out in 2 years when your cunt joins eurovision
>>221482376is that actually happening? i still don't think i will be paying any attention to it
>>221448395if that city could get any worse
>>221482151>World War 2 ends>Switzerland have this fancy cross-country broadcast system called Eurovision, to help distribute stuff like royal coronations and the like around Europe>Switzerland decide to do some team building with Europe to try and bring people together a bit, and to test their systems>sees Italy has this music contest called Sanremo they've been doing>Switzerland copy the template of it and invite a couple of countries to send a couple of songs each to perform together in a music contest>proves successful>as the decades go by, it's just now an excuse for a friendly (on paper) party where countries come together, share some culture, remember that each other exists, and enjoy some cheesy music>popular with the gays because it's basically musical theatre, but also popular with families because it's just an annual tradition to have one Saturday evening each year watching an international music festival>vote determines who gets to host the party next year, which is why some countries desperate for a bit of sportswashing or tourism money take it so seriously, whilst others send goofy shit for the fun of the game>Australia gets invited along too because they had enough superfans to justify bringing them to the 60th anniversary special>Canada are asking to join because they want to get more connected to Europe too
>>221482122I agree. Sweden’s gotta go
MAKE A NEW THREAD ONLY 4 HOURS LEFT
>>221482679The egypt anon will make one when there's one hour left
>>221482151it's just a song contest between EBU members
