I haven't left my apartment for the past 3 months, not even to throw the trash.
>>221445105Perfect. If you're skinny stay there and wait for me to find you and make you my slug bride.
>>221445105how did you get food and throw away the garbage?
Imagine le smellz
>>221445105I have realized this board might have the highest concentration of truecels of all places on the internet. R9k are normies by comparison
>>221445137r9k is women and trannies
happened to me during covid. an ecosystem of flies and spiders came and went. i realized the world wasn't going to end. i took a bag full of beer bottles to the curb to recycle. Neighbor says, "oh man, crazy weekend, huh?"
>>221445137/Int/ is /r9k/ as a blue board
>>221445105do you have good hygiene
i leave my apartment everyday to buy 2x6er packs of the cheapest 29cent beer at NETTO supermarket i always go 30 minutes before the store closes so i get that bakery stuff like donuts for 50% off on sales
>>221445131>how did you get foodyou can literally order anything you need from the supermarket delivered directly to your house
>>221445156gamer
>>221445156so you must have a big stash of beer if you buy that much every day?
>>221445174noit´s all in my stomach
>>221445221is it jiggly and round and soft
>>221445105Can't you go outside for like 5 minutes? Don't you long to feelthe sun's embrace?
>>221445221you're gonna die of cirrhosis anon
>>221445105i don't leave the house until it's dark
>>221445105post pics
I live in a truck
>>221445342https://youtu.be/tJWjq76qEIQ?si=V0pVaknTvz988kyE
>>221445342aren't you afraid of your truck coming to life like in maximum overdrive and it holds you hostage and does tentacle stuff to you
>>221445342Comfy as fuck.
>>221445342Comfy
>>221445342whenever i read something online about the life of americans, it's some grim Great Depression-era stuff like this wtf are yall niggas doing over there
>>221445524this guy is clearly a trucker. he drives 18 wheelers full of cargo around all day all over the place
i bet american truckers earn 10 times as much as croatian dermatologists
>>221445540nigga aint got no house lmao how is that not fucked up
>>221445105How do you sustain yourself?
>>221445524we don't have any social safety net like europe so there's nothing to stop you from living a totally marginal life
>>221445621he definitely has a house or an apartment but he's probably only there on the weekendyea maybe its fucked up, others here seems to think its comfy. if some people want to live in a shoebox and make big money that means theres more room for me to listen to the frogs at night next to my cabin on the lake, what do i care
>>221445524There's a Swedish trucker on this board who posts pictures of his cabin sometimes. This is just how truckers live.
>>221445665>>221445689America seems cursed and abhorrent to me, when I see videos of fat Americans hobbling about, it reminds me of some Nurgle creation
>>221445131The fucking window
>>221445524Have you never heard of a trucker with a sleeper cab?
>>221445156Anon don't just buy junk, c'mon you need vitamins and minerals, good fats and proteins.
>>221445689I live with my parents and I'm home for 4 nights per month
>>221445524>>221445621Euro sound so stupid saying nigga. At one point its not meming, its their actual vocabulary. Kind of sad how they want to act American.
>>221445772neeehhh get a f*ck outta her hahahahah
>>221445553I make about $1500-1700 per week
>>221445772Nigga shut the fuck up nigga.
>>221445711grand daddy nurgle smiles upon all his childrenits because the food here is unhealthy, processed crap loaded up with too much sugar or salt. you almost have to go out of your way to eat healthy. thats not even getting into all the GMO crap. EU banned it, but we're the guinea pigs for whatever Umbrella Corp GMO cryptid creatures they put on our plate like pigs that glow green in the dark, rodents with omega-3 fatty acid, featherless chickens, or salmon that grow up quicker. >>221445751>4 nights per monththat is not ideal
>>221445342>>221445524Give him a big hand guys, homeless dude
>>221445751how can you keep a girlfriend with that lifestyle
>>221445863I dont
>>221445342I drove otr 3 years and now I’m local and still wanna rope
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