Emperor Hadrian edition>>221444767
gave myself pink eye award
>>221446495wouldn't mind a pink slit myself
I was going to make an Addy edish
>>221446504>Not even blonde>Not even blue eyed
>>221446504when she touched this niggas hand it was like she was touching mine's fr, got me on my knees
>sunset hour>Simpsons is on TV>Weezer - "Island in the Sun" is playingahhh yes
>>221446508She's half Mehican
women should start acting logically and have sex with me
>>221446533they want someone who already knows how to fucklike me
>women should start acting logically and have sex with me
I can't stand you hoes
for me, its when i can see the contour of their panties through their skin tight leggins which honestly happens a lot idk how women are ok going out like this
>>221446504I wish I could be so confident and beautiful
if you didnt have a "practice gf" to practice having sex with when you were a teenager, then its too late and ur cooked
>>221446557They want Chad to notice so he fucks them. You are not to look at them though, the panties are not for you.
I saw a Canadian family reunion at the park today. There were about 6 adult Canada geese and a couple dozen goslings. Fuzzy cute goslings. Canada goose parents are good parents. I'm going back tomorrow with frozen blueberries in case they are still partying
if i was woman i would dress exactly like i do right now as a man
>>221446571I love to beat fucking goose and kill tham
>>221446571Based, Canada Geese get a bad reputation they are actually legit good parents and relatively peaceful animals. If you leave them alone they leave you alone, and if you have food they will be nice to you.
>>221446563>"practice gf"noob cope. either you have it in you or you don't have it.
>>221446571> couple dozen goslings
>>221446577billie eilish ahh
>I love to beat fucking goose and kill tham
>>221446586no adult virgin knows how to fuck
>>221446563Before I got married I had a 3 or 4 girl rotation. Now I am with only 1 chick, I am kind of bored.
this is one of the reasons why people dislike zoomers.
>>221446605Haha is that guy from India?
>>221446608You would know
i can have sex with a teenager any time i want in brazil as a brazillian citizen
Hannah is the perfect gf
>>221446627bizarre post
>>221446625yeah i've pounded a few
>>221446627Chill bruh you blowin up the spot
the state of the world makes me anxious but I also don't care what happens to it
I have a urinary tract infection from peeing in bottles
>>221446584>and if you have food they will be nice to you.It'd be nice if I could pet, and perhaps even kiss, one of their goslings in exchange for frozen blueberries. Probably not though.
>>221446549Nigga got a blood vessel for a unibrow>>221446563I had one but all I did was kiss her, hug her, and feel her tits. I wanted to get one to fuck in my junior or senior HS year but covid destroyed that>>221446571I much prefer trumpeter swans personally
i wish they could make smoking healthy
>>221446674No, don't try that. They will fuck your shit up if you attempt it.
>be me>waungus
>be me>wagyu
shes so sexy but... shes a whore, thats really just a big conundrum
https://www.instagram.com/liapalmer_/?hl=eneven the literal retards are whores now
>>221446504sick of her shiddingtonshire now
it's ice cream float season soon
You're all dowdy bitches
>>221446705how retarded are down syndrome people, aren't they banging head on wall retarded how can they even be whores
>>221446584i see lady feed them by hand
>>221446486Did you knew that Hadrian forbid circumcision?
>>221446729i see lady get put in hospital for being disrespectful bitch too
>>221446713cprr cpuld murder wun of deez
>>221446608Nobody expects them to. Thinking you need to "practice" before you get with your forever girl is part of the problem. All she wants is a confident man, not necessarily an "experienced" man.
>>221446726>The average IQ for a young adult with Down syndrome is 50, which is equivalent to the mental age of an 8- or 9-year-old.
Watching family guy with dogberg in bed
>>221446746That's smart enough to complete 90% of tasks required by modern society
>>221446742corrfugginwhatshisnameummmick hucknall innit
>>221446746average IQ in India is 76, in Canada it's 102
>>221446746down syndrome are like hurr durr retarded, they cant be capable enough to do make up, apply filters, put on clothes, manage an instagram account, unless some down syndrome are less retarded than others
Dogberg is resting his head on my chest
Why aren't sandwiches more popular in the UK? Why is jeet sloppa the preferred foodstuff?
>>221446753>>221446765Yjk
>>221446778Brits avoid things that Americans like.
>>221446765he can tell you're going to die soon due to being morbidly obese
>>221446778They used all their bread making toast sandwiches
Search And DestroyYour Pretty Face Is Going To HellPenetrationGimme DangerI Need SomebodyRaw PowerShake AppealDeath Tripcriminal how badly diss was producedlike theres literally no way of salvaging itall other remasters remixes or what not have failed coz just initial recording and production was bad and unsalvageable
test
Stomp clap hey
>>221446807audibly kek'd
My prostate is dying to be vibed rn
I wanna rock
futa cock
i'm a goofy goober
>>221446809I think the worst cases of poorly mastered music I can think of are Raw Power by the Stooges and any of Dead or Alive's discography. It's criminal because they're both great artists whose works have aged well, but nobody seems to care.
nice outfit, goober
https://youtu.be/1Dd7GNm68hIwant to make this
>>221446830I think you might be a homosexual
>>221446859It's strictly a medical procedure
Read a news headline and got pissed for a second but then realized I don't care
Are you excited to see Travis Scott rapping in Chrisopher Nolan's upcoming adaptation of "The Odyssey"?
>>221446857Burritos are tasty, I should make some for din din tomorrow. Joshua has some good vids, he uses a similar format to Babish's old stuff but he doesn't trauma dump on his audience about his mental breakdowns of violent assrape in a mental hospital.
Parents were very surprised to see that I got straight As in my first semester of university. It's the most surprised I've seen them in a while.If I keep it up while working at the University I might be able to go to one of the top schools in California or the Northeast.
Watching a stream of some aging millennials playing games and talking about egoraptor, oneyplays, somethingawful and other shit from 10+ years ago
>>221446870We all need to release some fluid any way we can every now and then if you catch my drift, that thicc Asian swimsuit model in the last thread did it for me
>>221446880Based poomunity college goer
>>221446887>other shit from 10+ years agoOney's more popular now than he was 10 years ago by a huge margin due to Smiling Friends and Friday Night Funkin
>>221446876This will not be a film that I will pay to see.
Thanks for being the best poster in this general Zoom Zoom, too many weirdos in here tonight
>>221446887I'm watching Brittany Venti
if i had a gf i would cuddle with her and caress her hair and plant kisses on her forehead
>>221446904Chris is only related to those things tangentially
Last night I had a dream that Michael Jackson came to my house and gave a private performance for me, my mom, and my grandma. He didn't even have a stage, he was just walking around the house singing. At one point he kissed me on the cheek and forehead. He was in his white phase
Wish my town had a legit Jewish deli. I would kill some some pastrami or matzo ball soup. Right now I would probably have to drive into the city to get some
Finna poop myself to sleep
>>221446928Foid
based Venti enjoyer, wouldn't mind giving those melons a taste
>>221446936i got some pastrami for ya right here pal
>>221446917I'd put my dick up her shithole
>>221446928>He was in his white phaseOh hell no
>>221446943Nope, straight male. I rarely even listen to Michael Jackson, this dream is probably because of all the online discourse around him lately
>>221446944I wish she would headbutt me to death no cap
best part of going to bed is knowing you will have coffee in the morning
>>221446961So true
Keep having dreams about being in india and not knowing where to go
>>221446966I had one like that in Bangladesh. But in my dream it was clean and not filled with trash, so probably inaccurate
HEYTHE ICE OF BOSTON IS MUDDYAND REFLECTS NO LIGHT IN DAY OR NIGHT AND I SLIP ON IT EVERY TIME
>>221446957absolutely fucked post
The only way to heaven is the rocky road to hell
>>221446972It's weird but not even in the top 1000 most fucked posts I've seen
>>221446967>>221446966I frequently have dreams where I am in a familiar place, like my parent's house or a friend's place, and then I find a hidden room, or a secret basement lower than the regular basement.Not sure what these dreams mean.
Smoking some weed and getting super high and playing video games
>>221446985It means there is a cavernous lost city underneath your house, where The Old Ones used to be worshipped
Just coom'd
When I was a kid my little town had a locally owned bodega, a locally owned grocery store, and a locally owned gas station. All gone now. Don't think I'll ever seen one again
Bodega's are just glorified 7/11s
The scariest dream I had I was in a forest I felt like I was in danger and being watched then I crawled into a cement tube and I could see my parents on the other end while I was crawling through shouting for them, the tube got smaller and smaller and filled with spiders till I couldn't see them then I woke up
3/4 of the dreams I have now involve me being trapped in some level of hell. It's not a burning rocky place most of the time, only once ever did it look like "classic" hell. Usually it's an endless forest with a bizarre 2 storey cabin that goes on forever once you're inside it, endless windows and the exterior shifts every time I look out a different window. Last time I was in an old school and the rooms were all empty, I was leading a group of people but we kept finding locked doors and couldn't get out. Every so often I'll see someone I knew a long time ago but haven't seen in ages, sometimes it's dead family members.I don't really enjoy dreaming anymore.
I'm finna go to the bodega and get a chopped cheese
>>221446989the madness
>>221446996When I was growing up in Northern Ontario our town was the same. Within 5 to 10 years of a wal mart coming to down, all of those closed down and jeets moved in.
>>221447004
>>221447006Do you feel trapped in real life?
>>221447004those culverts are filled with black widows bro you shouldn't crawl through them
>>221447017Yes, every day of my entire life. But I also don't know where to go.
at some points dreams stop being whimsical and start being grim
>>221447006I always have dreams about being back in school and trying to escape
next up on my black sabbath deep dive is their self titled debut album. I heard it before but it didnt really interest me, lets see how it holds up
>>221447035It's kino
>>221447031Same
I used to have recurring nightmares about a fat old woman in a white van trying to get into my house. This was when I was in my 20s, not a kid
>>221447042your mom drives a white van?
>>221447031Yeah I have dreams where I have to go back in time and repeat 6th grade, or repeat it as a grown man like in that Adam Sandler movie
>>221447031>>221447041I STILL have dreams about forgetting to study for an exam or forgetting to finish an assignment.
>>221447030This is one way to put it. I used to enjoy dreaming all the time, now, although they aren't necessarily nightmares, dreaming just isn't the same.
>>221447048I get this dream sometimes. I have an exam i didn't know about or something like that.No experience is unique
>>221447048My school dreams usually involve being in math class and getting embarrassed because I can't answer the questions
Damn Daniel
my reoccurring dream is running late to school or work and i fucking hate how real it feels
hello cumbums
>>221447064Sup bitch
>>221447063This is such a bullshit feeling, I get this too and if it's close to when I'm woken by my alarm it legit ruins the first few hours of my day.
You know you're getting old when you make a cooking playlist on youtube and begin saving things to it.
>>221446920>Chris is only related to those things tangentiallyTrue but they've both played a huge role in keeping OP relevant and popular. If you check their social blade that channel has been going on remarkably strong for a channel as old as it is and for how many iterations it's been through.>>221446949We've talked about him a lot in /cum/ for the past month or so so that's not surprising>>221446985I have dreams that are all about Minnesota and places there all the time. Almost all of my dreams are about it and it's always accurate depictions of the places I grew up.
sneezed
Anyone get the broken teeth, or teeth falling out dream?
>>221447094Yeah do you get dreams about one of your body parts being rotten and worms come out of it?
Big butt so what
>>221447094I've had the fingernails falling off dream, I was in a dark cave and there was a horrible witch creature following me through tunnels. She kept getting close and scraping my back with her claws but I just kept getting away over and over. I remember looking at my hands and all my fingernails were falling out of my fingers.
I'm reading The Two Towers now. It's really wild how good the LOTR novels are. Genuinely very very good and I read mostly classics.
I wish American Dad came on FXX
>>221447099Ew no
>>221447099No.
ayo this nigga readin
>>221447107That's a nightmare!
>>221447116Miller Grove posting in 2026
>>221447120>go to sleep>fucking horrible nightmares>wake up>huh>just as bad
I had a dream my mom died and then I blew my brains out
Helped my dad recover a password and his email inbox is just hundreds of emails from Fanduel that say "Your deposit has been accepted"
>>Miller Grove posting in 2026
>>221447129
VGH this is what Italy used to be about…
ive made a video game that is a absurdist black comedy of the real earth we live on. an exaggerated dystopian hell hole. 100+ multiplayer, 2d topdown. think there's any potential in the idea? they do say execution is what matters but it will always be 2d topdown which many probably think sucks but for advanced simulator games i think its the best choice
>>221447143I recently visited my boomer parents and permanently disabled the internet on their laptop. They're at a point where the internet is more of a danger to them than anything. They have their phones but they're limited in the damage they could do with that vs. a full computer.
>>221447151GYATT that is a wallpaper worthy shot
>>221447141dreams where family get hurt or die are gut wrenching. i have recurring dreams where my family is being attacked by shadows and i can't kill them and eventually everyone dies and then i wake up when they kill me.
My most common unsettling dreams1. A secret basement. Sometimes a basement below a familiar basement.2. I forgot to study for an exam or test of some kind, I am back in school.3. Teeth breaking or falling out.4. I am in public without my pants on or otherwise naked 5. I need to collect some item in a familiar setting, I am either being chased or it is time sensitive
Why is pop music just porn now?
>>221447155Hotline Miami worked well with 2D top down
>>221447161Looks a bit like the flag of a town in Poland
>>221447172Because it’s based
>>221446504so are popstars just strippers now?
>>221447164The "losing your backpack or wallet" dream is super fucking gay, I hate those ones. Lost my wallet once IRL when I was a teenager and I think the stress of it broke part of my brain.
Hotline Miami mentioned
>>221447172How about poop music, and it’s all toilet sounds?
currently watching porn. its over
>>221447194
sometimes when i pee i feel a nug just about to come out so i sit down to poop and thats it, just a singular lil nug comes out and i'm like why the fuck are you here dude, if you were gonna bother me with this shit why did you come alone, wheres the rest you fucking piece of shit
>>221447202Is this about the artist SOPHIE
>>221447204Relatable
>>221447202now I wanna hear some scottish techno
Remember when Sophie killed xerself and people pretended xhe fell off a building? weird times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDKFteX84kQ
>>221447188I don't get this one too often. Once in a while I will wake myself from trying to scream in my dream. Does this occur to anyone else?
>>221447221MASSSSSIF CHUUUUUNNNNNEEE
>>221447210https://youtu.be/dQEmaj9C6ko
>>221447226I find I can never speak in dreams, for some reason everything is always silent no matter what's going on.
>>221446486My ancestor
>>221447221ok this actually bumpsgood job, scotland
Alright I'm gonna jerk for an hour or two then go to bed
I'm so stupid and retarded
>>221447275flag checks out
First episode of Futurama for tonight isn't that good
whats peak American dream for an immigrant?CEO?Executive at JP Morgan or o algo like that?investor?Company owner?Hollywood celebrity?District Judge? Property owner?Surgeon?Lawyer in a top firm?US House representative?
>>221447281Somebody insults meI don't careSomebody insults CanadaIt's beat down! time!
>>221447275
I want to work as a construction worker in the us, please let me in
>>221447288Ask your gay uncle who runs a rub and tug in California
>>221447288nah, the dream is to scam the american taxpayer, sit at home and do absolutely nothing, never assimilate, then create parallel societies where you never speak english
Started another jar of fermented pickles. Forgot to add dill and garlic but I'll do that tomorrow. Also had some trouble keeping the pickles to stay down under the brine, maybe they'll sink as they absorb it or at least become too salty for anything to grow there. Then I'll take off a little bit of brine from the top and put on a metal lid
gooning is depressing
>>221447288Literally ask leonardo
>>221447315did you get some new lids that won't give you rusty pickles
>>221447315
niggas hobby is making pickles lmao
I want to taste anon's pickles
>>221447316Stop watching porn and stop jerking off.
ur mom gave me a 'rusty pickle', IYKWIM
I eat pickled olives like they're a snack
Saw a video of a nigga killing himself in prison by falling off his bunk headfirst into the metal toilet and I kinda wanna do it like that
Tampax has a new leak guard for their compact line
>>221447315if you can buy some fermentation weights
>>221447341you must be thrilled
>>221447343Get his ass
put a piece of clear tape over your shipping label to completely and utterly befuddle the post office.
>>221447298>>221447313>>221447321such brown answers
should i make pickles, now thats the question
>>221447341It's about fucking time
http://rusty-lumberjack.urbanup.com/3620067
Accidentally?!
>>221447340
>>221447351what does it do?
>>221447194It exists!https://youtu.be/vsUq1CDYShU
>>221447360what i really want to know is what does it do near the shore and what does it do out in the ocean
>>221447364it's tape.
I need to get out of my head
Sharted again
>>221447368GG Allin would be proud
>>221447368wew
>>221447373Maybe shore is for eating and ocean is for getting pussy
>>221447373stalking roy scheider>>221447378but why would it befuddle the post office?
>>221447368s o y
>>221447383https://youtu.be/c18441Eh_WE
>>221447364it prevents them from being able to get your package to your customer, even though their address is clearly visible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAKheilC4fg
>>221447408Is there a name for this aesthetic, colour palette, lighting, etc?
>>221447343Yeah I could use those. Are they expensive?
>>221447322I cleaned off the rusty one
Africanized honey bees’ fast twitch muscle fibres
>>2214474282000? she's only 1300 away from tying your mothers record
>>221447425its just a fucking stone dude, just find a rock or anything that fits your jar that sinks
>>221447409i do it all the time with amazon return labels and never had a problem>>22144742520 leaf rupees on amazon
>>221447442Amazon uses UPS to handle their returns which is not a government agency meaning that they hire people who know how to read.
>>221447428Using condoms is so weird. It’s like bulimics who eat food and then throw it up again so they can’t digest it. Just like eating, sex has a purpose, and it’s not for nutting in a chastity bag.
>>221447435Nesquik muscle fibres
>>221447452The purpose of sex is to get my dick wet while I squeeze some boobies and buttcheeks!
>>221447442India should rename their currency to püpees
god dammit anaheim
>>221446517COMFY
Washington Square Park sounds like a black Korean guy
A nigga like me ain't neva touched no pussy befo
Out on the streets of Bakersfield trynna figure out what this thing called life is
people want a PARTNER not sex, a person to be with and do stuff with so you aren't just fucking alone
Off to the sex shoppe for more lube y’all need anything
>>221447477I want sex
>>221447452>Using condomsMy "cheers" saying is always "to rattle snakes and condoms. Two things I don't fuck with"
>willingly living in bakersfield
>>221447441Yeah I guess I just need a small flat stone and should clean it up
>>221447480https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIoqMOHAVIw&pp=ygUOaGVzaCB3YW50cyBzZXg%3D
>>221447493Why is that link so long
i've been feeling a faint maybe salty taste at the tip of my tongue the whole day
>>221447528stop slurping cum
>>221447504don't worry about it
New MAHA diet just got an upgrade
have you ever thought about eating a banana that was shaped like an apple? imagine a banana you bite into, and there's more around the outside of your mouth. this is true revolutionary thinking
the good guys won again :)
Quality of this thread nose dived when it hit 12am
>>221447568who?
>>221447563I'll eat the bird instead but more for you
>>221447428Imagine the smell
>>221447571my giants
me i'm too much of a nice guy, women want dark triad chads who beat them and treat them like sex objects
that's interesting, thanks for sharing
Listening to Pantera gives me heart palpitations
1 hour left of Futurama
>>221447601REE. SPECT. WALK.
>>221447608For me it's The Great Southern Trendkill
Two boomers talking about music Dead thread.
i need to stop watching porn.
My current ideal gf is a short, slender, impish, mildly tomboyish redhead with a coarse but cute southern accent.
I finished listening to Black Sabbath s/t a while back. Very noring, lots of dead air. The noodling at the end was unnecessary and felt like padding 6.3/10, put it in D tier
>>221447638/mu/ is a dead board so we have to talk about it here
the worst possible fate for a music fan would be being born as a zo*mer
My current ideal gf is a short, slender, impish, mildly tomboyish redhead with a coarse but cute southern accent and a penis.
>>221447649Filtered
>>221447644I sometimes miss the dating app chase, but also I am happily married to a perfect 10. But those early 20s girls are fine.
>>221447662more like put to sleep
Every rare flag is Estonia to me
drinking milk
>>221447676so is it because you like estonian girls or what
be afraid, be very afraid
My dog almost choked me to death with his leash a few times I would fall asleep and he would come onto the bed with the leash on his collar and somehow end up wrapping it around my throat
so do you guys also have terrible leg cramps how do I stop it I'm a man I'm not a fucking woman
>>221447695why would it have the leash on when ur asleep?
>>221447695LOL
>>221447703>I'm a man I'm not a fucking woman
>>221447704My parents would leash him in my room because he was super aggressive to my other dog
>>221447703Stop drinking tap water
can brown people just fuck off? is that too much to ask?
>>221447718this ain't mexico
>>221447724this is flint michigan
>>221447704What if he wants to go for a sleepwalk
Heard gunshots tonight
>>221447749O BLOCK, nigga, real SOUTH SAIYEEEEEEED hours nigga
>>221447718how about top water and it makes you gay
>>221447757I'm in Gary Indiana
>>221447765lol, RIP bozo
You are just a worm in someones ass
>>221447094I always just pull them out nonchalantly
Zit on my chin that takes forever to disappear showed up again
>>221447765have you seen BRT?
NEU!!!>>221447802>>221447802>>221447802
>>221447765What?!
>>221447732now name another example.
>>221447185>nowoh sweet summer child
just shotgunned a glass of whole milk
