Canada is NOT a prison. Yes you CAN escape it. Do not lose hope
Of all the places to go
>>221451579>hyperlinks on paperbased
>>221451920I literally planned to move to the US since I was like 12, igaf about Trump
>>221451920he chose the best one in the world :^)
>>221452941>>221452962It's the same as canada in all the ways canada sucks but bigger
>>221453224you were saying?
>>221453283>Akronmakes sense
>>221453345here's what you'll pay for a house in Regina, which one of the biggest dumps in Canada
>>221453471Rust Belt Ohio is absolutely one of the biggest dumps in the USyou thinking this is some kind of flex is extremely funny
>>221451579Welcome brother-cousin.
>>221453695Compared to most Ohio suburbs, Regina has:-Worse crime -Less jobs-Lower salaries-(significantly) Worse weather-Less things to do
>>221453471>>221453283Why would you live in either of these places? I can get a bigger and better house than that for a price 5 times lower than that in some backwater in Serbia but why would I wanna do that? What good is a cheap house in a dump?
>>221453695>>221453776and to top it all off regina is on its way on becoming minority white. I don't want to make this about race but really what a joke of a country
>>221453776invalid, you'd need to compare Ohio suburbs to Regina suburbs or Akron to Regina>worse crimeI doubt it>(significantly) Worse weathernope>Less things to doare you gay or why does this even matter, also the "things to do" will be in some nearby city, not your random suburb
>>221453902Most americans would actually shit their pants if they had to live through a Regina winter, and if you're living in a nice far off suburb of Akron the crime rate will be significantly lower
>>221451579Canadians are basically Americans in all but name, Quebec is the only exception.
Thanks, i dont see it as a prison though, it’s my homeland
>>221451579>you will receive information marked do not open???
>>221454219I didn't want to offend any canadians, it's just that many canadians are blissfully unaware how bad the standard of living has gotten in the past few years while the CBC keeps parroting how america is worse. Something has to be done about it and I'm not sure if Carney is the guy who will save Canada
>>221454307they give you a sealed package with various documents, only the border agent can open it when you enter the US
>>221453283house looks nice, at least on the outside, but i assume it's located in some rust belt shithole with lots of blacks, meth heads, and no jobs.
>>221451579Insane how there is now no hope in this country for anyone under 40, every young Canadian I talk to wants to leave but every boomer doesn't give a shit & wants more of the same. Grim country.
>>221455268>lots of blacks, meth heads, and no jobskind of except the last part, even a dump like northeast ohio has a lower unemployment rate than the best parts of canada. And honestly the exurbs are really livable, you aren't really exposed to urban problems there
>>221453224> in all the ways canada sucks but biggerexcept the only one that actually matters: money
>>221451579my gf escaped Canadawhen she acts up i threaten to call ICE and she shuts up really quick
>>221453283>Akron
>>221451579fuck off, we're full
>>221457275kek
>>221453224>It's the same as canada in all the ways canada sucksnot true, also really atrocious grammar and syntax in your post. wtf.
>>221457689>>221457717cope
>>221451579I'm jelly. I would move to Texas, houses are relatively cheap, and lots of welding jobs.
>>221457875You can make it bro, just keep racking that overtime money. If you have $800k USD you can get an investor visa
>>221457875fuck off, we're full
>>221457875Also look up the E2 visa, you can open a welding shop in the US and if you hire an american or two they'll let you live here
>>221454196Americans are jews by a different name and belong to israel
>>221458746based. feels good to be on the winning team.
>>221451579>>221452941absolutely cannot believe some canadians will still think and do this especially on this website now in the information age of our lord 2026 just to get a little bit higher of a salary in exchange for waking up and getting shot and their kids getting circumsized shot and raped against anyone's will by jeffrey epstein and then their kid can't get even get an abortion because red states banned and then you go bankrupt because of your kid's medical bills put a $999,999,999 hole in your wallet and then you try to vote against for a different politician but it doesn't matter because it's either team red or team blue and then you try to voice your concerns about this on the internet but now the us is banning foreign routers because they've become the surveillance state that they accused china of being ten years ago and then you try to start a garden to take your mind off of things but then a flock camera catches you doing this and your HOA comes and says HOLD ON THEIR PARDNER DID YOU JUST DO A COMMUNISM DONT YOU KNOW ABOUT THE BRIZE OF FREEDOM :DDDD and fines you $999,999,999 dollars and evicts you from your own house all the while a 999,999,999 sq. feet data center is erected next to your residence that you are subsidizing so it can poison your water supply and replace the high paying white collar job you moved here for and then you get addicted to opiates to become a necrotic fentanyl contortionist and then you go to jail for loitering and then you get bootyraped by jerome le'forsche mcnugget but hey at least you have a higher salary eh it could have been worse at least you didn't die for israel although you did subsidize them your whole life it i told all this to my friend who still wants to move to the US and he was just silent he has no rebuttal besides that unemployment is bad here and it rose to 7% but that's because two thirds of people here have a college degree what kind of cattle do you need to be to understand this and still movetotheUS
>>221459527whatever reddit and the media are telling you isn't true, sure the cities are shitholes but the suburbs literally beat anything I've seen in Canada, even middle class black suburbs here look better than 95% of canadian suburbs, there is so much wealth here it's insane
>>221453283My house cost less than that 5 years ago
>>221459527>>221459707this is Shaker Heights, OH, a 33% black upper middle class suburb of Cleveland that has a lot of beautiful tudor revival houses and beats most of what I've seen in Oakville, supposedly one of the most desirable places in Canada
>>221453283>sneeze>house collapses
>>221459707>>221460108"our mcmansions are more decadent here" doesn't refute any of the points i made, if anything there's more variety in the types of developments in suburbs in canada which is a good thing since they're much less sprawling among other things: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnGRIVV47Bw and those houses are nothing out of the ordinary even where i live in ottawa i drive by these regularly
>>221460734Ok my shift is over btw but I'll just reply to you with the fact that these houses in Rockcliffe or whatever are out of reach for the vast majority of people while in the suburb I posted houses regularly go under $500k
You dont even need to move anywhere trump will just invade you and make you part of the US
>>221460734none of those are mansions, dummy
>>221459527holy seethejust stop your oppressive taxation
beating canada in hockey really mindbroke a lot of these "people"
>>221453224The US has more niggers per Capita and (at the moment) more beaners than jeets
>>221462575Nigga its not 2016 anymore half the "Canadians" you see seething about the US are diaspora ethnics who couldn't care less about hockey (or Canada for that matter)
