rorke son what are you doing
horny devil old sausage fingies
To be fair Wes Streeting will be a lot easier to get rid of than Starmer Torygraph is sitting on a goldmine of scandals involving him the knowers know. That's why they need this shit happening now. If Starmer survives this catastrophic election losses and a leadership challenge he'll be in doing sin until 2029 guaranteed
>>221453314i fot i clicked on int not pol
The whatsapp chatsThe secret dinners The secret "sessions" The knowers know
i'm paying for those two cans of cider last night lads x
>>221453328Yes
I can't imagine Britain without Starmer as Prime Minister. This is because my neuroplasticity has eroded entirely over the last couple of years, since I turned 29.
>>221453328whats that mean
mad how much trees block rain ground under the big tree bone drymad that
>>221453353This but the Tories not being in charge, just doesn't feel rightBRING BACK BORIS
>>221453347rorke's rizz
hi
You’ve got to give starmer his flowers to be honest, lad is memorable and dare I say, iconic
They’re taking this too far now
get rosenior in he'll fucking sort it out
browsing cumeatingcuckold videos for the right onelike predicting from the thumbnail who will go full bi and suck the bull and who will just cleanup
whats the deal with the missing girl poster like what actually is the gimmick there. he doesnt even get any engagement. why does he do it?
I hate hearing about people like Nigella Lawson, Tony Blair's son/daughter-in-law etc.They've all had such good lives. Top schools, jobs, adventures just handed to them.They make it look so effortless.I take it back that they've had these things handed to them. I always forget (and re-realise) that some people/families are just better.
>>221453376In what way? Hes probably thr most generic robotic man going. Hes ever so slightly more human than mark zuckerberg
>>221453401
>>221453401for me it's sphi look for very specific ones because i'm 6.5 inches which is not particularly smallit all started from a video where she had an average size dildo and said it was way too small
>>221453401This is how gay men spend their time is it
>>221453401glad you finally found a hobby you can really dig into, rorke
>>221453381 jaundice
>>221453412Tonibler got to where he is because he's brilliant, no?
>>221453429ffs
>>221453429there's a great xev bellringer video where she talks about having bigger while fugging her average boyfrienddone many a wank to it
>>221453402The issue has been raised previously but no action was taken.
>>221453446That's what I'm saying. Some people are just born better. It sucks but you have to accept it and move on, no matter how jealous you are.
>More than 1,000 passengers are being held on a UK-operated cruise ship in France after 49 people fell ill from gastroenteritis.shut it down
>My ministers will proceed with the introduction of digital ID that will modernize how citizens interact with public servicesdidnt the petition get like 10 million signatures? why is the king forcing jewish palantir spy tech on us
mad how people believe in democracy in a post covid world
>>221453446A brilliant liar
>>221453458bro writing a submission for the court of appeal
>>221453456corrrr i like it when they say how they can only give tit jobs to massive knobs
>>221453402Hes doing his civic duty. You wouldn't get it
>>221453485the uk government is comically evil simply won’t do this
>>221453485almost as if petitions are a coping mechanism for the lumpenproletariat? x
>>221453458blud is concerned about the moderatory procedures on his already illegal website
>>221453485WEF have been pushing cbdcs for years, how else can they implement a central bank digitcal currency on europe without getting the infrastructure in placezou vill live in ze 30 minute city and zou vill have nothing
>>221453523blud pulling up to Canary Wharf in the velcro clarks
>>221453523left: enaging in far right or far left lunacyright: embracing neoliberalism
>>221453522afternoon ziedbelg will you be posting about black mens penises again today like every other day for the last 8 years?
vile weather
>>221453485All the new brits and the trust the science types will use it and you shall become disenfranchised
>>221453522lumpenproletariat are exactly who WOULDN'T sign a petition xread marx, read engels x
>>221453412me when i’m a godless materialist that worships the rich and earthly goods
dear rorke i wrote you but you still ain't callin
oh hes fumin'
>>221453495Democracy is surely better than autocracy. Theoretically democracy could be bad if 55% of the population want to kill the other 45%. But in practice this doesn't seem to happen, and in fact minorities surely have better rights and standards of living in democracies compared to autocracies.
>>221453542Hed be thr joke of the office in those shoes. Probably would be told to go home and put adult shoes on desu
my mum is so fucking annoying I can’t wait till I can move out
>>221453566God prefers them. He blessed their lives first-hand.
Every dardy post on the aboriginal subreddit starts with ‘as a white man from England’ piss off dog cunt.
>>221453591Redpill
>>221453381looks like my sister in a certain degree of similarity
>>221453596You ok mate?
>>221453596as a white man from england i...*rapes you*
>>221453591Protestant moment
>>221453549afternoon im not ziedbelg + meds >>221453564yes back then, now they clued upbut theyre playing a game they cant win>>221453586absolutely not, hes probably the bull in the office bossing likkle deano around, whos wearing chelsea boots
weathers gone mento
>>221453607Quantos anos?
looks like we're about to have our first openly bent pm
>>221453589love being alone in my grotty virgin hermit hovelhappy and content with my screens and my snacks. I only ever clean up once a year when the boiler inspection is due. Besides that no one else enters.
>>221453402nonces love to share those kind of posts because that makes them feel that someday they will rape a missing childthey do the same on /bra/
やっぱりちんちんうまいなぁ
going to get back into running even though i don't enjoy it
>>221453566Me? Godless physicalist of course. The only rational position.
>>221453623I reckon you wear velcros.
>>221453628the new suckable mint from Werthers
>>221453623deano trying to sneak an extra inch of height with his cuban heeled chelsea boots oh my DAYS
>>221453654>consciousness is materialretarded
>>221453634would love this but with no noise from the outside world. hate hearing car doors slam and kids screaming
feel tired all the time no matter how much sleep i get and i just feel off guarantee i have some sort of cancer or heart failure and will be dead in a month
we have a digital id system in sweden and it’s intrusive, but we literally had no choice since the banks decided it was necessary
seen those vids of that black stripper bloke with a huge willy going to hen nights and hooking up with the bride-to-be's friends and then posting it online to earn thousands of dollarsLive your myth in the UK
tears of the kingdom is theoretically the best game ever made but in practice it's just average
nonces never start out as nonces. they are isolated lonely men with odd fetishes that eventually get worse and worse until they’re just in full blown pedophiliait will happen to all the people here posting their e-whores and their deranged fetish for attention. it’s like drug addiction. eventually the novelty wears off and they need something more shocking to get aroused
Getting into that ancestral minge lately, the kind of stuff that separates the men from the boys
how it feels to be in a milk free diet
>>221453656i dont but the canary wharf velcrodem are usually high ranking bulls >>221453663posture all straight and shit, learnt that from those do THIS to have aura videos on youtube, LOL
>>221453704speaking from experience?
>>221453687why would you AI generate this photo?
>>221453704So youre not born with it like homosexuality?
>>221453710this >>221453719
>>221453683you have to make your peace with such things unfortunately. The level of silence you're talking about is in the realm of the very rich i.e people who can afford detatched property on a patch of landbear in mind that even Ted Kaczynski was disturbed while in his isolated cabin by the sound of industrial chainsaws cutting down forrested land nearby. There's no escaping it. But you learn to live with it.It's still much more peaceful than living with another person.
Mental how when I first went to uni in 2916 it was all about ‘trigger warnings’ and felt very performative. Now returning as a mature student nobody cares about that stuff anymore. Quite strange
>>221453758Time traveller?
>>221453758
>>221453710not a good idea. Calcium is good for your bones and it has healthy fats. Babies drink that stuff for a reason.
going to have a steak undecided if i should do some eggsor just have it on toast with mayo
sup crodie
Galaxy cookie crumble down the hatchStilton and steak pie in the fridgeJersey new potatoes in the cupboardCherry vape in the gob
took this picture on my walk this afternoon
>>221453689you are probably just dead inside
>>221453758There's still woke in 900 years? Blackpill
don't find pregnant women hot at all. Imagine being aroused by a woman bearing another man's child.
>>221453725no. homosexuality itself was a term invented by “sexologists” in the 19th century. before that, the act was called sodomy and doing it made you a sodomite. feeling an inclination to do it didn’t make you one, acting on it did. but since then it was changed to the belief that some people are born with an immutable unchangeable “homosexual orientation” and must be allowed to pursue their passions.
hate meal deals. wish mummy would make me a packed lunch
>>221453805looks like the swamps of connecticut
>>221453821bizarre init seems way to delicate like if you were too rough the baby would explode nothing sexual about it
>>221453821it's better when it's your childand that's the fantasy
rorke: i have a tickle in my throat
Sam Hyde is kind of insufferable, just seen a clip on the reels and it's insane how much of a passive aggressive pseud he is.
>>221453824Just a gimp who picks shit ones thenTry this oneMorrison's spicy chicken pastaVegetable SamosaBig tin of red bull
>>221453870hes a loser lowkey
just bought a new dildo
just finished an undergrad in politicsshould i do a masters in some specific field or try to find a grad scheme or just learn a trade?i got piss all connections
>>221453870he is, idk how this dude got some type of aura that he's a comedy genius
>>221453821I feel pleasant feelings when I see a pregnant woman, but not sexual. Think there are just some very hypersexual people who turn any strong emotion into a sensual one.
>>221453822thankfully we are more enlightened nowadays x
>>221453783That week in an Israeli jail took a toll
>>221453887Masters. Nobody gives a fuck about undergrad, it's just to show you have the bare minimum competency to undertake a masters>>221453909I like how we all have the same headcanon about that picture.
>>221453789How leftypol sees sir queer
why are troons constantly physically ill? not mentally ill (they always are haha) but physically ill with stuff like colds, fevers, weak bones, broken limbs...
>>221453943midge
mental how much nominalism has had an impact on western thought this is the idea that universals don’t exist and they’re just names this was taught in medieval monasteries as opposed to Thomism which was based in aristotlean realism. This led to the protestant reformation, which then caused cromwell and liberalism, which caused locke and rosseau, and then the french revolution, and all the cancerous isms and ologies that effect us today. including bolshevism and fascism and postmodern neoliberalism. much of western philosophy is built out of a fundamental revolt against being itself (God)
>>221453934hormone imbalances caused by HRT, also why so many are angry and violent
People can, of course, do what they want. But I lose all interest in a person if they have zero interest in culture at all. Honestly can't imagine being giving only 80 years of breath in your lungs and deciding to only pursue the most base pleasures.Call me whatever names you wish, but having zero curiosity is baffling to me.It truly is.
>>221453943need him catapulted into the sea
>>221453783I need to purge my back acne so I'm trying that since it's the easiest and cheapest tip.
>>221453921Okay. Any specific field should I study for the best career opportunities?
>>221453954Just had a shit and left skid marks all down the bog so dad come and give me a clump
>>221453943it's fucked up what he did on that island
>>221453934Spiritual AIDS
>>221453934osteoperosis from puberty blockers, disrupted endocrine system, fetishisation of disability, sedentary lifestyles, etc,etc...
>>221453719clearly not AI generated
>>221453966what do you mean by culture though
>>221453943Would you not be tempted to just pick him up and run off with him.
>>221453934They try to downplay the significance of your birth sex, but the fact is that male bodies thrive on testosterone and females bodies thrive on oestrogen. Put too much of the opposite in and you get quite awful effects. There will be a big thing about troons getting cancers in the future, trust me.
poo is my culture
>>221454012and a jai shree raam to you too saar
>>221453996Like, food and dancing!
Rape culture isn’t something to be proud of mate
>>221453989That's not what the kitchen looks like in the Simpsons
>>221453996K pop and tiktok shorts
you now remember the poo smells gimmickwhatever happened to him?
>>221453500blud forgot to say malice aforethought looool
>>221453975feeling the need to make strange posts like this on topics you don’t understand just shows your immaturity
>>221453970BBC studies. Huge research gap in understanding why young adult white British women go to the Caribbean while middle aged white British women go to the Gambia
>>221454031because it's from the episode where they move house numb nutshttps://youtu.be/3A4UzFG-hwg?t=247
>>221454024Who are you talking to? Did you forget to add the ID? You ok mate?
If farridge had to fight for his seat in clacton would he win now?
>>221454031it's from the episode where they get nicer house but marge misses her old one you stupid dribbling spastic cunt now call your mum to wipe your arse and get back to chewing on the furniture you fucking mouthbreathing spastic cunt
>>221453996Not playing this tedious game, you know what I mean.
>>221454086Who?
rorke doing a little pre-wee shuffle
>>221454101Farridge
>>221454101barridge
>>221454092Based and appropriately toned response
>Ugh, I just love exploring different cultures!Oh, so you speak multiple languages?>Well... uhh... I mean... not rea-Then how do you explore any culture beyond surface level?>Uhh, I just mean tha-Stop. Right. There. Leftypol. I've heard enough out of you for a million lifetimes!
Why are you asking me if I’m ok
*silently observes the thread*
>>221454132Least disingenuous and strawman leftypol post
>>221454132you've done him
imagine how smelly women's fannies were in the olden days
report to the sanctum immediately rorke the giant nigga baby head will now pass judgement upon your soul
Like when girls fart. Not in a sexual way, it's just cute to see some little skinny pretty girl do a massive juicy fart.
>>221454132*pussy dries*
>>221454164Was pondering this the other day. Not necessarily their fannys but apparently Queen Elizabeth bathed 3times a month or something. It just cant be true. She would have reeked
look at the state of rorke
me as the prime minister introducing Gunpla model kits to boomers
>>221454132Never said different cultures just culture. Youre working from your deranged leftypol premise that Britain and white people have no culture
someone knocked on my door but i wasnt expecting anyone so i ignored it.
>>221454183same but for burps. pretend i'm bothered by it when my girlfriend burps and blows it in my face so that she does it more to annoy me and then i think about that when we're shagging
>>221454164>>221454193>What is perfume
sir lord jimmy crystal
>>221454248grow up loser
>>221454231You made the self-centred assumption my post was related to you (who even ARE you?), which in my culture is frowned upon.
Get the BBC's taxed, get the white women paying their fair share
>>221454164sex was probably so good back then, everyones hairy and musty and all the women dont know anything about sex so you can corrupt them with your evil fetishes
>>221454276you arent funny mate
>>221454248don't think most people would have been able to afford it back thenbut anyway cities like London would have been so smelly you probably would have gone completely nose-blind to it from growing up there
More like absolutely hilarious
>>221454291bit rude
>>221454294are you 13? genuinely grow up
Hate when freaks come to share their fetishes here.
>>221454268Its called context clues that culture had already been posted about. Even now you cannot help but be disingenuous
going to the hospital for a penis reduction surgery
>>221454252howzat
>>221454321embarrassing retards arent they
>>221454293Sounds like a Eurogroid problemMeanwhile Africans were cleaning themselves with soap regularly and rubbing cinnamon on their bodies
>>221454294Literally how?
>>221453887>i got piss all connectionsi don't think politics is for you then
weird attention-starved freaks killed this whole website
>>221454334tavistock centre yeah
if you brought someone from Tudor England to here today they'd probably throw up from the smell of the diesel fumes
>>221454344when are you going to grow up and stop using these 4chan toddlerisms you little freak?
>>221454311Who are you telling others to grow up? grow up
its been raining on off all day and now we just got thunder and lightning with the current downpour
jess phillips resignation letter is a terrible indictment from someone who has “fire in their belly”. working with starmer must be like punching blancmange, one sinks ever deeper without meeting any resistance.not the way to govern and as worrying, how many of the people he has surrounded himself with are the same?
>>221454342Nice 2018 r/coomer image bro
>>221454344Cinamon was brought to africa but europeans thoughbeit and most african cultures didn't make soup
Might rub garlic on my cock, give her something to look forward to y'know?
>>221454354yeah well they probably all stink of poo
PUSSY BOOBS ASS TITTIES SEX GIRLS AARGHH
>>221454354they would probably get promoted to manager by the end of the week because they have no social anxiety
>>221454361Sort it out mate you arent funny its not big and its not clever have your multi country vpn melty somewhere else yeah?
>>221454294LMAO
>>221454370cheers mate now onto the sports
>>221454382Bizarre post
>>221454372sup mouldie!
>>221454380Juggersaurus rex corr blimey
>bring Henry VIII back>"and this...Luffy character wishes to find this one piece and become king of the pirates? how admirable, much more noble than the pirates of my time"
>>221454243Legitimately horrific
>>221454391sup crodie
>>221454380preach!
Black Pussy, and How It Saved MeA fireside discussion by Rorke, now on audible.
rorke eat
>>221454372stick to the gay black erotica mate
>>221454398Of all the weird sex stuff posted here I think my burp fetish is the least of your worries mate
>>221454236might've been postcode lottery
>>221454409gp
Black Poosay
>>221454415bizarre post
>tfw I miscalculate the time machine and end up in the late cretaceous when england was underwater
TV burp
blud gp'd himself
pirated an ebook just now so I will need to charge up the kindle as it lays uncharged in the kitchen drawer
>Anons ITT mistaking a clearly Indian lass for a black womanOh my days touch grass
>>221454416Most of them are so far out of my comprehension that I can just ignore them. Your one is close enough that it made me feel ill. I had a girlfriend that used to loudly burp frequently and it was a real turn off, made me like her less. I could introduce you if you want? She's 36, had a breast reduction since I was with her and absolutely fucking mental.
>>221454454so you give money to amazon but not the authorbizarre priorities
>>221454454Bought one for twenty quid on ebay 2 years ago and never used it
>>221454443posted it again awarddesperate to fit in edition
>>221454482well I downloaded it off usenet illegally so I don't think amazon receives any money
>>221454482Old kindle bought second hand off ebay for 15 quid, suck it. I shouldn't have to pay for anything because I'm the world's specialest boy.
>>221454395He'd love one piece are hazza x
he really didn't like that one
Funny how Limmy complains about hearing more and more English accents in his local area and would ban you if you said the same about anyone else.
Henry VIII needs a pint of cruzcampo and a blue raz elf bar ASAP
>>221454529that why you're posting it here then yeah so he doesn't ban you?get a life
don't understand how anyone could be a misogynistwomen (16-19 - all legal btw) are lovely and peng
the way of victorynever forget, you were born to WIN!
never occurred to me why i don't just drink tea out of a normal glass rather than a mug
>>221454311Ah give over, one less pensioner scrounging benefits is a good thing
>>221454567Glass would crack from the heat
>>221454567because it's hot you utter spastic
>>221454545just hate the double standards of you lot with the 'were all fae somewhere' unless of course if you are the evil english
>>221454577no it wouldn't you utter spastic
why do british women have big eyes OwO
>>221454553haha the epic safe nonce posting
>>221454602They do
utter spastic raid
let's be honest not a man among us knows why hot water cracks glass but not a ceramic mug, also a crystalline solid>um ackchually it's [shite copied from google/chatGPT]fuck off mong no one cares
mods tear rorkes limbs off
>>22145461116 is legal and 16 year olds are mature and sexy and i can say it proudly and legally
>>221454602Shut the fuck up you gimp, never reply to me again
get the wagies redunded
>>221454602Depends on the glass>>221454614Depends on the glass>>221454619Thermal shockDepending on the glass
>>221454625haha yeah nice one safenonce lad 15 year old girls who are 1 second away from being 16 is a line you would never ever dare to cross
>>221454619glass is not crystalline thoughbeit
Half way through humpday. Let's keep it going guys. Finish strong.
>>221454636hate that little egg faced prick made his fortune pump and dumping facebook stock
>>221454654god I hope I die in my sleep tonight
HATE 15.9 year old girls not matter how old they look, that's wrongLOVE 16 year old girls, especially young looking onesi'm not a nonce, but a proud LOVER of WOMEN above the age of CONSENTSEX!
Not sure if I'd rather rim that slutty tranny from the green party or the posh slag from the green party
my boss says "good morning" every dayhe isnt even a jeetpretty sure he's just checking that we're online
>>221454619it only cracks if the temperature between the glass and the liquid are too different
>>221454676is it true when you walk into walmart and shit there's someone at the door who greets you and says good morning welcome to x and have a nice day?
that's well funny mate
It's like passing your driving test and not being able to drive the same dayYou can't shag a girl who turns 16 on the same day coz there's a grace period
when prayer becomes your habit, miracles become your lifestyle
>>221454674haha nice one safenoncelad, you definitely base your desire of girls on the law and this isn't a sad, safe way of advertising that you are a paedo
>>221454690yesit's usually an old person who would be otherwise unemployablei think that's sweet though
>>221454685sorry mate were you under the impression I had never poured room temperature liquid into a glass before?
>>221454695you ok dtfic?
Sitting in a coffee shop and some boomers phone goes off. The ringtone?YOUR PHONE LINGING
>>221454705just messing lad i usually type 'milf' into the 'hub as i like big arses not skinny little ones
>>221454711do they tackle shoplifters?
>>221454717am i what
>>221454720screm
"Would love to lick the quivering slit of a barely legal" thought the safenonce
i hate all women
>>221454735no. they're not allowed to touch shoplifters and they get fired if they do
>>221454711They do that here in some stores (American managers thought it'd be a good idea to import their traditions) and it's so awkward. Everyone looks confused, even the staff aren't too comfortable with doing it.
>>221454752same in my country
brown paki woman melty
>>221454746depends on the woman
isn't it still illegal if you're much older than someone who is 16?
>>221454654Not heard of these drinks until I saw some shit product placement in Rooster (bad show) and it made me never want to have one. Assume they're being shilled to kids via streamers and I'm not exposed.
Well this rain is bloody lush isn't it
>>221454790luv rain, been nonstopping raining here for more than a month
>>221454788absolutely notyou can proudly announce I AM 50 and LOVE SHAGGING 16 YEAR OLDSit is completely legal unfortunately
>>221454789They're marketed towards professionals and consumers with an interest in health/fitness
>>221454812Saying and doing are different aren't they
>>221454740you need to be investigated by Scotland Yard
>>221454825saying you did something would imply doing itunless you are lyingwhy would you lie?
>>221454838All the time, yeah
youtube be like do you want to keep watching yesh nigga i do
>>221454818Not sure cramming yourself full of an unnatural amount of caffeine counts as healthy living
>Would love to lick the quivering slit of a barely legal
sex arses are like any other machine, they're either a benefit or a hazard
>>221453375sex
>>221454862I'm a faulty sex arse machine
>>221454858almost all products marketed to the health conscious are shite>high sugar protein drinks>protein meals with 5 grams of salt>"electrolyte" bullshita truly health conscious person would just get steamed vegetables not prepackaged hyperprocessed shit
>>221454788yesbut /brit/ and 4cuck as a whole are FILLED with nonces these days
i like having sexual intercourse with women my own age exclusively
Why is it still fucking freezing out, IT'S MAY NOW
>>221454889Electrolyte bullshit is great for those of us who like to drink heavily and don't like hangovers. I have a couple of those sachets over the course of a session with lots of water (probably key) and rarely feel that bad the next morning. So as one who's health conscious in the realm of not wanting to kill myself from alcohol, I can thoroughly recommend them.
new >>221454932
someones about to post a noncey edish
>>221454924I got overexcited and put the thin summer duvet in on Saturday and after waking up freezing had to put the big winter one back in. Fuck this gay earth.
>>221454752When did this become a thing
