Insane how caca today's workday was

posting in an epic thread

@Bumgal
I know yo' type, so much bitch in you, if it was slightly darker
Lights was little dimmer, my dick be stuck up in yo' windpipe
Hmm, you'd rather blow me than fight, I'm from the old school
Like Romey Rome, homey, yo, you owe me the right
To slap you, like the bitch that you are, been wantin' to cap you
Every since you was mad doggin' me with that bitch in yo' car
Fool, "Who do you think you are? Mr. Big Stuff"
Man, you shit on Hitt, get yo' shit bust, plus
Pistol-whipped, cover it up, use yo' bitch's blush
Mr. Powder Puff, yo' bark ain't loud enough, huh
I know Chihuahuas that's mo' rah-rah, ha ha
I have to laugh, Dre – I bet he take bubble baths
You don't want no trouble with the Aftermath staff, trust me
Doggy Dogg, Diggy Doctor, plus me
No, you's a busta slash hussy, soft as a hush puppy
Must we break you down to estrogen most hated specimens?
A bitch nigga

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fellow employim

>>221459212
kek, his retardation is almost identical to the local shitstain

I'm not posting again until the dogfucking schizo stops spamming, ignore the crorat flag until further notice, he is still pissed that his sailor persona died. kučkojebe ekstremno poremećeni i jadni degeneriče.

>>221460569
I will be buying a bitch and I will be buying a white one too but I'm not gonna sit here pretending this is a viable solution for the majority of guys who are getting poorer by the minute.

>>221460481
why bro

>>221460739
Left the office at 18:30, hadn't eaten the whole day due to deadlines

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Now THIS is balkan football, some ppl got rich today

>>221460676
Bro these paranoid thoughts aren't healthy

>>221460913
How are Iraklis FC doing?

>>221460913
>all 90+
rigged status?

>>221460989
They're back in Super League after years since they won the superleague 2 north group
>>221461017
Shhhhhhhh

>>221460931
At least 2 other crorat ex-yu posters came here and told you the same thing because we had a discussion there and in our group, everything is in the archive, but I guess that being gaslit is hard to accept. I'm not posting until further notice, ignore the sick schizo freak or indulge in his fantasy, I don't care.

>>221460931
he is very mentally ill

>>221460913
Nikas in greece.

>>221461167
He's literally posted pics of his uber ship bro

>>221461033
Oh nice, that was my grandpas fav team, we went to a few matches together

>>221461212
This is a joke.

>>221461290
what's the joke?

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>>221461212

its a good joke

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did you know that iki's a certified drone operator?
drone ubers are the future

>>221461298
https://youtu.be/gG_dA32oH44.

>>221461223
The original sailor poster (krakenko) never posted outside /ex-yu/, he reposted his picd here and probably got more pics using Fiverr or even modified some pics scraped from the internet (with Photoshop or AI) like he usually does with all his LARPsonas. Like I said, I don't care, keep interacting with the sick serf schizo, I'm just not going to be a part of that. I'll come back when he leaves.

watching this kino
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7lL0nf1LDGw

>>221461420
Bro the sea uber driver even posts in the pedo bunker

>>221461446
Already seent it, like the Massa Musa video better

>>221461512
That only means that his LARPsona is very successful, imagine thinking that a Dalmatian Croat would have a Greek football club scarf knowing that the Greeks and the Serbs clubs/hooligans are literally in cahoots. That's just one in a hundred inconsistencies that only can be spotted by someone who is actually that what he is LARPing as. I've given him enough attention already, you're bamboozled and ig you want to check for yourself visit the archives, I'm gone for the time being.

>>221461512
>insisting on replying to someone who's been insisting he's gone for the past 25 posts but is still here

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>>221461687
this nigga has the 'tism

Kek some selyak tied a dog on his terrace and it wont stop barking furiously for 3 hours its so fucking funny

>>221461730
He loves us, not replying would simply be rude and uncalled for
>>221461687
He's literally put his retarded frieren figurine on the sea uber driving instruments

>>221461815
the explanation for this situation has already been given in the bunker

>>221461848
Drop the explanation for us plebs, king

>>221461400
niggas in your sisters pussy

>>221461782
spin it

>>221461212
Kek, Timmy

>>221461877
That's what your mother tells you when you ask your mother what your father is doing with your sister you brown poor uber driver.
>>221462038
Don't call me timmy.

>>221461872
newgen crorat spammer said in croratian he's just spamming for the lulz when the actual crorat asked him in croratian why he kept shitting up the thread
or something, he explained it a couple of days ago and I forgot most of it

being disliked annoyance online is now teh lulz

>>221462409
he read encyclopedia dramatica as a guide

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>>221462409
Did you plant the catnip and the marijuanas?

>>221461815
the schizo has paid other posters in our WhatsApp group to send him pics, has many personas in multiple generals on this board which he fuels with Fiverr and AI generated content or photoshop modified content. he has been doing this for almost a decade now and you, like many others are simply bamboozled by the lifeless schizo freak, there is a reason why he avoided talking and why he doesn't write in crorat like an actual splitnigger would. the serf schizo is also obsessed with split, that is a well known fact among /ex-yu/ niggers. all in all, check the archives if you want to find out the truth.
>>221462277
and this is how I know that the schizo is a LARPer lmao I actually apologized to him for breaking his balls and explained that I like to troll (regarding my HATO baits) and somehow this translates to a proof that he is a crorat lmao ask him why are there posts in the archive where he talks about not having a college degree in ex-yu and about attending college here. fucking retards, you actually deserve the schizo, have fun.

Android 17 looking kinda cool honestly
Google maps getting an update with 3d maps
You can also get Gemini to code you custom widgets

>>221462600
>our WhatsApp group
Everyone on ex-yu has doxxed their phone numbers?

>>221462600
nobody cares

>>221462666
shan't be updating sheytan

>>221462459
I'll plant кoтoвник next probably whatever the fuck is that

>>221462666
nothing ever improves and i am like very close to giving you death threads. the google whole new lineup is shit. oh and i hope you personally suffer from their new and improved device attestation captcha - yes - you will scan the captha with your phone and you will like it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTLdCNSf8UQ
just for defending and / or promoting anything google you deserve it. not that i think that there is even a single improvement that one would use, but instead of arguing, why not just wish you to experience the improvements?

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>>221460569
>>221460718
https://vocaroo.com/1az4WS24rqqF

If everyone here had a profile picture with their face attached to every post I'd know who I can read who I can safely ignore.

>>221462853
no , no, this macedon must update. do not tell him not to update. if one is to defend / promote anything google without guardrails of his promotion, he must experience the joy of age verification + device attestation.

>You can also get Gemini to code you custom widgets

this is the most useless thing i have ever seen. for real: INSTALL IT! I hope all your device run it.

>>221462910
>makes some screamo metal song out of what is obviously rap
Autism

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do boomers in your country boycott colours?

>>221462953
Ill be honest I didnt specify anything for the actual beat, I let the AI decide everything besides the lyrics

this is what the macedon is promoting : >>>/g/108815509

>>221462853
>>221462894
>>221462941
Take your estrogen

>>221463019
install android 17 NOW!

>>221462972
Why are you talking to me? Do you want me to fuck you in the ass or something?

>>221463068
Shut up nigger this is s public board

>>221462962
when was the last time you watched BNT? Just the fact that the year I can realistically say i have watched it last time was starting with 200x should tell you how good bnt is. not to mention that even as a kid, bnt was the worst option: it was Fox > Diema > BTV = NOVA >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BNT.

I do not know even what boomers watch BNT - it literally stopped existing when BTV was created in like 9X ... i forgot the year. BNT has been dead since the start of this millennium.

>>221463128
BNT is literally the only good tv, retard

>>221463128
мoнтaнcки ceляк ти ли cи?

>>221463121
So you want me to fuck you? Or do you want to fuck me.

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>>221462712
/ex-yu/ exploded back in 2012, there has been God knows how many various WhatsApp, Viber, Facebook, Discord groups even fucking Xfire groups lmao we had regular meet-ups and a lot of us actually met eachother, the thread is dead now and filled with newfags. this is why they LARP was immediately obvious to other old posters from the group when I pointed them in this direction, put thread actually had a nice couple of days of schizo meltdown that always happens when his persona is outed, this is literally his entire life and it's funny. it is time for me to fuck off like I said I would, I will be back though

>>221463143
I......I have not watched tv in the past say 10 years, but i can bet that it is ass.

>>221463160
shut up, sofia

>>221463128
today
i like that shitty quiz show with Orlin Goranov(its Kamen Vodenicharov the fag now unfortunately)

>>221463178
тъп cи кaтo гyгyткa мoмчe

what's a TV ?

>>221463184
listen, i do not attack people just because they are bulgarians, but if you tell me that you voluntary turned on a tv ( you must have one and not use it as a monitor ), you really make it too hard for me to not just start calling you names.

>>221463197
mlykvai, sofia

bulgarians watch television

>>221463178
just stick to Ergena and shitty 5 years old hollywood movies on the other shitty TVs then, I guess
BNT actually has very nice produced show, istoria.bg is pure kino
i dont watch bg tv shows much, but they make the best ones too

also, their news emissions are the least retarded of all 3 tvs

>>221463247
obviously not all of us... stop it. do i talk how all russians are some crazy warmongers?

>>221463260
Istoria.bg and Referendum are great shows.

>>221463208
its a goybox

>>221463247
shtot sme teleta

>>221463260
have you heard of the internet? you do know that a TV monitor, especially these days has an input source for a HDMI cable, right? you know an old laptop is able to use that tv as a monitor, right? I will not go into Raspberry Pis and shit - we do not need to make this complicated at all.

>>221463233
i dont even have TV. i mean i do, but its only connected to a playstation, i dont have the TV cable plugged it even tho im paying for it for some reason, I usually watch the quiz show with my dad cos we always watched shit like that since I was a kid together, but i sometimes watch some of their productions on the web, they have decent tv, especially compared to all the btv/nova cancer

>>221463275
yeah referendum and panorama are probably the best publicistic shows by far, as long as tv slop goes

>>221463318
that is understandable. i mean time with your dad doing stuff you both like is good. ok, i will refrain from attacking you anymore.

>>221463039
I would if I could

>>221463315
are you braindead? who said that you HAVE to watch it on a television set in the first place?

>>221463378
haha, saffer
>t. customs agent

>>221462962
Rapedroaches do as they're told. Pathetic scum

>>221463268
we really are, if I was in charge ya'll'd'be nuked

>>221463168
>we had regular meet-ups and a lot of us actually met eachother
Niggas ITT have spoken to each other for almost 10 years now and not one single balk meetup has been had

Tell me about your ex-yu meetups bro
What are they like

>>221463378
i wish you try their new captcha, get banned for some retarded reason and literally need to buy a new phone and a new identity just to ban evade... just imagine the great world where google banns you for some retarded reason and now you cannot even buy stuff at amazon because they both use the same device attestation database and your entire identity is blacklisted from normie internet.

such great is the progress that google offers. just like with the covid vaccine, the shills are the first to go.

>>221463403
>t. customs agent
He was a gypsy looking fat albanian

>>221463393
eh... ok, i got your usecase and there are no tv sets these days - it is all monitors essentially.... but lets just say that you have your usecase. i still do personally find any need to watch tv for more than 10 years, even more like 15, but whatever. you do you.

>>221463455
Chuds made that up just like the vaccine side effects

certain posters have even been on BNT

>>221463423
nuke sofia.

>>221463500
why don't you beta test the google new captcha? while we are on it, also beta test iphone's new age verification - it blocks a lot of stuff by mass filters, so you may be blocked from using 4chan on the default browser or something... idk. you should beta test it.

>>221463497
i havent "watched" tv since like 2010, but the older i get, the more i noticed that im starting to prefer traditional tv formats again, as far as it goes for news and political stuff, rather than cringy youtube and other meme online personalities that have become the norm.
getting sick of all podcasting faggots and youtuber slop

>>221463601
you do know that there is a reason why people went for alternative news, right? those personalities on tv? easily replicable and manipulated. sure, to go back tot he topic of google again - they too can ban you, hell soon they will be able to ban you not just from google, but also from :

>>>/g/108815688

but, at least till now the idea was that the alternative personalizes were so many and so scattered that it is effectively hard to control them. Now this is not really that true these days as it has become the norm to make them feds, ban them, buy them and much more... but... you still have essentially much more channels to watch online ( like millions ) than the traditional tv choice of like 5 max.

for as long as i know that the personalities on tv are easy to replace i would just casually engage with them or try to go for online personalizes, as i do. if you complain that some lookmaxxing 18 years old fag is fake, then believe me some 35 years old unc on bg tv is ultra fake.

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>>221463557
>>221463601
>>221463782

>>221463802
you are not refuting me. i do not even know what your point is. you are just triggered that i made a post of 1000 words.

>>221463782
>easily replicable and manipulated
yeah and half of those online ecelebs and "alt news" faggots totally arent kek

>>221463834
you are not refuting me. i do not even know what your point is. you are just triggered that i made a post with zero words

>>221463869
i did say that they are. i really did say that the ecelebs these days are also fake, but i also said that because you have a bigger window of choices, you can in theory find someone smaller who is not yet corrupted. with traditional tv there is an idea that you essentially have to corrupted already to even be approved.

now, if it is not about politics, but culture or general stuff it may not even matter all that much. there are many cases where the corruption level of the host is irrelevant.

>>221463877
there are words in your post :
>>>221463557 (You)
>>>221463601
>>>221463782 (You)

bulgarian walls of text
how ya'll be having patience to write and read that shii

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I'm fucking wasted, played pickup games for an hour, my finger is twisted and swollen. lost both games by one point. Had to guard someone taht was 6'6. There was like 2-3 bodies falling every time someone got in the paint.

where's stab he's the only one that can cheer me up.

>>221464069
Every non-bulgarian flag on balk should have janny powers against bulgarian flags

>>221464069
if you read a lot and write a lot ( for other stuff, not 4chan ) it essentially becomes normal. most of the time it is just 2-3 ideas combined into 1 post, but with somewhat academic structure of sentencing.

>>221464075
Stop with the ai pictures.

>>221464091
many have been asking for this

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I had a serious conversation with my mom the other day until she said I wasn't using my abilities to it's full POTENTIAL. I laughed for 5 minutes straight. She wants me to move out next Monday

>>221464157
good joke lol.

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>>221464091

>>221464193
thanks
l stole it like everything in bulgaria

>>221464157
>>221464193
I don't understand where is the joke?

>>221464091
one day you will fail the new captcha and you will be banned form >>>/g/108815688 and i will have the last laugh.

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>>221464116
have you seen stab or boon? or even tariq,ill settle for anyone that can provide a moo in this time of trouble

>>221464286
Bro I honestly have no idea what you're even talking about

>>221464285
do i have to explain it? there are 2 sentences essentially, if you combine the first one, the reaction to it and then combine the second one, you can probably get it.
think of how the anon would feel in the 1st sentence, then the second, then look at the picture he uploaded.

>>221464322
are you the google fan? if not, i am sorry. it is not about you. if yes, update your phone today.

>>221464334
Something negative happened to him and he laughed for 5 minutes.

>>221464449
he's wearing a mask

>>221464482
In the picture yes.

>>221464449
the joke is better understood if you take it in order:
you first hear how his mom started a serious conversation, but made him laugh because of the word potential, then you go into a sense of security away from the serious conversation when you read that he was laughing for 5 minutes straight and then the kicker comes fast : "She wants me to move out next Monday
" and then you look at the picture.

the joke is easy to understand with feelings - from bad, to nice, to bad.... i cannot explain it... jokes are not meant to be explained.

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>>221464594
timmy is the real joke it seems

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don't worry Timmy, AI understands the joke even less than you:

I should ask the AI if this is a joke too

>>221464594
not a single normal person understands this, because normal people don't get kicked out of their house

>>221464673
what? bro, its a standard bad -> good -> bad joke. many jokes change meaning mid sentence to make it funny.

>>221464707
you are very bad at telling jokes, you should practice more

>>221464594
It's just things happening after something else happened it isn't funny.

>>221464010
those are numbers retardinho

>>221464108
my brain refuses to process posts that are longer than this 2 short sentences
I don't need excessive info

jesus fuck Timmy you made me ask the AI for that structure:
:
"
Classic Example (Bad -> Good -> Bad):

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."

Bad setup: The first part ("I've had a perfectly wonderful evening") seems positive.

Good twist (mid-sentence): "but this wasn't it" implies the current evening is not that wonderful one, creating a negative-to-positive twist for the current moment.

Bad final implication: The ultimate meaning is a sarcastic, insulting judgment on the present company/event. The mood lands back on "bad" (sarcastic, negative).
"

it is a setup -> twist -> final.

>>221464670
This isn't funny.

>>221464782
to be fair you need to have an exceptionally high IQ to get the joke

>>221464741
"setup -> twist -> final."

>>221464782
i... i cannot even... the joke format of "setup -> twist -> final." is quite common. :

just read:
"
The setup twist final structure is not only common—it's arguably the fundamental architecture of the modern joke, especially in written or stand-up forms where the comedian has time for a three-beat rhythm.

You're essentially describing a joke with a punch line that has two parts or a tag that re-contextualizes the twist again.

Let's break it down using your "bad good bad" mood example.

The Classic Three-Beat Joke Structure
Most simple jokes are setup punch. Example: "I'm on a whiskey diet. (setup) I've lost three days already. (punch)"

But the setup twist final is a more sophisticated, three-part version:

Setup - Establishes a clear expectation (mood: A)

Twist (First Punch) - Subverts the expectation in a surprising way (mood: B)

Final (Second Punch / Tag) - Subverts the subversion or adds a new layer of meaning (mood: A again, or C)
"

>>221464659
I don't get your joke either. It's that bad.

>>221464844
it's not a joke doe

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If I smuggle some weed and LSD in Romania, will I get arrested?

>>221464776
If it's a bad evening just say it was bad there is nothing funny in this and don't call me timmy.
>>221464818
It isn't a joke.
>>221464840
>"I'm on a whiskey diet. (setup) I've lost three days already. (punch)"
Yes this is a joke but your first one wasn't a joke.

the scientific and academic type of such a joke is:

"
Setup: Establishes expectation
Misdirection: Lulls the audience
Punchline: Delivers the surprise at the last possible moment
"

there are literal books on it : https://www.amazon.it/Do-You-Talk-Funny-Funnier-ebook/dp/B017MWHCVI

>>221464920
cant imagine a cringier place to be at

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z__F0erPRY
iki mating ritual

>>221464920
smuggle a suicide belt and blow yourself up in a crowd of people who unironically listen to sabaton

>>221464931
it was a joke, yes, it was a dark joke, but it had to most standard academic structure of a joke. its literally a joke but the book.

>I was very active but then I got tired because I killed someone.
Is this a joke to you?

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>>221465039
>>I was very active but then I got tired because I killed someone.

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>>221465039
yes.

>>221465028
It isn't a joke there is nothing funny about it.

i cannot.

>>221465073
Wrong I didn't make a joke.

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you won. i surrender.

>>221465015
listening to sabaton right now btw

>>221465140
virgin

>>221465135
the joke is that you got tired from killing someone....
do you not get it?

>>221465166
I cannot explain a joke to Timmy even if my life depending on it.

>>221464920
imagine the fucking smell

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>>221465204
please refer to this post >>221464659

>>221465217
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgHBVC3Ldbs

>>221464920
l'm working on swatting you as you read this
all junkies must die rotting in jail

what jokes do the Swiss have?
like what is their sense of humor?

>>221465172
No it's just things happening and nothing funny happening I just said stuff and didn't make a joke.

>>221465273
ok gyppo

>>221465363
l'm working on swatting you as you read this
all xenophobes must die rotting in jail

>>221465271
>extreme metal event
>hard techno event
>no people of color
Why is that /balk/?

>>221465310
i.... i.... i cannot... i...
so... just because some words are used it does not mean that an action has happened and not directly as they say it has happened:
I asked the AI to literally give me academic sources of such jokes and you can see their logic and structure:
>"The last thing I want to do is hurt you... but it's still on my list."
>"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."
>"You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice."
>"War does not determine who is right, only who is left."
>""Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time."

lets take for example :
>"You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice."
it is a perfectly reasonable formal joke for a boomer skydiving instructor to say. it informs the students that they technically forget their parachute and skydive without it, but will do it only once.

i will stop explaining jokes now. omg.

also if you use academic peer reviewed sources to explain a joke, you / I am the joke.

>>221465231
was right

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Gommunists really stepped on the national mythology pedal.

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>>221465583
>pedal
yes you are

>>221465231
please refer to this post >>221464879

>>221465299
my guess reddit jokes like sir this is a Wendys or corporate jokes ending with thank you for listening to my tedtalk

>>221465672
i just do not know why he got confused by the 3 stage jokes.

>>221465310
why do you even come here, i dont get it, whats the appeal? seeing people that in worse fate than yours probably makes ou feel better right? balk the dumpster of europe? is that it?
bet thats it

>>221465703
nah man, just ignore him, do not attack him. i guess he is autistic.

>>221465299
payroll your kid for school he's not fit for
put him on drugs
give his inheritance to his sister and her uber chauffeur

>>221465485
>"The last thing I want to do is hurt you... but it's still on my list."
This isn't a joke.
>"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."
This isn't a joke too.
>"You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice."
This is a joke but it isn't funny.
>"War does not determine who is right, only who is left."
This isn't a joke.
>"Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time."
This isn't a joke and it's wrong too.

>>221465648
both made by me btw

>>221465831
i will just agree with you.

Timmybashing isn't funny bros

It's like picking on a retarded kid

If it wasnt for the romglish i probably would have work for corporate tho
>send emails all days
>talk nonsens to your workmate
>flirting with femboss
sounds like an eternal vacantion on high salary

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do you like my big sis balk?
please jerk off to her :)

>>221466623
tva e myj be

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sometimes deepseek drops kino, you just have to get it to stop writing in english

Why is nobody posting?

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7QZQKSBpHI
work march song for tomorrow found
catchy

>>221467788
Here, i'll post :3

>>221467788
I'm making oats

>>221467802
Do you walk to work?

>>221467881
da

>>221467892
Get an e-scooter or bicycle
You end up having money on shoes and calories

>takes a shit in eastern euro toilet
>The tissue you wipe your arse with has to go in a bin and not flushed down the toilet
Grim

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>>221467822
>>221467846
jerk off to my sis pls :3
her name is jelena and she is a huge slut ;)

>>221467960
Literally no one does that

>>221467925
shan't

Why is nobody jerking off to my sister? :(

>>221467974
abe myj e tova be

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SCOOBY-JEW

If you were offered a job in the secret police, would you accept?

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>>221468256
obviously not, that would be immoral

>>221468246
bet he had a bark mitzvah haha

>>221468292
What's immoral about it?

>>221468256
in a balkanigger shithole?
duh, they all get 4-5k euros salary and literally do nothing, cos nothing even happens here

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>>221468312
working for the state is inherently immoral

>>221468359
Bro thinks the nurse stabbing him with insulin is immortal

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>>221468392
pic rel, also yes, also private sector

>>221468405
Swiftkey defense

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>>221468423
it's swiftover

>>221468359
based

>>221468510
Bro I don't wanna go to work tomorrow

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>>221468223
here you go jerk off some more :3 she is a huge whore just like my mom

>>221468548
I would complain 60% less about work if I didn't have to go to the office
only the line going up can save me

>>221468554
tova e myj

>>221468359
the state dragged out your 82 iq parents out of the village and taught them the letters of the alphabet lil bro

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>>221468608
smiling huge slutwhore ;)

>>221468738
myj.

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>>221468753
here is one pic of her in my ship :3 filthy cure hooker

>>221468256
yes but my talents would be wasted, id ask to be moved to the propaganda department

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this is me my mom and sis
pls jerk off :)

Why is nobody posting?

>>221468825
This Serbian man is quite gracile

kuckojebe rakpederu gori si od babodrka kaj se spamanja tice fakat se trebas ubit i okoncat ovo

>Mad Scientist Wants to Bring Back Jesus by Impregnating Sydney Sweeney with Ancient DNA

Gotta love Movie Recaps

>>221467978
wipe?

feeling kinda raped