Meanwhile on interplanetary /int/...
Mars sucks ass
The green nigger from Mars attacked Neptune and they closed down the straight of Pluto. How the fuck am I gonna get fuel for my fusion engine now?
Na'shaya, dude!I don't care about specific Cetian types because I dig ALL Tau Ceti chicks.They're so docile and tight.Can you hook me up?
We need to resist the brown colonization of Europa.
1. your plunt2. do you like your cunt's territory on it?>Mercury>no
Ladies and Gentlemen, please stand for the anthem of the Solar System. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exveTEjJa5E
>>221464854>settling on HellcuryWhat the fuck were your relocation officer thinking?
>>221464814>he needs to FTL commute to workfeels nice to not be a peripherycuck
>>221464927Value, Mercury real estate is piss cheap because the Province of Sol subsidizes it.It makes more sense to settle outside Sol but companies are retarded and refuse to open offices even in places like Alpha Centauri.
How's the Aldrin station in Earth-Moon L3 point? A girl I've been holodating with lives there, and she asked me to move in with her. Are the dirties from dirtcountries such a nuisance as they say? Never lived that near Earth before.
>tfw wormhole shutoff mid stream and i lost my legsat least my disability pays for my 4chan subscription now
>I'm ready to be colonized now
>>221465133>boohoo my experimental hypertech backfired and now my daddy needs to buy me new legs!Don't claim you paid that out of your own pocket. Ask him for cypernetics, or failing that, stemclones.
>>221464814Lol
>>221465146>I'm ready to be settled down onto now
>>221465109Sol is an overpopulated violent shithole but it has all the amenities you could ask for.Much as it pains me to admit, they have all kinds of food, too. Border habitat food gets old fast.If you can handle that you'll be fine, but the job market there is fucked.
>he doesn't have a G-type starkek enjoy your solar flares cucks
The mentufacturer has responded to my request to migrate to Delmak-O
>>221465457Not everyone is an M-star cuck. K-stars are better.Eridani's system is much nicer than the excessively UV outputting G-stars>just put on sunscreenNo fuck off
>>221464694I exclusively fuck Martian women The fuck Tzzxymxi gon do?
>>221465620>he fucks weak women from low gravity planetsenjoy having brittle boned sons lol
>>221465457G-gger
>>221465146Earthling was apparently immigrant from mars bro
Why are Earthniggers so violent?
>>221465675>he isnt trying to seed he superior , genetically enhanced semen into non eugenically crafted peoples Im doing my part, why arent you? Martian women were literally BUILT to be bred by us
>>221465821yeah bro now take the tight martian pussy outside mars and watch her be unable to movejust fuck women outside sol lol
>His planet doesn't have ringsLaughing at you ringlets
I am a Lunar supremacist. Earthlings shouldn't put their primitive flags on OUR home
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>>221464712fpbpkill all marsniggers
>>221466357>t. doomguy
>>221466308>Best seller in Zyxxvan spaceThe absolute state of Zyxxvan "males"
>>221464814orange planet bad
>Ayyyy, your oil deposits have wirus! Ayyy, do not redeem! Do not redeem the gold asteroids! Do the needful! Earth space power by 2050 do not redeem!Has your planet's council decided to embrace diversity yet? 100% of Earth's population isn't on the galaxynet btw.
>>221466810>100% of Earth's population isn't on the galaxynetIT CAN GET WORSE?Terrajeets are flooding the galnet already
>>221467023>tfw about to be surrounded by sub-century old zoomers
What phenotype is this?
Remember Mars used to be 85% human and the rest cyber-enhanced humansMany years ago, humans stopped coming and immigrants from synthetic colonies began to come,mainly people from Io and Europa.Now the native population is being replaced by synthetic peopleIn Mars all this is completely ignoredthe kids are brainwashed by telling them that the martian is the cyborgsome people even deny that the planet was ever human.
>>221468006People aren't trad enough to clone themselves anymore. Sad!
>>221464853kek
>>221466069>ringer cope
ok chat today we're trying this Earth game "Morrowind"I don't see what the big deal is. Looks normal to me
EarthGov MUST pay reparations for the vicious bombings inflicted on our Martian brothers
>>221468597Two dark matter bombs weren't enough
>>221464694Do saturnian girls like terran boys?
You cucks are all gay faggots fuck this gay nigger solar system im going to alpha centauri
>>221464712The moon is full of fucking aliens, they ruined the landscape man
>>221465405You have to avoid eye contact with the locals or they literally chimp out, fucking humans...
>>221468670Enjoy your 100 year crysosleep you dumb fagHope you're the 0.01% of people they can't thaw out
>>221468664Nah, they're still vapid Sol women lolGo outside the capital sector, Delta Pavonis women are genuine sluts for Sol cock
Zlubbu dyn glarb chimbu. Huyrak jatto fwiq!
>his shithole doesn't have solar eclipseslmao
do you have a gf iyp?>aphrodita>no
>>221464927>t. dodges venugger plasma rays on his rail commute
>>221468936>planetlet thinks he's superiorwho needs eclipses when you live in a gas giant moon
How do we deal with the astroid migrants? It's getting to a point where any time I hear about these belters its because of some crime or murder
>>221468954>tfw no Ganymede bunda gf
>>221469014belter women are easy at leastyou can get one to suck your dick for two rations of edible paste
>Titan transplant pretending to be a native trying to shift blame on beltersWe should have cracked your shithole rock for gravel a century ago
>>221469014They've never set foot on a planet and are eternal manlets cant blame them 2bh
>>221469013>lives in the gravity well of a failed star>doesn't even have a moon, he is the moonlayers of failure
why did we send a bunch of jamacians to the belt, i'm sick of this Beltalowda bullshit
>>221464694Ceres is the place to be, I'm 9ft tall and still growing! Not that any of you uneducated niggas even know it exists despite us and the rest of the belt fueling YOUR FUCKING EXISTENCE. One day... we will be free from you ungrateful Earthers.
>>221466069>Ringlets will never see this
>>221469243>lives outside a self sufficient systemenjoy paying extra taxes for your helium-3
>*snaps your low-g bones like a twig*heh, nothing personal
>>221464694Anyone else thinking about non planetary options? I'm kinda tired of gravity keeping me down and want to explore alternate ways of doing it.
Was a federation the correct choice?Sure having everything dictated by Terra would probably be stupid but as is the federation keeps enabling regional identities and reducing human unity across the systemsAs a Procyonian, Arcturians are my fellow people (or whatever the politically correct term it is for it nowadays)
>*mass Earther execution via jettisoning into space*It's efficient and they suffer massively, a fitting demise for Earthers
>>221469460Cheapest would probably be buying a ship in one of those migrant fleets and turning off the living quarters gravity.Watch out for Ship Owners Associations though, retarded Terrans exported that outside their system.
I just want a 7 ft tall wife lizard alien girl mommy from Zsaxah (Kepler-452b) but I am an incel in my planet.
Space bump
It is scientifically feasible to depopulate Mars in 48 hours.
>>221464853
>>221469366>no moonholy skylet
𐑜𐑮𐑰𐑑𐑦𐑙𐑟 𐑓𐑮𐑪𐑥 ·𐑘𐑫𐑼𐑩𐑯𐑩𐑕, 𐑢𐑲 𐑸 𐑿 ·𐑻𐑔𐑤𐑦𐑙𐑟 𐑕𐑴 𐑐𐑮𐑧𐑡𐑩𐑛𐑦𐑕 𐑑 𐑢𐑳𐑯 𐑩𐑯𐑳𐑞𐑼?
this board is so reddit now fucking hell
>>221472393>year 2356>still complaining about redditgrim
>>221464694Ceres and Venus linked up (genetically). Need it or keep it, /int/erplanetary?
>>221472393>stop having fundumb earthomutt
What happens here?
>his planet is more than 3% landLolLmao
>>221470179topkek
>>221468006chuckled
What's it like living in a planet bros?>t. Rootless intergalactic mutt abord a generation ship.
>>221474328Where do they poo on the Indian ships
>>221474497They started installing toilets on Indian spaceships centuries ago, like 80% of them have toilets already, stop being so racist
>>221477754>80%
>>221465146MARS IS BUILT TO BE EARTH'D
>>221470179holy kek
I'm half Plutonian, wishing I was full Plutonian
>>221472393These sorts of threads have been posted since before reddit existed.
I fucking love brown women
imagine living on this third world shithole
When will the Intergalactic Fifth Reich finally pay due 5.000.000.000.000.000.000 Imperial Credits in reparations to the Polish-Xithacian Commonwealth for the damage done to our people during the Third War for Cuiperian Dominion ten eons ago?
Any other Kuiper belt enjoyers here? You pancy fags may enjoy the "hustle and bustle" of the inner system but I love it here. No traffic, no pirates, big backyard, closest neighbour 0.7AU away. It's a quiet, comfy life.
>>221478877post pedipalps
>>221469013>I suffer on europa
Gayniggers tongue my uranus
>>221473791benis in uranus :D :DDD
>Soljeets still haven't discovered FTL drivekuk
just really don't like Batarians
>>221481752Dude, you can't just say that
>>221481821He meant Batta's
My tranny girlfriend got a discount chromosome change in a Ceres unlicensed health clinic
>>221480423It's Haumea for me
>>221478877Who cares, you're not even from a real planet anyway, kek
there are too many martians these days, just look around , venus's moronto is filled with martians to the brim, there is no place the breathe here. And the worst part is that they take all the jobs, in the kupler's belt planets they own 80% of the spice refueling stations, we need to get them out of our system before the aryan race(humans) gets exterminated.btw i am very proud of Shaddam IV of House Corrino's actions on Arrakis. I know economically it isnt advantageous and might seem barbarian but you guys are not looking at the big picture.also martianas can stay, they are hot. fuck their men tho
why are soljeet migrants the biggest nationalistsim tired of seeing terran flags in my planet, go back to your designated shitting system
And yet, somehow, Boomers will still be around.
boomers will out live zoomers desu
is it true that they have bred real futas on that science space station that orbits titan?
>>221481752nice try GIA agent
