Sir Tim Berners-Lee (British inventor of the world wide web) edition
pack up your little dubplates and put them in a suitcase, and go away with themrubbish
Sir Flux Pavilion
Visit Penrhyn Castle sub-edish
>>221467575The fix is in
>>221467575One of the worst refereeing decision I've seen in a while too. lol. thank God I'm not sc*Tch and having to watch that rigged shit every week
How can any one man have so much aura
sir willy hardener
sir rosenior popping last night of the proms 2002 dvd in
>>221467572criminal that we haven't paved over that to build affordable homes for welfare recipients and asylum seekers
>>221467575+5 added btw
Sir Fatboy Slim live @Brighton Beach 2002 DVD
might kill myself
>>221467650thats not how its done in the bible
>>221467650im killing myself on my birthday end of this month
Unleash the fucking cats. God's gift to man
>>221467670birthday seems a bit of a shit time to do it
niggas be using the word website like it's still 1999
starting my animated 3d porn career as we speak, lads
God I love my life
>>221467629yeah but the (supposed) handball happened at 4 minutes 30 secs
surfing the web
Yhe binble
>>221467678double W double W double W
>>221467677well the plans are in motion
spillt the tiniest bit of petrol like a tablespoon on the kitchen floor and cleared it up immediatly but mumberg has now opened every single window in the house, is pacing around nervously muttering about me and chucked a load of baking soda and thyme around ithate living with such a neurotic headcase
>>221467702well don't do that
>>221467599wes is a boring poof
>>221467707>chucked a load of baking soda and thyme around ithis mums a warlockgonna summon baal to take her mong son to hell
What hobbies do you have?
>>221467686April fools day passed mate
don't kill yoselfs
>>221467741wank
>>221467741poo wank
>>221467714Boring poof that got bullied by ratchet badenoch
>>221467707a tablespoon of ruddy petrol in the ruddy kitchen? what were you doing?
>>221467741screaming at old womenpicking dirt out my toenailsthinking about seagulls
>>221467741Looking at maps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcAYLsC4ukE
>>221467741ping pong, hiking, pussy eating ect..
>>221467741international cultures
At 22:20 today, I counted how many cars drove past my newly purchased first home on a busy main road in the space of 5 minutes.The answer was 6.I will conduct further experiments. I won't bother counting during the day because its pretty much constant.
>>221467683I wish you well in your endeavours, truly
HAUNTOHOLIX U BASTARDSMOUND RICH SZN HOE
>>221467770used to play sonic adventure 2 every day growing upbest game ever i miss being 9
>>221467791byrnian
Cant eat before dentistbergLikely wont be able to eat after as ill have fillings Dont know why the jews did this to me
things can get better
>>221467813It's getting that way, isn't it. I must admit
>>221467683If you can use the talent for anything else, please do. Otherwise I can't blame you making money without hurting anyone but you might seriously regret this and suffer later in life and really wish you didn't do this.
Wonder what carlybender is doing right now
>>221467741travelling, dogs, netflix, drinking wine x
presently pooing and then will brush my teeth but after that I'm going to post meg here again and I'm going to put meg visited your general again (again)
:<
cleared my history and now i'm back on the hard captchasthink this might be enough to put me off posting so much
>>221467791Why did you buy a home on a busy main road?
https://youtu.be/gpXAKU_yDy4?si=zFpi2QTXgSAKMtoc
>>221467863*gives this woman a big mac* eat up my friend you will recover
>>221467841>Dogsyjk
>>221467791Does anyone have any suggestions on how to collate this into meaningful data?Should I be doing this daily? How many times a day (night in this case)? For how long? Etc
>tfw no latex gf
>>221467883not him not houses near main roads and other noisy places and especially near fucking secondary schools are cheaper
>The Metropolitan Police has warned that it is preparing for potential violence and hate speech crimes across two protests in London this Saturday.
>>221467877Tip: clear your history but not your cookies. Cookies are what 4chan uses to track how easy your captchas should be.
>>221467883Didn't think about it desu. Was also in a bit of a rush because landlordberg was raising rent significantly. It also just so happened to be pretty quiet for the exact time I was viewing it
>>221467791i did this but counted the ethnicities of the drivers60 out of 65 were pakistani or indian
>>221467938
I went to a restaurant last night, I had a huge meal but I couldn't pay for it so they sent me back out to clean dishes but I broke 10 plates. then I had to go out and eat 10 more meals
>>221467938How could you tell in the dark?
fasting until the cows come home
>>221467924his name is so unbelievably JewishHis side profile is so unbelievably JewishSo are the videos he postsYou can't really make it up
>>221467900need her to sit her arse on my face and choke the life from my weak body
>>221467961it was in the day time, i did it while drunk sitting at a bus stop near my house
>>221467953decent joke this it could be very humorous if presented in the best way, of which none of us are talented enough
>>221467961the smell
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foAc1fKSG9Y
>>221467973I did a 48 hour fast this week
me and my shooters
>>221467972do you have to be like this to be a man? are we not really men?
>>221467993why does brown hands keep spamming these videos here?
>>221467993une filme de veitch d'auteur
>>221467973mother bringing you a pizza home?
>>221468004i'm the red one
>>221468007not uyoure a girl
>>221468016GOOD post this
Should I count for more than 5 minutes? I'm not sure if that's enough time
Poley vs. TIlde in a Loser Leaves Town match
>>221467993I bought drugs from guys that look like this
listening to deletee again to make myself feel better
>>221467983but you have so much to live for or something
hate i don't get a chance to do party tricks any more
>>221468023well I'm 5'6 and afraid of teenagers but I am in fact a male, however I understand and accept it's wrong for me to breed
I realized I'm using 4chan as a crutch to block my intrusive thoughts stemming from my abusive childhood
>>221468044Imagine the contrast, would be interesting
>>221468007you can’t let a man disrespect you like that
>>221468044thought this was latexmong posting latexgirls
>>221468052well at least you can tell us about them, go on
>>221468053>well I'm 5'6 and afraid of teenagersktim (repeat x53)
>>221467937Sounds like a nightmare scenario
>>221468044phwoar imagine the african jungle farts that come out of that arse
>>221467993This guy looks like a twat
>>221468080aussies have gone feral
>>221468003do you want a merit badge
>>221467924>Unite The KingdomOHHHHH YAAAXLEY LEEEENNON
>>221468080this can't be... I don't want to think of australian posters like this...
>>221468073i can hold my breath for 5 minutes
>>221467741Rimming, thinking about rimming, warhammer,
>>221468080are those jewish rednecks?
>>221467537
>>221468092they are israelis
>>221468101No, it's pretty easy after the first day, I could have gone another day actually.
>>221468113Source: your arse
>>221468105I have to be brutally honest lad I'm not that interested to see this, what other ones do you have?
catberg left the head of a rat outside my bedroom door last nightwhat did he mean by this? is it a threat?
evening lads, looking to earn some money if you have any jobs available.
>>221468105really? are you a wim hof fag like me?
>>221468080
>>221468113He regretted the http:// part in URLs
>>221467741nothing. I think I'm in the top percent of people who have literally done nothing with their life whatsoever.
cashing a cheque via mobile banking is fucking INFURIATING
>>221468149>mammals on the remnants of lemuriait not right
>>221468157I'll pay you to be my logistics member in carrier commander 2Or I'll pay you to develop me a game in ue5
>>221468132throat singingdoing a girl's voiceturning my eye lids inside outsolving a rubik's cube in 10 secondsdowning a bottle of whiskeyand of course, detaching my thumb (pic related)
>>221468149You might be next lad
get the bloody 'merican 'ad on the second monitor roke
one time i wanked so hard my cock exploded
>>221468157*literally doesn't even look at your qualifications* um, your experience? this job scraping dried poo of the floor requires five years experience....
>>221468149i thought nz was trying to get rats gone for goodhes just doing his civic duty bru
wbems not work on iPhone anymore or something ?
>>221468182>doing a girl's voicevocaroo
>>221468182I like the rubiks cube one..... WOULD watch a webm of you doing so
>>221468103Can dommy just fuck offWe have a real nationalist movement in restore nowThese clowns aren't needed any longer
>>221468210can see /brit/ is starting to rub off on you
>>221468105i can also do this and have a higher than average Forced Expiratory Volume despite smoking for years
>>221468149isn't it supposed to be affection when cats leave dead little animals outside their owners doors?
>>221468157>Gets two job opportunities >Doesn't take themNgmi
>>221468229I'm just interested because I doubt you can do a decent one
>>221467741drawing moss
why australians wear those hats with wine bottle corks on strings?daft cunts
>>221468269anti semitic photograph
>>221468288One of my moms friends has gotten into flat earth and bored the shit out of me at a wedding last year.
>>221468288love how this pic has been around long enough that the thom yorke one has replaced the original
>>221468287they like it x
>>221468331MARIA BELIEVE ME I LIKE IT -
https://youtu.be/JOkQJm_UGM4
screamscreamscreamhttps://x.com/_lowpass/status/2043437201103470682
We are coming
>>221468368grim
>>221468368god bless america
>>221468388>You summoned us->we *came*!
I’m no longer Christian
>>221468382brother moving like a sweet-homie…feet a lil light….sugar in his tank
>>221468413alri muhummad
Leftypol screaming about deadnaming but then posting about Stephen Yaxley Lennon
Any sordid little queers online x
>>221468440Nah just don’t believe in it anymore
>>221468413Good lad>>221468440Become an agnostic right now
Don't mind me, /brit/. Just passing through x
how does it feel being gay here? like do you get horny knowing there are so many boys around with sweet juice autismarses?
>>221468474nonce
>>221468413diego after learning that wanking to twinks rimming eachother gets you sent straight to hell
>>221467896everyone in the country needs to see this.
how's your eye area?
>>221468496Looool done that little scrote
>>221468504Beta gay prey eyes me
can't get hard
>>221468546
>>221468474yeah?
I'm being attacked
>>221468558lov her big arse
yeah lets all give the attention seeking tripmong (you)s
>>221468474Based HelperLad. Still ordering them wizzas on the reg?
my life consists of doing nothing
neighbourberg smoking weedstein
>>221468614You're next
God existing is self evident. Everything has a cause. Reality itself did not come into being from nothing since that’s a logical impossibility. There is an eternal ground of being. Something that’s always been/always is. From this, everything else participates in that being. Whether that entity became man in Jesus Christ is a matter of personal belief.
>>221468624oh bore off you utter spastic
just belched
>>221468633>on the pints at 9amhaving a bit of a sleep in, yeah?
>>221468633i will wank to this picture................
>>221468627i accept your concession
>>221468474Glory to the Brit Chairman!
>>221468671drain gang
alri
>>221468671
scream
Where are all the good posters?
>>221468789shnoring
>>221468789I'm on brit/pol/ tonight, sorry love.Just had a post that got 5 (you)s, having the time of my life over there.
>>221468789on the rack in hmv
>>221468789the indians are sleeping
>>221468789
>>221468624>Reality itself did not come into being from nothing since that’s a logical impossibilityProve it. Quantum mechanics shows that the universe behaves in unintuitive ways. Maybe the universe really did come from nothing. The only way to settle the question is through science. Human intuitions are not reliable for telling us how the universe works.
Arctic air
>>221468823s
>>221468789I can't post
>>221468789asking the pizza hut worker about passporst
>>221468834need it out of business
>>221468834how fucking convenient
sort of want a gluee vinyl just so I can stick it onto the wall
>>221468832>>221468832First there would need to be a framework in what quantum mechanics could arise and act, and proving that it could do that, and that it indeed did do that to form the universe. What method of “quantum mechanics” do you believe did do this. And how. > The only way to settle the question is through science. Human intuitions are not reliable for telling us how the universe works.Science is done through human intuition mate. From humans intuiting hypothesis and explanations from data.
>>221468633Reach PLC scraping the barrel
>>221468789here
let me tell y'all bout this one time at walmart
sir wimbledon gents' winner
babby's first existential crisis manifests as a snorefest of /brit/ posts about god
saar wimbledon gents' winner
ex situationship had loads of sematary merchshame she was a mental kethead sket
someone explain the /ausnz/ + /balt/ generalswhy do regions have shared threads?
>>221468906not really an existential crisis. it all seems very clear to me. An intelligence exists that created reality. Seems to me as clear as the sky being blue
Anyone here ever been in the army? I'm thinking of joining the RMP but don't exactly know what they do on exercise? Just cordon off the area of the training exercise to units not participating & civilians, guiding vehicles on roads? Doing mock checkpoints?
>>221468504brutal pill to swallow tbfcant really change it
>>221468921>sematary merchPet Sematary?
>>221468927containment thread for autistic weeb schizos
Steve was a whole era
>>221468906It's just copealone. Hide and ignore.
>>221468940filled with cadet mongs whove done this sort of thing their whole livesthey are all bullies too
>>221468921blog on you boring bastard
>>221468927I think around 2014 they were both considered to be shitposters of a similar kind. I may be misremembering.
>>221468974would
>>221468974fucking SEX i want to shag her at least once before she has them cut off
>>221468974
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Nzng4KRVhcAbased truckerliam getting a cheeky chinky for his cab and watching the flash love it
Flashing pictures on the screenShown too quickly to be seenDoesn’t register in the conscious mindPropaganda of another kind
>>221468998well you cant
>>221468974kind of girl i think i have a chance with and then it turns out shes been engaged to Brad McChadwick a senior sales executive for four years
rorke's the type of guy who'd make ai say "you're absolutely wrong!"
(8) made some fake ids off my new printer machineall that dirty money put it in the washing machine (8)
ladsyou're all millionaire shaggers on 300k a yeardo I jump in on this? I still haven't used my 20k ISA because I'm frightened. It's on such an insane bull run that it defies all logic. And with *censored* changing his mind every 24 hours I don't know what to do. /biz/ is unhelpful as they're either crypto bros or just urge buying CFDs which are insanely risky bullshit. I know long term the S&P will go up regardless but nevertheless I just don't want to jump on what looks like a ticking time bomb.
>>221469043I CAN'T PURGE ALL THE PAKIS, RORKE
>>221469057Market is at the top mate don't touch with a 10ft pole
rorke in cahoots with leftypol against the bigger enemy
>>221469057>you're all millionaire shaggers on 300k a yearnot me im a broke virgin freak
>>221469057you're asking us to invest in an index? mate, go read the fucking basics of investing.
>>221469057idk but i sold everything this morning. feels like leaving anything in this market is pure greed at this point
Finna pop off. Anyone heading down for the protests?
>>221469057You got months to use that 20k, just wait it out until things cool downHistorically September is the worst if you can wait that long, but for big indexes you can DCA into it anyway
>>221469107I've been investing for 5 years. These are unprecedented times though with Iran and the deputy gov of BoE saying sell sell sell.
>>221469057buy low sell high
>>221469057VWRP, put what you have at the end of the month in, then dont touch itYou don't need more than thatOther etfs also available, so recommend VUAG but theyre usually all similar
>>221469120eh? Is that really true though
>>221469119Peak day for pintmen and the bastards close them off
>>221469057buy high sell low
>>221469124i don't keep up with any of that shit. i put 15% of salary in ftse global all cap and forget about it. my current rate of return was 40% last time i checked, better than 99% of people who try to time the market.
kelechi iheanacho bbc mother well
>>221469120>Historically September is the worstyou have no fucking clue what you're talking aboutif september was bad it would already be baked into the price
>>221469152fairsI do have 85k with an active manager and read that just throwing into the S&P beats active managers 80-90% of the time so I'm thinking about getting rid of him. Reckon I'm the only person under 70 that even uses the company anway.
>>221469057sell everything and buy bitcoin, you'll thank me later
It sounds bad but actually this is the highest honour the Pakistanis can bestow on an individual
I remember one particularly bad September
>>221469181chiming
>>221469186
>Historically September is the worst Me in year 3 through 11
>>221469186always hated september because of school/unihaven't been school/uni in over half a decade and I still have trauma from it even though it's just the same as every other month nowthis is PTSD
mate down t pub says the antivirus is going to cause another lockdown
>>221469191
>>221469233Kaspersky?
>>221469231Yeah I'm anti-Buddhist too
>>221469247only mcafee for me
>>221469231rory stewarts burner
can’t wait for gta 6!!!!
farting out a shart
>>221469270
Just had me disgusting plaque covered yellow rat teeth cleaned by a young asian lass with huge boobs
sleeping on the seatie is so painful
>>221469304djd you fuck her in the tits arse?
>>221469304yeah? did you shag her bum by chance?
i think i really had a tonsil stone moment a few days ago, was brushing teeth and a black stone like thing fell out my mouth and I haven't lost a filling, can tonsil stones by blackish?
>>221469345sounds like food
>>221469359No it had a rather rocky consistency
how come when guys do looksmaxxing they get put on the terror watch list but every lass who sts in front of my on the bus and pulls out her phone is watching some tik tok garbage about her hair and nails
>>221469390Those fizzy rock things
Having a pukka tea in bed very womfy
getting frustrated over not being able to play my guitar well
>>221469395Government should jail them for being bent
>>221469403aint eat those in years, you telling me its sat in my tonsils and calcified for years?
>>221469322>seatieoch, did ye strain yer wee sporran on yer cutty seatie?
>>221469412its gonna happen lad, keep playing
>>221469395(*peter griffin*) >_<
got the pro deadlock on
logging onto /brit/
(*peter griffin*) >_<
Just seen a racism outside of /b/
>>221469496why do they do that
>>221469513Malc
>>221468053holy giant
>>221469513shhhhhhh
i gnow who you are
Why are there so many Africans in the hospitality sector?
>>221469519free chocolate nigga
>>221467536>>221467536>>221467536
Do gnomes have existential crisesOr do they just accept life has gnome meaning
>>221469562Will work for min wageLess likely to unionise Easily replacable
>>221469562because its cheaper to let people die
