chelsea edition
>>221471568swear blind this lass accepted an oscar on behalf of marlon brando
Been there multiple times meself back when I used to live in London
any purespaz proper mongolated man in?
The gf is spending the night with her bbc bull so I've been up gaming all night
yeahbut okhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ykZc5E6UEE
i love foids
>>221471602
>>221471568SHE SAYS SHE'S NATASHA BUT SHE LOOKS LIKE ELSIEI DON'T WANNA GO TO CHELSEA!OH NO, IT DOESN'T MOVE MEEVEN THO I'VE SEEN THE MOVIE!
>>221471602>>221471629ktim
>>221471631https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XayyES2vO8Qit's ogre
>right side of headphones not working>gave it a whack>it's working again
>>221471643Need to stop staying up so late, it just worsens my suicidal ideation.
why is my neighbour shouting at 3 in the morning on a thursday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7wit8_8SqAshes gone and thats ityoure running down the clockyou had your chance and those days are over
>>221471658Stop talking like a normie faggot and go to bed
Hastily bought some tat on Amazon for my brothers birthday which was on Tuesday and but I'm kind of embarrassed to give him it Might just hope he forgets/doesn't care I didn't buy him anything
>>221471682cos i feel cute x3
>>221471697Just give it you're overthinking it
haven't ever bought my siblings anything for their birthdays in my 22 years of life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0ffIJ7ZO4Umaybe the boomers had a point
>>221471726that was proven decisively when Teddy Swims made a brilliant ripoff of the song's riff and made millions
>>221471716Same but I was raised in a Jehovas Witness household so I don't know if they used that as an excuse because we were poor but we never did birthdays or any celebrations really. It's actually impacted me in a weird way I feel horrible receiving gifts and I hate giving them. I also cannot stand Christmas or that even though my family has started to try and force them for some reason.
meghan trainor is skinny now
>>221471751Ozempic shit was absolutely wildA good lesson to not take what women say seriously
Around 2022 I completely broke and I'll never ever get better
>>221471739https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwTPvcPYaOoYES
>>221471751devastating
>>221471751apex fitty
doing a wiggle to the single ladies instrumentalhttps://youtu.be/uNlXqWf6WaE
>>221471767me & my friends used to listen to the 1997 live version a lot when I was young and even earlier Rumours used to be in constant rotation at my friend's house. Not everyone can appreciate the subtle percussive accents of Dreams...but I can!
>>221471782it's unequalled folk fire
>>221471779that is bizarre to then go and listen to the actual song, holy fuck it sounds like utter shit
>>221471568moni looks fine
So what was the deal with all of these missing or dead scientists and military people ladswhat’s going on?
yummers
>>221471815Dunno
>>221471815
>>221471815Limitless energy and advances in space and flight technology that could fundamentally change the world but would put oil barons out of business
>>221471815cheadle
>>221471821imagine you're the pilot and you look out the window and there's a little green fella flipping you off
>>221471815dnt care me far too busy with drinking and sucking and fucking mens cocks like
The trick to the internet is to move in several different communities, in order to cross pollinate them. For me, /brit/ is just one abode amongst main, and I import memes from there to here (and vice versa), and am universally considered a top poster a result.
>>221471794no one has ever written a song like Never Going Back Againit sounds like part of a Charlie Chaplin soundtrack, only there's The Punisher at the vocalsI wanted so badly to play it at 12
>>221471836just where the Jews want you
>The amount of State Pension you get increases in April each year. The triple lock means the rise will either match the rate of inflation, average earnings or 2.5% – whichever is highest.honestly insane, every single year pensioners will get relatively richer no matter what and the entire british state is centred on making sure we provide more and more resources to old people and make sure they live as long as possible so we can keep giving them more and more money as long as possible.
>>221471840from where do you import said memes
bizarre
>>221471846so true slovenoid post me some slovenian bangers or I fear I may lose my mind
>>221471853the best part is when they raise the pension age to 78 and you die at 77
>>221471869https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yBitIOoRbsSlovenia is a lot like Appalachia geographically, so naturally we have a good rockabilly song to our name
>>221471856Autoadmit.com and the 4chan Burnerverse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GP6a-7MP91gi fucking love this song so goddamn much i wish my head would explode
>>221471892*Twitter Burnerverse
Fucking videos >:(
>>221471906I have always loved the matter of fact pop hit drive with the Afro accents of Call Me Al
>>221471906This is also Paul Simon kino, especially if you're a virgin freakhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0e-Quw2QGo8
justin trudeau has cummed in katy perry
>>221471941who hasn't
>>221471941giwtwm
>>221471952me :(
watching family guy
>>221471958funny
>>221471930>>221471931YES
Dogs are good aren't they
>>221471958cant post thatverboten! >_<
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4UQJwd3awQi dreamt a dream and it was real until it wasn't
>>221471994at first I heard Kirin Callinan cover The Whole of the Moon ironicallyeventually I said fuck it and added the original to my drunk playlist cause there's nothing quite like it
£13,328.78 in my pension lads cor
>>221471985don't worry it's one of the road to episode so peter scarcely appears
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuzTkGyxkYIdon't care
>>221472039https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilDD5SeHxXEI didn't come all the way to this thread just to catch some Z's!
>>221472036can't post that.
>>221472054alri kier
>>221472051https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeRlumGqZlY
SCREECHING
>>221472068https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXPFfgdxp9oOK, so you wanna sound like the EaglesTHAT DON'T IMPRESS ME MUCH
whos watching dodgers giants
>>221472091
>>221472094
flo ridabirth place: miami, floridamind = blown
>>221472087dont make me post nick drakehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGj24KHhM
>>221472104
>>221472109>chief keef>songwriting partner: mick jaggerbruh
the
>>221472104who is thatdoes she do sex
>>221472118https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHCzaiJEoEY
>>221472109remember in 2021 when he was san marino's entry for eurovision for some reasonand then he finished 4th last in the final lmao
>>221472114
I’d cream her corn.
>>221472130I'm not those guys, I'm these guyshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57tHxW7kgA8
>>221472132how does san marino afford these cameos
>>221472133>>221472114
>>221472141https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAb2Mu0CRk4interesting
diamonds on the souls of her shoes
>>221472162https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVBnwWa4V-gmost Slovenes don't even remember that our folk music used to sound like this pre-WWII
>>221472174>souls
BIG love
>>221472180https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVsxvoUX9Rwa barnstorming performance for a 50 year old man
*60+Lindsey Buckingham is one of my favorite cocaine addicts
on my period :/
They need to make a place which is always winter Don't like sunlight or warmth me
>>221472179have sex (never done it)
why do boomers think shagging is so easy what were uncs doing back in the 90s madness
>>221472201ktimthink that's agartha
>>221472189fucking posting kino now are we?
>>221472201need a remote job and have a place in the arctic and in southern Argentina. Or get into the tourism industry
>>221472205because they're mongs
>>221472209https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9C872qFwQkthis is not British, sorrybut it quite possibly is the first nu metal song ever recorded...in 1982!
>>221472201svalbard the falklands is also quite cool even in summer
>>221472205rorke on the warpath
>>221471831he's been drinking alien beer and he opens the hatch and throws a bottle into your engine killing you
>>221472226Isn't the arctic sunlight 20 hours a day in summer
>>221472205>what were uncs doing back in the 90snot wasting their time on the internet >>221472231oh yeah I forgot about that
>>221472205my grandpa used ham radioI don't think he ever called anyone a nigger tho
bing bong
>>221472205Back in the 90s women would make do with whoever they saw at the club, or whatever bloke had a mutual hobbyNow with the internet and dating apps most of them have ultra high expectations and essentially have an algorithm determine their match
>>221472276yeah, but back then the woman could throw away all your drugs and your vinyls too HEAR ME WHEN I CRY, LISTEN TO MY SONGTHE JAY, MY LOVELY LADY TO THE AIR SHE DID BELONGI, A COUNTRY SIR, LOVED HER FOR MY LIFEBUT THE MANOR LADY'S BRIGHT YOUNG SONG COULD TAKE HER FOR HIS WIFE!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAtf7YUW1RM
insomnia, good film
john pork is dead
For in spite of all temptationsTo belong to another nations
Imagine going into the toilet after Emma Watson and she’s stunk the place out.
is this woman attractive
>>221472297You have insomnia lad?I take valerian root when i cant stay asleep, and diazipam when i cant get asleep.Seems to work fine for me, but I take them sparingly so that I dont grow a tolerance to them.
>>221472364https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBKFRDZbbQEoh the temptation, oh the sensationsoh the revelation of the reincarnationof St. Anthony, St. Anthony, St. Anthony!
my pair of dt770s are gonna turn into dust before they stop working
>>221472297isn't it weird that Al Pacino is like the GOAT actor but he's barely been in any good filmsthen you have DeNiro who's in kino after kino after kino after kino
they should invent a new thing like songs or films but different
>>221472401nah the post about arctic sunlight reminded me of that movie although vaping nicotine does seem to have fucked with my sleep a bit >>221472420>then you have DeNiro who's in kino after kino after kino after kinoI guess you're right, but I thought they're both considered great? >>221472397yeah
hate every celebrity who has ever been described as a "national treasure?
I would be happy if they capped pension rises to salaries and capped student loans interest payments to inflation as a double whammy policy, turning every student loan plan into a Plan 1 so they have a chance of actually paying it off.All the money they save on the triple lock to support younger people instead.
>>221472494you hate holly willoughby?you may just be a little cunt lad xx
right well that's my willy ripped off by a malfuctioning industrial mechanism
>>221472533That’s what you get for trying to shag a machining lathe.
my ancestor...
Hello it me Elon musk This is a small way for me to say thank you from the bottom of my heart for all the likes and comments on my personal and fan pages. Me and my management truly appreciate it and sending lots of love from me to you and your family.
>>221472595how may i send you money sir
Right, well that’s the Egyptian bot out of nowhere.
>>221472585fares you don't need to make a new account every time
tung tung
I’ll stuff it up me bum.
this doesn't look like a real person
>>221472692now you know how the Japs made Guile
>>221472607find me and stick it in my bum
mad how snow was a real nigga
>>221472752that song will never be cringe, the guy was too damn good
just woke uphello
here is your uk tour bro
>>221472786
imagine dying and then the next thing you know youre conscious again. that would be so fucking gay id be seething
>>221472832Yeah?
>>221472832you wouldn't remember being the old you so you wouldn't be seething you'd just be a chinese baby probably
>>221472832>OBJECTIVE: SURVIVE>LINK UP WITH ALEXA>FIX THE GAS LEAK ON SUBFLOOR 7A
>>221472786*grabs your right leg*
>>221472857*makes an odd noise*
grab his other limbs
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
good morning i hate women im actually gay now i prefer the company of men i just want a nice troon gf to talk about video games and tv with and sometimes we can wank each other off and they can wash out their arse and ill fuck it if they wank
>>221472922scream
some real dogshit recs today
hey lads look I'm Chinese*does a flip into boiling petrochemicals*
have you noticed that people on the internet say "dork" nowvery strange affectation that sprung up out of nowhere
>>221472985not on /brit/
>>221472966s
>>221472957All scientific achievement in mankind's history has culminated in the most complex systems and algorithms ever created telling you that you are a lonely virgin
normdrones were bozoposting for a while everyone was a bozo. real 1950s dockhand type shit
lynch normalfags
>>221473026cool it, mac
rape mode activated
building a robot body for my chat gpt to inhabit (its telling me how)
*eats a can of spinach* *popeye jingle plays* *rips my cock and balls straight off my body in one pull* YOWWWWWWWWWWW
https://youtu.be/brPUlKrvnUo
99% of british women are evil whores
kill all women
>>221473234the queen is dead matey
blow up women with tnt
kill every woman who has ever had sex
Girls don’t poop. They can’t. There’s no way.
Need to call in sick to toil getting anxious Just going to say>Good morning, I won't be in today as I'm not very well. Sorry for any inconvenience. Have a good shift.
>>221473281hardest working tranny
>>221473279girls don't poop but women over 26 do and it's very stinky and unappealing
annihilate every woman
>>221473281you are profoundly mentally ill
cherish incels
>>221473326fantastic post
Was sick three times in the night because of my headache it was so painful
fuck me its like the solvay conference in here
we are the /brit/ team /brit/ team
>>221473344more like the so gay conference
right well that's my tongue replaced with a parasitic worm
Going back to bed after I've called in sick. Trying again at 5:55 am
>>221473165screamt
>>221473361*sucks on it*
Right that's that done. Time to loosen my load and get some more kip
hate life and everything in the world
>>221473387Loosen your load? As in take your dialator out and go from weighing 100kg to 99.9kg?
I always feel guilty calling in sick but it's not worth it. For one, I'd feel like absolute shit all day. And secondly, the risk of infecting others is not worth it. It would ultimately lead to more absences plus you don't know of anyone lives with someone who has a weak immune system etc. I'm doing a service to society really.
plans for today >light cleaning >drive to the recycling station with shite >have lunch>roll on mdma with the missus
>>221473423yeah?*rapes you*
Doing my happy dance
I hope I feel better today team .
hate everyone who is normal
>>221473427ever shag her up the arse?
i'm a special boy
Make Britain Healthy Again
feel miserable
>>221473497Keep Calm And Carry On
>>221473509i don't want to do either of those things
Just seen video of that guy getting sucked into a jet engine. That’s one weird way to die. One second you’re walking on the tarmac and the next you’re purée.
>>221473515
had my wank
Just woke up from last night... I had black pussy and I'm feeling quite different the morning after. I feel like a changed man.
flicking my 1 incher
Welp. Abandon thread.
nigga said welp lmao
egyptbot...
>>221473592stupid beasts
>>221473606Just the thought of it gave me a reverse boner
>>221473614>reverse bonerHow does that work then?
Can you help us find Bonnie?Bonnie, aged 15, was last seen in Leichhardt on Tuesday, 12 May 2026.
concerned that i'm definitely going to spend like £1500 on this when it's available
might cut off my wiener for lulz
>>221473679you won'tno balls
>>221473663Take it to /p/ Leicafag
i enjoy watching videos of whites getting beating up by blacks.
>>221471821>Flying pot lid
mad how i was watching videos of people being killed and tortured when i was 12 years olddo gen x parents just not understand the internet because why would they let me have completely free access to everything at that age
>>221473619You've never had one? It's like the opposite of arousal, your knob feels grossed out
hello everyone let's get some posts in here come on
>>221473741bohoo boo hoo hoo
morning lads, in bedx
MENTAL just absolutely MENTAL how every man is born with a stick of meat between their legs
>>221473810not even complaining so how about chill out x
>>221473830some women too
Did Russia ever end up doing this to you guys?
>>221473741pretty mental how i could push a few buttons and bring up videos of people undergoing brutal torture at any time
>>221473825im under your bed
>>221473849yeah, we firmed it
>>221473846equally not all men
>>221473849ireland utterly obliterated
Do you think StuntPeng is good at sex?
>>221471587
goycattle everywhere for miles. miles and miles of goycattle everywhere
>>221471587screaming at this
>>221473741those videos were the immune system of the internet filtering retards from using it. look at the dipshits we have nowadays with that filter gone
>>221473897simply none of my business
Does anyone remember how many cars I counted driving past my newly purchased first home on a busy main road last night at 22:20 in the space of 5 minutes? I have forgotten
>>221473884kek based ruskies
>>221473919I want to make it my business
>>221473926sorry mate I was asleep
I can guarantee women a minimum of 3 orgasms2 while going down on them 1 during intercourse
ah yes the newly purchased first home on a busy main road gimmickwhat a belter. really catchy too. im sure that will go down a real treat with the current cohort of retards floating around this place
>>221473952It's not a gimmick, it's my life
*walks up behind you and put my arms around your waist*
>>221473926can guarantee the number is less than the times i shagged yer mum
time to get up for toil
Having sex with women is gay>ohh look at me my pee pee go hard
>>221473975lucky
>>221473988if having sex with women is gay then you can call me a gay porn cock up me hairy arse flamboyant homosexual because i do love spaffing up a fanny
>>221473988Think it's pretty much the opposite of gay actually
>>221473897i don't want to imagine her having sexi hope she's a virgin
15th Century Depiction of Earth as a Sphere by Master Anthony of Burgundy
>>221474057People have known the Earth is a sphere since at least Greek times.
>>221474079did you know the chinese thought earth was a flat square up until the 1800s
breakfast time?
>>221474057These niggas were dumb as hell
>>221474110Why come your bed is so small? Where do you make the sex and cuddles with women?
Weird how people don't iron their clothes anymore
>>221474128Women should sleep on the floor and let the man take the bed
>>221474057Lmao
>>221474093That's funny cause like Chinese people's faces are flat and stuff. There's a good joke in there somewhere if someone else wants to fix it up. You can take the credit.
Would genuinely love to know your favourite band but I just know you'll all give unserious or meme answers
>>221474057cool pic
tinnitus in my ear going eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>221474193Hoenstly, probably Talking Heads
>>221474149Something strange about it>>221474193Leevi and the Leavings
Thoughts?
>>221474193elastic
>>221474193paramore
>>221474193Black Sabbath
Mental how Japan came pretty close to being the richest country on earth for a few decades.
rorke sabbath
>>221474266not really mental you need a new way to stary your sentences
might learn dutch
Imagine how heavy this was when it came out in 1972? No one was tuning to C#. I've heard guitar players like Marty Friedman say he thought it was impossible to play because his guitar literally couldn't make notes that low lol. This song spawned metal and every metal band that came afterwards wouldn't exist without this song and this band. https://youtu.be/KSSEzWXqGKY?si=IBh6rVnIGO9WvBz2
>>221474281mad how that wasn't really mental and he needs a new way to start his sentences
>>221474281No, it is fucking mental and that is why I fucking opened that sentence with mental you cretin.NEVER presume to correct me again.
i hate being a living
>>221474337ktim
aussies never post at this hour which is suspicious as they're all awake. feel like they must meet around now to plan their nonsensical posts for the rest of the day
yanks are the best posters in /brit/ except for the scat fetishist and the paedo
>>221471691>normie faggotYou niggas get gayer every day
>old australians crying about losing their wealthhahaha suck shit dogs
Thinking about the fall of house dagoth this morning
>>221474378ur mum get gayer every day lol
>>221474393That's why she fucked ur mum!
>>221474193don’t have a favourite band but favourite song is the throning by hype williams
>>221474405i want to fuck it !!
>>221474374Amen
i'm not gay but my bum hole is
>>221474484>>221474484>>221474484
