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I spent 3 days in the US and i(...) 05/14/26(Thu)10:23:17 No.221482403

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I spent 3 days in the US and it changed my life Anonymous 05/14/26(Thu)10:23:17 No.221482403 Archived

Now I:
>roundhouse kick whoever speaks in that faggy speech impediment called a "bri'ish accent"
>changed my alarm to Bald Eagle crooning, that I may always remember I have tasted freedom
>I add a side of fries to everything, even fries
>I have updated my wardrobe so that everything I wear reflects that I bleed Red, White, and Blue
>Oh I wish I was in the land of cotton

Anonymous
05/14/26(Thu)10:25:02 No.221482440

Anonymous 05/14/26(Thu)10:25:02 No.221482440

>>221482403
old times there are not forgotten

Anonymous
05/14/26(Thu)10:25:33 No.221482452

Anonymous 05/14/26(Thu)10:25:33 No.221482452

>>221482403
>>I add a side of fries to everything, even fries
this is unironically more of a bong thing
they even have fries with their pizza

t. American in Bongland

Anonymous
05/14/26(Thu)10:25:38 No.221482453

Anonymous 05/14/26(Thu)10:25:38 No.221482453

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>>221482403
what a chad

Anonymous
05/14/26(Thu)10:29:43 No.221482552

Anonymous 05/14/26(Thu)10:29:43 No.221482552

>>221482452
Americans have reverse colonized the Brits.

Based

Anonymous
05/14/26(Thu)10:31:09 No.221482590

Anonymous 05/14/26(Thu)10:31:09 No.221482590

>>221482403
>I spent 3 days in the US
Who camps out at McDonald's for 3 days? Seriously.

Anonymous
05/14/26(Thu)10:33:39 No.221482647

Anonymous 05/14/26(Thu)10:33:39 No.221482647

>>221482452
I though it was eating your fries and then having one of those cheeky little bags of crisps as a side treat.

Anonymous
05/14/26(Thu)10:36:50 No.221482720

Anonymous 05/14/26(Thu)10:36:50 No.221482720

>>221482403
It's over. Freedom has a hold on you.
And the eagle will fly and it's gonna be hell, when you hear Mother Liberty start ringing her bell.
The only thing left to you is to immigrate (LEGALLY).

Anonymous
05/14/26(Thu)10:37:52 No.221482744

Anonymous 05/14/26(Thu)10:37:52 No.221482744

>>221482720
fuck off, we're full

Anonymous
05/14/26(Thu)10:38:03 No.221482749

Anonymous 05/14/26(Thu)10:38:03 No.221482749

>>221482590
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgD3VThfOfs
(Hawaiian-) American fuckboy bodybuilders with white wives

Anonymous
05/14/26(Thu)10:39:03 No.221482781

Anonymous 05/14/26(Thu)10:39:03 No.221482781

>>221482744
Sir he roundhouse kicks britishers!