City: Vienna, AustriaArena: Wiener StadthalleBroadcaster: Österreichischer Rundfunk (ORF)Hosts: Victoria Swarovski and Michael Ostrowski.>Where can I watch it?YouTube (use a VPN if Geoblocked): https://www.youtube.com/live/VeLS4psFNqQ?si=e87-Sb0V6-VxFo-LSwedish broadcast: https://www.svtplay.se/eurovision-song-contestIcelandic broadcast: https://www.ruv.is/sjonvarp/beint/ruvFinnish broadcast: https://areena.yle.fi/tv/ohjelmat/57-mW7OY44xJGerman broadcast: https://www.eurovision.de/>Who is participating?15 countries will participate in Semi-final 2 (determined by draw) with 3 Auto-qualifiers. The best 10 countries from Semi-final 2 will qualify for the Grand Final.1. Bulgaria: DARA - “Bangaranga”2. Azerbaijan: JIVA - “Just Go”3. Romania: Alexandra Căpitănescu - “Choke Me”4. Luxembourg: Eva Marija - “Mother Nature”5. Czechia: Daniel Zizka - “CROSSROADS”6. France (Auto-qualifier): Monroe - “Regarde!”7. Armenia: Simón - “Paloma Rumba”8. Switzerland: Veronica Fusaro - “Alice”9. Cyprus: Antigoni - “JALLA”10. Austria (Host/Auto-qualifier): COSMÓ - “Tanzschein”11. Latvia: Atvara - “Ēnā”12. Denmark: Søren Torpegaard Lund - “Før Vi Går Hjem”13. Australia: Delta Goodrem - “Eclipse”14. Ukraine: Leléka - “Ridnym”15. United Kingdom (Auto-qualifier): Look Mum No Computer - “Eins, Zwei, Drei”16. Albania: Alis - “Nân”17. Malta: Aidan - “Bella”18. Norway: Jonas Lovv - “YA YA YA”
IT'S TIME
i'm thinking zero points
now for the shitpost
this semifinal has so far been much better than the first one
>>221493509>>221493509>>221493509>>221493556:(
pyrokino incoming
WTF they sing in German lol??????
>>221493466Name?
>>221493415my older female cousins were obsessed with those alanis morissette and dido
>>221493468not likely ever again. they were pro breakaway state/3 day op
PYROCYNICAL LOOKING ASS
yeah 0 points
mid-30 pretending to be zoomer lol
0 pointsseriously wtf
I WANNA FUCK THE TV HEAD
What is this shit, jesus.
millenialslop anthem
Jetzt reichts aber
>>221493410they're trying to bait the juries
Another song in English!
why
What the fuck is wrong with you ingerlund
another zero points banger from the uk, nice!
>>221493612Bro it's Boondocks
THEY DON'T EVEN TRY ANYMORE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Terrible voice
Oops accidentally voted UK instead of Germany award
>cubicleI wish
First Eurovision song to receive 1000 points.
>foreigner songs in english>british song in german
Based shitposter
NIL PWA
>>221493550this
very boring semis tonight. besides bangarangaand the slightly-charming-minimalistic-autistic bullshit austria brought out nothing is even memorable 10 seconds after it ended. >>221493500i actually enjoyed that one because it had structure, and last years had very unusual for eurovision prog pacing, this one's the first unmemorable dogshit ballad
Ok finally a meme song
UK, what the hell is this?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MY LOVELY HORSE
>>221493556it was already not returning in LA before it even started in Paris
we already had a ''ein zwei drei'' memesong and its a lot better then this shit
EINZ ZWEI DRY
WITH A SLICE OF PEPPERONI
DREI VIER BRIGADIER
>>221493599He got a point for every calorie he skipped, the fat cunt.
HAHAHAHAHAengland never disappoints!!!
Kind of based of UK to just not care anymore
same energy, same nation
https://youtu.be/eukAfV8H7X8?t=56
tfw esl wont understand what pepperoni is
Hermann Göring likes this song
>EINS>ZWEI>DRYWhat?
hitler V-2 rockets...
UK's secret weapon to get a single point is to say a couple words in German?Lets see how this strategy pans out
>>221493680GOT ME FEELING OKEY DOKEY
Something tells me this man is racist as fuck.
what qualities are the brits looking for when choosing a song to send
LET'S FOOKING GOOO INGERLANDSING SOME FOOKING SONGS!
What the fuck is this? (I mean that in a good way).
>>221493696do they mean chili peppers or salami, the band
It’s not that bad…..
>>221493628zombie nation - kernkraft 4000
>meme song : finlandbeloved>meme song : rest of europemeh>meme song : britishreeeeee
very britpop like. it's not bad desu
Ok germans ... we just have to get more points than this
>EINS>SWAY>TRY
ZWEEEEEEIIIII
EIN ZWEI DREI
>>221493620Oh wow he's literally me
this is laughably bad but in a good way
ein zwei drei Punkten
this is more memorable than all the ballads in this semi
ZWEI
>>221493709
At least they sent a white guy this time
>>221493599
You know what? Fuck it, it's a good act.
>>221493707Nice try but I won't vote for them
DREI VIER GRENADIER
0 points
nill points incoming
>>221493720you need SOUL to make a real meme song
I feel like the Yookay always holds back and sends parody contestants just to troll and avoid mogging the rest of Yuros but I can't prove it
Really talented guy but definitely doesn't belong here
uk already knows they literally have 0 chances to ever win so by this point they're just shitposting
SEX WITH BULGARIAN BRATZ GIRL
I changed my mindSolid shitpost
this is just like average song a sketch show or a sitcom comes up with when they want to make fun of eurovision
>>221493633I think this is some sort of revenge
>CHOKE ME CHOKE MEI came
is it coming home,?
>>221493720If you make your meme song a banger people like it.
imagine showing this song to bomber harris
>>221493708I doubt they even get to choose based on the last dozen competitors they've sent.
!!!!!
>>221493697
COME ON ENGERLAND SCORE SOME 12 POINTS
good pisstaking
I know it’s finishing last and he can’t sing, but fuck it, it’s still the best song aside from Space Man we’ve sent in decades.
>>221493761My lovely horse...
>England>Singing in GermanIt's over empire bros :(
>>221493720you need to make song good too
The lack of Albanians in this thread is disturbing
>britisher trying to speak a foreign language
ALICE?
>>221493402>>221493349No. I WILL fuck the twink
why does serbia get to send two songs?
Kino time
HOLY FUCKING KIIIIIIIIIIIINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Erm is 4chan shitting itself for anyone else?
LMAO
giant old woman head is certainly an opener
ANOTHER ALICE ANON!
>aussies troll the olympics>bongs troll eurovisionbased shitposters
>>221493743Actually the UK barely ever puts in darkie "artists" because they're too deified to be wasted on this.
subbed > dubbed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSy2DcATYUoThey did it better
>>221493599>>221493688he tried his best. pls no bully
baba yega
Damn... Al steal yo kidney bania has a good song
>kaip mama pakylėk iki dangaus, tik gerokai graudžiaunever stop being you lithuanian commentator
????????????
why is marina abramovich here
>>221493801At least they're trying
"they are not having only bad food on that island" kek
hot take: all non-english songs should have subs
>>221493756Next year we are bringing back The Smiths
SKY MOTHER IS WATCHING YOU MASTURBATE
kino
>albanian>workingsimiliar to pakis and iraqis
This is definitely a staging choice.
albania got that 11th century drip
>>221493792i posted it before this
>>221493832TRVTH NVKE
Sacre bleu, where is me mama?
Why didn't other songs get subs?
>albania sent a mob boss
>SubtitlesFuck off I don't want to read!
there are no songs that stand out like europapa or espresso macchiato
Oedipus complex the song
wow a slow song that's actually nice?
Quintessential Balkan song
LOOK AT THE TIME ANON!
Now that's a proper Eurovision song
I will never forgive juries for tanking Zjerm.
his Y2K goth knight look is good at least. I'm sure he can defeat the matrix
based albania
Vgh ALBANIA
>>221493540>fucking faggot>>221493547>>221493550>>221493566>>221493591u guys went for that full gay shit + an insult to the original song?
>>221493858Wait y'all don't have them?
why are there no bulgarian flags itt
SHE CAME BACK FROM THE GRAVEcreepy
based 2bh
>>221493879Try Serbia's song
sounds good
Sometimes I think if it'd just be easier going gay.I mean imagine all the freaky sex you could be having so easy, instead of trying to impress vapid hoesRather die on your feet gay, than living on your knees as an incel I guess.
Can it get more balkan than this
>>221493903VGH
>>221493866thats irene pappas
Why does this get subtitles but not Austria
i always vote albania for she
Im actually getting chills from the song wow
SOVL
>>221493836What happened to Germans that look like this?
RENTAL MOMENT
>>221493873>>221493875lol based sopranofags
I like itDude has a really good voice
SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
>>221493866Is that Kris Jenner?
>>221493873>>221493875We're best friends now
>>221493866Literally 1984
>Albania: Yeah we need a giant disembodied boomer's face on the screenGrim af. Try Dua Lipa next time.
weird kink but okay
I bet this Albanian hag is like 20
>>221493938learn german
>>221493928gaycels exist >t. Gay virgin
>>221493858all songs, english and non-english, are subbed in our national broadcast. the translated lyrics are often great
CLOSE
pretty good
Why are people south of the alps obsessed with their mothers? I see my mom like three times a year
>>221493941So why don't they just send her?
>>221493941she's british, anon
I can't hear that disgusting language anymore
>>221493928What are you talking about? An autistic homo will still be an introverted incel.I've had sex just because I was lucky
MOMMY WHY YOU DIE?
>>221493941fuck I thought it was lingerie on her
Albania kidnapped that mother
>>221493929AntiEmigration protest song
>>221493938how does a swissoid not speak german
>>221493908internet access is getting too expensive for them
>>221493941That's an English rose.
>>221493798Russia just invaded them
TWINK INCOMING>TWINK INCOMINGTWINK INCOMING>TWINK INCOMINGTWINK INCOMING>TWINK INCOMINGTWINK INCOMING>TWINK INCOMINGTWINK INCOMING>TWINK INCOMINGTWINK INCOMING>TWINK INCOMINGTWINK INCOMING>TWINK INCOMINGTWINK INCOMING>TWINK INCOMINGTWINK INCOMING>TWINK INCOMINGTWINK INCOMING>TWINK INCOMINGTWINK INCOMING>TWINK INCOMINGTWINK INCOMING>TWINK INCOMINGTWINK INCOMING>TWINK INCOMINGTWINK INCOMING>TWINK INCOMINGTWINK INCOMING>TWINK INCOMING
B O I P U C C IOIPUCCI
Doesn't sound that badAlmost as good as Croatia's pagan kino
albania is pretty good
mamma mia
Wow that song was sung in an albanian dialect apparentlyhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gheg_Albanian
Albanian sounds really fucked up
>>221493988Kek>>221493978This is whats wrong with the west
I'm a retard, I just remembered I have an unopened popcorn pack besides mepretty nice song, albania
>>221493928if it was easier you would have already done it.
>>221493980As british as tavë kosi
>Saw Malta dude's eurovision ad banners in Vilnius todayThis better be good
>>221493999>twain
kek something went wrong.
>>221493980not quite
one step forward and one step backeverybody knows how to clap clap clapgood old times we do miss you badso we bring back that dab dab dab
Australia's song was my favorite by farActually something professional
med boipussy time
what is taking so long did something happen?
wtf this dude looks 1:1 like me
>>221493978I don't think that's a south or north thing more like a normal person and incel thing
>>221494040they're gone, you have to let go
>>221494018Have a colleague from Kosovo and hearing her speak on the phone in Albanian always fucks me up kek
>>221494013>pagan kinoanon they're literally singing about catholic women
Can you stop wanting to fuck all the guy singers just because they're young and slim and docile and tight?
>>221494041you're lame
MALTESER
hello my friend
homoslop
>>221493905>>221493906same flag/second posts.
>>221494007all the best English roses are mixed.
>>221494046the scene took a long time to set up
ANOTHER ENGLISH SONG REEEEEEEEEEEE
>maltese Benson Boone
>>221493928>Sometimes I think if it'd just be easier going gay.it is even easier if you go asexual
malta fucking sucks
Where's his hat?
>English songNo words
>>221494013>tf>tpstupid american
First top loader of the competition after only power bottom twinks.
>>221494009that malta guy is a twink to you?
>>221494078>picwhat did she mean by this?
just give it to us already la
>fuck all english songsTheres going to be a war soon, isnt there....
piss break
>>221494041Meh. I'm voting UK for the shits and giggles. They have a better shitpost and less annoying shitpost than us.
>>221494063>what is syncretismIt's clearly folk inspired
>>221494053You're a stud.
guys I really like malta no homo
>>221494120 Are those fake?
>>221494009>>221494011in what world is this norwood 2.5 dude a twink
His hair is like mine :O
>>221494053i do not look like this
DAT BOOTY
>>221494063Some people say the tattooing has pagan roots so he aint completly wrong
sexy Maltese man…
English ballads needs to be banned
this guy looks like the guy you'd run into when going to a gay sauna
BELLA BELLA BELLA
At least Malta didn't send another fat hog this year.
bella bella bella ma che bella bella bella :)
>>221494126ye yours is trying too hard, while the uk is just lmao lets sing german
yuck, you can have this "twink"
quite a disproportional amount of ballads this semi-finalI like this though, pretty comfy
>>221494116meh, not so much now that I look at him. pretty soy though
HES CAKED UP
song is not bad desu
>bella bella bella bella bella bella belladid he forget to write rest of the lyrics? or is he channeling daft punk?
>>221494120I want to bangaranga
>>221494094I'm still amazed they manage to do all that shit live with like 30 seconds of downtime
>>221494134fun fact Maltese is semitic
this sucks
>>221494120>>221494130
>>221494053Pics
Great song
liked this song
Nah broMaltese can't be a real language
>>221494156He can top me anytime uwu
This one was really good
Can we go back to Bangaranga
>>221494127doesn't matter what it is inspired from, the lyrics are pretty clear. nothing pagan at all.
>>221494174it sucked
>Norgay
>>221494130https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dhduqq1fOA
yay another homo
>>221494183No more bangaranga until the final.
>>221494083Sure but only the European mixes.
>>221494130would you care?
>>221494171These songs are so fucking boring
The straightest Norwegian they could find
>Hugo: And why are they all so pozzed with ugly tattoos?>Professor Eurovision: Fuck off
>>221494053>>221494134PROOF??
now that's a fag
Aids norwegian
>>221494188Tanzschein sucked
i hope you enjoy our song bwos
EW FAKE HARRY STYLES INCOMING
>>221494133He looked 20 years younger in the vt
Ah, Norgay
>>221492114>Greekbro is watching the swedish version<3
>>221494181Bad jew! Bad jew!
>>221494169Well that explains why I look a little like him then
>>221494188you suck
why did they put all gays in the second semifinal?
>>221494167Platonically of course
Do you guys spend ~20 seconds just solving captchas to send a shitpost on this retarded website or is everyone passing here
BANGARANGA>BANGARANGABANGARANGA>BANGARANGABANGARANGA>BANGARANGABANGARANGA>BANGARANGABANGARANGA>BANGARANGABANGARANGA>BANGARANGABANGARANGA>BANGARANGABANGARANGA>BANGARANGABANGARANGA>BANGARANGABANGARANGA>BANGARANGABANGARANGA>BANGARANGABANGARANGA>BANGARANGABANGARANGA>BANGARANGABANGARANGA>BANGARANGABANGARANGA>BANGARANGABANGARANGA>BANGARANGABANGARANGA>BANGARANGABANGARANGA>BANGARANGABANGARANGA>BANGARANGABANGARANGA>BANGARANGABANGARANGA>BANGARANGABANGARANGA>BANGARANGABANGARANGA>BANGARANGABANGARANGA>BANGARANGABANGARANGA>BANGARANGABANGARANGA>BANGARANGABANGARANGA>BANGARANGABANGARANGA>BANGARANGABANGARANGA>BANGARANGABANGARANGA>BANGARANGABANGARANGA>BANGARANGABANGARANGA>BANGARANGABANGARANGA>BANGARANGABANGARANGA>BANGARANGABANGARANGA>BANGARANGABANGARANGA>BANGARANGABANGARANGA>BANGARANGABANGARANGA>BANGARANGABANGARANGA>BANGARANGABANGARANGA>BANGARANGABANGARANGA>BANGARANGABANGARANGA>BANGARANGA
vsauce michael here
This song is in german apparently ja ja ja
i ve seen this norwegian prezaki at monastiraki athens
NORWAY HOSE!
B A N G E R
Slippy
the most forgettable semis since the last time i got amnesia
disgusting
Norway save us from this shitty seminal
heroin twink
>>221494139I find it unbelievable some villagers suddenly decided to start tattooing only women out of nowhere in 15th century or later. And note how they only tattooed 'crosses', but never other religious symbols like doves, Jesus, icons of saints, olive branches, crossed palms, rainbows, communion wafers, wine...
>>221494120Looks like my sister.
Temu maneskin
>>221494239>spend ~20 seconds just solving captchasanon...
norgay
The Hives from temu
Norway wins
>>221494239if you send enough shitposts they stop asking for captcha
How many fucking English songs there are, Jesus
norwegian måneskin but its an english song
FUCK WHY WAS I FORCED TO VOTE IN THE SHIT SEMI
>>221494239await my reply in 30 seconds
HUGO DID NOTHING WRONG
GAWD DAMN HE'S HOT>>221494229Are you going to punish me? Uwu
>>221494239>~20 seconds
>>221494139the context of the song is not pagan though, so the roots are irrelevant
>>221494228its the one with the least commentary wish i could watch the one without any commentary like i did in the past
>>221494239i'm solving captchas like a little worker bee...
>>221494267Does your sister need Finnish boyfriend?
English linguistic hegemony victory
>Another English songNORWAY WHY
>>221494130nah, she had huge badongadongs since she was a kidhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dhduqq1fOA
actually haven't listened to >our song even once yet
>>221494239captchas take 3 seconds though?
>>221494276surely you mean The Heils?
Now this is something else. It doesn't even bother me that the singer is a massive faggot.
Lotta gays this year but not many cute ones
>we have freddie mercury at home
>we got maneskin at hjem
Isn't that guitarist the vsauce guy
very decent song but the faggot looking singer makes it weird.
no no no
lmao he kissed that baldie
>>221494300it gives your life meaning don't lie
>>221494314Based
>>221494317lol
PIZZA GRANDIOSA
At least it's not a ballad, guys
Sorry Norway, but The Offspring did YA YA YA better
>>221494308you gave gåte 0 pointsthis is the future you chose
Norwegians chose this to be their entry? Wtf
>>221494120I'm really surprised Bulgaria didn't send some generic chalga kifla to Eurovision this year.
Too gay
JA JA JA JA JA
>>221494319They remind me of these guys
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YAYAYA YAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>221494308this. 'wegian is the best scando language
>>221494300sucks to be you
>>221494264>his local priest doesnt wear a dove, jesus, olive, rainbow and bottle of wine on a string on his neck alongside his crossfake christian
Were there ANY good songs this year?
https://youtu.be/x9F7cNJR76M?is=7WKlsqGfQoDGWHlhhttps://youtu.be/x9F7cNJR76M?is=7WKlsqGfQoDGWHlh
today was much gayer then two days ago
norGAY
I liked it
Gay Idubbz
GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
the first semi completely mogs this oneonly memorable songs are bulgaria, austria, and the uk
>we want the maneskin audiencewith that being said this is like the first norwegian entry since fairytale that's not horseshit, wow.
>>221494296Just watch the YouTube stream
>>221494349never fucking respond to me again, diasporanigger
>>221494279When 4chan was hacked it was revealed that my country was in a list of countries that they give the difficult captchas to every time. Except all the other countries were shitholes. Fuck 4chan
>>221494311
>>221494360These guys were absolutely ROBBED
>>221494264why would you tattoo a fucking communion wafer lmao
ANON IS THAT......
>>221494264>I find it unbelievable some villagers suddenly decided to start tattooing only women out of nowhere in 15th century or laterWe dont have any proof ot was done beforeBit fact is it was done mostly on bosnia among catholics>>221494264>they only tattooed 'crossesFactually wrongIve seen a bunch of these tattoos irl
FRAROUAUTGBRALBNORAUSSUIARMMALBULUKRCYP--------------DENLUXCZEAZELATEveryone below Bulgaria is shit.
semi-finals are so boringwe need to filter the shit and get ready for actual kino
lotta pagan entries larping as "erm we're achtually papist o algo" this year
>>221494367tanzschein is pretty gud
>Can't votefuck
I CANT VOTE IF YOU DONT EXPLAIN ME IN FRENCHC
SIE BRAUCHEN EINEN TANZSCHEIN
See you all Saturday night~Bai bai :3
>>221494239Yeah. I did the cuck email verification but am still captchas. Eurovision is the only time I come back to this shithole. How the fuck does any use this site otherwise?
>>221494311Asiatic looking, pure bulgar phenotype
>>221494348the other ones were significantly worse
START YOUR VOTES ANON!!
>>221494348would you rather have a drag artist or rybaks third attempt or some weak vocals generic pop song
>>221494405A SWASTIKA???
>>2214943884chan admin are stupid and don't know Luxembourg exists
First SF was betterRemember to vote for Serbia in finals :^)
>>221494405a liver ?
this semifinal sucked ass
>>221494238 The jewed technocrat defiled my Iranfu. Pain
>>221494388>You now remember the 4chan hackThank god that didn't spill over into Eurovision week.
>>221494405idgi
>>221494387I'm English you fucking mangal
>>221494360Gem
WOOOOOOOOSTER
Bulgaria 5Azerbaijan 4Romania 8Luxembourg 4Czechia 4France 7.5Armenia 6.5Switzerland 3Cyprus 3.5Austria 6Latvia 5.5Denmark 7Australia 7Ukraine 8UK 6.5Albania 8.5Malta 7.5Norway 5.5
literally the only song I'm willing to hear again is Bangaranga
>>221494388it also had a bunch of hardcoded filters for specific people on specific boards in the php code, utter slop
>>221493945>Germansthat dude is italian
>>221494368For me it's the YAOI tax
>>221494459>Bulgaria 5fuck you nigga
>>221494459Based thirdie taste kek
>>221494459YOURE GAY
>>221494454>b*ngoid knowing what a kifla isnever fucking respond to me again, s*nny beach dweller
VOTE ROMANIA
BANGARANGA will save us
>>221494314Best song this year desuhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Fk0KCF5lsY
>>221488256who should i vote for
What's the point of semi-finals and elimination when 10 out of 15 countries qualify? Couldn't they just squeeze in 10 more songs in the final show?
>>221494459>twain
unironically us and bulgaria were the best tonight
>>221494367ours :Dserbia, finland, moldoviathis semi-final was very samey, ballads all throughout.
>>221494461I wanna bury my face between those.
after hearing all the songs all i can say is this - god this year is actually assItaly, Romania and Greece being only palatable ones
>>221494503paloma rumba
>>221494461hags are so gross bros
>>221494498Yall should've won last year. Sauna was so good
>>221494434Stephen Mulhern has seen better days.
>>221494508It end at 2 am with 30 songs
>>221494513different guy
>>221494513Been trying to live like a windrammer as I fuck
>>221494534
>>221494421Le vote for your le favorite.You can't le vote for your own le country.
>>221494518oh yeah, cyprus too
Armenia was the best. Bulgaria had the best boobs. Denmark was pretty good too.
>>221494461*sniff*
not staying up don’t care
Can't vote for bangarangara ( ; -;)
>>221494525After our NF I thought it would be an easy top 10 for us, it'd been so long since the last time we had a banger of a song. After listening to both semis, I think top 5 is actually within grasp.
Deffo Romania for me
>>221494541And now it would end at 1 am with 20 songs.Not much of a difference.
Worst year in a whileRomania, Sweden and Ukraine are decent though
I like albania the most so far
Norway wins by a landslideonly Finland comes close
we just should send AI to do everything next year
Romania for the maledom chads.
Top 3>Romania>Australia>Latvia
>>221494537he took the call
>>221494503Vote for us, please.
my top 3 don't give a fuck about the restdenmarkromaniaaustria
I would vote but it costs money and i won't support this jewish lgbt festival.
>>221494555Cyprus had a good song with a trash singer.
>>221494586a lot of these songs already sound like ripoffs of previous songs.
YOUD BETTER VOTE FOR THE GOOD SONGS AKA>BULGARIA>ROMANIA>ARMENIA>CYPRUS>ALBANIA>NORWAYfuck i want to vote in this one and not the one where one spot was reserved for israel
Norway was actually pretty great
>>221494495Cry more you fucking villager, your women are easy
>>221494554merci c'est plus clair commez ça !
Where's that one Indian flag who's always in these eurovision threads every year? Did he died?
>>221494601kekaroo
I only liked Romania, I don't care who else qualifies.
>>221494584france has already own first place 2nd place is between greece and bulgaria with bulgaria winning on the line
>>221494603Same
1. SERBIA2. AUSTRIA3. FRENCHARGUE WITH THE WALL BITCHES
Just voted
>>221494546oh so that's a namefag, i didn't know what the fuck was the dutch guy trying to imply here >>221494032
Ukraine's song is really good.
>>221494608no it wasn'the couldn't even do his high-pitched parts properly
>>221494581yea I like them the beststage show doesn't quite hit me though
>>221494594>LatviaBased Brāliukas supporter
cringe time
>>221494499absolutely blitzes zeh competition
ok I ranked the entriest from best to worst
>/int/cels rating Norgay song was absolute dogshit >>221494621lets hope so
>>221494602No Banga rangara!?
Ok fine I drop my support for Finland and turncoat to Bulgaria
shower break!
I don't even want to vote
all very same sounding, boring, same music year after yeari don't think many europeans know how awful they sound speaking english
AustraliaAlbaniacan't remember the others
>>221494634Too bad we can't vote
don't even get me started on the cringe presenters
>>221494632Considering your ratings I have zero respect for your takes
>>221494603hugo!
this semi was so bad that i was distracted by inane bullshit for half of it. save us moldova
>>221494470Kratos and Baldur made up, then.
>>221494662Australia sucked tho?
I wont vote and I will complain about the result :)
Why can't I vote??? Anyone else?? I wanna vote Luxemburg
>>221494658can you even vote from a subway station shelter?
>>221494629 Voting costs 10 euros? Yeah No
>>221494673lidl lohnt sich!
>>221494640decent taste
sorry but my lust had worn off by the end of the semifinal. had it featured later, it might've made it
TOTAL BENT CUNT DEATH
france - kino fascist italodiscoisrael - amazing performer and him being ex-idf makes it even betterlithuania - funny broken english meme songthose are the only worthy performances this eurovision
AUSTRIA IS FUNNY ANON
I like him bros. I hope he has a big part in the final
>>221494671i'm not voting based on performance, but if i did his performance would be lower than my ratingthe frenchie and the aussie were the only two good singers
SEX SEX SEX SEX
Are these the worst hosts in Eurovision history?
Scary monster in a onesie
This is better than most entries because it's a cover of an actually decent song
>>221494685Sorry but Austria hasn't been part of Germany for a few years now
damn
These hosts suck
SHE'S SO UGLYSTOP SHOWING HER
>>221494430pure Ghengiz genes, if they marry one they, we will rule the world through their son
>Eurovision>play American song
PHWOAR
>german """humour"""
>>221494693I think it’s cheaper in certain countries but ROTW is stuck with the full rate. I mean I get paid tomorrow so it’s no big deal
>>221494628based and true
>>221494677
>Cover of a song from USdisgraceful
I hate these hosts. Can they stop fucking singing
>>221494739fancy tenga
the host is kind of freaky like she has those HR facial expressions and her outfits are kind of too much
>>221494709Same, other countries are stepping up thier hosting game!
>>221494710Didn't ask
>>221494718I agreeand they're up against some stiff competition to boot
>>221494718Bring them back
oh, romania's in this?
>>221493966Time to get on the grind
english should be banned from eurovision except to sing in that mother tongue
>>221494675Fuck you, Armenia is Sneed Tier.
>>221494718No, the guys in Kyiv a decade ago were even worse. Somehow.
>>221494647poobro was alright
Last semifinal >Hot women in skimpy outfitsThis semifinal >Fully dressed womenWhat the fuck happened? Did they really put all the sexy girls in their own semifinal and now there's nothing left?
im voting for the choking song...
BANGARANGA>BANGARANGABANGARANGA>BANGARANGABANGARANGA>BANGARANGABANGARANGA>BANGARANGABANGARANGA>BANGARANGABANGARANGA>BANGARANGABANGARANGA>BANGARANGABANGARANGA>BANGARANGABANGARANGA>BANGARANGABANGARANGA>BANGARANGABANGARANGA>BANGARANGABANGARANGA>BANGARANGABANGARANGA>BANGARANGABANGARANGA>BANGARANGABANGARANGA>BANGARANGABANGARANGA>BANGARANGABANGARANGA>BANGARANGABANGARANGA>BANGARANGABANGARANGA>BANGARANGABANGARANGA>BANGARANGABANGARANGA>BANGARANGABANGARANGA>BANGARANGABANGARANGA>BANGARANGABANGARANGA>BANGARANGABANGARANGA>BANGARANGA
SEX with Swarovski sugar mommy
>>221494632supposedly he's gotten some neck issues or something that's made it harder to sing
Whats the consensus on Czechia?Dude has prolly the best voice
I only liked Armenia and Bulgaria this evening tbqh
>>221494685Did you have too much drinky winky or something?
>>221494681No it was quite pro, maybe too much for this contest
I have a feeling she's not making a cameo :(
I guess Latvia is okay too, in hindsight
>>221494731
If I had a vote I'd give it to Romania i don't care
>>221494708The bloke in the middle looks like my dad.
>>221494799sex appeal is a distraction from how bad the music is
>>221494767that's okay you didn't need to :)
>the laugh of the female presenterI just fell in love
PLEASE GOD VOTE FOR CYPRUSTHEY NEED ALL THE HELP THEY CAN GET
also australia is ripping off their own entry from a few years back (antigravity) with the opera part
>>221494807I would rape that asshole until my dick is dripping red like a well used paintbrush
>>221494821believe in wawa
>>221494807 Don’t remember the song so that’s not a good sign
>>221494807Jury bait. 150 points from jury and 10 from televote in the finals.
>>221494807Staging was pretty ass, but he will be saved by the jury. Singing was great. Sounds like Thom Yorke
>>221494823I needed this earlier
predicting 3 that will be eliminated:luxembourglatviamalta
FEED HER CHEESE AGAIN
>>221494816the song is boring tho?
armenia just reminds me of tunak tunak tun and whatever bullshit indian "students" blast out of their JBL speakers here
>>221494807Not my kind of song but he is a fantastic singer
THE FRANCE ROOM!
>>221494823this reminds me that I shat my pants during last year's finals
>>221494774The left one was cool. I like the new Austrian booba anchorwoman lady.
>>221494845if only you knew how creatively bankrupt this soulless shithole is
>>221494859No Latvia WILL qualify
she talks like a cultist
>>221494783>english should be banned from eurovisionThis, Brexit means Brexit
That's a very strange french accent
>>221494718Unironically. And yet I remember /int/ talking shit about this autistic mommy last year.
what race is she
>>221494847Anon this is a blue board
>>221494848trust levels in the negatives
>>221494842cyprus peaked heresadly she couldn't sing for shit eitherhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHeydRCBPNs
Shhh
>>221494840Watch it
>>221494718Lol not even close to the worst.>>221494774/ourguy/ Michael dabs on Quirk Chungus McManjaw.
>Ariana le Grande
celine dion mentioned
>>221494725>>221494815So I can't vote because Germany didn't perform this semifinal? Why would they do it like that, this makes no sense. Why don't they want my money
>>221494834Not a single good song this semifinal yet
>>221494886yes
Reminder that the french singer is still 17
>>221494886amerimutt
>>221494859spot on, old chap
"right"wing people in my cunttree are going to vote for pissrael
The accent is too good i don't like it
THETHE THE
>>221494778not only that, we even have a decent chance to win, i doubt it's going to happen though
Is this eurosong in Austria?
Should have grabbed a pint instead.
the mutt sounds like she's desperately trying to put on a fake french talking english accent
BRITABLE!!
Lol bitch doesn't even try to larp as French.
Is there a single athlete as thoroughly btfo'd and hardmogged by its ""rival"" as cristiano ronaldo has?
>>221494882She's faking it, she's a Mormon spy from the US
>>221494920huuuuuh she dorsn't look lik a 17 woman
My favorite thing about voting in Eurovision is getting called by my bank because they think it was fraud. I have voted in every contest since the ROTW vote was introduced and they still freeze my card lol
>>221494909Works like that in every semifinal, but I meant why would you vote for our garbage song
That English gal has a pleasant voice
>The big fouroof
>>221494920>tfw there were anons shitposting on int ESC threads before she was born
>>221494951that's true she looks like a 17 yo GIRLYOU PEDO FUCK
Im cringing so fucking hard from this brit is he autistic or some shit?
>>221494948THIS!
>>221494948nope
I do like the British singer's attitude
>>221494863I liked it, most of the entries were soulless anyway
>>221494799DEATH BY SNU SNU
Walz time
>>221494984so you pick the most soulless one?that doesnt make any sense
Ill be honest i love women speaking in the Wien accentThe way they say Eins is hot
>>221494807genuinely good singer but very mid song and an obvious jurybait
SEXOOOOOO TITIES
>Udo Jürgens Jumpscare
>>221494945He finally pronounced Drei right
>>221494968They have to explain why Spain is not there.
I'm hoping for a Croatia or Moldova victoryWould be kino to see Moldova hosting once
You DO have someone to dance with right /int/?
>>221494956Do you have to explain anything to them?
>>221494693It's 10 votes anon.
DANCE ANON!
>>221488256BOASTING IN A BLICKYARE WE GONNA WIN GUYS? I HOPE WE WIN
>Emily is half-BritishBased English Rose
Waltz with me /int/ :3
>>221494926Israel is winning the Rest of the World vote anyway. As usual. Just as surely as Ukraine is winning the Polish televote in the final. So they are free to waste their money.
>>221495006Moldova should've won in 2023 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=se9LDgFW6ak
>>221495007Nah she left me six six months ago
>>221494629will you jerk off now or after
>>221495007No. :(
>>221495007my peenus weanus, of course
>>221495006Honestly I think Lithuania would be most based.
Did Hugo have anyone to dance with?
STOP ANON!!!!!!!
>>221495007i have (you)
>>221494938>wedoamne fereste
>>221495025actually the ROTW vote is dominated by albanian diaspora voting for albania
>>221495007no
cyprus tummy > tatar titties
>>221495007no my cat died
>>221495007I have my 2kg keyboard
the luxembourgish girl looks like she should've been eliminated from the gene pool during the last neanderthal genocidewould
>>221494885would choke her
>>221494945Who's the babe on the left?
>Czechia and Luxembourg dancing together Wonder if Eurovision is like the Olympic Village
>>221494959What do you mean, it's great. Only Ukraine was better but they'll advance anyway
>>221494995Silence, watch them win tonight
>>221495007i have never danced in my life, never touched a woman anyway
what is wrong with her face
>>221495016Thankfully it’s automated. They just have a robot call me and ask “did you make this purchase” and I just press 1 for yes.
>>221495007I have girlfriend yes
Kino island?!
>>221495054Today? Possibly. On Saturday? Hahahaha nope.
i want to banga her ranga bros, if you know what i mean
>the Czech gets to dance with the Luxembourg cutieIt should have been meeeeee
>>221495007no ;_;
quiz time, yay...
>>221495075at least you're not a normalfag
>>221495062Yeah except it smells like ass
>>221494885she was great
NOT THIS SHIT QUIZ AGAIn
TRAIASCA LEGIUNEA SI CAPITAN(ESC)U
>>221495077family money is one hell of a drug
RYLAN
NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN! BAN AUSTRIA FROM HOSTING!
Not this fucking quiz again
>>221495077she's mawmaxxing
>>221495077Stretched mouth from stuffing BBCs
We love Ole
>>221495084i'm serious if you look at the per-country vote breakdown from previous years ROTW is one of the few countries that didn't give israel 12 points
>>221495083Kihnu
>>221494886All of them
>>221495075take a dance class if you want to do it. just dont confuse it for a sex class.
>>221494956I didn't figure they'd do that for such a relatively small payment.
>>221495092nigger never post this image ever again. I feel raped by the thing on the right, its taking my soul away
>>221495129>tfw accidentally booked the wrong class again and have to go to sex class
>>221495114What quizes
Yet another swedish ref kekThe first one question
>Michael Stockinger (born 3 January 1973), known professionally as Michael Ostrowskiwhy is he larping as a pole?
>>221495006>eastern yurop cunt that's not ukraine>winning in the current yearnah
>>221495105alexandra capitain?
Rylan is such a sweat, he's gonna take over from Norton 100%
>>221495133sorry
>>221495140>the sex professor is a 55 yo pajeet migrant with fake accreditation
yeah I'm not too hot on the quiz eithermaybe if it had audience participation
>>221495092what is the person on the right?
>>221495077Looks like Olivia Colman's sister.
>>221495105Fuckin cute chibi-Tarja
>>221495007I have my cat
WTF are you doing Ole?!?!
>>221495157MOMMY!! i prefer this swedanon :3
>>221488256this is rigged
THEY'RE GETTING CRUSHED, SOMEONE SAVE THEM
Austria will never win a contest again.
>>221495077
>>221495166its nostalgia bait for the oldies and mega fans
Nice an Olympus XA
>>221495108That's our guys!
SWEDEN
GRETA <3
Ole is back lets gooo!
can we go right to the votes please -_-
Sieg heil Saint Greta
>>221495150it's a reference to the iron guard and codreanu, since he was known as the captain
>>221495105
>greta thunberg's mom was an ESC contestantthat's trivia I didn't need to know
SALTLITE
>>221495123Uh. Israel literally got 12 from RotW three finals in a row. Like, even the year before October the 7th.
>>221495155I wish he would already, I honestly rate him over Graham.
i didnt know throgdor had a mother
>>221495033Should have won in 2011https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHAY_OVN_gY
Why is the thread moving so slowly? Is everyone else's broadcaster showing ads or something
>>221495085dara kaufland donuts
Rylan fucking crushing this
Ole at the wheel
>>221495221there are only 30 something people in swedenthey are all related
>>221495221She also looks to be way hotter than her challanged kid
>>221495218VOTE XENA!!!
>>221495236yes but im watching svt
>>221495221oh if you only knew. that's the whole reason why she's been pushed on us from the start
>>221495221Ofc she's an astroturfed nepobaby
do bong women really wear tops made out of spaghetti
I notice our hosts haven't gotten to chat with some of the acts like they have in previous years. I wonder why that is.
>>221495227>ROTW only gave albania 10 pointsit appears my memory is faulty
>>221495218best show of all time
>>221495216patriotic
>>221495229Cmon Norton has his moments, he's a hundred times better than Terry who spoke over the songs
>>221495235Zdob si zdub always bring kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUqf_zO2QaI
SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN
>>221495275problem?
Ole deserved that moment, only danes know why
>>221494956burgerbro if my bank called me about spending money on eurovision, I'd go with the fraud excuse
>>221495275She's Irish.
wtf i can almost see her tits :0
>>221495275battered spaghetti with mushy peas on the side
BUY THE THINGS ANON!
>>221495309what
I think we can all agree that Austria should never be allowed to host again.
Get the fuck on with it
>>221495317same thing
>>221495094g-goddamn right frogfren, normies ain't got shit on me
Where can you even play cd's these days? All computers come without cd players now
The hostes is very pretty, is she well known on Austria?
>>221495249huh she looks better with darker shade of blonde
>>221495288That's based though. He should speak over the cringe songs.
europeans should stop speaking english, have some self-respectthat includes (You)
>>221495326Guy was shafted years ago then got brought back because he was the only good danish commentator
SONG NOT FOUND ANON......
this is boring when do they say who won
as if it couldn't get worse
>>221495289Love this song, unapologetically unionist.
>>221495338She is literally the Swarovski heiress
That's a man
>>221495336old computers
I didn't even remember that guyHow did he win the last year?
Eurovision rigged against us again...
oh my god i didnt realise that the german comentator did the quiz on tuesday holy shit
oh great last years fag is singing again
>>221495338>billionaire>is she famous
isnt this that queer asian makeup guy from youtube who became a tranny
Ole is choking hard, shamefu dispray
>>221495336My car has one as does my laptop
>>221495360no one wins tonight, anonthat's saturday
>>221495289>zdob si zdub mentionedbased spaghetti anon
>>221495351you should speak petrol-sniffer language as well, cunt
>Awful game show hostLeave Michael alone
>>221495336cds are no so obsolete they are collectible like vinyls
>>221495360In about 50 hours.
>>221495351aber dann verstehst du mich doch nicht
>>221495351to think we could all be speaking german right now
>>221495377Hugo !
>>221495351Same back at you Aboo
>>221495351how do I communicate with others then?
>UK commentary are just ripping endlessly into the male host after being cheated by him in the quizkek
I hate this asian opera singing faggot
>>221495281yes, because of Callisto
>>221495007No, but I have my beer!
Why does JJ look like a 40yr old Lebanese woman?
why does operatic pop sound bad to me bit operatic rock & metal works well? I can't stand this male falsettoslop
>>221495377kek
Webm unrelated (or?)
>>221495356niceI think our commentator is pretty ok too
>>221495377Hugo contain yourself, please.
ftf trans singing
>>221495351BUT ANON..
is this a boy or a girl?
>>221495422still have good memories of watching xena and tabaluga as a kidgood times...
>>221495365>>221495378Yeah, sorry im not gay enough to know all these things
this filipino femboy can sing
Barbara Pravi has hit the wall hard
>>221495338check your moms or grandmas cabinet where they keep the good china and glasses, she is bound to have something of hers
>>221495379You don't "become" a tranny, you are born like that chud
this is just the same song again from last year
>>221495338nah swarovski are family of polish plumbers in vienna
>>221495351english is a european language
>>221495389kek im color blind
>>221495455yes
lol
>>221495351Tai chebra, kaip manot, kokios dainos pateks/nepateks?
>>221495391Which one? There's like a million of them!
who's the blonde woman
The first semi was way better
>>221495455he's a Filipino man who has taken a penis past his rectum fairly recently
>>221495472Liked her song
>>221495377its h for huge hugo win!
>>221495455He might have a penis but no one looking like that faggot deserves to call himself a man.
BUY HER DONUTS!
>>221495499yeah
>/int/cels completely buck broken by LGBT performers in the ESC, which has been an LGBT event for like 40 fucking years
every year its the same, all the songs have grown on me
VIVA MOLDOVAPALMA DE MAYORCA
>>221495486kek, captcha saved your ass
>>221495491wtf aren't you sent to auschwiz for having auch family name
>>221495514Bitch looks like the love interest in shark tale
>>221495491I want Victoria to nazi dom me.
>>221495539kek brutal
incredible how much better the semi 1 highlight reel is compared to semi 2 (except belgium and poland)
>>221495539kek
>>221495336Your car, at the park, at home. Wherever you like.
Man first semifinal was SO much better.
>who should get throughArmeniaAzerbaijanBulgariaCzechiaDenmarkNorwayRomaniaSwitzerland>who should fuck offAustraliaCyprusUkraine>who I can take or leaveEveryone else
>>221495377Kek
>>221495514>5 cents for parentless students lmao
>>221495528We're well aware of that, dear.
>>221495499Nah. The best bits were interesting but overall it was worse.
>>221495553you fuckers voted us in, we didnt
IT'S TIME TO GET SRS ANON
>>221495568agree fellow American bro
>>221495377can someone spoonfeed me please
>>221495568>>who should fuck off>Australiayes. the singer is a meme here, ironically disliked everywhere
>>221495491dont google hugo ferdinand boss
>>221495552>>221495560>>221495578>knowing Shark Tale zoomers get out
>>221495568Armenia and Azerbaijan aren’t making it anon
>>221495528It wasn't gay enough
>>221495607shark tale isnt zoomer bruh
>>221495568Azerbaijan over Australia? Rest of the list is solid
BANGA
no particular order ;)
BANGARANGA
>>221495568>AustraliaHag Sexo>CyprusMega SexoThey should qualify.
Based booba
KAUFLAND BROS WE BE EATIN GOOD
the rest of the world is worth as much as one european country
>>221495595they presented a segment where this guy named hugo asked why eurovision is so gay and the host lady educated him on lgbtqacbwuigfswgygs
>>221495568acceptable
BANGARANG
What the hell bulgaria has huge tiddies
>>221495607Nigga, Shark Tale came out in 2004. It's unc kino.
BANGARABGARA
BOOBA
BASED NEIGHBOUR BROS
boobaranga
Tetas grendes in finale
>>221495607hmm
>>221495626Her song is shit but so is Australia's and at least Jiva can sing
>>221495351We lost ww2
Pity qualification for Ukraine
thank god tanzschein made it
>>221495647oh ok thanks
yay
Romania better get through. Didn't vote for them to make sure Luxembourg and the dyke will get through.Also, how tf we're through? Our song sucks.
Fuck R*ssia
>>221495607Zoomers don't know who christine aguilera and angelina jolie are
>>221495668You were neutral though.
SLAVA UKRAINITOTAL ZIGGER DEATH
I have Ukraine fatigue
gratz norgay
the only good song qualified, Im happy
HEROJAM SLAVAAAA
>BOOBARANGABOOBARANGA>BOOBARANGABOOBARANGA>BOOBARANGABOOBARANGA>BOOBARANGABOOBARANGA>BOOBARANGABOOBARANGA>BOOBARANGABOOBARANGA>BOOBARANGABOOBARANGA>BOOBARANGABOOBARANGA>BOOBARANGABOOBARANGA>BOOBARANGABOOBARANGA
Doesn't the host feel naked in that dress? I feel half naked just wearing shorts. Women are weird
WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
ya ya ya
the roos made it......
>australiahow tf
Wait where is France ?
SAY THANK YOU!!
AUSTRALIA KYS
>romania is inlets go
what happens if australia wins? what time will it take place
IMO they should eliminate all contestants who performed today
>>221495681They made it
choke me bros...WE MADE IT
Based
>>221495718you're in france
>>221495718disqualified for cheating
>>221495718They qualify automatically
>>221493774Imagine showing Ya Ya Ya to a Viking.
>>221495718you already qualified by being one of the biggest funders
LETS GO OZIEBROS
australia is my favorite european country, morocco comes close in second
it was shit though
>>221495718next to us
>>221495718automatic qualified
DENMARK ALBANIA PLEASE
>australia fucking trash song
didn't choke yet boys
yey :D
>>221495728Probably the middle of May 2027
>>221495718France is a big 5 country so is always in the final, the song was just a previww
Albania has to go trough
>>221495718p2w
not very orthodox of you, europe
>>2214957289PM CEST. And somewhere in Europe.It's a part of the participation deal with Autralia.
>>221495725Yeah, LET'S FUCKIN GOOO!
CH..CH..CH..CHOKE ME daddy
evanescence from Galati
>>221495672tikrai yra siuntę geresnių, bet lyginant su kitomis šio pusfinalio, visai ir nieko
>>221495539imagine the smell(of fish)
wait a second.. i haven't heard my own country yet?!?!!
shakira is through
>>221495748>>221495752I didn't know you could pay to qualify
CHOKE ME!
>>221495763fuck up andy
>maltahuge question mark
SEXO
>>221495795And you never will
All the SEXO is in
Switzerland please shock qualify
>>221495795anon...
Alexandra got through, that's all I needed. We eatin good bros
JALLA FUCK YEAH
Cyprus didnt deserve to go through, she was fucking out of breath half the performance
>>221495795you boycotted because of izrael
LETS FUCKING GOOOO MOMMY
>>221495803this rule is the reason why the uk and germany treat us to cringekino in the final every year
yess albania
Goonbros we eating good tonight.
>>221495790What phenotype is this? Is she a gyppo?
LATVIA GO GO
>>221495778Yessss Albanian mommy to the final
>>221495825from all the cock I gave her
Tummy secured
>>221495817wow rude
DENMARK DENMARK DENMARK COME ON
im scared bros
LET'S GO ALBANIAAAAAAbest song of the semi-final in my opinion
>>221495854HOW?!?!
FUCK YES BEST YEAREVERYONE I LIKE IS THROUGHFUCK EVERYONE ELSE'S FAVOURITE
>>221495825
Denmark gay boy is in puh....
>>221495718
It better be Armenia.
total gayim victory
>>221495841too much tan(fake)
Semi 2 > semi 1
ARMENIA PLS
>>221488256haha we are guaranteed to win now
>>221495853
95% sure it's going to be czechia
braliukai i pray
Luxembourg is so fucking cute, but it was a poor performance
I think it will be Czechia
Channeling my inner Latvian rn
>All those women we'll never get to see againI'm sad now bros...
>>221495876>>221495898our twink made it
>>221495854yep
I’m scared brosI think Czechia is going to qualify but I want Armenia in the final
The gay mafia strikes again.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Czechia
GAYIM VICTORY
I am out 6 bucks
HAHAHAHA LAUGH AT LATVIA AND ESTONIAAAA HAHAHAH WHAT A BOTTLE JOB
HUGO DESTROYED
>>221495892
>>221495913FUCK
The twink is safe
>3 cuties>1 spotIt's not fair.
WE DID IT BOIPUCCI BROS
Why did england go trough? What the hell kek
Did we lose any banger? I couldn't really watch the semi
>>221495841fetal alcohol syndorme, unironically
ARMENIA NOOOOOOO!!!
>>221495718How can't you know that your automatically quilified!???
Czechia was gay and boring and probably also gay
HAHAHAHAHAHA TALENT > VISUALS AND TRYING TOO HARD
I bet Czechia would win the final too.It will NOT be any of our favorites, that's for sure.
Denmark or Czech republic is guaranteed to win, the gay mafia is rigging it again, fuck this shit I'm going to angrily goon to some Japanese adult video.
SEE YOU FAGS SATURDAY
who will win?
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all the boycotters will be back next year
HUGO WAS RIGHT! both latvia and switzerland were better performers than the three homosexuals
>>221495953I remember Armenia being pretty good.
>>221495950We're one of the protagonist nations of Europe, that's why
Sexo and gay power I'm thinking Denmark will win.
HUGO LOSTGAYS WON
>>221495968Finland is pretty much confirmed winner retard
>>221495950They qualify automatically
>>221495953all the bangers were in the 1st semi
>>221495869
>>221495953Switzerland and Armenia
Graham time on Saturday!
If it turns out we only didn't get in because of some faggy jury I'm gonna kill a nigga
>>221495961that's why it's going to win the jury vote
>>221495967Dude has a great voiceHe deserved to pass
>>221495976uhm add the the german ONE logo please, what happened to tv nationalism
>>221495950Eurovision paypigs qualify automatically
SINGING TALENT WINS OVER STAGING AND DANCING HAHAHAHAHA
>>221495968t. Hugo
Goodnight bros, see you on Saturday. :)
>>221495950they so good that they received a golden ticket
>>221495937wtf hands
I'M GONNA BE SLEEPY ON SATURDAY ANON
>>221495992Your either naive or stupid, the fags will rig it again, that lecture earlier was lampshading and possibly damage control.
>>221495992>he trusts reddit and betting websites>calls others retardedngmi
balkanite bros we all made it to the final
>>221496011Your song was garbage
night night frens
>>221495937>POV when I show my dick to the Czech twink
Final's Top 5>Australia>Finland>Romania>Lithuania>Bulgaria
>>221495962inhale
rip latvia...at least now the baltic bloc won't have to split its votes, everything goes to Lithuania
>>221495950EIN ZWEI DREI
>>221495854>>221495869Buttplug maybe???
>>221495976finland or czechia but neither of these entries deserve it
>Britain qualified for the finalsGET THE FUCK IN BROS IT'S COMING HOME
Shame we lost ArmeniaSong was cool and staging was fun
>>221496012J'ENCULE LES PÉDÉS !
>sticky is over
>>221495976Top 5 in random order: Croatia, Greece, Italy, France, Romania.
>>221495976can't wait for>United Kingdom: 0
>>221495987Pay2win?We should have banned you for sending that song
>>221496042Montenegro
>>2214960610 points potential like never before
>>221496044you're supposed to mute the songs and jerk it to the ladies idiot
>>221496062yeah I'm surprised they missed out
Saturday will be fun
>>221495950Whole contest would die without the Yookay's gibs
>>221496042our mountainous negro cousins didn't make it
>>221496045g'nite
>>221496058it was already open silly
>>221496069Atleast we have one on Saturday
I hope we don't win so we won't have to host this money drain of a show
>>221496022>>221496045night frens, I look forward to your shitposts in two days
>>221495962Looks like Karoline Leavitt
>>221496090Your lady was like a 5.5/10 too
overall, i think that freak from georgia had the worst song out of all contestants this yeargood riddance
Bonne nuit
I thought Australia was pretty good but wtf is Australia doing there. Its EUROvision
>>221496118
>>221496074>Top 5>No Israellol
I still did not listen to our song whole and the short videos ive heared I dont get the hype
>>221496083>>221496108F. CHOKE ME will carry their torch.
>>221496159Globovision in 2037
>>221495950The big five nations won the civilisation game of europe, we became the biggest economies, most populous, most culturally influential countries. We won hundreds of years ago and we are reaping the rewards.
>>221496159stop being such fascist
>>221496022>>221496045>>221496110>>221496119Night frens seeya on saturday!
>>221496159australia and israel have been here for yearsonly question is why kiwis and canadians aren't here
>>221495734Yeah, too bad the ones I voted for didn't.Kinda get why no Lux, but the dyke was robbed hard.
havent watched this shit in like 6-7 yearssomehow its sitll as gay as i rememberwhy the fuck do i watch this slop???
Switzerland and Armenia should have went through
>>221496178it's the same shit you always send. Medieval religious sounding shit
may you all have a blessed rest...
>>221496209it's comfy, sometimes funny
>>221496198Eurovision is how Canada will ascend to EU
>>221495825 You're gay
>>221496130You're just jealous.
>>221496233>twain
>>221496130Not even close, studio-wise he had one of the better songs and there was WAY worse trash in the contest. Admittedly, however, he was ass live and didn't deserve to qualify, and we got your based psychobitch in so whatever.
>>221496182this strap shout be on their mouth, not forehead
>>221496159because they're ethnically and culturally white (or used to be), way more deserving than israel and azerbaidjan anyway
>not a single good song this yearI know I shouldn't be surprised, but come on, this shit blows ass.
>>221496118>this money drain of a showIt's not that expensive in the end, considering it also generates a shit ton of money
adio vida loca
>>221495976 Hopefully Bulgaria Croatia or Finland
bangaranga sounds like shit l hate all the western NPCs liking this "music"
JALLA JALLA THEY WANTJALLA JALLA
>>221496337im ok with this
>>221496343>
JALLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>221496394it LITERALLY sounds like shit and doesn't represent my nationalso l know dara personally from my childhood
>>221496230This is absolutely not trueFind me another medival song we ever sentIts like me saying you always send a gay morrocan to sing about red light district and weed
>>221494774It was beautiful to see Europe discovering Michelle HunzikerHere in Italy and Switzerland we've been enjoying her 10/10 body since the early 00s. Plus she's actually funny and smart, she's probably the best woman evert. someone who totally isn't (platonically) in love with her since middle school
>>221496118Don't worry, your song was dogshit, so is ours, so that won't happen.
>>221496298Italy
>>221496426>varnenski selski bek e typ heitarklasika
>>221494870I think I got a happy ending massage from the girl on the left in 2023 but I might be wrong
ARMENIA DIDN'T MAKE IT NOOOOOOOOOO
>>221496358>>221496425 Cyprus never disappoints with the slags they get
>>221496426Kamentiza is a good beer
>>221496358She looks exactly like a greek goddess who has undergone english bimbofication her whole life.
>>221496508You mean the girl on the right, right?
She only has one job: don't choke.
>>221496513 Your song and Armenia deserved better
>>221496507koy ti kaza che sam mqchest pederast ve>>221496521bait
>>221496521horrible tastezagorka>shumensko>>>>>stolichno>pirinsko>burgasko>>>>>kamenitza>>>ariana
>>221496576az ti kazvam varnenski bek
>>221496611>shumensko secondBAITonly good bulgarian beer is glarus>>221496637klasi4eski primer si za vtoro pokolenie korenq4etorla6ki seltak
>>221496611All big bulgarian beers are ass and have been for the last 20 years cos they are all owned by heineken/carlsberg/coors The good thing is that meme "microbreweries" are very popular here so theres lots of good beer to find if you know where to look
>>221495351You literally have the union jack stamped on your flag bro
>>221496710ne me narichai s*fianec nikoga, boklukdara nqma znachi kak da q poznavash ot "dete" shtoto e ot varna
>>221496435I always thought she was German. She was everywhere on German TV
>>221496752poznavam qigrali sme zaedno na lyulkite i plaja na red rockpedal
>>221496729 >English people have the symbol of the english on their flag Wow
>>221495718Somewhere in Nevada
>>221496805eba li
>>221496839kak 6te eba ve bqhme deca pedofil gnusen
>Eurovision protoslop>we sent our worst and redardest>W
>>221496863jivota beshe samo igra...
>>221496011My gf really liked your song though
>>221496902https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n87cSiXa5A
>>221496928bahti soeviqt slop
>>22149695610000% po-dobro e ot sgovnqsanite orientalski chalgarangi
>>221496920Can I have sex with your gf?
> mfw I wasted my night on the /tv/ EVG thread (40 posts in total, half of which mine) while you guys had a fucking sticky here on /int/ going on Better late than never See you on Saturday, bros.
>>221497005tipna li si fedorata
>>221497078/spee/ had the best memevision threads, back when the board wasnt so fucking dead, unfortunately
>>221497036If you're the singer from tonight's show, yes
Someone make a post show thread
>>221497091tipnah si kura v na makqtipotkata
>>221497112Don't talk me about /sp/ man, im still angry I'll miss all the bant and the stickies from the WC this yearStill can't believe my faggot country couldn't qualify.
>>221497173you wont miss anything, /sp/ has been dogshit the last few WCs and Euros. its only clueless tourists
someone make a post esc thread, i made a funny image
>>221497173 My country didn't qualify either, just watch and post without them
>>221496358I certainly want to JALLA her JALLA, ifyouknowwhatImean
>>221497167e kvi sa teq prikazki sega?
>>221497196 Wrong
Holy botted IDF thread, kys
Why did they feel the need to have a whole section dedicated to shaming noticers? >erm ackchually chud, eurovision is straight and lgbtq+++++ is a minority>every contestant is dressed like some gay stripper or troon
>>221497205>>221497327>>221497327>>221497327
>>221497220darpay go tapak
>>221493617i'm so glad i wasn't the only one thinking he looked like pyro lmao. two years running we got a pyro-looking guy in this
