Egyptian fruit bat edish
Drunk lads wwa
Yes, really creamy.
>>221490130right well that fruit bat is clearly going to nosh on a carrot which is a vegetable think the little bastard needs to make his mind up on what he is
beddy bo bo's time for me x
Want to start smoking. What's the best cigarettes to smoke? Want to try Marlborough Reds but the packaging isn't cool anymore
>>221490130I am Full british R1b
>>221490130which one are you
>>221490194night matex
>>221490199chesterfield blue longneck
womp wompit’s so boringanything to say about the children being massacred in gaza you scrounging ginger cunt
might go attempt a dump
got to cook and eat AGAIN. oh my daysssssss
>>221490283not the prince of gaza is he
>>221490283Look at the shnozz on that fella
might go attempt a coup d'etat
>>221490283Do recall seeing this nigga dressed up as hitler onceIf you ask me, children shouldn't be killed as they're just kids
>>221490210for me, it's the flying fox
poop d'etat
>>221490283based Hazza
His pants are getting chucked up a tree
poo d'eshart
>>221490370That’s antisemitic
Get the blairites in
stroking my orange penis
timeline got fucked up
I'll just get some marlboro reds then
rubbing my little green willy
>>221490426Well, I am an anti-semite so what can you do really
>>221490230cuck
let's get some posts in lads, long way to go yet
>>221490283>i HATE you moom and daad>*disgraces the Royal Family*>erm but let me reiterate my unequivocal undying love and support for jews lol sad state isn't it
need steve to sort this thread out
jizzing powerade out my blue willy
>>221490499imported travertine
start doing this
>watching this vid of Alice Springs, right in the middle of the outback of Australia>they paint all the ATMs with cultural voodoo shit to stop the abos (who make up 1/4 of the population) from smashing up the ATM madness
>>221490572disgraced a family of inbred child rapists real shame
A university student died after being repeatedly stabbed by a man armed with a Sikh ceremonial sword, a court heard. Finance student Henry Nowak, 18, was on his way home from a night out when he was allegedly attacked by stranger Vikrum Digwa, 23, with the eight inch 'Shastar' blade. After he was stabbed Mr Nowak tried to climb a fence to escape but Digwa was 'aggressively pursuing' him, leaving a trail of blood, the court heard. Police were called to the scene but arrested Mr Nowak after Digwa claimed he had been racially abused. Mr Nowak was then handcuffed before passing out and dying in the street a short time later.
if we need some filler posts while everyone is busy I can do rorke and leftypol posts or you now remember posts
>>221490689advice for a fellow cuck
>>221490728Wtf I thought they're meant to be bro tier???
>>221490728well it was sikh doing it tbfhenry must have done something very bad
>>221490639you reckon
genuinely have never seen a Jew in my life except one time I was in London. But the way the media bang on constantly about antisemitism you’d think we’re doing a Holocaust or something
>>221490816victim blaming is not on mate sort it out
>>221490839also just seen 1 in my life outside the big courthouse in my city, was like seeing a mythical beast
>>221490839ever realised that jews just look like normal people?
>>221490728mot very bro-tier this
went clubbing for the first time since i was 24 (7 years ago) and its mad how much grimmer the average woman has becameliterally just sloppy overweight market meat with their literal arse cheeks hanging out their dresses, you always used to get a few munters but its like 80% of women in house nowadays. feel bad for the zoomers that missed out on peak club culture
>>221490645Elizabeth seemed ok. I don't hate them for being rich or aristocrats, I hate them for being cucks
>>221490839I've unironically only ever seen Jews in airports
>>221490861nah cos sikhs are bro tierhe wouldn't use the sacred blade for no reason, would he?
>>221490876umm, hope you aren't implying normal means white
>>221490839that's the pointthere's barely any of them but they're victims of most hate crimes
dalston is a fucking mental placecronem roaming every alley and prime katys walking down the main street
Hi, I'm Dave. I've got a big cock!
it's over
WELCOME TO JACKASS
>>221490728>sikhDidn’t happen mate, stop being racist and focus on Muslims instead
>went clubbing for the first time since i was 24 (7 years ago)
>>221490940no, of course notI mean most of them don't wear silly clothesthey obviously don't look white british
>>221490839Not all jews are wearing the silly hats and all that
>>221490983not the same without Bam and any of the CKY crew
>>221491014kekdone that unc
>>221490894women in clubs now are all escorts looking another woman to kill
>>221490983Ah, American culture.
>>221490791>>221490816>>221490879>>221490995think the bigger issue is that the police handcuffed a dying man because the brown that stabbed him 4 times accused him of racism
>>221491079clearly says england there
>>221490876>>221490930Conflicting statements
been getting into flavoured fruit teas lately
Ian was my favorite /brit/ poster. Miss that little nigga like you wouldn't believe.
>>221491096sent that limey down the fucking sinkhole
>>221491083well he was racist against a sikh by the sound of things tbf
lads please be mindful of us older gents xx
i'm a bitch made nigga because i'm contemplating buying subnautica 2 early access
been getting into flavoured fruit wees lately
pepsi max for tea
BRRRRRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>>221490894remember the first time my uni mate took me to a rave and my mind was blown at how fit that average bird was compared to the club events
>>221491162
>>221491165worst feature steam ever added
London has fallen
it loomshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3kkNfH4yco
>>221491207feel like early access has to be some kind of EA cancer, or ubisoft
>>221491162>williedamn
>>221491242no those are massive corporations that just bleed you dry with micro transactionssmall, indie devs are the early access niggasmost famously, notch and minecraft
>>221491227>hackney voted greenget the indoor market on ridley road reopenedpromote the cronem
>The amount of State Pension you get increases in April each year. The triple lock means the rise will either match the rate of inflation, average earnings or 2.5% – whichever is highest. honestly insane, every single year pensioners will get relatively richer no matter what and the entire british state is centred on making sure we provide more and more resources to old people and make sure they live as long as possible so we can keep giving them more and more money as long as possible.
no one:absolutely nobody:not a single soul in heaven or on earth:ziedy: me tink about black cock
applied for a job there. 0% chance i get it
saw a lot of zoomies from the UK on tiktok freaking out at him saying this becasue they associate gooner with wanking instead of arsenalthe Americanisation of the youth is one another level lads
fucking LOLlazy scrounger didn’t get off his arse to go to Southport after those little girls got stabbed
>>221491255>>221491303she ride wit' saka nownun' timmy cud do
>>221491227Part and parcel
Mad how you can get accused of racism and then be left to die
>>221491230why the sad dance
*discreetly whispers into your ear*you've messed your greentext up there i'm afraid, don't panic, easily done, just pay a bit more attention next time alright?*pats you reassuringly on the shoulder and moves off*
>>221491325Alri wes
>>221491408ziedy, you been to ridley road market?
we At/Brit/Disavowthis Savage Attack !!
>>221491290>just bleed you dry with micro transactionsearly access except the micro transaction is the game
>>221491381I guess you are right, should have posted the happy one
>>221491403*panics and dives out the window*
>>221491408I see her pon di gherkin most weeksshe tek it real gud x
Did we ever get an answer from ziedy what he meant by - 2?
does my head in that 18 year olds were born in 2008 now, know it makes logical sense but doesn't feel right
>>221491359>>221491408Finbar's inner monologue
we're all in herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK8mJJJvaes
Listening to Steps
>>221491488number of testicles he has
not many video games let you play as the terrorist these days
>>221491524urban myth
Genuinely hate this country and most of the people in it, just ban everything that’s we do here just ban anything and everything
>>221491551saw her tits and bush at the weekend
beef & tomato pot noodle for tea
>>221491551tf?
>>221491346https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/l0056qtg>the King visits Southport
BREAKINGBURNHAM FOUND DEAD AFTER STARMTROOPERS RAID HIS HOUSEthe purge has begun
>>221491471theoretically you are buying the game at that point and nothing moremicro transactions are on top of the full price game
>>221491524this can't be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiLw45oAuD0
>>221491623Starmer is unironically based and chad
lad who just started at my mates work was born in 2007
>>221491609no, no one said that. Sorry
>>221491623it's only fair, he was elected on a 10 year mandate after all
>>221491595rate it i always put a boiled egg in itand usually i get the chicken and mushroom one
>>221491578>just let addicts give you second hand lung canceryou are a slave to the tobacco company
>>221491621Done him
tried diablo IV all the difficulties are locked and the game is piss easy on the hardest one available how do people find it fun
I don’t care I’m still right even if I’m wrong Did he go to Nottingham after those students and the caretaker got stabbed? Exactly now fuk off
>>221491704Professionally waver lol.
>>221491621>>221491704that's rorke left red in the face
Reply with 1 if you love black women2 if you don't
>>221491708Guarantee you don’t even go to pubs you fucking spotty virgin
>>221491578One of the few joys working class people have after a week of work is a pint and a fag, and now they’re trying to take that away aswell
And for my tea I had six slices of buttered toast and vegetable soup
>>221491754Professional smiler as well
/brit/ is a lot like chess
Arise, Sir Andy Burnham
I'd like to take a moment to address you directly, Mr. Burnham.Yes. I'm talking to you, the so-called King in the North. I have a question for you. How could you have thrown it all away? It staggers the mind. A man of politics, with the ability to sway reactionary and fearful minds toward the truth, choosing instead to embark on a path of ignorance and decay. Make no mistake, Mr. Burnham. This is not a leftist revolution you have sparked...this is death and finality.You have plunged our party into freefall. Even if you offered your leadership now, I cannot guarantee that the electorate would accept it. At the moment, I fear they have begun to look upon even me with suspicion. So much for serving as this country's representative.Help me win back their trust, Mr. Burnham. Stand down while you still can. Help ensure that the party's trust in you is not misguided.Do what is right, Mr. Freeman. Serve Manchester.
>>221491578Simply don't believe thisWho were they asking
>>221491823i'm bad at it and i hate it
>>221491823no it isn't
what's the song that reminds you of freshers week?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vnoz5uBEWOA
bit mental seeing my horrible virgin mates slowly getting girlfriends one by oneunis over after I finish my thesis and I never manged to find oneoh well
why does the pm have to be an MP can't we have an apprentice style show where andy bumham and whoever else do tasks for 10 weeks and we vote at the end
>>221491794i do go to pubs and it's for a pint not to inhale cigarette smoke you inconsiderate runtjust because you want to slowly kill yourself doesn't mean you can inflict that on other people against their will
blackout blinds maybe. could be a move
>>221491881no
>>221491333elder millennial here and I think that is funny THOUGH
>>221491857Slow Jam by volcano!
Death is in Alfie's best interests. Father's hopes are unrealistic.
Why is everybody so quick to call for bans on shit they don't like? Did people forget how to just put up with shit?
>>221491896Why are you sitting in the “smoking area” then?
>>221491904not good for the circadian rhythm innit?
burham is finished once these two inevitably sort out this dispute in the ring
>>221491929Want you banned from /Brit/, 4chan, and life, sunshine
>>221491904thinking 2 layers. 1 sheer roller blind for letting light through and privacy and 1 blackout blind to keep sunberg out at 4am
>>221491953no one mentioned smoking areas
>>221491859Just wait until they're all married with kids and you only see them once or twice a year for a swift pint
>Auditions have officially begun to find the next James Bond. Nina Gold (‘The Force Awakens’, ‘Game of Thrones’) is the casting director. Who will it be!!!
Piehead is having a meltdown
wheres 190https://streamable.com/xs7sjy
>>221491840Based
>>221491957that's a working class right hook if i've ever seen one
>>221491859did you actually look?
>>221492000the crashout is inevitable anytime sooni can feel it coming in the air
>>221491999That’s what the outside of a pub is for mate
>>221492027He's at home
remember when i got kidnapped and rape in a multistory carpark and was left naked in a disabled parking bay feeling emasculated with a very sore arse
>>221491840"Democracy?Never heard of it."
>>221492012hunter schafer
decided the best decade for music was the 80s
>>221492053where? up my arsehole?...yh
>>221492027kek he must be wondering what the hell any of this means but he's saying it all anyway like a parrot
>>221492091Billionaire or not, he's right.
>>221491731diablo-likes are just treadmills
>had a mate who got kidnapped and rape in a multistory carpark and was left naked in a disabled parking bay feeling emasculated with a very sore arse
based Stormz
>>221491859don't worry mate you'll get one in 10 years after her youthful looks can't guarantee her chad anymore
>>221492159TREEZA
>>221492127really struggling to chose between 70s and 80s
>>221492160or she's got 3 kids to 3 different blokes and is looking for some mug to settle down with
by the time they found him in the morning he'd been arse raped 18 times
>>221492210watching this currentlyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2ET8V0hXkU
>>221490130>fruit bat>carrotwhat the h*ck is wrong with you
>>221492091Neets get £60k? No wonder you're all so cheerful lol
>>221492210can't help but associate 70s music with noncery
>>221492260ew delete
>>221492214i'll probably off myself when i turn 30
>>221492091Workers should not be paypigs for the non-workersTHAT INCLUDES BOOMERS EUTHANISE THEM NOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW
>>221492236
>>221490130do i even have to say it?
>>221492260rorke's wallpaper
might go for a big walk at the weekend. fresh air in me lungs and that
any lost souls in
>>221492367come to the /brit/ incelwalk meetup lad
>>221492231great hair on unc, I like the Biato but he complains too much and doesn't dig deep to find new interesting stuff to expose his audience to >>221492255Garry Glitter?
>>221492389disgusting skin color
I'm going to turn off my phone and watch one piece for 8 hours
>>221492389oh ok then
Step One boxers. Only things I'll wear. Long lasting, hugely comfortable, never chafe, never ride up. The holy grail of pants, especially for a fat lad like me.
Garrius Glitterus
>>221492389uh where's the willard?
right well i expected that to be a tranny with a massive dick
>>221492389sickly looking skin tone
>>221492419One Piece is garbage. Watch Bleach, Fairy Tail, Katekyo Hitman Reborn, Hunter X Hunter or Naruto instead
>>221490728I got attacked by a sikh once because I was pissing on this big dish outside a temple. In my defence I thought it was a normal church. He ripped my t-shirt but then ran off when my mates showed up. Fun uni experience, glad I didn't get stabbed
>>221492389nice shape but just not attractive at all to me
lot of benders in tonight
>>221492389absolutely fucking lush
>>221492390where is it
>>221492389>no cock
>>221492416shut it rorle
tonight's kino
>>221492241no. individuals might get close to minimum wage if you're profoundly physically disabled and mentally ill60k is almost certainly some theoretical number of what a mongtard war veteran with 12 dependant spastics could get
>>221492469dalston
rorle
>rorle roar
Carol is the only good gays movie
>>221492427Boxer briefs are superior
yes i heard about that, its just awful
>>221492498sounds a bit bent
And what of good Rorje?
>>221492389would feast on that chocolate tuppence
I get some money to do my phdnot 60k unfortunately
>>221492562the grandad is a gay, somehow
lots of nons milling about outside mcdonalds
>>221492323his penis is significantly larger than my own!
Um
>>221492597its tax free stop whining
a reason to start over neeewwwand the reason is (yooouuu)
rorle rorle rorle your boet gentle down the steet
For me one of the coolest songs from the 70s.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDzXbdxeeHI
>>221492531shant
>>221492625even if it weren't I wouldn't pay very much
>>221492556For fat lads, fit lads wear briefs or trunks
>>221492696groce
>>221492696
when i go to pubs i always think the bartender can tell that all the joy and happiness in my eyes left about 10 years ago when i order a pinti look around and i see young, attractive people in their mid-late 20s with their dates/mates just having fun enjoying themselves
>>221492625are the benefits not tax free? pip and the like?
Got my tickets for the Mandalorian and Grogu
anyone remember this?https://youtu.be/qLXIeNHRTQw?si=FGsc7er9yRtUmnCN
>>221492765lovely little creative writing exercise what's it for?
>>221492241the subsidy on social housing in london probably gets near 60k per year in some areasthey don't have that sort of money liquidhere's an extreme example:https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/immigration/8701091/Family-on-benefits-move-into-2-million-home.html
>>221492792have you>>221492765do you>>221492649is it>>221492605are there
>>221492696this is a man btw
>>221492401yep him and probably quite a few others from that era as well. loads of them were at it
>>221492831*delicately rapes your arse at 0.1mph*
>>221490930i always see hasidic jews at airports too. but rarely seen them irl except a few times in london and new york
>>221492797barely remember anything these days me. started after the vaxx if I recall correctly.. the memory loss that is.
Quand on n’a que l'amourA s'offrir en partageA jour du grand voyageQu'est notre grand amourQuand on a que l'amourMon amour toi et moiPour qu'éclatent de joieChaque heure et chaque jourQuand on a que l'amourPour vivre nos promessesSans nulle autre richesseQue d'y croire toujoursQuand on a que l'amourPour meubler de merveillesEt couvrir de soleilLa laideur des faubourgsQuand on a que l'amourPour unique raisonPour unique chansonEt unique secoursQuand on a que l'amourPour habiller matinPauvres et malandrinsDe manteaux de veloursQuand on a que l'amourA offrir en prièrePour les maux de la terreEn simple troubadourQuand on a que l'amourA offrir à ceux làDont l'unique combatEst de chercher le jourQuand on a que l'amourPour tracer un cheminEt forcer le destinA chaque carrefourQuand on a que l'amourPour parler aux canonsEt rien qu'une chansonPour convaincre un tambourAlors sans avoir rienQue la force d'aimerNous aurons dans nos mainsAmis le monde entier
watching this kino tonight
curious rorke
weird seeing what other countries are into when viewing the hub on tor
lorem ipsum dolor sit amet
>>221492831it is, wish I had written a bunch of Fleetwood Mac songs, imagine writing Dreams and fucking Stevie Nicks after a coke fueled binge>>221492853It's not like the 80s were different, I don't associate good music with that kind of stuff
>>221492891what is blud yappin about
the lion the witch and the rorkedrobe
>>221492389BWC-only
whos watching eurovision
>may>I am forgotten
the rorke in the hat
>>221493031my mom
>>221493031saving it for saturdaynever watch the semis because there's no point watching this shit twiceplus the real countries skip the semis anyway
poo
>>221493042It was AI
Rorke seeing flashing blue lights outside his window and closing his /brit/ tab, just in case
rorkey porkey pudding and piekissed the girls and made them cryexcept they weren't girls were they, they'd be bloody men in dresses these days
hello
rorke procrastinating doing a harmless thing like watching an episode of a show he likes or listening to music and instead sitting in dead silence reading /brit/ posts
>>221493031no I'm listening to the XFM eurovision episoide with Ricky Steve and Karl tonight then I'll watch the actual Eurovision finale when it broadcasts
>>221493132
rorke hearing knocking on his door and pulling the kill switchit was just the postman
>>221493161hi mate hiya hows if foing
I think Eurovision is rigged personally
>>221493136sc
Right well that's the $33 sandwich ordered then isn't it
>>221493240publix?
>>221493240that's a bit much innit?
just got back from banging my smoking hot ai gfhope I didn't miss much aha
>>221493208not bad how's it evening x
>>221493240what’s in it
>>221493240an subway sandwich costs like £10 herestill ridiculous considering it's fucking shite
Why is Mousey walking into 10 Downing Street????
>>221493287ever shag her up the arse?
alri lads 22 year old virgin checking in
just checked and nobody has posted in the group chat I have with my mates since august 2020 aha
>>221493351larry's on vacation
>>221493264No it's a local chain. It's $17 in store and $33 after unberape>>221493280These food delivery apps are $ burners man. No one wants to deliver anything for $5 anymore
>>221493356there is still time my fren dont give up
>>221493368they started a new one without you mate
>>221493355nah mate, not a poof
>>221493418>>221493418>>221493418
love the process of cleaning my shitty arse in the shower after having a thick dump
*takes your virginity*
