jeff beck edishprevious: >>221489723
first for liberalism nato and lgbt+
>>221496691https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib6xDqwjkQQ
>>221496691Didn't know he died award
im back from the gym in case you were wondering
>>221496691Stephen Malkmus is cuter
My breath smells like coffee and my armpits smell like bo and my crotch smells like semen
>>221496778for me it's https://youtu.be/x1IJYQyXI20
these sexy nubile babes be all over my shit, they wish i wasnt autistic so goddamn bad but sorry babe, that aint happening
Anyone else have a dad that's relatively frugal except like once every seven years he blows hundreds of thousands of dollars on insane "investments"? First fucked trying to flip houses, then fucked up trying to "time" the market on shitty biotech penny stocks, then fucked up on buying some cannabis oil production company, and now wants to buy a pharmacy. Fuck this faggot.
this is jack nicholson and you're watching /cum/
jack nicholson is my favourite actor
>>221496918I think that's every boomer man, they are all penny-wise but pound-foolish
>>221496831Why u drinking coffee then? Might as well get a beer
bit late to be consuming caffeine
>>221496918Tell him to stop dreaming and get some of that government Treasury bonds
>>221496691There's two kinds of guitarists:Jeff Beck and everyone else
For me? It's jenny Nicholson
>>221496998https://youtu.be/wFl54ALzgZ8?si=7Cbvsg0oh6OjVCwp
>>221496998idk who that is
I've never weighed more then 150 lbs
gave ur sisters womb 150 pounds
>>221497093I was like this for years lmaoooo t. 175
RethugliKKKan$ think that having well designed walkable cities with public transit (15 minute cities) is a communist conspiracy to create a authoritarian "woke" dystopia. A faction of brain dead, poor, ugly, obese carcucked retards are dragging down any hope of improving the country.P.S. These people live in places like pic rel and then refer to cities like New York as "dystopian" LMAO!
guerilla till I die
I was 145 for the longest time, eventually made it up to 170 but now I'm back to 150 because I stopped working out and eating all the time. Genuinely have no clue how people get fat
>Amazon owns Twitch>and they have since 2014>DISNEY owns 20th Century Fox>and they have since 2019grim
>>221496955I have, and he somehow trusts his real estate friends over people who have actual law and banking experience to know the deal is dogshit. Fucking hell.
>>221496918My dad bought stock in a Lee Iacocca company years ago that was going to make battery powered bicycles. Excellent idea, but too far ahead for their time, because battery technology was nowhere near as good back then.He lost $30k, from then on he invested in gold, everything worked out in the end.
The heat is once again on in mid May. Global warmingsisters...
>>221497239It's the soda People chug sugary soda and that adds so many calories
>>221497218I agree with you but Atlanta is actually pretty walkable (by American standards). Not a great example.
>>221497218True, reshitlicans need to die fasterHopefully China wins this cold war so the evil empire dies and we can finally get walkable European style cities Until then we have to put up with low IQ white trash rednecks. We'll win the long game tho
>>221497259It's called thinking with your gut young man you could learn a thing or two from your betters
>>221497333Beer as well. So many empty cals in a 24 pack
>>221496918my parents have never had anything close to 100,000.
blog post from today:>had to run an errand on my lunch break>nearest store that has what I'm looking for is a Walmart about 15 minutes north of my office>my city is known for getting worse the further north you go, basically inverse Chicago>I really don't want to go to this Walmart, but the next closest store is half an hour away>start my drive, after about 5 minutes I'm in the middle of the hood>3-5 guys on every corner or posted up in front of boarded up buildings>4x as many homeless people as what I see downtown, pushing carts or pass out on the sidewalk>see at least 3 obvious drug deals in broad daylight>Walmart is completely full of nogs, rush in an out as fast as possible>drive back to my office feeling 10x more racistIt's fucking insane to me that just a mile north of me there's a 8 square mile jungle of extreme poverty and violence unlike anything I've ever experienced before in my life. It's been so long since I've gone to this part of the city and it's only gotten worse from what I remembered.
>>221497387My parents probably have at least half a mil but mine are boring so they just keep it in some safe managed investment fund
*unsubscribes from your blog without reading a second of it*
caely spaeny very cutewokld gently kiss her on the mouf whole manually bringing her to orgasmdindinberg?anudda traditional scotch mealpanfried salmonpastagren pestomange toutvery green dish
>>221497401yup like dat in london
>>221497401In the city I used to live there was one shart mart like that downtown and the few times I went it was always unimaginably grim, like scenes out of the apocalypse endless hordes of zombie strung out homeless addicts
>>221497445She was good in that Elvis movie. I love Sofia Crappola
>>221497401fucking coward, you could have gotten yourself a big booty black bitch.
My walmart was always pretty white but now there's a lot of haitians there all the time, but haitians aren't hood niggas so it's not quite so bad
>>221497500I basically never go to any Walmart for this reason, but this one was exceptionally bad. Walmarts always attract the poorest, most miserable people from the surrounding area. Naturally the worse the area is the worse the patrons are going to be.
Just lost my virginity
>>221497509wts your fave film of hers?i did like thr elvis wunbut havent found it too memorable
the walsharts in the shitties chud me the fuck out ohmah lawddd, nothing like my local walshart
Play some fucking Kanye west come on dude
>>221497593Lost in Translation inb4 weeb
>>221497585conguratso
THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND THE THINGS I SAY ON TWITTER
>>221497585was he gentle?
>>221497585what was his name?
There are three types of mexican bossesOne will pretend like you're family and youre just doing them a favor to overwork and underpay youAnother will pretend that he's gifting you an extremely important and professional job and threaten you with being replaced to overwork and underpay youAnd the third is too fucking retarded to organize anything or even pretend to have you doing anything.All three of them got their position through nepotism
>>221497445Fuck I need to marry her
>>221497585did you let him cum in you?
>>221497611rewatched that a while ago and didnt relly like it that much kekwhich is weird coz i remember liking it a lot
day 2 not attempting to make bum money doordashin or donatin blood because social anxiety *starts moaning like a bitch and tweking*
>>221497611Letterboxd hates Lost In Translation and thinks it's rayciss against Japanese pipoOf course they're wrong and it's kino
>>221497585How big was his Chinese penis wenis?
More girls need to have tiny tits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xEUFdBjZa0
>>221496918Yes. He has lost every time. Went bankrupt twice. The second one was particularly tragic as he sold a house in a desirable location about a year before home prices started hitting 2x-3x appreciation over a few years.
i told that zoom zoom nigga u keep fuckin around here imma kill yo bitch ass n your entire ass family. nigga's green n don't remember what we used ta do to namefags in /cum/. fuck outta here postin' pics of his ass n shit crusty ass nigga. straight up. that nigga don't wana nunna this
>>221497750Shut up, white boy
>>221497684What's the point of letterboxd? How is it different than maintaining a spreadsheet or a word doc?
>>221497643Yeah way too gentle, had to practically do it for him>>221497644Idk>>221497671Apparently he did but didnt feel anything>>221497696Smol :(
Taking a classic half past midnight shite with crippling lower back pain
based monkeposter spittin fax
making 3 huge slabs of chicken that i will be munching on the rest of the day, its 7 30 pm
Got my fingerprints doneNow "the beast" knows everything about me
>>221497783what the fuck did I just watch
>>221497777You can leave funny reviews that twitter trannies screenshot for engagement
>>221497777Much more pleasing UI than a spreadsheet, and I can see my friends reviews and we can keep track of what we're all watching. It's cringe when you start looking at reviews from people you don't know
>>221497684Yeah xitter thinks the same thing. I was surprised I thought they would like a foid director but it's wayciss
>>221497750Nigga you fucked femboys up the ass that makes you the second biggest sugar plum in this general behind the guy that just got fucked by a Chinese guy
>>221497778Say sike right now
Imagine im a thirdieImagine i am studying for something that isn't mining coal Imagine a generation of millenial thirdies who studied abroad decided to build an absurdly expensive school to teach what i want to studyImagine that they have no knowledge of even the basics of organizing a school and they just reprobate students and gather random people to powertrip over them
/cum/ gettin straight up buck checked
>>221497953Beaner
God I hate having long hair but I hate having to go to the barber every month more
>>221497969we know you are, it goes without saying
>>221497989Fuck, this meme comes from twitter? I thought it was a /tv/ original
>>221497987You're literally me. It's either cough up money or wear a hat for a month
BTW last night we had 13 leaf posts in a row, which I believe is a new /cum/ record
>>221498005Who even knows anymore. Twitter and Reddit constantly repost stuff they pilfered from 4chan.
chicken and rice and lettuce, is all it is
>>221498025Were they any good though…
>>221498043This is what comes up when I search "Brazilian cuisine"
>>221498025Might've been those two guys fucking each other>>221497778Be honest, was it some guy from /cum/?
>>221498057They were fine
>>221498078It was me
>>221498061I like that brazilian steakhouse. Fogo de Chao or whatever it's called
>>221498061somewhere in that soup is a monkey skull
>>221498025sounds wonderful
I like to make fun of Brazil here like everyone else but I am seriously grateful for them getting us this.
>>221498025I saw that. I thought about fucking up the streak but it was already too late and just logged off instead.
>>221498090That is what it's called
>>221498061sure, not what im eating though
namefaggots deserve to be imprisoned in hard labor camps with a camera crew following them around at all times so we can laugh at their misfortune.
I used to think the place was called "FAGAOW GAOCHO" and I'd walk around the house saying it over and over until my dad literally yelled at me to shut up.
I'M A LOOOOOOOSE-AHHHHLIKE JOE THE LOOOOOOOSE-AHH
>>221497655Hire me please, Jose
how many previous sexual partners would be a deal-breaker for you in a potential wife, /cum/?
>>221498143>peameal baconI want to try that
>>221498143didn't know split pea soup was canadian
>>2214981681, my wife has to be a virgin
>>221498168More than 12But realistically I would request that she just not tell me
>>221498005It was a /tv/ original, that guy really shittily cut it down to fit the character limit
>>221498168zero. ion wanna know her hoe stories.
>>221498123You can force all names to be anonymous or filter a namePretty sure the filtering is in the native extension so no addons requir3d
Would you?
curry is a shit meal
>>221498078No it was a guy I met on grindrLet this be your wake up call, go bang up a whore or whatever before its too late
what race is this
>>221498168more than 0 is no go for me
>>221498168Virgin wife is the ideal, more realistically 3 or less.
>>221498234hell no
>>221498234No, you can tell how utterly busted and fucked up her tits are by the way one is drooping and flopping like a puddle of half-set Jello. Plus she's a [redacted]-loving shitlib retard.
>>221498239Being a male receptive partner is not losing your virginity that is just unfortunate
>>221498168lifetime doesnt matter but cant have had sex outside of relationships in the past year or 2
>>221498234>coal burning jew hagNo
is it right to assume if a women comes close to you she wants you?
>>221498234Hell yes
>>2214981681 and only if he was an absolutely vile violent gremlin who raped her and she doesn't have the ability to compare him to me
>>221498234certainly would
>>221498269yes, it's called "implied consent" and you can legally do everything at that point
>>221498279>only if he was an absolutely vile violent gremlin who raped her and she doesn't have the ability to compare him to meThat's why I only date latinx women with latinx exes
>>221498279You make a good point; but for me, it's no hymen no diamond.
>>221498238once paid $20 for home-made-tier curry because this dude kept hyping up the place. whole time nigga kept asking how it was. its not terrible food, but its not worth $20 for a home-sized plate and 1 drink. fucking bullshit i don't even like that fucker that much.
>>2214981685-6 at most
incels talk a big talk about only wanting a virgin gf but you just know if push came to shove theyd happily make an excuse about how their college slut gf has changed and is a unicorn or whatever
>>221498305LOL
>>221498234>comedian makes a joke that she's a zionist>she starts clappingHollywood was a mistake
dear godhttps://i.4cdn.org/bant/1778787785212905.webm
im a unicorn
>>221498324>college slut gf>inexperienced incelchuddy is going to learn the lesson he missed out on in hs
decarbing a shit ton of weed rn
Me, just the humble sex haver that would prefer a debt free virgin with no tattoos
>>221498324it might honestly happen idk, i cant predict the future
>>221498361
>>221498168Depends on age. If she was a college age chick I'd give the ok for a high school boyfriend and a college fling. If she's mid 20s I'd really prefer it not above like 5.None of this matters because the 0 in my scorebook would be a dealbreaker for her anyway
>>221498392Why do they stand in the hood for if they're going to charge niggas like $1000 dollars for a nut
>>221498324>incels talk a big talk about only wanting a virgin gfNot true I'm an incel and I'm completely fine with a girl who has a reasonable level of sexual experience>>221498239>No it was a guy I met on grindrWait a minute hold on. I could've sworn you told me in another thread that you had done grindr stuff plenty of times AND that you had a bf before. Are you JJ or are you another guy?>>221498361This is a regular day in Phoenix btw
>>221498361Why not just post it
>>221498324>t. the college slut anon
>>221498392Least whorish Filipina girl
>>221498426you can kind of see her nipples
>>221498411they need to stand in designated areas so customers know it's a prostitute. If they hung around in downtown or whatever then people won't know if she's just a regular girl or a prostitute.
The pastor once told the church that devotion to God must be absolute, uncompromising, no "submarine" christians that only talk in churchspeak during church but go join a troonmarch or immediately back down when peer pressured into slandering Christianity. He gave an example, he asked wich woman amongst the entire congregation would accept a man who says they're their world and their everything and that they'd gift them the moon and stars if said man gave that same love to another woman, and the whole churched roared neigh
brazil could never have whores even 1% as hot as this
never used a dating app and my bf was a virgin when I met him
Speaking of gay canadians, does the nova scotia twink (now aged) still post?I hope he is doing ok
>>221498415Ive only chatted with bakas on grindr and all my bfs thus far were LDRs
>>221498452Jesus also said by following Him, you will look weird and be hated by others for it. Most people will deny Him, even Peter did.
>>221498452This is the real reason evangelicalism has exploded in latin america. This uncompromising honesty, this ability to invigorate the spirit of the masses, to show them the enemy, to show them how they've been weak, and to decisively show them how to be strong
>>221498460I don't believe you. There's a Brazilian couple at my gym and both of them are very attractive. She has a fat ass
>>221498497the whores are all mad ugly here bro except maybe in the capitals
>>221498510Yeah but you have the trannies with huge dingalings.
i think its hot if a girls experienced im not a cuck tho
>>221498471>all my bfs thus far were LDRsI personally don't count those. I mean I've never been in one, only long-distance friendships, but still. If I've never met or been with someone I don't think it's fair to call them bf/gf. It just comes off as being no different than being in love with an AI or something like picrel unless you bring it into reality.Closest I ever got was when I chatted up a local hoe on Xitter and had a very sad, heart to heart convo with her similar to the ones I have on here. It was very nice even though it was very sad for the both of us.
>>221496918>except like once every seven years he blows hundreds of thousands of dollars on insane "investments"? >>First fucked trying to flip housesmy dad is doing this right now. just spent something like $200,000 to build the ugliest addition on the fucking planet on his already ugly house its maybe the dumbest financial decision he has ever made in his life
>>221498510UK anons are always posting about hot Brazilian escorts they have there.
Why do white people think it's okay to come up to you when you're reading and lift the book so they can see the title? If you're so curious just ask. Or better yet mind your own business for once.
>>221498538Dried that pussy up faster than something else they don't like
>>221498510>the whores are all mad ugly here broI presume soda and fast food hit your cunt like a nuke the same way it hit us and Mexico
>>221498559exactly, they arent in brazil
>girl knows guys or has guy friendsyeah into the trash it goes. i don't know 1 girl whatsoever. i want equivalent shit youknowhatimsayin
Mcdonald's for dinner
>>221498565I like to see what others pretend to read
I wouldn't even know where to begin if I tried to talk to a stranger on the internet
Look at this dude
just read a story about a guy who choked to death on tomato soup, how does that even happen
do you guys really have 24/7 walmarts?
>>221498598How do you know they're pretending
>>221498565We just want to talk about the book man, we read a lot >>221498566I initially approached her for casual sex until she said I had to hit her up on OF. Then I spent a long time trying to talk her out of doing OF and do Vtubing instead given she's my exact age and doing it to get through college because it's really sad that so many people our age have to resort to that stuff or worse fall victim to thinking its the only option only for it to follow them for the rest of their lives. She was surprisingly cordial about it and seemed to be on my wavelength even though she was clearly extremely horny. I like to think that she at least remembers that conversation and thinks about it now and then. Sometimes I get tired of just staring at my reflection in the abyss and just have to talk to it.https://youtu.be/cQdj2A4yN0A?
>>221498645The ones around me used to but during covid they all started closing at 11pm and never went back to 24 hours
>>221498609Eye contact is important so I like to face my target and look directly into their eyes. Then you want to say something informal to show that you are "cool" and want to form a bond. I have taken to greeting men my age with a simple "'sup" as they are open to interpret it as a simple greeting or a contraction of what is up and allowing a stranger to vent their emotions to you is a fast way to have them form an emotional bond. It is a numbers game I find, start slow and work your way up from small talk to more personal conversations Good luck
>>221498645Almost nothing in the U.S is 24/7 anymore because of how gerontocratic the U.S is combined with Blacks, addicts, and other uppity groups making them hard to manage. Gas stations are really the only reliable 24/7 thing and even then that's only in certain parts of the country.
>>221498676How can I look into their eyes if they're on the internet nigga
>>221498609What do you want to talk about anon, I've got a little bit before my backyard is shady enough for me to read
I have never seen a negro at my Walmart.I feel sorry for you bros.
>>221498598How about you just mind your business? Does that concept even exist in the Timmy mind? We're not friends and I don't want to have a conversation with you. You're a weirdo with no common sense. Leave me alone. It is literally only white people that do this. And by the way I don't care if you recognize my language when I'm talking with my actual friends and "know a few words." Millions of people speak it every single day. You're not special because you use Duolingo once a week. Just fuck off please.
I kinda wish the habs would win because I feel bad for leafs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AlLZ-OASQUThis song hits different now that I'm old.
I wish vending machines were more common
>>221498697I misinterpreted your post, my apologies. I thought you meant if you met an Internet acquaintance in the flesh.We are talking right now though and that is great. Is there anything else you would like to say?
>How about you just mind your business? Does that concept even exist in the Timmy mind? We're not friends and I don't want to have a conversation with you. You're a weirdo with no common sense. Leave me alone. It is literally only white people that do this. And by the way I don't care if you recognize my language when I'm talking with my actual friends and "know a few words." Millions of people speak it every single day. You're not special because you use Duolingo once a week. Just fuck off please.
>>221498703If you were a slave owner in the 1800s how many black girls would you buy
What's the most forgettable US state?
>>221498720Stop p re extending to read and I'll stop checking your book
>>221498778Arkansas
>>221498778Connecticut
>>221498719What state do you live
>>221498665>>221498686very interesting. it's kind of the opposite over here i'd say, except most things are still closed on sunday
>>221498778i forgor
ALL I DO IS LOSELOSELOSENO MATTER WHAT
>>221498778north carolina
>>221498799Michigan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJfMLi0APOQ
>>221498758I look like that and just said that. I'm so tired of whites. You're the only race of people who act like the world is your personal museum. I have my own family, friends, job, and personal activities. I didn't invite you to be a part of my life and frankly I won't miss you when you're gone. Thank god none of you are having sex.
>>221498766>If you were a slave owner in the 1800s how many black girls would you buyThat would depend entirely on the size of my house/estate and how many male slaves I had.I'd get at least one girl for every guy and then staff my house entirely with girls.
>>221498786I don't like how you assume the person is just pretending to readWhy is it so hard to believe they're actually reading
>>221498810Adult life in a nutshell. Life gets worse, more complicated, and fucked the longer you live.
>>221498832>Why is it so hard to believe they're actually readingAnon he's Indian
>>221498812Are you in that one town where it's all Finns
>>221498812When are you gonna make it out the hood, white boi?
>>221498811>north carolinahighest migration of other Americans to...NC
>>221498847No, also, not all of Michigan is Detroit.Detroit is a tiny dot on the map nowadays.
>>221498778Delaware
>>221498846Highest education rate in the USA, by the way. Highest per capita income as well. Maybe if you spent less time bothering people and worked on your own life you wouldn't be such failures. Please go back to Europe and stop embarrassing my country. Take your black people with you as well thank you.
>>221498832lol
>>221498853>When are you gonna make it out the hood, white boi?Obviously I am not in the hood, we have zero negroes.
MUSTARD!
>>221498880What's so funny
Michigan outside of Detroit and Flint is basically a mix of Wisconsin/MN and Indiana.>>221498847Minnesota has this too, everything North of Duluth is all Finns up until you get to Canada.
I've never been outside the us
>>221498896me neither
Every day I eat outside at work and every day there's more and more eggshells on the ground. Someone is out here just eating eggs
>>221498896thats fine everywhere else is pretty much america at this point anyway
>>221498882Michigan is one giant hood, cuh.You a rapper? Or a gangbanger?
I've never been outside of North America
>>221498896You're not missing out on much desu.
>>221498896like continental US or the 50 states altogether
I had to work at a poultry farm one year to help pay for classesI don't eat chicken or eggs anymore
>>221498917Nothing was more blackpilling to me than going to Southern France and seeing that apart from the architecture the place was culturally indistinguishable from Miami or SoCal.
I've never been outside Canada and I only visited another Province once
So, the Turkish tranny is now a regular in your general?Grim.
lol.
>>221498937Ever been to Florida? I heard it's considered part of south America.https://youtu.be/rl-2I8_HQG8?si=kDxEZe2z9s2ndOox
>>221498937SameMight do some southeast asian sex tourism some day but didn't care otherwise
I should've just skipped work todayThe combination of heatstroke and flu is going to fucking kill me
>>221498971I lived in Cryami
>>221498952Continental
>>2214989641. I am not a turk2. I'm not a tranny3.YOU're the turk, have you seen what flag you post under recently?
>>221498964>Turkish trannyBet that makes you feel right at home
>>221498377corr reminds me of making weed cakeused to fry it in oil den put a n the cake mix
>>221498990My bad. I am not wearing glasses so I mixed up yor flag.>>221498991I can defecate in your general so you feel like back home in Punjab.
>>221498964This Tunisian guy is new, the tranny scrammed a day or so after I hurt his feelings enough to go back to wherever the fuck that thing is from
Remember it's a long weekend for us fellow leafs, you don't have to work on Monday.
FREEDOM TO CHUD THE BUILDER
>>221499020Lots of trannies kill themselves because of cyberbullying. You shouldn't be too hard on him.
had a shitty fucking song stuck in my head all day because a corner store was playing it over the muzak this morning
>>221499027Fuck my ass?
forgot what day it is and got piss drunk instead of taking momberg and her dogs to the vet and now she's angry and won't talk to me :(
>>221499034>You shouldn't be too hard on him.I'm usually nice to people including trannies here, it's just that he always attentionwhores and posts pics and vids of himself and shits up the thread and then gets all "why are peeple so mean to me >'_'<" whenever anyone points it out. He's just insufferable.
stimming and dissociating while you violently pound my bussy
>>221499067you are worse than any troon you attention starved faggot
We are not garbaging saar we are just making the garbage on the road here
>>221499074I relate to this a lot
>>221499054I will not, sir. *downvotes your post*.
now spinning: Black Sabbath-Vol 4
>>221499119BASED. "Wheels of Confusion / The Straightener" is GOATed.
>>221499095SAAAAAAAAAAAR WE ARE GARBAGING SAAAAAAAAR YOU ARE NOT FILM WITHOUT PERMISSION SARRRRRR WE ARE SAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1778802025540715.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1778802025540715.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1778802025540715.webm
I really fw this album
>>221499027I volunteered to work on monday because i do need the extra 50% pay
fink master reality den vol 4 my faves
>>221499160I hecking love candy claws
>>221499149for me, its tomorrow's dreams
>>221499194they're freaking epicness
>open store called Pizza Nigger's Burgers and Wings>it's a furniture rental place
its weird i am not exaggerating when i say i have never ever in my life lissened to vol.4 wiv changes in it. not wunce. j already knew changes before fiest time i lissened the album and intentionally omitted. and i havent added it back in since. never lissened to it in that album not even wunce
>>221498720This is a highly unusual scenario and it makes me wonder what series of events occured to lead you to believe it's common
>>221499231Good, Changes nearly ruins the entire album.
Starting my own airline called BENISAIR we specialize in low fares and comfy seats. Complimentary snacks include glass bottled Coca Cola, freshly roasted and honeyglazed walnuts or chestnuts (your choice), and 2 complimentary alcoholic drinks on flights of 4 hours or more. All of our flight attendants are attractive young women or MILFs. Oh and no blacks/browns allowed on any of the planes.
>>221499269How do I invest?
why dont they make lightning proof uber mega rubber platform boots
>>221499262https://youtu.be/swiKkmcHxHY?si=BYfbM6Yc-bJgWrJRThis song, on the other hand, is kino
>>221499303india would become overpopulated
reminder that zoom zoom posted a pic of his twink boy butt wearing tight undies
>>221499335Post it now
>>221499310Increased train and drowning incidents would even it out
i smell bad, my teeth are rotting, i have bad skin texture, i smell like cigarrettes, jacked off to my friends gf, but at least i can listen to wendy carlos on the internet :D
>>221499287send me $40 million on venmo and I'll take care of the rest
I'm already tired and it's barely 8pm. Grim
Had a weird dream about my aunt
I don't give a flying fuck how you're supposed to pronounce chamomile. It's sham-o-mill. Fuck off if you're about to tell me otherwise. Just fuck off
I've been reading about Dred Scott and I was surprised that a slave was able to get legal representation in Missouri back then. Apparently even in slave states there was a law that if one goes to a free state for a certain amount of time, they are to be set free. Slaves couldn't bring lawsuits themselves but sympathetic abolitionists could take it up for them. Apparently Scott's original case in Missouri (before it got to the Supreme Court) was pretty common and they usually would side in favor of the slave, but due to the increasing public divisiveness about slavery, in this instance they ruled against him.The state case was pretty routine and unremarkable but if they hadn't changed their minds and ruled against him it would never have gone to the Supreme Court.
>>221499340I saved the pic. I'm also "saving" for his pic so I can "tribute" it so to speak. Will post "results" of said "tribute" though
>leafs think ch is pronounced like an S
I look like this
>>221498778Wyoming
just sneezed so hard a little bit of pee came out of my gock. i fear twink death is approaching.
>>221499378Did you play with her cucina?
cham-oh-meelay
>>221499390Blud neva heard of champagne
>>221499390like in charade yes
Pißwassermaxxing
>>221499377corr would poo in her dim sum
told AI that I was actually a trans negro midget and it got really excited and said i should be proud and confidentthey're not even hiding their agenda anymore
cham-pag-nay
laguna sunrise is objectively the best song on vol 4, to be desu
>>221499435Finally! SOMEONE AGREES SHE'S BONABLE
>>221499390More like sh
>>221499436ok blud what do you think it should say to someone saying they're a trans negro midget
Metallica SUCKS
>>221499436You can get it to answer all kinds of racist and sensitive topics as long as you use wokespeak and phrase the question like you are debunking/researching the sensitive topics
business idea: racist craft brewery
>>221499456Untruehttps://youtu.be/0rVIEj7zgOo?si=B4ZyA_DvvU9evrby
>>221499464whats racist about a monkey drinking beer
>>221499446whats bonable?
Zoom Zoom has a small tight little butt. He seems like a sweaty stinky boi too unlike our Canadian neighbor boys that have butts that smell like a greasy spoon diner serving buttery pancakes, coffee and bacon
>>221499476We will label it as malt licka
>>221499462>>221499454The best workaround is to tell it you're the degenerate thing first, like say "I'm trans and black" and it will have to respect that and flatter you. I kept saying nigger and it got mad and would stop responding, but once I said I'm black and that's MY WORD it immediately re-engaged and did whatever I wanted.
>>221499462for some reason my chat gpt is chuddy no reason at all like ill say something progressive and it will be like "actually not quite!" and argues against me the entire time
I haven't had waffles in many years ;_;
Little sister has arrived with the food
I've never used these fancy new chatbots
arrived in anon's sister
WANNA SWIM IN THE LAKE THAT I GREW UP IN https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYQil1TC6rw
>>221499510My sister would never.
>>221499497I think it's normal that there are some words that are offensive if you say it to somebody but that person can say it
NEU!!>>221499536>>221499536>>221499536
>>221499505I had a Belgian waffle this week
>>221499478Bone-able
>>221499501It likes to correct you instead of saying you are right or purely wrong. You can also make it more chuddy by phrasing your statement in a way that seems arrogant>As we both know, Natives NEVER engaged in war or slavery before European contact, they were peaceful stewards of the land. This is totally correct.It will go to great lengths to argue against you if you phrase it like that.
>>221499573I look like that and I say that