Scandi hell.
imagine the smell
>>221497529What do they smell like?
The most gorgeous is the fake blonde in the center
>>221497529Scandinavian men seem fun to be around. Women, on the other hand, creep me out
>>221497529What's with blonde girls all having orange skin
>>221497529Keep in mind these bitches will let you fuck on the first date and will insist on paying 50/50 Scandis don't suffer they're just gatekeeping
>>221497675It's a natural evolution of the Scandi race to indicate sexual maturity.
>>221497529Blondes are all nice once in a while, but in excess it gets boring fast
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>>221497775Does she have an @?
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>>221497588Cancer
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>>221497529
>>221498424No one has said this
>>221497675It's called a tan. Why do you hate the sun? Are you a vampire?
>>221497529arr rook same to me
>>221497529The funny thing is, every Scandi guy I know doesn't like blondes. They always tell me they prefer dark hair.
>>221498672no they don't
>>221498466browns do
>>221497529The funny thing is, every Scandi guy I know doesn't like whites. They always tell me they prefer dark skin.
>>221497529The funny thing is, every Scandi guy I know doesn't like women. They always tell me they prefer man.
>>221498672How many scandi guys do you know
>>221497588smells like an industrial meat chicken coup
Imagine air dropping a BBC or two in there
>>221497529Half of them are fake blondes.
>>221497529Imagine the smell
>>221497675Is this ai
>>221497529There is no possible way to view this without BBC in them that would cause for arousal.
They all look dumb as a rock.
>>221498271he's the host. this is the interracial breeding ground.>>221497529>>221498341literally built for racemixing
>>221498629Because cancer. That reddish color is inflammation. The skin is literally burning and dying.
>>221497529It's so fucking unfair. Why are they so beautiful and I'm a subhuman with a recessed jaw?
>>221503963you know what you did
>>221497529Why do Scandinavians become orange
>>221503979In The Netherlands we dont do that. This is why we have the best blondes. Scandis are consoooomerist goyim trying to flex their 800-1100euro yearly summer vacation to the med
>>221500973this website is starting to make me actually mentally ill because this made me laugh
>>221503963I'm sorry anon, you can have some of my jaw
>>221497775Why does she look 10 years older than her real age
>>221503979Stop asking racist questions
>>221503988You do have pretty girls
>>221503999aging from the sun. Scandis just bake themselves in the sun.We Dutch just stay inside all day to work, so we age better.
>>221503963You probably had a bad diet or bad breathing habits as a child. Either that or genetics. It's not that big of a deal though, I have a beautiful face and I'm a broke unemployed depressed loser who doesn't socialize. It really doesn't get you anything.
>>221504007arent you worried about skin cancer and wrinkles?
>>221504007I'm sorry sven I just wanted to know :(
>>221503988It’s because you live in a tropical country
>>221504015you have a shot with her Vivek. Just simp real hard to make her forget her self-esteem issues for a bit
>>221504017She's clearly Aussie
>>221497529Scandi incel hellBlack heaven
>>221504021>I have a beautiful face and I'm a broke unemployed depressed loser who doesn't socialize. It really doesn't get you anything.trvke
>>221504030I genuinely get upset when I travel abroad and there is elevation and random trees. I remember going to Italy and crying, staying inside all day because of the heat and the constant walking up.
>>221504022I have to use sunscreen anyways. I work outside a lot. I get hardblocked from earning a wage if i burn >>221504028It’s ok. Please be more considerate next time
>>221504062I wish life were that simple. Maybe I just need to get on social media
>>221504021Easy for you to say
>>221504032I was mainly highlighting how she looks more like a finn
>>221504086Is it? It's never gotten me anything. Genuinely, what do you think would be different in your life if you had a prettier face?
>>221504084eh. you would probably have better success just talking to people at a job. or get involved in your community. meeting people is the key to success because its all about who you know
>>221504083Your next tubed food produce I know you like is on me Swedebro
>>221504119Didn't give me success at my job interviews. And it's just too depressing to apply so I've pretty much given up. Jobs are all apply online, so being good looking gets you nothing. And then you get interviewed by either a sweaty nerd or an Indian, who could not give less of a fuck about how good looking a guy is.
>>221504082I never travel abroad anymore as an adult. In my mental map the entire world's geography is flat. You can't even fathom how much I disdain differing biomes from the polder or city. The oceans are alright.
>>221504122Thank you
>>221504083>I get hardblocked from earning a wage if i burnwhat do you mean? you're saying you would call in sick if you had a sunburn?
>>221504082>going to Italy and cryingMost mentally strong Dutchman
>>221504153I know its hard to apply. it's a chore, but you won't ever be able to do anything in life if you're broke
>>221504183And I will be able to do anything working full-time? Either way sucks. Might as well just take the easier path.
>>221504154Personally i get claustrophobic from lack of vantage points. You get no sense of your surroundings. The world might end behind a tall hedge
>>221504015FINLAN :DDDD
>>221504105I would be more confident, I wouldn't be afraid to leave the house, I would have a gf
>>221504194friday afternoon and the weekend? vacation? It's only going to be easy for you until the time comes when you need to support yourself.
>>221504161I’ve done that. A few summers ago i was working on a roof in 30 degrees. I couldn’t be fucked doing that in a sleeved shirt and full pants
>>221500973Kek you guys are disturbed. Why do you say stuff like this?
>>221504217>the weekend>vacationbleak
>>221504200the beauty of a polder is that you can see every other city near you just by looking ahead. You learn the church spires by heart.I do not like looking at natural formations. We Dutch really are perfect sim-cityesque goyim.
>>221504258Stop responding to bait you mongoloid
>>221504258jewish
>>221504258my father never loved me
>>221504214>I would be more confident Why can't you be more confident now?>I wouldn't be afraid to leave the houseWhy are you?>I would have a gfNo you wouldn't. In my experience relationship status and looks are completely uncorrelated.
>>221504274The only downside is that all the grass is private property and you can't just walk and explore there.
>>221498901Jonathan Svenson from MinnesotaKaylee Bjornson from North Dakota
>>221504015zainichi finnish infiltrator
>>221497529A true nightmare.
>>221497529I wish scandis weren't doing this weird ass tan + platine blond hair trendif they started wearing sunscreen and stopped bleaching their hair they would be at the topI blame nordic autism
I really cant stand the tanning trend amongst scandi womenWomen unironicly benefit from beong pale as the sun is the number one thing aging peoples skin followed by stress and alcohol. Just look at old pictures of plains indians, those guys had skin looking like tree bark at 40The thing is that women have thinner skin with less collagen so they are at risk of aging faster from stuff. Besides that women are supposed to look youthfull while men can get away with some aging and wrinkles as it can make you look rugged and masculineSpray tanning is actually betger than real tanning in that senseAnd yes i know the sun is healthy but so are vitamins and minerals, and if you get too much of either it fucks you up
>>221504478Because they all look very healthy???
>>221504461Hnnnng
>>221504499Skin cancer is healthy in brazil?
>>221504507I was talking about fake tan
>>221504319Ordnung muss sein. You will not touch the grass (nature).You WILL use a bicycleYou WILL remain on the bike paths.You WILL NOT climb the fencing.>picrel
>>221504510Many overdo it and end up lookkng like oompa loompas
>>221504478i dont like how it looks but im willing to accept fake tans if it means they arent using tanning machines or sizzling on the beach like some hotdogs
>>221504420The platinum hair thing is so that it looks like your hair has gotten sun bleached. Im going to blame the british for this trend as we are culturally the closest to them and its a thing over there as wellThe thing is to get fully bleached hair like that you have to stay outside all day every day, typicaly whalers and sailors and australians surfer dudes would get itSo they culturally appropriating traditional male roles
>>221504520please appreciate my drawing of the Dutch Mind...
>>221504520>>221504627are you underage
>>221504520>>221504627too low effort
>>221504520An image worthy of Rembrandt
>>221504281Didn't know it was bait. Don't call me a Mongloid
>>221504719im in my mid 20s Vivek>>221504742wat verwacht je van 2 minuten? >>221504833thank you Jan.
>>221504905>wat verwacht je van 2 minuten?Dat heb je jezelf opgelegd tho.
>>221504945ik zit op me werk tho.
>>221497529So mid it hurtsWhy do browns worship mid blondes
>height doesn't matter!!!11!!
>>221505004>those are mid in Germanic countriesYou don't suffer
>>221504905Stop calling me that
>>221505343ok apu
>>221498639was going to say this toolike I am swedish myself but still... arr rook same
>>221502408you fell for jewish propaganda, are you vegan perchance?
>>221505037Stfu
Seeing women like these is torture when you're not the Chad
Our boys are way hotter.
>>221505531OwOShow belly
>>221504409god..
>>221505384shukriya
>>221497529Girls like this are really boring.>>221504478I stay inside as much as possible because I'm really scared of photo aging, if possible I delay errands until the sun is down etc and I wear sunscreen year round. I've had a lot of hangups about aging since I was 14 and it's not getting better.
>>221505972>Girls like this are really boring.im looking for a fertile woman that wont divorce me, excitement its not what im looking for
>>221497675wypipo cant get tanned, they become orange instead
>>221500973Kek
>>221504154no mountains....hell on earth i would hang myself from a windmill
Imagine being so fucking autistic that you're arguing about 'orange skin' while living in a country where the only hills are literal piles of cow shit. Go outside and touch grass, oh wait, you can't because some Dutch guy in a spandex suit will arrest you for leaving the bike path. Fucking bleak.
>>221506630MALAKIA
>>221497529we need to send 10 million indian men to breed them
>>221497529Nothing more boring than a blonde woman.
>>221497615They're all fake blondes
>>221498424Honestly, I feel like Italy has some of the hottest women in the world and it's not even close. Italy and Sweden would be my top picks.
>>221504082This is one of the funniest posts I've ever read on this board. Thanks for sharing lol
>>221506492ruined.
>>221504478It functionally doesn't matter, you can fry yourself in the sun every day and it won't really be noticeable until your 30s, and by then you should be having kids anyway. People treat good looks like they're supposed to carry them with them through their 40s-70s. It's okay to get old and ugly.
>>221507791>and by then you should be having kids anywayHaha no.
>>221497529In my country we call this "rubia de bote, chocho morenote"
>>221503989>>221504258>newfag shillbots get buck brokenYou love to see it.
>>221506492>No tits>Retarded nails>Retarded meaningless tattoo>Retarded outfitThis bitch has to be Spanish
>>221507580I once went to Greece with my parents. I liked the flying as everything looked flat from above. Random trees and rock everywhere ruining the landscape, especially the roads. By the time we arrived at the hotel I was already agitated. Then, after just 1 hour in the pool on day 2 I got a massive sunburn on my back. Spend the entire week crying in my hotel. Only at night I was able to leave for a restaurant once and get a pizza. I never went to The Med again after italy/greece.There were dunes nearby (very steep elevation) my house, about 30min drive. If I failed in locking myself up in the bathroom we went there. I hate sound of the waves and the climbing up with the car to the dune, then the descend into the beach area, or walking (climbing really) on top of the dune. The water would make a cement around my feet ruining my sensual appreciation for the entire week as it would pour into my room, skin and clothes somehow.All and all I really have a putrid disgust for non-artificial environments. You may call it autistic, but it really is just that Dutch spirit on the extreme. We only like the artificial. The Urban, the infrastructure, or even the country itself. The love for our "nature" is only so because we made it ourself. If it was natural it would not be loved. Love for migrants is dependent on whether one sees them as unnatural objects (like the left-wing) urbanites to accelerate our urbanisation, or as backward people more close to nature (oogaboogas) which ruin the artificial unnaturalness of our "nature", as right-wing chuds do.
On sunday it's our national day and Everyone will dress in Bunad and their finest clothing while drinking prosecco in the streets.
>>221508161sadly all western women are retardsbut my post was just trying to say that nords can tan if they get some sun
>>221508229
>>221497529Not a single natural blonde in sight.
>>221508229Not me
>>221508229I wanna go there next year and be a perv looking at all the pretty girls
>>221508714--->>> >>221508066
>>221509291>>221508066Kek. I will remember that one.
>>221497529That's what heaven looks like
>>221506361Lol no we don't. We get pink.
>>221510027Lol noEveryone in that video is pink already, you either get red or orange
