Now kiss edition
Much to think about
Since age 12 I've felt like I'm someone else because I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
bed time
why did starmer say "K*ll all white people"
You ever had a really gay sleep?Like such a tired out, comfy sleep that it would've looked kinda faggoted and womanly how relaxed you were?Not me. I always sleep lightly, on edge, ready for action. My bed is small and uncomfortable. That's because I'm an ALPHA male.
>>221498149he actually said "all white people should commit sewer slide"
>>221498070I see, mine is a friend and we go out, she has a gf and I hit on her sometimes but she always says no, it's more like joking but I have been serious on occasion, her gf doesn't like it and hits me when I make these jokes. Her gf is actually pretty cool and a skater. Real shame cause she's so pretty and charming and we get along so well.>>221498082this is horrible (no offence if you like it) just my opinion...
>>221498173ive got a dildo in my arse at all times to remind me that rapists could attack at any moment
Emma Watson’s vile farts smell horrible. Need them up my nostrils pronto.
>>221498138strange geography, massive basin between two mountain ranges right on the coast as well
>>221498138Never noticed or heard of those islands before. Wonder what they're doing there, nothing good probably
as someone who's lived in london my whole life, whenever i travel to another city/country i get a culture shock at how civilised it is
going to gay porn sleep
>>221498181crazy how there's a bulgarian fella and an ethiopian >>221498121 on the other side of these post and they will see what i type to themin awe of the internet
>>221498203You should start stalking Emma Watson in real life I reckon
My English teacher wanted to fuck me in junior high. The only problem is my English teacher was a guy.
>>221498138surrounded by mountains like mordor
so this is rorke
>>221498138paradise big sur... vgh...
>>221498203it''s actually a bit sad that you're doing this on holiday toocan't even take a break
why is emmayank on whatever that flag is
>>221498223 it's pretty cool
are elliot
in my mind california is full of weird cults and conspiracies and money plots due to watching true detective s2 and chinatown
>>221498246he is a man who is truly dedicated to his craft
>>221498247black pussy changed him
>>221498243wee rorke burning some calories
>>221498247he's on holiday
>>221498247on his jollies
>>221498264and beautiful womenespecially in orange county
>>221498264it's basically just a bunch of mexicans chinese indians and cuckold whites
>>221498264nah it's kinda like melbourne but way shittier
>>221498259
https://youtu.be/gCCrLRzCzPc?si=vhm6j--AhTXuGSuIAUGHHHHHH
>>221498264forget it, rorkeit's /brit/
>>221498316she was so hot, don't look her up now though..
emmayank is literally fantasising about a child's poo.
rorkes da
>>221498317do yanks actually get upset over there being loads of mexicans in the southern border states? seems like an inevitable thing
i reckon the rorke meme has run its course and lost all meaning
spot emgot em
emmayank and ruby grainger competing in a fight to the death to see who can tounge emma watsons arse
>>221498342can't believe she shot trey, that was fucking crazy
>>221498206Apparently it was known to the natives that the area would trap the smog from the fires
>>221498372doesnt bother me. i live in God's Country.
Crashing farts into my chair and now the bloody thing has a consistent stench of arse.
>>221498372you've never dealt with mexicans
>>221498331She's not really starring as a man is she?
>>221498138
>>221498372it didnt have to be an inevitable thing. they were white until relatively recently. even albuquerque new mexico was 95% white until the 1970s.
hope my flatmate gets flattened by a double-decker bus x
>>221498393I didn't really watch the show, I was too little but I remember my cousin loving it and she had posters in her room.
>>221498401That’s not the flag of cascadia
>>221498414he's more of a man than i am
>>221498420>called new mexico>upset it has mexicans in it
mmhmm
>>221498412this ois why i keep a clean folded towel on my computer chair at all times
>>221498429it's a teen drama classic
>>221498413what do you mean? they’re all either placid, submissive workers or normal americans, and a small minority that you will never interact with are criminals
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/livestreamer-chud-builder-involved-shooting-tennessee-courthouse-rcna345044>call yourself Chud the Builder>seek out confrontation for attention >livestream yourself calling black people the n word>get the shit knocked out of you>shoot the guy that punched you, claiming it was self defense >get charged with attempted murderRorkeyank on a mad one.
221498463b8>>221498468>you should be allowed to sucker punch anyone who says stuff you don't like
>>221498455the other girl was also cute, she's holding up much better
that's a lot of forun flags
>>221498489yeah if you walk around shouting ‘nigger’ at black people to get a reaction you should be punched
>>221498499getting to that time of night unfortunately
it's yankoid hours
>>221498499do you feel intimidated
>>221498499the hirowave have arrived
>>221498511yepshall be taking my leave
>>221498489>you should be allowed to shoot someone you provoked into punching you
Had him doin the stinky leg
>>221498476is that elliot page
>>221498534Last time I checked, it was freedom of speech, not freedom from hurt feelings
Sick of it
new Boyz Noise just dropped https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciILUxZhe_w
>>221498489>calling people offensive stereotypical slurs is "things you personally don't like"Alri Margaret Thatcher, I guess after society we should erase history too
>>221498534If it's just through insults then true, if it's him threatening violence or something then it's alright for the other one to make the first move
HMRC is the most evil organization on the planet
>>221498556Yeah she was Ricky's daughter in the second season.
>>221498534he did not say "sucker punch me">you said nigger? let me act like a violet nigger and punch you thentard. words are words
>>221498533And hopefully it'll be a permanent one!
Greek retard is here with his incoherent dogshit nonsensical opinions again embarrassing the tri colour
>>221498562Going around looking for confrontation and trying to start fights is not civilized or orderly behavior.
Mad how Ellen Page was probably the #1 celeb loved by /tv/ and ended up trooning out, shit I remember the day it was announced and /tv/ posters were in full cope >"it's just a phase surely">Maybe an hour later she posted a post-surgery pic with her boobs removed
Drinking american water
amazing what you can do with technology these daysneeded to slow the thread down anyway cos i'm in other threads as well
>>221498585yeah slurs are free speech. not that you'd know anything about it.don't you have some pastors to arrest for preaching in front of hospitals you faggot mick?
>>221498612Shut the fuck up you eejit culchie before I put one through your teeth rows
>>221498622Freedom of speech, not freedom from consequences
Im irish american
>>221498351absolutely ridiculous creatures
>>221498628it literally does mean freedom from certain consequences (i.e. getting arrested) mongboy
in yankland what would be a normal scuffle can end up with you instantly dying cause they shoot you and half of them are itching for the opportunity to do it actual deranged nation of pussies
hope this bubble never pops
>>221498650Shooting people is not freedom of speech.
>>221498618ACT
>>221498650Not freedom from being punched by a private citizen though
hope glasgow didn't get hantavirus on his hollybobs
Got the bedtime sleep asmr onhttps://youtu.be/7k8CZBTru0I
>>221498669not a lawyer but i think there's a different human right that's supposed to protect people from violent thugs
>>221498671he's died
>>221498688Where's that in the Constitution?
>>221498622LMAOyou think you have free speech in 'murica? Far from. A worker is least likely to speak for themselves in usa.A slur is not protected by free speech by the way, this is the same type of illiterate arguments your kind makes like "rights only extend to citisens". A racial slur is an insult, an attack through words that aims to project opression and dehumanisation, therefore it is as serious if not more than libel, which also is an offense.Fat stupid american, break your keyboard on your head.
>>221498625I’m a Dubliner and I won’t have my agriculchie brethren denigrated by a communist foreign alien like you
got fantavirus
>>221498695
>>221498663Ohhh mr money moneybags, I'm up a humble 0.77% (£597)
>>221498664suckerpunching people is not freedom of speech>>221498669punching someone because they said a slur is not a freedom we have unfortunately>>221498699didnt read communist greek retard
>>221498628Another of those rambo one-liners that I bet our cornhole syrup slurper friend here has thrown around more than once when it suited him.
>>221498688There is, which is why the violent thug Chud the Builder is going to prison.
>>221498698probably in the bill of rights somewhere i dunno
>>221498699Proceeds to insult him, guess he can attack you now
>>221498718Pretty sure I do have that freedom. I am free to beat your fat arse
sorry nigga i'm tryna come home
>>221498718not anyone youve replied to and not even on about the race thing but i think anyone who tries to deliberately provoke altercations in public for social media content deserves to be shot
>>221498734don't know anything about the story besides what's been posted herenever heard of chud the builderif he's attacked someone and it wasn't self defence then yes good he should be arrested
>>221498704I'll denigrate anyone I want you eejit fucking spastic.>>221498718The retard is you though, innit.Libel is not protected by free speech.Free speech rights are in theory there to protect the person from the state. So, you don't have that anymore in the usa.
Might go Greece again
lmao I properly done that yank freak
>>221498777 i dont even know much about story but it's whites vs blacks and i will always take the white side. there is zero point in 2026 in being principled and making the best argument. it gets you exactly nowhere. you give the otherside all the best faith and considerations and they will give you none. no black person or emotional leftist cares about debate or arguments, they will use any tactic they can to still find a reason to hate whitey.
can't even do his own vpn samefag gimmick right
>>221498843No you didn’t you are an angry sad little man
It's the time of the year, getting close to unbearably hot here, 21 degrees at this hour I am sweating
>>221498892spinning joeyy head
Would you shag Shabana Mahmood for £10,000
wae joeyy dain
>>221498874Didn't I tell you to shut the fuck up you gingerbread bog dwelling leprechaun funko pop before I shove a shamrock up your arse and steal your poT of gould?
jobbiee
>>221498903ikr. im dying here
>>221498910No i dont want aids and leprosy
>>221498910yes without knowing how she looks, is it bad?
Something gone wrong in yanks brains
>>221498944Hope you choke on your gyros. Your mother has been fucked by turks
al brek ye dewn ye clewn ye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvYnLqPN4SM
>>221498870>>221498892How does Joeyy feel about this?
>>221498994i may b a ginger but my soul is 3
Business idea: kebab house ran by a white bloke
what that brown communist chick thats really annoying, shes busted in the face but with avpeng body, id shag her for a dollar
charlie binghams pies up me arse
>fanta in Europe is the color of orange juice instead of atomic orangeholy cringe
lol
mental how comfy i am
>>221499048what's avpe
r emilia
>>221499068I just copied this>>221499021a peng
>>221498870>>221498892movie
>>221499081Nice seeing judie dench try new hairstyles
>>221499048she married to a white man btw
Playing nba 2k
I’d stick my tongue straight up her butt.
Watching a Magaluf stream i cannot believe you lads are European sometimes, closer in behaviour to nafris
>>221499147obviously, every time
>>221498953
>>221499162Is Shagaluf still a thing, if so it's probably past its hayday
radical dogshit gimmick optimism
>>221499147hates white men but only sleeps with themjust like in every western liberal city, it's the white men who get all the action from ethnic women despite them being their mortal enemies
>>221499162we arent european we have little in common culturally or even ethnicallyour own isolated people and culture
Watched Project Hail Mary with the Mrs and mumberg tonightMade me cry a little bit. Proper lovely entertaining wholesome film, enjoyed every minute tbqh lads x
>>221499178i mean i have never been and never will so I don't know how it was in it's "prime"
>>221499212literally me is bogged though
>>221499168could have been worse, is her arse big? gonna give her a bath and get it on
Going to watch The Amazing Digital Circus: The Last Act with an old school friend when it premieres next month. Will be my first filmgoing experience in a few years.
>>221499178I’ve been to both Ibiza and Majorca and one of the main things I’ve taken away from it is how bad I feel for the local people. Their home literally destroyed with hotels and drunk retards passed out in the street
>>221499239Tranny film
>>221499193ive only slept with 2 white women. my other partners have been minoritiesi've also never asked a woman out so maybe that's why. minority women tend to be more aggressive
>>221499212glad you had a nice time that sounds lovely
>>221499252Yeah but I like it
>>221499239sad tranny bastards can fuck right off
cry all the time to films megot really emotional last time i watched school of rock for some fucking reason
>>221499212added to the 'arr
>>221499246Ibiza and Benidorm were both purpose built resorts built by the Franco government. Entirely self-inflicted
>>221499271great movie
>>221499226What?>>221499257Thanks lad x>>221499275What’s that?
>>221499259My friend is a bio woman and I'm not a tranny eitherWe are going to enjoy the last episode of Digital Circus while you are stuck posting about leftypol and rorke in your smelly bedroom
>>221499292>What?he's saying ryan gosling has had too much cosmetic surgery i think
>>221499271me too. it's really embarrassing. i watched season one of house and cried almost every episode.
>>221499292>What's thatradarr. my movie manager
>>221499322Just write em in the notes app on my phone me
>>221499306Ah ok, he looked fine in the film desu>>221499322Ah that looks sick I’ll read up on that x
there's been a rape up there
>>221499361ANGRY
>>221499361Randy
>>221499271i watched apollo 13 the other day and cried watching that
>>221499361Is that Pakisaurus?
Remember watching Click with a girl in highschool, she cried at the end, alot.
the Rorke mixhttps://voca.ro/14XVxzhc5jql
>>221499386Warranted?
>>221499271Stopped drinking for a year and movies were catching me right and left. Dozens of them, bam, bam, then my dog died, bam. Luckily I started drinking again and will never be productive and in touch with my emotions again, mark my words. NEVER.
>>221499292>>221499306>>221499341i remember it being worse
https://x.com/TheGhostReport/status/2055006957551952034Why are they like this?
>>221499386She saw your face reflecting in the screen
>>221499338
>>221499271https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jO_2tLzmLOs
>>221499304You're a cope seething projecting mong being dragged to pay some bitch who has friendzoned you into watching a children's film at the cinema. Everyone there will be laughing at you and how much of a sorry state you've gotten yourself into. You are one sad sorry sack of shit. And you're probably some shade of brown/shit.
>>221499402yeah, it gets really sad at one point>>221499415nah I was very cute
Mad how Emmayank goes on better holidays than me and probably has a better life despite being a mentally deranged obsessive pooposting freak for the past 15 years
>>221499402yes
>>221499434Why did that make you so mad?
the new, migrate when ready>>221499245>>221499245>>221499245
>>221499448>or the past 15 yearswtf, are you serious?
epic
last time i cried during a movie/tv show was when i was watching the japanese anime 君が望む永遠 (Kimi ga Nozomu Eien), in which>the MC falls in love with a girl>she gets hit by a car and goes into a coma>MC stays with her for years but eventually moves on>the girl's best friend takes care of him during this and they fall in love>the girl wakes up and doesn't realize time has passed, so they pretend they're still together to not break her heartvery sad and tear up just thinking about it
>>221498203what do you think about the new emma?
dont know what to post lol
local game used to have kirby standees and it made me happy walking by now its closed and theyre gone :(
>>221499538haha
im worried about ian
>>221499574never thought this guy was funny but he's losing it, also such ugly tattoos both of them
Sikh man stabbed 18-year-old university student to death with an eight-inch ceremonial knife after claiming he'd been racially abused, court hears
Satanberg tempting me to get back on the weed carts
>>221499649tell him to frig right off
>>221499649how much time off?
>>221499412he used to be coolnow he dun fucked upstupid bogged redditor fodder
>>221499271i'm going to watch this again whenever i feel like crying. such an emotional episode https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmNa8SWGm4A
>>221499679Since 27th January
ComputerMake pornography come on the screen
>>221499694Give it a few more months, were you doing it nonstop? you must feel better
think I'll make a spaghetti omelette for supper, yup it's decided that it
>>221499724I had done it near daily for 9 months. I already feel back to normal, it’s just temptation to do it once late at night. There’s one with a tiny bit in it somewhere in my closet
never done drugs and dont know anyone to get them from anyway never smoked and dont like the taste of drinkam such a child and everyone looks down on me x
reading about the ongoing war in libyagaddafi's son and heir got assassinated just last month apparently
>>221499747its a mugs game desu
>>221499747i don't look down on you, buddy
>>221499609Tommy's lot
>>221499747just say you're straight edge and get all high and mighty about ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5qsKiwnBSI
>>221499757>>221499768just embarrassing when everyone i know has done weed and i am so sheltered i woudlnt know where to even go (not that i want to) or when forced to go for works drinks and having to awkwardly sit there with a glass of water
>>221499755right well that's Libya fucking ruined for the next 200 years isn't it
>>221499747you are probably taller than me xx
>>221499733why did you stop in the first place? was it interfering with something? Before I stopped i used to smoke every few days and only at night or when I'm with someonee
>>221499781if you drank coca cola or lemonade it would blend in a bit more than water
Max out your ISA
IT DOESN'TLOOK THAT WAY TO MEIN MY EYES
>>221499806dont have an isa as im a pooey neek on the dole
>>221499791it was just making me retarded over time, i couldn’t go a day without it and i had a scary high where i was convinced i was going to hell
>>221499781drugs and alcohol ruin a lot of lives
>>221499755you’re telling me.. there’s a war..? In an Islamic desert country? No way dude
right well that's a lot of lives gone in an instant isn't ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWCDA09XFT0
I did so many drugs it's actually amazing there's nothing wrong with me
>>221499803i only drink water and milki dont drink fizzy drinks because its empty calories and i feel bad >>221499823yh true…
>>221499816Oh I see, well let that moment be a reminder when you have an urge, especially if you are doing better right now.
>>221499857based tbqh.
Ah yes the out of place slav unc have seen this arc play itself out many times on this site
>>221499875Bulgarian lad is based thoughbeit, he's a cool unc
>>221499875whats that supposed to mean? also still not unc thank you very much
I'm 28 years old and I've never had a gf
>>221499903get it on lad, theres still time
>>221499903ktim but im 25never even kissed a girl
>>221499903do you want a medal?
watching a limmy vod10 minutes in and he's spent half of it raging about comments in his chat, and the english
my brother was a virgin until 21-22 I think, now hes engaged
dont watch youtubers or streamersjust pop on xfm for the 32nd relisten
>>221499938Do the Scottish see themselves as brown victims of colonialism
If you can prove you've been single for 5+ years and also haven't had sex once in 5+ years you should be eligible for social security
>>221499271mer too
>>221499574what did he do now
>>221499972You should just be euthanizedOr castrated and made to mine silicon or something
>>221499998bit harsh innit?
Lads we're on a tiny tiny rock floating through space with no purpose behind our existence. Don't focus on not having sex, if you can wank and can orgasm then you're sorted
>>221499968can't speak for the entire scottish race, but limmy considers himself (and all scots) victimised by the english because some make fun of their accent and because a few english tortured and killed william wallace a million years ago
>>221499977seems like the perfect country for the uk to accept tens of thousands of male immigrants from
>>221500068yeah we need to keep an eye on them yanks
Thinking about buying a jigsaw puzzle
>>221500086Not my problem, solve it yourself
mad how badly i've fucked up my life lol
I’m on tiny rock
a platypus is just a beaver, if you think about it
thinking about getting on the cans again at 1:50am on a thursday nightnot good is it
About to leave me job for a new jobI imagine my work crush (limerence) will disappear almost immediately when I leave like it did when I graduated high school
>>221500113By doing something or not doing things?
>>221500122thinking about your mum's beaver
>>221500023nihilism is a cancer and makes everything worse
>>221500152what a thing to say
>>221500149is it a better job?
>>221500023bizarre philosophy
>>221500149If it's not a first limerence and you already can tell they're not a good fit to begin with and they still wear covid masks in 2025, you're golden if they're not around.
>>221500175Nothing matters just wank ya feel me
>>221500166is it yeah?>>221500175is it yeah?
brits shouldn't be posting at this hour
>>221500237I shouldnt be posting despite being off tomorra, my sleep cycle got fucked again
might hire a bbw escort lads
>>221499987getting sued by ethan klein
>>221500262
>>221500262For facesitting braps?
>>221500262are they cheaper than regular ones?
just woke up, fucked it lads haha
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>>221500173yeah it’s a better job in my companyThe thing is I don’t really want to date her or anything and I already have a girlfriend I just have this obsessive thoughts about herAnd it’s not really that sexual it’s just like a fixation that I want some attention from her. I even made out with her last year and had the chance to fuck
should already be a mother desu
>>221500295more expensive because they requite more food
>>221500328did you cheated, thats not good lad, be with your gf, why care about this work girl - assuming youre in a good relationship
>thanks for hiring me to be your escort anon!
>An opened bottle of soy sauce typically lasts for 1 to 3 years in the refrigerator while retaining its best quality. While it remains safe to consume well beyond thiswhy's it say use within 4 weeks on the bottle then?they want me to throw it away and buy some more don't they? the robbing bastards
>>221500364
>>221500360NoI was technically talking to my current gf at the time but at the time neither of us were looking for a relationship In any case they’ve met each other and my gf knows about this and only found the story funny
>>221500382good lad
>>221500364>no probs luv
>>221500394hapas with attitude
>>221500371still have a lea and perrins that went off in 2015tastes fine
>>221500401>>221500401>>221500401>>221500401
how old were you when you gave up? 25 for me
>>221498290Does aboriginal pootang have any medicinal qualities? What is it used for?
