early caturday thread
First for you're the lamest deadbeat general on this board. Disperse NOW.
>>221500208asshole
>>221500208gtfo jeet
weirdos
Currently being boiled alive by my own sweat, drinking water is the only cooling me down while the fan is just directing the heat to me.
if you have a spic last name and you are not one, your ancestors were basically slavesif you have a native last name, your ancestors were royalty
Find a flaw.
>>221501166how did she not know that Filipinos are known for singing?
>>221501122
>>221500208brutal trvkenvke
kapan ya bisa punya pacar anime u.u
>>221501170>kitchen islandYIKES
>>221501170>no dedicated study room/small librarykek poorfag
>>221501170I thought this was Neil Gaiman's house for a sec.
>>221501362Just don't install it.>>221501396Utility room.>>221501426Literally who?
I might fail the medical exam, my left eye can't see below the first lineit's over
>>221500735I thought Filipinos took Spanish names simply because of Catholic conversion under Spanish rule. I’ve never heard of slavery in the Philippines
Jerked off to olivia rodrigo during work hours again :/
>>221501170>toilet door open to the masterbed room badHope you have good ventilation or this will shit up the room.
>>221501580early pinoys did not have surnames, the governor general provided this book for tax and census purposes
>>221501614>work hoursYou don't celebrate Jesus' ascension?
>>221501170Im guessing the “yard” is a dirty kitchen? Add a small window for ventilation, AC will just make mold grow
I miss the Italian nigga who has pinoy cock obsession
>>221501793You mean the homosexual american that wants to fuck filipinos? Or did i missed some other poster?
>>221500543aim the fan outside. it'll help, juuust a bit.
>>221501898He said he’s Italian-AmericanI used to talk to him on grindr and send him fake dick pics for cash
>>221501122>>221501260
new giant dino fossil discovered in thailand!!!
>>221502229long time no see, bro. anyway, the isan plateau has a fuckton of dino fossils, so it's kinda normal there.
Unfathomably based, I kneelStraight from the faucet!
>>221502092>>221502229>>221502333
>>221502547
Jumaat
I sleep
>>221502708Allah is gay
Is it possible to achieve financial stability as a self-published mangaka in the Philippines? I don't want to post it online, too many other Asians like indogs and chinese on webtoon to compete with. I'm not interested in working under a filipino owned and managed workplace, specifically anything food and customer service related.
>>221502845>I don't want to post it onlinethen how else? printing on paper is the thing of the largest publishers>too many other Asians like indogs and chinese on webtoon to compete withthe idea and the story are what matter mostnothing guarantees success in this field tho
>>221502565
>>221502845If it's lewds, contains loli, and other degenerate things, yesIn terms of income vs effort: fury > loli > shota > monster girls > self-fulfilling harem rape fantasy > shonen > seinen. If yuri +30%Speaking from experience, not in your filthy country but my filthy shithole
>>221502845>indogs and chinese on webtoonwrite a yaoi manga. neither of them can go into this territory, it's literally your blue ocean. I've heard tons of fujoshit around the world crave this genre and will buy anything, even if it's shit quality.
>>221502942haram
>>221502921
Tôkõsonu
>>221502942There's other high-paying degenerate shit that I still won't touch out of disgusts, like mutilation and gore in general, corpse related, loli but obviously degenerate (not the body type), holocaust rape fantasy, etcI reported one commission request out of fear for safety of the subject because they did sent a picture for reference and boy they need to start the woodchipper and put him in foot first
>>221502948>>221502973
>>221502984>I reported one commission request out of fear for safety of the subjectcartel-tier bad?
KYS NONCE FREAK
>>221503003
>>221501580Ooga booga ancient Pinoys did not have first names, only last names since ooga booga ancient Pinoys were clannish and formed enclaves led by patriarchs/matriarchsManolos did not care about full Spanish names as long as everyone else had a spic name that can be recordedHaving a Filipino surname does not imply perceived royalty, it simply meant the spic authorities did not give too much of a shit what you're called as long as they can call you Jose/Juan/Jorge/Joao
>>221503064
that hello qhaqha girl looks damn fertile, i need to inseminate her ASAP
>>221503086
>>221503135
>>221503135ada arabarabnya
>>221503585sebangsa sama yahudi berarti ya
>>221503177
>>221503722
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyJJmMSnqdM
>>221503820
It's fucking funny to see chronically online filipinos on reddit and /asean/ think that Bongbong is some sort of political tactician and he's just letting Bato and Padilla get away and finally pulling an UNO card on them to finally establish his narco-feudalist paradise. Dude can't even stand straight let alone put anyone to jail among the scandals happened during his term
>>221504139
>>221504710
>>221500187Happy caturday
>>221504813>>221505042not yet. (but it's alright)
>>221505042>>221505087
>>221505087And now?
>>221505730>>221505856
Should I go to Spain? Should I just go to France? join the French Foreign Legion? Maybe Ukraine? or Russia? join as a mercenary in either side? Should I just start my own business in the Philippines? Should I just continue my work here in Japan? I have no idea what to do next.... I can't believe Im exploring tokyo, making friends, visiting places just a couple of years ago I used to just watch in one of those YouTube walk videos!..... I feel so blessed yet I dont know whats my next step... God please guide me as you always have
>>221505968I fucking love this dance
>>221500208No! It's a very comfy general.
>>221506076Everyday I'm shuffleing
I asked for a mullet and my barber looked disgusted
>child dies after getting stabbed byddrug addict>spent the last days of his short life wanting McDonald's
>>221506410bad barber
>Pinoy posters live in rotational blackout areas
All I want is life is a beautiful mid (6/10) to settle with. Why is life so unfair.
>>221506410k unc!
>>221507159Is it weird that I don't find her attractive at all? While this woman is way more appealing to me?
>>221507660That's strange I'm actually repulsed by that phenotype in youre webm, looks like some single mom or someone who wants to be a high class prostitute.
>>221505856>>221505968ac made me fall asleep
>>221501647>dirty kitchendo other SEA have this even? or are we the only retards to have two different kitchens
>>221507159>this is a 6/10 in the PhilippinesAre you guys full? I need this
>>221507660It's ok bro, you can leave both of them for me.
>>221508099obviously not, 7 at the very least
>>221500543Is it me or 99% of the advice of cooling down doesn't work? Unless you have aircon, opening the door, the window or putting 2 fans to act as an exhaust does nothing.I'm not going to try some retarded shit like putting ice in front of the fan either.
>>221501647>>221508095indonesia but christian
>>221503067literally the opposite, they had names but no last namesthat's why claveria had to assign last names in the first place
Found a malaysian drug addict hoe on reddit. Apparently she has a wealthy male fuck buddy she leeches fromhttps://www.reddit.com/r/MalaysianPF/s/SBaRyDRCsq
>>221502845Online is your only way to make money. Too few people read physical manga much less unknown titles>>221504225
>>221504225Philippine politics is like 5D chess-boxing
>>221502845This is what rifky sounds like back in the days when he talked about gamedevLook at where he is now
What are jobs/career for someone who cant do anything without looking at youtube / asking AI for help
>>221506600>rich south>poor northinteresting, it's kinda like Italy but reversed
>>221508583Nepobaby
>>221507254>>221506756He gave me a massage and a kiss after.
>>221508583ask AI about this
>>221508556you are rifky bro
>>221508099Okay you caught me lowballing, she's a 6.5 here
>>221508583wapres
>>221508583Here in the Philippines there's none. They all prefer someone skilled while offering a measly garbage salary straight from Dante's hell
https://www.instagram.com/rifkyzena/Does this account scream unprofessional and childish to you
Bato is hiding in Malaysia? Lmao
>>221509530Malaysia isn't under ICC jurisdiction.
>>221509603No country is under ICC jurisdiction, it's only our cuck president that gets bribed by high quality meth by his kike and CIA masters
>>221509884>da joos and da cia want some run of the mill mayor from davao and an incompetent balding ex-police general
Just ask the Gemini Intelligent
Missing the gf I've never had again award https://youtu.be/FMX98ROVRCE?si=eIQS-7-tflY_M4CC
just bee urself
>>221506600how is the north really?I only have been to Ho Chi Minh, so I don't know about Saigon status.
if you can't get a gf it's a (You) problem deadass
had no choice but to buy old spice from america but the smell doesnt feel natural and the texture feels strange
>>221510317probably chinese fakes
>>221510286
So what if we only scaled this simulation of the universe down to a simulation of life, 1:1 of our own. Same molecules, same lifeforms that ever existed, same thoughts in every head, same path ever taken to the tiniest detail. It's hypothetically possible? What if the simulation can surpass our time? Won't that mean it's predicting the future?
>>221510344should have bought rexona or nivea instead..
( :3ꇤ )ﾆ
>>221510286But I only like 2d girls.
>>221509932>Da joosLiterally every person that used that phrase here in this site has been a shill,
>>221510286Give me money to get plastic surgery.
>>221509932You are actually historically illiterate, I'm sorry you lack the ability to read behind the lines nor be able to disern intent.Sometimes I do envy simpletons like yourself.
>>221510460>Won't that mean it's predicting the future?at the atomic and subatomic levels events appear to be purely probabilistic, so random in nature. If that's so it is not possiblea theory that assumes complete determinism exists (pilot wave), but in that case it would have to be true and we somehow would be able to fully understand how it works and mark all the initial states. imo it's not possible and it's very unlikely that pivot wave exists
>>221510764We only goon to BBC here
>>221510764Future Half White Filipino Baron Has Been Conceived
>>221510460Watch Interstellar (2014)
>>221510580you don't need plastic surgeryliterally just talk to a bih
drone-size mecha battle when?
sovll
I feel really lucky to be born in the Philippines. I could've been a child in Cambodia and got my head cracked by a club for reading a book or picking tobacco in an indonesian plantation at 6 years of age
currently listening to: Iceman
>>221511442Not really, they bash your head into a tree instead.I remember seeing the tree that commie used to bash children head.The worst one is throwing the baby in the air and stabbing it with a bayonet like a late-term abortion.
who snitch?
drake lost pedotroon
>>221508441What's wrong with you. That's just a random redditor.
>>221510057i never been too the north, but northoids in saigon are pretty rude
im curious about laos it looks mysterious and quiet with nothing there
>>221512416wait you don't explore the entire country?
>>221512307filipinos are just not nice people
>>221512512No, the northernmost point i ever go to is Nha Trang
>>221512570jesus I forgot how big Vietnam is. Hanoi seems so far away from Ho Chi Minh too.
>>221512659i'm just a poorfag, maybe in the future i will go around more than just da lat or vung tau
toma ranai mi rai wo mezashiteyuzu renai negai wo dakishimete iroa senai kokoro no chizu hikari ni kaza sou
chiisai mama nara kitto ima demo mieta kana .. BOKUTACHI WA IKIRU HODO NI nakushiteku sukoshi zutsu ITSUWARI YA USO O MATOI tachisukumu koe mo naku
Kicaw kicawKicaw mania
ngenngenngennegnngen
>>221510460You cannot simulate the whole universe with a computing power less than the amount of computing power in it, within the casualty boundaries at leastI firmly believe that the universe is wholly deterministic, you getting raped by buff old men in the alleyway is a certainty written down from the big bangWhatever you do isn't from free will because fundamentally a random universe could not existAs such, all criminals are not morally at fault, but because we think they are they should still be incarcerated
>>221514403When you get run over by a truck, then you will finally get your anime waifu in your isekai fantasy world.
Pengen ngentot gan anjayyyyy
>>221515133Ok I'm sold when will this happen perchance >>2215153773dpd
>>221501170I don't own it. That's the flaw.
>>221515500sauce
>>221515577I can't believe I'm spoonfeeding a thirdie niggerOsananajimitachi ga Ninki Idol ni Natta: Amama na Kanojotachi wa Ore ni Mitsuide Kureteiru
>>221515500>>>221515377 (You)>3dpdfaggot
>>221515824Dōmo
Rolling for total sundanese death
>>221500543Going back to the philippines in a few months to visit the family, how hot rn?
>>221501580Slavery or a form of it existed in both spanish and native rule. Alipin class are described as slaves by the Spanish but (according to my old history teacher) are more of a catch all term for both slaves and serfs.
>>221506058>French Foreign LegionDon't thoae guys basically mainly.take physicaly fit but bottom of the barrel people? As in the guys who are estranged from their families or something?
>>221506410Based barber, don't look like Idubbz anon.
>>221511442True, it really could have been worse. At least we aren't hated like Indians
Would you tall woman?
>>221516705How old is she? Asking the most important question
>>221516705she mogs me
I made burgah
>>221518517My insulin resistance is so bad I need 6 of these to feel full
>>221518815That's like 1500 calories, how could you possibly eat 6 of them?
>>221518815Tell your body to stop resisting the insulin and start accepting the insulin, be at peace with the insulin
Pick your poison
>>221518896>1500 caloriesdamn. i never eat that much in one sitting. 1500 is prob my calorie intake for a whole day. a single serving of instant ramen is only 400-500.
>>221520262I generally have one big meal and a very light breakfast (sometimes I skip that too)
>>221505087Fuuuuck i just realized that its friday
the love of my life is now fucking a fat british boomer for $50 and that's ok
>>221521404a fat british boomer is better than any pinoy man
>I'm too poor to travel SEAHere's the answer
>>221521879off camera she also banged fat british boomers for funding (and that's ok)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRm9qJ9GaVk
>>221521879A flight to the Philippines should only cost a minimum of $200 if you go at the right time
>>221500208
>>221522221>fat british boomersWhy settle for a boomer when gen z belgians are crazy for middle aged, single mom, fatties?
>>221523426it's easy to fall in love with belgian men
>install linucs>cachyos>it's 4am and I'm still tinkering with bottles to run my erogejapanese were right, i'm going back to windows
>>221524611IQ78, please understand.
>>221500187Very cute CATMay all cat lovers ITT have a wonderful weekend
>>221524611Just use Heroic Games Launcher
it finally rained
Is this true, moms?
>>221526402Plot twist: it's a different man every time
>>221526402This is an accurate description of my daily routine with your mum.
These nightly outages will kill my PC, fuck MeralcoAny UPS recommendations? Preferably with network jacks
>>221527913No it wouldn't. Just your hard drive.
>>221527913apc smc1500i i used itsome cyberpower cp ones look good for money
>>221528002My NAS has its own tiny UPS but 6 drives I have on my main rig don't>>221528086Thanks, will look into it
Just witnessed a 7/11 manager throw things at her employee while cursing her. Really makes me grateful I'm not a minimum wageslave, I'd knock her out and quit the same day if I'm the employee.
wagie gotta be in cagie
>>221526402diabetic + face filter
i miss videoke at home bros..
>>221528430Can you imagine the konbini make up sex tho?
>>221528430I wish I was rich enough to buy the store and fire her. That's fucked up.
>>221528430>>221528827jav plotline right here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5SEcQAe1AMis this true, Malaysia?
>>221510286i would if i could, a lot of women here are just stupid
>>221528430saw a fem manager at sm mall treating her male subordinate like a slave and honestly i was jealous
t-thruke...
pengen ngethod mas jowo kk gini gan
>>221528884fake because it sounded like it's made by cinak. definitely fake and no credibility.
>>221529135lap lap lap those nips~
Thank you, Malaysia. Truly our greatest ally
>>221528890>a lot of women here are just stupidThey're smart enough to go for a foreigner better than you lol
>>221529002Story of my life
Interview with American>just like chilling with a friend>no irrelevant questions>asks if you can do the job>doesn't ask about your education>gives you time to breathe>is aware that the kind of job they offshore are temporary in their countryInterview with filipino>no stuttering>perfect grammar else you're out while having a carabao accent themselves>condescending>keeps asking you about your education>interview feels more like an interrogation >expects you to answer like you're in a beauty pageant
>>221526471top kek!
>>221529135This is my goal physique, so I could dance like a faggot like Ricardo dance
gay
>>221529549time to act, pinoychads
Mie Gelas kok sekarang dah ngga ada chilli powdernya apakah dah mau bangkrut?
>fantasized about romantic relationship with 2d girl>started talking to real women on random dates>instantly lost interests in romantic relationshipWhat to do?
pump n dump
feed n seed
>>221530348>fantasized about romantic relationship with 2d girlThis is just bait, right? Surely nobody is unironically this mentally ill, r-right?
>>221530436I used chatgpt to help write out the dialogues
cambodia anon who posts the same 5 pictures gets dates?
>>221530476You start losing weight, and women stop treating you like subhuman on the first meeting.
why would you feed n seed?you dont want to have a baby with someone who probably has bpd o algo
girls in cambodja must have pretty low standards then
I think so.
Well.. Well.. Well..
>>221528002Am I insane for seeing Bulgogi and his bf (brother?) on a train? They both wear black t-shirt, and her haistyle is noticeable
Lmao do Indonesians really?
hi I'm 23, hs graduate, my strand is gas, I'm finding job in just typing and doing task in computer, I don't have much skills in computer but I'm easy to learn if you have patience to teach me, it would be great if some of y'all know stay-in workplace or in office, my experience is I work encoder stay-in my boss but only 4 months because she's only pay my one week only 1k but I work 8hrs sometimes ot so it's really unfair to me, hope can someone help me.
Kapan ya bisa punya pacar anime u.u
>>221531037You should rape her in front of his brother to assert dominanceUnrelated but she's frequenting /vt/ and probably here to
Mendhing dadi cah ganthangan ditlateni yo lumayan
>>221531201Jowo asu pak mbokmu ki budak londo, mbendino dikentu kontol londo
go block
koturday
>>221531191I'm heading to Cisauk (CF), so yeah
>>221531427
my crush was stolen by a fat american
>pinoy master race>80% of the population is living in poverty while 90% of the chinese populace is living like kings>same thing goes to indoshitians to the point they migrate to malaysia to marry a malay so theyll be malays themselveshow quaint
>>221531486
>>221531535Most filipinos live in poverty due to the hypercapitalist culture that's prevalent here. The biggest corporation, even wealthier and has more power than the government is Megaworld Corporation owned by Andrew Tan.
>>221531633>t. The biggest and most pathetic cum sock nation of the world where every nationality from mutts, jeets and changs go to pump and dump local flip womenI seriously don't understand the hubris of you people. Youre like oriental jeets in this regard. You have nothing to be proud of.>biggest vassal cuck state to the US>gets none of the benefits to being a vassal cuck stateI can't believe how pathetic your country is. And yet you faggots STILL keep sucking US dick as well as the dick of ever other tourists (malays included) who visit your shithole.
>>221531673Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed
>>221529784let me touch you if you succeed at it
>>221531803sure.
>>221531535In the constitution and law: PATI>Pendatang Asing Tanpa Izinliteral translation: incomer/migrant aliens without (permit/written) permissionIn Borneo especially in Sabah with the rampant invasion of illegal aliens especially from Phillipines and Indonesia, they're called PTI (Pendatang Tanpa Izin - Incomer/Sojourner without permit)Specific group like the stateless Palauh (or Pelaut/ Sea gypsy) they're called Pilak.Inistead of having a unique name, by mentioining their country of origin is already an insults to foreigners such as Indonesia as Indon, Philippines as Pilipin/Pilak, Chinamen as Cinak, Indian as Keling, Bangladesh as Macha Bangla and so on.New vocabulary was added in 5 years ago which is related to the Rohingya refugees. (type R, or simply Rong, UNHCR retards and so on)
>>221531673rude. I'd rather visit the Philippines than Malaysia and not for sex. it just seems more chill and naturally beautiful
>>221531815im delighted
>>221531673We're in a lose and lose situation as a "nation". Unfortunately most people here have been raised to be docile to any foreigner they see. However, I am not the same like the rest of filipinos. I may be poor, but that's out of my control. I am one of the rare non-cucked filipinos.
>>221531834Uh huh and that's why japan is a godless society where people regularly kill themselves, crazy working hours because they don't have anything in life beyond making money, lots of distractions like tranime y gacha that makes young japs turn out to be incels, huge amounts of sexual harassment and stalking to the point that it's considered "normal", ignoring and underplaying the amount of crime to show the world that japan is le peaceful when in reality it's a facade built on lies, huge numbers of young women in the AV industry etc.This is the nation you look up to?Fucking pseud weeb.
>>221531891you seem angry anon. try turning off your computer and going outside
>>221531433totallu forget about it. so this is the reason for so many weird kids in cosplay near my home since morning.
>this is below minimum wage in USgood bye bros.. i'm leaving this floating garbage
>>221531891>>221531673touch some grass bro and stop looking like pic rel
>>221531996why don't you build them here? we're hungry for something new.
>>221532040it's just mcdonalds
>>221501930Doesn't.>>221508176Not all of it is useless, Ice packs on water and rinsing on it works well enough for hours>>221515912Very, Luzon got hit hard this week. At least the vapor rains back at night to early morning now.
too much initial capital is needed if you move to the usa beggar shit like me cant afford those prices
>>221532062doesn't matter. we have american slop, local slop, japanese slop, and an arab slop. it won't hurt to get one more from our next door.
what about Mixue
oh, right. chinese slop and korean slop, too.
Who’s mom is this?
*whose
>>221532190
>>221531535>>80% of the population is living in poverty while 90% of the chinese populace is living like kingsThat's literally the entirety of SEA including your country
>>221532170their tea beverages are goated
>>221531996Crazy. Meanwhile the average wage in the Philippines as a jollibee worker is a measley 300 per day.
>>221526402And who is this lovely tik-toker?
>>221531552
>>221532670
What do you niggers want from Incheon airport?
I dont want to work for a filipino owned business, especially if they were ex-OFW. You just know these nggers are going to give you the hell of your life to make up being a slave in another country.
>>221532754
Them: What do you want to be when you grow up?Me: A White guy street massager.
>>221533442Faggot
>>221533442Why do majority of pinoy men have informal jobs?
>>221532254Cinak controls the Malaysia's econom--AACK>The purchasing power of 22.85 million Bumiputeras continues to record an astonishing figure as they spend approximately RM109 billion each month last year, the highest compared to other ethnic groups in the country.>The overall spending of 7.4 million Chinese was RM47 billion, followed by 2.2 million Indians with RM12.2 billion.>The Malaysian Household Expenditure Survey 2022 report showed that the average monthly household expenditure of Chinese households was the highest at RM6,350, followed by Indians (RM5,546) and Bumiputeras (RM4,773).>However, because Bumiputeras represent 69.9 per cent of Malaysia's population, their cumulative spending as an ethnic group was higher.>Moreover, if they wanted to, they could use their substantial purchasing power to support campaigns boycotting pro-Israel products, as it has been widely discussed since Israel's relentless attacks on Palestine and simultaneously help boost the country's economy.>The survey report released by the Department of Statistics Malaysia (DOSM) also confirmed that Bumiputeras spent more in seven out of 13 expenditure categories, constituting 66.7 per cent of the total average monthly expenditure.>These seven categories included food and beverages (17.7 per cent), restaurants and accommodation services (16.3 per cent), clothing and footwear (3.1 per cent), furnishings, equipment and household maintenance (4.8 per cent).>Other categories were transportation (11.8 per cent), information and communication (6.7 per cent) and personal care, social protection, various goods and services (6.3 per cent).
>>221532254>chineseOnly at the sufferance of the native patrons. SEA Chinese know their place in the scheme of things and don't rock the boat. They know they will be the first against the wall if they stir things up. The only time they succeded was in Singapore and even then by Malaysia's willingness to let them leave.>Singapore is richer than youNo shit. They got everything handed to them and are coasting on it to this day while Vietnam, Thailand and Malaysia are building railway lines and canals to bypass Singapore. Better hope being the ASEAN Monaco can save their economy in the future.
i just fart
proof?
>>221533796>>221533796God damn, you guys are still mad about sino-sea? Didn’t you guys pretty much gutted them by favoring bumis as a national policy? I forgot what the indonesians did.
I'm turning 24 in a few days but my illusions of grandeur just won't let me get a grueling low paying job that would fire you after 6 months. I don't have a college degree or job experience with no credentials.
Hari minggu layan lagu dulu boss.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eZGmnBBdxs
>>221533876wanna see my shit stained panties? not just fart, actually. i shart.
tmip0
>>221532849
cmon
>>221534003
new/bago/baru>>221534015>>221534015>>221534015
bump it
>>221533813nigga if thai built their canal youre gonna get shit too
NOW
>>221534028
>>221534076>>221534100kitten is so damn cute bro
>>221534100
masuk/pasok>>221534015>>221534015>>221534015
>>221533796>Cinak controls the Malaysia's econom--AACKNo green arrow on this one, therefore you said that and actually ACKed after that.
>>221533894because of picrel and they still play the "second class" rhetoric while enriching themselves to the fullest with no regards on the majority that they stepped on to achieve their gate-kept wealth.
>>221510018Junglebee pa gago
>>221516088I have no other options
