he just like me fr editionprevious: >>221477353
lmao they finna complain about a namefag new
>>221501345didn't he have one of his chefs killed because he wouldn't pozz him
>>221501374Yes, he was a sugar plum toohttps://www.npr.org/2023/07/25/1189911880/obama-chef-drown-marthas-vineyard
My work week is more than 60 hours counting my commute and I barely make more than an average salary. Sometimes I look at all the skyscrapers in downtown as I’m driving across the bridge in the morning and I remember they’ll all be gone one day. Every last one of them will fall. Strangely, that makes me feel a little bit better. That’s my cope.
We're in the other thread btw
He was also down bad for White girls and a bit of an incel in his youth
>>221501394no we wuzn’t
>>221501403that's what he gets for indulging his promiscuity. promiscuous lust is nasty
new previous: >>221501351
Need to buy some clothes for my montana trip with momberg I've never been that north before
new drake was good, i actually liked it as a metal fag. too bad /mu/ is dead
>eyes bigger than your stomachThis boomerism makes no sense at all. The size of your eyes doesn't determine how well you can see, or affect your visual judgement.
>>221502450mexicans are up here too
NO SARYOU DONTHITYOU BASTARD BITCH
Sailor moon please save me please
I was jacking off earlier and I hurt it
Sherman just keep getting more based
>>221502459Heard there's no urkels though
I'm a Jew
>>221501345how did diss letter resurface
>>221502450Watch out for bears
>>221502468there are some but they are probably here for college
>>221502452is ti very very good though
>>221501403a black man horny for white women? WTF???????
>>221502466When I first started jacking it I torn my skin from tugging too hard and I didn't know what to do so I told my mom I burned my penis with hot bath water and asked her to put neosporin on it
>>221502474Prove it, post your silly little yamaka
dog ate my poo oncepropa mental dat wunnot even a jokehad to go in the bushesfinishnext fing know see some dudes dog just standin' where the poo was dunstares at me as if knows i did itden just staets gobblin' it up like dog food
>>221502476Yeah I heard some guy just got killed by one
non zoom zoom new>>221502469>>221502469>>221502469
>>221502485>asking your mom to touch your penis
Avril Lavigne now that was a real pop star
ummm I think we're better off here
Zoom Zoom on my dick rn
we should have a general for every state and province and whatever mexico has
Classic South Park coming on Comedy Central in 20 minutes #excited
>>221502477Are you in Missoula>>221502508Mexico has states too
>>221502508The BC general would be the coolest out of the entire 63.
>>221502497It's too late
when will gas be cheap again?
liberty mutual has the gayest jingleLIBETY LIBERTY LIBERTY LIBEEEERTY
a piss and a fart
>>221502503if i could fuck chicks like this for money i would have had sex thousands of time by now
>>221502522Never
>>221502516*6413 provinces + 50 states + Mexico>>221502522Never, it's only going up from here!
Bionix was a late night action programming block that aired between September 10, 2004 and February 7, 2010, on the Canadian television channel YTV. The block primarily featured acquired Japanese anime series aimed at mature audience.
>>221502530You can fuck chicks like this for moneyUnless you're saying you can't afford it
>>221502523>liberty mutual has the gayest jinglehttps://youtu.be/DtWXCo_8wA4?
>>221502525A shit and a shart
>>221502500I didn't know what to do
>>221502536im saying i cant because there are none near me
>>221502541Wasn't this company a scam that actually funded Jewish people in Israel?
>>221502497I'll recycle yours later I promise
every day I log on the internet and see Europeans having a one sided beef with the merciful United States
I have nothing to eat in my house.
Dinner for tonight is chocolate milk and a carmel chocolate bar
>>221502558That's dessert
>>221502551>Wasn't this company a scam that actually funded Jewish people in IsraelIt funds Jews in NYC but yes it is a scam that uses false advertising
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovyNg63JSoc
>>221502479i enjoyed it, i have like 3-4 songs stuck in my head but i only listened to 1 album, he dropped 2 more apparently
>>221502556I seen this neat little hack a nice Indian man posted about going to a food bank and getting free food from whitey
>>221501345image board not text board, faggot.
sniffing zoom zooms speedos rn
>>221502576looks like gen alpha duketry again nigger
>>221502576Make peter griffin
>>221502594blow it out yer ass
Fighting with Mother again. This is really getting old. I didn't want the slop she made for dinner so she took away all my chips and candy and put them on top of the fridge where she knows I can't reach because her horrible genes made me short. I tried explaining how ridiculous this is, I'm an adult she can't treat me like this but she just laughed in my face and walked away. I hope she chokes to death on her shitty casserole.
You can tell Brazil is normie central because the Brazilian goes to the gym every day and is still an incel
>>221502601you're gonna end up on the news one day
Indians and Muzzies will just go to the food bank despite having lots of food at home just because it's free and not see any problem with this.
>>221502604i go 4 times a week though
Hey @grok how do i cross board post
imagine not knowing how to fake eat, zoomers don't know shit because they spent their childhoods scrolling.
I could retire if they ever let me on Jeopardy. I'd win so much money if they just gave me a chance.
>>221502611I am the victim here, not her.
>Fighting with Mother again. This is really getting old. I didn't want the slop she made for dinner so she took away all my chips and candy and put them on top of the fridge where she knows I can't reach because her horrible genes made me short. I tried explaining how ridiculous this is, I'm an adult she can't treat me like this but she just laughed in my face and walked away. I hope she chokes to death on her shitty casserole.
>>221502629speedo
I made some chicken sausages for dinner. Shit was super salty and gave me a headache.
>>2215026263 >>> then /(board name)/ then post #
>>221502633casserole is fucking delicious. what the fuck are you talking about.
installed windows 11 and instantly regretted it award
I would trade NovaOnline, Cyraxx, and Daniel Larson just to bring back the boy
>>221502627What do you mean "fake eat?" Like, eat it and then throw it up later? I'd still have to taste burnt tuna and ham and crunch through undercooked noodles.
>>221502639Maybe you should have ate the chicken instead of shit
>>221502601Jason
I'M SEXY I'M CUTE I'M POPULAR TO BOOT
>>221502644True, cobes late night streams were comfy we truly live in the worst timeline
>>221502643What was Windows 10 like I went straight from W7 to W11>>221502651https://youtu.be/P5mtclwloEQ
>>221502503That's just sad, looks like a drug addict.
>>221502601Insane post
Going to throw on Argo and start Pokémon Emerald.
>ArgoAre you a middle aged normalfag Mom
I thought this was the last episode of family guy before south park starts god damn it
I'm an obese, black, trans hijabi woman (and proud)
>>221502692>watching slop before more slop
stealing speedos rn. speedo thief
>>221502712It's South Park season 2 it's SOVL
>thread splittingGuess it's time to hit the bedjamin
What I don't get is, if we never went to space before then how did NASA know how to train the Astronauts unless ayys told them what challenges would be in space?
we need more Brazil anons in here.
Mods need to do their job and destroy the thread splitters
vtubers are all retarded overgrown adult children that can't take care of themselves or fight with their parentsget captcha, send post!
>>221502736what's that?
Who the fuck still sits down and watches broadcast tv or cable
>>221502754Badass mother fuckers
does anyone have the niggatoro ass pic? I want it
>>221502601you have a point but so does she and her point is better
>>221502769I've got this one
Egg sandwiches for dinner
>>221502754for some reason, watching a random movie that is on that you would never watch on your own is really enjoyable.
>>221502783Its the element of randomness it feels more spontaneous TV has sovl that streaming will never have
You see this watch? You see this watch? That watch cost more than your car. I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see, pal, that's who I am. And you're nothing.
>>221502801Ewww
Even literal whores think they should be worshipped The female mindset is something else
>>221502778nice, email to me pls
>>221502824because they do get worshipped by simps.
>>221502828That's a maaan
im the speedo stealer
remember when Chicanos made good music?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyANFcnrM8I
>>221502801Nigga built like the stay puft marshmallow man
>>221502843>The uploader has not made this video available in your country
This small farmer in my area posted a pic of a guy stealing a bunch of his produce And the guy looks exactly like the mexi-mutt meme He apparently stole like $200 worth of the famers stuff
I'm poop
and I'm pee!
>>221502853kek, who the fuck blocks American audiences?
drinking milk
>>221502889That's horse cum
>>221502874even funnier that these guys are apparently from the US
>>221502855I heard the most prolific case was a Latinx guy that did this with lemons in LA, stole over 800 pounds of them to resell them
>>221502855you ever heard of the guy who stole everyones speedos
If I find a cancer lump anywhere on me. I will not get it checked out.
Chicanos are "from" the US same way the stink beetle is
>>221502941You should rip it off with your bare hands and then post it here
Still taste dick in my mouth
>>221502920thats me. im the guy.
>>221502953You didn't suck that guy's pp did you?
>>221502968I wouldn't have posted that if I didn't stupid
IF I PULL THAT OFF, WILL YOU DIE?
It was a dry, circumsized dickDidn't help that I was dehydrated from biking there
>>221502980Grotesque
>>221502974>if I didn'tblump-level english
sleep brapnea
>>221502828in 2010 this was the fattest ass a white girl had ever had
He's right
Who is more cringe, the anime posting faggot who posts the little pink haired girl along with some heccin deep quote, or the anime posting faggot who posts random little girls along with rap lyrics? I'd be fine if they both died
>>221503000>white girlthose don't exist anymore in canada yeah that's a 2010s thing alright
If I had a gf I could curl up next to her and get to sleep at a reasonable hour out of a sense of duty
>>221503009>Who is more cringe, the anime posting faggot who posts the little pink haired girl along with some heccin deep quote, or the anime posting faggot who posts random little girls along with rap lyrics? I'd be fine if they both died
chinks are def going in internment camps when ww3 pops off
>>221503009>the anime posting faggot who posts the little pink haired girl along with some heccin deep quote, or the anime posting faggot who posts random little girls along with rap lyricsI think they're the same anon>>221502989Sounds gross, like stuffing PS2 joystick into a couch cushion
>>221503029how many jeets do you see in a daily basis
>>221503029It would make sense if they were the same faggot, hope he gets hit by a bus
world war pee
>>221503042*on a daily basisfuck
I am 6'5'' and over 400 lbsthey call me "a bus"
>>221503009Peanutposter, his quotes aren't even good>>221503029It was okay while it was happening, then felt disgusting after
it's so over
Remember mighty beanz
>>221503042>how many jeets do you see on a daily basisIt depends on if I'm at my University or not. When I'm there and in the city it's at it feels like they're a quarter to a third of everyone there, while if I'm anywhere else it's almost all Whites and Mexicans with small, largely transient Black minorities.
>>221503059Did you at least have him suck your pp to get something out of it? Sounds rough. Also I think you said he was a Chinese guy o algo
>>221503059Peanutposter’s quotes are more interesting than most of the total garbage that get’s posted here though algo
GEORGE IS GETTING UPSET
>YEA WELL THE NIGGER STORE CALLED AND THEY'RE RUNNING OUT OF YOU
>>221503085lol
>>221503083He didn't want to, so we compromised by me cumming on him>>221503084Hi peanutposter
learning japanese is so faken hard ですね especially if you already struggle to speak the native language and then a second. i am pure fail and cringe, jabronies...
>>221503085Looks like mao
>>221503092Jesus, George...
>>221502980no, he would just get bad sleep
>>221503105KRAMER TOLD ME TO SAY IT
>>221503021>A wild faggot appeared! FIGHT ᴾₖᴹₙ ITEM RUN
I still dont know what a thread splitter is
>>221503128I'm your mom's leg splitter
Indian mods can save this site
>>221503084I'm fine with you, your posts always remind me that it's getting late. Bit cringe but always welcome I guess.>>221503100That sounds unpleasant.Have you considered perhaps taking a walk on the wild side and attempting to do straight stuff given your gay experience was a bust?
>>221503100>>221503144I’m not peanutposter. I never post tranime
I want a PS5 pro
>>221503159>I want a perfect body>I want a perfect soul
top 10 teamups in anime
How many of your peers died when you were in school?A girl in my class killed herself my freshman year and that was the only one I personally knew but there was also a kid a few grades below me that crashed his ATV and died
>>221503144I have considered straight stuff but it's harder to hook up with chicks and there's issues like pregnancyI wouldn't call it a bust just say a bit underwhelming. I'll probably just try to make my next gay hookup betterNo sex will beat gooning for me probably, unless I actually love the person maybe
just playing with dollsthat's all I do now
>>221503009'TIL THE ROOF COMES OFF, 'TIL THE LIGHTS GO OUT'TIL MY LEGS GIVE OUT, CAN'T SHUT MY MOUTH'TIL THE SMOKE CLEARS OUT, AM I HIGH? PERHAPSI'MA RIP THIS SHIT 'TIL MY BONES COLLAPSE'TIL THE ROOF COMES OFF, 'TIL THE LIGHTS GO OUT'TIL MY LEGS GIVE OUT, CAN'T SHUT MY MOUTH 'TIL THE SMOKE CLEARS OUT, AM I HIGH? PERHAPS I'MA RIP THIS SHIT 'TIL MY BONES COLLAPSE
>>221503187In middle school I was locker neighbors with a girl who later moved to a different city and killed herself while she was a freshman in high school too.
Slim shady's based, this poster is easily better
>>221503187I don’t think any of my schoolmates actually died while we were still in school. Several either killed themselves or OD’d during the later covid period though
>>221503230Where's Peter Griffin
The faint whiff of the neighbour smoking a cigarette has arrived
>>221503187girl in my junior high overdosed or killed herself or something. she had a druggie kind of a feel to her so it wasn't a terrible surprise. school brought in grief counselors and the whole bit.
>>2215031871 girl died from cancer in elementaryFink someone died in a car crash in hs but dont remember
if I were anon's miis I would crawl out of his switch and murder him for being gay
>>221503253My white trash neighbors are always smoking weed
>>221503269how can I be gay if the second mii I added was mai waifu
>>221503274Add Peter Griffin
>>221503187A very disabled girl with MS complications died when I was in elementary school while somebody in my HS killed themselves, they were both marginal things though, didn't know them personally>>221503188>it's harder to hook up with chicks and there's issues like pregnancyJust wrap it up man, you'll be good to go. I think you should consider it given this was a one-time thing that didn't go well and you were a virgin before. Might as well live while you're young.
meanwhile i have had two next door neighbors die in the last six years
>>221503291Why'd you do it?
>>221503299they were noisy and took my parking spot
>>221503290Why don't you do it first
>>221503285I dunno, isnt adding a bunch of dudes to my island...kinda gay?
penus
>>221503319I would think you are cool and pay more attention to your posts if you did
>>221503330I already KNOW I'm cool ,thoughever
>>221503346Come on!!!!
>>221503311>Why don't you do it firstI'll make a deal with you: When I finally have sex with a woman, you then have to as well. I think that's fair.
WORLDS ARE COLLIDING
>>221503388Please!!!!
>>221503366I don't think women do hookups generally and I'm on neet status so idk about thatNo I will not pay for a whore
tomorrow when I go to the store I'm going to quietly fart in front of a foid
There's a few Switch games I want but they're so fucking expensive and never on sale, or if they are they just drop from $60 to $50. Nintenjew is so stingy. 1-2 Switch is basically a tech demo that costs $50. And Wii Sports, which was included with the console in 2006 is 50 fucking dollars.
Tomorrow I'm going to buy some weird hot dogs. The kind with the red-40 dyed casing and old fashioned look to them.
These data centers are kinda suspicious
Summoning Brian.....
>>221503393>I don't think women do hookups generallyThey do if you put yourself out there. You're tall and have a decently sized penis so you definitely have a shot.
valve has opened up a dota center...
>>221503425Yeah the dude I was with said my dick was big a couple timesWent ahead and asked the homies >>>/lgbt/43580256
>>221503424No!!!
>>221503416Why did Canada's own Kevin O'Leary want to build his data center in Utah instead of Canada? It's cold up there so it would cost less to coolYou guys could build enough data centers for the entire continent in the territories and be the tech version of Saudi Arabia
I was watching this canadian lady on twitch only because she had her big sasquatch feet on her desk
ayo this nigga perusing for weiners
>>221503388
I've seen everything worth watching on the internet
but have you seen Jason and the Argonauts (1963)
>>221503507but can you see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?
Have you thanked Zoom Zoom today? If you haven't now is a good time.
So we just dgaf about climate change anymore is that it?
>>221503460It’s impossible to build anything in Canada due to environmental assessment processes, indigenous folx consultations, etc. Also, Kevin O’Leary is Irish-Lebanese, not Canadian.
>>221503442I wish you all the luck in your search for straight love as the sad lonely chud I am.
>>221503549Thank you for letting me have sex with your mom
did the pooingtonmay cute a whole chorizo sausage in halfgrill itput it in a hot dogthen plop dat shidd out
>>221503572*stamps on your face until I can close the door and lock it*
really tired
shitnautica 2 doesnt launch on the steam deck. refunded, rated down
>>221503606Do you play in bed?
>>221503102You didn’t learn English overnight, did you? It took years immersion to reach fluency; Japanese will be no different. Keep listening, keep reading, and keep memorizing. 頑張って!
a lot of people have accused me of prosephytizin' the babdstuberbut i am not chagrelaighahi have never condoned starmerites eitheror immigration
>>221503519yes
>>221503533It's been a scam all along. Pollution is the real problem and the propaganda on that got real quiet when it turned out any changes there would interfere with all the money involved in overseas manufacturing. Now they browbeat you for driving your 30mpg commuter call meanwhile having nothing whatsoever to say about china and india churning out the filth on orders of magnitude beyond anything in the western world
when I get done using scissors or nail clippers I set them down but I make sure I keep them away from any chords just in case some dark spirits cuts them anyone else relate
>>221503614yeah and on the shitter etc
>>221503647You're not wrong about China and India but climate change is blatantly observable...
>>221503655Do you emulate games on it?
>>221503647China creates less pollution per capita than Canada thoughbeit
>>221503460He is building one in Alberta, its going to take a massive amount of water, rather not have it tbqh
>>221503630*picks you up and throws you out the window and then closes and locks it and closes the blinds*
>>221503658They juke the stats, lad. They've been caught going in to historical records and cooking those books as well.
>>221503533climate change is a good fingwhat we want is that climate change baaically wipes out all the kind of poor underdeveloped country's populations to prevent overpopulationclimate change is a good thing too many fucking people on the planetclimate chane best way of like getting rid of a whole bunch of peopleand then like maybe the planet can recover too when more peopleyeh sure it will be different but like youll just get new animals new planst doing their shitnew ecosysyemswho gives a fuckthe idea the planet in some natural cybernetic pseudo spiritual harmony or summat isHIPPIEBULLSHIDDlook if like 3 billion people got wiped out from india china africa south america middle eastlike it helpscoz world is 10 billion peolpleway too manyneed to get that back down to about 5
Chud the builder ruined the word chud for everyone.
>>221503683What about the apocalyptic wildfires? Don't you remember that those didn't used to be a thing? And the atmospheric rivers weren't a thing until recently either.
>>221503670i dont but its possible and lots of people do
Post funny pictures
>>221503697What's your favorite game on there
probably wna get rid of a bunch of the shittier peopel in developed countries too. im sure climate change disproportionately affect dem too hopefully
>>221503696People are starting those fires on purpose, bud. Wake up.
>>221503696Wasting your time fren
weird how gays put their wieners in other dude's buttholeswhat's up with that
>>221503691No he didn't
Dadberg wakes up for work in 20 minutes I have to pretend to be sleeping
lets be real if like new york new orleans got wiped out by floods and or tsunamis would be a good fingvancouver too
>>221503726Bitch made.
I wonder how long those AI graphics cards last in those data centers, probably will be obsolete in 5 years
>>221503689those people will just move to other countries, retard.
What are all the billion iq AI god-kings like Altman and Karp going to do when they realize the U.S doesn't have the electrical infrastructure or capacity nor the water supply to support all these giant data centers across the American West?
wish I had a big ol' pecker
>>221503754Technology becomes smaller and more efficient over time
>>221503754take the bag and run to chiner probably
>>221503726It's 3 a.m. Is your dad a hooker or something
Finally getting a pair of headphones for my phone it doesn't accept regular ones for some reason
>>221503750i wish there was a second hand market that would let consumers use all of that shit instead of it going straight to a landfill. i'd use a giga 3090 with 64gb of vram but its all datacenter-only parts.
>>221503681So true
What if you woke up tomorrow and this was sticking out of your closet
The evening turned to rain (The evening turned to rain)Watched the water roll down the drainAs we followed him downTo the stationAnd though he never would wave goodbyeYou could see it written in his eyesAs the train rolled out of sightBye-bye
>>221503871what is that?
>>221503871Poo on her
Creed is the greatest band of all time
Classic South Park scheduled for all night it's like the old times vgh
Dadberg is drunk at one in the morning watching Frasier and feeding nachos to dogberg
>>221503918Lol hell yea
>>221503871>usernameis this from scat content
>>221503927Lurv me old man, there's a reason momstein left tho
>>221503977Momstein wanted to eat the nachos
>>221503918
>>221503977her loss, more nachoes for dogberg
What do you say to someone who stole your cheese? "That's NACHO CHEESE" HAHAHAHAHAHA
I want a pet toad
goodnight
>>221504036put a light outside and catch one when it shows up to eat moffs
>>221504043Goodbye forever.
>>221504057I used to feed toads in my backyard cat food but dadberg scared them all off
Ayo this nigga pettin TOADS
>>221504079
>>221504091They were cane toads I couldn't touch them
Once when I was a kid me and my friend caught a toad. We put it in an old lidderbox with a rake over the top held on with a brick to make a cage. My friend said toads like cloudy water so we filled up the lidderbix with soapy water. I always feel bad when I remember that.
just ate olives straight out of the jar past midnight award
I see all those passport bros in their 50s going to Asia broke and pulling hot 9/10 girlfriends in their 20s meanwhile I struggle my ass off in this shit country for mid landwhales.The Western world is fucking over.
>>221504192I rather have a mid white wife than a gold digging asian
Doing a poo lads
>>221504192a lot of those guys just get drained of their bank accounts with little to no action at all for it.
>https://x.com/alexzxmp/status/2054407650381590727
>>221504247Don't have my sound on what does it say
>>221504268
>>221504151
>get plastic jug (empty vodka bottle, 2 liter soda, milk, etc)>throw lid away>cut the tip>turn tip over and insert into main bottle>use lighter to melt edges and glue the parts back together>poke holes and put in twine>take bottle to local pond, creek, lake>crumble crackers (saltines work best for some reason) and cracker crumbs into bottle>submerge bottle>use string to secure bottle so that it doesnt float away and damage sea turtles>go away and leave bottle in water overnight>return in the morning and use string to recover bottle>collect free pond pals to be employed as bait, companionship, or chasing pretty girls aroundbe careful of snakes
