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>>221501351I like this one more
this is the real thread, fuck namefaggots
>>221501351I vote for this one
Anyone else mix up Gandalf and Dumbledore?
Biden was the best president of the 21st century
Think I've grown out of being racist. It was funny at first but people take it way too far.
based bobby edish
>>221501381It was a comfy time for me when he was president I will always look back on it with nostalgia
>>221501376No because Harry Potter is trash while Lord Of The Rings is kino
>threadsplittingIt's ogre
>>221501373Something should be done about this
>>221501398Dis a prostitute?
>>221501395>Harry Potter is trashTruke every Harry Potter comes on during Christmas and I've never been able to finish a single movie
I am morbidly obese
>>221501381Funniest thing about him is how thoroughly they completely dropped him afterwards. Like while he was in office until Kumala usurped him he was made out to be super competent but then they just stopped pretending all at once and completely abandoned the old geezer. Almost a Shakespearean tragedy character tbqh
>>221501351Quasimodo predicted this
>>221501409So you agree it is a Christmas series? I always thought so
>>221501398Her tits remind me of the prostitute from metro last light
I love Harry Potter because it made millions of Asian girls love White guys more
im the little carmine lupertazzi of /cum/
>>221501415If only democrats were cultish like republicans
>>221501410Bitches be 180lbs talmbout morbidly obese
Every day is the exact fucking same for my life and has been for 5 years now. I also don't see things changing either.
>>221501402All I can think of is to set down one of these heating pads for plants and sit real quiet in the kitchenIts cold so hopefully the warmth will lure him out so I can shoot the little bastard with a bb gun
Well now, first of all
>>221501433I'm 580lbs
>>221501429Haha, this man is made of CHEESE
>>221501437Why do you have to shoot him? You can't bring him outside?
>>221501432They are towards Obamna though, they still act like he was Richard the Lionheart or something
>>221501440Post hand
Gandalf was a fag but Gimli's a chud>In 2004, Rhys-Davies said in an interview with World magazine: "There is a demographic catastrophe happening in Europe that nobody wants to talk about, that we daren't bring up because we are so cagey about not offending people racially. And rightly we should be. But there is a cultural thing as well. By 2020, 50% of the children in Holland under the age of 18 will be of Muslim descent.>Rhys-Davies was vocal in his support for Brexit.
I liked how every week with Biden there was a new video of him falling over or saying something funny
>>221501440What do you eat everyday to cause such a grotesque weight?
I need to make women fatter
>“Looking back, it’s embarrassing to recognize the degree to which my intellectual curiosity those first two years of college paralleled the interests of various women I was attempting to get to know: Marx and Marcuse so I had something to say to the long-legged socialist who lived in my dorm; Fanon and Gwendolyn Brooks for the smooth-skinned sociology major who never gave me a second look; Foucault and Woolf for the ethereal bisexual who wore mostly black. As a strategy for picking up girls, my pseudo-intellectualism proved mostly worthless; I found myself in a series of affectionate but chaste friendships.”>Barack Obama, A Promised Land
>>221501453Why isn't it funny when trump does it
>>221501452The UK is weird because every other boomer seems to be a giga-chud (opposite of here) but you still get this nanny state woke garbage ruining the entire country
why do republican presidents always start wars?
>>221501463Finger my ass with your dick
>>221501466Because I voted for that tard and I thought he was going to be better
>>221501463The one where he talks about fantasizing about making love to men is funnier
>>221501463Barry is right. This is why I won’t ever pretend to be a Morgan Wallen fan to get retarded Alberta bitches. Shit doesn’t work anyway. I’d maintain my integrity and still get zero pussy.
>>221501445I dont know what kind of snake it is I'm not touching the slimy creepIts little and brown with speckles I didnt get a very good look while the cat was running into the kitchen with it
Sometimes I wish kamala won even though I voted for agent krasnov
>>221501482>I’d maintain my integrityI’d *rather* maintain my integrity
>>221501476You should learn to laugh at yourself
>>221501473>it's another redditjeet tries baiting the thread into discussing politics so he can report everyone episode
Business idea: pretend to be doing a time capsule, ask for donations, and then just steal and sell all the stuff people donate
I voted for unlimited gay sex inside my anal sphincter
/cum/ is always better with redditchad around
>>221501497they started it by saying Joe Biden was falling over all the time.
New Drake album is doo doo. Leafs taking Ls
>>221501496I do, to be honest I'm just sick of hearing about trump 24/7 I can't wait for 2028 so I never have to hear about him and his cult again
>>221501511Did you actually listen to an entire Drake album?
Jeet means victory
>>221501511Drake has never made a good song in his life because hip hop is just a trash genre
>>221501473Korea under TrumanVietnam under LBJ
Thoughts on Assassin's Creed
>>221501524Truth nuke
>>221501529Democrats were just closet republicans back then.
If I was a girl I use a turkey baster to douche my pussy with my own breast milk
>>221501497>racism outside of /b/
>>221501529Was the Korean War started by America?
>>221501520Yes and a Gracie Stacie single
>>221501532I like it
>>221501532I loved it as a kid I tried replaying brotherhood and got bored fast
>>221501532I played black flag for like an hour and it bored the crap out of me
The Assassin's Creed one during the American Revolution was boring af tbqh
Reagan started the decline of america
>>221501534Perhaps the reverse is true today
BBL DRIZZY BBL DRIZZAY
>>221501578It's definitely the weakest also revelations is boring
We're all living in America
nothingness
Dadberg said the kayak can't fit in the car fuck!!!! I have no way of transporting this bitch now
>>221501629Put it on top
>>221501510he was?
>Normies STILL think the "national debt" is some massive credit card bill we've incurred that we have to pay back some daygrim
>>221501633Perhaps
>>221501638Yeah he was, also walking around confused
>>221501583>national debt is le bad because... it just is okay!!!!
>>221501645So true, we can just print more money endlessly ig
>>221501645>>221501652So true
Who are you guys voting for? Marco Rubio or JD Vance?
>>221501645you have to pay the interest. If the US economy collapses and your tax revenue is in free-fall then you're in big trouble.
>>221501645So we don't have to pay it back? That's not debt then
They seethe when I post it>>214729392
>>221501663The white man Newsom
Might go achievement hunting
>>221501663Why can't democrats just get a moderate, likable person as the nominee? Someone like Hilary would wipe the floor today.
>>221501663>votingGet a load of this goy
Told my therapist about /cum/ she said the name was concerning
>>221501666in big trouble to who lol? you said the economy already collapsed, what are the jewish bankers going to do? nuke us for not paying a debt?
>>221501675>Someone like Hilary would wipe the floor today.Did AOC set the bar so low
HERES A MORE INTERESTING CURRENT EVENT, THIS UKRAINIAN GUY THREW A ROCK AT A SEAL AND GOT HIS ASS BEAT BY A MOB OF HAWAIIANS AND NOW HES GOING TO JAIL>Tourist arrested after video shows a rock hurled at an endangered Hawaiian monk seal’s head.>Igor Mykhaylovych Lytvynchuk, 38, of Covington, Washington, is charged with harassing a protected animal, the U.S. attorney’s office in Honolulu said.>When a witness confronted the man, he said “he did not care and was ‘rich’ enough to pay any fines,” the complaint said.https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/tourist-arrested-video-shows-rock-hurled-endangered-hawaiian-monk-seal-rcna345081
>>221501679I tell my therapist I'm addicted to reddit because it's easier to explain
>>221501670Announcing a report is against the rules
Big Trouble in Little China
>>221501680you won't be able to get more debt. It goes up by trillions per year so it's obviously needed to go up and the money goes somewhere.
>>221501687Based Hawaiians
haven't watched anime since late night Inuyasha on Cartoon Network.
>>221501693wow brilliant insight
>>221501691More like Big China only has to deal with a little bit of trouble.
>>221501687What would drive someone to hurt a sea puppy?
>>221501704Go back chang
>>221501697You people club baby seals to death every day...
>>221501675I'd vote for Hilldog out of contrarianism just to trigger cummies Psycho mommy milf gets my vote every time
So here comes the water now and here it comes…Oh yes here comes the water and I can now hear the seagulls too. Cycling on my bicycle too along the shoreline. Drones and the data centre. Cycling on my bicycle along the grey beach, and what that? Oh yes, here comes the water. The seagulls are squawking. God bless them. And here comes the water. My bedtime is 10 PM. That’s when the concrete pyramid calls me. I am summoned to the concrete pyramid. The seagulls summon me and here comes the water.
>>221501705Many people get joy out of hurting weak and vulnerable creatures, unfortunately
momberg was really salty that i didnt vote in the localsi told her shes been here thirty years and voted in every election and she still hates the local government but that only honked her off even more
>>221501699I stopped watching toonami when they started airing my hero academia
>>221501477I made that one the image for the OP for the original thread that'll get recycled
entire kitchen smells like sourdough bread for some reason
>>221501722>that'll get recycled
>>221501717Local elections matter more than federal
>>221501717Boomers love their fake civic rituals
Post pictures of your mother
>>221501717>>221501731zoomers are genuinely the dumbest generation in human history
>>221501737I would never do that
>>221501737Post your mom's giant hairy vagina first
There was a thread where they were making fun of Emiru today.
>>221501739Zoomers are either extremely dumb or extremely intelligent. I'm the latter obviously. We are a generation of extremes
>>221501743I don't have a mom
The waters rise, cold and relentless, as I cycle along the dead grey shore. Drones watch from above while the data center hums with unseen life. Then come the seagulls, squawking a frantic, holy warning. 10 PM. The hour of the concrete pyramid. It calls to my spirit, an inescapable cosmic weight. The birds are chanting, the tide is swallowing the land, and I am being pulled into the stone.
Sex with zoom zoom
>>221501750Did you hatch from an egg
>>221501713Newfoundland premier made a good point that the only reason people cared about that is because the animals are cute.
>>221501754That egg would have had to be laid by a momThe only possibility is that he emerged from the ground like an Uruk-Hai
>>221501754you would still have a mom if you came from an egg.
>>221501748I hate that bitch
Can’t sleep again
>>221501547that one is his favourite, jeetjanny loves to hit that button
>>221501754Osmosis
>>221501772thats everyday
>>221501772made one related to this >>>/r9k/84571049
Sometimes I go to a big brass tower where my essence gets slowly siphoned away. Well originally I went to a concrete pyramid. But now it’s the holy tower of brass. It hums much louder than the pyramid. I think it was corrupted. That’s what they say at least. But honestly, I don’t think it was ever pure to begin with. The lions of the gate are unchanged.
>>221501798>30 minutesNot worth it
Anyone else used to watch Jason Genova and the Delray Misfits?
>>221501761newfie girls give the best sloppy blowjobs, they're very eager to please.
>>221501807Ocean hillbillies
>>221501810crazy how all animals hate jeets
Dip my dick in crude oil. I can feel the molecules fucking up my dick retardstyle.
>clench my butthole to stop myself from shitting as I run to the bathroom>my lower spine pops>no more lower back painwhat the fuck
>>221501810warms my heart to see this
>>221501825As an aside, it would be sick to cum motor oil. My dick is so fucking big it’s retarded.
>>221501810More
I'm being filmed for the show My 600 Pound Life. My episode will probably air in the fall of 2027. Right now I'm on a 1000 calorie high protein low carb diet, and I should lose at least 50lbs in the next month.
My dick is bigger than a beer. It’s the colour of copper. Like a reddish copper. It’s bigger than a big beer.
starting to suspect some of you might actually be gay and not just doing it ironically
>>221501821Aren't they just so lovable?
>>221501852I love watching indian gif
>>221501583>zero sources citedBASED TRUTHFUL UNBIASED RANDOM TWITTER VIDEO!
>>221501845Until you post your hand I'm inclined to not believe you
>>221501863I looked it up its true
>>221501583>Religious nationalist extremistsNormies are so cute when they can't say jews
Kek why is there a bunch of leafs here
Futurama in 30 minutes
I have a small penis. The Irish curse some have called it
Accidentally spilled water all over my poop
some of the higher caste indians are actually really chill dudesIve known this indian dude from brampton whos genuinely cool, hes also loaded and sometimes throws a c-note my way in case I need gas or smthWe play Yugioh Master Duel a bunch
>>221501752>Sex with zoom zoomB-but w-we're b-both b-boys?
tickled my penis to ff7r porn
urkelkin are not fond of them
>>221501872For some unknown reason me and my fellow leafs will briefly be the majority at certain times. Usually around 10:30-Midnight ET and again in the morning.
>zoom zoom gay erping and posting tranimeRespect lost
>>221501868BASED TRUTHFUL UNBIASED RANDOM 4CHINS ANON!
bruhh
>>221501878All po-tay-tahs, no meat as it were
>>221501894Why would they? Jeets are the ones who charge them high sums for their snacks at the corner store
>>221501893Tifa BBC porn?
Besides being addicted to food I also have a dependency on alcohol, which makes my weight loss journey even more complicated
Zoom Zoom is heterosexual. I know because we double-team thicc bitches together. Thicc bitches with huge boobies and chubby gummies and big butts. My dick is slightly bigger than his. We have only frotted to climax six or seven times.
>>221501908tifa x aerith bisexual threesome
>Respect lostI never had any in the first place
their culture is so enriched
>>221501916>chubby gummieschubby *tummies
>>221501911Have you considered getting addicted to crack for the weight loss
>>221501921I like ones where the black guy cucks cloud
Now that the dust has settled, did he really molest a dog?
how do I stop wasting my days off? I do nothing but sit in my room all day, but when I force myself to go out, I've already done everything I can think of. Today I got a haircut, checked my schedule at work, went to the library and record store, rode the bus around, I dont know what people do for fun
For me, it's Gigantopithecus blacki
>>221501936I don't know but he was getting really annoying in the end
>>221501924Weirdest thing about jeets is how they will see this and instead of saying it's just some backwards villages, they will aggressively defend cow shit as a medical miracle.
>>221501924Even toddlers know its shit
>>221501936I was just thinking about him and how he doesn't post here anymore
>>221501936The world may never know
>>221501954He might have killed himself or been institutionalized
>>221501948Bit racist calling them blackies
seriously awful posts being made let's clean it up guys
Brampton whiteboi anon is having a big gay meltdown and posting all his videos again. An indian stole his job and pooped on his head. He only has one testicle and it’s inside my ass. *pop*Oops I popped it. Popped it like a grape and now I’m shitting out the blood and cum. Tastes like copper. Smells also like copper.
>>221501852there's always a bunch of them standing around ready to respond to the latest goofy slapstick event.
>>221501963They were probably orange or brown
>when you make an absolutely abhorrent post*Canadian Polandball.jpeg*
>>221501965Greatest post I've ever read
Family is very loudly watching the dubbed version of Shin Godzilla in the next room, makes it very hard to sleep. It's pissing me off because the dub is unwatchable and hell on your ears, and they've got it blasting.
It's finally getting warm again and that means those faggot owls will be here soon. God I hate them. I can't even tell you how much I hate them. If it weren't for the oh boohoo the poor widdle birdies pinko fag law protecting them I'd grease their happy asses with my .22 but Uncle Sam cares more about dead indians than my right to peace and quiet. If I ever get an opportunity, if for some reason one of them happens to be in the road, I'm slamming the gas like a Muslim visiting a Christmas market. Fuck I hate owls.
>>221501986Spend time with your parents
we're here to discuss and enjoy international culture which is what we're doing, not sure why our resident indian gets upset at these webms
>>221501990>owls as pestsLike in Futurama!
faggot zoomer namefaggot has a faggot zoomer family, haha. deserved.
This you?
You guys don't hesitate to ban me but let other anons spam gay shit and incoherent jeet ramblings without doing anything. I feel targeted.
>>221502000I'm mentholly ill
>>221501995I heard the recent news about your pooped head and popped ball. A damn shame.
>>221501990maybe stop blowing your money on guns you never use and buy some soundproofing for your bedroom, dumb fuck.
>>221501992>Spend time with your parentsI spent all morning with my Dad and went to help my Mom out with getting dinner earlier. I generally like them and want to hang out but I'm not watching a shitty dub of a movie I've seen a billion times. I wanted to watch Kojak with them like we usually do but my niggerbrained Brother wanted to watch the dub of SG instead.
now spinning: Sigur Ros-takk
>>221502005lmao
>>221502009Bodied that poop head
>>221502013For me, it's mumhttps://youtu.be/-ExTWtJzW6M
>>221501997Yeah sure whatever it's just like your adult manbaby cartoon show. Do the owls in futurama scream at each other all goddam night? Do they run around on the roof sounding like a herd of elephants? Do they shit out of their mouths leaving rat skeletons in wads of vermin fur all over? If not then nah it's not like that at all.
>>221502021Fuck you
BRUH*Futurama theme starts playing*
Bite my shiny metal ass!
I wish I could spend more time with my mom she's the only reason why I don't kill myself
>>221502021In Futurama the owls fill the same niche as rats
>>221502018>>221502013based Sigur enjoyers, was listening to this earlierhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwNF5tDQVGk
>>221502049Well mum aren't Sigur Ros but they are Icelandic!
Owls have a reputation for being wise or whatever but they're actually fucking retarded even compared to other birds.
>>221502018>>221502049https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=559un6zgVq4
>>221502021That sounds cool, I wish I had an owl infestation
hows that drake shit
>>221502059they don't need to be smart because they're completely silent when they're flying and hunting.
>>221502059There's a big owl that sits in the pine tree outside my window and goes "hoooo" every few nights. He times it perfectly too, it's exactly 8 seconds between each "hoooo".
>>221501990you could get a cator borrow a cat
>>221502068Mid. Gracie's single was better
Iceland definitely produces some unique tunes, I found this band a few years ago:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91pP3ZxhAc4
>>221502096Bjork
>>221502101Bork bork
>>221502043I'm the same way, they're all I have given I have no frens or romantic opportunities
Holy shit
>>221502084its not even out what you talking about
>>221502111Spoiler!
>>221502108I thought you were a fit normie that goes to college
BREKKENBORGCAPACITATETHE POOINGITISIMMA HAIRFTA BE CORRIN'
>>221502127Uh oh, don't get him started
>>221502117Thowwy
>>221502128
>>221502128wtf is wrong wiv diss country
>>221502134imagine the shits she must take after that
>>221502134this cow is OBESE
>>221502140Would you eat it?
>>221502127>I thought you were a fit normie that goes to collegeFit and decent looking yes, problem is I'm (relatively) short, a weird age (22), and moved to an area to which I have no connections to at all where everybody gives me the cold shoulder because of that.I start work soon so that'll probably help a lot.
>>221502150you will NEVER get laid.
>>221502148no
>>221502150On my first day of work I got made fun of for being short and looking young
Love me some doo wop
>I have no connections to at all where everybody gives me the cold shoulder because of that.I start work soon so that'll probably help a lot.
>>221502164More poo eating gifs
>>221502096corr remember seein couple vids of ders i liked fink ill try lissen agen
Usually when someone new starts at work I immediately ridicule their height and age, it's standard practice.
>>221502164
>>221502179no, but here's one of a doctor (or maybe engineer?) that my cunt decided to import
This is fire https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=idCUzMENAF4
>>221501995why not go to toilet a few feet away
I can't stop watching Indians eat poop
>>221502186This is the tonic that made Sir Isaac Newton a genius
>>221502096ya kno whatwould shag all der arses phwoar
>>221502200Scat fetish acquired
plugging in my xbox controller somehow activated the anti-surge protector on my PC
>>221502186is that nigger drinking mercury...>>221502196toilets are evil to them, they think witches live in toilets.
>>221501892SEX! ME SEX WITH ZOOM ZOOM!
Uh oh casual sex havers…
It's been 10 minutes and I can already tell Drake's album is terrible
>>221501964looks like dude was being weurd but fink he was genuinely like concussed or whatever
>>221502224well yah, its Drakeall his music is terrible
>>221502214What games do you use it for
>>221502221bad news for anyone who plans to store cum in their ass for up to 6 years i guess?
anaheim....
>>221502214breakers n fuses be doin shit n things n shit
>>221502221>may>riskNothingburger.
You just mad cuz yo ass is old
I went through university during COVID. I am going back to university later this year, if I have to go through Hantavirus lockdowns I’m going to actually go postal.
How do I tell my parents I need adult diapers from excessive dildo use
you might think you're a fucking dork but at least you'll never be that guy who donated $100 in a youtube comment section.
who should I add next
>>221502216If you were a girl I would Canadanon, I really really would. Alas, it wasn't meant to be.>>221502177>GoobDude they don't even look at me or notice me lol, I ask for girls numbers and they always ghost me.>>221502162Probably.
White people get wordle in 3 and be like holy shit
really hope the normies get excited and freak out over new scary virus and shut everything down again. the covid era was kino
>>221502260Jason
>>221502257I was told being called a dork was a compliment
>>221502260Michael Jackson
>>221502267not a chance in hell
>>221502272Why the hell not
>>221501946just do what you like doing dumbass
>>221502257I once donated $5 to a channel that did warhammer fantasy battle reports during one of their game live streams. Only money I’ve ever given online.
>>221502278gays are NOT allowed
Where did footkraut go
>>221502260Emilia from re zero
>>221502260dn
>>221502282Make pimple face terry or distefano then you should have at least 1 /cum/ representative
I donated $10 to my favorite streamer and she defended me against someone who made a joke about me but I didn't mind because I have a humiliation fetish
>bed ants>house snake>imaginary schizo owls>the guy who's scared of coyotes>the birdfuckerIt seems that /cum/ has a tricky relationship with wildlife.
>>221502287
I love animals and animals love me
>>221502261would you sex with ftm
>>221502282>gays are NOT allowedNigga you've got Speedwagon on that island
>>221502284He posts here every day still
>>221502298>birdfuckerThat's a finn though
>>221502296gayest post of the night award.
>>221502306>would you sex with ftmProbably not unless you were one of those ones early in the whole ordeal that's not really ftm but just a tomboyish girl that's a bit mixed up and needs some guidance from my pp to get off the troon train
Drinking a Monster Ultra Red White & Blue Razzaka a patriotic sipIt's alright but I prefer Ghost to Monster.
>>221502309speedos
is it speedos or speedoes
Thought about getting one of those long earrings with the cross at the end but my parents would freak
>>221501946Find a productive hobby like baking. I'm getting into brewing stuff as well, brewing beer and meadIt's satisfying
alright this thread is incredibly gay even for /cum/, I'm outta here
we love china dont we folks
>>221502334Amazing how from just a still image of a single character you can tell this is an anime only the most turbo of autists watch
I wish I had the self confidence to wear speedos
Rediscovering my passion for pornography
>>221502260Meow Skulls
>>221502348I have no strong feelings about china either way but i pretend to like them because it pisses off the federal agents
>>221502355looks furrykys
>>221502251Just ignore the lockdown orders who gives a shit
>>221502362That is the fortnite sex symbol you're looking at
>>221502260Peter Griffin
>>221502361gonna buy a bunch of shit from china
>>221502363He'll be arrested by Sgt. Sugmeet Singh
Sikh man stabs UK citizen? Yea he was a sick man
downloading subnautica 2. hope its good but i have a feeling it might not be
>>221502251I would just stop enrolling in classes if they tried that shit, that's a self-inflicted problem.
ALL NIGHT I WAS DRINKING ALL NIGHT I WAS DRINKING ALL NIGHT I WAS DRINKING
>>221502373This
hello cumbums
>>221502391Hi
>>221502298dont forget>won't shoot deer but watches cocks fight guy
I'd love to wear a burnt orange and white striped speedo like Kristofferson had in Fantastic Mr. Fox but I can't find them anywhere
sikhs are bro tier dont listen to chuds
2 high 4 stupid has some annoying sounding hosts
Wish I had a TV in my room
RECYCLE>>221501345>>221501345>>221501345
the problem i have with the iems i bought so far is the cable is like kind of hard and breaking in one area but i sleep with this shit on so its not surprising but the biggest upside of IEMs is i can just buy more cables for a reasonable price and replace them, the other problem is that the film thing on the inside gets clogged every so often so i have to open the thing and clean it which is fine i suppose its just annoying, i suspect its because these are build for asian ears and they dont have wet ear wax so it wouldnt clog with them, other than that these have been serving me well and sound better than ordinary earbuds and i hope they last a long time since with earbuds they always break at the cables first way before the bud itself breaking, since i can replace the cable with these its not an issue
I made duke nukem because your suggestions sucked
Women on social media post their bare asses captioned like please guys no horny posting no sick pervert men ughhhhh
>>221502415I never liked them I watched musicbizmarty for cyraxx content and whitebowser and daniel larson never interested me
>>221502406for me its neon green mankinis
where's the new?
>>221502436Idk but I'm not using that political garbage
new>>221502469>>221502469>>221502469
baking the new
>>221502478>>221502449see >>221502473
