euros bread goes bad after 12hrs
European bread molds because it is alive. American bread is a necromantic abomination, zombie wheat reanimated with hydrogenated oils.
>>221501981enjoy your rock hard moldy bread faggot
>>221502393Enjoy my rock hard cock up your faggot arse
>>221501809they live above their grocery store, it doesn't matter.
>>221502393>tfw american bake their bread with embalming fluid instead of yeast>tfw american "bread" has 47 ingredients>first one is "high fructose corn syrup">last one is "die of beetus at 43">tfw american packaged bread softer than their military’s resolve in Vietnam
>>221501809>american bread can be used for house insulation
Americans will never know what it’s like to go to the padaria every morning to buy pão francês for your mamãezinha so she doesn’t hit you with the chinelo
>>221502563Butchered that yank
>>221501981LOL
>>221502563deep-fried that burger
>>221502563Minced that muchacho
I freeze bread as soon as I buy it. I'm gonna toast it anyway honestly toasted bread is always better than untoasted and if you disagree kiss yourself
>>221501809Ehhh, like it’s supposed to?
>>221501809only true of baguette and shit like that, normal bread can last much longerwhat's weird is "bread" that lasts 4 weeks without getting stale or moldy
>>221502563Bodied that burger
>>221501981fpbp
>>221501809the baguette is not supposed to last after lunch
>>221501809Bread from the discounter dries out realtively quick, but bread from the bakery (real bakery, not those chains) stays fresh for some time, if you store it correctly.
>>221502563bodied
>>221501809Why do americans want stale bread?
>>221506772They need a reason to use their massive trucks so they buy six months worth of bread at a time and eat stale bread.
>>221502563Sent that freak flying
>>221501809>noooo you're supposed to fill it with chemicals so it lasts longer *wojak_furious_murican_hat.jpg*
>>221502563smashed that burger
