sometimes planes just disintegrate mid-air edition
hi everyone
how many coins was cast this plane
you guys listening to the new drake. He dropped a moviehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CpDj8VHA7o
>Pullan is a Scotland and Spain youth internationalso what's the point of borders exactly
Got drunk fell asleep at 8.30 woke up at 4.30am
dont think dogberg licking my face with her dog breath at five in the morning on my wfh day is okay actually
>>221502483my god 8 hours sleep through the night and into the following morning you're a state take a hard look at yourself
>>221502490My dogberge likes to lie down on top of me to wake me up
normies think Beethoven was born deaf
>>221502483Decent sleep when I get drunk I never sleep that long
>>221502490keep stupid smelly animals win stupid smelly prizes
Wondering where it all went wrong
Leftypol getting frame mogged by teenagers
Lots of deanos, moderately well-to-do yanks, and boomers in khaki shorts here. Lots of black people with Jamaican accents too, most of whom work here.
>>221502529Can't believe the right has given all young men body dysmorphia as bad as young women had 20 years ago
leftypol calling non-whites broleftypol calling whites mate
>>221502521you're so interesting and original and deep for not liking dogs mate
>>221502526Probably when you decided to pretend to be a woman
>>221502526Is that a song
>>221502482You must be pullan my leg
>>221502549he would do that wouldn't he
>>221502548pic related: the 'right'
sacked tranny replying to himself. sad freak cunt
rorke calling no one bro or mate as he's too afraid to leave mummy's house
Right well it's nearly 6 am and I haven't been to sleep
>>221502573regressing again are we leftypol?
>>221502584ktim
rorke effortlessly shifting into jamaican patois when talkinig to the black woman at the checkout (she's nigerian)
>>221502584Ktim
mi tink me gwan scan me clubcadd
>>221502606literally me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ln-gxMK7S4A
rorke being oafish but endearingleftypol being odd and unpleasant
>>221502653did a random sc at this
I want to sniff her gamer farts.
Get the Palestine freed
rorke rapping 212 by azealia banks word for word
>>221502673That was supposed to say gamey but gamer girl farts are ok too I guess.
Smoking sensimilla
Business plan: Make a show about a young single mum doing onlyfans and make it nice and sweet
Nigger just walked onto the train platform playing loud niggerbabble tiktoks out they phoneHate em I do
finbar rapping through an electronic voice box (a black fella stabbed him in the throat)
kneeled down after paying at the self checkout and received the receipt directly in my gob, gave it a good suck
>>221502684choon tbf
watch the new kenji perhaps
American muffins mog the crappy British ones
The raped rorke theory
>>221502724elaborate
the rape of rorkeing
hate hate hate when the sun's up this earlywish it was winter again
>>221502734>>221502738
>>221502745emo bitch
>>221502703>nick redditmanwont be watching that
>>221502684I guess rorke's cunt's gettin eaten
>>221502768>im a masculine manly man and i think it is really inclusive and tolerant my daughter sells naked pictures of herself on the internet!
at the end of the day rorke is lovable despite his flawscan't say the same for leftypol :/
rorke sitting down and drinking a coffee
King Keir Starmer
Got the original Outer Limits on
*rem voice*ohhh life.... s'nigger
g'day cobbers
>>221502813morn
>>221502791fucking shit screaming roaring
Putting crisps up my bum
>>221502786of coursethis is the actual reason that the rorke jokes are often far more playful - rorke is a good-hearted man, if at times he is misled
rorke making a minor social faux pasleftypol doing something extremely graphic and bent
>>221502833Some size wasn't he
>>221502833you'd think he'd get a new pair of jeans instead of those ones
i have decided to become south african
bradders pooing and screaming and coughing up tonsil stones through his neoliberal teeth while doing a gay porn dance because rorke who was changed by black pussy saw a dish with lots of mayonnaise on it and someone said it looks like elton john FARTED on it when an irish diaspora walks in holding a poo (poo smells lmao) seal who's reciting yhe binble to the ca'berg whilst leftypops and rorkey are going at it but are interrupted by 190's football hooliganism and emmayank sniffing everyone's farts while Candice sings a song in her thick accent and gets her knockers out while sending a freak flying
>darkie sees a driverless car and puts its windows through>car immediately shits the bed and runs a red to get back to baselol
>>221502915
>>221502927wait who tf was that again she was someone good at computers
add pedestrian to the list
>>221502869a penny saved is a penny earned
>>221502927 mad how much sovl those old apple computers had
>>221502934my android security wife>>221502949>"pedestrians could be here" said waymo's reasoning bmodel
>>221502934lauriewired
im a fat bald chopped unc
i'm a tungcel
What are some deanocore films
>>221503005peaky blinders
czechia sounds better than czech republic #sorrynotsorry
rorke shimmying his hips and going "mmm mm mmm!"
>>221503024bent little bastard
>>221503022i take this one seriously because it makes it easier, but türkiye is taking the piss.
>>221503013Someone post that photo of the bloke with the tommy shelby portrait in his house
>>221503033must be leftypol wearing a disguise actually
Wish I were a kid again. Renting movies from Blockbuster, playing Sonic 2 on Sega Genesis, not worrying about cholesterol or being single because it’s 1997 and I’m 9 years old.
wish i had an gf
rorke entering the local store yelling at the paki clerk "types like you should be melted to fill potholes" but it was all a dream cuz he's a pussy irl
>>221503070rorke wouldn't do that
>>221503066alri jeremy clarkson
morning chaps
>>221503060>I suffer in the BahamasFuck off wasteman you live in paradise
>>221503079I hope Quentin is doing well nowadays, I sometimes look at his old stuff and it's quite good
>I suffer in Britain
for some reason a lot of muslims in american military / intelligence force end up defecting, does this happen in the UK?
rorke doing a mortal kombat fatality on his nan
>>221503088You ever heard of the concept of being on holiday?
>>221503110Fuck off Tory you've got enough to go on holiday to the Bahamas
Posting on /brit/ while on a nice sunny beach on a tropical island
what if the bahamas was called the pajamas
>>221503121I’m Emmayank you thicko.
>>221503127if you're already at the beach then you might as well pull up the old /brit/
old chinese proverb: 布拉德利·沃尔什
>>221503101nice arse on her
>>221503152Nonce
having a golden gaytime
>>221503161>you knew which one i meant;)
how do you fellas dance good? ive been trying improve my dance skills
little melt said '.' like posting emma watson on 4chan obsessively makes him a big man
>>221503185Try Google?
>>221503194im bad with computers mate
>>221503079Top is correct thoughever
Bantu Worship (Negrocracy) is essentially the modern form of Christianity and the new religion of the "West". The worship of the lowest. Galatians 3:28.
if westerners weren't so greedy, corrected borders in thirdie countries and helped them develop the world would be much more peaceful today and their wouldn't be that many issues.
>>221503223>>221503228yeah?
>>221503223
>thirdies must live with their own kind to thrive>the west must allow as much biomass as possible to move here
where should i go on holiday
leftypol launching rorke in a rocket ship into spacerorke looking out the window baffled to see that there are no borders on the earth
>>221503267bahamas
>>221503228Better idea. All turdies vanish and Whites settle their countries.Imagine a South Africa that was 100% White.
Dinner? Served
>>221503288what's this
>>221503296beans
Hate nons
>>221503298why they black
>>221503296Frijoles negros
>>221503288https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UttbDHa1uSg
if he’s not shagging I never will be
having a little mental crisis because the bread i got is to wide for the toaster so i had to flip it half way through x
>>221503284who is "white"lemme guess u would wipe out greeks and shit right?
>>221503310Elton John is... the piano man
>>221503304you don’t have black beans in britain?
>>221503313just talk to women it's not hard
>>221503336Literally the hardest thing in the world
>>221503327Yes along with the Irish and the Sicilians
>>221503333ares are ourange x
i wish we had a word like wog. WOP doesn't hit as hard
Cease! Mallet entropy
>>221503325Same
>>221503296https://n.uguu.se/WWKfArtR.MP4will this damned site ever enable sound across all boards?
Er guys I've been here at the pre-arranged /brit/ meetup location for half an hour now and no one's showed up?
>>221503353You probably pronounce it like wahhg anyway
Wohg
cody you're lowkey acting like a wawg dude
alri deano mate you got any new tattoos recently I've just had these random doodles done recently they look mint callum dead mint those no new recent ones but I'm thinking of getting a tattoo of your arse tattoo'd over my own arse 1:1 scale that's lush
need one of them femcel gfs who doesnt acknowledge me, have sex with me, or love mebut occasionally lets me spoon her and pays half the rent
>A college student has died and two people are being treated after cases of meningitis in Reading, Berkshire, the UK Health Security Agency (UKHSA) said.here we go again
>femcelMyth
femcels
Nando's is better in the US
>>221503375meanie
>>221503419realistically you'd be paying the full rent in this scenario. She'd be unemployed and sat around all day in her pyjamas, scrolling and eating.
>>221503419>and pays half the rentwould she though?>>221503427i prefer to think of it as women who can't get husbands (a cohort growing in equal measure to 'lonely men' even though they all think the latter is funny)
>>221503371I'm just waiting for mousey outside his gaff and then we'll be down
dark black niggers from the deepest reaches of the hood
>>221503439>>221503443its my fantasy
Pretty sure the word wog is short for the yank work golliwog so technically wog is a yankism.
what about a wolligog
women have it easier than men
>>221503463ok /r/todayilearned
Art attack
>>221503472oh do be quiet your vile incel CREEP
few things more cringe recently than this fixation on gothsi was a goth back when you'd get things thrown at you by kids and workmen shouting abuse at you
>>221503434i found one of these twitter accounts recently - joined a couple years ago and with tens of thousands of posts alreadythey are every bit as insane as the elliot rodgers, but of course i'm not holding out hope on any psa about them
go on the boy fuck all that fake woke quarantine shite
>>221503480
>>221503463The word Golliwog was invented by a BRITISH woman thoughever
>>221503493just a stand-in term for fit birds with dark hair mate
Anyone else here genuinely love life?I have a decent job, work from home most of the time, my hours are flexible, I own a house, have a wife and a 6 month old, I have no financial stresses and I'm in good health. My hobbies keep me happy and everything is fine the way it is.
madri. mates. hantavirus.
nigga call barney
How's this for a picture book. Are you my nigga? Starring John Wesley Davis, set in an inner city with Renaissance hat jive blacks 1978 in the style of Beatrix Potter Black Human Wesley Davis
>>221503498Burn all the corpses sooner rather than later, I say
Why do rorkes deny the existence of infectious disease?
>>221503510no obviously not you spastic
>>221503508Astaghfirullah
can't believe i've never gotten into a crash given how often i used to drive while basically nodding off on opioids
>>221503518It was originally leftypol who denied the significance of covid
bloke at work keeps on ccing my manager and skip manager AND my skip skip manager in emails to medoes my freaking head in
>have a wife and a 6 month oldCourse you do fella
grooming a disabled duck named frankie
egg
>>221503510I honestly have no will to live anymore
if you're normal i hope you die horribly
Honestly sick of these recent sobriety mongs who talk about the time they used to go out and get drunk once a week like they were George Best. Yes, get sober and healthier if you want but why is everyone so weepy and therapy brained today good grief.
>>221502388Wow, I didn't know about that.
>>221503550>>221503550
>>221502927ok really looks like a man here
Where can a nigga get some fish and chips at this hour
Ethnics be like you'll never understand our culture whitey sometimes our families meet up to share food and drink together!
Dummy peng tings
>>221503564that's bradley walsh mate
rorke and leftypol traveling the silk road
>>221503510Yeh lol
GAMERS RISE UPTOGETHEEEEEEEEEEEEEER *lighting bolts shake the earth*
Need to sniff the brap poot fart stink from Emma Watson’s ass.
every single one of his skits is lol white people are weird or lol white people are weird (in the past)
never had a job or a girlfriend and i'm autistic and mentally ill so yeah x
>>221503590ktim
>>221503590Get well soon aha
>>221503587you are suffering from /pol/ psychosis if you saw the planet of the bass guy and thought this
is it still possible to get remote jobs?I'm hybrid but I still can't stand the days I have to be in the office
>>221503445been on here on and off and I still do not know exactly who he is
>hi guys just randomly coming to tell you I make loads of money, have an amazing life and have a wife and child, but still I’m on /brit/ at 7 o clock in the morningOk mate sure
>>221503603I didn't initially but all his other skits have now lead me to believe that it's a lol aren't european (white) weird
>>221503587He does have a few about jews to be fair like jewish grandma cooking
>>221503610
Leaving here in three days lads
>>221503611it's the only brief window of time I have in between my morning prayers and cryo chamber before I head off to my high-frequency trading CEO job you see
Going toil in a minute
>come off it rorke
>>221503613what about the british rapper onealso it's a white guy making parodies of white people music so chill out
am i supposed to know who that man is
>>221503633Is that Arthur seat
>>221503633the council cubes
>>221503650...yh
>>221503646You don’t know the legend JoB?
would love to violently set upon niko b no offence to him i just don't like his demeanor
>>221503644>it's a white guy
>>221503644No Kyle is jewish he's made it known
>>221503644lol isn't it weird how white British people think they can rap
>>221503668ok didn't know he was a jew but stilldon't think it's an anti white conspiracy to make song parodies x
Pretty accurate
>>221503665Born to be a black rapperForced to be a pasty white boy
>>221503685not a conspiracy, he's just replicating the anti-white humour common among millennial and zoomer mongs like you and his subconscious animus gives him extra incentive x
member understood the Jews aren’t white thing, they clearly are most of them anyway
>>221503687So this is rorke
really just don't understand how to socialise normally, i'd attribute it to autism but i've been professionally tested for that and am not autistic
>>221503665quare face
>>221503695They are wolves in sheeps clothing
>>221503687
>>221503550very trans-coded view on life to have tbqhwy mate, i suggest youj grow up
>>221503554Good point
>>221503695They're quite obviously a distinct ethnic group
>>221503707Ok so you admit they are white though
>>221503678>>221503694Yes rorke the youtube parody man is demoralisation propagandaHis evil attacks on stomp clap hey music will not be forgiven
>>221503723No
>>221503720Just look white too me
>>221503724stomp clap hey music, though genuinely bad, is only mocked because it's strongly white coded
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beta_Israelnever understood the 'jews aren't black' thinghttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaifeng_Jewsnever understood the 'jews aren't chinese' thinghttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bene_Israelnever understood the 'jews aren't indian' thing
>>221503700honestly a lot of it comes down to whether you're genetically ugly or notYou can be well groomed, in good physical shape, showered, shaved, well-intentioned but if you're ugly then people are always going to want to spend their time and attention speaking to someone who is attractive instead of you. The attention and affection of an ugly man means nothing, it's unwanted, actively disliked. People who are attractive are able to build social momentum for free. They start from a privileged position and things just get better and better for them as time goes on purely by their being there, occupying space, giving someone their time and attention. You'll never receive that reaction as an ugly person. I myself am ugly.
>>221503736He's half Swedish mong boy.
>>221503742it's true the lumineers are aryan music and if you make fun of them you are a hideous jew beast
I really want burnham as pmI think he’d be great he would revive the Labour Party and they’d actually stand a chance in 3 years
>>221503762notice how leftypol can never actually address a claim directly, he strawmans as naturally as he breathes
>>221503733Hey, wanna grab a beer?
>>221503759So by your logic he’s half “non white” but somehow ends up looking like the most “white” man ever, funny that
>>221503769because it's retarded to say that the only reason people make fun of that genre is because it's made by white people
>>221503521yeh>>221503556it happens sometimes don't worry about itlike aaron swartz accessing the MIT media lab servers which received donations from epstein, then killing himself in jail before he even got to trial, like epsteinshit just happens sometimes
Do we think it's going to be Jason then
>>221503780You're face blind if you can't see his middle eastern features>>221503781It's mocked because it's seen as excessively white, sorry that you're barely conscious.
>>221503786That's not a tranny is it
starmers britain
>>221503756considered this too but i also know plenty of unattractive people who are good at socialising
Specially military operation incoming
>>221503797Should have been more sensible with her money then
>>221503792How about you point out his Middle Eastern features
>>221503793smartest yank
>>221503797Splash out is a good brit saying. Stealing that
>>221503792whiney little virgin
is emmayank ban evading then? at least i can filter bahamas without cutting off the rest of the yanks I guess
>>221503797She’s 27 years old!
Good morning I hate the UK
yanks be like>cooba
What should one put on his CV if he has no work experience at all despite him approaching his mid 20s aside from his shit GCSE results and no A-Levels as he never did them
>>221503811His nose for one, how close his temple hair is to his eyebrows and the shape of his brow too.
>>221503814I'm going to say not a tranny. The form of her ass looks too female to be a man's form. Even when a tranny has had tons of surgeries that small things give it away like ass form
>>221503828good morning switzerland thank you for posting this twitter screencap
>>221503821lol sry about him the only posters i dislike are emmayank, gingernonce and the Belgium guy
>>22150382853 times britain was a bellend
rorke inventing a formula to calculate how white he is, finding out he's only 70% and committing ritual suicide with a pair of garden clippers
behold, a jew
what do you mean jews aren't white they look just like us
done 2 poos already and a 3rd is threatening me as we speak
>>221503863Wow this guy is clearly NOT white
Shoving biscuits in my mouth as I walk out the door
I'm get up when mumberg leaves for work
>>221503863Some Ashkenazi Jews are up to 70% white so he is potentially 90+% European.
what is the strategic importance of cuba
>>221503859You're brown
twitter is actually such a dogshit website elon has managed to turn an already gay platform even gayer it's unreal
>>221503886
>>221503887Based
>>221503863>Gyllenhaal's father, who was raised as a Swedenborgian, is a Christian[7] of Swedish and English descent and is a descendant of the Swedish noble Gyllenhaal family.[8] His last ancestor to be born in Sweden was his great-great-grandfather, Anders Leonard Gyllenhaal.[9] Gyllenhaal's mother is Jewish,[10][11][12][13] and was born in New York City into an Ashkenazi Jewish family from Russia and Poland.[14][15] Gyllenhaal has said that he considers himself Jewish.[16][17]Only half Jewish, and Ashkenazi Jews are already diluted with European blood anyway.
rorke calculating jake gyllenhaal's ashkenazi dna percentage instead of gaining a clue
>>221503893It's proximity to both the United States and Latin America for one.
>>221503895sup emmet
>>221503911the clue is that one drop is too many
>>221503913it was my understanding that the USA and latin america where already in close proximity
>>221503863must be nice being this handsome
>>221503905Woah Swedenborgians, they're fairly nutty they're not sort of really a proper Christian denomination
I came back 0.3% Morroccon on my ancestry reading
>>221503933how did that happen then
>>221503924Yeah, but Cuba makes it close to Florida too.
Rorkes sisters saliva sample coming back 100% Congolese
so pathetic when people say Jews aren’t white. It’s like a Nigerian saying a Ghanaian isn’t black
>>221503924
>>221503946sup mouldie
>>221503940Says my last full blooded Morroccon relative was from 1000 years ago so a Crusades wife maybe?
>>221503946it's 8am heathermong, go to bed already
>>221503919sup Z'ou Z'ou
>so pathetic when people say Jews aren’t white. It’s like a Nigerian saying a Ghanaian isn’t black
>>221503953>wifemaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaateif it's your ancestry test then it is only tracking your y-dna, in other words only showing your male ancestorsso probably the other way around
>>221503951why are they always so loud in the morning
>>221503951So THIS is rorke
>>221503965lol
>>221503947Having between 30% to 50% percent middle Eastern DNA makes you not white. Get over it.
>>221503940kidnapped slave who got returned maybe
>>221503951oh my days rorke settle down
>>221503975middle easterners are from the caucasus and so are white people
>>221503967No, they're autosomal
>>221503983profoundly retarded post
>>221504008>>221504008>>221504008
>>221503983The term Caucasian comes from inaccurate outdated science. You don't consider middle easterners white so I accept your concession.
