tung
ishowspeed
that's a n
great another nigger thread full of niggers
ts probably funny as hell
I’m 36 and I shag twinks. They love me.
my kind of woman
fire the rape missiles
>>221507090>tsProbably one of the worst wogisms zoomers have picked up
>>221507090well it just means i'm all ears doesn't it
rorkes piece
>>221507104i don’t know what the fuck we’re gonna do bros i really don’t
sir i show people parts of me that are best kept private
>>221507040Never doubt Rorkesführer, Juan Tamale
>>221507116its givingtype shiton godno capzoomerisms go kinda hard icl
>>221507104she shags Rorke on the lowdown
thinking about how i messed up a relationship with what could have been the love of my life, all because i'm an autistic sperg who doesn't know how to talk to women
>>221507119fart nigga
>>221507146Alright fuck yeah you're right but you don't have to do me in front of the whole thread like that
remember I shagged some bint and she asked me if I had any "problematic political opinions" before she let me shag
rorke reminiscing
>>221507176Thas alri we're amigos. Rorke & Jose are bros.
>>221507148Zoomerisms are either taken from American blacks or gay/drag culture (which in turn takes everything from black women) So if you like your culture and language to resemble that of the American ghetto then sure
https://youtube.com/watch?v=u6ckfLirSAM
omg that finland entry into eurovision is so fkn good, easy 12 points
does ts mean this?
Crazy to think your country was respectable onceI know I'm one to talk but still
>>221507180she knew you did but just wanted to hear a people pleasing “no” to excuse herself. Women cannot resist big far right cock
>>221507180and what did you say rorke?
>>221507146imagine getting killed by some faggot named Dirlewanger lmao
>>221507209this shit
>>221507214still is lad, check the global rankings we're 4th
My sex life has been in the fucking bin lately. Wifeberg has consecutively had a concerningly late period caused by a chest infection, followed by a long chest infection and now a period. Yeah she's having a rough time but I haven't had my dick in her for coming up to three weeks. If I wanted to go that long without sex I wouldn't have got married in the first place, it's part of the agreement. AND it's my birthday this weekend, her ailments better clear up so I can stick myself in at least two of her holes.
>>221507209transexualite
>>221507233get her blacked
>>221507220I said no as there's nothing problematic about being pro-white
>>221507221You're a black hunter of another kind Brucie.
>>221507233why would her being on her period change anything my gf wants sex even more than me when shes on the blob
>>221507170In yookay just having this picture saved on your computer would be enough to put you in jail
>>221507146imagine telling someone about your job>"hey bro what do you do for work?">"i'm in The Dirlewanger Brigade"FUCKING KEK
Well then Rorke, Palantir not so bad now is it?
some cringe incels on today
>>221507245Not bloody likely ya soft cunt
>>221507258better to just tell them 'rape'
girl at work talks to me like im not a virgin freak
>>221507271yeah you lol
>>221507253Yeah mine doesn't, never fancied it. Shed rather give me a blozza or swift handie but the aforementioned illness has put a stymie to that. Tbf the incessant coughing probably would be distracting.
sending the 'top back
>>221507292bro..
I love you
lovely women being lovely
Need advice /brit/Should I pay full fees for a PhD at a top uni overseas or defer for a chance (no guarantee) at scholarship funding next year?In a very Chinese time of my life
>>221507292sent that freak flying
>>221507267I'm a pro-palantir rorke
tetrahedron bradley with rotating zesty monkey prism
>>221507267slapping a big old plaster on the problem instead of addressing the cause. and we all know what that is
>>221507267Not a fan of the surveillance state but I'm sure these 30 odd palantir shares are going to make me bitcoin rich in a couple decades when they're running the global social credit system
>>221507311get your arse blacked
>>221507325fodey monkey
>>221507307dos beeros please love
>>221507267I thought Leftypol was the one who famously didn't like PalantirI think live facial recognition and tracking is very concerning, but it's difficult to argue with resultsNo doubt it confirms what we all already knew, which is that nons are the main perpetrators of these sorts of crimes, so rather than having facial recognition systems in place we could just get rid of all nons and knock out a couple more birds with the same stone
start doing this
>>221507267sounds like it might have a negative bias against our important ethnically diverse population
>>221507311>studying past year 10haha what a fucking idiot! haha dumb cunt
>>221507367Tradies names don't get remembered
>>221507362is this that famous 'gay porn dance' people go on about here?
<- start doing this
>>221507380Very cringe post this, hope you remember it when you're on your deathbed having done nothing of note
where's Diego
>>221507380>tradieworse, i'm a machine operator. funny you think your name will get mentioned anywhere other than your gravestone lulz
>Some cultures have produced vital advances; others remain dysfunctional and regressive. All cultures are now equal. Criticism and value judgments are forbidden. Yet this new dogma glosses over the fact that certain cultures and indeed subcultures . . . have produced wonders. Others have proven middling, and worse, regressive and harmful.I'm meant to hate this?
>>221507359leftypol loves overreaching big brother government meddling in every aspect of your lifeuntil it dismantles some of his worldview delusions (see police bodycams in the usa - leftists loved the idea until every criminal being recorded was black) then he'll campaign against it so he can continue burying his head in the sand
>>221507396>>221507405Isaac Newton should've been a brickie
everyone stand back, im a doctor! … of philosophy.*crowd erupts into violent laughter*
>>221507400oh hell no that monkeys gay as hell!!
smoke a faggot once a day
>>221507426Might have been able to build a roof over his head so he didn't keep getting brained by falling apples
>>221507400rorkes bird
>>221507311everyone I know with a phd is poorit genuinely isn't worth it
my name is harry dresden mother fuckeropen the goddamn dooror i will end you
Erogenous zones must be like how tickles are where it only works if someone else is touching you because I'm rubbing my nipples sensually and hardly getting aroused from it
pirating a game from the pirate bay bit scared it might be virally infected with a virus but we shall see
>>221507449little bit racist
>>221507459gemmy gemmy gemmy
>>221507443Chortled at this one>>221507456Not everyone wants to drive a forklift until they're 70
>>221507311i have a PHD... a Pretty Huge Dick ;)
>>221507459I got in early on this guy and said he was like Mousey but no-one else knew about the video so it did no business at all But he does look exactly like how I'd imagine Mousey
get some /brit/ kino postedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mKYxx6i55o
the man did a walk outside lets spam his every video for the next 5 years
>>221507498you think wasting 8 years at uni is going to retire you early?
>>221507510where can i get a shirt like the one hes got on? what do i search up
hows your sister?
>>221507489whats racist about rorke dating a black chick
i have a lot of money but still can't get any fanny
>>221507456My mate's got a PhD and he's doing very well for himselfHe's a scientist, probably with a big coat and goggles
>>221507507mousey is a spineless 130lb cowardeven i could bully mousey
>>221507456>>221507456My sister has a PhD in microbiology and makes somewhere between 80 and 90k, which is a damn sight more than I make with my garbage degree. People I know with stupid PhDs like in "Jewish American literature" are stuck in the permanent 30k trap despite the massive debt. Also that guy is a knob.
>>221507359>>221507420He's specifically against Palantir because it's being implemented in are NHS which is a sacred cow which must not be touched by any outside companies and must be allowed to run itself into the ground though incompetence and bureaucracyHe claims it's about private companies having access to health records but that's a cover
>>221507536looks like linen
>>221507533No but at least it might get me a nice job beyond stacking bricks and inhaling silicon dust.
ahh, manna from heaven
>>221507555maybe it's different in the UK but scientists don't get paid much here
i will do any drug besides alcohol
im gay
>>221507311NEVER pay for your own PhDfind a funding agency
my sister married the guy she met at 17, so never had a proper whore phase, doesn't even have an Instagram or anythingWish she'd post some swimsuit pics or something but she's just not like that
>>221507584*hands you a balloon of jenkem gas*
>>221507255And I'm proud to be an American Where at least I know I'm free
>>221507584Have you done xanax I want to do it for a upcoming job interview
reminder that you won’t be getting your twenties back and that’s the time of your life
>>221507558>garbageFOY
*a pipe organ begins to play from upstairs*That's odd.... no one should be up there...
I’ve been involved in many girls whore phase and its fantastic they’re game as a badger after being with some boring bastard for years
>>221507614>well im 31 now so what am i meant to do crawl up into a whole and die? is that waht you want yeah? you disgusting man
>>221507559To be fair to him, Palantir probably shouldn't have the entire country's health records
i need to get into shape bro
>>221507630This has piqued my interest, go on.
kill all women
leftypol escorting ai sympathisers to the unalive chamber
>>221507603I used to do that with valium and it tended to work pretty well. Very similar drugs that and xanax. These days I use phenibut because it's a bit more social, makes you chattier with them while also melting away social issues. And a benefit is you can get it on the clearnet. Don't get addicted to any of them though, if you suffer from anxiety they make life too easy but the withdrawal is BRUTALNever more than twice a week, I speak from a lot of experience.
>>221507603are you really so scared you need drugs for a job interview?
back from the haircut with the fit zoomer girl, made her laugh twice and she said my new trim looked "classy"
>>221507645do this
penisbutt
>>221507663classy is a dreaded word lol
rorke raping and executingleftypol grape emojing and unaliving
>>221507614my twenties sucked. from 0 to 21 was the only time that i have nostalgia for
>>221507667Fat bastard just got a tan lol
>>221507645Give up the VB and go to Summer Bay and surf
been seeing exberg again and it's been fun but I fear she expects us to get back together
>>221507603had a prescription for it once but i prefer clonazepam, lasts longer
>>221507663once had a hairdresser run her fingers through my hair and tell me how lovely and thick and full it was and it felt very goodstarting to bald now though so that'll never happen again
>>221507644Why?
>>221507695if you don't want to get back together why bother to keep in touch
burn niggers alive in a cauldron of sulfuric acid
we demand a sacrifice rorke
>>221507645Assuming you're not horrendously overweight, it would take around 6 weeks of a good diet and light weightlifting to get a body like this.
>>221507712I like shagging her you see
>>221507717This guy goes hard lol
>>221507657Thanks so much for this>>221507661Yep it’s pathetic
>>221507727Imagine she's the most annoying cunt in the room at any moment
>>221507746until you walk in seething about how women won't shag you
well right then
i've done loads of drugs in excessive quantities including lots of opioids and benzos but i've never been physically dependent on any of them, reckon doctors should just write me prescriptions for anything i ask for because i get all the benefits with zero risk and the pharma jews get to profit, everyone wins
>>221507707yeah she does that a lot, comments on how quickly its grown etc. This is her btw
>>221507723i lifted for 6 weeks a couple months ago but im a skinny malnourished weakling and i got nowhere close to that, probably didnt eat enough
>>221507753that's him done
a woman once joked to me about her massive clit and I really had no words for such vulgarity
Whats the name of the cute chudjak variant? I cant find it rn
>>221507727looks like a nob and balls
>>221507727labia too darkoversized clitoristattoosugly face-5/10 not even if i was drunk
ironic how most women's lives revolve around men
>>221507727they them thussy hits differnet
>>221507763Yeah started replying to it but had to accept I've been done, will just shut up and fuck off now. Warmest regards.
right well that's me sent into the stratosphere
remember apple released that five grand vr headset and it bombed so hard you forget t haha
>>221507727She's fucked every race of ding
right, well then, that's.... something? isn't it,,
>>221507808everything is something
get rorke raped
Tesco click and collect ordered for 1pm, but I'm hungry and want a beer now. Quite a conundrum.
janberg is slacking it seems, not earning his pay is he
thinking about all those faps i had to jennifer lawrence's nudes
is Primer (2004) a good movie?
>>221507832I've watched it twice and I still don't have a fucking clue what happens in it
>>221507823im going to do some lifts then get myself off to the shop for a bottle of voddy and get my long weekend off to a startprost!
>>221507794
This is peak. It's probably also ai
>>221507832yeah but you need to watch sanding before and painting after
>>221507832no watch love and death (1975) instead
>>221507824let the lad finish his wank first
>>221507712have u ever heard of sex mate
>>221507852It is 100% AI
>>221507850Smart idea that, I went to the gym yesterday so I don't have to do anything today. Might run the hoover round. Going to meet some mates at pub in the evening so good idea to get a healthy head start
>>221507875ronke
ai needs to be more lgbti inclusive
>>221507884doesn't exist
>>221507886My wank folder can't all be fake guy
>>221507884no I'm a khv, hence why I'm posting on /brit/ on a Friday morning
Cockmogs me! is a really funny gimmick that I enjoy
>>221507887im doing all my weekend jobs now so that i can be shithoused tomorrowthat's the thinking man's way of livinglaundry going, get the house tidy, get the weights lifted, then >pic related
>>221507832it's painfully overrated by tv mongs
oh i am laughing uncontrollably, please god help me
I like spending time with my ex but reality is I'm a lone wolf drake type of fella and no woman can contain me
>>221507910I’m an oversexed lad and I’m here on a Friday morning too, funny old world
2 hour office toil out of the way x
>>221507863haha
But seriously, is there a single reason why all nons- on Earth shouldn't go?
fucking light was on the oven but the temperature wasnt on FUCKS SAKEfuckign chipsp are still frozen
>>221507949one way or another they will...
Wooing Candice and marrying her then getting her shagged and naming our first-born boy Rorke and go down in /birt/ history
Need to shag an Indian bird NOW!!!
>>221507949your mum would lose her bbc supply
>>221507960classic blunder
*throws up a gang sign*
>>221507921https://youtu.be/aQJbJmKSIZk
>>221507963Racismlado/
>>221507949you are not white
>>221507960Perfect opportunity for you to throw them away and get something healthy to eat instead.
I can make you into whatever I want you to be.
>>221507950thought this was a pair of enormous breasts from the thumbnail
you have no authority here jackie weaver
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9cViIsTarwchuune~
I'm actually not that happy with this haircut to be brutally honest but she's so fit I'll let it slide
>>221508013thats a female asian humanoid
think donnie brasco (1997) is the only well-known mafia film i haven't seen yet
>>221508023never had a good haircut in my life
>>221508023Send it and blur your face
lunch is sorted
>>221507966I’ve done this but she made me wear a bastard condom I tried my best to get in raw but she wasn’t having it. Was decent anyway
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Forgive and forget? Fuck no I'm talking about a revolution
>>221508030only mafia type films ive seen are a history of violence (2005) and mystic river (2003)
wish they'd stop fannying about and just fully legalise weed already. don't want to have to call up some sketchy bloke with tattoos who will make me sit in his house and listen to korn any time i want some zaza
I would just like to show this chart to everyone who mocks London
>>22150804360 quid for that? not badcould stick it in the frezer and just gnaw bits offwould probabyl last you a month
been with an Indian girl before who was promised to marry someone and had to save her virginity. She sucked my knob and I ate her fanny and she came on my face and i rubbed my dick along her hole without actually going in, a very frustrating time desu
My pen f has arrived brit
>>221508069they only take away freedoms here, they don't grant new ones
>>221508074what am i looking at?
>>221508090Giving you a you anyway good one
>>221508089mental she'll tell her arranged marriage husband she's still a virgin and will think she isn't even lying
>>221508090I like the retro aesthetics, it looks like a camera you could have bought in 1970
>>221508097they are on the precipice of legalising weed tbf, they started allowing medical weed a few years ago and now they've decriminalised a lot of drugs in canberra
>>221508074right that’s funny and all but ours probably looks far worse
>>221508110she’s not lying tbf but she’s done every other thing possible
>>221508090ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DICKHEADS TOO
>>221508039I think she took too much off the top but its always so hard to tell when they hold up some hair with their fingers and go "this much?"
there are slicies and there are slushies
nth for the holodem
>>221508090>mft
>>221508089
>>221508023getting my haircut at lunch had to have a tactical wank in the disabled toilet in toil to avoid getting erect when my fit hairdresser runs her fingers through my hair or does the scalp massage thing after shampooing it
>>221508102>Starmer: I picked the wrong day to quit amphetamines
>>221508117rules for politician's kids aren't for you
eurovision tomorrow lads, are we HYPED/?
my mates do stuff without me everyday and when i ask them if they want to do something they ignore me or say they have other plansthese are literally my only mates and i've known them for 3 years
>>221508127It's fine lad
>>221508156why dont all transes look like that
>>221508157time to take a hint lad
>>221508123she's not lying on a technicality at bestyou know her neeky husband would chop her head off if he found out
>>221508169what? like blokes in shit makeup?
>>221508121less nonsmore Europeans and Americans
>>221508140I'm always terrified I'll start blushing which has been known to happen when I talk to fit girls but thankfully it hasn't happened (yet)
>>221508169filters dont work in real life
>>221508156bit sad that his idea of a romantic date is getting shagged in a car by a closeted gay lad
if anyone needs me i'll be at the park x
>>221508179I know lad, we’re still friends on Facebook and she posts pictures with her Indian husband and I think your wife had a spasm attack orgasm on my face fella
>>221508074explains why manchester stopped making good music
>>221508158th-thanks
>>221508196not gay at all to shag a trans queen
dickhead with a camera
>>221508182if you wouldnt let him suck your willy youre gay
a greater vessel approaches
>>221508090>FEMINIST
>>221508184still grim desu, wish they’d realise that they aren’t obligated to renew visas and that most citizens wouldn’t act against a significant reduction in extensions/continued provision of permits
>>221508172genuinely might crashout soon and have a go at them for being cunts
>>221507090>i have to ask you something, got a minute?>im all ears>nevermind
you're not better than me just because you have a camera you cunt
>>221508212gay>>221508221gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ado90kMT_FMthis is the shit i watch and actually enjoy
anyway I think I might attempt an imagination wank while I can still smell the barber lass's perfume on me, in a bit fellas
>>221508209no need to get gay and coy and give me a rock solid erection over it, just a compliment about a haircut settle down
>>221508043>£63And they're selling me a few hundreds grams of the stuff for a tennerTake the pissTake the royal piss
now i have to buy a camera to be better than this cunt ffs
bastard I would fucking end you and your camera and smash it on the ground and break it
this is rorke, this is what he looks like.
>>221508262jawline mogs me
>>221508127you very obviously cut your own hair
>>221508116It's quite an old camera tbf they stopped making them five or so years ago
>>221508262>scouse browsoh my days
just did an exceptionally smelly and messy poo just now.the homosexuals delight
/brit/.... we need to talk....
>>221508228Manchester is a lot more British in older generations but in the under-20 demographic London is more British if they stopped renewing visas it would only really affect EU migrants, not any of the people with ILR... overall would probably be a net negative as they tend to positively contribute to the economy
do what i want to do until i die
big hairy pooey mens arses
>>221508283all the reform lads I see are strong and huge and have peng gfs so I know you’re capping
>>221508296are you joking? I struggle to evently trim my facial hair, wouldn't dream of attempting a full haircut
>>221508338
>>221508090love love LOVE the "FEMINIST" sticker on your laptop
>>221508338Just horrible stuff like this actually happens, it's like segregation in the American south
Hey guys, this is a serious request. I work in a dentist’s office and the dress code is scrubs. I’ve noticed my “friend” is pretty protuberant in softer materials. One of the staff members in the office made a comment the other day about me being “excited” and glanced down at my genital region, so I think it’s time i address this. I was not excited, I just have a pronounced bulge. I’m used to wearing pretty stiff chinos that hide my bulge, but I need some extra “manpower.” Does anyone else have this problem? And if you do, can you please provide recommendations to hide my genital in flimsy materials?
>>221508338why would you put signs on the toilets at school that say men and women? wouldn't boys and girls or simply male and female be more appropriate since it's a school and most of the people around aren't adults?
>>221508363finally someone mentioned it for him, unless you're just replying to yourself now
>time for that circumcision rorke
not reading that nonsense desu
>>221508341im sorry it looks okay at first glance but you should not go back to her she completely fucked it around your ears and it's all uneven
>>221508387they also have the male/female symbol but they want to be extra clear for the propaganda video
nevertheless I do have my bum out
>>221508400vile oriental
might grow sideburns and a moustache and start wearing a denim jacket
cut it close
>>221508400Why are they so cute? What do they smell like? Are they ever attracted to gaijin without being mentally ill?
>>221508415fuck off otto rorke
>>221508338Was hoping it would cut to them plapping his bussy
>>221508427Not a fan of the mouth broomshe's not even really trying to sweep with it
new>>221505710
rorkeman
>>221507991Back to Singh Horton's poojeet
execute those who link the old
>>221508435theyre cute because they dont age quickly and have good skindont really smell of anythingall women are mentally ill
>>221508409look guy, even if what you're saying is true (I sense you're just trying to mess with me) I'll take an average haircut from a gorgeous bubbly 19 year old over a great haircut from a boring old bloke any day
>>221508468done me
>>221508468bastard
>>221508468not exactly the new though is it
>>221508487you will never be white
Right well that's another £20 wasted on slots
>>221508502im not trying to fuck with you and that is fair enough just trying to be desu
>>221508537mong
>>221508537retard
current>>221507065
>>221508570>>221508570>>221508570
>>221508537based
>>221508569>>221508569
