de blob subedition
feelin like a freak on a leash
quite like when the entire thread devolves into shitflingingseems to always happen around the 200 post mark
>>221516372i'm not rich. i'm broke as shit. my parents do alright though and paid for my tuition.
fart shit
https://youtube.com/shorts/yt4BYAfEUpM?si=hDuxyan8wHEmN0wihas anyone actually been to Shawarma Hutis it any good
>>221516360I'm lazybut I might buy another £500 of Premium Bonds x
how was he supposed to know rape is bad?
why is everyone’s flat/room so smelly all the timeopen a window blud
the number 0 was invented to describe rorkes sex life
>>221516422well i hope he enjoys deportation after a 20 years in the slammer
>>221516372scholarship for maths (i won a competition in the uk)
>>221516153whats a current account? like a checking account?
>>221516439southern hemisphere freaks
toil done for the weekf*ck the bastards
pov: might get tacos for din dins
>>221516409kek if your parents can pay for your tuition at an American university you are definitely rich
>>221516336nah it was just voice, I won't go into the context but rest assured it was an actual womanit was just horrific though I felt bad for her like I felt bad for having taken up her time by being such a soulless boring cretin. Makes my skin crawl just thinking back on how polite she was with me despite me being a total fucking loser. It really, really ran home the notion that I shouldn't ever speak to people because I'm too weird and too far gone.
>>221516439im sure there have already been extreme winters since 1877
more like shit
too many replies to the old thread the past is the past lads we need to move on
>>221516479have a day off spaino
black pussy DENIED
>>221516439>since the recorded history
doing gay things x
quickdraw janny
>>221516468Mate…
pov: on the cans me
eurovis tomorrow so fucking hypeeeeeeee getting all me votes in for finland x
good mroning brib hows it foing
>>221516499twitter is now 87% slum dwelling thirdie shitskins posting absolute slop because they get paid to do so
>>221516457The account we use to pay for daily things like food shopping, bills etc. Also your wage / salary gets paid in there. If you're a white man you'll have a float of a couple thousand quid in there (but any excess you'd save or invest). If you're brown or a woman then it's usually in the overdraft.Then we have separate accounts for saving or investing. Some current accounts also offer perks but you have to pay monthly for them, I don't bother with that shite I just use a free one.
farage and his merry band of fascists want all of you sucking big juicy willies for a living
>>221516409my dad told me hed pay for my uni but decided against it. didnt care because hed just got divorced so the house was being remortgaged, but then he got remarried and immediately started spending more money than he had ever spent at any point in my life. spent 18 years wearing the same set of clothes every day and staring at the wall for entertainment thinking that everybodys well-off parents were just cheap because they were saving for their kids university fees, and it turns out he just didnt really care about me. felt horrible
>>221516555dude, not cool
i seasoned the lamb leg with cumin, paprika, and dried thyme. the aroma is restrained but deliberate, earthy, warm, expensive in a way most people wouldn’t understand. it’s the sort of thing you prepare while ´the weekend´ plays quietly in the background. i like the weekend because there’s something reassuring about music that sounds emotionally damaged but remains impeccably produced. i think pitchfork once described it as ´decadence engineered for lonely people with good taste´ which, honestly, feels accurate
>>221516492how much do you get paid for posting about him?
>>221516535developed my despair at the third world destruction of the internet during my youtube jannie daysit's so much worse in their own circles
can't imagine how grim UK tacos arebet they use flour tortillas
>>221516563Best part of this is when he’s an old man he’ll be begging to see you and be in your life again and you get the pleasure of telling him to fuck off
Leftypol mate you're killing the west
>>221516611yeah you'll need to hook us up with those taco bell tacos some time Cody I hear they really hit the spot then make you shit yourself or something that sounds ideal
>>221516611yh we do
>>221516611making my own cunt. corn tortillas.
how do I do this
>>221516528imagine i replied to this post with a limpwrist.jpeg
Current Account: £14kFixed Rate Bonds: £11kStocks and Shares ISA: £28kCash ISA: £52kLifetime ISA: £14.5kPremium Bonds: £1kPension: £19.5kyou?
genuinely reckon the workings of my knob might defy physics, simply impossible that something so small and pathetic can buff up to a sizeable corey just doesnt make sense
>>221516611we have on mexican restaurant here its not good at all, everything just has a lot of cumin, that's what they think mexican food is. Also inside it's full of cacti and sombreros. The waitresses are cute though.
>>221516651looksmaxx
>>221516651hang yourself till failure
right but what does this *actually* mean amazon?
>>221516608it's not enough that material reality is crumbling around us, we have to lose what little entertainment we have left toojust not on
someone check on gerwyn price he might’ve killed himself after the recent news
raining outside, in maysickens me
>>221516563why lie? you were entitled to a maintenance loan like everyone elseyou just know this poster is indian larping here
>>221516653not arsed x
>go to London >no white people anywhere >half the people can't speak English >petty street criminals that look like they're straight from a shite BBC drama series everywhere >more halal shops, Indian clothing shops, etc than you'd see in Islamabad fucking hell
>>221516611flour tortillas taste better and have a better texture.
not a single shred of british culture in this thread so far…
whats a good vampire movie lads? want to watch one tonight
>>221516691they deliver up to like 10PMimagine delivering parcels at 10PM on a friday night couldn't be me
mental how doomed and evil mankind iswe unironically need Christ to come back
>>221516727The Lost Boys
>>221516727Blade
>>221516727not sure x
>>221516717trvke
> James Bond: Search for new 007 officially kicks off as auditions beginPlease be idris Elba to make rorke seethe
>>221516727twilight :PP
>>221516716leftypol ecstatic about it becoming more conservative, religious, and a traditional for some reason
>>221516730hope it's sooner rather than later because i'm about to get boozed and i'm supposed to give the delivery person a code
>>221516739blade and blade 2 are my favourite movies
>>221516736also this
>>221516717nah
Sir, they've invaded Exeter.
>>221516614meh, wouldve preferred to have a father as a kid but i suppose i can cope with this>>221516706i still went to uni retard, i just ended up with 27k of debt instead of being debt free and the realisation that i was an unwanted child
>>221516716Which part of London were you in?
>>221516755>watching James Bondyou little neek ahahah
i dont want to do anything at all ever
>>221516727let the right one in
Scrotedem
>>221516763didn't know they did codes for amazon deliveries although I haven't ordered anything from there for a long time tbf
>>221516783so what spastic? you pay based on your income so you're not "in debt" in the normal sense
>>221516795based
>>221516766Mad how black peepo never mention it when they cry about a lack of good black superhero characters
>>221516808i think it's only some items
think i will watch midnight mass
>>221516795what about poo
>>221516717objectively wrong on so many levels
Rorke going to London and feeling alienated because the people around him actually have jobs, and social lives, and romantic partners
going to be posting my uniqlo haul here on /brit/ at 7pm sharp x
>>221516789saw it on twitter
>>221516734
>>221516778redpill me on the west country, is it charming soulful white like the town in hot fuzz (minus the murder conspiracy) or grim backwards shithole white
how about james bunda and he got a big arse
>>221516828mm that's a very good show I enjoyed it I think you will enjoy it as well x
alk to the windMy words are all carried awayI talk to the windThe wind does not hearThe wind cannot hear
pretty sure its like 3am in australia whys bro posting still
>>221516846bit of both
>>221516778the countryside is to them like garlic to vampires *nods to vampire movie lad*as long as we don't build new estates out here, they're the last bastion of whiteness
>>221516651you must smash your jawbone with a hammer
>>221516846it's the last british place in britain
>>221516846both
>>221516829love pooing desu
mate just messaged me out of nowhere asking me how many wanks i have per daybear in mind i ask them to go for drinks and they ignore my messagesonly wants to message to take the piss
don't forget to clock in and clock out lads
>>221516863because hes a jobless incel that doesnt have any reason to wake up early in the morning, just like YOU (and me)
>>221516808It’s only for expensive items so you can’t claim the driver didn’t give you it and get a refund even though you got it
>>221516894and i bet you'll respond like a good little bitch
>>221516856yay
>>221516894you: done
Oh, Liverpool are playing tonight. That's why Spaino is acting out.
>>221516863it’s an English neek on a vpn it’s one of his characters
>>221516789All over the shop mate but let me tell you it was like a foreign country, totally alien culture the whole place. Tower Hamlets was probably the worst.
>>221516863mummy doesn't let you stay up past bedtime does she x
Years ago I shared a taxi with some dude from England and he was talking about some dumb guy from the UK and I said "Where is he from Essex" and he shat his pants laughing. What's the deal with Essex, why is it the joke place?
>>221516894doesnt sound like a mate at all
we're a trans inclusive community
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0w4c0o0rHw
aussies after mumberg tells them to go to sleep be like "nawr!"
>>221516936posted the ugly ahh trannies award
rorke has a girlfriend and he hates that bitch
yeah exeter is cooked bruh frfrthis is the only viable city in the west country if you want a decent job and it's a shit hole as well now
>>221516934Britain is the most transphobic nation in Europe more or less, in terms of legal rights for trans people. We're on par with Albania and Romania for trans rights.
hello nathan
/brit/ is a trans general
>>221516929deano breeding ground
>>221516922go have a look at tower hamlets new council
>>221516934>>221516936trannies are a bit old hat, no?
>>221516549oh ok so it's the equivalent of a yank checking account>money market account: £12k>retirement account (401k): £400k>retirement account (IRA): £120k>investment account: £380k
mumberg isn't home yetgetting hungry ffs, might just order a 'zza
>>221516969>Britain is the most transphobic nation in Europenot even close
North Sentinel Island, what is their stance on the trans issue?progressive, one must assume
>>221516964website link?
i'm sorry that's happening to you, i know how difficult this can be
>>221516929we laugh as a defence mechanism when we're stuck with boring bastards
friendship is bollocks anywayit’s mostly just killing time with each other until one of you gets a gf and then ditches the other
making a nice pico de gallo x
>>221516995what about your superfag backdoor roth IPA
>>221517001if not, they'll have to be re-educated
>>221517003https://www.ons.gov.uk/census/maps/choropleth/identity/ethnic-group/ethnic-group-tb-6a/white?oa=E00180263
>>221516982Right so apparently these are the councillors for Tower Hamlets. How very British.
>>221516981don't know what that means >>221517013NOW WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT MATE?
https://i.4cdn.org/tv/1778861960444319.webm
>>221517001well they're brown so they must be inherently anti-racist pro-lgbtq progressives. or at least thats what leftypol keeps telling me
>>221516909i told him not as many as him and called him gay for asking>>221516932yeah he's a cunt with a huge ego
>>221516964Go West young man.Falmouth, Truro, St Austell, Bodmin, Scorrier.They all beckon.Adventure awaits.
Just bought a telly for my bedroomGoing to put it at the bottom of my bed so I can watch some telly in bed>>221517035twin tower hamlets
>>221517039whose point of view
>>221517039indian brained retards groaning and clapping their hands at this
>>221516964The Wessex Has Fallen
>>221517035me in the back (unlocked character)
>>221517060
>>221517052
>>221517051getting a job is hard enough as it is, just not enough opportunities for me that's why i work in london
>>221517039too old
why did he do it
>>221517015literallyproblem is that most of my mates have gfs and take the piss out of me for getting no action with women when we finally meet up after they ignore my messages for weeks
did a think
just what in gods name is going on in here?!
takes the piss
cheadle… has risen
And Canslad?He just went and spent money on SupreGrok like a fucking proper madlad
>>221517099seems like a well socialized member of society
rorke-coded shows:>traffic cops>police interceptors>border force>can't pay we'll take it away
Why doesn't anyone combine leftist economics and progressive social values with a strict anti-immigration policy?Kill billionaires, ban landlords, nationalise everything, full trans rights, and kick all the Islamic fundementalist Somalians and Pakistanis back out.
>>221517099some posters really need their brains extracted and put in vats of green science fluid to be studied
>>221516153>>221516995for me itsCurrent Account/cash: £91kStocks and Shares ISA: 143kLifetime ISA: £23kPremium Bonds: £50kPension: £88kGIA: 71kCrypto: 8knet worth: ~470k
>>221517051i'm in truro and there's fuck all jobs herebusinesses are all dying
date night fit
wyippo love their safe, clean, law-abiding societies lol
this is what britain used to be about man ffs
did you know that a lot of indians use speech to text when searching stuff online which is why their searches on stuff like amazon and youtube are even more fucked because they're just spurting out whatever is rattling around in their little minds
>>221517137
>>221517106rorke standing guard around it (its not even his)
>>221517137Where the FUCK is your hair?
>>221517147stepping into this ring and advancing my Herblore to level 4
cheadledee and cheadledum
>>221517137Er, footwear?
>>221517152i look like this and do this
>>221517111oh to be a little gnome with a funy hat...
time team is the best show ever made
>>221517127>Kill billionaires, ban landlords, nationalise everythingneed it>full trans rightskeep it
>>221517147i went to the largest stone circle in Britain recently. very powerful place
>>221517137looking good mate dogberg will be pleased
>>221517127There's one guy ISGP but he's literally banned from everything. https://isgp-studies.com/
>>221517137alri megamind
>>221517161did we ever find out why he was walking towards the camera
>>221517133 >>221516153why do you all have like 30 cash/investment accounts? i have 20+ credit cards but those are for a purpose
https://youtu.be/v2c5QHtgFxY
>>221517133how old are you
>>221517137nigga sleeps on an inflatable bed
>>221517032>-11pp ten year changemy areas down to 70% white in 2021, and thats not even including the hundreds of east asians that moved into all the recently developed housing for some reason
>>221517187which one is that? looking at megaliths and stuff from neolithic britain fills me with a very special feeling
>>221517206widely debunkedhe was walking backwards to get in position before the timer snapped
its friyay!
>>221517106Another way to think about it is that if your take-home salary was £1,000,000/month and you earned that salary every month since birth then it would take you 84 years to become a billionaire.
birmingham lmaooo i didn't realise it was THIS bad
>>221517223Avebury
get all the 'malians imported, get the 'banians in on small boats, get the 'sques built, and so forth
>>221517208this is our national anthem, live and learn ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zZaLyKCuno
it diego day!!!but no diegs :(((
>>221517137weird waist those jeans are not doing him any favours
neoliberal bull logging in
>>221517231not true because you'd be investing it and even the worlds safest investments would produce enough interest that you'd be a billionaire long before then
>>221517233more muslim than most muslim countries lol
>>221517227screng
>>221517249
>>221517242been blacked to death im afraid
>>221517259um no how are you going to open a bank account when you're 1 month old you can't even walk you fucking idiot
>>221517133>Current Account/cash: £91kbased>Premium Bonds: £50kHow much do you win per year on average?
>>221517242got arrested for sexual assault
>>221517240Pink Floyd really gone down since last I saw them
>>221517233leftypol chuffed everyone there is ultra religious, ultra conservative, and ultra traditional. all his favourite things
neoliberal teeth chomping in
>>221517289so you go from 1 - 84 with nothing inbetween do you mongboy
>>221517207with ISAs all gains are tax free but you can only add 20k to them a yearS&S ISA is like an investment accountLifetime ISA is meant for buying a house - goverment tops up 25% for pound you addCash ISA is for mongsGIA is a normal investment accountprivate pensions and SIPPs are like an investment accounts but you can only access them 10 years before state pension age, but you get tax benefits for contributing to them - usually people salary sacrifice into a pension which means you effectively get a tax cut on the money you earn that goes into there>>22151721231 x>>221517291>How much do you win per year on average?varies - last month was 375 quid get in, usually its only 25 or nothing
more like blue (in the face due to asphyxiation) floyd
rorkeypops rocks!
>>221517249turn sky sports on
his name is David Paulden
24 months of consistent growth6 interest rate cuts Uk stock market outperforming America for the first time in 13 years70,000 illegals deported40% of the Tory migrant hotels shut down456,000 children taken out of povertyTell me again why I’m supposed to hate starmdog?
me: well it uses the algorithm to uh it essentially processes the algorithm on the blockchain to send the data into the cloud and-- the duck im talking to: quackme: so u are aware...
>>22151732712k cap now lad woke government changed it
>>221517334scrombobble
>>221517336my dad said this on 9/11 after he took me home early from school
all you porkers talking about savings when none of you even have abs yet. did you know there are more millionaires than there are people with six packs? why not be in the top one percent?
>>221517340his name is Lefty Pol
107 year old nan's been gangblacked again
>>221517350
i have underfloor heating and i don't think i can ever go back to radiatorsgonna be tough finding my next place to rentwish we had hvac like americans do
>>221517249mhmm dey big black naked and sweaty right now xx
>>221517376why not be in the top 0.00001%adult virgin millionaire with abs
>>221517388The house me and missus just bought has underfloor heating looking forward to it. What are the benefits?
>>221517376don't need money or abs when your cock's in the top 1%
>>221517376cba
>>221517388Does it heat the air properly? Thought those were just for cold feet.
honestly impressive how the jewish community works, absolute loyalty to each other (to a fault) its unironically the reason they acquired so much power, china for example will always prioritize value for money and outsource to the cheapest bidder. the jews will always keep it internal even if they're charging more than other alternative options
>>221517317i love all the creatures <3
Parts of Bradford and Dewsbury are 90%+ Muslim.Literally more Islamic than Egypt, Syria, Kuwait, Bangladesh, etc
>>221517429the heat of the floor cooks the air
>>221517336watching golf yeah? how neoliberal of you x
>>221517350smash that duck skull int
>>221517419room is quickly and evenly heatedno ugly radiators that get shite behind them and you can't clean properly
>>221517388got this in the bathroom and i love when it kicks init works automatically so a sign of winter being upon us is when you step in and the floor is all cosy.
>>221517376I don't believe thatnot on a global scale at least
>>221517386perfect image ruined by that vile strumpet on the left
mummy and daddy gave me 35k when i was 18 but i spunked it all away
>>221517450also: *eats them*
seriously depresses me the thought of people being bad to animals
>>221517344because plaid won in wales or something
>When I'm gone, everyone will remember my name! Big Rorke!
>>221517388hvac is awful why would you want it i envy you
>>221517468wank when you have a problem with it though, have to get all your floors pulled up
>>221517495their fault. We won’t be giving our kids the money we save for them from birth until they’re at least 28
>>221517376sixpacks are benath the fat, retardlad
poo poopee pee
>>221517497animals are tortured every day by the billionin china animal torture is legal and people sell videos of themselves pour boiling oil on monkeys and shitalso factory farming in china is hell, absolutely zero concern for animal welfare
big game for the reds later
Thinking of writing an academic piece entitled "black pussy and rorkes ontology: the dismantling of the far right through sexuality"Thoughts?
Crazy to think people say Sweden is a perfect country yet there are nonces there. Don't know how many but more than one, even.
factory farming chinese women
genuinely never met another british person while gaming that wasn't an insufferable gimpoid twat, where are all the good lads
>sitting on my floor with underfloor heating with my back against the radiatoroh yeah this is the life now this is the life!
Parts of the Welsh valleys are 70%+ atheist
>>221517517electric ones are easier to fix and they radiate heat even more evenly
tried checking epl and its just dave/liversissy spam, and nba is constant arguments involving either a bulgarian or a man known as petefag
>>221517573you dont see people wearing hats like that anymore
>>221517484it's true in the west
>>221517533for me its: Mouseysian Dialectics in a Post-Modern /brit/: a Treatise on Cultural Immolation & Investigation of the Self
>>221517558playing singleplayer games
>>221517593genuinely can't quantify how little i care
>>221517529I know its fucking grimI just dont understand the desire to inflict suffering on innocent beings
>>221517593/epl/ is worse than here and the worst poster in this thread hangs around /sp/ too it’s a ghoulish place
Nottingham city is 10% black How does that happen then eh?
mad how there was a wee critter fella on my desk and I just smushed it. a conscious life gone just like that
Proto-African nationalism through admiration of black sexuality in an online space: an investigation of Ziedbelg.
>>221517637there are 3 areas in nottingham that have less than 10% whites. but the majority of the city is white. the biomass is concentrated in a few postcodes.
Honestly amazed at how /gaygen/ still has the same dozen or so namefags posting there day in day out for years on end
>>221517637black people moved there i reckon
>thought I needed a poo>it was just a fartFUCK my life
>>221517637it has two universities that both have a reputation
>>221517623its the inscrutable nonwhite mindset
>>221517657noble prize alert noble prize alert
come to bravil
>>221517640spiderberg (a wee tiny one) last night was linger above my head on my wall and i just poked his existence out like a light and wiped the tiny smears away on my desk
>>221517623makes me think about that russian bird who stood at an exhibition and let anyone do what they wanted to her, at first people were giving her flowers and hugging her then gradually people started getting more deranged until people were cutting her arms and choking/molesting her
>>221517637Now you know why they call it shottingham
>>221517687a south american woman without a penis is like an angel without wings
>>221517663What do benders on /lgbt/ even talk about?
nottingham more like nuttingham
>>221517614*adjusts glasses*Hmm interesting I'll give it a read once it's done
>you dont see people wearing hats like that anymore
>>221517723it's mostly just mentally ill self hating trannies (or so i've heard aha)
>>221517689that was a well known balkanite jewish-satanist woman named marina abramovic
>>221517687latinas are so lethal
therapiststein just said "I know how to cure your neekness Rorke" and then she began wanking my cock off
>>221517735this must be rorke before living off a strict diet of shaniquas vaginal dust and abandoned wigs, how interesting
>>221517687tattoos are so grim, they just look like stains, like dirty marks.
>>221516651Camera with wider focal length
>>221517758dont care
>>221517566fry your balls that mate
>>221517689I dont know how people do horrible things then just go about their dayhow do they live with themselves, how do they sleep at night
>>221517802>>221517802>>221517802
>>221517797because we're just hairless apes, the idea of us being morally superior is taught
>>221517791good goy
