me and my bitch edition
screaming out me asre
little reddit alien mascot thing wriggling out my arse splitting me sphincter in half as he goes x
putting myself in a zen state
scraeming out me asre
Needs rubes on OF getting DP'ed
trannies are nietzschean
im an actual alien from planet neptune
planning my war with India. Not sure how to funnel arms to their eastern flank
>>221524107>/bit/
Wish they’d sell fags without filters.Fucking Jews will have us inhale plastic just to get our tobacco fix.
friday crazy nightgonna dance dance dance alright
raping my own arse
>order shirts from charles tyrwhitt >look at tracking>starts in Queens, NY>flown out to London>flown back to NYwhat’s their fucking problem?
think I own more girl clothes than guy clothes at this rate x
>>221524246Cigarillos no?
>>221524217shrieking
>>221524244
accidentally touched catberg's bumhole
>>221524255no ponies no peters
>>221524255
>>221524291reform voters actively support this
aff tae bed
>>221524322night matex
>>221524291cat nonce
i'd say 99% men have commited sexual assault if you use the true definition of it
2.5 hours till work
helicopter just crashed into my house leaving everything a pile of smouldering wreckage except me on the toilet exposed to all the passersby on the street
We have to take away women's rights.
>>221524238*presents hairy pooey bumhole*it ain't gonna probe itself lad, get stuck in
oh yeah you know /brit/ get real dirty after 10pm hahooo
why won't it delete
>>221524255Does she have intermediate phalanges though?
just had the fucking stellas delivered by a little Indian fella let’s fo
theyre being heinous in their ways
>>221524388Sir Keir thanks you for funding the rape gangs!
sickly heart of saaaaand not a fuckingg sound
that's alls i can poos and i can't poos no more
>>221524372(vaporises you with my black ops ray gun)
love the whiffs of poo when shagging the bfs hairy arse
>>221524371middle class home counties england is so grim
pissing my bf's poo out me cock
>>221524374
rorke applied to the local rape gang but got rejected for being right-wing
I want to shag every one of the beautiful ladies in the last thread.>Error: Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again.This website literally hates gorgeous women!
anyone watching the gay porn tonight?
>>221524454lads would you… if you HAD to…
>>221524466like brown silly stringought to garnish some toast with that
it's crazy how many women on GDP went barebackkino though
rorke
>>221524485might do a bit, will see if my proclivities lean that way later
mental how my favourite gay onlyfans creators are probably massive leftypolsmakes me feel bad when I coom to their cocks and bumholes
and here comes opinionmong to share his opinions woohoo
>>221524509Only once went bareback with a one night stand and I’ve never suggested it myselfI imagine a lot of women would just let you hit raw though
went out of my way to upgrade the ebony blade in skyrim even though there's no quest or achievement for that just autistic completionism and it fucking bugged despite all these unofficial patches and I can't fucking finish it even with console commands FUCKING FUMING fuck you todd
rorke doing the cha cha slide
anyone ever ate an omelette
any in-drink man in?that'd be me, for oneanyone planning on a few soft drinks before sleeptoil and inevitable hangovertoil?
>>221524509Not really. The pill is (was) ubiquitous and the lads probably got tested on the reg
shoving a headphone cable deep down my pisshole and listening to my cum slosh about
>>221524554man in
>>221524540*opens a hidden cage door and unleashes an angry puma on your arse*
>>221524554du framage?
>>221524554
Canslad with the update: Got the BIG chipsAnd erm well, the cans are a different story, you see.
>>221524530That’s not mental at all that stands to reason they would be
>>221524572fucking hell
>>221524559oh yeah let’s trust the rapists good idea rorke
You like the ebony blades huh
mental how I'm not actually friendless because you're all my mates
>>221524554never eaten an egg
rorke correcting his mother that his attempt to build an ftl device to catapult himself to the the surface of the sun isn't a bad idea because he'll go at night
>>221524543yeah i swore off bethesda games forever sometime back in 2013 or so when i had my 10th save file glitch out and be permanently fucked, glad to see everyone hates bethesda these days, they literally are responsible for my developing OCD
>>221524583>>221524554
>>221524555Want to leave my face print on there
anyone uniting the kingdom tomorrow?
>>221524605truex
>>221524530how do you mentally reconcile being both a poof and a rorke
>>221524554Omelettes are horrible
>>221524554i always ruin them
>>221524627It's not true actually behave yourself x
>>221524572late
omelettemong super freakout
Eurovision tomorrow lads. Anyone having a party? I am (by myself)
>>221524246just roll your own
>>221524640homosexuality is essentially right-wing
>>221524642>eggs>butter>possibly savory fillings>horribleIn what possible way?
another dudeweed cart sucked to completion
>>221524678he's autistic
>>221524678The texture is horribleScrambled eggs are superior
haven't had a hot meal in weeks, been living on meal deals
>>221524701evil personified
>>221524684concerned
>>221524648look again
wish other drugs like MDMA or cocaine or opioids were legal and as socially acceptable as alcohol
Can already feel I’m gonna be sick need to slow down on the drinkypoos i amNOT that guy
>>221524701
2026.
time for the nightly asmr prostate exam (better safe than sorry)
>>221524684how do they compare to normal bud? i'm afraid to try illegal carts because they're probably filled with chinese unit 731 chemicals
>>221524708scrambled eggs are just an omelette that can't be arsed
>>221524676Absolutely IMPLICIT
>>221524722don't lieyou'd do the same if you could get them>>221524744they're decent but they usually put me to sleep because I find them too similar to vapes in how easy they are to just chong
>>221524640I'm basically a miserable asexual cunt I can masturbate to gay porn but actually having gay sex is too much, even though I know in the eyes of the lord I'm still a sinner anywaySo yeah that's me aha
>>221524743there are blood tests for prostate health checksyou don't have to be a flaming faggot
Charlie Charlie KirkyI just popped a perc-y
if you want me to cum,you've got to, shag my bumcocaine
postmong shitting out yet more postsbrilliant
apocalypse now or full metal jacketthe eternal debateclearly one is better, but for the sake of discussion
From the English sea to France to Germany to Russia by car.
mad how britain is an island, a fortress girted by the deep itself, and you still managed to fuck it up
timmy renewing his cannabis prescription
>>221524767WE ARE CHARLIE KIRK WE CARRY THE FLAME
>>221524783apocalypse now because his name is willard lol
>>221524797install gentoo
2026...
>>221524761you could potentially just stop believing in all that god gobbeldygook and not live the rest of your life in needless guilt
>>221524764Beyonce
might as well start skipping gymtoil since i can't afford enough protein for a while
>>221524760probably but I'd take breaks doesn't sound like a very lovely time at all hitting it all day for weeks
>>221524789if you can cross the English Channel in a fookin dinghy how did the French not successfully invade them 1,000 years ago?
anyone got something like 12 Amazing Ways To Cook Your Eggs?11 would be alright but really looking for 12 ways
Been on the hash recently, a lot milder than weed which is a welcome change to all the schizophrenia inducing genetically modified bullshit that they’re selling nowadays
womenomen
>>221524825life with no religion is boring
>>221524837Didn't have dinghies obviously
Activate WindowsGo to Settings to Activate Windows.
>>221524829Lentils m8
any Rare Pepes in?
*pokes you*BZZYOU'RE WORKING CLASS YOUBZZYOU'RE A WORKER BEEBZZZZWE'RE ALL IN ONE BIG WORKER BEE HIVE HERE IN MANCHESTER*pokes you some more*YOU'RE WORKING CLASS SCUMYOU'RE FILTHYOU'RE A FUCKING INSECT BEE CUNTBZZZZ!!
Was hoping someone would Bradley that pic of Blair
32 years old, I'm just a fuckin' kid
2026...???
>>221524825I could but I know the path is narrow and I'm not following it likepleasure is fleeting but the lord is everlasting after all my aussie friend.
blairdley walsh
Need a redhead gf
>>221524866i'm allergic to ethnic food
>>221524851I've posted 12. Sorry it took a while, but it was too many for an old style webm to show in one so I needed to break it into parts
any gfs going?
>>221524871*repopulates the hive*
>>221524853howaya viper any hash
>>221522948Good idea. Never really liked Brutes.
sir your baton is leakingsir! hey! you are making a mess sir! sir! stop!
>>221524832Nothing wrong with monging out for weeks or even months
>>221524881being under 35 is widely considered the threshold for being a young adult, enjoy your wild youth young man, go to a music festival experiment with weird sex and LSD or whatever you whippersnappers are into these days
Right that's it. I'm switching back to Linux
>>221524923oh aye he dain it
All these arab women treat me like the prince of persia
>>221524886be who you are hun xx
poo not forthcoming
women are lovely
>You can destroy every tree in Forza Horizon 6 except for Cherry blossoms due to their cultural importance>Design Director Torben Ellert said “Cherry blossom trees [aren't smashable], because they’re an iconic element of Japanese culture”white people moment
Question for shaggers. How do you ask a woman if she has any stds without offending her / ruining the mood?
>>221524944grow up
>>221524938It is over for me, I'm 182cm, non-white and only own 47 shares of nvidia
My gf of sorts uses arch linux
england cries out for kimilsungism-kimjongilism with english characteristics
>>221524923why is he occasionally very slimy
>>221524923this nigga is a geeker
Genuinely thinking about joining restore Britain
reminder this no name actresses had them cgi a kiss with jonah hill
>>221524957um don't want to be actually, who I am is sinful and wrong xx
>>221524876Check out AI.
just found a treasure drove of lint and grime behind my ear, always forget to wash behind them in the shower you see
waheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
Rare double reddit space
Yes, I remember Sir Keir StarmerThose were the days
>>221524997I would, but I'm concerned I'll end up on a list under the current regime.
why are queer folk like this?
>>221524999why do you have that saved
>>221524999post the ones of his spaffing cock
>>221524995you listened to new shieldy yethe's still lost it
that's me away for a night out on the townhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52iW3lcpK5M
only got 2 cans left need to pace myself
>>221524897Yeah same, like fairy bread, Bunnings snags, meat pies with tomato sauce
No thank you, we're all having a nice Friday night with a few drinks. We do not need to see Timothy Byrne's cummy nob.
All good.
>>221524994he used to put oil on his face because he thought it looked good
>>221525061get them necked aye la
>>221525078Stop you’re making me want to wank
>>221525054
>>221525083Dochter.
the new asmr gf, dodgy barnet on herhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXIvtLWOfsU
>>221525078Why do so many americans look like they're on HGH
>>221525070haven't had fairy bread since i was like 6 and i hate it because i am firm believer that putting butter on untoasted bread is gross and weird
>>221525083I wonder what Tim used to be like
>>221525012hope you find peace with this conundrum someday but if you want a randmo internet strangers advice my gut feeling says turning to religion will only make you more and more miserable
>>221525083how does a man go from this to nike tech tracksuits in a care home within the space of 10 years
>>221525049yeah it really wasn't very good. he needs to retire soon
Man to kill the man.
>>221525027BNP members never had trouble so surely restore wouldn't
>>221525135late onset paranoid schizophrenia
>>221525123Young Tim seems like one of my friends
The Most Illustrious, Right Honourable, and Exceedingly Noble Sir Lord Liam Rosenior, CBE, MBE, OBE, VC, GC, First Baron of Wandsworth-upon-Thames, Heroic Undaunted and Ever-Victorious Defender of Crown, Country, and Commons, High Steward of Imperial Virtue, Commerce, and Industrious Spirit, Keeper of the Public Trust, Supremus Custos Valoribus Neoliberalibus Britanniae, Supreme Arbiter of Fairness, Equity, and Immutable Justice
aw hell nah this bro watches diddy media
>>221525023lmao
repair britain
Army.
>>221525157makes me sad cos this is probably what the future has in store for me, reckon if you're a bloke without a wife/family there's a 70% chance you end up like tim
>>221525148is nick griffin still around?
Refurbish the UK
britain's glorious rebirthbritain's illustrious renewalthat'll be the day won't it lads
My wish.
>>221525202tim had a wife and kids didn't he? they left him because he's a nutter
>>221525207peter griffins cat burglar cousin
>>221525111We're nephilim
The British Empire.
>>221525239dont think so
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgNgvCLRqWc
timmong mega meltdown
Hell.
>>221525148I dunno. Starmer seems a bit totalitarian; I don't trust him.
>>221525289The horror of this strait and dark prison is increased by its awful stench. All the filth of the world, all the offal and scum of the world, we are told, shall run there as to a vast reeking sewer when the terrible conflagration of the last day has purged the world. The brimstone, too, which burns there in such prodigious quantity fills all hell with its intolerable stench; and the bodies of the damned themselves exhale such a pestilential odour that, as saint Bonaventure says, one of them alone would suffice to infect the whole world. The very air of this world, that pure element, becomes foul and unbreathable when it has been long enclosed. Consider then what must be the foulness of the air of hell. Imagine some foul and putrid corpse that has lain rotting and decomposing in the grave, a jelly-like mass of liquid corruption. Imagine such a corpse a prey to flames, devoured by the fire of burning brimstone and giving off dense choking fumes of nauseous loathsome decomposition. And then imagine this sickening stench, multiplied a millionfold and a millionfold again from the millions upon millions of fetid carcasses massed together in the reeking darkness, a huge and rotting human fungus. Imagine all this, and you will have some idea of the horror of the stench of hell.
Reload - Teq
right well thats a spicy butter chicken bubbling way nicely on the stove isn't it you fucking clewn ye ill brek ye dewn ye
>>221525319Taller.
not a word
I have 8 premier inn premium wifi codes now
50 days sober from alcohol, been dabbling in the forbidden arts of benzos and opioids though
>>221525280I think you posted that song previously, and I replied with this Elliott Smith cover by QOTSA. I will do so again, because it's a good cover.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKMNXMuevvE
my balls smell like, well, balls
I am Rich man.
currently ripping some darts (that’s American for smoking cigarettes)
>>221525023howl
Mafia II.
Asian women deserve BWC.
would never, ever catch me using yank slang100% anglo-saxon me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmoPKlWDKRE
I'm the worst person to ever walk this earth
business idea electric room heater but it makes the room colder
nary a syllable
>>221525434called opening a windowor sticking an ice cube up your bum
>>221525434open a windowopen two
>>221525023that 5'5 specky bam with the england flag shirt during the race riots
>>221524858love em
DNA Companies!
Something wicked this way comes.
oh my days these bananas are bloody brilliant
>>221525485new aliens film looking good
>>221525485I just want to step on cats and crush their little oval shaped heads
>>221525399LING TING TONG
been a terrible thread this not one good post
Get the beans flicked
Poo
>>221525510AI slop
>>221525508it only takes one post to change the world
early night for me so i can wake up early and start gaming
some primitive brown normgroids are talking loudly outside. probably going to go to a “nightclub” and “hook up” with someone and have “sex”. oh, how they sicken me…
hope skyrim 2 has more than 6 voice actors
I'm trans
>>221525521Let’s go get the fucking English out get them gone
don't want to open window and let flies in
suicidal thoughts were strong last night
die hard with a vengeancewhen he takes that black racist around the city trying to disarm the bombsand theyre all musical cuesgreat film
I stopped feeding my cat tuna and he's only gone and sent me this on WhatsApp with a skull and crossbones emoji. I'm fearing for my life now lads. Cucked by catberg!
Honestly I don't think that's too bad for only saving £50 a month
>>221525427Your temporary position is over. I'm back now.
>>221525572you're a big smelly gay bloke
>>221525557It's Oblivion that only had a few voice actors, Skyrim had a fair amount.Epic fail on your little joke.
la vie en rosepretty song
>>22152557610:40pm mate. flies are all in bed now
>>221525603um
>>221525592I'm straight
>>221525588Why aren't you saving £100 a month and getting 180k in return?
>>221525603skyrim had different voice actors for prominent characters but literally everyone else shares the same 4 or 5
>>221525603nah i distinctly remember they both suffered from the same voice actor shortagei really hate that one "tough guy" voice actor always chatting shit to me
>>221525588you need to get that way higherthose are rookie numbers
>>221525584don't worry lad, i managed to calm him down some
>>221525621yeah. a 'straight tranny' lol. of course
>>221525616um what?
>>221525636I know but I'm just saying for £50 a month it's not bad
>>221525575I'd shag the fart out of her arsehole
>>221525588My concern with this sort of thing is that 90k might mean fuck all by that point
>>221525606verifiably untruethey are often night owlsand don't get me started on moths
(8) I'm done guessing what it's for, what, is it about me?Is it about me?I know that it's about me (8)https://youtu.be/9ymhLMlUPZU?si=QEPOItbLxqnCksck
>>221525637Ah fantastic mate, cheers
>>221525644I'm a woman and I like menThus, straight
New>>221524133
mad how i've never seen a depiction of the birth of jesus as in him actually exiting mary's minge
>>221525588keep it up lad x
