The victim would just stand there, in waist deep water and in ruined joggers and go "...was that supposed to kill me?"I'm convinced all these "pushed into a canal and drowned" stories the media cooks up is the British equivalent of Russia's "fell out of a window"Too funny.
Are you implying that britishers attempt suicide by jumping in the canal ?
>>221526086According to the media Brits commit suicide sometimes by jumping into canals, which as we know are very deep, a whopping 3 feet.
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The motherland has a very impressive canal and lock system from the victorian era. Only surpassed by the Dutch. VGH what could've been...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LW-eY63hRew
>>221526025I pushed ur mom’s canal
>>221526025a drunk person could realistically drown in a canal like that, especially if they hit their head on the way down
>>221526025If you read into a lot of the "smiley face killer" cases they do sound like foul play
>>221528126One of my friends died in a canal, and I got arrested for murder initially because I was the last person to be seen with him on a night out. Turns out he tried to walk across a canal lock in the rain, slipped and fell into the lock itself, which can be very deep. There were rumours of a pusher flying around, and even the police suspected me of it until they eventually found cctv of him slipping into it.There is no pusher. The fact of the matter is simply having canals running through cities full of drunk idiots. Doesn't really matter how deep they are. You're going to get deaths.
