Ain't nobody got time for that edition.
I don’t like half cast women I like BLACK women
2016 killed 4chan the collective effort to get trump elected used all of its power. Shortly after thousands of newfags arrived to see what all the fuss was about and never left
want to go and sit in the bushes and watch the cars
>>221528144want to put my cock in this niggers mouth
Am I the only one who remembers Can
If your name is Luke, working at Google, and you live on Stoke Newington high street and you let a girl leaving AASB bum a cigarette off you - firstly, thank you.Secondly, we chatted briefly and I regretted not asking for your number afterwards. If you happen to see this and fancy a drink sometime, let me know.
post MOONMAN
harambe is the bigges meme of my childhood
feel sick hopefully I throw up because I feel terrible
>>221528149rorke!
>>221528150UR DOIN IT WRONG
Newfags can't triforce
>>221528161
>>221528150of course you're not, loads of people remember the candlejack m
candy-ass roody-poo newt gingrich
>>221528144would love to tousle her hair but alas I am a hopeless incellious wastrel
>Trump just invaded Iran
>>221528150fucking idiot, candlejack doesn't even exis
take me back
What I want to know is: where's the caveman?
pinkpantheress's kissable bottom
obvious troll is obvious
I find the old and new stuff funny Don't know why both sides seethe over the other, it's just memes
remember when memes were called demotivational posters
>>221528228that whole series is a masterpiece
i hate "memes"
POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS
is it about me? x
Nice to see channel 4 has yet another new gay tranny drama out
why are they mostly of a certain persuasion
trump just renamed the strait of hormuz to the strait of mar-a-lago
Nice to see 4 channel has yet another new gay tranny drama out
>>221528259Your life story finally been adapted?
>>221528238theyre bro tier
>yet another new gay tranny dramaOo!!My favourite!
what if kal el landed in north sentinel island
>>221528264Strait of homos more like
>>221528225
>>221528284those are still some of the best tits ever photographed
*ears perk up*
>>221528269i don't see a new redditflagger though
>>221528284wanked to this image
Posting on /brit/
>>221528284women can't be homosexual
remember when fredos were 5p
I was hungry for hands, give me a break
>>221528287Captain Caveman jumping up into the airplane to spear the pilots to death
>>221528305bizarre lie
>>221528318>bizarre liebizarre lie
i'm a bad man
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1777743374663571.webm
40 year old women are actually so fit
>12.30Celtic vs Hearts, winner wins the Scottish league>15.00FA Cup Final: Chelsea vs Man City>20:00Eurovision 2026yeah, I'm thinking epic
>>221528351the change
>>221528344>Celtic vs HeartsCan't wait for Vatican Assisted Referee to decide this one.
>>221528357yelp
>>221528344I'll be watching with my brother who is a hearts supporter
>>221528344i will be voting for poland x
corrr I forgot unite the kingdom was tomorrow gwann lads
>>221528344would be a great day if I had friends and went outside
>>221528352ah yes dan aykroyd
>>221528340yeah but you like trannies so your taste is pretty questionable
*activates rape mode*
>>221528380
hey whats going on crewhangin outthink i might drink me a brewget through the daylast night my mom was being weakhad to beg my sister for steel reserve 211 8.1what you know about that? probably tons
Greekmong here.You think they'll try it again?
Eurovision tomorrow (today) and World Cup next month. Absolutely lovely!
>>221528405i don't know who you are
derp mode off
>>221528352Based [s4s] chad
pooing on the universe
HE SAID ONE DAY YOU'LL LEAVE THIS WORLD BEHINDSO LIVE A LIFE YOU WILL REMEMBERMY FATHER TOLD ME WHEN I WAS JUST A CHILDTHESE ARE THE NIGHTS THAT NEVER DIEMY FATHER TOLD ME oh you're alone on a friday nightignore the lyrics, never mind
>>221528412one of the benefits of being unemployed is that the bad kick off times this world cup don't affect me
watching a documentary on korn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=am4a8EfQDQM
just done a wank to a casting curvy video, i love fat slags
avicii was compromised to a permanent endhe died like a dog
>>221528412Eurovision '27 at the Boondall Entertainment Centre and we're having a meetup
>>221528434https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWzAdQdKm6Ajon davis is a sexy 22 year old twink here
Never watched Eurovision in my life
>>221528441imagine sudokuing in Oman of all placesdo it somewhere cool like Hawaii not some fucking desert if it has to be desert at least make it Dubaifuck me
The hobby shop that I usually buy stuff from packs sweets into their packages as a little thank you. I ordered something over £100 and didn't recieve the usual refreshers bar they send, considering send it back and never shopping there again.
>>221528449probably because you’re a straight male
The Labour Party creating an equation to figure out *what* changed rorke to replicate it
>>221528447cool, thanks!
bangarangabangaranga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJgs3lLUGII
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xq4bDgX1rUc
>>221528437very kino I like the fact he’s in shape tootoo many fat women porno have fat hogs of men going at them
>>221528480tf2? you are probably a trans furry right?
Sir Tool Father
Spend the majority of my free time sitting around plucking at my frenulum like a guitar string
man i missed eurovision semis and don't know our actbeen years since this happened it's all gonna be a surprise to me should be fun
>>221528488bizarre reply
>>221528504begging you to have sex lad
>>221528474mfw an 8 year old girl is a better nu-metal vocalist than me
>>221528520i'm looking forward to eurovisionit's not happening
metal is crap
It's beginning to look a lot like Dustbowl. Sentries everywhere...
i bet korn could win eurovision
>>221528522Probably has more personal emotional connection to the lyrics as well you virgin
walking to roundabout
crazy how dating standards have changed in just a few decades, all you had to do in 90s was just approach a few woman at your local pub and odds are one would be your wife eventuallynow to even get a sniff of attention as a male you need to be tall, lean, jacked, rich, have an amazing personality, be willing to put up with anything, whilst a fat, mentally-ill, unemployed 3/10 swipes left on youmental innit haha
do reddit users exist in real life
Is israel in the eurovision contest?
ah yes Eurovision aka political theatre, oh, why yes of course Ukraine won!
Got the ol programmer stockings on
>>221528559I don't even bother, it isn't worth the hassle.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktXm7CRXbsE
im sick of straightoids that dont watch eurovision
>>221528566who wants to know
>>221528565you've never been to canada i see
>>221528580my big clit gf <3
>>221528559
>>221528571only in 2022
>>221528588Mojtaba Khamenei
i hope our eurovision entry are slags and not gays
>>221528580what if someone just ran up and kicked that tranny right onto the train tracksseems risky.
i genuinely like eurovision and i'm straight
>>221528580interesting how you can see the giant male shoulders even in profile
>>221528596IT'S OVER ITS SO FUCKING OVAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>221528596dystopian people will call me an out of touch virge but this is not how humans should be interacting. swiping through each other like a meat racket. grim
got the big telly set up on the roundabout to watch eurovision
do you think there were ever any romans who got shipwrecked and ended up in america
>>221528639yeah loads
>>221528639Your looking at them
>>221528639most likely notthey didn’t have ships that could really cross the atlantic
>>221528639italian americans were here first
>>221528610It's a bloke with silly hair singing a semi-parody of continental gimmick songs
stars are out
Made utterly peng burritos brits have never even had these before lmaaooo
Saving my important post for the afternoon when more people will respond to me.
>>221528678potentially the least interesting post of all time i actually fell asleep half way through reading it
>>221528675take your unworthy eyes off them, worms like you are only fit to view dirt
So lonely that I feel physically ill
>>221528692God is always with you
going to unite the kingdom
Mad how people seriously think sweet potatoes got to Polynesia when a bunch of incas accidentally sailed to tonga
what is the latin term for this
imagine being a little roman fella stuck on some driftwood and you end up with the mayans
>>221528275just letting you know that I enjoy this gimmick
genuinely think we're still in the first age of menevery time we blow ourselves up with superweapons and almost go extinct will be the mark of a new age
>>221528699imagine the type of rorkeoid that would go to that, so glad im staying in and watching eurovision with my /int/ pals
>>221528704retardatus
>>221528704We call it sharting out a poo
just want to be around in the Noah days when he was building his boat and they were like look at this retard
>>221528707perhaps notwe’ve already used most of the coal and oil
>>221528723had the last laugh though didn't he
we're definitely near to the end of this world and the coming of the next
>>221528723Noah didn't existNeither did the Great FloodNeither does God
black pussy corrrrrrrrr
>>221528723noah? never even heard of her
>>221528740Oh no no he won't like this. Not one bit!
End of the Pax Americana innit
>>221528717only reason i'm going is a) to see tits b) to see leftypol and biomass cry in the flesh
>>221528736
>>221528729What actually happens once oil is scare, is the fallout universe right about this, surely there's some sort of plan right
There was a world before 9/11 and a world after 9/11. Two completely different worlds.
hope the world ends in the next 5 years so I don't reach 30 as i will still be a virgin
doesn't seem right that wikipedia has a page saying long dead people were gay without evidencehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_reportedly_LGBTQ_state_leaders_throughout_history
>>221528784there was also a world between 2001 and 2013 and after 2013
imagine being from moesia inferior :skull:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4YF41c0MP4
>>221528791I mean to be fair quite a few of those were mega super gay.
take a step back let me know that it's alright x
>>221528798for me, it's aquitania
>>221528800which ones
>>221528808Alexander. Hadrian. James I for sure.
>>221528776Got a couple downsides, but hopefully world gov of some kind and backchannels preventing bio and nuclear war. So probably just everything sucks until fusion's worked out and computer Einstein makes a major computer discovery. Seems really unlikely that all the fruits were picked already. Need some Einsteins. That's why I'm taking my talents to Judaism. Announcing it here, on /brit/, 5/15/2023.
>>221528791Surprised Queen Anne isn't on there
>>221528791I was expecting William II of England to be on here
doing a cheeky night poo. better out than in, that's what i say.
>>221528784Leftypol can cry and shit but it’s great we got back at Sadam for doing that
>>221528799
>Saddam>Did 9/11Should I tell him or does someone else want to?
>>221528839or should we tell you
the phases of the western european culturepreculture (migration period through charlemagne and the vikings) - 600 to 1000 AD spring (high middle ages, gothic architecture, crusades, chivalry, feudalism, first universities) - 1000 AD to 1300 ADsummer (post black death, renaissance, reformation, new world exploration, expansion, artistic explosion) - 1300 AD to 1600 ADautumn (baroque period, rationalism, overseas colonisation, modern economics, classical music, liberalism, revolution) - 1600 AD to 1900 ADwinter (mechanised civilisation, huge cities, stall of architectural or artistic development, birth rate decline, world wars, culture matures into finished forms, technocracy) - 1900 to 2200 AD2200 AD onwards is either an ossified shell of civilisation with no further cultural or philosophical development (China, India, the Muslim world) or dissapearance, like the Greco-Romans.
>>221528815I doubt such a thing would occur
>>221528235'
I was responsible for 9/11That's right it was me all along
>>221528767i dont remember him looking so pleased about that
>>221528878
>>221528872If anyone can beat fossilisation it's the white man That being said I dont have high hopes for Europe
in the safety of bedberg
>>221528892right well he didnt actually do 9/11 so thats a false or misclassified report isnt it
what am i supposed to make of this?
There are so many ways Germany could have won WWII and Hitler basically made all the wrong moves.
>>221528900
>>221528906Yeah he did, he literally just pleaded guilty to it in front of everyone
>>221528911>There are so many ways Germany could have won WWIIthere really werentstop playing HOI
Feel like pure shit just want her back.
British men are no longer charming. Where have all the charming British men gone?
>>221528919They could have won the second world war Nazism couldn't have thoughbeit
>>221528911Ooooh that's not what chatgpt says, I'm telling teacher
Feeling blue
>>221528926i'm quite charming around my friends but absolutely wretchedly terrified of women i don't know and talk like a malfunctioning robot to them
would have had so much sex if i didn't make the wrong move 400 times
shan't sleep
>>221528911Adolf Hitler needs me? I'm Hitler's top guy.
>>221528911Germany could never have beaten the British Empire and US combined because of the sheer industrial capacity, naval capacity, arms capacity, manpowerthe soviet union just swiftened germany's decline
>>221528911Hitler got so lucky though, the frenchies outnumbered them 5 to 1 on the western front during the phony war and they literally did nothing about it
>>221528932You need to fire off a string of dogshit posts, that's what I do. Right as rain, just like that. Pop my pussy for a real nigga, that's what I always say, and y'all don't even believe me.
But Germany did make a lot of extremely dumb awful nonsensical moves
>>221528930if by that you mean the moment they got locked in an ideological war of annihilation with the USSR they lost then i suppose maybewhen you consider all the facts they did about the best they could have done and got extremely lucky in certain ways
Receiving some amount pleasure from the poo im pooing back and forth in and out of my bum.
Punch a fucking nazi
dogberg having a melty
>>221528899I’d say we’re already there. There is not much else to do in our culture. It has all been done. We’re already in it. All governments can do is administer and tweak the system. Even right wing and traditionalist blocs just want a return to a previous order and culture. The population is 80% urbanised. We have no connection to the land. Western Europe was still 1,000 years ago mostly a blank canvas of forest and plains for pre-state, newly Christianised people to experiment on. We’re in the aftermath of that experiment. Civilisational winter is not necessarily a bad thing. Managed correctly, it can persist for centuries or even thousands of years, look at China for example, and can be comfortable and efficient. It’s just that the culture has finished its age of adventure, invention and experimentation. Technology will likely stall at the 21st century, fashion at the mid 20th in my opinion. This will be the final stage of the West. Static and unchanging, repeating the mechanics of civilisation instead of exploring and building anew.
This is next to me when I post AT ALL TIMES
>>221528888it's adrian who was upset because he just gave him a bullshit non-answer to his question
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1WYb6CFVe0Can't believe anyone would doubt Nolankino.
>>221528961And you could’ve done it better yeah?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KxODvnbTBw
>>221528921https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7NaRIOqmSg&t
To be fair travis scott is only involved in kino
ai would be fine if people didnt spam the shittiest slop of it
>>221528982Mad how so many yank citizens own better rifles than the British army do
can't use jstor because i'm not a student anymore and i'm annoyed
>>221528992Ah so Candice got into acting did she
Geez louise i really need a gf dude
you can't get away from them
>>221529036The F*ench? She was a pants-wearing whore.
might buy a statue of the virgin mary, not religious they just look cool
i really need a better way to store my clothesthey just go in laundry baskets now one for clean one for laundry i don't think i should live like this
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1778641754822201.webm
>Her squire, Jean d'Aulon, and the Duke of Alençon both testified that they saw her breasts while helping her dress, noting them to be beautifulcorr imagine seeing joan of arc's chebs
Was Jesus LGBTQ
>>221529009yeah but americans only waste hundreds of dollars shooting paper instead of actually serving something so we're just playing ourselves
>>221529064She wanted the BEC (Big English Cock)
Reckon im the victim of an alien abduction. One day when I was younger I woke up with a large scar on my shoulder that I can't for the life of my figure out how I got.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxBlPGvRj1Q
never drinking again Infeel terrible
>>221529087Did you wake up with a sore arsehole?
>>221529087
>>221529102No but it was itchy.
>Some of the suspected plotters in this article include building owners Lewis Eisenberg, Larry Silverstein - with his bizarre "pull" comment 1 - and Frank Lowy; AIG and Blackstone heads Henry Kissinger, Maurice Greenberg and Peter Peterson, who had access to WTC security and owned WTC 7; veteran CIA officers John Deutch, David Cohen, Richard Helms, Ted Shackley and CIA/Carlyle partners George H. W. Bush and Frank Carlucci.>If it turns out that cooperation of the tenants of the impact and collapse floors was crucial (and that's not certain), then additional suspects include Jeffrey Greenberg, Vernon Jordan, James Wolfensohn, dJacob Rothschild, Paul Volcker, Joseph Kasputys, Joseph Nye, Toru Hashimoto and Toru Kusukawa.nah it's just a coincidence that none of them were there that day init
once we have taken back england, we will march once again upon normandy, the loire and poitou and reclaim the kingdom of france
Genuinely need £5k and I can fix my life
i actually saw LOL SUPERMANi know it's real
>>221529121you couldn’t reclaim your own arse mate never mind a kingdom
>>221529127ktim but £500k
imagine being a medieval peasant and you live in a dirty little shack and you toil in the dirt all day and you're starving and half your kids die of plague god bet it was fucking majorly grimmers back then
>>221528784Weirdest thing for me was having to teach 9/11 as a historical event because it's now on the A Level History curriculum. I watched that shit on TV.
lots of lorries going around late at night
Wish I was Christian and didn't know of any alternatives
and you couldn't even have a wank because there's nothing to wank to and also you'd go to hell
>>221529127i could fix my life for 4kjust in case anyone wants a bit more value for money
>>221529142Greedy that
>>221529145No this is all a hollywood fabrication to make people think that what we have now is better than anything our ancestors ever had.
>>221529167you didn't have running water and if winter was bad you would starve mateif i sent you back there you would be miserable and so would everyone from the 20th century
>>221529156Christianity unironically makes the most senseIt can be reasoned that there is a transcendent, first mover, an eternal cause and ground of all being. Monotheism makes more sense than polytheism. The faith comes in that this God became human in Jesus of Nazareth
rorke getting fired from his petrol station job for dropping too many TRVKES at work
Copealone tries to talk about literally anything else challenge: impossible
>>221529145nah it was good unironically>live a simple life with what you need in a home built with your own hands, with a bountiful family that loves and respects you>your wife is assured eternal life in heaven if she succumbs bringing a miracle into the world>people wash at regular intervals and cesspits are kept sensibly away from dwellings>live to around 60 if childhood is survived, medicine is primitive but based on classical knowledge preserved in the Mediterranean world>eat fresh food every day sown, caught, or made with your own hands>the lord mostly shares your situation, though his leige is much wealthier>while governed by law, the serf's life is his own, and many rules are bent for the sake of custom>prima nocta is a practice limited to the nobility>every Sunday you join a community of worshippers and express a shared love of God, family, and church>troublemakers, agitators and (((skeptics))) are rightly punished>war is a part of life, you are given the opportunity to defend what's yours while noncombatants are safe in the keep
>>221529196?
season 1 spongebobkino
I've been reviewing my life and I think what I'm missing is Resolve.
>>221529202Talk about anything else you boring friendless twat.
>>221529198rorkeian fantasycould refute every point here but it would make me seem very autistic so i won't x
>>221529176Speak for yourself I would rather live as a mushroom and berry forraging villager than this soul sucking modern existence any day.
>>221529212?
>>221529198we can have both the comforts modern technology and faith in God but every time I suggest this i’m called names and hounded by the thread
life in the Middle Ages>live in poverty in a thatched hut with your wife and 8 kids>your wife dies giving birth to the last one>sanitation is nonexistent and everyone smells awful>die of routine disease epidemics because everyone attributes disease to God's wrath or demonic possession>subsist on one small crust of bread and a few beans a day>the lord meanwhile lives in a manor home with servants and eats roast boar for every meal>you can't even leave the estate without permission>the lord can also take your wife and have sex with her any time he feels like>each Sunday you go into a building where a man in a cassock tells you lies>anyone who questions said lies is burned at the stake>a war happens, the enemy army invades, burns your village down, and rapes your wife and daughters in front of you
>>221529176well yeh but everyone in the 21st century believes or acts as if the good life is literally just convenience and material comfort which is why everyone is depressed and lonely
>>221529212Be nice Christianity is his autistic fixation.
>>221529224Brown hands typed this post.
>>221529224this is what i was going to say here >>221529215thank you for doing it
>>221529224sounds like life in india
>>221529198>>war is a part of life, you are given the opportunity to defend what's yours while noncombatants are safe in the keepyou can't seriously believe this
imagine you're just chilling and then one day 50 vikings come down the river and kill you and take your entire family as slaves
>>221529224this never happened
>>221529212not every single christian poster is “copealone”im sorry people talking about faith disturbs you
>>221529251Best bit of the Northman that.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHKZ-33Rp7I
imagine if you
imagine you're just chilling and then one day 50 pakis come down the river and kill you and take your entire family as slaves
>>221529257did so
>>221529263Oh you're right, it must be the other extremely dull poster who writes literal 1000 word schizo essays about Christianity that nobody cares about. Get the fuck out of here.
>>221529272have you ever seen a paki swimyeah didn't think so
>>221529251like the dream sequence from american werewolf in london except for the nazi werewolvesgenius scene
>>221529277God be with you
heh....my guy... jlingz... the young but talented youngster....
>>221529264nice looking moviewasnt really emotionally invested in it because every character was a psychotic sadistic freak and their culture deserved to be flattened by the christians
imagine you're just chilling and then one day 50 billy bongos come down the river and kill you and take your entire family as slaves
candlejack is such a reddit me
>>221529304this is bait
Getting the shits with CKIII lads but I'm willing to give it one more goWho should I start as in 867
life in the modern age
>>221529304And now Christianity is going extinct as well. How poetic.
hi
imagine you're just chilling and then one day 50 indians come down the river and kill you and take your entire family as slaves
i smell cooked flesh
>>221529323well it just clearly isn't is it
hi allowance limited reached
imagine you're just chilling and then one day 50 rorkes come down the river and kill you and take your entire family as slaves
I came to /brit/ to fulfill the prophecy didn't I
>>221529323well so is the entire west so
>>221529323there are people outside of the uk
>>221529328yes rorkeypops we got it the first time
>>221529320Jorvik. They have 15k specially spawned troops (Great Heathen Army).
>>221529318was completely sincerewhen the main characters dad gets beheaded? good, he deserved itwhen the main character and the villain kill each other at the end of a futile blood feud? good, the world is better off without both
mental how its only white medieval history that is slandered and all other periods of history with other races are romanticised
Feeling the bleakness
>>221529354>all other periods of history with other races are romanticisedBIZARRE fantasy
Might try being Great Army of the North but speedrunning Christianisation
imagine you're just chilling and then one day 50 mandem come down the river and kill you and take your mother and sisters virginity
>>221529331Cope. We will replace you
>>221529358feel the peakness
mound boss
I don't think I could handle how disgusting and dirty everything and everyone was back in the Middle AgesNo running water, no toilets, no soap, no refrigeration, how did people wash clothes? Also you have none of the little comforts of modern life like coffee, tea, sugar, salt, good wine, carbonated beer, chocalte, fruits, and moreSounds like hell on earth
>>221529374soulless freak you are israels strongest creation
>>221529371you didn't say in the uk did you mongboy
Mental how Antony Starr is 50 years old
>>221529374>little comforts of modern life like coffee, tea, sugar, salt, good wine, beer, chocalte, fruits, and morejust fast forward a bit to the renaissance and go falstaff-mode
>>221529354i can assure you mate nobody is romanticising being a chinese peasant in the late zhou dynasty or an african spear chucker in 10,000BC
>>221529381*checks what thread this is**checks what country I live in**checks what country you live in*huh
>>221529371An atheist society never does well. We’re actually in the atheist society people predicted was going to come years ago and it’s totally void of any higher meaning and purpose. Everyone is depressed, nihilistic and people are turning back to faith. Look at Nazi Germany or the Soviet Union to see where mass atheism gets you. Without transcendent meaning, the state becomes your god
>>221529380Really think about how bad it would be going back to that
>>221529374Feels like the only worthwhile place to go back to is maybe 1950s America>>221529390didn't have to go that far back for the spear chucking africans
>>221529404>>221529404
mad how india will be a superpower in just 4 years
>>221529390they do though and they also romanticize being a medieval european peasantit's fun to romanticizehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnU-CN7Bgvo
