>less than 1300 hours of sunlight per year>orange skinExplain.
>>221528325Fake tan. I know it because I do it as well.
>>221528325easy mode life
>>221528325Vacation in greece, that or instant tanner
>>221528461>Vacation in greeceNah, a real tan is not as uniform
>>221528481Those bitches are way too neurotic about that stuff and would manage it
You're from Australia and asking this question? WTF.
>>221528325I'm looking at the face of a goddess
as long as it's not the spread stuff trump uses
>>221528506Sydney gets 2600 hours of sunlight.Scandis are half.This is the confusion.
>>221528325The scandinavian countries, especially Swedes, are the biggest carrot consumers in the planet by a gigantic margin, like the average Swede eats 1000x more carrots than the average human in the planet, it's quite astounding actually, you don't believe it until you see it. Their body fills with carotenoids, they are slowly turning into carrots, it's like crustaceans that turn red because of astaxanthin and in turn flamingos turn pink because they eat them, the same happens to Swedes.
>>221528563Goddess goddess godesssThat's how Aphrodite looks
>>221528594saar
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>>221529104do you have white girl fetish
>>221528325I bet she hates the orange man
>>221528325>>221528563>>221529104Orange skin is a clear sign she'll age like shit.
>>221528325swarthy orange girls don't suffer
If I oscillate between white and red with no orange at all, does that mean my ancestors were pure Celtic bvlls with no viking rape DNA?
>>221529876I'm Cornish and Welsh and this is me in the summer.
>>221529906Norman rape DNA I'm afraid lad
I don't like white women.
>>221529991We know faggot
Swarthoid Swedes, just like Ben Franklin said.
>>221529991SameWMAF is the future
>>221528325>>221528563Genetic skin tone is determined by ancestral photo-environmental conditions, which determine the level of melanin and pheomelanin encoded into offspring.Take the stereotypically palest people, the northern Celtics. Their skin is said to be incapable of tanning—incapable of darkening. The extreme paleness comes from the extreme deactivation of melanin. Why would melanin be deactivated?Recall that black absorbs all light and white reflects all light. Light is necessary for production of vitamin D, but at the same time, excessive UV exposure is hazardous to health. The skin genetics adapts to the ancestral region's lighting conditions in order to optimize light absorption and light protection for health.The northern Celtic environment is one of cloudiness and environmental shade. The British Isles are notoriously rainy and "gloomy" year-round. Being that there is not a lot of sun exposure, there is not much need for sun protection, and thus the UV-blocking melanin, which would interfere with vitamin D production, is disused. Simple enough.Scandinavia in contrast is not as cloudy. There is more direct sun exposure. Thus, genetics would not favor absence of melanin activation. Nordics' bodies trade-off between generally lower-lighting and occasional spikes with the ability to tan to a skin tone more capable of protecting them when need be. The reason it's "orange" rather than brown is because their coloration source is pheomelanin, a lighter assortment of pigments which is responsible for the brighter colors their body can produce compared to lineages closer to the equator.
>>221529104Is this white?
>>221530896>Why would melanin be deactivated?Subhumanity traitReal men have pitch black skin
>>221529876So all you do is sunburn?Then yes, it's possible you're Irish prisoner stock.
>>221530903The only 'white' people are Mid-Germanics. So no. Northern Germanics are not white.
>>221530928England and continental Germanics to be precise
>>221528325tf u talking abouti can gewt a tan in 2 hours on one sunny day
>>221528575What causes this behavior.
>>221528575How come ya’ll niggas don’t fuck with carrots like that tho
>>221528325>OP doesn't know what a spray tan isYou must be at least 18 to post here.
>>22152832524/7 sunlight at summer.
>>221528325Don't know what his is but I'm guessing Scandinavian?They have that oddly tanned look despite living almost at the arctic circle, it's why Benjamin Franklin called them "swarthy just like Italians and Spaniards", and not really white people like Anglos and Germans. It confused me for a while but I see what he meant now.
>>221528325white women with fake tans like this don't move the needle to me at all
>>221528461red isnt orange
>>221528451>cock receiver>life
>>221528575I mean, I eat four carrots a day but I thought that was normal
>>221533820giwtwm
>>221528325benjamin franklin was right, they aren't whitecan you question the wisdom of a founding father?
>>221535170I keep reading about the founding fathers, but where are the founding mothers though?
>>221529307Trump?