hilldog edishprevious >>221528484
>>221530372White boy motion sub edition
Thread intro theme https://youtu.be/pk6r2LHVCbQ
>>221530319sorry :(
>>221530357Think it's just supposed to be a parody of the reality t.v desu doesn't seem that weird to me
>>221530256>what album even is thatI Like It When You Sleep, For You Are So Beautiful Yet So Unaware Of It.https://youtu.be/trbwqF0d7NA?
>>221530382Looks like one of those first life on earth creatures
I need more booze
>>221530382what the fuck is that horrible thing
>>221530413apex garloid very dangerous
Going to go out again tonight
I'm so fuckedI can never get my life back on track it's overI should just become a felon and prison-maxx so at least I get a comfy free prison cell with free meals for the rest of my life
>>221530433you only get the comfy prisons if you do something lame like scam millionaires out of an investment.
>>221530433you also get free sex
>>221530427I hope you have fun
>>221530433What if you don't get a cell and they just put you in a dorm with 50 beds
>>221530433Fuck it go ahead
>>221530396the constant emphasis on her age is pretty weird, also how detailed the lore is for a throwaway joke
>>221530442Thank you. I'll at least get food and drink so it'll be a gain either way
>>221530440In the non-comfy ones though you can get buff and become tough and get a badass facial scar that ladies will swoon over
the most important device in my bathroom aside from my toothbrush is my nose hair trimmer. i cannot tolerate nose hair.
I have to get out of here
>>221530466I'm the opposite, I want to go back so bad
>>221530461what about your ass hair trimmer
They call me argon
>>221530468if i lose that i can manage better than i could without the nose hair trimmer
>>221530433There are other options like trying to join a monastery which don’t involve a criminal record etc
im the biggest incel in the universe
>>221530458Sounds great>>221530466Me except it's Virginia
>>221530454>the constant emphasis on her age is pretty weird,the joke is how unrealistic and fake reality tv is, and how reality tv fixates on the fake lives of fake rich people. Like she's just a spoiled brat of some rich family, but she has an entire tv show dedicated to herself. i think the parody is supposed to be of shows like the Kardashians and reality tv in general
>>221530479you’re a fakecel. i know what you are
>>221530466And go where?
>>221530484
should i stay up till 1:30 to watch south park?
>>221530466The midwest is such a depressing shithole but it is my shithole
>>221530413That's called a woman.
>>221530503Hell
America 2nd.
>>221530509I literally live and work in glowistan
>>221530500i am the biggest incel in the universe
>>221530522Canada 3rd
When will the fucking data center shill spam on Xitter stop holy fucking shit
ngl i need some head rn, stressed af
Thick lips sip dicks
>>221530469https://youtube.com/watch?v=PnCjA19CsdE
>>221530477Monks are cool but unfortunately i'm not religious at all
>>221530548Neither are most monks
>When will the fucking data center shill spam on Xitter stop holy fucking shit
niggu who cares about hentaivirus
the billionaires are so worried about people destroying their data centres they need to move them underground so drone warfare can't be used against them(and they're building them in your backyard and you can't do anything about it and it's happening no matter what goy)
I work in a data center. One time some retard put salt in the HVAC system and all the doors rusted. Thanks blog
>>221530487obviously yes but they could've done all of that without making her 13. her age combined with all the sexual innuendos makes this arguably one of the most obscene things rockstar has ever done. i don't even think gta vi will be that woke, but they'll never do anything close to this ever again
i smell like ass and i'm broke
>>221530548You should convert to Christianity (because it's true).>>221530556Nonsense.
>>221530573*dumps several truckloads of salt into the river*whoopsie daisies.
found a porn clip and I can't find the full version because the dumb whore paywalled it fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>221530573I just don't understand why they insist on building them in states that are highly stressed for water and electricity where it will absolutely have negative impacts on both (electricity especially, costs will go through the roof given we've done fuckall to build new production and infrastructure). FFS build them in West Virginia, Ohio, and Pennsylvania, not fucking AZ, Nevada, and Utah.
>>221530582it's good to be stinky, it wards off potential rapists
>>221530584There's tons of stories of people joining monasteries as a way to hide from the law or their enemies, they might eventually convert but a lot are just there to lay low and pick persimmons all day
>>221530582lmao your life sounds terrible but fixable
>>221530591Solid movie
Just ate din I am so full
>>221530591big wide flat open areas that are dry and have stable climates are the most suitable for huge computer farms. they will always have power, you will be the one who loses your power company and has to find another way to keep the lights on. that's not their problem.
>>221530569elections are coming up
You can tell this place is normie central because it's dead on weekends
>>221530599Modern prisons are also partly based on monasteries. See: “penitentiary”
i think its good to be clean and not smelly
What happens if China wins at the AI race? What is the "finish line"?
>>221530599>rumors>moving the goalposts>butt-pullCome on now…
>>221530628there is no winner it's a zero sum game
>>221530628Global technological and social hegemony.
>>221530629I'm sorry that people in monasteries are mostly just people anon they aren't all temporarily embarrassed hieroschemamonks one day of fasting away from becoming all flame
>>221530640You have a habit of casual dishonesty. That's bad for your soul. I'm serious.
>>221530649You have a habit of being a boring ass jeet troll. I'm serious.
>>221530625Lots of overlap really>color coded strict uniforms, often black and white>mostly Christian>strict hierarchical structure>prisoners make prison hooch, monks make homemade beer>homosexual ass rape
>>221530655>homosexual ass rapePlease keep your repugnant fantasies to yourself
Are you pro or anti centipede?
>>221530678Triggered Christ cuck lol you worship a gay pedo btw
>>221530687Centipedes are cool did you know their "jaws" are really just modified front legs? Way better than faggy millipedes who just eat dirt and stink
>>221530687I saw a baby centipede in my house and immediately squashed it. Fuck that noise
>>221530697Quintessentially gaytheist post.I rest my case.Gaytheists are filthy inside and out.
Will I get to be in 4th year of college?
>>221530616They build giant solar farms, or pay the power companies to do it.
Zesty looking motheryaar on the right.
do you think girls with meaty vaginas would have big cocks if they were men and vice versa
It really speaks to the varacity of a cult when the members of said cult have to constantly reassure themselves that it's all true by saying so every chance they get
waiit when did trump go into office agin
>>221530711ProjectionI fucked a female whore just the other day, meanwhile cuckold loser priests don't get any pussy at all and they don't even mind probably because they're fags
>>221530742Priests don't but some prots allow it
>>221530739>members of said cult have to constantly reassure themselves that it's all true by saying so every chance they getYou could say that about any ideology tho
I need an incel to live in my house and take care of my mother. She is a goblin and cannot open the tide pods box or carry a laundry basket
>>221530740Who is Trump? Sounds like a disney character like some kind of gnome. Never heard of him, but he sounds like a real character tell me about him some time
>I fucked a female whore just the other day>a female whoreWho talks like this?
>>221530753is she sexy though
>>221530766>double greentextthat's like saying you're gay twice
>>221530753Me
>>221530739>if you say you're right, you're wrongbrainlet logic
>>221530766A based atheist chud
>>221530770No. She's fat >>221530774Please take my place
>>221530781>
drake low key kind of smooth with it
>>221530728LMAO
Time to smoke some weed and get really high and play these video games
>>221530742>a female whoreas opposed to a male whore?is there something you tell us, anon?
>>221530808how do you feel about the fact that weed makes you lazy and stupid permanently
It's only miscegenation if you produce offspringEven Thomas Jefferson, blessed be his name, saw the value in keeping a ebony slave girl around
Dogberg just looks at me like this
>>221530779Not what I said at all
Too many people (ie shitlibs) hear someone say they're a Christian and immediately think that equates to "fascist, racist, bigoted, homophobic, misogynistic, transphobic." The thing is, is that a lot of "Christians" have kowtowed to this sort of gaslighting and even though we have these universalist type United churches the shitlibs still haven't changed their position that Christianity is oppressive and fascist. Just goes to show you should never give an inch to cultural Marxists.
Wow the Canadian dollar is doing really bad
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cvaIgq5j2Q8
Hiring a prostitute is spiritually gay, as it’s demonstrative of being ruled by the passions
>>221530830Food looks very watery
Who's the prime mover of /cum/
>>221530838did you just fucking say passion
>>221530773Bizarre non sequitur.
>>221530838Since when was it bad to be passionate
>>221530845Bitch only eats wet food and dry food watered down with warm water
>>221530836Uh oh, it’s… about the same as it was two years ago… it’s happening!!!
>>221530863Are you staying overnight at his house?
>>221530838Being a volcel, like a priest, is gayer than being a whore-monger desu
The Canadian penis is doing really bad
>>221530835I don't think anyone thinks that
>>221530877https://youtu.be/-jwUBn7d4Uk?si=kGp6LOxIZamav3wX&t=412
>>221530878Oh good
>watching porn>"Beauty and Almost Deceased">some girl in her early 20s and a geriatric slob
>>221530878They really do, though.
>>221530877>>221530882>suck a pussy dry>the officer responds with "I do it all the time bitch"Welcome to motherfucking America
Beauty is objective.>b-but people disagree!!They're wrong. Objectively.
if you win you feel nothing, if you lose you feel bad
>>221530817my favorite thing about weed is reading people trying to cope after quitting, writing five paragraphs about how much they love all their new hobbies and they totally don't think about weed every 15 minutes.
I'm too cosmopolitan and sophisticated for /cum/. Why I prefer Reddit overall. There's more enlightened philosophers there with lofty minds that can see beyond narrow minded racial and religious prejudices
>>221530902where are you from
>>221530873I should but I'm just finna travel
Big fan of the engineering of mechanical watches
The racial segregation of Milwaukie is amazing. Talk about r/satisfying, am I right?
Been sleeping with no pants or shorts lately. Totally bare bottom. Quite comfortable being unencumbered while sleeping, nothing to snag or bind around my penis.
>>221530916so why don't you move to fucking madison
>>221530907My grandparents were from Turkey
I haven’t encountered a girl named Madison in a long while
>>221530902Queer
>>221530916>Talk about r/satisfying,Stfu you dumb nigger go hang yourself
What if a Turkey girl were seduced by a Hungary boy?
Did the mods really ban him for using this m-slur for the Brazilian?People here are so sensitive.
Gonna hop in the shower see you in a bit cumbums
>>221530902have some gold, sirmy wife's boyfriend approves
>>221530902I am a radical egalitarian but some races are objectively smarter than others like Asians and Jews
crazy how we built monuments with roman columns during a period of history where italian immigrants weren't even considered white
>>221530927I choose to live in the South like a sophisticated man. >>221530941Uhmmm, looks like someone needs to Google the definition of "Irony" and put on their reading glasses.
>>221530968>I choose to live in the South like a sophisticated manwhy is it because of redheads or what
>>221530955please don't shit in there anymore the drain inlet isn't large enough
>>221530817>factMonkeyman, where's the proofs
>>221530817Get his ass
This is truly one of the marvels of American engineering
>>221530766round these parts it is necessary to stipulate the sex of the prostitute
>>221530994so are there white trash areas in canada like the usa
>>221530961>I am a radical egalitarianEquality doesn't exist, can't exist, and shouldn't exist.People are not equal.Not in ability, strength, industriousness, grit, discipline, intelligence, courage, virtue, creativity, leadership, or any other personal trait.To expect or desire equality is fundamentally irrational.Egalitarianism is a lie.
Edibles are awesome. When is Trump legalizing it?
>>221531004yes
Brunettes are more attractive then blonds
>>221531004Have you never heard of Trailer Park Boys
>>221530968Insincerity is wrong, jewish I don't practice irony
>>221531010never because he is radioactive to being based
>>221531004Different leaf, but I never really hear about that term anymore. Perhaps the massive influx of rabid third worlders has made people realize that the relatively lower IQ, impoverished white underclass wasn’t/isn’t all that bad.
>>221530900I smoked weed for the first time last week (I'm 36) and I don't see the appeal at all. It was lame af
>>221531014>BLONDES are more attractive then brunettes
>>221531031*thanI KNOW HOW TO SPEAK ENGLISH MY ENGLISH ISN'T AT A BLUMP-LEVEL FUCK!!!
>>221531026you don’t know what you’ve got ‘til it’s gone :(
Houston looks like the worst place on Earth. I think I would rather live in Afghanistan.
>>221531027That's because you're literally a fucking unc who probably voted for blump
>>221531027>first timeweed has an uncommon property in regards to first time use. it is typical to feel very little if any high on first use. sometimes this persists on the second try. the third time tends to be the charm for most people.
>>221531046Is “Sugar Land” Chinese or Indian
>>221531046>sugar land>pear land
Knees are all wobbly and shaky. I thought maybe because it's cold but I think I'm fucked
>>221531027It’s probably a bit like cigs where you have to force yourself through the first few unpleasant uses before you start getting addicted
>>221531008We are all part of a universal brotherhood of spirit beyond physical differences
>>221531051HE LOOK LIKE BOBBY FROM LIZARD LICK
I am fucked up
>>221531046It never recovered from the Katrina influx of refugees
>>221531046>>221531066>RosenbergWhat happens there??
>>221531064
>>221531081Beautiful honkers, boss
>>221530987Why did he change the color
>>221531091Dios mio…
>>221530503To where there's actual civilization like California or New York the two best states in the nation
>Day 6 of no drinking has begun
Thoughts?
i don't like blonde people because their hair tends to be the same color as their skin, and then they just look like a featureless blob of skin with no eyebrows to show any emotion, it creeps me out
>>221531104When I visit bigger cities in Canada like Toronto or Vancouver, I seem to be able to go all day without encountering another White person. I assume it’s worse in the major cities of America.
>>221531113You're thinking of albinos
>>221531109>one is in the light>one is in the dark>this is the last time they met as friends
>>221531113so you don't like the average white american so you're indian
>>221531051MARGARITE YOU NEED TO TURN YOUR FUCKIN WATER OFF
>I don't like blondesgay faggot
>>221531113My facial hair is patchy with respect to colour, such that only the middle is darker, and from a distance it looks like I have a Hitler moustache if I grow it out
>>221531127I don't know anon, I've met some white people where they look as if their face is a static image due to their facial hair blending in with their skin. I don't even mean this in a rude way either>>221531130the average white american isn't blonde, and pajeets smell weird
>>221531142>the average white american isn't blonde??????????????????????????????????
>the average white american isn't blondewhat
shoot me nigga!
After spending 5 years and $10 million on the best drugs, treatments and gene therapy money could buy, this is Bryan Johnson’s list of stuff that actually slows aging & improves longevity; stuff your Grandmother would’ve told you.1. Be in bed for 8 hours 2. Same bedtime every night, any time before midnight 3. Don't eat right before bed 4. Calm foods for dinner (presumably nothing overly spicy or intense)5. No screens 1 hour before bed 6. Avoid added sugar7. Avoid all things in an American convenience store 8. Avoid fried foods9. Shoes off at the door10. Eat whole foods, particularly veggies fruits nuts legumes berries 11. Walk a little after meals or air squats 12. Get your heart rate high routinely 13. Lift heavy things 14. Stretch daily 15. Water pik, floss, brush, tongue scrape, morning and night 16. Make an effort to drink water 17. Get sunlight when you wake up (when UV is low) 18. Protect skin in midday sun19. Stand up straight 20. See at least one friend once a week 21. Avoid plastic where you can (in all things) 22. Circulate air in rooms 23. When stressed, breathe, learn to calm your body 24. Go to the dentist 25. Avoid sitting for long times 26. Protect your hearing, the world is too loud 27. Alcohol is bad for you28. Finish coffee before noon29. Avoid bright lights after sunset 30. If obese, look into a GLP31. Sleep in a cold room 32. Never text while driving 33. Turn off all notifications34. Limit social media use 35. Don't smoke anything 36. If you struggle to sleep, read a physical book before bed 37. 1 hour before bed have a calm wind down routine: bath, read, light walk, listen to music 38. The body is a clock and loves routine. Have a daily morning and evening schedule. 39. Avoid long distance travel where you can40. Baby steps first: incorporate new things slowly The world’s longevity industry is worth $80 billion but the advice with the most supporting evidence is free and mostly common sense.
>>221531145>>22153115179% mestizo
>>221531145>>221531151a majority of blondes you see are dyed
>>221531160*gets shot and dies a miserable pedo faggot piece of shit that is now burning in Hell for eternity*
>>221531160leftists be like shoot me niggachuds be like i'm gonna shoot you nigga
Women with pink pussy lips and blonde pussy hair are the best.
>>221531157My wife.
Just saw this horror kino at the kinoplexI thought it was great and legitimately very scary./tv/ are split on it (as they are with everything) but I recommend it. Don't watch any trailers, it's about a guy making a wish that his crush falls in love with him, that's all you need to know.It's simp kino
>>221531113I prefer white girls with black hair desu, or at least dark brown
pink skinned blonde gf
Pour moi, c’est les filles du Québec
>>221531113stay jelly.
>>221531226He's right. Its not with all of them though
>>221531226His eyebrows clearly aren't blonde, you know this.
>>>/gif/30657054tonight's fap
>>221531242pls kys
>>221531104>new yorkNah. Unless you mean upstate. But you still have to deal with the gay ass state politics
>>221531242insane cockmog
>>221531197Pink skin is hot if they're thicc because it makes them seem like a sex pig
>>221531257He clearly means nyc
hi there my fellow american friends
>>221531230no he's not right, that's why I disagreed with him.
ayooo this nigga posting tranime
>>221531251Is that because KC is kind of like QC
I believe in maximum pollution. Waste is always increasing faster than cleanup may as well just go with the flow
i cant even imagine caring for a woman
nigs got pics of men saved on dey screens, you timmies be wildin' frfr no cap
9/11 was a national tragedy
think imma get drunk tomorrow or try at least
walked so much these last couple days there's calluses on my feet
ive literally spent the past 10 hours ejaculating on and off
>>>/gif/30657165Awooga
until you've walked a mile in her shoes you don't understand
>>221531301One man's tragedy is another man's comedy
never liked Linkin Park
>>221531329https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCLSmrl-5M8&list=PLBA9BD502130C5284i liked this album better than linkin park desu
they've basically painted over all of these rainbow crosswalks at this point. wild to think fags were allowed to just openly vandalize public infrastructure for years and no one did anything.
>>221531341nobody over the age of 18 gives a shit about this
Im scared
>>221531341They’re all still here in my neck of the woods. Even the massive BLACK LIVES MATTER road murals painted in yellow
south park in 30 minutes then sleep time
>>221531352Be the change you want to see go throw some white paint on it
Gaining a clue
>>221531352I haven't been to seattle proper in years but I'm sure it's still like that there too. Some troon just got stabbed to death next to the UW though, and it's not the first time this year as I recall
legit whats the point of women being pretty if they wont have sex with me, legit no point
>>221531334THIS IS 10% LUCK, 20 PERCENT SKILL, 15 PERCENT CONCENTRATED POWER OF WILL5% PLEASURE, 50% PAIN, AND A HUNNID PERCENT REASON TO REMEMBER THE NAME
>>221531352clean up your neighbourhood anon, do as this anon suggests >>221531358>>221531345fundamentally untrue
>>221531358Good way to get thrown in prison for thought crimes. I want to emigrate from this shithole eventually once I can afford it, so it’s not a good idea to get a criminal record.
>>221531360You know, I don't know if I believe this one
>>221531372the local troon dilating and painting their fagslop everywhere is irrelevant to me, I'll still be on the bottom of the ladder, nothing ever happens
>>221531360Is this real?
>>221531365Tranny shooters have some of the highest k/d ratios of any groupAs a gamer chud I have to respect them
i've been known to pee when i poo
>>221531329For me?Reanimation>>221531360Grok is diss realAll the ones other than change are ridiculous
>>221531360>doubloons
>>221531385sorry you feel that way dawg, never nice seeing someone so brutally blackpilled
>>221531360Remember when you were a kid and you had change? Now you got coinage, cuz you grown.
Apartment hunting in the Eastern European country I am moving to in a few weeks. Doing this for the first time in my life, very exciting. Even though I know most of these places won't be available/new ones will be in the next 3 weeks, it's still very cool to check out my options.
>>221531403nice timestamp
>>221531420Where are you moving to?
>>221531420you're moving to another country in a few weeks and you don't have a place to live yet?
>>221531420good luck anon. i'm in a similar situation moving to scandanavia. it's pretty stressful lol
Things keep getting worse for me as the months go by.
one ok two ok 3 youre pushing it 4 you went too far
>>221531420so why are you doing that is it because you want a cute feminine pale skinned blonde blue eyed wife or what
>>221530392SOVL
>>221531426Porando >>221531434I rented an airbnb for the first month. So that I have a base to apartment hunt out of. I am looking online now at what my options will roughly look like (I am fluent).
>>221531439Good luck to you. It's stressful but exciting eh?>>221531443I'm doing it because I think my long term prospects will be better there than in Canada.
>>221531448they've got beautiful women are you looking for a wife
Why does /tv/ not like any movies?
so... my mom got cheated on my father with a man
Just got out the shower, feeling incredibly fresh.
>>221531465Does he have aids?
>they've got beautiful women
>>221531455>Good luck to you. It's stressful but exciting eh?yeah. have you at least already been there and seen what it's like before moving?
>>221531457Eventually yeah, but I am looking to stay there for the rest of my life. Not find a wife and move back to Canada.
>>221531465Who the fuck talks like this
>>221531482He's probably esl
I will abstain from masturbating.
>>221531474>yeah. have you at least already been there and seen what it's like before moving?Yeah I lived there for a few years while attending Uni there a few years back. Have you lived in your new country before?
>>221531461>why does /mu/ not like any music>why does /o/ not like any cars>why does /k/ not like any gunsetc.
>>221531482
>>221531472AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF BEHIND THE WHEEL OF A LARGE AUTOMOBILE
>>221531489Impossible.
There's an apartment that's suspiciously cheap I found. The price is amazing but looking through the photos it's giving me haunted vibes.
>>221531498idgi
I think it's time for me to leave
>>221531514My man is about to be in Hostel 4
>>221531514so move in and document your experiences on YouTube, become a millionaire in 6 months.
>>221531521Yeah major " someone died in this place " vibes looking at other photos of it.
>>221531514If you're in Vancouver it's possible someone died in the apartment and the Chinese owners, being deeply spooked by such a thing, have it listed for cheap.
lil ugly mane blinker taking in the...*nods off*
>>221531518why are there so many towns?
Czaspar the Friendly Ghost
>>221531542LOL
>>221531529I don't fuck with ghosts.>>221531538Nah that's in Porando.
>>221531518>nevada, iowa>washington, iowa
I think ghosts could very well possibly be a thing but they're not the souls of people trapped on Earth. They're more like...an impression. Most ghosts result from things like suicide or murder, so it follows that those very strong emotions upon death could be left behind.
People are vultures don't ever let your guard down for a second. If you do they'll find a way to exploit for a petty gain
>>221531564I think most " ghosts " are just demons impersonating the dead.
>>221531544I don't know. I assume German retardation
>>221531564Ghosts dont existI have visited "haunted" areas gone into pitch black rooms where people in the past died, nothing ever happenedMost sightings are just people's over active imagination
I believe in ghosts but not in aliens
>>221531586i believe in aliens just not in ghosts
>>221531582I had a very old neighbour who died in his sleep a couple years ago. I'm not scared even though his apartment is right across from my townhouse. I miss him.
>>221531564buildings made out of stone are filled with memories like a sponge.
>>221531602>>221531602New
>>221531586Opposite for me
Yeah aliens are bullshit. Epstein shit came out about how world elites are pedos and now they think they can distract us with " aliens ".
>>221531542I don't get it
Post in-store prices.NO SALES OR LOSS LEADERS OR COUPONS
>>221531553Ghosts aren't real
