>>221534348
this fit is a crime against humanity

we love are rubes, don't we lads

>>221534355
invisible at this scale

>>221534344
I also prefer coffee but coffee makes me shit far too often. Very annoying to be honest.

>>221534348
Love her, she's such a wholesome healthy girl.

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so this is rorke

7 grand a year on tea is mental really

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>watching socially realistic drama

>dawn chorus starts playing

fucking kinomeister

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listening to sufjan stevens

>>221534378
rope tranny nigger

Fucking hate alcohol, why do I do this to myself

ruby gf 2026 underway lads

i feel like when we were growing up we still had the ability of being funny, nowadays zoomers have literally 0 sense of humor

can't blame black fellas for liking fried chicken and watermelon, they are delicious

>>221534401
seen this fella hanging off the side of a ship's bow, upside down

>lithening to thufyan thteventh

>>221534432
rorkes mum

>>221534439
Animal abuse

hate cooking a recipe that takes a long time, always feel anxious that something's going to fuck up while i'm waiting for it

never see a fat animal in the wild

>>221534434
you can get your head stuck in some rocks that way and drown

im entering maximum overdrive

>>221534432
jamaica?

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GET THE CANS IN LADS

>>221534455
never came across rorke then

my mom is so retarded that it ruined my entire life by osmosis

>>221534421
ktim. hoping that one day for no reason i just wake up and the urge to drink is gone but it seems unlikely

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>>221534439
bro is spherical

>>221534466
Kent mandem we out here

>>221534453
i'm going to make some pasta today

music sites will give you a 30 second sample of a track for free


but we dont really stop to consider that the album version of a song at like 3 minutes is usually just a sample for the live version . 3 minutes is too short for most songs. you need to pay the concert price to hear the 10 minute version

>>221534431
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Awb2ceaymo0

>>221534439
that cat is not humane bro

>>221534478
not a fan of stemless wine glasses me

shaking me lil arse to the maid of honour album

mental how you can just vape dmt and see all the secrets of the universe but you'll never be able to understand any of it

>>221534515
corr

>>221534511
yeah I hate them as well they're always threatening to tip over

>>221534439
Absolute beast

hope hearts win, chelsea win, arsenal bottle everything and spurs go down. but its starting to look very bad. my dreams are being dashed against the rocks.

>>221534517
just realised maid of honour is a double entendre (because they're literally made of honour)

>>221534515
i hate and love women

>>221534478
thats a bloke isnt it

>>221534548
cool bergé

There’s 1.4 billion of them. They are deeply socially stratified and so expect and even enjoy inequality. Their cuisine is cheap, meat-free slop. They live amongst trash and filth with no qualms. They don’t care about the environment. Their reaction to death and abuse is blank-eyed indifference. They are physically and spiritually malleable. They not only adopt and internalize the demands of the dominant system as personal ambition, they believe this servitude makes them better than everyone else who hasn’t.

Absolutely IDEAL subjects.

You, on the other hand, are not the ideal subject.

You want to live in a high-trust society. You would shed tears if someone tried to cut down the apple tree you climbed as a child to build a data center. You want to see and experience beauty. You want your own space. You have an expectation that your living conditions will improve over time. You would not be content to live in a room with 10 other people, work 16 hours per day for pennies, and eat cheap slop.

>>221534515
thought this was a bloke at first but the hips don't lie

>>221534515
fit as hell.

>>221534548
catberg be like im all ears xD

>>221534507
for me it was charli from Hi 5
my first love

>>221534548
>hey lil donnie

>>221534555
you didn't climb an apple tree as a child
you lived in a dreary city and had a miserable life

>>221534548
Very handsome 'berg

lot of broken transdars in here
they'd make mincemeat of you down in bangkok

>>221534572
shagged his arse robbie

>>221534564
LOL

>>221534548
nicca looks like the elves from oblivion

>>221534519
some people claim to have lived an entire life as someone else or as a plant or object on dmt or similar. but they never actually seem to have learned anything from the experience

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*enters /brit/*

indians live in a cyberpunk dystopia except without all the cool technology that makes the genre interesting

was thinking about washing up but i only have a mug and a milk jug so i think i'll leave it
waste of water

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NYC first lady Rama Duwaji's Spotify playlists included 'hungry but sexy for Palestine'

>>221534634
Can you fuck off back to /macaca/

>>221534607
have heard that about salvia but all the DMT reports i've read say it's over pretty quickly, possibly you are conflating the two?? food for thought!

>>221534348
Need Ruby to use my face as her own personal sex toy.

>>221534608
what a jurk

>>221534634
i use apple music <3

>>221534634
she looks a bit like Sir Cannon Fishhead

>>221534645
just talked to my agent, he said i can't x

been listening to victorian ghost stories on youtube while laying in bed, wish we still spoke so well.

>>221534608
want it to show a replay from a better angle desu

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british gas on a mad one

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>>221534634
>being brown, thats your culture?

>>221534660
women don't really do that

>>221534674
give the link seems good

>>221534705
Why does her facial expression here turn me on so hard

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>>221534409
Cool webm, but it isn't dogurday, it's caturday

>i uthe apple muthic heart emoji

reckon it would be good to win the lottery and retire and go live in greece with my dog and two cats

>>221534707
I've had several women sit on my face but it's more me using them as a sex toy since I don't make them cum unless it's normal position pussy eating

>>221534707
they do if they like you

just scranned some porridge

>>221534660
i'd like to invest in your idea

>>221534742
any honey for the lads?

>>221534735
not at all no. they have sex but it's always about how they perceive your status, not about the physical need to fuck

I have apple music because every birthday and christmas my dad very thoughtfully gifts me a 30 pound apple gift voucher

I mean really when you think about it it's even better than money because it can only be spent on apple products or the apple app store. Thanks dad!

>>221534695
If Kier wants to cement his position as PM I would suggest kangaroo court trials for the bosses/boards of utility companies starting with British Gas and Thames Water
Approval rating would go stratospheric

>>221534727
I hope you do but the airline accidentally kills your pets on the way there and you never truly get over the loss and all the money and sunshine feels like so much ashes in your mouth

mad how some of you freaks spend all your time here and still get fooled by vpn attention seekers

>>221534667
kek i see it
>>221534695
what the fuck. there's the 53rd time britain was a wankmuffin club penguin puffle shagger

wish life was like how it looks in the vodafone ad on the telly

>taking the bus home
>warm day
>cuite alt girl with a pleather jacket on gets on
>takes a seat in the front row in the seats for old and handicaps
>I'm in the second row
>she turns her body to right, facing me
>she's looking directly at me
>heart starts racing
>have dark sunglasses on so she can't see my eyes
>can't even look into hers
>she keeps her gaze for what feels like an eternity
>it was probably only 20 seconds but still quite a long time to stare at someone
>have the perfect ice breaker "aren't you hot in that jacket? it's in the 90s today"
>the words never come out
>she eventually turns away

one of my biggest regrets and missed opportunities. not even the most painful 2b

>>221534749
nah just plain
do like some golden syrup on occasion but not today

>>221534755
Gold star virgin.

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watching some dollar tree dinners this saturday morning

>>221534778
i switch when spotify decided it didn't care about music and spammed the entire app with podcasts. t

>>221534348
i could make a good husband to Ruby, alas she doesn't even know i exist

laos is like thailand but based

>>221534783
well maybe i'll take the ferry

>>221534847
looks rather like a married american woman with whom I once exchanged naughty pics on reddit

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got the frasier on

>>221534831
>it's in the 90s today

FOY

the rorke who would be king

>>221534882
cheeky Frasier poster spotted

>solo-travelling past age 23
oh aye.. we all know what your game is sunshine x

>>221534862
been to thailand and laos and vietnam and briefly cambodia and my fave was vietnam

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>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fannie_Farmer

I like youtube music because google has been spying on me my entire life and keeping extensive records so when it makes playlists for me sometimes it will pull out songs I loved fifteen years ago but forgot about

shaved my neck and sideburns didn't i

>>221534885
Everyone knows that the British fashion is to refer to temperature in centigrade, but to emphasise how warm it is by saying it's in the nineties or over a hundred degrees

>>221534915
>sideburns
FOY

>>221534778
kek

>>221534831
i don't get the pickup line, is the weather in the 1990s or is her jacket in a 1990s style?

>>221534927
yeah no one does this

>>221534895
it's my dream to be a healthy 60 with £2 mil in an index fund, kids in uni and flown the coop, and a loving wife to just travel the world for our remaining years staying in nice hotels

>>221534927
too complicated, do you by any chance have aspergers

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>yeah no one does this

>>221534782
It's fucking keir

K-E-I-R

Are you fucking thick?

think i'll spend the day outside exploring, learning, growing

>>221534927
I can't remember the last time I came across a Brit who used Fahrenheit for temperature, everybody uses Celsius

might get my mate a reform tshirt to wear on his stag lol

Today on the cards:

United the Rally anti immigration protest
Pro-Palestine protest
FA cup final

Alas, as an anti-immigrant, anti-zionist, football enjoyer, I can only pick one.

>>221534927
mate i just copy and pasted that from /tv/ wtf are you on about?

woke up far too early
think i shall have a quick wank and get back to sleep

need summer to stop existing

>>221534966
love this

>>221534989
Still more than a month of spring remaining

Ruby Granger or Hermione Granger. an unanswerable question

>>221534515
slava ukraine

might have some strawberries for breakfast

woke up tired as hell

No, I won't use your so-called Metric System. It's a machine system, made for machine men, in their machine world. Well I won't have it!

>>221534989
good post, the white man cries out for eternal autumn

>>221535013
sleep apnea

>>221534998
i think there's someone in this thread who has a VERY clear answer to this question x

>>221534695
why didnt they shoot the people breaking in?

>>221535017
machine men deserve human rights

>>221534825
our vodafone ads are some asian yank screaming at us for being dumb enough to want to use our phone anywhere more than two hours away from a capital city

>>221535028
*shoots you in the head and kills you*

>>221534974
all that matters is eurovision final and /int/ posting with our international friends.

fahrenheit
metric measurements
yyyymmdd

simple as

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he will be CEO of Chase bank some day. just watch.

>>221535017
well it's not our system though is it

>>221535049
you can't do that anymore without consequences mate, it's not 1942

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ffs billy now everyone's gonna think those e-bike youths running people over are white

a yank inch is precisely 25.4 millimetres
Precisely.

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>>221535063
For me, it's ISO standards and SI units.

>>221535075
i can if i'm smart enough to not get caught. i've watched a lot of retards kill people on gore sites. trust me, i know what to do

>>221535100
wish you could give out reddit gold on here like they do on ylilauta

Imperial measurements are BRITISH and thus can NEVER be worthy of a 'FOY'.

Referring to sideboards as 'sideburns', however, is terminally Yankbrained. Likewise, using double quotation marks and spelling 'miaow' as 'meow'. How often do you cretins correct those? NEVER. I am the only true ENGLISHMAN in this thread, and I think my being a Yorkshireman is a major reason why. I am untainted by the continent, unlike you Southern homosexuals and halfwit Midlanders.

>ISO
woke nonsense

>>221535063
the year/month/day is the most retarded shit imagineable. you read left or right yeah? so what should change first should be day because they tick over faster than the month column does, and then the year. stupid fucks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nh-NMWf2_-8


canadian girls living in ENGLAND

>>221534895
seeing the world?

>>221535128
complaining about americanisms is the most reddit thing i can thing of

literally half the posts in the british reddits are people whining about others saying "aluminum" and "candy"

bore on you dull cunt

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>>221535128

iso date
imperial lengths (inches, feet, miles)
metric weights (grams)
metric volume
fahrenheit temperature

ive wanked to everything and i cant get hard anymore

The past was yours but the future's mine, or so he said.

PEEQUAL's squat urinals will be popping up at Hackney Moves this weekend! Designed for all women, trans women, AFAB and non-binary people, PEEQUAL is 3x quicker to use than traditional portable toilets, so you can skip the queues, save time, and get back to your race.

>>221535136
it's literally just ordering from largest to smallest you spastic

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISO_8601

>>221535128
using apostrophes as quotation marks is stupid

>>221535148
oh aye.. x

>>221535156
it's pathetic and futile
just accept the yankification as inevitable and it will be easier

not sure if i genuinely prefer being alone or if i've just been without gf or social life for so long i've developed stockholm syndrome for it

>>221535156
>t. Quentin Famileigh

>>221535136
>hour:minute:second is the most retarded shit imagineable. you read left or right yeah? so what should change first should be second because they tick over faster than the minute column does, and then the hour. stupid fucks
think about how retarded you sound

*Hits you over the head with a MAB blocks set*

>>221535182
shut up scrodent

grasping the cats head in my hand

Sir Niggard Bigot

>>221534831
she probably thought what a mong and if she didn't she surely would after that "ice breaker"

>>221535193
if you ever wanna ragebait a british person just say
>i could care less
and they will spend the next 45 minutes going
>so that means you COULD care less? so there are things that you care less about??? so that means you care???

they are utterly, utterly boring cunts

rorke submitting an ISO standard for the master race

leftypol submitting an ISO standard for a "woman" with no mention of genitalia

Right so why does it change to AM or PM at 12 instead of 1

>>221535063
Well at least you didn't say MMDDYYYY

>>221535106
This but unironically

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dd/mm/yyyy is the most profoundly continent-brained mindset imaginable

i was the nice man now im the ice man

>>221535205
well that's me done
*slithers back into my little retarded cretin hole*

>>221534439
Not sure that's a real job

>>221535196
people suck and they're not very useful

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if you had a a sexy amerigf and she said if you didn't get circumcised she would break up with you

Reform's new campaign song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cgdM0gWGoU

>>221535228
can't be asked to do that

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Loads of police at the Tommy Robinson rally

>>221535228
I would rather be boring than be as thick as pig shit

have always been somewhat confused about britain's stance on celsius vs fahrenheit because there was this one black books episode where manny was stressing out about it getting up to "88 degrees" and i had to wonder if some brits genuinely do use fahrenheit or glinner was trying to appeal to yank audiences who cannot into conversions

in the gym, gymming

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>>221535236
luv are drake

>>221535231
Because Romans and medieval priests were innumerate cretins

>>221535228
>the next 45 minutes
You wish someone would talk to you for 45 minutes you boring cunt

>>221535256
this is costing taxpayers 5 million btw

should have just used the money to fill in potholes with the biomass

>>221535136
Year first? Yeah, that establishes the foundation of the moment. We're in *this* year. Followed by the month. That's also important. You need to know which segment of the year you're in! Ok then it's the day of the month, right? Really important, this is the detail you probably crave. Hour of the day comes next. This feels repetitive. Each hour occurs on each day of every month of every year. So this feels less important. You can probably just guess the current hour and be within 1/24th of accuracy. Minute is similar to hour, but on a smaller scale. You can usually omit this. Seconds are the smallest unit of time and are only useful for detailed research into time. Usually best left to the experts.

>>221535270
cringe af

mental how niggard is a word lol

>>221535256
What's that white and blue I spy at the front there

>>221535232
>Well at least you didn't say MMDDYYYY
mm/dd/yyyy is dumb but at least it's better than dd/mm/yyyy if you chop off they ear

then it's just mm/dd which makes more sense than dd/mm

>>221535256
need to go into central today for unrelated reasons
hope i dont run into these mongs or the other mongs

>>221535295
Scotch saltire

>>221535280
>>221535259
rattled lmao, just as planned

get a life instead of complaining about spelling differences

funny also how it's only americans who are targeted for this. the rest of the anglo countries are fine right?

>>221535231
it doesnt. it changes at 12:00:00:00:00:00:001

>>221535280
sent that freak flying

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you have no idea how chinese im becoming

>>221535292
when i was in grammer school a teacher got in trouble for saying the word "niggardly"

we didnt even have any black students so who wasoffended?

Tommy Robinson? Got his aftershave me, pull everytime i use it

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>oi rorke, i heard you did a racism

The year should be in the middle, dividing month and day, so you don't get confused if it's April 5th or May 4th

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>>221535209

>>221535312
oh did he? did he yeah? he sent me flying? oh mate i've been so done. it's over!

fuck up dork

>>221535228
>english, welsh or scottish person*
ftfy
in cornwall we take it easy and don't get hung up on details like this

>>221535290
appreciate this post. thank you for going into depth on this subject. it's always nice to learn from my betters (Englishmen) unless you're (Scottish) in which case shut the fuck up cunt

>>221535332
catberg reminded of his place

acting racistly

>>221535307
"Could care less" means that you must care to some degree, that's an obvious logical fact

>>221535336
cornwall is the last white place in britain so i'm not surprised

day month year is the only one that makes sense
brits use some weird fucked up mix of imperial and metric so they have no say in these topics
lets not even get started on yanks
kill them all i say

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>americanisms
>date formats
>units of measure

>>221535308
Fucks sake Rorke

just got raped in Gregg's

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Tragic bitrate but looks like a big crowd there

>>221535350
you actually fucking retarded? jesus christ how do you spackers even survive each day

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*slides into /brit/*

>>221535377
looks like 50 people max

>>221535383
They start off posting their arse on TikTok and a year later after enough attention they start an onlyfans.

>>221535377
I must be an undiagnosed sperg because I never understood these things

>>221535379
You think I'm dumb because I stated something that is obviously true? I think you need to learn what intelligence is because clearly you don't know.

>>221535362
would

anyone remember the simpsons

>>221535410
Paid stooge organises a rally to funnel rorkes down streets equipped with facial recognition cameras, everyone who attends goes on a list.

>>221535383
something about the belt in this webm that makes my cock go ballistic

>>221535401
Call me when they're up to the Adultwork stage

>>221535426
the Konami arcade game

>>221535411
holy shit. you are this fucking dim. i don't think with all the time in the world i could succeed in explaining the basic point to you so i'm gonna leave now, don't bother replying.

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i am a pathetic anglo boy and exist to serve superior french QUEENS

>>221535443
I accept your concession

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I'm beach body ready

>>221535383
AI slop

was never meant to function properly in society me, contracts, obligations, money, toil, responsibilities and the like
hate it, yet forced to live it

>>221535430
activating the rape receptors in your braindead moronic indian brain

>>221535426
remember Simpsons Hit & Run?

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gaze in amazement at the natural wonders of northern ireland/ the north of ireland

>>221535458
perhaps you'd be happier in somalia

1.4 billion Indians is absolutely horrifying. It evokes the same biological dread that seeing a maggot does.

Gen X nursing homes with a Simpsons room

*does the Bartman*

Northampton Saints 94-33 Bristol Bears

>>221535469
defo worth spending billions of pounds every year to give this natural wonder in the uk

>>221535066
Was absolutely howling at the Indians attempts online to make people think he actually is a chad that someone would sexually harass

>>221535458
at least you're white right?
>*checks flag*
oh...

>>221535429
how does tommy even make money
>>221535474
somalia's coming to him so we'll find out

then Homer said "dough"

>>221535474
i’d stick out like a sore thumb and most likely be killed the pentasecond i enter the country

On the "I could care less" discussion; you're supposed to throw a little sarcasm on the delivery. That subtlety was lost when Americans sacrificed their country at the altar of capitalism all those years ago.

>>221535434
What's the AW scene like in Australia?

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She's 14 is she fit

there is no escape from the fortress of the moles!

i am earthman

fucking hell this general is a mecca for nonces and schizos of all stripes

>>221535485
aye, white like the first snowfall of winter

>>221535444
she's aging horribly

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my nama jeff

>>221535499
what time is it in canada

need to start dressing smarter for the summer season

>is this child fit
please kill yourself immediately post-haste

>>221535469
some dirty little irishman looked at this and said "faith and begorrah, it's a giant's causeway so it is!"

>>221535536
SCREAM

>>221535498
tbf it's been yonks since I looked but there was a handful of prozzers who had a profile on AW as well as locanto and backpage back when that was a a thing

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>>221535536

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Is she fit lads.

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whats 9 plus 10
twenny wan

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might play pubg later

>>221535514
*pisses in your snow*
heh.. not so white now YELLOW MAN kek

im in me mums car
vroom vroom
get out me car
aw

>>221535576
too soon

>>221535571
POO CRYING

>>221535576
loved this shit until they put bots in it, same with fortnite. why the fuck would i want ro play a 100 man battle royale against other people if 90% are fucking bots? stupid idiot heads

>>221535578
bit of an aussie calling the piss yellow situation

>>221535499
she's looking a bit worse for wear what's happened to her?

i am iceman
i'm a really nice man
i'll cook some rice man
my heart is precise man
its on a device man
just roll the dice man
thats my advice man

>>221535383
moment she shows her ugly face it ruins the entire video

At the start of the month I decided to quit my vices. Progress:

Adderal - quit (it was too expensive anyway)
Benzos - quit (had a few hard nights of no sleep but gone now)
Weed - quit
Alcohol - quit 3 days ago so must make sure I don't drink again
Caffeine - quit
Porn - quit (only wank to softcore youtube videos)
Smoking - this little fucker nicotine is still in me

I am Fares. I have a suit.

you hate ai because it takes your job and spreads misinformation
I hate ai because it won't write porn fanfics the way I want

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/money/property/buying-selling/london-anti-social-housing-problem

business plan: give the fill social housing in the most productive and important part of the country with third worlders who don't work