Alright lads.

off into the city centre to be in the centre of the city. centrally.

>>221537402
'orse

>>221537401
its actually mental they can get a gun over the counter with just a background check for a few hours work
deranged country

can't settle at all these last few days, just been flicking from website to website, thread to thread, reading nothing. Not enjoying wanking or eating. Tired of it all.

>Houses are for living, not for speculation.
-Prime Minister Anthony Albanese

when do we get those benifits of brexit lads?

>>221537448
*does nothing*

Does anyone know where is cheap to live outside of Birmingham but still commutable distance to Birmingham

>>221537439
scared Potter

>>221537439
Imagine shooting yourself with a mint condition Navy Luger though.

>>221537459
when nige becomes the pm. trust the 4d chess plan

>>221537461
Scranfield

Standard February afternoon then. What? It's May?

and the latest from young bob?

Charles Veitch should stand for Mayor of Greater Manchester

howling at this chinky lad with the massive scope on the tiny pistol

has anyone seen my cat?

>>221537459
still can't believe rorke voted to replace poles with pakistanis

No interest in owning a gun but enjoy browsing /k/.

no? No one going to help me out?

>>221537568
*crosses legs to conceal my suspiciously cat-shaped penis*

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>>221537584
for me, it would be the mk47 mutant, i just think it's neat

i know i'm getting old because i don't even want to play video games. i feel like my dad now

really want to get drunk again tonight but I really can’t afford it

>>221537613
only video games i care about are the resident evil series. bought a ps5 just to play re9 haha

>>221537629
me in shorts ignoring whatever nonsense this is

>>221537629
that woman voted for it

>>221537463
done him

>>221537521
he's banned from the city center though so how would that work

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>bans Zionist agitators from entering the UK
Dark Starmer, I kneel

when scotland becomes independant will they be able to afford their pensions or will they just btfo the boomers and cut their pensions to the bone?

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>>221537612
Terrifying. I like shotguns

asking AI on what photos would be good to take for dating apps. it's come to this

i'm not accostumed to this much rain imc, rorke will still claim climate change is bullshit btw

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kino

>>221537703
england will pay those pensions

>>221537703
all the north sea oil would be ours so we end up like norway where everyone has a guaranteed good pension

Who was in the wrong here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3rJcKe8ogc

asking AI what the best wanking technique is

>>221537740
wanking inside the vagina of your wife

>>221537725
no we wouldn't

>>221537731
isn't the oil far past peak/mostly sold off anyway?

straight up hitting rorke with a black boner attack

ive blogged the lot

What’s the cheapest way to get hammered?

our boy uploaded

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFyc-G4GSY8

>>221537782
sniff petrol

>>221537784
buy an ad jim

ham and egg sando was a moderate success
bit of dijon mayo on there
was alright, basically like a bacon and egg really

why did boris specifically choose to import millions of low skilled extremely culturally alien people? they will never pay more than they take and they wont intermarry and will just create hostile little ghettos isolated from english culture and people? why did he do that? i could understand importing loads of well educated people but why did he choose low skilled aliens?

>>221537845
why dont you go and ask him?

Scottish Premiership. It all comes down to this. Sky Sports. Now.

>>221537867
got it on
x

>>221537845
the treasury told him to do it to combat wage growth inflation which was contributing to general inflation
which turned out ok because we've not got a high level of inflation right now so it's all fine innit

Millions, if not billions must die

>>221537867
why didn't Hearts win it already? are they dumb?

>>221537845
because after the loss of the eastern european migrants low skilled people's wages were going to rise and his rich mates didn't want that so they imported loads of people to ensure the lower class continues to suffer.

>>221537867
where good stream site?

>>221537845
orders from his masters

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Seems Britain was more advanced 70 years ago

lets go 'earts, kill those fenian cunts

>>221537885
fact

>>221537845
brexit made it harder and less attractive for our classic eastern european immigrants to move here so they had to fill the labour gap with jeets and ngubus

>>221537448
the thing that they need to do is make houses cheaper, but no politician will never ever ever ever ever do that and if they try they will be forcibly prevented by corrupt rivals
all they ever do is make home loans available for less deposits while doing nothing to address making the mortgage for such massive loans affordable or acknowledging the effect the spike in demand as a result of these schemes will have on prices
they need to increase supply and reduce demand. Any time they say something that will supposedly make housing more affordable that isn't "we are building more houses" or "we are cutting immigration" they are trying to placate you.
Albo reckons they're going to build 31,000 houses over a decade and is giving himself a pat on the back for the ambition of his party, but the population of Australia is projected to grow by ~4,340,000 over that same 10 years, so in reality they are doing fuck all.
Building homes should be the primary focus of every party but they won't do it because every one of them has their wealth tied up in the property market

We at /brit/ support Celtic in their mission to defy the oppressive anti-Irish Scottish FA and media machine.

fuck off rod stewart

any /celtic/ man in?

imagine you're just chilling and then one day 50 pakis come down the river and kill you and take your entire family as slaves

>>221537940
fuck off nonce

>>221537943
this still happens in nigeria

alright well I've found a stream

>>221537969
mf exploring the woods be like

expecting some low quality football here

>>221537973
scremy

>>221537969
ordinancesurveymong is in

>>221537969
are you going to sail down it with 50 pakis and capture some people as slaves

celtic have a few jappy lads

ive got a court date coming this june
ill be driving soon

>>221537943
hot

poo yelling

>>221538008
she got heemed it seems

going to boo and whistle every second hearts have the ball, non white behaviour

based on my fleshlight experience I don't think I could get hard enough to penetrate a woman even if the opportunity came up
thankfully it hasn't so I don't have to face that humiliation

sieg heil fellow natsocs, hope you're having an aryan day

off out x

>>221538053
see you soon
x

>>221537845
They consoome brand wear, sling dope, and create demand for insurances — all in all raising GDP while having no negative impact on Boris' peers business.

>>221538052
heil hitler mate I'm having a zyklon b day thanks hope you're auschwitz

>>221538085
watch out for jewish tricks my fellow master race representative

honestly hate old people so fucking much, i wish covid was real and wiped them all out. everything is utterly fucked and we can't fix it because old spastic freaks control the entire democracy due to their numbers. the entire country will go bankrupt due to the triple lock and they dont care because they are betting they will die before we have to go the imf. we cant fix housing because they own property and want it to keep going up in value we can't rejoin the eu because they have decided it is their generations cause to turn england into an isolated little poor shithole.

there is the saying 'societies grow great when men plant trees whos shade they will never sit under' meanwhile our elders have gone out of their way to steal from their own grandchildren.

naptime on the cards

rapetime on the cards

Mental how the Canadian nonce can be at this for literal years and 4chan just can’t completely ban him
They’re literally powerless

>>221538113
the lamentations of a shagless man

>>221538085
>>221538108
77th working on a saturday

>>221538050
stop wanking into plastic then

Heart's, Heart's, Glorious Heart's

>>221538141
can't do it in the first place

>>221538113
this is just what happens in any democracy with an aging society, granted the triple lock is a insane thing to have done i dont think any other country has anything like that

did they finally let emmett out of the funny farm?

>>221538048
what do you expect? being catholic is spiritually non-white

>>221538144
boomers will still vote for him

>Nearly half of households in social housing are entirely economically inactive, and four in five receive housing benefit. Not only do most of those who live in London’s social housing not work, around half of the lead tenants are foreign born.

Jack commutes 50 minutes a day at considerable expense so Abdul can live in Shoreditch

>>221538210
sc

>>221538113
Yeah they’re just useless. Whenever you ask an old person who they’re voting for or what they support, 90% of the time it’s whoever will give them the most. Or in a lot of cases whoever will invite in the most biomass, since for some reason they feel bad for them
The way the winter fuel payment being stopped was backtracked should give you an idea of how much this country worships old wankers

>>221538205
>50 minutes
90 for me, need them all gone

>>221538133
Forgot about them

>>221538210
>screenshot thing your own reply

just want to tell all the lads on /brit/ that I am doing a poo

got called white cunt at centrelink lads

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>>221538251
>>screenshot thing

>>221538273
>>221538279
jesus christ this is fucking dire
ausdogs in absolute shambles

>>221538305
no the gif is spectacular, not nice to hate on him for it

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>>221538305

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at age 30 I am a salesman, shareholder, homeowner, director of a ltd company, and committee member of a residents association of a high class waterfront area

at 27 I was none of those things

life can happen fast

>>221538210
ROAR

>>221538372
nigna finna eat a notepax

>>221538372
is he running out of fast food slop to review?

>>221538381
at age 27 and age 30 you were a gay twat
some things never change

>>221538408
done him

watching the goycattle get kettled

>>221538397
screamior

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>>221538377

im scared

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>>221538405
he's just noticed that if he makes the title and thumbnail look like he's about to kill himself that people start talking about him again
the videos themselves always end up being about how he thinks the recent additions to the menu at taco bell ornwhstever have been disappointing

>>221538450
that's just someone's house

>Man Utd reach agreement with Michael Carrick for 44 y/o to become the club’s new permanent head coach.

Carrick sacked

… lunch time crafting my excellent biomass extinction virus …

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>>221538113
>we can't rejoin the eu because they have decided it is their generations cause to turn england into an isolated little poor shithole.
we don't need EU membership. The EU is a club of foreign countries that huddle together because they were all invaded and conquered in living memory. It is a supranational union of the most pathetic cowardly nations on the planet that gave away their national sovereignty before someone inevitably took it from them

we harmed our ties with our actual civilisation, countries like Canada, Australia, and New Zealand, just to join that shithole foreign union

throwing away our national sovereignty so mongs can get trinket micro benefits like quicker queues at airports and caps on data roaming charges in foreign countries

selfish old people took us into the EU and selfish old people are always the ones campaigning to rejoin it

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could not pay me to live on predator island

carrick snapped up by torquay united

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>>221538466

rorke pronouncing it chat gehpehteh

>>221538512
the sharks are in the water not on the island so you'll be right

>>221538537
and what of the dingos

Restore Britain will be running a candidate in the Makerfield by-election

got my driving exam next week. really hope i pass. i need to leave this shithole asap

putting frozen peas under my foreskin

>>221538512
died for nothing
sad

>>221538512
too much competition for you?

>>221538481
feel like he's fallen off recently
used to be a lot more cutting edge but since he unironically got the FBI called in for the school shooting post he's went tame

>>221538552
you driving to japan?

>>221538512
you mean jersey?

are we gay

>>221538574
i wish, but no

>>221538546
In the bush a 7 hour drive away from civilisation and even then just don't leave your baby unattended in an open car and you'll manage

>>221538512
not a serious country

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1778932893540564.webm

>>221538512
Mate you already live there

>>221538561
my favourite vids of his are where he talks about the weather in california or the geography and stuff

>>221538113
You do make a fair point. Pensioners want the fattest pensions possible even if it bankrupts everybody else.

At the very least we should means test the state pension. Any pensioner who gets over £25k in annual income outside of the pension should not be entitled to the pension.

>>221538593
only sharks round these parts are baskers and worst they'll do is give you a kiss

>>221538512
how does this happen in real life? if you're swimming you see the shark coming and hit it or wrestle it away from you

Just been kicked out the pub cause mousey wouldn't stop singing the sash

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>>221538492

set some cannabis plant matter on fire and inhaled the smoke and now i'm high

>>221538615
you seem to be mistaken

>>221538622
yeah just wrestle the giant killing machine in water

I could easily wrestle a 13ft great white shark in the ocean
just get under its belly and grab on tight, what's it gonna do?

OHHHH DOMMY DOMMY

>"AI can cost more than human workers now," per Axios
omds...

still remembering when a bloke on here said celtic get dodgy decisions because of they are a “lefty” club and the sfa want to promote their politics
how much can idpol rot your mind

>>221538668
wriggle

>>221538633
looks more like he's been infected with it
need him to be hunched over a table

>>221538679
Exactly we all know is because they're papists

>>221538668
just spin it round by its tail and throw it into the sun

polar bears like the smell of period blood almost as much as seal blubber

dangling my nards off the edge of a dinghy in basker waters

So Paulo, we've got FA cup final or we've got erm the Eurovision Song Contest, what do you want to watch Paulo?

>>221538643
you could do enough to stop it biting you

>>221538682
That will only embed it's cock deeper into my anus, thus tightening my judo hold on it

when I was a kid and we'd go on holidays to spain and that the waiters would always ask Celtic or Rangers when they learned we were from scotland and when I said "I don't really follow the football" they didn't understand

>>221538695
which is actually based
fuck freemasons. mon the jesuits.

had 6 wanks so far today

>>221538719
surely you still have a preference

i'd just beep the horn and go "oi. that's enough" and leave the shark embarrassed at how foolish it was being and it would go mincing back to the deeps

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>>221538507
>selfish old people are always the ones campaigning to rejoin [the EU]
How thick are you? Support for rejoining the EU is high among the young and lower among racist pensioners

See pic. Among the youngest group, 73% want to rejoin the EU. Among the oldest group, it's only 36%

You dumb cunt

Stats are linked to on this page: https://yougov.com/en-gb/articles/54567-how-strong-is-uk-support-for-rejoining-the-european-union

mad how my girlfriend is my world and i love her to bits

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this shit go hard

>>221538728
couldn't care less mate. Either team could win the league for the next 1000 years and I wouldn't care.

tried to get into sports when i was younger just to fit in but it didn't really take, my IQ is simply too high
and i mean watching sports is what bores me mind you, i'm a demon when i'm playing rugby

>>221538668
get its cock out and rape you

why is the yank still posting about drake here?

Britain Needs Reform.

Action has been taken.

>>221538746
what colour is her bumhole

>>221538772
corr imagine the sissygasm

i’m a celtic man and i’m not arsed if hearts win. i obviously want celtic to win it but if hearts do it will be great for scottish football. we win it every feckin year, its expected. if celtic get the league title today ill be more happy that it means a night out with my mates tonight than the actual fact of winning it

>>221538772
see >>221538712

>>221538552
it is rough how so many job applications require a driver's licence, it's stopping me from getting a job and i don't have the money to take the test

EDL EDL EDL

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someone explain what the problem is?

maybe trans women are women

>>221538750
make them pay and dust, certified bangers fr

>>221538816
looks shite

>>221538816
woke bloody world wont allow it

>>221538816
the cronem complaining about being caricatured

>>221538802
just get an office job that lets you work remotely lmao

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i mean this is clearly just complete bollocks

>>221538848
BAZONGAS

>smeltic

>>221538848
love black women
dont like tattoos
dont like baby hair

>>221538848
i need this melanin

got a really bad spot on my right arsecheek
hurts like fuck

You're blackpilling
We have hundreds of thousands chanting "blood and soil" in the capital and you're blackpilling?

Goooooaaaal

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Get these mentally ill pillocks euthanised NOW
Think Canada has the right idea, nothing but tax blackholes these people, get rid

>>221538865
goyslaves

>>221538857
as someone with no work experience and no a-levels?

>>221538848
wish she had longer hair

>>221538848
might mount this on the side of my house

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I'm a Celtics man too.

irish catholic bros...

sex in africa

rorke: take that you fenian bastards!
leftypol: free tibet

>>221538893
stick her in a straight jacket and padded cell if she's that mental

>>221538893
its a good start, but the fact you have to volunteer is the problem when we could go going around sweeping up the smackheads and putting them under euthanasia

>>221538848
Just noticed she's got no knickers on

>>221538900
i have no a-levels, just some useless college diploma. started as a tescoid and now i work remotely. need to be in the office like once a month. never felt like i needed a driving licence desu, i just want it because i want to move away from my mother

watched eternal sunshine of the spotless mind (2004) the other day and it made me jealous that it never snows here

im portuguese catholic

the refball begins

reckon hearts will still lose me

REF GODS I KNEEL

We need more of those BASED black guys!

>>221538942
wtf
where's the israeli flags?
what are they paying rubenstein for?

love VAR

era penal
his hand is about 2 feet out

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>>221538953
Snows only occasionally here

do not post niggers

>>221538942
>kernow flag
Carlybender's big day out?

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nothing on

>>221538942
imagine running in there naked with an LGBT flag

>>221538986
i've never woken up to a white blanketed view
i've never felt the powdery snow between my fingers
i''ve never build a snowman
i've never pelted a snowball at some cunt
i've hardly lived

>>221538951
>tescoid

sacked tranny is that you?

>farts

ausdogs fucking love they superannuations

is /brit/ a free palestine general? or is it a zionist freak general?

>>221539011
never made an interesting post either

>>221539017
a don't care general

>>221539017
not british culture

>>221538893
>>221538944
I think if someone consistently expresses a wish to have medical assistance to die then giving them that assistance could be okay. People's own wishes are important.
>we could go going around sweeping up the smackheads and putting them under euthanasia
No. If they don't want to die, we should not kill them. We should help them to overcome their addictions. Addiction is a health condition just like hepatitis or rabies. We should provide healthcare to such people.

>>221539017
Don't care about shit happening a million miles away

>>221538961
what did he do

>>221539024
1.2 million dollars please

>>221539030
zionosts control your country mate

right thats it rorke thats bloody it youre getting raped

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>>221539017

rasheed melty incoming

>>221539014
nah, i thought he's a lidl lad

>>221539051
And what does that have to do with caring about Palestine?

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stomach erotic

>>221539017
I'm a "hope they kill each other" sort

Searching for posts that contain ‘rape rorke’ and in ‘au’. 80 results found.

>>221539059
haven't been on here in a while don't remember all the details about gimmicks and """personalities"""

right well she's covered in bees

uploading my cock to the cloud

Leftypol once scoffed at the notion of Jews controlling everything, but he's changed his tune now they started bombing browns

>>221539076
bizarre

>>221539102
2KB file was it

>>221539110
it's actually mental how you basically see people saying this now when even 5 years ago you'd be branded a right wing conspiracy theorist nutter for even daring to mention it

>>221539110
Leftypol will make excuses, similar to how Trump's attempted assassination being an inside job isn't a schizo conspiracy theory because he believes it

>>221539102
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mousey will have a historic meltdown if celtic dont win

>>221539164
He's not scottish he just lives in scotland. He doesn't care about football.

>>221539163
banged up that batty boy

Going to have a poo

Celtic have won five penalties via handballs in the Scottish Premiership this season, two more than any other side.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTIOKDHcgTc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTIOKDHcgTc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTIOKDHcgTc

based

CHRIST IS KING

you can't live in scotland if you're english you'll get beaten up

the scottish man kicked the ball did he? fascinating stuff

>>221539220
you do realise you won't get away with this

im spiritually diseased physically mutated and mentally disabled

>>221539205
moo :)

watching a show on bbc
why'd they just randomly add a gay dogging scene though
not gonna lie I did get hard but

>>221539241
ill kick your fucking balls in a minute pal

>>221539221
it's the opposite though

soon as they hear that glasgow accent their arsehole tightens as they think you're about to do an ice cream war on them

>>221539221
not true ive been to glasgow and skye and fort william and never got beaten up not even once

went to dundee once

the fabled black isle