Can you imagine yourself in prison in your country?What would you do?
Yes, play games and solve math problems. I did memorize a couple of these just in case i get arrested for whatever reason or abducted or anything of that sort.
>>221537932I was sure I would end up in prison as a teenager. I didnt.
>>221537932Prison would at least give me an excuse for not doing anything with my life.
>>221537932I'm always careful around authorities and the upper class. You can get thrown to prison here without any trial or sentence for absolutely no reason at all especially if you belong to the working or lower class.
Myself enduring thereYes, but not in maximum securityMe committing something to warrant being put there, no
>>221538131Incel niggas imagine their jail being comfy single cells like in Scandinavian countries while they would sleep and shit together with other 3-4 people at least
>>221537932Become president beforehand so i can enjoy the Sarko treatment>Over a decade before even getting near a prison>Getting a private meeting with the sitting president the day before>A private cell in a VIP wing of the prison>Access to a private gym and a private yard>Unlimited access to visitors and outside communication>Two armed personal bodyguards from outside get to follow me inside the prison and provide security just as they did before (on top of the prison guards)>Anyone who shouts insults or threats about me from their cells far away in other wings of the prison get additional charges and solitary confinement>Private meeting with the minister of justice inside my cell>Early release three weeks in
>>221538361No, but that is what I would do. People play games there and bet cigarettes.
>>221540484Prisons here banned smoking both inside and outside. Seems like a retarded policy that probably causes more problems than it solves, they should at least have a designated outdoor smoking area.
I hear that the worst thing about prison is how boring it is. I imagine I'd just read a bunch of books all day but that would get really old fast
>>221540630You have to create stuff and write. Then you should be somewhat fine. Like solving math book problems, writing reviews, studying law or whatever keeps your head moving.
>>221537932Brazilian prison is absolutely nightmareI would probably join the local cartel
>>221540690I've been toying with the idea of writing a book of some kind, that's probably what I'd do in prison I guess. Anything instead of hanging out with other prison tards
>>221538228Happens in Brazil tooUnless you're wealthy enough to get a lawyer you gonna get fucked
>>221540731Some dudes here write poetry and whatever. Not really my kind of thing but still, whatever keeps your head moving.
>>221538228What's worse is that appeals and shit can literally take fucking years, decades even.
>>221538361>shit together with other 3-4 people at leastimagine the smell
>>221537932My dad went to prison, not very scary, just boring
I've never been to prison (knock on wood) but I have been to county jail and basically you>read>talk about books>play chess>gamble with cards or dice>make fun of the guards>watch the retards and thugs engage in jailhouse intrigues>talk about court>talk about sex drugs and violence>talk about all the food and pussy your gonna get after you're released>listen to the real cons talk about crimes>listen to the same real cons talk about they baby mommas, mommas, and kids>sometimes see a fight or the watch the guards shoot a screaming schizo (who's usually already in a straight jacket) with a pepperball gun until he shuts up or at least settles for quietly whimpering instead>stare out the pod window>look forward to the next (shitty) meal>try to not get used to it, or try to get used to it, depending on your inclination I've had some good times in jail but wouldn't wish it on hardly anyone, nor do I ever want to go back. Jail here can be comfy in a way, it can be disturbing, it can be scary if you're stupid or a pussy, and it is always at least slightly degrading at any given time. Mostly though it's just fucking lame.
I'm a cute twink so I know what would happen to me..
>>221542957>gamble with cards or diceThat sounds like a really bad idea
>>221543744just pay up if you lose and don't be a dick. It does cause some problems though yeah. My friend said when he was in prison he watched a dude get kicked to death over a packet of ramen noodles, but he was in the big boy house in the violent offenders area, no one's going to stab you in county jail unless you're involved in gang shit (in which case you're probably only in county jail waiting for your court date or to be transferred to real prison).
>>221537932I'd kill myself before i got raped or beaten
Prison sounds amazing. Workout every day get fit, read books, lots of time to meditate. You could even write a novel on some toilet paper and hide it in the vents
