roy edish
…lunchtime wearing my excellent glasses watching live ATP Rome doubles SF on sky sports Tennis on my TV via sky stream in home ...
https://i.postimg.cc/Y2gtDs79/WIN-20260516-16-31-37-Pro.jpg
>>221539302is that trump playing for Gatesfield
lovely spring weather
>>221539344it's fucking bollocks m8 may is meant to be a banker for decent weather but it's been dogshit so far
>>221539363couldbe worse. our weather is all over the place
I am Ivar the bonless.
>>221539302Royston Vasey's musky codpiece
ivar the cockless
what happened to cole palmer is genuinely sad. He was the hottest thing since sliced bread last season
Sickly how evil are the Americans
beautiful people shouldn’t be able to die like this. I wish I could’ve taken their places they deserve to be here I’m a ugly freak I don’t
how many Kent man do we have in and where? sevenoaks here
>>221539344>>221539402>>221540756>>221541991dogshit posts
Spring vibe today
>>221542001>tattooruined
>>221542001should've learned to swim init
>>221542042back from the march?
>>221542020all me
feeling really gay todayall the estrogen from last night's steamingtoil probably
>>221542001Highly cucked but redpilled stance
the spring fit
rorke hanging up the england flag he got from jjb sports in 2002
Essex police have paused the use of live facial recognition (LFR) technology after a study found cameras were significantly more likely to target black people than people of other ethnicities.
>>221542047>>221542061>>221542081>>221542103child rapists made these posts
>>221542114vgh this is the diversity building britian they told us about in school
take me back
>>221542129i'm not a "child" rapist
>>221542103I unironically dress like this
I deserve to suffer but would prefer not to
well done gregg
>>221542184*gives you a chinese burn*
Was just saying in the last thread mad how much bigger cars have got in the last 10-15 years
>>221542200>managing director conducting interview for SWEnah
>>221542200based. hr goblins/recruiters are subhuman and should only be treated otherwise when it benefits you
>>221542224Aye
so we’re all out on the piss tonight aren’t we boys?
>>221542224i drive this
Oh mother I can feel the soil falling over my head…
sizeable white erection
Why don't all footballers wear the scrum cap if cte is such a problem
>>221542253Even the little subcompacts are 1.5x bigger than older models.
get them drank
>>221542256i'm not allowed to drink
really need to go to the laundrette, i just cant be fucked doing anything.
>>221542286Why? Under 21?
>>221542224cagers are mentally ill
>>221542256Might have a few tins in my smelly bedroom
>>221542292you dont have a washing machine in your house?
beef stew tasting goodx
energy drinks are the new chewing gum
>>221542262canyoneroooooooo-oohh-ooh
>>221542273didnt know cte was even a problem in >our football. if youre referring to the yank shite then their helmets far more effective than simple scrum caps, and theyve started wearing scrum caps over the helmets for extra protection lol
>>221542262One hell of a Canyonero
vaping is gay
>>221542200HR foid wouldn't be so fucking smug if she didn't have hundreds of biomass to pick from.
>>221542302missus doesnt like when i drink as its bad for my health happy wife happy life
just found out gay porn is gay
how am i supposed to interpret this?
>caffeine is the modern day opiate
how bent is it to bring your steamdeck on holiday and do a play on the plane?
Y'all ever try one of those sprite cranberries?
… it’s all there (a pre snooker check) to wearing my excellent glasses watching live ATP Rome doubles SF on sky sports Tennis on my tv via sky stream and Formula E on Mac in home ...
>>221542368depends, what would you be playing?
Yep, chatting with a german girl online who has a candice-looking nose but smaller
>>221542200>Safe to say, this particular candidate has eliminated from our high-level consideration list.
>>221542310no
i haven't felt the sun on my skin in seven years
>>221542351the seller is an esl, and given the yookays demographics, that means theyre most likely a paki. dont buy anything from them
>>221542326these things don't do shit outside of making you look like a dumb assthe brains are still rattling around during normal contact and don't do shit against high speed hits
lots of clunge at the TR rally
>>221542379corr mate chatting online is it didn't realise it was that serious
>>221542322>>22154233312 yards long, 2 lanes wide, 65 tons of american pride!
>>221542377flight sim the route or truck sim games
>>221542394stopped buying from pakis years ago when i got gypped twice in a row from them on ebay. tried it again the other day and they sent the wrong fucking itemmental how an entire demographic can be such utter human trash
>>221542224Boomers love having big cars because it means that when they cause a car accident they’ll be okay and it’ll be the other poor sod who will be maimed and killed
>>221542404she has a candice-esque nose too
Thinking of messaging a girl I was into in college.
>>221542262loved running over moleman with the canyonero as marge in hit and run
gonna have a cuppa. How do you have yours?
Haven’t seen a white bloke working at Morrisons in years. Do they use an agency or something with only hires boriswave jeets or something?
>>221542404the disguised seethe in this post lol pathetic
>>221542422... scored an early isolated incubation with hantavirus whilst ejoying some WTA on Sky Sports Tennis in the quarantine ward ...
>>221542422LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
had my blood pressure taken at the doctors and it was 140/90. normally i'm in the 110-120/70 range.not on at all
Business idea: I go missing and am never found
>>221542501where are you going?
can't stop laughing AT the mentally-ill man XD
:P
>>221542501might be in but i am wondering where you ended up
>>221542513Well if I told you I wouldn’t really be missing, would I?
>>221542501reminds me of that norm bit
>>221542465the morrisons petrol station at mine is all jeetsshort one, balding one, female one, long haired onebizarre roster
supporting the lil paki fellas should get you banned from /brit/
>>221542465My local Co-op and Tesco are full biomass now.Asda is about half-biomass but they're becoming more noticeable.
MOTORINGWHAT'S YOUR PRICE FOR FLIGHT
>>221542517fat knacker
>>221542379Corrr what language you speaking in?
Get your pooey arseholes out for Britain
>>221542001the rescuer died as well
>>221542541I’m not fat
half mara tomorrow cant wait until after gonna gorge myself on booze and sweets until i sick up on my self
>>221542501alri madders aha x
>>221542528
>>221542542Language of LOVE x <3
>>221542501don't understand how that could ever be profitable
>>221542434It's not even the 4x4s, people upgrading an old model shit econobox to a new model econobox and the car balloons.
I'm going to get into this Hind now
>>221542003Rochester but other side of the river
>>221542577that's what i say to my gf every night (she's red dot indian)
>>221542567That English then mongy?
>>221542422omg he has chronic schizophrenia lol
>>221542427i roll my eyes every time i see anything about how those people bring anything to the uk. in london particularly, all "worthwhile" cultural additions have come from caribbeans, and i suppose africans are somewhat represented in sports/music, but even that doesnt justify their vast numbers. on the other hand, jeets/pakis/nafris/mudslimes in general have brought absolutely nothing to the country outside of a few meals that we could easily live without. no one knows or cares about their fashion, music, cinema, art, athletics etc, and they certainly arent involved with creating diaspora culture that doesnt involved telling you that your history is evil garbage but they still want to live here. just utterly pointless people
>>221542591errr the scrandemic?
>>221542569Think of all the ad revenue which could be generated from shitty YouTube essayists just reading my Wikipedia page over spooky visuals and ambient music
>>221542591had one of these at arbys when I was in the states
oh my days
erm
>>221542501>Business idea: I go missing and am never foundRichey Edwards come home
What's the play tonight on this Shagurday?
They need to bring back propaganda. Not for shit political ideologies, just to boost morale and mental well-being. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lT40nTFax7UThis is pure kino
might get into footballanything i should know?
>>221542596Massively underselling the fact that a very large portion of their communities were either engaged in, or turning a blind eye to, the grooming gangs
>>221542607>shitty YouTube essayistsAI voiceover mate
>>221542569
>>221542628it's shit
uhhhhhh
what the hell is that
>>221542405Trump?
>>221542628All the authorities are extremely corrupt and only the lower leagues are watchable
biomass is such a brilliant word
fuck sake rorke
>>221542650link
>>221542628noooo don't do it stay a virgin and seethe about it like we do
>>221542628er yeahwe are the boyswe are the boyswe arewe arewe are the boys
>>221542617mental fortitudetoo big to righ next seasonwe go again troops
>>221542667"how could you tell i played disco elysium?"
>>221542559what's your goal time
>>221542670https://scrandle.com/
>>221542650
>>221542621>>221542650poo f scrm
Panoramic shot I took of the Peak District with my Huawei Pura 80 Ultra on my walk this morning
>>221542592Love <3 x
>>22154266770s pedo more like
>>221542694ta x
>huawei
>BBC putting up a qr code to buy a tv licensefucking screaming
>>221542710old man of coniston?
>>221542710Lush and I mean lush
this is not human food
>>221542710looks lovely
omds
>>221542710corr
>>221542749Not a fan of mint me
>>221542739>>221542742>>221542751>>221542760Thanks, here's another snap I took. This one is using the landscape picture mode on my Huawei Pura 80 Ultra.
>>221542749Mushy peas are alright with a little vinegar but the idea of having a cup of them is repulsive
>>221542749looks like the stuff yanks shart out tbf
>>22154277310cm en dun
>>221542782lush
s
>>221542788why do you have this saved
>>2215426931:371:35 push
>>221542749oh yes it is mate
>>221542790hoot
Are smartwatches any good?
Another title for the famous hoops today
>>221542710>>221542782lots of far-right thoughts appearing in my head looking at these photographs
>>221542818why did you record this? why was it worth posting?
business idea: butter that's good for you and isn't bad for animals
>>221542759
>>221542818nga built like bubble bass
>>221542749If the French did this people would cream their undies
Sir Harry Kane hatrick
>>221542818>lorry suspension visible shaking as he gets onhe must literally weigh a tonne
always thought my body was grotesque and today i realised it's all related to me having a short torso and long legs
>>221542840His name was Mohammed Mahdi and has been given the status of martyr for his sacrifice in the line of duty
>>221542865literally who
>>221542818mental how boogie will outlive us
le british food badvery original stuff so insightful
Christ is King
>>221542890and now you know why its grotesque
>>221542890wish i had a long torso
>>221542818he made that look easy
>>221542915ough
>>221542890opposite for me I have short legs and a long torso
>>221542650one on the right looks yum as
do stray cats like humans?
>>221542945one waits for me outside work when i walk home every day
if youre not meant to wash jeans how do i get the fart smells out
>>221542782
>>221542944bet you'd love a nice poo pint to wash down the poo sauce
>>221542892why do they always seem so angry no matter what they're preachingthe core of the message is "dont be too sad when people die, you'll see them again in heaven :)" but he comes of like he's pissed off at you for needing to be preached to
>>221542945If they need help like with kittens or if they're truly desperate, feral cats may seek out human help. But if they're very comfortable around humans normally, they likely grew up with humans and aren't feral.
>>221542944behave
cam on chelsea
>>221542650>must hire bames>must use bame catering services>people who insist you must do above complain when food is subparnever happy the whinging cunts
got the hangover shits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLEmx6CayVU
blame the bames
slot and edwards in the mud here
Business idea: I use 100% of my brain
it's giving /brit/
>>221542890alri spongebob
doing josef mengele experiments on my pet slugs
>>221543103used 100% of my brain
>reading a perfectly good story>author decides to write a chapter where a child is rapedsick to my stomach
>>221543050haha ha
>>221542945with love and care yes x
just get the fuck away
renting out my unused brain capacity to AI data centres
Rebirth.
we need to go to the hood dimension morty
>>221543125i was actually just thinking about how i have unused usage on claude just sitting there and that i should probably do something with it but then realised my brain also has capacity and i just waste it here haha ha
watching the football, eating pickled onion Space Raiders, drinking Knights cider through a straw because of my sensitive teeth
meant to be on a diet but I've eaten loads and might eat some more
>>221543145Britain NEEDS rebirthing Spiritual, cultural, national
Regirth.
>>221543168fat cunt
want to live in a 40ft shipping container in the woods
>>221543168my lunch was a jar of peanut butter and a gallon of whole milk
>>221543168ah, the butterfield diet
Business idea: bar staffed by attractive women with hairy armpits
>>221543186ah yes the American 'Ploughmans'
LIVERPOOL
Are Aussie posters trying to be like post-ironic or random in an gen alpha way or what? I can never understand what they fuck they are on about. Extremely funny sometimes, but I don't know if it's intentional.
>>221543189has anyone tried this diet yet?
>>221543206I'm in, 10 mil up front
fat wick
remember when everyone was pissed at her because of some marvel shite
>>221543075wrong general and wrong board, livertroon
this is a fucking tragedyBAN OZEMPIC NOW!!!
>>221543264if i wanted to talk to you i'd be in /epl/
>>221543260ugly whore
>>221543260they made it political
>>221543260>everyone*woman hating freaks
am actually freezing cold lmao
>>221543301vim and especially neovim is clearly transcoded
>>221543326got the heating on me (21c)
>>221543260just another dumb fuck leftypol celebrity whore
>>221543301i use cursor
>>221543168must be your genes
>>221543301>>221543334i use emacs
any recommendations for my afternoon goon while i play some assassins creed?
IDE with vim or emacs bindings is the only sane thingif you're trying to get your little text editor to behave like an IDE by installing a thousand plugins, you're a wastemanif you're using an IDE without keybinds, you're a pajeet
get the azealia banks on
you can tell people who were previously fat, even if theyve been on ozempic, because theyve still got that fat auraits impossible to get rid ofthey will be spiritually fat for life
if you need fat jabs you're a weak pathetic failure
>>221543301rorke uses notepad
>>221543305isnt that the guy who spent all his money on an alt-right coffee business, went broke, and disappeared from the internet?
>>221543374do the genes compel them to walk into shops, buy high calorie sugary junk food, come home and stuff themselves?yeah, no. they're just losers.
>chelpoo>>221543394even when i'm <11st i still have love handles and a double chin
>>221543387fiona sprouts blue dress POV
>>221543411>an alt-right coffee businessa what?
>>221543437i like sprouts
>>221543411he disappeared because he started flagging YouTube channels that made fun of him and he's meant to be muh free speech guy so the internet turned on him
for me, it's lazarus
our curtis tooreckon slot's lost the dressing room
>he thinks software engineers still use IDEs in 2026its all agentic nowi dont even look at the code
It’s happening…
>>221543484is this why windows takes a seconds to open the start menu
>>221543484zoomzooms literally think this is how non-junior developers code
>>221543491bring on the trucks of peace
>>221543449do you like blue
>>221543479there's no way he can stay. been terrible since the end of last season. every press conference he says the players aren't doing what he wants so he's obviously lost them and now he's lost the fans
>>221543491scr wtf
might watch the latest goose kino tonight
>>221543513go to any FAANG company and 80+% of the code is written by agents
mum is out and I am having to cook this chicken myselffeeling a bit lost here
>>221543529favourite goose?
all the bad guys are winning
>>221542782>HuaweiThe advantage of a Chinese phone is of course the fact that the Chinese Communist Party will harvest all your personal data.
>>221543484Mikeyesque post
>>221543484this. this year my job has just become taking github issues and teams messages my product owner sends me and pasting them into claude code from my phone then reviewing it all the following morning
>>221543545would scran them all
>>221543545Magpie Goose !!!
>>221543545magellan goose looks nice
Mikey and his ilk are missed around here, the unimpressive pseudo personalities that emerged to fill the void are underwhelming at best
might watch la la land>>221543545egyptian goose
why did this Welsh looney start doing full length Sunday dinenr vids? I preferred his short ones where he just pranced around for a couple of minutes
feel like going back to uni at age 35
going to a house party that the slightly chubby zoomer lass is also attending tonight, wonder what she's like after a few drinks aha
>>221543520turns out Duncan from blue was gay and had a thing for black buckshe came out in his 40s or something
Just eaten a whole quiche
my wine is open
>>221543545silly goose
>>221543545orinoco goose is gorge x
>>221543545the Egyptian one looks a bit like the parrot that was in my garden last week
>>221543609age gap?
>>221543635might have been an egyptian parrotx
>>221543598dont understand these people who buy a flag and hang it up without ironing/steaming it so remove the fold creases. very common with trannies
we have wild parakeets around here
this nigga eating beans
gaggle of geese flew past my window just now
>>221543649dunno if we have any Egyptians near here. I tried to find who owns it
>>221543613>he came out in his 40s or somethingcloset full of mothballs at that point, might as well stay in and become a right-wing grifter
>>221543619nuh uh, no he di’ent!
mad that people keep parrots as pets
>>221543661That means you're gonna die
king of eygpt wants his parrot back
>>221543613not exactly hiding was he. look at how they're touching
new >>221543701
>>221543665The Nick Fuentes gambit
>>221543707>>221543707>>221543707
>>221543520Simon Webb's solo stuff shits all over Bluehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yS9PCBtMuW4
>>221543301chad using nano
>>221543545Canada Goose
