Britain edition
he LITERALLY built britain
live from the march
scottish, more like depressed gay fag amirite? xD
everyone moans about the taste of cadburys in current year but i had some at easter and it tasted exactly the same as what i remember
>>221539330I've always wondered how a person could live in such delusion.
>>221539339nothing against anime but if you watch goyslop like this you need to grow up
>>221539358>everyone moansum
>>221539358same here. The whole "omg it was bought by a US company so it tastes like vomit now" spiel is reddit patter as far as I'm concerned. Tastes the same as ever, delicious.
>>221539339im a morbidly obese 83iq autistic pedophile from the slums of jakarta and this is my post
>>221539358ok well you're wrong
asked the nig at subway after i paid to put the receipt in the sandwich. excellent crunch
>>221539358nah your tastebuds are defective
>>221539375howl
i am ice man i am not a nice man
Caught my uncle wanking to bbw porn a few years back
weatherberg at it again. it needs to stop.
>>221539339ktimovic
>>221539407did you help him out
oi ughie
raining again pluviophiles can't stop winning
>>221539407Thought that said something else.
>>221539407he wanted to get caught
well?
>>221539371so true lol niggas be watching 900 episodes of That Time I Got Reincarnated As My Little Sister's Panties!! instead of cowboy bebop or whatever
>>221539371i don't even know the name of it, i just found it on xitter and posted it because i want that too
bellend smells of quavers
>>221539358They fuck around with everything else (sizes, prices, fillings) but their whole central gimmique is milk chocolate made with their specially blended cocoa/milk/sugar crystal powder mix. They are not dumb enough to fuck with thathttps://youtube.com/watch?v=TnbZ1wZrH70
>>221539449you have never smelt a quaver fatlad
feeling demoralised today lads. There's a lot of talk about the country being browned up with all sorts of Indians and Pakistanis and being second class citizens in our own land. Which is true to an extent. It's being allowed by the ruling class so they can scare us into bringing schitzos like restore and reform into office to increase their power. The whole system is rigged and it makes me feel powerless.
>>221539358>>221539374You're off your rocker if you honestly can't taste a difference
>>221539442you're a goy among goys omds
>>221539465reckon everyone who says this just got covid and it shagged their ability to taste things
hangover has retreated. gymtoil looms.
>zionists are soooo evil>zionists are why our lives are shit !>googles zionists>literally just jewish people who want the existence of a jewish state baffling how this whole 'zionist' thing has been manipulated and painted as something sinister and malicious
>>221539466the end result of inceldom mate
Will YOU be watching the wogs kick the ball??
Might visit Australia and have a stroll through Bundoora
>>221539463
I am full Welsh R1b.
>>221539485maybe ethnostates aren't good
probably not gonna care much about the opinion of someone who had to google ‘zionism’
not sure what theyre cooking over at lidl
got a good haircut yesterday. very pleased. usually look like a proper mong for a couple of weeks after a chop.
>>221539485hope this is bait but you soulless jew devils genuinely do have your heads this far up your arses
get the umposters milked
>>221539493the rape of rorking
leftypol sitting down at a football match
I'm 36 and in the best place physically, emotionally and financially that I have been ever
>>221539485zionism is a supremacist ideology that includes both christians (evangelicals) and muslims (UAE) as well as jews (israel)
I'm umposter
>>221539522Read this in a leb accent
>>221539529try standing the whole match at a prem game lad
had enough of rorke, rape his mouth shut
rarely see loo roll on a football pitch these days
>>221539543yeh mate i'm sure the UAE are passionate about a jewish state, sounds entirely reasonable and true
korke
>>221539577cost of living pressures
might do a wee
scranning pickled onions
now thats a crisp
>>221539590gulf arabs are more aligned to the US and Israel than they are to other arabs
>>221539552>don't like jews? you must be brownlook at my goyim dawg we're never escaping the jew omnicide
- ai that makes black ppl in porn white
>>221539590they have a very close economic, diplomatic and military alliance with them despite whatever they say
we're all hearts then yeah?
trying my best
>>221539622they're muslim you mong, yeh they deal with america because of the $$$$ but you only need to spend 10 mins around the average muzzy to know what they think of jews/israel
american addresses be like5955 Will Smith BoulevardDeath Valley, CA 90210
>>221539665aye
>>221539665i'm celtic to the extent that i dont really care and losing it on the last day would be funny
having a punt
>>221539665Yes. Nothing ever happens though.
>>221539666we're all gonna make it xx
we're hearing reports that the march has been successful, the kingdom united, and Tommy Robinson has released his bankai alongside a powerful reiatsu pressure wave stood outside 10 Downing Street calling for Sir Keir Starmer to answer the challenge@BethRigbySKYNEWS
System.
>>221539670What's wrong with that
Morning team. Already been down shops and had some pineapple pieces. Still feeling a bit under the weather but not as bad as I have been. Congestion has reduced further, headache almost gone and sore throat almost gone. Anticipating a full recovery by early next week team.
>>221539670uk addresses be like 22 Bovril Lane, Wumplingtonshire-Upon-Sea 1AY0982SD 8093 SHDUFH 76 32FSKDJ 98HFW F8WEGF
blog
>>221539668dont know much about the world do you
>>22153971942 wallaby way, sydney
battle of the batons soon
>>221539728rorke perking up for a split second before realising it's a bodysuit
>>221539735clearly more than you, i live in a town full of pakis and the idea that any of them would support israel is laughable at best
>>221539728was excited for a moment until i realised it wasnt an african queen but a white cracker in latex
>>221539728thought this was an african goddess from the sahara but it's some reddit bdsm fetish shit FUCK YOU
yeah so today i realised i'm not white because i was too scared to go to unite the kingdom rally(1/4 middle eastern, you can definitely tell and it's not just swarthy skin, i have a distinctly biomass look about me)
>>221539760ok little fella whatever you say
Ausdogs be like "we don't do that in my state"
ebay seller is having a melty as i put in a return
>>221539782concession accepted
just back from the ice cream fan and a 99p flake isn't 99p anymorestate of this country
can't say s*****e nowadays it's a swear word
>>221539775don't call your gran/grandpa biomass mate jesus lol
>>221539807>ice cream fan blew away by the prices hey
>>221539798yea good job little guy :)
Bruce Chang67/420 Ipswich Road WestFAIRLY PLAIN QLD 4444
>>221539791putting the feelers out to see if people will buy her bathwater
>>221539807bought two last year and it came to £9, what a fucking rip
>>221539791女キモい
big fan of ice cream
>>221539819WOKEY
>>221539791Mental how there's a country where women care about their husbands and try to make them happy.
>>221539827srmhcs
>Royal proclamations from 1596 and 1601 complained about the number of “negars and blackamoors” in the city and attempted deportations.
>>221539493there is a very mentally ill individual here all day long, nathan the sexless I believe he goes by
I am full Scottish R1b.
>>221539824projection + cope
>>221539849yea its called britain if your not an icnel
been sifting through an adoption websites for potential daughtersreckon brionna would be happy in my spare room
what's the story in blackamoory wouldn't you like to knwo
>>221539871nice one buddy youve done me
>>221539714your dads dead LMAO
>>221539849my gf does this, she’s like a Labrador
yeah i love israel and it's people me
>>221539879bet her farts REEK of nacho cheese
Dirt clear sky muscles and blood. I am half Scottish half Egyptian I1.
>>221539819what do you call this then?
>>221539879:/
>>221539882ill get the last word too thanks
Chelsea XI: Sanchez; Fofana, Colwill, Hato; Gusto, James, Caicedo, Cucurella; Palmer, Enzo; Joao Pedro. Man City XI: Trafford; Nunes, Khusanov, Guehi, O'Reilly; Semenyo, Rodri, Bernardo, Doku; Marmoush, Haaland.
I'm the chap who caught his uncle bbw wanking, didn't reply as I just had a longish shower.He just quickly turned it off but then didn't try to hide what he was doing. He just made a resigned face then chuckled with embarrassment.Funny thing is, his wife is very thin.
that barbara flynn was a fittie when she was younger
>>221539911how can syrians or afghans be illegal immigrants
>>221539919why did you walk into your uncles room?
>>221539911waheey look at em go
>>221539879um
>>221539879mate..
>>221539914yea you got it good job champ
>>221539879
>>221539879Any human pibble listings?
>>221539879what site is this? didn't realise adoption agencies have a directory where you can pick children
>>221539879fucking um
>>221539879>loves taco belltell her FOY
>>221539911>he fell for the "illegal" smokescreen
wanking to chubby latin women
That smells like Seven LayersThat beaver eats Taco Bell
almost time to start cooking
SIX SEVEN
>>221539879I genuinely wish her happiness and success in life xx
>ill get the last word too thanks
>>221539932He was on his phone in the living room and I was popping round to take a desk from him and he forgot I was coming over. His wife was shopping.
just ate the receipt right out of the cashier's hand at walmart
>>221540005desk any good?
sure thing unc more like resnore britain
iran is more democratic than all those zionist gulf arab family monarchies desu
what's mad is that most of you would actually take care of a girl that needed adoptingeven though you're filthy neet incels i reckon you wouldn't do anythingit's the older couples that look good on paper who end up abusing themif i died and had a daughter i'd rather leave her with one of you than some middle class family
>>221539945thanks for your efforts
So much diving in this celtics vs hearts match very dishonourable players
rolling a live grenade down the church aisle at rorkes funeral
>>221540034yeah I would, reckon I'd be a decent dad, would try my bestx
>>221540014Yeah, not bad. Still got it.
>>221540034i wouldnt abuse her but id make her do all my antifave chores
14 is a bit old for adoption isn’t it? Go get a job lil nikka
>>221540034right well now I'm blushing :3
>>221540034can't even take care of myself, what are you on about
can barely look after meself I'm not adopting a daughter
dusting poison on rorke's spag bol and passing it off as parmesan
>>221540057you'd sort yourself out and do it for her :)
>>221540035good job :)
>>221540042all attendees killedcasualties: 0
>>221540034>if i died and had a daughter i'd rather leave her with one of you than some middle class familyy-you too
TROLLPOST
Celtic are laying siege to hearts right now imagine if they hold on
I am full English R1b.
>>221540034if child services knock on my incel hovel and say poo barm lad or titch poster have named me as guardian of their daughter I'm sorry lad I'mnot taking her in
if i died id hope my daughter returned to the wilds
>>221540073howl
BELTER OF A SAVE BY THE HEARTS KEEPER FUCK PAPISTS THE POPE IS THE ANTICHRIST
>>221540072i know, shame i cant say the same for you
>poo barm lad or titch poster have named me as guardian of their daughter
reminds me of those lesbos who adopted a bunch of black kids then drove their van off a cliff and killed them all when abuse allegations started piling up
>>221540073screom
some of you lads think you're really funny but the truth is, you're not.
>>221540034yotsubato speaks of this
I am half English half Egyptian I1.
>>221540105nice one little bro
>>221540123:(
>>221540127im a cat
>>221540110very american moment
>>221540110:/
>>221540123I sit here howling at my own posts don't care if you lot find them funny or not
I would actually make a terrible father. I would be able to make them laugh and educate them, but I live like a slob and eat processed crap every day.
get it together hearts fuck me
>>221540149ktim
>>221540130shh
>>221539358I used to work in the factory in Telford that makes all of the Cadburys Easter eggs, and when you see how they're made, and the kind of people who work there, I can't help but laugh at the people who still eat that shit.
Yes mate will definitely be leaving my vulnerable daughter in the care of Ziedy or Mousenonce
>>221540124>when he takes yotsuba to buy a school bag
>>221540123Jokes on you. I don't think I'm funny.
>>221540167tell us what happened lad
>>221540165congrats on your victory lil guy
>>221540149This post made me feel seen
>>221539235wtf umbunny doing
>>221540167Magna on Stafford park? Had a job interview there many moons ago
>>221540149same lad I literally laugh out loud at my own posts
spee celtic hearts thread is unusable
>>221540171these guys are some of the frailest freaks alive a young girl would probably over power them
>>221540184you're done
>>221540206yep im done good job!
ffs these two autismos are still at it
>>221540178genuinely teared up a bit at it ngl
>>221540171/brit/ homescoolingeconomics lessons from mikeyscience lessons from mouseyAI prompts from heathermong
rorke buying a dildo off amazon but his mum answers the door and "confiscates" it
bottle of garlic mayo for lunch
>>221540229>>221540178>cry to cartoonsliteral children post among us
THIS FUCKING CELTIC HEARTS GAME
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA GET FUCKED
scenes
>>221540253you wouldn't get it
heartsbros...
>fearts
NEED VAR BANNED, BORING SHITE
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO THIS IS ABHORRENT POPERY
terrible piece of commentating thereannouncing the outcome before the ref
>>221540215seething
ohh my days
paedo club always gets var decisions for some reason huh?
>>221539455That's where you're wrong. The 'glass and a half' is pure bullshit. In the old days the ingredient was powered whole milk, that literally was the equivalent of a glass and half of liquid milk. Now they use whey power, which is a cheap byproduct of cheese making and is also sold to /fit/ retards as a bulking supplement. They also stopped using cocoa butter and replaced it with palm oil, which until a few decades ago was only used to lubricate farm machinery.
micks had one chance at escaping eternal old firm reich and blew it
>>221540290reckon pre-var the lino wouldn't have raised his flag
means nothing to them
>>221540296they do it all the time and it takes the piss
>>221540296yeah why do they do thatshouldn't have even been flagged or var'd in the first place
>>221540297yea im seething hard good job
LMAO fuck prods
VAR more like vatican assisted referee
>>221540327stop being a gargantuan faggot please you're desecrating the good name of Australians everywhere
8 minutes extra time for a pure calvin and luther victory
>>221540335>when the junior dev is deploying
Right so God is 3 beings but one God and that's somehow monotheism even though the trinity never mentioned in the Bible and Augustine himself couldn't explain it.He created the entire universe a few thousand years ago but faked evidence to make it look billions of years old just because.He condemned the entire human race to sinfulness and death because a woman who had been alive for hours or days with no knowledge of morality ate a fruit at the behest of a talking snake and gained self awareness as a result which is apparently evil.And despite being all good and all powerful God can't just forgive us himself but rather everyone has to go to Hell because of this incident.God then lives as the Judean storm deity for a few centuries, genociding people in a giant flood, torturing Job for a bet, appearing as a talking bush here and there.He confuses the entire planets languages for building a ziggurat too tall but he has no problems with space travel or skyscrapers today.He then impregnates a 14 year old girl with himself to be born as his own son to die so he can forgive us for a sin he knew we'd commit under the conditions he placed us in.But even then you're only saved if you eat a bread wafer every Sunday believing it's literally human flesh and believe fully in his tales without requiring any evidence.And you can't have evidence because the all powerful God can't show himself because nobody can see God yet live except Moses and few other old testament people who did that.And now we're waiting for the world to end but before that can happen Israel needs to genocide the entire middle east or algo.Does that about sum up Christianity?
>>221540358s
Hairline integrity: Compromised
not reading that
really need hearts to equalise and then it get chalked off incorrectly by var for maximum seethe
>>221540372have you got cameras in my house or something
why do so many africans from nigeria and kenya on Xitter support hearts? I see them seething at the celtic goal
don't give two shites about football
>>221540327owned so hard your own countrymen mock you
>>221540362
>>221540384theyve probably bet on a hearts title win
>>221540362More complicated than that and only catholics believe in tranSUBstantiation
did the man kick the ball did he?
>>221540335me when my worm too close to the water is killed
>>221540362its metaphorical o algo, dont question it or deegz will rape you in your sleep
heatherpaedo is going to be melting down about this for the rest of the day and punishing /brit/ for it
>>221540178you have reminded me that I never had a school bag. had to take my things in a shopping bag and this was before they did the better quality ones that last
>>221540391stop being a gargantuan faggot please you're desecrating the good name of brits everywhere
CHIPOUT CHIPOUT CHIPOUT CHIPOUT CHIPOUT CHIPOUT
sure hope the evil money club don't win the fa cup
of all the things to complain and criticise and talk about in the big 2026 you decide to attack Christianity lmao you lot must be absolute shut-ins if you think this is remotely relevant in this day and age
leftypol visiting rorke's grave in 2095his raw vegan diet has allowed him to live a long healthy life you see
>>221540425That's simply not true, is it?
annex ireland
Having a cup of tea team
>CHIPOUT
practicing my attacks
>>221540425the poortherner experience
>>221540425oh my days
Poo man
>>221539879>14>fifth gradedoes she have the big retardation?
scrannington
Yum
absolutely evil, fuck off celtic
any poo man in?
>sharts
>>>/sp/154692931
total catholic victory
Mousey stop the violence It isn't worth it
losing to an 81 year old manager is embarrassing
big f
*pitch invasion*absolutely disgraceful scenes here no one wants to see this, this is horrific, I've never seen anything like this it's awful
well said sam
>>221540391yea that sucks you won little guy :D
Mouseys just smashed up a shop in govan
Religion is a cancer and science is the cure
Celtic (3.08) 3-1 (1.10) Hearts
>>221540535well... you hate to see it dont you
reminder, as ever, that pitch invasions are tinpot
>>221540509It is because I didn't bet on them. My bad.
cute hearts girlx
>>221540535Just shows the barbaric disorderly character of Celtic players and the papists in general doesn't it
>>221540556it's soured the whole afternoon the children will be crying themselves to sleep tonight, terrible scenes here
havent ever eaten a vegetable
why do the winning teams always keep winning and never lose once, Man City are gonna win the prem again too
>>221540563t. sky six cuckstomer
A glorious day for not only the legendary Martin O’Neill. Not only the glorious Glasgow Celtic. Not only Hibernian Football Club. But for the capital city of Scotland, the greatest city in the world - Glasgow.
kek there is so much seethe on twitter from britishers right now
>>221540587ive got an aubergine you can sample
>>221540601haha what are we angry about
Fuck prods forever LMFAO
>>221540601>Britisherssaaaaar
>>221540497>Pork mince £12/kiloButchers deserve to go under
absolutely pointless league
rorke nigga unleashed
move over to the other thread. thanks
>>221540634
saaaar the britishers are soooo angryyyy haha benchoddddsss
Am I on /sp/ or something? I have no clue what's happening and you can all fuck off back to your normoid sports fan containment zone.
>>221540622The International Pointless game hosted by Alexander Armstrong
HATE micah richards
oh my days *old firm team/bayern/psg/el clasico team/city* just won the league, i cant believe it
>>221540394screamji
>>221540543ty
>no irish gfwhy???
