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is this the thread then is it

scotland is third world

imagine being the guy that gets to pound her pussy

>>221540634
why's she upset

>>221540664
it is aye

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rorke's mum

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bit rum that edition tbf, she has braces and everything

>>221540656
/brit/ is an /sp/ general and always has been
don't like it? fuck off the britfeel

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>>221540671

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a sitting N. Ireland politician with a huge following tweeted this. How embarrassing. A grown man crying over sportsball

>>221540634
Another nonce thread is it?

Please fuck off from this website and never return you genuine freak

the man has kicked the ball

this is not a drill, i repeat, the ball has been kicked and latest reports suggest that it has been done by the man

i say again, the man has in fact kicked the ball

right let’s have a proper fa cup final now

>>221540682
looks 16 or over, fair game

>>221540708
whoever wins we lose

Don't know what Protestants are so confused about. The Papacy was established by Peter on the instruction of Christ himself when he receives the Keys to the Kingdom of Heaven

>Matthew 16:19: "I will give you the keys of the kingdom of heaven; whatever you bind on earth will be bound in heaven, and whatever you loose on earth will be loosed in heaven."

Peter establishes the Papacy and the Pope is the earthly vicar to the Kingdom of Heaven. If you oppose the Pope, you are literally opposing God and Christ

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>>221540680
>I am excited for her to reciprocate when she tells me she can't because she has a husband

>>221540634
want to give her a hug :(

Miss the emo girl era. There were some fit birds back in the day.

chelcity, citsea

Right, now that's over it's time for the English to show the entire world how a football competition SHOULD be adjudicated.

Democracy. Equality. Rule of law. Judicial independence.

>>221540697
based presby

>>221540634
ah i know the type, last week she was a die-hard fan of my chemical romance, this week, she hates them and calls them poseurs

>>221540708
an incredibly boring 2-0 city win probably with help from VAR

right well, uh, dont REALLY remember asking

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hiiiii!!

it's the irish century

>>221540634
shes the most beautiful girl ive ever seen

>>221540745
little mincer

>>221540671
it was that delinquent kid who was always getting in trouble and is probably in jail now

yanks liking the soggur today because there's a sectarian bent they can use to LARP with

>>221540766
how old are you

>>221540634
literally looks like the male youtuber called Quackity
>>221540644
screm

I mean I can’t see that little ginger fella coaching Chelsea to an fa cup final victory desu

>>221540745
pige

>>221540745
maybe mudslimes dont eat pork because they dont want to kill these cuties

>>221540745
little faggot pig

>>221540719
fuck the pope mate

>>221540761
never played any of these among us games dunno how you play them

I understand it's about voting off the killer or whatever but I don't know how you know who the killer is

rorko off to the sly-grog shop

>>221540793
you cant say that

>>221540719
all made up bullshit

>>221540757
she reminds of this one wasp girl from new england who did amature bbc porn with her black bf on chaturbate until she got pregnant and disappeared lmao

rorko's modern life

buying 'cohol off 'ber 'ts

indians on here under numerous flags always get caught out when they refer to us as britishers

>>221540745
sausage dog

fuck fifa and fuck america

>Walking the streets of Kansas City, Houston, Miami and New York it is hard not to notice a World Cup is coming.

>But for hoteliers checking their booking systems, the buzz is more of a murmur.

>The industry body says most hotels in World Cup host cities are seeing bookings lower than this time last year, and those who spoke to the BBC said they were underwhelmed so far.

got the insomnia pretty bad lately, not even mirtazapine is knocking me out like it used to
wonder if i should see a doctor and get on ambien or some shite

>>221540732
I was in my last year of high school when these girls started showing up as first years. They were easy and I fucked a few of them.

>>221540795
you see them kill people

>>221540814
no excuse then, get it together mate you're not 19 anymore time to grow up

felt uncomfortable last night when the ancient memes were posted. made me realise how much time I've spent on this faggot poo website

>>221540813
just go down the shop you mug

>A rescue diver has died while searching for the bodies of four Italians who died in a scuba-diving accident in the Maldives.

they are dead what's the point

>>221540823
am i supposed to know what those words mean?

Don't know anything about Scottish football, why do we support hearts? Celtic has some Japanese players so surely that's the team we should support?

>>221540821
canada's opening game in toronto isn't even sold out yet

Sir Harry Kane

someone jay that nonce

https://x.com/JamieBrysonLLB/status/2055643218721591354

omds

>>221540861
having seen ronny mcnutt i can say this is not what it would look like really

>>221540861
bob le ponge in the fucking mud

>shearts

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>>221540870
This is Celtic's 14th title in 15 years. When Rangers were demoted in 2012, they were well ahead of Celtic on honours won and that was why they claimed to be the most successful club in the world (not just Scotland). The rest of Scottish football collectively decided to punish them in the hopes that lower league sides would get a quick cash boost and that SPL teams would have more chance of qualifying for European football. Instead, it has solidified Celtic as the only club of worth, whilst simultaneously reducing quality to such an extent that they are no longer competitive in Europe.

Also, a Hearts win this season would've been the greatest achievement in Scottish football since the early 80s. Now, people expect them to be competitive after the biggest ever points haul of any non-Old Firm team. Even if they WON the league next season, it wouldn't feel the same achievement as this year. They're only in the 2nd qualifying round of the Champions League too, rather than the Group Stage, and if they lose that they only enter the Europa League in the 3rd qualifying round. From the £20m prize of the Champions League to potentially not even being in the proper stages of European competition, which makes a huge difference to their chances of attracting new talent over the Summer.

imagine sacked tranny trying to get on the women's only car in japan lmao

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need a wheelchairfu

what the fuck is this?

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>>221540870
I was looking at my dashcam video from earlier and noticed I overtook an Aldi lorry. Were you in it?

>>221540745
porkberg

>>221540920
sc

One week until Slamdunk Festival. Where should we meet lads?

>>221540808
does it yeah

>>221540895
thought rangers died, not demoted?

>>221540920
Imagining it. Yeah, that's actually a good scenario to imagine to be fair. Love playing pretend with my dollies. Thanks Spaino.

>>221540869
aye

>>221540858
>died searching for dead people
what an utterly pointless death

>>221540932
everytime i see someone in a wheelchair i either think of the guy from sex education that got cucked, happy wheels, or the dei posters at uni with disabled black hijabis on them

>>221540959
you're welcome

>>221540932
she got any sensation downstairs?

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i still support hearts, they did the unthinkable this season

>>221540993
Fuck off yank

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>>221540761
Towa stack

looking for expensive imported guinness online so i can drink it in my smegroom playing civ v

>>221540980
why does it matter

>>221540957
both
original club died, phoenix club had to start from the bottom rung of scottish football

I hate niggerball so much, I hate who watch niggerball, and I hate people who want to talk about niggerball. The only sport that is remotely interesting is UFC because there are actual stakes involved, and even that is boring as shit and not worth watching

>>221540895
Thanks for the description, I still don't really understand it but I think Hearts were the underdog.

>>221540941
No

>>221540932
I remember years ago when I used to frequent norgetraaden they would go on about this

>>221540858
there's clearly a monster down there

>>221541005
>civ v
good lad got 4000 hours played myself

>>221541005
You reckon 5 is better than 6?

>>221541003
im not a yank, im german working in america

>>221540843
have you done literally nothing else between when those memes were originally posted and now? Most of us have lived a life that in that timeframe

>>221541007
if she doesn't then her fanny won't expand or moisten properly (i assume)

>>221540932
fit

>>221541045
fuck off kraut

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ah so this is, how you say, rovery

>>221541050
kek i know a nigga who looks exactly like that except even more geeky

grenfell twappi

Two lads in the pub watching Celtic vs Hearts: “It’s in Scotland isn’t it? Why’s there so many Irish flags?”

screaming

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1778853033840047.mp4

>>221541057
Love a big fat GDK even though I feel shitty cheating on bossman with it

>>221541037
haven't played 6 in yonks but probably yeh

ah yes the scottish football league conspiracy where every team conspired to get Rangers in to financial liquidation. Reminds me of the cope you see in Arseanal threads of referee and FA conspiracies to do their team in every game

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black kween

>>221541073
oh the nigger kicked a ball in a net did he? wow that’s fascinating and impacts my life tell me more

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Wonder how Tommy's rally is go-

>>221541062
fuck you too sir

Brits having a gigameltie over Celtic will never not be funny to me LMAO prods provide endless entertainment

>>221541064
screaming at those edited teeth koreans are evil

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Not trying to be dickhead about trannies but what’s even the point in transitioning and then doing absolutely nothing to try to look feminine? Brother looks like a pantomime act.

>>221541073
>Two DUDES in the HONKY TONK*
Ftfy weird freak

not clicking that

>>221541100
kek
there's no escaping diversity is there

>>221541105
and they say they don't care, why act like this if they don't care?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Sd1stYQp-c

>>221541111
checked. and why would you expect anything more from an obviously deranged mentally ill person

>>221541130
They care a lot

>>221541100
how does one acquire a female african rorke

Scottish Premier League came so close to breaking out of the cycle of being utter dog shit only to fall at the last hurdle due to refball lmao love to see it

if you wanna laugh go here
https://www.followfollow.com/forum/forums/the-bear-pit/

>>221541100
well he is an israeli asset

>>221541148
i don’t know people are sexually attracted to black women, to me when i see one they register in my head the same way an 80 year old does. just completely asexual beings to me

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nth for the gyaldem

what should I buy with a bottle of vodka so I don’t look like a complete alcoholic

chucking olives at the wall

>>221541166
homosexual

gyally demmies mentioned

>>221541186
need to see her x troy francisco

nah to be fair when you deep it iPlayer is a really stupid name for a public broadcaster's digital streaming service

There is a big north south divide in Shropshire, with north Shropshire being flatlands and south Shropshire being more mountainous. South is considered more affluent too. I haven't really been to South Shropshire much

>>221541189
they won't even notice or care mate

leftypol: bbc iplayer
rorke: iplay with bbc

people are going to stop showing up to these unite the kingdom rally’s if all they do is put on a music show instead of burning everything down

>>221541227
They will everyone judges me wherever I go and what I do

>>221541206
wen you deep it yeah
>>221541212
wish you were my wife btw, i'd be beating you black and blue after this hearts loss to vent

>>221541212
*puts my Stella down and hits you with a right hook*

>>221541212
got quite the north south divide going on yourself

>>221541193
you probably see a black woman like twice a year so you think they’re a rare pokemon.

>>221541232
have a (you)

>>221541212
shrop your head smoove off

might start drinking now

Lot of Israeli flags at the Unite the Kingdom protest which is pretty odd because Palestine hasn’t been controlled by the British since the 1940s

>>221541252
plenty in the cities mate ive seen more than enough jungle bum to know what i like

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well rorke?

FUCK man city

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>>221541199
Big up x

are pork pies nice I’ve never had one before I like sausage rolls are they similar??

nothing to watch on telly

>>221541293
the walleddem

>made an image through tears
>post it in /sp/
>zero pity (you)s
>come here
>some yank cunt has nabbed it and gotten a (you)
fucking done with it all

dislike youtube poop style videos because im sure it has created countless amounts of autistic people who consumed them as a kid

The flatdem going on a big shop to Tescos without me
Time for a wank methinks

>>221541274
its because theyre our greatest ally you incel freak. the irgun and haganah were literally created to support british ambitions in the middle east, they never even harmed a fly!

>>221541293
4321
in order of best shag to worse shag

>>221541302
they are like sausage rolls if sausages rolls were compressed so everything is harder

Miss emo girls

>>221541302
pork pies are the best especially when theyve got lots of nice jelly and the batter is nice and crisp. Pork and pickle pies are even better.

>>221541293
3 1 4 2

>>221541045
thoughts and impressions?

>>221541303
FA CUP duh

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its over

>>221541308
grow the fuck up mate

We need more of those BASED black guys!

>>221540193
That's the place, what an absolute shithole. It had a leaky roof that would piss water everywhere any time it rained, and never fixed properly since it was too expensive. Just put buckets and pots and pans down all over the place to catch the water. One day I stepped in a puddle I didn't see and ended up on my back, my legs went right from under me. You'd see unwrapped product left out on trollies because some retard had left it and gone for their break and let rainwater that had seeped through an old factory roof splash on them. Flies too that would get in and crawl all over it. Eggs that had broken or not set properly dumped in open bins to be melted and added back to the system left out, flies all over that as well. One guy who started there was this 6'5 autist who would shart his pants with visible shit all over the seat of his trousers. They gave him numerous warnings before finally giving him the boot, since they were short staffed because of covid, and also no one in their right mind wants to work there. A major low point in my life, to say the least.

>>221541303
Eurovision in a few hours lad

>>221541309
I don't like the ones that play a million soundbites every second and have quirky split-second visual gags. All just a barrage of random sounds and visuals for no reason

spongebob date raped me at the nickelodeon kids choice awards in 2007

>>made an image through tears
what is he like

just slipped in the shower and fell head first into the toilet

I transitioned into a man - then changed my mind. Now the trans 'cult' that groomed me into changing sex has hounded me out of TWO cities

>>221541364
the raped

>>221541371
Having a little swim in there are you yeah

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british women are all mental

>>221540634
it's crazy to see pictures from that time in the same quality as the pictures from now
We're past the time when we could tell when a picture was taken just by the colours. Kids will be able to see childhood pictures of their parents like it was taken yesterday

We at /brit/ support the following:
Marc Israel Guehi
Erling Brut Haaland
Rory Delap's son

>>221541371
if my poo could speak

do I take advantage of the toilfu while in this highly vulnerable and emotional state, that is the question

>>221541405
get the whole house painted white, get the maroon coloured fur nonsense on the stairs, get the souls of the damned tatted on my emaciated arm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slXBwgxuIfM

The Lucy Letby case shows we need to stop treating doctors like experts and treat them like imbeciles instead

Absolutely, unequivocally, irredeemably arsed my life right up!

so many NPCs have calf tattoos

>>221541422
is she not with her bloke still though

>>221541405
why does he have THIGH HIGH BOOTS on

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>>221540634
Cute!!!

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anime

>>221541491
>that flag
>is a nonce
never would have guessed

>>221541491
Calling something cute doesn't make Israel cute

why do they say cl in stead of ml

i'm ready to branch out and expand my worldview

>>221541523
the only thing expanding is your waistline

need to start playing the lottery

Jewnite the Cuckdom is so embarrassing lmfao

>>221541523
*opens arse*
you can start by exploring this

>>221541559
bro tier black man
we need more immigration, the good kind, bros only

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flatmate had two girls over last night. he invited me down to play cards after dinner and they both just aggressively flirted with him the entire time. then they all conveniently went to bed at 2130. think he only called me down to rub it into my face that he’s a prolific shagger while I’m an evil incel demon khv

>>221541466
I don't have facebook but according to a mate shes been removed from his profile and their last tagged photo together was back in December
of course I've already been fooled by this once so I'm hesitant but things are looking hopeful

>>221541559
I don’t even understand what Tommy Robinson stands for anymore. I thought it was no new immigration but he wants more sikhs and hindus so idk

>stalking the old sixth form oneitis’ facebook
>she’s now married with kids
grim grim grim

23 years old Jordan McDonald

>>221541579
For this reason and others I could never live with another person. I need to be alone with my autistic thoughts at all times.

>>221541579
i used to do this to my shutin flatmate in uni all the time lmfao

I am full Irish R1b.

guys has anyone freezed chicken breast and then un freezed it and cooked it? Is it still nice or is it not worth doing should I just bin it

>>221541589
>Tommy Robinson stands for
the lowest iq variety of rorkism possible

>>221541579
Surely you would’ve heard them shagging

anyone remember the sun

I am Fares Metwally Mohammed I am full Irish R1b.

>>221541621
chicken breast tastes like shit anyways, how much worse could it be. just eat the protein bro

>>221541610
is it really that grim though? Isnt it to be expected that someone you know from back in school has a family now?

Forgive me, janny

>>221541610
is that even legal?

>>221541636
Thankfully his bedroom is far enough from mine that I didn’t hear anything, not like I was making an effort to listen in any case

>>221541659
Most mid girl ever

>>221541587
get in there son

>>221541659
horrible moles, trash

>>221541640
trvke
>>221541667
trvke

>>221541659
how fucked up are her genetics to get hair like that?

>>221541659
*rips her piercing out with pliers*

rorke organising his own march through tunbridge wells. He won't be in attendance

hate pep fraudiola

might record this city Chelsea game and stick it on if I’m struggling to sleep tonight

>>221541674
>moles too horrible/10

>>221541579
how do you know he wasn't trying to get one of the girls to go with you
not his fault if they don't like you

slippy p

>>221541698
this but Sevenoaks

>>221541668
assuming she is single now, it all entirely hangs on just what kind of illegal/unlawful activity she wants to confess to me. Depending on what it is, I might not actually be able to continue meeting with her for the sake of my own career. Cucked out of a relationship by own fucking job, that's a new one

>>221541610
my uni oneitis has 3 kids and is separated from the dad

>>221541621
don't think it's worth doing unless you can vacuum seal it
think you'd be better off cooking it first but what do i know

Mousey got lifted for sectarian violence btw

>>221541737
perfect opportunity to be the dad who stepped up

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Cooking some bits

>>221541747
He said on discord he's at his dad's again in Edinburgh

>>221540707
gp

I’m standing at Orpington war memorial with my England flag held high, come find me

>>221541523
Please read mbungu's journey

>>221541765
Nah mate he was with me
He lost his head after Celtic scored the second

kentposting is NOT a thing, STOP

Gagging for some alcohol but actually have a lot of work to do today, grim scenes

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i swear some people want us to be a sci-fi dystopia

utterly despise the braindead masses

>>221541791
>>221541801
yes

>>221541791
if you have nothing to hide just wlak through the LFR bro

>>221541801
Alri leftypol

>>221541790
finish your work then have your alcohol

>>221541790
it's Saturday mate

single mum neighbours mixed race kids are being loud as fuck again

>>221541791
Hate how when you fly into the UK now you have to get your face scanned, quite bollocky

let’s conduct a secret meeting at polhill Toby carvery

>>221541659
get her facialabuse

>>221541288
Better them than lelsea

>>221541823
Get them farther figured

work with a single mum who I would absolutely shag rotten but don't want anything to do with her gimpy kid so it's just not going to happen

>>221541791
heard that the UK is one of the most surveilled nations in the world in regards to CCTV
just what i heard, they may have just been talking about london however

has dollymong finally got a clue and got help/killed himself?

>>221541791
We need them all digitally ID and monitored at all times
CCTV in every home

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>>221541791

>>221541791
>There is no legal requirement for you to pass through the LFR system
>It just encompasses every public space

>>221541823
where's rupert lowe when you need him

>>221541862
it is and it's still a crime ridden shithole
still good compared to us but that really boggles the mind doesnt it

>>221541861
shagged robbie you mean due to neo-cockney rhyming slang where robbie means rotten due to robbie rotten

other than crystal palace, chelsea and arsenal, which club has the most black supporters in the UK?

>>221541791
To go to a patriotic rally in the UK:

The bank transactions to buy a train ticket are tracked and logged. Your phone acts as a tracking beacon every step of the way.

When you arrive, the facial recognition technology screens you against your passport photo and identifies you instantly.

This links back to your phone and social media activity, allowing the AI to assess your degree of risk and or personality type

>>221541892
mmm fishe

>>221541861
you could just pump her and set clear boundaries

I've been mad for fucking years, absolutely years

I need gelding

>>221541914
no you haven't. Stop larping

>>221541914
Cheer up

>>221541892
fish and 2 veg

>>221541936
Is that lingard

Chicago town for tea tonight

new >>221539302

paedos.

chucking mandarins full force at my disabled uncles head

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:P

>>221541875
phwoar get it posted on r/greenparty

>>221541956
Dogshit
Yank
New

£37 to go in the tower of london wtf

>>221541967
whats for lunch

>>221541986
Poo barm

There is something on my mind which I would like to discuss, but this thread has nearly reached its limit.

>>221541914
virgin nigga moment

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>>221541977
>yank

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>>221540634
noice thoighs on that sheila