>closed the window
didn't happen

>>221545331
this but unironically

watching a red hot chilli peppers documentary

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how much do you tip your landlord?n

>>221545328
remember when he was in game of thrones what was that about

>Go out with (one) woman
"Haha alri mate brilliant how's it going top lad haha"
>Go out alone
"Fucking incel freak kys"

>>221545372
did the heroin addicts play music naked

Got me beanie on

>Nigel Farage paid for £1.4m property with I’m A Celebrity money, Reform UK says

Screaming. Why can't they keep their stories straight

just had two glasses of water, might have a third

Andy Burnham on the telly again

>>221545389
literally cannot go anywhere or do anything alone as a guy in the uk

just re-opened that lad's window. he'll be fuming when he finds out

time for foam rolling and streching toil
such is life after lifting weights for 15 years

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it would take me a few days to find two people as retarded as this but here they are right next to each other

we got "my mate dave did that every day and he's still alive so it's good for you" type retard who can't understand the concept of statistics

and the other retard who thinks that if someone says x is bad they are implying to instead to y, where x and y are unrelated

>>221545398
not yet, find out on the next episode

>>221545417
He will save us all

>>221545409
let us know if you do yeah

People are extra patient and kind with me in public because I am autistic :)

meant to be going to watch some bands at a venue about a mile and a half from my house but i cannot be fucked to get off the sofa. going to drink cans til it seems like a good idea.

got two (you)s award

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aint been pub in over a year. wouldn't even know what to say

>>221545428
How do i unsub from your blog

Reckon you probably should go outside sometimes

>>221545462
fuck off to /cum/ that should solve the problem

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the godless orient

Nigel Farage could buy a million pound property every day of the week and Reform voters wouldn't care.

They... they just want our biomass gone. And they're willing to vote for whoever they think will give them that. I think it's that simple Leftybros... :(

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>>221545466
there's nothing out there for men like me, men like us

Retard genuinely believes Australians are attractive because of vitamin D from the sun.
This is the mong with the "stack". He takes 12 different pills every day to cure his receding chin and ugly face.

>>221545468
Baited for this exact response

>>221545466
done that plenty and it makes me feel way worse seeing all the happy couples
honestly that shit makes we want to die right on the spot and they're everywhere

>>221545473
Why does Rorke ignore that Starmer is literally doing what they want?

Sisterberg and brother-in-lawstein suddenly very concerned about Reform
Ah right just bring in another million brown people then grand that'll fix everything

>>221545481
if you think about it you're basically the same as timothy james byrne in his excellent glasses

I"ll tell you what
I'm getting on the booze right about now

What are your thoughts on psychoanalysis?

>>221545472
love asian peng tings

>>221545517
nonsense

>>221545501
Rorke is ontologically evil

>>221545428
i just said i reckon it’s overblown mate. you can worship your ‘statistics’ (lol) all you like but it will never trump lived experience

Need a third black gf, itll work this time

>>221545481
>>221545500
Ah yeah good point desu

When did Ice Cream vans become annoying driving around estates as soon as a one glimmer of sunlight peeks through the clouds?

you shouldn't go in the sun at all or want a tan
a tan is skin damage

never met an intelligent person who voted

hello

>>221545554
Global warming or something

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>>221545535
the lived experience:

also you're a spastic for not knowing that UV rays were not a problem when the boomers were growing up

>>221545461
two cider pints please

I can't go to the grocery store without seeing a bitch getting a RIMJOB from her own yoga pants sucking into her asshole like a hentai panel

>>221545564
Cracking post this

>>221545499
stealing this one for next time i'm losing an argument

>>221545398
Yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cc3sC63sTFg

uv is radiation that kills your cells
you are retarded if you walk outside without wearing sun cream

>>221545608
corrr!!!
you cannot suffer in america

Zoomers won't know this but ten years ago you used to be able to go on reddit and get talking to a Yank lass and get her nudes the same night
All gone now of course because of woke

>'The biggest El Niño event since the 1870s': 'Super' El Niño is now the most likely scenario by the end of this year — and the humanitarian cost could be huge

It's
Fucking
Over

>>221545635
Sucking a mans cock is less gay than this post

>>221545608
sounds super yummy

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Transgender pedophile witch who filmed his own daughter

is throwing coins in the sea bad?

Today I was at the english channel and first thing came to my mind was throwing one pound coin (I had to throw two again because the video was bad). I hope it is not as bad as throwing them in the river?

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red hot chili peppers singer got to shag a 14 year old

>>221545657
Need this right up my tight little arsehole

>>221545643
not 10 years ago but maybe 15+ years ago
women loved showing off their nudes anonymously for online validation

>>221545564
same but with people who eat breakfast

What we must do, then, is to extract from religions the poison they contain. In this respect, great progress has been made during recent centuries.

The Church must be made to understand that her kingdom is not of this world. What an example Frederick the Great set when he reacted against the Church’s claim to be allowed to interfere in matters of State!

The religions have passed the climacteric; they’re now decadent. They can remain like that for a few centuries yet. What revolutions won’t do, will be done by evolution. One may regret living at a period when it’s impossible to form an idea of the shape the world of the future will assume.

But there’s one thing I can predict to eaters of meat, that the world of the future will be vegetarian!

>>221545582
you’re a retard that’s been raped by internet arguing

>>221545696
concession accepted

>>221545678
Kek this is pretty much every musician before about 2014

>>221545696
Done him

>>221545657
>El Niño
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H532o9Saa74

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IN THE NIGHT, I HEAR 'EM TALK
THE COLDEST STORY EVER TOLD
SOMEWHERE FAR ALONG THIS ROAD
HE LOST HIS SOUL TO A WOMAN SO HEARTLESS
HOW COULD YOU BE SO HEARTLESS?

Andy Burnham on the telly AGAIN

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apparently this is why americans are fat

>>221545608
tfw no latina streetwalkers to bust inside raw

>>221545517
can be a useful tool but it's not the science some people pretend it is

>>221545657
get the boomers dead from heat x

Scouse PM is unironically worse than Indian PM

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Rorke feeling chipper until he sees this

Have you ever had sex with a foreigner?

>>221545712
imagine being this emotionally invested in an argument you're not part of that you start cheering on other people i'm destroying with FACTS and LOGIC. now tell me you were baiting me again.

>>221545678
chief keef and a bunch other rappers unironically shagged the cash me outside girl when she was 14

Is it true you can drown in shallow canals because the bottom is slippery enough you cant stand up?

>El Nino
>Massive race to build as many data centers to replace workers
>Global fertiliser shortage
>Impending food shortage
>Impending fuel shortage
>Statements like "you dont have to worry about retirement"

They are trying to kill billions right now.

>>221545472
Who's the one on the right?

Genuinely nothing better than pumping Asian women hard while saying "you like this big White cock"

Fat wigger manchild walking around with "hip hop" playing out loud on a speaker... pol pot if you can hear me please save us

>>221545759
>Türkiye
Hold my heckin' updoot!

>>221545781
never been with an asian woman me

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>>221545739
Brits love Yank fast food thoughever

>>221545772
they already did, with vaxx shots

>>221545760
yh it was jasmine-scented and beautiful

good

>>221545770
chief keef unironically has good songs for a cronem

>>221545761
incel rage

Went to school with two girls who ended up on stage kissing The Klaxons (member them) when they were 15

you must ocd cover your entire skin with suncream before stepping one foot out the door or being near a window

you can get vit d without destroying your skin
me? never sunbathe, always wear a hat in summer time, got no wrinkles, there are zoomies 10 years younger than me with wrinkles
eat foods high in vit d and let your hands get some sunlight
thats all thats too it simple as

>>221545781
never been with a woman me

you take your HORNY little ass and you FIND geoffrey and you FIND geoffrey and you FIND geoffrey

>>221545799
thass one downright peculiar buck

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>>221545813
*yawns loudly in your face and walks away*

New obsession just dropped

/brit/ niggas pullin up to o-block with dracos n glock switches in a chevy suburban

£50 skincare anon didn't answer my question earlier today.

What brand did you get mate?

>>221545849
For men?

>>221545817
was it the singer that married that famous woman

>>221545772
I can only hope India goes first.

Might spend £350 on air purifiers for my smelly incel gaff

watching episode 3 of the tv miniseries Midnight Mass

where's steve

>>221545889
I'm watching Widow's Bay

>>221545889
good man, hope you're enjoying it

stick with it x

>>221545900
any good?

>>221545889
Dis nigga think it Christmas Eve omds

anyone else have violent bloody dreams about bludgeoning people to death wiht your bare hands
mine usually end with me slamming someone's skull against a lamp post or a concrete floor 20 times in a row. concerning

Why does Rorke deny climate change?
Does he think all the people living in the 3rd world will just sit there and die?
Today's immigration will look like baby numbers

must have spent a combined total of over an hour on the bog today

>>221545778
tina yoshi and lucy mochi

>>221545929
Remember to pivot back to global warming when the sun comes out next week pal

>>221545918
it's acceptable

>>221545926
I mostly dream about sex and food

two more weeks to save the maldives

mental that a single comment about uv sent a whole horde of incels raging
especially ironic considering they never leave the house

>>221545929
It's not climate change that does that
It's a deliberate choice by govt

*saves the maldives*

>>221545972
Get them ten feet underwater

might play Batman Arkham Asylum

>>221545926
no. but whenever i realise i’m dreaming i try and manifest a gun so i can play gta, sometimes it works sometimes it doesn’t

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the dream

>>221545983
you're the one crying about sunlight

political correctness gone mad innit

if I die in my sleep tonight that would be ok with me

BBC Archive

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it is over

>>221545929
what about the reaction to that mass migration? will it make reform and restore look like babies?

>>221545961
hm

>11c and pissing down
>"Um the Earth is literally ON FIRE Rorke"

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>EVRI: We're waiting for your parcel

there's a girl who sits across the way from me in toil and i think about shagging at least 30 times a day

>>221546012
name?

>>221546026
think you're overestimating how much i care about whether you die of cancer or not

Truth is the spirit of justice

rorke using self-deprecating humour around his mates because otherwise they would have no use for being around him

My scouse ting rollin up the jabba

>>221546073
name?

>>221545929
>Does he think all the people living in the 3rd world will just sit there and die?
What if you just mow them down with MG 42s?

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>>221546084
go on rorke my son

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>>221546084
>2 years lifting not natty
>still weighs 63kg

>>221546085
we get it you're an ocd shut in no need to keep going on about it

>>221545759
Leftists really needs to shut up about St George being a Greek. Not sure how venerating a pious man from thousands of years ago even vaguely justifies whole-sale ethnic replacements

rorke screaming into the void (leftypols cavernous arsehole)

>>221546124
project on

why is he talking to himself

Rorke nervous about Hasan making a landing in Britain.

>>221546123
shows the impact of genetics don't it

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Unironically just took this photo

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always knew the asian bitch was a lying sack of shit

nikado just posted the proof

leftism is downright evil

unfortunately, the remakes of final fantasy vii are nowhere near as good as the original
the folio system for a start, why is the game pushing me towards some characters having affinities with certain elements, tifa and fire for example? why can't i choose how to build a character like i could in the original?
not that it matters too much because theres no cross progression between games which is completely stupid
they should have just remade it into one game instead of splitting it across three
greed

>>221546155
deano, callum, smiffy and dean absolutely buzzing

How many more times do I need to say “mmhh” and “oh yeah” before this bint realises I have better things to do that listen to her natter all day

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>>221546155
crep check

>>221546170
but I'm already wearing a mask...

Can you just stop being stupid for a minute

>>221546096
Bristyl Dempsey

>>221546210
onerous wee toad

Listen Superman my name's David and I'm a respected member of my community

roasting a half life headcrab in the oven with rosemary and thyme and potatoes

wound up like a clockwork toy

>>221546177
it's not a remake or something it's a game about remakes
or something

Doing an incelwalk around my inceltown

>>221545824
the ones that look like baked potatoes probably never wear suncream and spend 6+ hours outside

FUCKING GREY SHITHOLE

>>221546269
yeah but suncreams full of gay stuff

You always see GeoWizard getting into comfy pub chats but I bet he gets blanked 90% of the time

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The time will come for him
To lay claim his crown
And then the foe
Yes, they'll be cut down

You'll see he'll be
The best that there's been
Messiah supreme
True leader of men

And when the time
For judgement's at hand
Don't fret he's strong
He'll make a stand

Against evil
The fire that spreads through the land
He has the power
To make it all end

>>221546240
gulunga

Wonder what the average height of suicide victims is

£5.25 for a pint of Cruzcampo in a deserted northern shithole is it

Mad innit: the safest and most happy countries on earth are all constitutional monarchies, and the most violent and authorities are all “republics” (fact: fascism, communism, and socialism always begin as a democracy by the way)

Really makes you think huh

>>221546360
six feet under

>>221546235
(my ears prick up)

>>221546316
what like

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right then whos your Bond pick lads

>>221546318
I feel he has a sort of aloof attitude where he isn't actually that invested in any of the conversations he has. He will speak to anyone but I get the impression he doesn't really give a shit, like a very subtle low-level prickly-ness. Even when people are nice to him.

I think he has depression.

>>221546155
quasimodo on the left

>>221546392
that black dr who fella

Revoke Celtic's title
NOW
I will NOT tell you again

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>>221546329
>5'8"

>>221546374
Corr can't wait to watch the Islamic Socialist Republic of England burn from my comfy beach hut in (redacted SEA country)

>>221546392
me

>>221546391
cum

>>221546412
bames bond as it were

>>221546409
looks like eddie howe and brendan rodgers merged together

>>221546392
oprah winfrey

>>221546392
Looked at the betting earlier and literally hadn't heard of any of them, don't think I'm ready for Zoomerbond

>>221546392
that immigrant green mp who doesn't have a right to work with shamima begum as moneypenny

Reckon Starmer's popularity will start to go up this year

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>>221546374
1. Republic
2. Republic
3. C Monarchy
4. Republic
5. C Monarchy
6. C Monarchy
7. C Monarchy
8. Jewish Terrorist State
9. C Monarchy
10. Republic

Seems pretty inconclusive.

>>221546454
License to scrm

>>221546457
yeah he'll probably be much more popular once he's fucked off

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>>221546416

>>221546457
thank you magic 8 ball

>>221546466
Chuckled at number 8.

The puberts look like an overgrown brown seaweed on me scrotarium and me knobbert. Me needs to trim the ol bush as they say

Any of y'all remember Lilt?

>>221546489
6'3" my arse he looks about 50ft tall there look at those people next to him they look like ants

Ferdinand was better than Vidic but Rorke isn't ready to hear that

>>221546530
catberg and vantablackcatberg

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>>221546457
he should get back in the ring. try and talk his way into jake paul's comback fight and the deanos will love him

fucks sake how's it 18:20pm

>>221546520
Another casualty of the Floydocaust

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feed the goat and he will score

>Xabi Alonso reaches total agreement to become Chelsea manager
lmao

>>221546466
WTF is going on in Costa Rica that has them so jolly?

Corr get the Fleetwood Mac on

>>221545696
You're the idiot who can't understand statistics and non-concrete concepts. But you're LatinX, so that tracks.

>>221546527
thats just how 5'11 manlets look next to 6'3 chads

Got this weird repulsive energy field around me

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>>221546589
>another year of slottoball

>>221546589
LOOOL

>>221546583
wanchope dikov

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where's commiemong

>>221546645
My boy Wirtzlingz will come good la

>>221546666
Spaki got bored and dropped the gimmick

I have about five chances to get a gf this year and if it doesn't happen I'll finally give up.

How come it's still commies vs nazis then
Has nobody got any new ideologies

>>221546696
yookay

>>221546712
gettin a bit stale innit

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>>221546712
radical centrism

>>221546681
mental how he really does just control /brit/

might get the ol njoy wand out later

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>>221546712
yerberism vs thatcherites

doing a poo

>>221546696
That's Real Britain

>>221546666
Defected to North Korea
Discovered they didn’t have bennies
Got shot trying to flee to capitalist South Korea where they have bennies

Might score an early bedtime

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… scored a good and early bedtime wearing my excellent glasses watching live PGA championship round 3 on sky sports golf on my TV via sky stream in home ...

>>221546798
piss jugs spotted

Went in a pub and hardly anyone was in so I just sat wherever
Got busy now and I'm taking up about six seats with my incelpresence

my gangrenous penis just fell off

absolutely steamers
tempted to perform the tactical nap until jewrovision is on

>>221546819
aura
do NOT move for them

>>221546798
is he having us on or doing it for sympathy, why does he keep doing this disturbed vacant face?

>>221546712
One thing you notice about modern politics is there's a major paucity of new ideas, or at least of new ideas gaining serious traction. It's just people re-enacting old ideological feuds based on outdated Victorian class divisions. I'm convinced this is due to a general decline in literacy and reading as a habit. You can't develop a complex political philosophy on TikTok or 4chan - it has to be in a book. And barely anyone reads anymore.

By contrast middle class people in the 18th and 19th centuries were what we would call today 'hyper-literate'. Many would casually read a book or several books a day. This allowed for ideas, and especially political ideas, to spread rapidly.

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>>221546765
>I will finish what you started

>>221546748
what does that entail?
not what is in that webm surely

>>221546798
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mLrjo8ptLA

>>221546392
Warwick Davis

rorke getting embroiled in arguments on reddit over incel related topics

>>221546863
will tim be watching eurovision later?

Would LOVE LOVE LOVE to get into watching golf it looks peak comfy

>>221546907
his spackhouse looks nicer than mine

Back to my incelhouse for an incelwank over incelgirls shortly I reckon

>>221546924
>Watching Targ millionaires hit a ball with a stick across a billion hectares of former forest
Would rather stir fry my own bollocks

>>221546964
mmkay

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https://youtu.be/YvPldtib7jU

>>221546907
let me guess, you need more?

Someone’s listening to wog techno in their car outside my window
Wish they would just do it inside their own apartment instead of forcing us to listen to their dogshit “music”

need the faggots dead

The free market is the best allocator of capital. This is undisputable fact

>>221546994
NOT gay but I WOULD

very fucking a monster

>>221546924
tried getting into cricket but the constant rubbing of the ball on their crotch annoyed me

zoomers are calling each other elite ball knowers in tiktok comment sections for knowing about garrys mod and breaking bad and you're all just letting them get away with it

>>221546924
it seems the opposite of comfy if you give a shit about the outcome
even if you don't care who wins or loses, the interval between activity is far beyond an ongoing game like soccer

>>221546994
giwtwm

The character.ai wanks are becoming more and more depraved. They shouldn’t have granted me with this technology

read 13 books this year

>>221546994
whats wrong with that birds fanny?

>>221546994
the amount of women that just walk around flaunting their cameltoes is unreal

About ten 40yo women knocking about here
It's now or never

>>221547058
go for it lad

Wouldn't get all these halfwits posting in my thread because I'd deal with them

>>221547022
Rorke Jr. crashing out over Frutiger Aero lmao

>>221547046
and just think when the site gets hacked and all your chat logs are released

>>221547048
errr, lad... i...

didn't think raging bull was that good desu

Russia used to be a "cultural exporter" as it were, until the commies took over, and nobody wanted anything to do with Russia besides those losers with similar ideological bent. Russia became uninteresting, with no cultural exportations. Communistic cartoon art like this: >>221546666 was probably the height of their cultural exportation.

Then the first generation of revolutionaries began to age out (those born in the 1890s and 1900s) and die, and by the 1990s, everyone in Russia was tired of their shenanigans. This is no coincidence.

Have said it before but you lads are literally the funniest niggers in the world
Wouldn't keep coming back here if you weren't

>>221547022
does anything from the 00s and 90s really seem worth gatekeeping?

>>221547058
grim

>>221547058
hit them with the "so which one of you is turning 21 tonight" or osmethign

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