Sheer Liquid Wonderment edition
remember random chimp event
>>221549308>The American is the only funny one on the show Really makes you think
Thatchers Blood Orange down the gullet
right why is it so bad to put vegetable oil down the sink though it's sold already in liquid form and it doesn't solidifyit can't get any more "not my problem" than that
I'm a virgin
made WAYYYY to many sausage rolls I can’t finish them all way too many
Right Brits gone to shit talking about spastic European song contests I'll be back when you all get a clue
Civ 6 theme on classic fm lol
>>221556235fatbergs
>Dude, just travel the world an experience the different cultures!>No seriously!>Broaden your horizons!>Push yourself out of your comfort zone!
>>221556293Good problem to have
heavenly sword
>>221556301Australia's in it as well!!!
>>221556317good advice you've taken issue with for some inexplicable reason
>>221556323It’s actually not because they are gonna go to waste
>>221556293gonna need a picture to verify your claim
>>221556150https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBaMNV-7hzwwe should be sending stuff like this, actually a decent song and has the novelty of having a big fat woman in a silly dress and the musician might actually make it big.
>>221556301nah better if you just dont come back cheers
Sir bad dragon
>>221556408FridgeTomorrow
>>221556304yes yes we all love heckin chonkerinos but what about the pipes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFZNvj-HfBU
>>221556246You would feel much better after getting a good haircut - TRUST
rorkestar vibes
Rorke I don't think we can be friends anymore. You've...gone native...
is it still on or did somebody win yet
Rorkestar Energy drinks
>>221556529not sure think the voting starts in about half an hour x
>>221556409This is what I have left
sorry i fell asleep did they unite the kingdom yet or what
I live next to a mosque and across from another mosque
>eurovision: ASIA>not just calling it Asiavision
>>221556634youre stuck between a mosque and a hadith place
>>221556593I haven't been banned for saying nigger in yonks
>>221556570thanks *gives you a squeeze*
>>221556667you are the smartest person in the world
>I live next to a mosque and across from another mosque
Man admitted to hospital stuffed 14 extra sausage rolls up his arse because he couldn't eat them
>>221556634in a hmo full of the 'mass. they are all on benefits and you toil for min wage. 40 years ago the street was white. you are expected to think this is good.
>>221556717kek
>>221556667>asiavision
>>221556408Feed them to animals
I bet my mom is watching Eurovision with a bowl off popcorn rooting for the GreeksThere was a Greek girl around 2017 that had a very popular song and it was actually good but she didn't win.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPX43SfFu0A
they are slipping with vigour
>>221556743Screaming
>>221556634must be amazing
>>221556743pooscrimb
>>221556717screamingI thought of Grimey too
>>221556634>>221556715
>Don't use all the english wordslel norton's alright
>>221556743very good post
WELCOME TO MOLDOVA
We're overdue another Pokémon Go summer
>>221556717crying
>>221556743
>>221556743LOL
Brian Cox Killzone Intro Voice
i still remember this because of the qt on the unicyclehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHAY_OVN_gY
high torque rates at the moment, just got off the phone with jamie
>>221556829very pretty girls
>>221556682fuck offthis was cleverand not a single you? the beeb would've had that on any of their panel showsno, not a high bar, but for a /brit/ post?
Let's all get down the mosqueNext FridayAll the lads down the mosque haha
>>221556864Only good part of that game
literally no idea what that post meant but im glad you’re all screaming
ladssaw summat bizarre during the fa cup final half time todaythe BBC actually ADVERTISED the license feeI've never fucking seen that in my lifeThink people cancelling their license fees are hitting them proper hard like
>>221556940Is Jamie your black bf?
>>221556717lel (someone already responded with kek)
picked up a gift for leftypol
>>221556606yummers
I was very obviously doing a Frank Grimes bitThe mosques are two whole streets away ffs
i was brutally molested in the ninky nonk in 2008
>>221556970>Asia vision >You only see 1/3 of the view -.-
>>221556957i replied to the wrong post it was funny but my misclick took the heart out of it sry
Booked a holiday for niggers bounce, Queensland
>>221557098Get in lad
fucking scream raping
>>221557003Didn't see this as I watched it on Turner Network Television (RIP)
got the AC ona fucking 2 day heatwave
i deserve an australian gf and a free apartment in melbourne
fucking rape nigger screaming
>>221557107ohuh… howling
was getting off a train went to press the open door button and a fit lad went for it too and we touched hands >,<
>>221557212he was on that fucking island for sure
>>221557003right well I feel like muggins for having paid mine in full for the next 3 years if everyone is cancelling them now in protest of the BBC's biased leftist reporting
>>221557219
>>221557212stupid fucking triple poo head
>>221557219so, how is it being gay?
>>221556966I really like it so far, just a good shooter with no annoying added bits to distract me, just clear every room, kill everything
>>221557213Bit sarcastic that
>>221557300i'm not gay i'm nonbinary and pansexual
>>221556940darren's in an uber
>>221557339that's gay
i like nice pairsonalities
>>221557254screemer
off to bed
>>221557212how did he swerve operation yewtree
oh, me? don't bother with squats or deadlifts, they aImost always fuck my back up or my tight hip flexors. No, just split and hack squats for me thanks :)
stepmummy seething every time the fit cleavage host comes on screen
>>221557398incredible distribution
>>221557416night mate, decent time today, keep it upx
Reminder that in the 2000s London was still so white that Leftypol could protest about the police killing this fella for being a weird looking foreigner and people took him seriously
going to be buzzing my hair in 4 hours then getting kfc
>>221557339yeah so gay then
>>221557475Swarthoid phenotype
>>221557420did the man pick up the weight?
catbros won
New goal: I will be the United Kingdom's Eurovision entry next year.
>>221557479>going to be buzzing my hairwhat's left of itslaphead
just watched sinners, it was alright, thanks for reading my review don't forget to like and subscribe
>>221557611Rude and uncalled for
>>221557420use your legs ffs
Can't believe I'll have to live an average of another 50 yearsAlready unfathomably tired of it
might go out in an hour
>>221557475nowadays hed be kicked to death for being too white in london
>>221557339think thats like double gay or something
>>221557659*looks at the top of your head*
>>221557613the magical time travelling music scene in the middle was so cringefelt something you’d be shown in a shitty museum exhibit
sincerely hope the canadian paedophile gets his testicles smashed up by a hammer
Right well that appears to be a childI mean you know my answer but still
>>221557671>sumo>straps>beltdoesn't count
>Claim Review: provide bank statementsAs part of the Universal Credit review, we need you to upload bank or building society statements for all your current and savings accounts. This includes joint account statements.FUCK IT
crazy how richard hammond's wife left him as soon as he retired from the grand tour
>>221557714yeah that was gay
>>221557754>nazi'sfucking RETARD doesn't know the difference between posessive and plural little fucking CUNT
>>221557706hs
>>221557809hypothetical subjunctive mood
really want to suck a chubby trans woman's penis and them shag her up the bum
>>221557754>The kid at the leftypol rally is already howling like a crazy person, while the girl at the EDL rally is smiling and happy Really makes you think
Would feel bad about getting the paki pizza ordered but just remembered that post from earlier about the lad who spent $63k on a black lass from twitch and she didn't even hug him haha
>>221557754would throw both these runts through a window
got a quest to recruit a guy into vampire hunters and he spawns near a random cave and asks to help him kill a bear and that one cave I got had a secret vampire lair lol
>>221557980fantastic
>>221557980iconic
>>221558023grim
>>221558029tyler durdan acid kiss
shitraping my poor toilet
I'm stuff
>>221558037Alri Shawn Michaels in 1992
Wish I could go the rest of my life without seeing another person
Authorized King James Version (KJV) of yhe Binble
>>221557974HEYY *belch* the parties right here bro!
An entire day wasted wanking. Need an intervention lads
>>221558086wasn't acid, it was lye
>>221558227Ktim separately in my own home
>>221558227That would be really unhealthy
cia footage of hell
no subtlety with those yanks
Had a dream that I was related to chazza kirk and I went about fighting everyone who talked shit about him after he died
Chubby Cute Trans Girl plays with her Small Dick
Might get the Hulk Hogan documentary watched
squirt is pee...and? making a chick bust so hard she messes herself is even more based
if you read swedenborgs descriptions of hell some of the less bad levels are kind of like /brit/. a bunch of runts who hate eachother but all congregate in the same place due to their putrid nature
>>221558299yh but I'm already an insane hermit so idc
who’s the happiest person you know
We can't have a Prime Minister called Wes, it's unseemly
>>221558232"yhe binble" will pop into my head randomly when im in public and i have to supress the urge to grin like a spastic every time, no other brit post has ever affected me like this
>>221558269*starts a blood feud with you over it*
>>221558345It's just an imageboard Bruce. You take this too seriously like you're auditioning for a tv show by typing some jokes.
>>221558476Salam alaykum brother
Got the nice cheese out
>>221558476it even more now thanks to starmer
promethazine habit lean habit codeine
.
>>221558506meh, i know it's lye, he pours powder over the kiss
Why is the CRJ so hated in the aviation community?
/brit/ tricked me into liking bradley walsh but then I heard him speak on the radio and he’s just some annoying smug celeb
>>221558553*holds you down and farts on your head 3 times*
>>221558555too much head in that beer
>>221558619Your posts are the worst ones in the thread you monkey
>>221558553this brit shit gets serious
>>221558476oh thats lush that is
>he’s just some annoying smug celeb
rorke
Well this is the best song of the night
your son's a sick man with sick thoughtsi think niggas like him should die
mans on some clean up ting yea
>>221558593i know I watched it not long ago, couldnt even remember that shameful really. need some time alone to think about things don't look for me.
>>221558709Fr I'm building my resume of brit posts to send to Nobody Gives a Shit Inc.
>>2215587883 gold 1 potion of minor magicka 2 frostbite spider eggs
>>221558439i imagine hell as being one of those occasional moments of total and complete self-loathing that you get in life except it lasts forever
>>221558788mad how arapes sat on those for centuries but it took the napoleon campaign to kickstart egyptologythe white man, as always, drags the world forward
>>221558851kenny cooked him
>>221558865remember, he pours vinager to neutralise the burn
where's mouldywhere's steve
>>221558743fuck you bradders!
>>221558956dgfgdtrsdfgnghig
>>221558956dead I hope
>>221559017
completely alone now, not a single soul in the world cares about me
>>221558869he’ll try and deny it but you did him here
>>221558952yeah i know m8 he also gives that speech about soap and lye and sacrifices no need to keep rubbing it in ok
Don't care about bennies as I don't pay tax you see haha
>dgfgdtrsdfgnghig
Tommy won
>>221558939whats gonna happen to these people, either in a government that seriously pulls back welfare support, or the more likely failure of the state and the imf bailout?
>>221559043you read the book?
>>221559037*rapes u out of friendship*
>>221559038*bows*
>>221559051So this is rorke
:/
>>221559051yep
>>221558476meanwhile here's me working a full time job and barely getting $2100 a month after taxes and retirement
in the infamous ‘I’m gonna lose me job’ nonce video he says that in response to her asking him ‘why are you panicking?’bit of a stupid question on her part really isn’t it quite obvious why he’s panicking
>>221559061Corr get the left-wing candidate inGet the immigration reforms repealedGet the polls tanked
>>221559051oh hello little bnuuy and why are you on the computer even!
Can you be Sad before 10pm?
>>221559056
>>221559142always liked in the vaping one when he's rocking back and forth and some northern monkey says "don't worry mate, police will be here soon"
>>221559078yes read the book twice and seen the film many times
>fromsoftware pirate game rumouredkino incoming
>>221559229lol
>>221559261ok i will pirate it!
i am extremely lonely and pathetic
>>221559115the real hero
>>221559251oink oink
You're going to miss Sir Keir when he's gone
hate the youtuber voice so much
el vino did flow
>>221559221fuck off you're always so mean to me for no reasonjust fuck off
>>221559251 bust immediately
>>221559261they might need to lock in for this one felt like elden ring was barely holding together with their ancient engine
which /brit/ poster has the high score?
>>221559360literally all you do is passively aggressively insult me
>>221559310Tell a therapist, not us
>>221559317Never had a dish washer me
>>221559406Mad
>>221559317you're not wrong
>>221559375mouseys fabled postcounts
very boring this
>>221559375mousey has the highest postcounts
>>221559406wild
>>221559394not true if i want to insult someone i do it directly meanwhile you've wished me dead on many occasionsshut up or fuck off
>>221559435Not really is it
>>221559445my bad
grappling with my mental health demons
>>221559375https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/emma%20poo%7Cfart%7Cshit%7Cfeces%7Cdiarrhea%7Csniff%7Cass%7Cbrap/
>>221559470no you don't, you're incredibly catty and look for any reason to start drama
>>221559261i thought this was about that cunt that worked at blizzardbut it means the dark souls people are doing black flag
very disappointing day today football-wise. shall be complaining to the football ombudsman
the girlies are fighting
patiently waiting for the all the hungover anons to return home in the wee hours to tell us all about their weekend escapades
Assassin's creed blacked flag
eating rorke's pie
>>221559625
>>221559552
>>221559555even if that were true i've still never wished you dead something to think aboutnow fuck off
>>221559551*reaches out for you to tag me in so I can whack them with the steel chair*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3C20l1C-mpA
putting my mental health demons in the walls of jericho
>>221559061it's over for the UK
>>221559641hmm performative femcels
>>221559671falseification
mum just commented on the romanian singer's lovely thighs
Wonder what my post count is
>>221559614Whenever I go out nothing happens. Just sit with my mates drinking, nobody new interacts with me, then I go home
have been solemnly opening my computer desk drawer and staring pensively at my loaded revolver every single night of my life since smiling friends ended
my soul is controlled by demonic entities
want to be in this thread but also the eurovision thread. what a conundrum
>>221559715my head between her legs while she pisses
demon
>>221557045>standing up for the working class is "retarded"Okay literal billionaire
Wish I had a gf alas I'm a smeggy incel freak
>>221559828what do you even do with boobys this big you can only really become a freakish sex object or cut them off
>>221559828
the co-op 'za has been put into the oven, it is saturday night lads
>>221559702based
vigorous slapping
>>221559731220651475
having a good old remoan to myself
>>221559261don't care for rollslopblack flag remake for me
>>221559916Waaaay past tea time mate
why does simpcity always give me pop up ads for random amazon productstrying to look at a video of a woman simply pissing her pants and it brings up an amazon listing of a sign that says to slide the door open
>>221559900nigga said boobys
>>221559900>or cut them offAnathema
would slice that lady's boobwards off with a sharp blade like a ninja. she will thank me (because she won't get back pain anymore)
>>221559952wouldn't knowhaven't been able to use it for months now
>>221560007don't post leaked content
russia has been in the ukraine war long than they were in ww2, mad to think about
Whats been your fav song then lads
listening to peter pringle do his sumerian songs on youtube
someone lend me £30k to do a masters in exeter
>>221559952ominous
so many posts in this thread i didn't ask for from now on only give me posts i specifically ask forno i will not be posting original ideas btw
>>221559945doesn't matter, I don't care. saturday night is crazy night
Myco nugs for tea
don't reply to my posts
>>221560079>>221560079>>221560079
>>221556330>>221556330>>221556330
start doing this
>>221560054What's my roi?
>>221560024hop on simptown you can see all the posts without logging in, found it the other day and remembered your plight
>>221560045impossible question
well we all just wanna be big rorkestarslive in council houses driving shit gay carsthe wogs are scary and girls they fleejust got caught wanking to BBC
>>221560135not updated often enough
