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dolan blump
sexo with sexo girls
shawty wanna fuckshawty like it roughand she got a big oily butta big round wet mcmuffin
on a 300 dollars purchase i have to pay 100 dollars extra in tax alone
>>221557865I wish I could volunteer to pay double taxes
I deserve this
Momberg gave me $20.
>>221558079the pajeet investment fund
if you don't like blue cheese you're a little bitch
>>221558079you can actually, it's a thing and there's like 3-4 ways to do itjust tell them you want to help pay down the federal debt and they'll take all your money
>>221557865haha imagine how much rich people must pay in taxes whoooooooo wow it must be so much haha
Real.
>>221558144>the genie twists your wish by making her your daughter>she blueballs you every day of your life
>>221558147hell yeahwhat’s the plan now
>>221558359Possibly buy a pack of smokes.
>>221558337>>she blueballs youI highly doubt I would feel anything sexual towards my own daughter
>>221558484You and every other man in history
on weekends i take my coffee with a lot of milk and sugar, on week days i take it pure no sugar no milk
>>221558409I quit smoking anything because it makes me feel grossvery fun but too icky
Apparently they passed some law that says that anyone with any Canadian ancestor automatically qualifies for citizenship with no generational cutoff.Meaning 10s of millions of Americans and Anglos/Aussies could become Canadian if they want to
>>221558337Raising my own wife! Zamn!!!
>be me yesterday>>I should get roast beef at Subway since I already have turkey at home>sperg out because I don't see roast beef on the menu and get turkey instead>be me today>insist on going to the laundromat even though there is a washer and dryer in my building>because I felt weird about washing my sheets and stuff at home and overthought it
>>221558763Must suck to be retarded
My toes are black
>>221557860bottles in the cluh
>>221558813That's brazil nuts
I support Palantir, AI, and data centersI HATE populismThe average normie is just so retarded they need to be watched like a hawk
>>221558147She gave me $60 a few days ago
>>221558813is the rest of you black? if not, you might have a problem
>>221558660I thought they were giving the land back to the First Nations ou quelque chose, not trying to go full colonizer again
>>221558928My mom would never. I'm surprised she gave me anything since she's usually very stingy.
>ou quelque chosestealing this
>>221558805life would unironically be easier if I was retarded and I'm tired of pretending otherwise
Ufos are just mossad surveillance drones i saw a drone swarm on san diego flying towards tijuana when i was 12 and everyone just deflected saying it was le aliensLike no shit all pictures of them are blurry they probably have some ai algorithm bullshit tagging them and shitting them up whenever they're uploaded
>>221559018I got dirt in my shoes while I wasn't wearing socks
Jerked off
>3AM go buy some blow>sleep on the bathroom floorhttps://youtu.be/DOsBKjrSjaI?si=p1CI9oIG2Z060iBQ
>>221559094I was never stupid enough to get enough help at school. I got some help but was mostly left to flounder on my own. I was a pretty bad student albeit. Skipped a ton in grades 11 & 12.
>>221559103saw a shirt like this being worn at shartmart today
Daygo mentioned
your scrawny ass would be a happy meal to me
Ai (or really LLMs) was already invented and widely used by several american, chinese and israeli intelligence agencies by 2017 it's just that the chatbot and image generator version that was slowly given to the public. Russia shitting the bed on ukraine made them start pouring resources into stealing a version of them so they decided to just drop them to the public
Car rental prices are insane right now500 dollars a week for shitsubishi mirage? lol
>>221559437Whatever you say Pablo
>>221559529Can't stand this FAS looking bitch.
>>221559458You WILL pay $50k for a Palantirmobile(TM)
>>221559604I’m making her queen of cum one video at a time
All French citizens have automatic citizenship in Bayou Laforche in Louisiana
Wassup baby
I'm so tired vroski
>>221559680What does buying a car have to do with a rental?
Beyoncé is of French heritage
>>221559800Just talking about general enshittification
>>221559779go to bed
>>221559890yeah, she was called high yellow by her bf, she is half white
The death of god really just refers to the end of religion as the ultimate bedrock of the social order. A lot of ideologies have attempted to patch the gaping hole of "if there's no cosmic justice then why care about paying taxes", and i don't think liberal democracy will stick
>all i want is bitches, big booty bitches
>palantir le bad!you are cattle
>>221559680$50k subscription fee per annum*
>>221559969Venus of willendorf.....
>>221559968Very smart post this Mexican is high iq
>>221558660I'm getting my Canadian citizenship by the end of the year my grandpa was from Quebec
>>221559908Every fucking girl I date wants me to have a position on blump does it happen to you in your gay-ass cuntry
Don't fuck with me if you don't want to be kissed on yo lips nigga
>>221559891I have a shitbox fleet that I will drive until they are illegal and then for a while longer until I have some sort of showdown with the forces of evilJust wanted to save wear and tear because I'm going on some rough fire roads
>thinks if he sucks up to an actual authoritarian government enough they'll spare him>because they are le based and redpilled o algo
>>221560128Just say all politicians are evil liars, this is the correct position and filters her instead of her filtering you
Who was in the wrong here?
booting up league, time to smash up my nuts with a heavy object
>>221560261why do we even let ugly people live, makes no sense
>buy electric car>EC breaks down one day>shit catches fire and you can't escape because Teslas don't have manual locks>die This is why I would never buy a Tesla.
>>221560361You just have to remove the speaker grille to access the manual door release, God how dumb are you
>>221560361>teslaso if you own one here nowadays people think you support blump like everyone's just buying other brands now ever since musk decided to go into poolitics and suck off blump
Suck me
DOGBERG!DOG. BERG.
Does that short guy still post here with the hot autistic sister
>>221560361>>221560440They have a mechanical door pull like any other car. They just ask that you use the electronic button outside of emergencies so their electronic mechanism can avoid fucking up the door seal, which is designed unusually for better aerodynamics or something
>>221560495*Pinches your nipples*
Jeet niggas seriously be named Sukhdeep Singhjeet HAHAHAHAHA
>>221560361so how much are canadians paying for gas now because I am paying like 5 blumpbuxxx a gallon
>>221560575
>>221560627There's a site that converts both the units and exchange I'll try to find it
In people there still lingers the inertia, the "knowledge" that there's such a thing as truth, justice, goodness, that certain people are ontologically evil. But when pushed they find in their mind that they have no real definite reason to be "good", and as such the inconvenient parts of christian morality are pushed aside. For example they no longer say that murder is wrong and murdering a child is wrong, they say that the child inconveniences the woman and she has the right to kill it because it is part of her body
>why yes I pay 8 decadollars per 1500 centiliters of gas eh
$5 USD will get you $1.80 CAD of gas. Which is pretty bad but not anywhere near the highest I've seen gas get (highest I've seen is ~$2.60 CAD/litre).
Venti is streaming tonight bros
>douchebag says what>what?
>>221560855More riveting quartering content yay!!!! Die.
Right now gas in Metro Vancouver is hovering around $2.10 CAD/litre so that's even more expensive than what that anon is talking about. Can't believe gas is still cheaper in the States relative to Canada. You seppo fuckers don't even know.
>>221561010That is super highI pay 4.70 for premium 93
>>221560983Have you seen the clown at McDonald's that hides from gay people?
>>221560714Or too, they also argue that throughout history women killed their newborns or forced abortions, but this misunderstands the christian argument entirely.It is not because of "tradition" that things are believed wrong. It is because there's an unchanging good and evil in the world separate from interpretation, culture, economic circumstances. Doing certain acts are wrong not because they "bother" someone. It is because the creator of your skin an bones, who made it so 1+1=2, said so himself
>>221560855Hopefully without a bra
>>221561063It's painful bro.
>>221561080Yessir
Sissy liberal.
>abortion badyes I know you don't need to show me whyI'd go to the state fair multiple years and see all the anti-abortion activists with their big stand and big posters of fetal gore, makes me want to do the same thing but with mutilated cocks as an anti-circumcision activist
>>221560627Cheapest province is Alberta at US$4.96/gal; most expensive is Newfoundland at US$5.77/galBC usually has the worst gas prices in Canada, so I assume NL must be especially reliant on gulf oil imports
>>221561010I would really appreciate the railways being heavily expanded already.
>>221561204I would wave a sign with you
>>221561219>I assume NL must be especially reliant on gulf oil importsI don't see why they would be seeing as like 90% of oil travelling thru the Gulf is headed towards East Asia.
We live in a society
why dont you just pretend youre tupac
>>221561204Here you see it laid out.Aesthetic. Vibes. Cringe or not. This is what guides the modern man
Might take a nap I'm not fuckin playin
>>221561219Mark Carney was supposed to fix that
>>221560815it hovers around below 2 euros per liter
>>221561219Based on this chart. These are something like average prices across provinces, so there are specific locations where it’s worse, like Vancouver being worse than BC as a whole
>>221561306What would that get me
Tried to mow the lawn but my sister told me to go inside while she did it instead because I wasn't doing a good job
>>221561309It would be a shame if someone were to put a finger in their butt and wipe it under your nose while you were sleeping hee hee
>>221561352Shot probably
>>221561352bitches and money
>>221561369That’s you done
JasonGone but NEVER forgotten
Going to the guitar center does anybody need anything?
>>221561293>€1 = US$1.127045>$1 CAD = US$1.3749
>>221561306That's what everyone does
>>221561428Souvlaki
I can only hope that gas gets to be 5 CAD a liter in Canada
>>221561428
>>221561529It's *litre.
>>221561428If you blow the manager He lets you leave with a free guitar
If you can't afford gas, you should ride the bus
>>221561428I need a focusrite scarlett solo 3rd gen. also get me a capo, thanks.
rancid anus*pornhub intro music plays*
>>221561592Shit I would do that for a used squier bulletIf the cops get called on me then I am going to show them your post
>>221561564I don't gravel before the feet of King Charles take that shit somewhere else
>>221561428I think I lost my pick, maybe you can get me a new one
>>221561442You’ve got the CAD-USD conversion backwards. CAD is worth less than USD (about US$0.72), the ratio is not over 1
>>221561647*Grovel.
>>221561428*picks my nose*
>what do you do when the anus is rancid? Ahhh?>By way how bitches did you fuck at e3 2013?
>>221561678Sorry I'm retarded. Shit confuses me sometimes. I assumed the USD must be more than the Euro so I did the CAD to USD the same way.
>>221561698.
>>221561777AIIIEEEEEE
>>221561428https://youtu.be/59NVvnkJ0Sw
Man CAN dollars are so ass.
The Canadian peso.
>>221561757I fucked a really fat misty cosplay girl at pax east 2011
>>221561601nearest bus line is 4 hours drive away
>>221561864Not an argument
>>221561850NiceManaged to get a sneak peek at her anus?
I know you guys are making fun of that Indian guy for being killed by a black bear, but if one is actually dead set on killing you it can be difficult to fight back, especially if it's a big one, they can reach 400-600 pounds.
>>221561864And you are proud of that?
I'm never, ever going to have a girlfriend, and that's okay.
You art what you shart
>>221561977It was well used and unshaved with sparse dark blonde hair. Very dark around the actual spincter itself and needed a good bleachSome anuses will wink at you but this one glubbed like a goldfish
>>221561949Kind of is though
>>221561977she had a blonde pussy like her pussy had golden blonde hair you don't have that in gaynada or germany
Is this an appetizing name for cereals from an EFL speaker’s perspective
>>221562200NopeI would have given it a panda mascot and called it panda bits or panda crunch
>>221561996yes, also proud I haven't seen a negro in 6 months, of course that was when I travelledalso proud that I don't need to lock my cars or househow 'bout you?
Business idea: panda protein cereal, more than one entire panda per box (family size)
>>221562114It's more of a comment really
>>221562328Im proud of the fact that my dick is 9 inches and I'm also proud of the fact that I have a semi-good credit score
>>221562328>also proud that I don't need to lock my cars or houseI hope you do anyways, don't want a skinwalker to let itself in at night
How do Pandas survive in the wild because the ones kept at those Chinese panda rescue centers all look lowkey retarded
>>221562482>skinwalkerI heard they are a little further north, but gotta watch those coons
Eating this
reto turtle o algo
>>221562562They forget how to have sex sometimes and have to watch panda porn to remember
>>221562574I'm making gyros from a kit tonight. It comes with the meat, the pitas, and the cucumber sauce.I'll add lettuce and cheese.
>>221562574would destroy that
!
Isn't everything except dying a form of escapism
>>221562802that reminds me, I saw a super hot chick that didn't shave her legs, I wasn't sure what to thinkstill would have tho
>>221562802That's barely anything, most likely just poor maintenance
>>221562871You can't escape even in death, either you go to heaven or hell there is no non-existence option.
>>221562973And you know that for a fact do you
So far 0 points for Germany
officially endorsed and approved thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQf6sDtmPVo
>>221563082Is Israel (not in Europe) winning Eurovision?
>>221563194Isn't Australia in Eurovision too?
>>221563194Currently at #5 :(
Going to press charges against the Boomer
Israel almost killed Eurovision so that makes them based
im stupid
Neighborsteins house is burning down
>>221563396Whomst
This image from the last edition made me laugh
Isnt Eurovision gay edm music
>>221563730https://youtu.be/6pmj0jbFKGUBanger music
>>221563602quick, pee on it
>>221563602rip bozos
>>221563602lol
>>221563602American fire trucks always chromed out very kino
>>221563602U sudent have posted ur outside
Took a beefy piss it absolutely stank
>>221563620The guy that threw me in the pool last night
>>221562802it looks like it smells like battered fried cod with malt vinegar
>>221562802That is poor maintenance but I'm surprised a manufactured act like Carpenter isn't waxed and bleached head to toe. Something like this never happened with Britney Spears when she was still relevant. Her handlers would have never allowed it. Even when she started to lose it and shaved her head, never a hint of armpit stubble.
me but I'm an adult man and not a girl
There will be a Eurovision Song Contest Asia in Bangkok this November…high profile contestants such as Bangladesh, Bhutan and Nepal alongside South Korea et al
To those human beings who are of any concern to me I wish suffering, desolation, sickness, ill-treatment, indignities—I wish that they should not remain unfamiliar with profound self-contempt, the torture of self-mistrust, the wretchedness of the vanquished: I have no pity for them, because I wish them the only thing that can prove today whether one is worth anything or not—that one endures.
>>221564215South Gorea will win
>>221564090It used to be better back then
corrjust brappenstomped the brekkenborgdidnae ishapin' up for anudda pooingtonshire imminent to about 50
>>221563930I went to a place where they build them in Wisconsin, it was cool.It was a famous brand, but don't remember the name
>>221564297what would never happen idgi
>YOU SHOULD HAVE ACTED, THEY'RE ALREADY HERE
>>221562802normoids are pathetic
Sydney Sweeney is one of my second cousins and I've met her a few timesI should post pics without doxxing myself
>>221564465Are you quoting thishttps://youtu.be/VaiHTvifGt0?si=b89A9QDPofzEB_OY
>>221564396>I went to a place where they build them in Wisconsin,found ithttps://www.marionbody.com/fire-emergency/
>>221564667Preferably ones of her in the nude!
>>221564667Tell her I love her!
>>221564667>second cousinyou can bang her
>>221564667You want to have sex with your 2nd cousin.
lamb turned out propa goodseasoned wivmixed herbs (cant remeber whats innit, like oregano, thyme, sum udder shidd)mixed spices (like arab style shidd ya kno cinnamon, ginger, cloves udder stuff, all dat gud shiddingtonshire)paprikacoconut milksea saltpepper
>>221564839Post pics
>>221563602Computer, analyze every suburb in Herndon, Fairfax county. Find all houses that have a street lamp, fire hydrant, and tree directly in front of it.
>>221564839Would u share wiv’er
>>221564801I do with my 1st cousins
>>221564887just a leg of.lamb innitnuffink fancy
I just sneezed guys
>>221564964stop posting this disgusting bitch
>>221563602Doxxed yourself. Nice going retard
when someone is annoying me on 4channel i make sure to reply and let them know, that always makes them stop
>>221565083What’s disgusting about her?
>>221565192diss why i aint postin' my lamb legtoo risky innit>>221564964ofcorse
>>221565253Blonde
I'm such a pathetic nervous weakling irl i wish i wasn't like this
Maybe we should have taken school seriously, and gone to med school.
ARUBA JAMAICA OOOH I WANNA TAKE YA TO BERMUDA BAHAMA COME ON PRETTY MAMA
>>221565253many things
I really enjoy sexual stimulation. Idk if anyone else is like this but I learned recently that touching my dick feels goodI thought my dick was just for peeing
>>221563194yes seems like anywun can get in tunisia been in itno way they wouldnt let usa in it
>>221565306Do something about it then bitch
Lmfao it's so true
>>221565350Organic chemistry is the filter class
>>221565399It's just how I am nothing can be donePersonality is mostly genetic
>>221564988aalomg as no children it fine
Hey, Black people. Thank you for jazz. One of the few good things remaining in my life that never fails to make me smile and put me in a cheerful mood. You guys are legends.White people, Fuck you for making me depressed about the disgusting world we live in. Why can't you be cool like my black soul brothers?
My dad is a chemical engineer and he had to take organic chemistry and he said that shit was a joke
>>221565406actually brutal how true this is, i've encountered three that fit this stereotype, all fatherless too
Why do trashy women all have that one particular breed of small dog?
>>221565481No one here is black
>>221565454This is a cope you tell yourself to feel good about nothing
>>221565484I'm studying industrial chemical engineering.FUCK organic chemistry. FUCK IT! Can I send my CV to your dad so he could help me land a job in the states? We could workout some agreement between us to make it worth your while.
>>221565385LOLThis post honestly just made me laugh out loud
>>221565534Trashy women love the small yappers OR the gigantic misshapen and genetically aggressive types like bulldogs or pitbulls. The saggier its face and more likely it is to kill a baby, the more they adore it.
Oh my God.
back from costco
>>221565751Was it filled with Injuns?
>>221565721Nothing burger. People want this to be another covid so bad
My dad has an IQ of 140+ (took an actual IQ test in college to try for Mensa but never joined because he thought they were losers) but literally all his hobbies are just watching sports and playing golf
>>221565575It's just reality. Brave men don't learn to e brave they're born with a certain gene that makes them less sensitive to risk / danger
>>221565792no
>>221565721>developed mild symptoms including a fever and a headacheAHHHHHHHHHH
The war in my shed is not over. While the spring brought fewer incursions, and I successfully defended my snowblower from their teeth and shit, they continue to send scouts in. I just discovered a writhing mass of black fur in a flower pot and it's about 4-5 baby squirrels. I heard the mother scamper out the top, she has chewed away the fascia near the soffit to create an opening for herself. I am in a predicament here. Do I prepare a delicious meal of antifreeze-marinated peanuts for the whole family or just remove them and close up the gap? I feel any leniency I show them will be exploited and next winter I will find myself with a bigger problem.
>>221565901Lucky you
>>221565751Momberg said she was maybe going to Costco today. I hope she brings me home Costco hoddog.
I love Addy!
>>221565945I love Costco hotdogs
>>221565865That's true but you can acclimatize yourself to a large degree
>>221565934tear their heads off and boil them in a big pot, that's good eating
>>221566033Get a new webm loser!
Why is time a factor when taking an IQ test? I've taken a look at some sample Mensa test questions and I can usually solve a good number of them, it simply takes me longer (a few minutes at most) than the 45 seconds they would give me.
>>221566033Is this a strip club
anyone making big money movees
>>221566137Because the longer you take the less high iq
i love girls with tight sexy petite bodies
>>221565466Here's a thing i'll never understand, why do people concern themselves SOOOOO much with the mundane life choices of other people that has absolutely no consequences on you? What do you care if two dudes or two gals or two people of difference races are dating or marrying? How does that affect your life in any way? The consequences of their actions they alone would bear, fuck are you so angry about it like they stole your inheritance?Is your life so fucking empty and worthless your time cannot be better spent on any other thing than being pissed off about the personal mundane affairs of other people? Niggas make it their entire personality and a full-time job to hate on others for who they fall in love with.Realistically speaking those chudcel losers who think they're better than people for being color x and not y are jealous black people have charisma and game not only to hook up with hotties outside their league but to also put a baby in them.Get a job, go out into the real world, get a hobby, start doing something productive with your life instead of being an annoying hater judging people while having 0 accomplishments other than being born white which if you consider an accomplishment your life must really be once cruel joke.
>>221566244Pedophile
>>221566137Because it takes dumber people longer to solve the same problem if they can solve it at all
The one time I was forced to take a IQ test I was declared unfit for trial
sepuku time anons
>>221566206why? who says the rushed aren't just getting lucky? nah. if i ever took an iq test, i'll do it between albums and tea. i'll tell you how smart i am when i'm good and ready.
>>221566120Shan't>>221566174No
>>221566073I'd rather not be needlessly cruel, and I've eaten squirrel. It's not that good.
>>221566033>>221566377She's got such cute lil B-cups.
>>221566480i doubt a quick decapitation is more painful than having your insides dissolved by antifreeze, brochacho
They can’t stop winning
>>221566297>>221566206So the test is not to see whether you can solve the problem or not, but how fast you can solve it?What a retarded approach.
>>221565934hire me to live in your shed and i will take care of it
>>221566550lol
>>221566535Fair point I suppose. But for me to actually catch all of them and twist their heads off one by one is unlikely. They would run off and hide in the ceiling/behind the walls or stuff I have in there. Not my fault they stopped selling commercial rat poison for stuff like this, all the "bait block" crap they have in stores just makes them thirsty. Obviously they're going to find water and just keep living.
>>221566560It's additional pressureStop overthinking things
>>221566575I don't think that'd be very nice for you, it smells like plywood and gasoline with a hint of mouse shit. No insulation either, you would die by December. Thank you for the offer though.
>if you answer this question in 60 seconds as opposed to 45, you're just not high IQ
>>221566550I want to see (((them))) win so I can see the crash outs
BUILT ON MOTORCYCLES AND ROCK N ROLL
>>221566816Most Brazilians live in conditions like that anyway. It may even be an improvement for him
I had a friend who was squatting for awhile in a woodshed by the river. Dunno whatever happened to him, I heard he became a pirate and lives a bohemian lifestyle.
>>221565350See the thing is I'm too stupid for med school. Highschool chem and bio were a monumental struggle.
>>221566957Like a somalian pirate or do you mean more like a highwayman
>>221566480In inch is exactly 2.5 cm? Good to know, my dick is 16.2 centimes so in inches this comes down to 6.6 inches. Very nice.
Clavicular got mogged by a Miami judge
>>221565907Have to shut the economy for a year then
>>221566851Meh
>>221567019Like he's homeless and lives on a sailboat.
She used to be qt you know
>>221567059lawmogged, it was inevitable.
the crust station
>>221567283i still find her very attractive. but that chaotic hollywood thing is still putting static on her tv.
>>221567175lol is Darina winning
>>221567206doesn't sound like he's homeless if he lives on a boat
Take everything
As it should beAm Yisrael Chai
>>221566657so are you outraged at the odyssey movie considering bulgarians descend from greeks I mean they're saying greeks were black do you agree
>>221566377fucks like a fighter jet
>bends over>spreads asscheeks >farts>sprays poo crumbs all over you
>>221567283she was always mid at best
I'm very brave when it comes to certain things. Like I don't mind stepping out into active traffick and just dodging cars. Or taking a stroll through a dangerous ghetto But then things like talking to a foid can easily make my eyes water in fear
>>221567283*he
why dont YOU just go to australia to live in boat eating fish and selling them whenever you need more fishing supplies
>>221566657So I don't understand why is it that Americans are so outraged at the new odyssey movie given that most white Americans are northern european
>>221557860
>>221566908Well I was trying to be kind to him, I'm aware they mostly live in squalor. >>221566957Shed is fine if you have nothing else, but my shed would make a human sick if they lived in it full time. Living on a boat can be very based but it's a PITA in Canada if you're not on the west coast. I knew someone who did it for years in Ontario and they had to pull their boat out of the water and just live in it suspended over the ice in a cradle. Kinda fucked, extremely cold and shitty for the snowy months.
>>221567442we got a mensa member over here
NEw>>221567494
women need to realize that if they dont have sex with me something really bad is going to happen
>>221567550Thank you
>>221566550is this real?
>>221564676this fucking SUCKS DICK
>>221569639SameLast btw
